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>>203797776unfathomably based edition. in this general we love /cum/chan!
>>203797776This. So much this. Every single poster on this gen looks like that. So true.
>>203797776>Capital C in /cum/Thread RUINED.
Spinster is the grown up /cum/ bebe
>>203797852I'm putting some respect on Canada's name.
>>203797872This literally happened to me on the I-5 as I drove past Portland
Post the silly butt in the air picture
>>203797857I really enjoy Spinster's posts but her unbridled White Supremacist leanings are even a bit extreme for me, a chud.
>>203797908I want to breed them Colonise their brown rabbit wombs with my pure arayan sperm
>>203797879>Canada>Respect
cant even ebeg on the /cum/ anymore...im an old hag now...
work hasn't asked me to do anything for 2 weeks now but i'm still gonna get paid
Some canadian anon told me canadians are just pretending when they’re being nice. I can’t trust a leaf anymore
Beedee Attach always seems so happy. I wonder what that's like. You never see her sad or frowning
>>203797993Send me $500 and I'll send back $5000 by the end of the week as soon as I win big in scratchers
>>203797964>love me footy>love me manchester>'ate pakis (not racist just don't like 'em)>Simple asCrazy that the international cabal of jewry wants to destroy this for expelling them in 1290
>>203797993>barely legalI DIDN'T TAKE NO SHORTCUTSI SPENT MY MONEY THAT I SAVED UP
>>203797993>.zhiliaoapp.musically~3.jpgtiktok is still called musically in the code thats funnyalso wtf is up with the new captcha it looks creepy ion like it
>>203798060That's not true btw, the only thing that is true is Canadians say sorry reflexively without meaning it sometimes
Haven’t been on 4chan in about 8 months but /int/ seems somewhat more usable than in the beginning of the year. But slower
My female doctor lifted my balls and held my dick during an exam. She was so milfy
Thinking of making grilled chicken and potatoes when I get home
>>203798146>But slowerMaking everyone wait 15 minutes to post, then 5 more minutes to make a thread will do that
>>203797993>>203798087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajEcM7tuTkused to like this chune back in the day
Being forced to go to Disneyworld soon
>>203798281hey I just beat TLAD like a week ago
Fucking faggots
>want to lay in bed after eating instead of sitting at desk>dont want to lay in bed without bathing>dont want to shower til food bloat goes down and itis goes awaygrrr
>>203798426Make sure to ride the Test Track at Epcot, it's very fun
>>203798212Did she make eye contact? That's sort of sexy...
>>203798426take a shot every time you see an asian tourist
God bless America
>>203798429KINO vidya right there. You have no idea how many negroes and wiggers I have had to argue with who say GTA:SA was better
>>203797908it's just like minecraft
>>203798498Are you trying to get me kicked out for public intoxication, anon?>>203798446I'll be there for like 5 days so I'll probably go on every ride
>>203798592disneyworld isn't public, they're like the ccp of florida
feeling like nothing can stop me
>>203798637Well I'll get kicked out if I'm drunk half an hour in
>>203798426are you 14? lel
>>203798657HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIMEHAVING A BALL
>>203798683No I'm being forced by a woman
>>203798426Since you're forced, get me a tshirt.
>>203798617seen a jeet doing this but also drinking the gutter water
>>203798719homo
>>203798719force that bitch to SUCK DEEZ NUTSSSS
>wfhbraps are normal, slightly stink but nothing crazy>work in the officebraps smell like death, absolutely putrid
>>203798673nobody will notice
>>203798719oh, iktfb. Is she at least hot?
Rural Iowa cashiers are often trans men with pink hair
>>203798760its the stark contrast, your house is stinky, the office smells like nice freshly showered people and vaginas
Went for a jog such cases
>>203798767Yeah or else I'd stay home At least it'll be at a nice hotel
reborn as a pathogen in a wuhan seller's lunch
>>203798762keep telling yourself that, alchy
>>203798844Mental illness
>>203798617Iktfb
feelin a little inner conflict bros
>>203798730Deliveryjeet stole my food once so I stopped ordering because the Jeets were also slow as fuck
I saw the two retards fighting meme but with people who have phd next to their names on linked in
>>203798730their immune systems are so strongthis is why they are taking over the world
>she won’t say hi anymoreIt’s over
>day 23 of only eating food from a Korean convenience store
>>203798574TLAD specifically or GTAIV in general?TLAD's pretty underrated imo, the plot is basically proto-RDR2GTAIV overall has some of my favorite gunplay in any videogame.
