global warming bdition
first
>>203790928more like global boring
picasso’s poo period
im fuckin gay and my dick is small
What if there was a board where it was 1gbp per post, and one that was 1p, and another that was a tenner.
really gotta stop eating like a freak
16 degrees in late October
Genuinely excited thinking about getting on unemploidment >will get shredded as fuck>will learn Japanese>will read books every night and every morning>will finish my site>will finally do the tutorial for my game>will finish all my Udemy courses>will get high af drawing comics and making music>will go on doggie walkies daily>will move out and do car life somewhere in the West while brotherbaum takes over houseblattKino awaits
>>203790813Call me old fashioned, but I don't think someone called "Jia Xin Teo" should be living in this country
>>203790963Hi Nick
Diego forgetting what he posted and telling himself to blog on
interview tomorrow for a job i'm not sure i want
Timothy James Byrne>SSM
>>203790966they should be paying me to post here
mad how we all wanked with our mates as teenagers but never speak about it as adults
need to spit her in half
>>203790984Bro her pussy probably feels like heaven
>>203790978you wont do either of these things and will just eat goyslop, masturbate and post on 4chan from your smelly bedroom
>>203790978You should not have a dog Please tell me it's just a LARP
>>203791009We just played fifa, then again we weren't bent
>>203791021cockmogs me!
New board with a 5 minute cooldown between posts. 10 minutes for posts with images.Cooldown is reduced by 1 minute for each (You) you get.Get on it moot.
>>203790502literally just done this myself, the big light as well
>>203791021
Have you wanked to The Substance yet?
>>203791021Mental what men think looks sexy
Far too warm outIt not fucking right
ever had that thing where you fart sat down and the fart sort of wraps around your bollocks?
Lads, cans?Got the BIG cans today.No toil tomorrow or on the MondayTime to test out the liver and of course, /brit/s desire for the lovely, lovely cans.
rock beaches > sand beachesfact
>>203791084I think you just shit yourself
>>203791089Alright grandpa gonna go crazy tonight and have TWO beers? Waheeey
>>203791021Nice willy on that lass
>>203791084Yeah, nice innit
>>203791089You're an alcoholic
>>203788634OMDS its literally just that Fifa default ogre faced white man preset that some defenders get, a bit like Maguire in Fifa 16
drunk man outside
>>203791021CWLTSHC
Can a woman become your girlfriend before she sees your willy
>>203791027Yeah if I didn't have vyvanseI just got the mechanics of my game set using the blueprints in Unreal 4 yesterday and I'm going to polish them today. Just have to follow a tutorial on YouTube for the coding aspect of the game and then take the code and modify it.Also have to finish feeding my JavaScript to chatGPT so it can transform it into Node.
Please Al Mountain bring the dog to the humane society you are in no shape to take care of a dog
>>203791089Off the booze Had a meltdown last week
>>203791021honestly pretty sexy and im straight
I identify as purewhite European, a same as any british
>>203791116Technically lad, it would be 12 cans.>>203791121/brit/ can't make its mind up on if I am or not, lad
Sandover village... home...
Listening to big Mike talk about youtube, fellas with with big cocks in life drawing classes and why he moved to Swedenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeA35lQvM9A
>>203791147Yeah?
>>203791157don't care about your gay wee game mate
>>203791157You never finished your website
>>203791035First the plantberg, now the dogbert then the childrenowitzes
>making fun of Yanks for potentially electing a 78 year oldGladstone was 82 when he started his fourth term as PM.And Churchill the raging alkie was a month away from 77 when he started his second.
>>203791181memories of a better time
>>203791190Self-promotion, fuck off "big Mike"
>>203791155A smile would be nice, Katie
Wish I had a big knob like
>>203791207Do NOT rape the houseplantsDo NOT rape the dogDo NOT rape the children
>>203791215I wish. Would love to go live in Sweden and just drive a Jeep about the place
>>203791248like who?
