early man edition
creepy cunts all of you
>https://voca.ro/18b003nrahD2
Schools dont open until a few hours nappy
Need Emma Watson to do a shit in my mouth.
Black men breeding white women
>>203808754explain to me the psychology behind posting the same thing over and over again
>>203808781Adam
Lascaux was stumbled upon by kids during WW2untouched for millenias in france of all placesmakes you think
The schizos who are convinced every second poster is either "Adam" or Heathermong are just as bad as themShut the fuck up and stop shitting the thread up
a new dawn a new day to waste but I got pearly penile papules anyway. a crisp morn to saviour but I've got fordyce spots anyway. a fulfilling meal to scran but I've got phimosis anyway. a new opportunity to prove my worth but I've got peyronie syndrome anyway.
France is weird
Had my phone's flashlight on for 2 hours and it barely drained my battery. I said, that's class. Phones are classier than us now, turn my nightlight on and I'm asleep within the hour! ahahaha
the new tiktok wife she just sent me this cheeky little video
>>203808824>Adam" or HeathermongYeh thats the same person im afraid. Who am i kidding youre literally him just lashing out.
Listening to Megadeth
>>203808801Timmy
Another abhorrent/boring namefag post successfully filtered.
my filters going mental
>>203808826so's England desu
Cornish men will rise again.
I post bmwf propaganda from the office of my homeYou seethe at your gay little desk in your bedroomWe are not the same
>>203808888Really, really doubt it... but nice quads.203808895Ha... ha.
>>203808907can't believe harvey had his way with her
I will never forget that Lloyd George convinced preachers in north Wales to advertise WW1 as a crusade since the north walians were barely signing up beforehand because fighting in a war was unchristian.
>>203808942>Lloyd GeorgeI think you mean George Floyd
Real nonce hours
my filter deploys again. well deserved I'm sure. nothing of note I'm certain.
>>203808895how is your home office not a gay little desk in a bedroom
posting from my 4chan posting room
>>203808942Only reason jews probably care about WW1 is because it spawned hitler.the millions of dead europeans was just a little oopsie.
might get a gay little treadmill so i can get my steps in without going outside
sorry NOT SORRYbut Nolan owes his career to Hans Zimmerand he can't write dialogue for shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8fEbxgqxY
>>203808967If your filter was actually working properly, you wouldn't know it was filtering posts at all because it would hide the posts in their entirety, not just minimize the post so that it's "hidden" with a stub still visible.
>>203809047wrong. It pings every time it filters
>>203809000plenty of jews volunteered on the german side, for some reason they were quite nationalist over thereours not so much
noel edmonds studying maori mysticism
>>203809058Im sure they made great officers"Run into ze machine guns goy!"
>>203809052If your filter was actually working properly, it wouldn't ping every time it filters. The idea is to make the posts practically nonexistant.
Should be legal to punch toddlers. Call it enforced late-term abortion.
I am confused.Does gooner mean something alternative in Americanese?
>>203808967Connected it to my vibrating buttplug which really spiced things up posting here
>>203809073all that fuss about the holocaust, ww2ww1 was far more brutal
>>203809104Arsenal is a bizarre club
It sounds very bitter of me to say, but I dislike when people laugh easily. Hearing someone laugh breathlessly over the most remotely humourous thing just gets a bit old.
>>203808973My desk is made of mahoganyIm surrounded by leather bound booksI have expensive whiskey in expensive decanters
>>203809134Maybe its not that others are easily impressed but you just need to lighten up a little.
>>203809093you're wrong and you're about to be filtered. I've got a little crazy frog pinging remix activated for every time you post. KWAB
>you live in paradise BUT you have to engage in little retarded squabbles every day for the rest of your life
>>203809134
>>203809104Do you condemn Hamas?