>>203799035Is it full of fishtanks?
Friday, August 4, 2017
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>203799009LinkedIn is such cancer I hope to god I never have to use it again
>>203799059TLAD, TBOGT, & GTAIV. The 3 interwoven protagonist stories was the prototype for GTAV as well.
>>203799115Not sure if I'm missing your joke, but my joke is referencing this goofyass dude.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/09evDRbiyLE
the ballad of gay tony is some of the best video gaming ive ever seen
worried for the future buds
>>203799222Why?
>>203799240don't worry after 2024 ends anime will be real
It's cute how hospital care babies (like premature ones) don't have names and in writing and literature their "days old" is like 10 - as in, it uses days instead of years for the numbers
my favorite subject in school was lunch
>>203797896
>>203799298BWC reporting in
>>203799269~u₩u~ Isekai me zaddy
how the fuck did the chinese kill like 100 million people every year for 500 years and be totally fine
what if urkelkin were human
im looking for like minded individuals
>>203799283I hated math in middle school but loved it in college, somehow it came naturally to me and I could dab on everyone else with my profound understanding of it.retards would study for hours to scrape by with a C and I'd go to class and go home without thinking twice about it except like an hour a week to do homework; I'd be the first one done when test time came and effortlessly passed each one with an A+.
I need my dick fucked
>>203799306Reminds me of me and my bud in 5th grade hiding inside of a cabinet during class and giggling inside while the teacher was doing roll call and playing phone games for 20 minutes before we couldn't breathe anymore and jumped out and scared the shit out of her.
my hebrew name is Tzvi
>>203799152I'm pretty neutral about it, the networking part is pretty useful for me.
Gonna cross soon. Hope to make new friends beginings
>>203799465refugees welcome
these halloween decorations in drg go hard
Texas seems like a shitty place to live
>>203799465You're transitioning into a woman?
>>203799465california or texas?
not enough frogs itt
>gf left me for a guy who might be a narcoWell atleast she's gonna be dead soon
What happens here?
>>203799465Stay there. You will be hated here
>>203799549no he wont
>>203799547Clam chowder, lighthouses, scarves, apple cider and Portuguese fishermen
>>203799539And you probably too.
>>203799554>People dont hate illegalsLOL brown hands
Tell me about Buc-ees.
I think I'm unironically getting arthritis
>>203799620they won't know he's an illegal
we webfishing boys
>>203799629It's a mid-sized grocery store with a gas station attached
Wever travelled a bit and we fooooooooooooundLike a masochist in Newport, were Rhode Island boundhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpEMcvrTHGQ
>>203799670>>203799629And it has the truckstop aesthetic while not allowing trucks
>>203799539or she will be for sale or rent
>>203799664why are you gay ERPing?
>>203797776Well, /cum/?
watching destiny
>>203799510I'm already one anon
>>203799459I just couldn't help notice all the ass kissing and bizarre grandstanding by retards who don't know anything.
>>203799740i just fish
>>203799528Cali or phoenix
>>203799594Not me im smart
>>203799695>>203799670You got any good Buc-ees stories?
>>203799902Well ok then.
>140 minutes until freedom
>>203799549I already hate myself and I have nothing to lose anyway
I was underprepared for an argument that I forced on a stranger who knew far more than me. This left me nauseous, trembling and throwing up
>>203799920Stopped at one on a roadtripIt felt like any smaller grocery store with squirrel merch
initiating my daughter into Santeria this Saturday
>>203799946Confidently made a bold claim without a full grasp on the topic at hand and was humiliated when I was present with evidence that proved me completely wrong. Only thing I could do to protect my honor was to pretend that it wasn't what I meant at all.