>>203791248same my life would unironically be very good if i had a massive willy
>>203791190>why he moved to SwedenBecause he's bent, presumably
>>203791178"white" does not exist
>>203791248buy one
Crazy how at not one point, not two points, not three points, but four different points in history, the Netherlands almost joined the UK
up the chelsea fuck these greek irish niggas
mental how shit my life turned outwell not really now that i think about it, i pissed about and didn't take anything seriouslyc'est la vie
>>203791205Too busy lifting>>203791204It's a smash clone Get HYPED ladYou'll finally be able to play thanks to the mechanics I added cucking fox players who are all copying that Cali douche from the first tourny
>>203791248Just make the one you've got bigger. Not hard is it
>>203791285Well it does so
>>203791169So get on the booze now, lad
FACT: If you were a Cornish speaker with 10 children and made a family rule that you will always speak Cornish, stay in Cornwall and have 5 children, you would have made nearly 20 million Cornish speakers after 10 generations.
OkYou are not busy so you Can find this girl for me !!She is beautiful And looks lovely. .
spaki posting his ugly women again is he
>>203791294imagine the headlines, we joonen uwu kay wot nou
>>203791248It’s not all it’s cracked up to be lad :/
>>203791313there is no country called "white"there is no "white" ethnicitythere are europeans, which is what we are"white" is a term used by mutt bastard yanks
>>203791315I just told you it caused a mental health episodeIt's a fucked up drug man
>>203791324mousey that's a bloke mate
Have applied for a job in the civil service for "diplomatic economic development" where it sounds like I just get to draw demand-supply graphs all day and go sight-seeing in third world shitholes. Might need to start brushing up earnestly on a new language - something like Spanish, methinks.
>>203791324that's a bloke tobes
Any heart of midlothian man in?
poo farter is banning vapesstart stockpiling
>>203791346>there are europeans, which is what we areI see so that includes Turks does it
>>203791319Pretty mental that Africans are doing this right now x 10
>ywn live in Bath>ywn have to fight past mobs of Chinese people bussed in from London on day trips>ywn be able to do nothing to your home because its listed>ywn be surrounded by tedious RUGGER fans and ARROGANT students in the pubdespite all this, it feels bad man
>>203791373why do they all have exactly the same facial expression?
Where does evil come from?what do you mean "where"from a human beingalways a human beingand only a human beinga human being is a work-relatedaccidentof naturean errorif humankinddisentanglesitselffrom flora and faunathe earth will regainits beauty and lustrenature its purityand innocencehuman beings are the only beingswho use wordswhich can serve as tools of crimewords that liewound infectevil does not come from an absenceor out of nothingnessevil comes from a human beingand only a human beingwe differ in thought - as Kant said -and for that matter in beingfrom pure Nature
>>203791374Turkey is not in Europe
>was invited to a Halloween Karoke party>don't have a costume>despise Karoke>in desperate need of friends so might go anyway>if I do I run the risk of being the one cunt in normal clothes who doesn't singTricky, this
>>203791353Ah shure that was last week like, ladJust have some more now
>>203791381Was here a few years back with the missus
>>203791368GOOD
>MinecraftZillenial chad property
toby watching rate my takeaway and pretending that he's eating the paki slop that's on screen whilst chewing away on his cardboard
>>203791429is that mary lizzy winsted
>>203791421How was the flight over from Shanghai?
>>203791407Just wear a white t shirt with some fake blood on it haha
>>203791381One of the few nice cities in the UK. What are the other ones? >Edinburgh >York>OxfordEverywhere else I can think of varies from being an absolute pit to "having good parts and bad parts"
I just realised that if there was a third world war with all of Europe being bombed it would be a banable offence to talk about it on /int/So strangeThe UK could be nicked and you would not be allowed to discuss it here
>>203791368only subhuman scum uses disposables
ouurgh too much yoghurt. tummy hurts
can you actually pay for a penis enlargement would genuinely save up a max of about 10 or 15 grand for 2 or 3 more inches if it wouldn't look like a frankenwilly
Romaine Brooks (1874-1970), US painter who worked around the early 20thc Parisian lesbian scene, specialising in portraiture
radiohead - korma please
>>203791404The most populous city in Europe is Turkish
>>203791483Do what I want mate
>>203791500howling
>uni toil done>gym toil doneWow it feels great to be a respectable member of society
Sir Vape Banner
>>203791443lol doesn't he genuinely do something similar when he wats pot noodles
>>203790928It's a hoax. You have to be seriously retarded to believe in it
>>203791208PMs get the boot the second the Commons decide they're incapable. Yanks get stuck with senile zombie puppets like Reagan or Biden until the end of their term.
keep praying to god to send me a message, show me a sign, and I get nothing
>>203791481ExeterObanWinchesterChester
>>203791496Save your money and get a 2 or 3 clues instead
>>203791494That's all the good bacteria from the yoghurt fighting all the bad bacteria in your gut. It's imperative that you eat more yoghurt now - otherwise the bad bacteria may win.