>former UKIP leaderwhat in the name of christ
Might go as Crazy Frog to the Halloween party.NakedBlueSkinny fat
>>203809179And a small cock
>>203809165asianblonde womanbrunette womanlatinaold farttoken nerdy black
>>203809187ring ding ding ding dinged at thatdone him
being tortured
>>203809187Well ofcourse he has a small cock because hes a small anthropomorphic frog.
highly doubt there are any shaggers on /brit/ at 6am, but do women ever have fetishes/fantasies outside of "I'd like to be dominated teehee i'm crazy rawr xx" The ones I have encountered have been extremely homogeneous in their sexual proclivites.
Fucking despise promiscuous women in all honesty
The frog is actually called the annoying thing, not "crazy frog" which is actually the name of the band.
>>203809251OI! respect your mother
(((Jew)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6XwFAyxGiALeonardo "try hard little faggot" Di Shitio doesn't deserve his career, Limmy is the better actor by far. A roller coaster of emotions.
going to be weird when you see Youtube videos that say "20 years ago" or even "30 years ago"
>>203809403>"20 years ago"how many of us hear this and think of the early 90's?
Should be legal to bomb hospitals
I'd huff her poo fumes.
>>203809104>>203809133The American zoomer definition is the one you favour. FOY
Diego Day
>>203809403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw Will be the first
too many /v/irgins trasjing Mass Effect 2 and 32 is a fucking master piece, fucking loved shooting those insectoid collectors in the faceand that Arrival DLC? gets my dick hard
>4chan now requires email verification or waiting 20 mins before postinglollmao even
>>203809633American website American rules Get over it!
>>203809657Owned by a japanese man living in gay Paris
>>203809657shat up u likkle wasteyute
Feeling very chuddy today, don’t know what that’s about
>>203809236there was a lass at toil (long gone now) that admitted to me she liked to wear a dog collar while being shagged
farting out a poo
sharting out a shoe
>clocks change on sundayepic, ladscan't wait for it to be pitch black by 5pm for 3 months straight
carting out a jew
>>203809599damn didnt know this was the first youtube video until now
>>203809633what caused hiroshimoot to bring in such extreme anti spam measures? I barely browse 4chan outside of a couple boards so I'm oblivious to most of what goes on here
>>203809746clarting*
got a new debit card in the mail because my old one is about to expire and it's substantially lesser quality, like they didnt even bother putting in the hard numbers on the front. a bit upset about that
>>203809742Luckily there is real talk about not moving the clocks any more. It will annoy Scotland (who have to buy their Scotch from England because it's cheaper here) but that's just an added bonus.
>>203809766https://youtu.be/dfXqxjMkyQ4?si=JqcTzQ3vbX7Jc7wk&t=83
>>203809785don't care about that, I want them to abolish the stupid fucking Sunday trading laws instead
>>203809785who decides that then? the time-scientists?
>>203809833the Ministry of Clocks
>>203809766Extreme what measures?
>>203809766If it means less spam in /brit/ then I fully support it
>>203809833The chronologists as it wereThey study time, you see
>>203809867I'm not complaining, I'm just curious what made it happen
The only thing i dislike about winter time is having to shift your circadian rhythm by 1 hourreal pain in the rear
>>203809885Good morning
>>203809867what spam?
haven't showered in days
>>203809785they've been discussing this for years. not gonna fucking happen
why do redditors claim to hate america and neoliberalism yet support it in every meaningful way
>>203809165It's not paradise though now is it
>>203809929
>>203809954English dogs be like*Sniff sniff*But French dogs be like*renifler renifler*
>>203809792She needs a creampie from a bbcLil timmy not gonna like this but its the truth
>>203809976nah, they sniff sniff too
holden is possibly the least funny cunt to ever exist and probably in the top 15 stupidest too
>>203809990Extremely low quality postJanitor, attend to him
>>203810006What are you implying?