>>203799946accept this humbling you've received. it is not a bad thing to have your ego checked from time to time, even if it is painful in the moment. just try and extract some knowledge from this event and grow from it.
>>203799629a big truck stop
You know what I say when I encounter a mentally ill diaper fetishist?>How's it going? Fucked up weather, isn't it?Because that stuff is NONE OF MY GODDAMN BUSINESS and wandering around trying to figure out if the cashier at Walmart has any behaviors or fetishes that I disapprove of is a REALLY REALLY WEIRD THING TO DO. I have probably encountered folks with fetishes that would make me scrub my brain with steel wool. I don't actually know or care, because the NORMAL way to relate to people does not include a complete inventory of their pants. If you sit around playing Spot The Kink, you are naturally going to come out with a kind of bizarre picture of the whole human race. You are not living in some sort of giant Ableism Game and you are not winning. Cut that shit out.
>>203799974I thought it was a gofer.
Pink pony club I'm going to keep on dancing at the pink pony club
>>203800015You should never accept that you've been defeated in a debateInstead, the other person was simply a retard who misunderstood your point
>>203800030this but with accusing strangers on the internet of being jews
>>203800030shart in mart
>>203800048It's a beaver but I call him a squirrel because it makes Texans seethe if you call it the wrong animal
>>203800055damn i've been coming across some pretty big retards my whole life then
I’m against capitalism AND immigration
>>203800051Here we go againEverything is fineI guess we could pretendWe didn't cross a lineBut ever since that dayEverything has changedThe way I write your nameThe cursive letter AWhenever it may beThat you go on your wayIf you really wanna leaveI'll never make you stayWhatever you decideI will understandAnd it will all be fineJust go back to being friends
Post another webm
>>203800161
aw man i had a whole thing in my head i was gonna write out to mutually apologize and then re-restrict messages after so i dont even see the chat bubble but im just blocked blocked so i cant even do thatrough
I'm going to change my knife for a chain with a padlock because when I was hanging out with my friends a homeless guy tried to attack us and I slashed his face and my friends got mad because I could kill him so I'm going to use a padlock to beat
>>203800190Wtf is this real
>>203800098I don't think this thread has any Texans. How do I just find about this now though? These not popular in the US? Look at all the snacks they got. Damn, honey glazed pecans. I'm so hungry right now. All I hear about on the internet from Americans is shittyass takis and oreos.
>>203800210it also takes the load off my chest that I dont have to write anything out bc i just can't, but dang i wanted to say my words :^(
>>203800211Your friends are pussies
>>203799946Did you have sex with him after?>>203800051Durka durka>>203799637Rip>>203800030Facts>>203799991Degeneracy>>203799497There are shittier places in the U.S>>203798657Drugs are bad
>>203800232Buc-ees is mostly a Texas thing and there are different brands that make all those snacks
>>203800242I know no one would care about a homeless man bleeding to death on the streets of mexico
>>203800268I wanna go to Texas.
>>203800221I am convinced that this movie was only porn for its director.
>>203800268There's one coming to Virgin(ia)
>>203800298California, Texas, New York, and Florida are the four best states to visit as a first timer
societys not gonna collapse, only prolapse
>>203800327like a butthole?
>>203800232>I don't think this thread has any Texanstexas has a pretty fucking big population tahts very unlikely>These not popular in the US? not in the whole country, bucees is extremely regional. that's like asking why only people from florida talk about publix>Look at all the snacks they got.those are at every gas station or grocery store, maybe not in such variety
>>203800351yup exactly societys a big butthole so fuck it
Thoughts on the Big Crunch theory that says the universe will expand until it contracts and another Big Bang happens, thus reforming the universe and potentially be the source of alternate timelines and alternate universes?
>>203800379Literally no evidence to support it whatsoever
>>203800324I know about Florida but I also know that I'm never stepping foot in poofornia and poo york. While we're on the topic, put poocago in there.>>203800353Tell me about publix.
>>203800397>Tell me about publix.They have nice sandwiches
>>203800379Someone was talking about this last night here. I’m not really qualified to say, but maybe?