>>203791511you didn't actively contribute anything to society by doing those activities tho
>>203791511What's your gym routine like?
>>203791481Bristol's alrightExeterDurhamI think St Alban's is technically a city
>>203791502It is barely on the European continent and literally sits on the very defined limit of EuropeTurks are an Anatolian/West Asian ethnic group that speak a Turkic language and follow Islam and have the vast majority of their territory, not in Europe. They are not a European people.
Dunno why Northern England gets a bad reputation, I've been to Edinburgh and Sterling and they were both lovely
WE AIN'T SNITCHESMC BITCHES
Europe ends at the Bosphorus strait. You can just look at a map and see that's where the continent is disconnected from the arabs.
Fuck that I want unemploidment and in six months I'll be off to carlife so I can save up for a trip to Japan with brotherberg so I can find voice actors for my game
>>203791539cba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qae25976UgA
>>203791575>sterlingnot a place>>203791583Turks are not arabs either
>>203791573>It is barely on the European continent and literally sits on the very defined limit of EuropeYeah exactly, its inhabitants are European, and its inhabitants are also Turkish
Adam melty because its 6pm and the working members of /brit/ have returned
>>203791575shite bait
>>203791497Looks like a fucking muppet
Sir Steak Dinner
sir rear'd 'nana
>>203791620What's the bait exactly?
>>203791611its inhabitants are not european because they are not a european ethnic grouptell me, is an african residing in london also a supposed "European"?
Just popped my hometown into the archive lads. VERY interesting stuff
Sir Air Fryer
Sir Black Cocker
>>203791646>tell me, is an african residing in london also a supposed "European"?Sure, why not? Has more in common with John Bull than any Pole or Romanian does
>>203791646I live in a garage and I can confirm I'm a car.
Sir Keir Starmer
A lot of Turks are European for sure. It all depends
>>203791551Warm up on treadmill. Rotate around the machines for a bit. Do a bit of barbells and dumbbells lift. Just trying to build up strength/fitness ATM.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS COMEEEEEE ONNNNNN
>>203791645Youre talking to spaki mateDont expect anything coherent
>>203791694too far disgusting
Sir Bitch Slapper
>>203791688He is not an ethnic European, and in fact therefore, he does not!
she's innocent
bit easily distracted me
>>203791506You have aids
you're all trying a bit too hard today
>>203791663I just did and mikey is talking about mine. Mikey has been here
>>203791711Sent me skidding
Kier Starmer probably cooks vegetarian quiche in his air fryer and tells everyone in parliament how it's "a lovely bit of kit" while they turn away from him and talk about something else.
was waving my arms about like a mental case probably cause i have aspergers and pulled a muscle in me arm
>>203791761you can't fry air
>>203791698Nice. Keep it up
sir gran warmer
Sir Expert Knob Twiddler
Sir Grass Cutter
>>203791777the scottish can fry anything
>>203791777You cant get girls but we still call you a ladSame deal
>>203791663Noticed there's one cunt who's been using the word "vile" a lot recentlyCan smell the autistic rage through the screen
>>203791481is there a single city on earth that doesnt have bad parts? i guess those extremely wealthy micro-nations and possibly some japanese cities. otherwise its a difficult standard to achieve
Thinking about learning Kazakh. Just the basics. Alphabet and greetings. I'm interested in Russian history and the USSR you see.
mgiht go curry house
I sell nudes
sir gary barlow
Sir White Genocider
sir blacked cucker
Lose respect instantly for any 'man' that has an airfryer in his kitchen. Grow up
>>203791777umm you actually can
>>203791804alright bald and bankrupt
drinking wee milk
>>203791736not going to happen to me
>>203791723How so?