>>203809976the weird thing is French dogs don't go "woof" they go "woah woah" like they're slowing down a horse
Wee bald head needs slapping
He was on a mad one last night
>>203810035can't help but take that personally
>>203810067Ah take no heed of them Lou-*Is permanently blinded by a light reflected off your chrome dome*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>203810106*concentrates the beam*TAKE THAT YOU AUSSIE BASTARDI HAD HAIR BACK IN THE DAYI HAD HAIR
My mum still can't accept that I'm bald because my dad was (and she hated him), and occasionally asks me when I plan to grow my hair back out
Don't think I could be a sugar daddyBut I could be a "dole daddy"You know, providing rent and meals
>>203810141kek
poo
>>203810207Bit odd of your mum to tease you for being bald
Alri lads
>>203810231reckon she fancies him?
>>203810239Le rat c'est flat
>>203810239
>>203810239nigga got thwomped
might go to mcdonalds and put in a very large and extremely complex order just to annoy them
>>203810352good way to get your food spat in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBpKAw2exj8geoguessr autism is something else
>>203810371nah that's only if i'm overtly rude to them, otherwise there's a decent chance i've consumed contaminated food from there before completely innocently, but what i don't know won't hurt me
should i wear a tie for my interviewdon't really like ties
>>203810317Where did you get this pic of me?
>>203810407no tie, top button undoneshow them the chest hair
watching some redneck try to restore a 90 year old car
102 years ago, the Red Army entered Vladivostok, ending the Russian Civil War in tiumph.
why does my country have such a drug problem
bad sleeping week
>>203808726sounds like mousy
>>203810490Cannot emphasise enough how little of a shit anyone gives about your sleep schedule
>>203810479sackler family early life
On the cans lads.
>>203810490been the case for me too but naps patch it up
Don't wanna get up
I will sleep and wake whenever I damn well please
>>203810577ooh you're hard
>>203810577
>>203810474>Vladivostokone of my favourite radio stations in gta 4 until the 10-year contracts expired and they took all the good songs off
>>203810239taylor swift ass looking ah nigga
>>203810624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXOzb0krq7gfor me it's integrity
>>203810692my favourite line from that is when he says "when you stick your hand down a stripper's panties and you discover a pair of BALLS"
what the hell is bebto pissmol
>>203810624GRUPPA KROVINA RUKAVE
another miserable day in my fucked up piece of shit one chance at life
>>203809236girls online (unpaid solo/amatuer) you see the full spectrum of depravity that girls can get up to, but theyre less likely to be open about it, theyll defo test the waters with you, they tend to be more follower types than instigators, like in the heat of the moment theyll ask you what you want and would most likely do whatever you want, maybe thats how they find out what they like as opposed to putting out an ad for it on an app or sumf
>>203810581>ooh you're hardPE teacher reaching into my pants during penis inspection day
>>203809236Well yeah of course they doWhat an odd question
>>203810712for me it's the hercules segmentsounds like my kind of place, it's for people that are gods
>>203810747for me it was wild dances by ruslanaabsurd that they had the real ruslana DJing the station and they couldn't even keep her song on there
>Asylum seeker hotel worker Rhiannon Skye Whyte, 27, (pictured) was stabbed to death at Bescot Stadium railway station in Walsall on Sunday night after she left work (inset). Deng Chol Majek, 18, is alleged to have attacked Rhiannon and has been charged with her murder. The teenager allegedly arrived in the UK in July after crossing the English Channel via small boat, before applying for asylum. He was said to have been staying at the hotel Rhiannon worked at - where they 'got into a row over biscuits'.>- where they 'got into a row over biscuits'.>biscuitsBruhhhh lol
>>203810809>27good gravy
(8) that's that gurrrrll (8)
Best of luck to you all today lol
>>203810809>Deng Chol Majekcan't tell if that's chink or paki
next time my cockhead neighbour parks their ford raptor on the street and makes it awkward for me to back out of my driveway i'm letting the air out of his tyres
>>203810856The refugee's final form. Deadly combination of both.
every aspergery neoliberal redditor athiest gamer is a paedophile. 15 years ago they would have been posting on /b/ for loli now they are posting pro-nato gore on /k/ and reddit
>get approved by cloudflare>have to wait 15 minutes>do other stuff and forget about 4chan>come back 25 minutes later>please wait 15 minutesalri hiroshimoot. it's time to stop
>>203810809did the thing that leftypol said wouldnt happen actually happen again?