>>203800397it's just a regional grocery chain in florida, that's ityour regular run of the mill big supermarket with a deli and food and some kitchen equipment, nothing special. but they have an alright deli/hot food section and florida anons love to post about the chicken tendie sandwichesbut, none of the rest of the country can get in on itjust like bucees for really anything outside of the south
Been high as fuck bangin screw for days now Have a late meeting w Japan so can't get high until 10pmAll this Texas talk got me hungry for BBQ and dying for some weed FUCK
>>203800379pp
>crime is going down across the country >except for a few select cities with exploding crime rates Explain
bulgarianon might just have a case ofe euro-isms where he is not grasping how large and spread out america really is
>>203800394It's true though>>203800397>falling for what flyovers sayI'm from New England but not visiting New York or California is retardedBoth are much better for longer trips
>>203800449>it's trueProve it
The gen alpha brain rat hasn’t seem to hit my town as hard. Maybe it’s cause we are rural
You hang around with niggas catchin' cases, hit the standLike how you look yourself up in the mirror as a man?
>>203800438easier to group all of the poor people in a single area and not care what happens than try to fix the problem.
>>203800397kys
>>203800438maybe blm making police departments be less predatory
>>203799933We will be free, brother
>>203800451I had a dream where the universe was about to collapse for some reason Then an alien species came to Earth to save humanity because they somehow figured out how to survive the collapse of the universe Then I watched (with my own eyes) as the universe collapsed and reformed itselfAll the proof I need
>>203800498whats happening
>>203800512I'm regaining my freedom in a mere 118 minutes
>>203800512They be workin a 9-5
>>203799662Hatred of illegals is an ambient, ubiquitous thing that doesn't need knowledge of a person's citizenship status to exist and flourish
>>203800476I’m confused as to why they are so soft on crime though. Maybe I’m retarded but wouldn’t it make sense to crack down on people who kills enforcers of the state (ie police officers)
what's the biggest ick you've ever encountered?
>>203800449Not stepping foot in poo york even if you pay me and that's final. I'd make an exception for New England, because they say it's the designated goth place in the US of A.>>203800484t. brian>>203800426>>203800413What's the Buc-ees and Publix equivalent of Wyoming?
>>203800549Audible munching
>>203799549At least he speaks English
>>203800549Smoking cigs or not having white skin.
Work all night on a drink of rumDaylight come and me wan' go homeStack banana 'til de mornin' comeDaylight come and me wan' go homeCome, mister tally man, tally me banana
When was the last time you said the n word in public?
>>203800570my brother opens his mouth whenever he eats and blames it on a nose issue but i think he's just retarded
>>203800609Never, who does that
>>203800549when I went down on her and I could smell the shit from her uncleaned ass. holy fuck I never lost interest faster
>>203800565I don't care about you coming to New York just saying you'll be missing outLouisiana is pretty based too, you can realistically visit both states if you're in eastern TexasDid that once in college, very fun time
>>203800655Missing out on the smell of piss and rude fucks and gay retards and faggot cops? Louisiana sounds cool.
>>203797776Hi guys! How's yall' doin'?
Louisiana has the best food in the US, simple asTexan BBQ is better but overall Louisiana wins
>>203800609I’d say it all the time if it was socially acceptable Unfortunately I need to keep my job
>>203800609I say nigga all the time cuz I'm from the skreets naw'msayin' I'm from da hood fr so I say it all the time not like the little timmies who only say it wit they friends but too afraid to say nigga in front of a nigga fr, know what I mean, fr from the dirty dirty dirty dirty Souf tho fr
>>203800636small town bar people, I hear n*gger jokes all the time
>>203800645Oh che puzzo I was eating a sandwich and you just destroyed my appetite
>>203800546theyre soft on crime because police departments get more funding the more dangerous their district is. they have a vested interest in keeping crime afloat and not punishing it harshly. there's also a lot of political pressure from leftwingers against police departments so they need to be pretty selective with said punishments as to avoid floyd2.0.