Sir Good Goyim
>>203791806i bum arse
>>203791698>>203791511>when you're tired of the imaginary wife so you become the real wifemindbroken>>203791698>>203791782>>203791551>>203791668>>203791683>>203791694>>203791722Dollhouse samefag spam
Get the tea cookedGet it eaten
>>203791804why not be interested in it without caring about the USSR
Sir Barm Cake
>>203791806I serve toilberg
is it too early for christmas jumpers
>>203791805cheeky but legal
>>203791736where's the hard shoulder
Sir Temple Attender
having now extensively researched penis enlargement it's not real, you can get a big fat chub roll chode if you want but the legth is more or less fixed. might drink myself to death my life is never getting any better
>>203791859Nah, Christmas is going to be BIG this year
rape the fucking disabled
>>203791840His ethnic descent and genetics come from Africa, not Europe. He is a recent arrival. His people are not native to there. His closest relatives on a genetic level would be found in Africa. His DNA would be markedly different from local Europeans.
Why do people hate thatcher for closing the already dying mines?
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>203791799AldershotBasingstokeEastleighSouthampton - all shitholesBut this is counterbalanced withPortsmouthNew ForestWinchesterItchen Valley/South DownsHampshire is the best county in England by a long shot
Adam still on his gigamelty is he?
>>203791859NahMake sure to choose a balcony that's nice and high up
Londoners say curry aaarse
Mad how Unreal Engine, YouTube tutorials and charGPT exists so I can make a game with little to no effort and it's all just basically having fun
Sir Adam Barrett
Absolutely buzzing to see the pensioners freeze this winter. Pull the ladder up behind you will ya? In a bit Doris
>>203791900Romsey's quite nice too
>>203791884ok how u know?
get the mines openget the kids workingget the wogs housed, fed and wanked
>>203791847>actually falling for spainnonce’s baitdread to think how low iq you must be
"let's fry and eat this thing the bird just pooed" - words of the utterly deranged
>>203791902His entire life is one big fucking tantrum
>>203791940Done him
>>203791883There was a lad here recently whose missus made him buy one of those big fake rubber knobs you wear because his was too small
>>203791937corr love a duck egg me
>>203791937It's a bird's period not their poo
>>203791930ROMSEY RAPIDSidk what that is but I saw it posted once
>>203791910I say curry owse
>>203791885
*surreptitiously googles the girth of duck eggs in inches*
>>203791937"lets raise and love this thing the bird just pooed" - words of the utterly deranged
>>203791969probably like 3 id wager
Having a sloppy shite
rosemary schrader just died
>>203791937Reckon my cock would fit up there yano
johnny rotten just died
>>203791991hank schrader's mum?
Just learning how ancient irish in donegal would have sex with a horse then kill and it bathe with its body parts when they became a ruler or cheif or whatever
Ok Jarvis, access my harddrive and bait the schizomong
>>203791991That’s ASAC Shrader to you
A$AP Schrader
>>203790928Ngl a road trip across the east coast of Australia sounds awesome
>>203791991Oh no!
FaZe Rorke
>visit mum's house >she turns Alexa on>it instantly starts blasting the new KSI songModern technology was a mistake. Unabomber was right about everything.
>>203791968fucking kek
>>203792033the irish still do this
sir file dot png
>>203792033They still do
couple of mojitos and a stroll home in this nice autumn evening
can't stand this cunt
>>203792059lel
Sometimes I'll post an image and change the filename to file.png before I post it to falseflag
>>203792092IT'S A THURSDAY NIGHT YOU SICK FUCK
If you went to Turkey in the past, you literally couldn't tell the difference between them and a German
>>203792112>falseflagnot sure you know what this means
>>203792066
Alexa, set a reminder for my mewing session at 11am tomorrow morning
>>203791897poortherners and scots need someone to blame their poverty onthe fact is that a lot of these towns were built around the industrial revolution and heavy industry like the mines, textiles, shipbuilding, steelworks. they were always going to become obsolete as britain and the rest of the developed world slowly moved away from heavy industry and manufacturing being the basis of its economy. it was unavoidable. now these towns which grew during the boom times are now husks with no real purpose to their existence so become shitty dilapidated dystopian expanses, filled with drugs, mongs on benefits and despair. the ruins of a once globe spanning empire.
Hi, can I help anyone with anything?