The only thing I liked best about GTA 4 is the driving and shooting physics But SA has funner missions and better story
>>203800549dadberg's new seamonkey wife
>>203800722Hello DiStefano today I found out my mutt admixture and it turns out I'm not 65% Spanish like I assumed this whole time but in fact 65% Italian more specifically from the Lombard region can you believe that
>>203800645damn she didnt even clean up before the act? most girls will at least go to the bathroom and do a quick cleanup first.
>>203800565i dont think wyoming really has one apparently all they really have are rich people larping as ranchers, really small population
>>203800798He's probably Mexicanese too
Dave's Hot Chicken is giving out free sandwiches for Drake's birthdayShall be acquiring one
>>203800803tfw no rich rural white American cowgirl rancher wife but with black hair instead of blonde
>>203800565>New England, because they say it's the designated goth place in the US of A.>new england>gothThat's so fucking retarded, have you never fucking looked at new york?
>>203800798Bienvenut nel razza
>>203800765Too be fair the police did nothing wrong with Floyd, that video was taken severely out of context. Only reason why the officers were charged was to avoid a shit storm
>>203800798....what's the other 35%?
What happened?
>>203800873i look like this and i do this
>>203800917Spanish/French and arap
>>203800891So chauvin is a martyr for a political agenda?
>>203800931Wow>>203800830I'm pure Sardonapulitan, than you very much. I am Italian (not Latinx).
>>203800925no fupa no chalupa
>>203800854lol
>>203800942Precisely
have a stray cat hanging aroundbuy it food and put it outsideit sees the food, sniffs it and walks awaythat was meow mix you picky bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wybWCqTjSAY
>>203800925unironically tho why are communists all trannies now?
>>203800981Show me ancestry results Juanito
>>203800722sorry bro>>203800801even worse we were dating for like 2 years. i dumped her and moved out a few weeks later though lol. was not a good relationship
I HATE IDENTITY POLITICS
>>203801136Blue pilled image
>>203801136No you don't. You just dislike it very strongly.
>>203801136occupy was a bunch of smelly hipsters sitting in a park, nobody was threatened by them
AI is getting scary
>>203800875I have. It looks like shit covered with piss.
>>203801191>soon you can goon to anything your heart desiresgooners won
the anxiety is NOT going awayim going to go shower
>>203801191That's not how you kiss.
I've got Canada in my pocketA little bit of historyA penny, and a nickelAnd a quarter and a dimeMean a lot to you and meIt's more than pocket moneyThey're the symbols of our landThey're pictures of important thingsFor which this country standsThe maple leaf, the maple leafIs a beautiful sight to seeIt waves 'hello" to us belowFrom the top of a maple treeAnd with every year that passesIt grows like you and meSo should we all grow straight and tallLike the lovely maple treeI've got Canada in my pocketA little bit of historyA penny, and a nickelAnd a quarter and a dimeMean a lot to you and meIt's more than pocket moneyThey're the symbols of our landThey're pictures of important thingsFor which this country standsThe beaver, oh the beaverIs a beautiful sight to seeHe's a happy, furry animalLike a teddy bear with teethHe's never ever lazyHe works all night and dayBuilding houses for his familyHe's got no time to playI've got Canada in my pocketA little bit of historyA penny, and a nickelAnd a quarter and a dimeMean a lot to you and meIt's more than pocket moneyThey're the symbols of our landThey're pictures of important thingsFor which this country standsThe schooner, oh the schoonerIs a beautiful sight to seeIt's a great big wooden sailing shipThat can sail across the seaIt brings to other countriesThe things their people needAnd brings back thingsLike chocolate barsAnd books for us to read
>>203801104I don't have to prove my Italianitas to a gweilo like you
>>203801234you dropped your pocket
>>203801227oh yeah if youre such a kissing expert why dont you show me how its done huhcome plant your big juicy lips right on mine and show me how to really kissunless youre not so smart as you claim
>>203801225>The future is now old man
AI slop poster is back
>>203801136it's incredible how overtly this happened and people just don't carekind of like how epstein got suicided and everyone clearly knew it was the CIA but those same people will call you schizo for saying the CIA still does domestic operations
>>203801260I can't goon to kissing bro I need my degenerate fetishes
>>203801239I'm black and I had a Cambodian friend who was a movie buff like me and we had a shorthand we'd speak in and because we both liked the Dragon Bruce lee bio movie where they called the whites gweilo, we would always refer to white people as gweilo.If he was talking about some dude he had an argument with that day I might say "was he gweilo?" His name was Bopul and he was a real ass nigga
>>203801312he did kill himself though
>>203801088They aren't
>>203801309The fucks your problem with AI
>>203800549Constantly talking about sucking dick. American women do this a lot for some reason
>>203801260There's a scene on the show where Wednesday says something like "she gave me a welcome already, I'll return the favor later tonight" and tha gave me a boner
Hurt people hurt people.