Rorke and his family on a day out to farmfoods
>>203792092*slaps your wee bald head when you're not looking*
>>203792128Well, I could, because I'm intelligent
>>203792092where is this? looks nice
>>203792165yh, wahts a good date idea wit the proto
>>203791265Phenomenal body shape about the tattoos
when I hear someone swear irl it makes me jump a little bit
>>203792163Thatcher will burn in hell for eternityShe destroyed the economy of the north, the midlands, scotland and walesShe concentrated all wealth and power in London and the south eastA policy every government since has continued
>>203791575i've been to Bolton and everyone was muslim
>>203792180Shag her up the arse
>>203792180coffee and a walk
quarter past six and i'm falling asleep on the settee
Lads where can i cop this exact polo. i know it's made by Donnay
>>203792163You're right to an extent but its the job of the government to invest in infrastructure there so that new industries want to move in thereGoogle doesn't want to set up an office in Doncaster
Mental how women dress like such whores that recording them in public is basically pron
Cornish men learn to breed. Your people are floundering in need. Your son's on 4chan posting sneed. Your daughter's crying coz Kaba's killer was freed.
listening to some “sad boy rap” (guccihighwaters, danger inc, night lovell, softheart, etc)in the sort of mood
>>203792250at NEXT x
>>203792216Why did you go to Bolton
>>203792180Well, lots of people do the same old things in this world, and that’s boring. I would suggest a hot air balloon ride!
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the kingWhere's my crown? that's my bling, always drama when I ring
Thatcher openly colluded with Unionist paramilitaries in Ireland and escalated the conflict. She literally hated the idea of peace and refused to make it a goal of her rule. She made the Troubles 10x worse than it needed to be.
>>203792282Based she should have done it more
>>203792282Yeah? Who told you that then?
>>203792251people often say this as a solution but what would you have done? how would you have invested in new industries in 80s Britain?not even a thatcherite either I just think people blame her solely for a process that was always going to happen
Night on Al Mountain
>>203792302kek
CLICK CLICK SETTLE UP SEE YOU ON THE MOON THEN
>>203792306I would have flown a plane over and thrown money out of itJust the sort of bloke I am
>>203792302The Troubles were not "based" at all you specky little nerdA lot of innocent civilians and young men died and it was senseless violence from both sides. A lot of atrocities committed by both the IRA and British Army. I have family that lived in Northern Ireland during those days and it was not fun or cool.
right then, seems the armchair politicians and economists have arrived after a hard day in the toilmines. aka. boring bastard hours
>>203792277Fuck off adam you irritating runt
>>203792355>A lot of atrocities committed by both the IRA and British Army.Mostly the IRA thoughbeit
>>203792358quintessential adam post
deorbiting a poo
>>203792355My uncle served he killed some paddies came home and went back to being a criminal
>>203792282Yes. Many Irish women and children were shot and butchered by the UVF and British police working together, with the full support of the British state.But you blow up one royal, who was a known pederast, who funded the slaughter and imperialism... and you're the bad guys.
>>203792387Sounds like a good man
>>203792270visiting a friend
>>203792271not a bad idea actually
>>203792355>3000 deaths in 40 years meme war 9/11 mogged it in a day
>>203792390Why are you agreeing with yourself mate
>>203792390fuck off to /eire/ you fenian paedophile child murdering bastard
>>203792306>Invest in 20 extra temporary classroom shacks in every northern school>Compulsory BTECs in food hygiene and hairdressing for all military-aged men>Turn all derelict factories into brisket restaurants and brewdogs>Sell council houses for £1 to encourage landlordism
>>203792355>>203792390Samefag
>>203792312
>>203792456screaming at those classrooms it's so depressing
>>203792355
How many Irish Catholic paedos did the IRA blown up?
>>203792387A worthless person then by all accounts
>>203792355Didn’t affect me mate
dildoing my arse
>>203792436>Only one person ITT doesn't support British terror Fucking mong you are drinking Carling in your sweat stained Rangers jersey posting on /brit/
anybody else excited for halloween?
the new>>203788560>>203788560>>203788560
>>203792515>>203792515>>203792515
>>203792456it looks like a correctional facility.
>>203792449I'm English, I'm just not a low IQ bootlicking edgelord who thinks child murder by the British state is "based"
>>203792390yh
haha he's done it again the madlad
>>203792532you're a terrorist traitor irish nigger and you should fucking die