>>203801405The jews of course.Anything good or popular is bad because the jews made it to brainwash the amazing white male
>>203797776>my picture got usedbased I never finished the other one I was working on sadly, it was going to be her eating legos and ranting about microplastics
AI will destroy humanity
>>203801449People get angry over the weirdest things here
>>203801253I said I'm never going to poocago.
AI is sovlless
>>203801427how???
I just learned about Big Red.
It makes me sad that so-called people unironically enjoy AI garbage
>>203801608Fireball tastes like liquified big red
>>203801626me @ u
>>203801077>meow mixif it's kibble, that cat is smart enough to stay the fuck away from it
>>203801608>>203801640both are disgusting, although in late elementary and middle school i had cinammon flavored 5 gum habit, I was a two pack a day even at 13
>>203801608the drink or the gum
>>203801626unlucky for u
>>203801747>>203801798Drink. No idea there's big red gum.>>203801640What's a fireball?
I've always hated cinnamon flavored shit. It's cloying and disgusting
It's dangerous to go alone
>>203801843cinnamon gum called big red yeahfireball is cinnamon whiskey and its for college kids mostly
>>203801863I love cimanon but cinnamon whiskey sounds like a woman's drink.
theres fireball candy which i think its the same brand as?fireball is cinnamon candys they are old school as hell
>>203801854cinammon rolls? cinammon in coffee or french toast? cinammon toast crunch??
at least theres thursday night football to look forward to in this gaywad ass world
bro watches sports lmao
Did you know there's a fully functional Roman Domus that was made into a museum in the hills of Malibu in California?
>>203801975isn't it only on amazon or something?
>DiStefano
If you don't watch baseball you're not a real man.
>>203802045its free on twitch and theres always pirate streams but i have prime anyway
Its over was back but now its over
>>203802048What're you laughing at, tough guy?
The super AI emerges from an extremely pornographic ultra hyper suck and fuck. The world becomes engulfed in a paroxysm of cumfucked frenzy. Senior citizens dropping dead from brain frying giga-orgasms. It's all because of the leftists honestly.
>>203802048It made me sad when to find out he was one of the incel posters here
>>203802174I'm not an artist incel, are you insane??
I mean, I'm not Casanova over here, but I've definitely had sex. That shit with Miss Monique was just a game
Fuckin slander, you ask me
>>203802026Everything is in california there's a lot of things that end up or are made in california. Lots of people from all over the world with different backgrounds find a place in california to build something crazy or notorious.
I wish we lived in the timeline where abortions were illegal but it was totally acceptable to just send children/babies into space if you don't want them
>>203802355Deranged tranny post
>abortion is murder! Don't kill em just... abandon them in a jungle or space or something idk... I care about the children!!
Abortion should be legal in the US specifically but I wont elaborate why.
>>203802434This it's a necessary evil
>>203802430why would trannies care about abortions?
Gf supports abortion but said she'd never get one
45 minutes to freedom
>>203802433
>>203802520Hell yeah brotherGonna hop in the car, smoke a cigarette, and drink a redbull (that's been in the break room fridge for a couple hours) on the drive home
>>203802543>forgot picretard
we're back it was over but now we're back
>>203802567
new>>203802592>>203802592>>203802592
should we make a better one