Power onBattery highPC connected
the lad
>>203810904racismlad has been real quiet since these measures were taken
>>203810809Haven't seen this reported on respected news outlets the BBC or the Guardian yet.
>>203810939controlled opposition like all high profile american leftists
>>203810939can't tell if he's white or non-whitecan't tell if he's in his 20s or 40sthe ultimate contradiction
>>203810809why does europe have such problems with violent immigrants? in the us, they're more peaceful than the citizens
>>203810841People are fat rorke, get over it
>>203810962>can't tell if he's white or non-white
>>203810962compromise: dark white and in his 30s
>>203810809>Deng Chol MajekIs he Chinese, Korean or Polish lol
>>203810809>Deng Chol Majek,5 different races came up in my head when I saw this name
>>203810962he's clearly med (turkish)
test
reet
>>203810988but he doesn't look like a smelly brown person or an amerimutt either
>>203810939Wow Caleb Hammer glew up
Crazy how good 70s/80s music was. Turned to complete shit in the 90s. How come 90s music was to notoriously awful? I blame pure garbage like Nirvana, Radiohead and Oasis. Just horrible, unlistenable crap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S69xWkV4uM
>>203811003>but he doesn't look like a smelly brown personUh, yes he does
i'm ok with my hair being wavy but i wish it were nice and silky and shiny
>>203810964>why does the crime rate in europe rise from 0.0001 murder rate to 0.0002 murder rate with millions of uneducated immigrants but in murrica where large urban areas have the demographics and murder rate of nigerian slums it doesn'tmystery!
>>203810976>>203810981>>203810809>>203810856deng = chinesechol = sudanesemajek = africanso probably chinese (absentee) father, african mother
Wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beardPut on some scene gearGotta get drunk 'fore my mom wakes upBreak-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
>>203811005mental how i watched him for a good month or so but quickly got bored and every episode ended up being the same.also he's a massive pussy who can't take criticism.
>>203811049the fabled chinamutt
>>203811051woke up this morninggot myself a gun
>>203811049Deng is short for Dengeir, as in Dengeir of Stuhn, the Jarl of Falkreath in Skyrim.He is 100% Nord btw.
>>203811072IS that mental? Or is is actually quite boring?
Take heed rorke
>>203811023people used to say 80's music was terrible
all the lads at work happened to get their haircut on the same dayits like when women's periodicals sync up
>>203811125it's mental. you might even call it mad.
>>203810577based
>>203811125yank posters love forcing pom phrases into their posts, unaware of how unnatural it sounds for themhe'll be on about arses and and tv "programmes" soon
>>203811178autocorrect utterly did you there
I want to huff her stink.
anyone for a slog with manon
>>203811189where exactly?
I've never actually met an AustralianOnly people who claimed to be so
>>203811049alexander dugin soyjaking at this
went down the rabbit hole of watching chinkino
>>203811228go therethere's loads of themthey're not the best
>>203811228what about a nice south african
decided on a tie shan't be wearing a suit though I'm not going to a fucking funeral
>>203811178Presented without comment
>>203811159it's a pact so that none of them can take the piss out of any of the others when one of them gets a trim
>>203811246dare to wear
>>203811246>apple watch>skinny trousers>plastic shoesoh dear oh dear
>>203811277Shite attempt at observational humour
>calling someone a pussy is a "porn phrase"what lmao
>haircutsdisgusting
>>203811286Nah
suspect i'm low tso low t in fact that i'm scared to go get my test levels checked
>>203811277also presented without comment
>>203811295>>plastic shoesIt's called leather sweaty, perhaps you'll be able to afford it when you're all grown up
>>203811299.....pom not pornoy vey
>>203811315it's a bit of a meme your testosterone fluctuates a lot throughout the day so even if you got it tested it wouldn't be very accurate
>>203811328pick up a book nigga #done
>>203811333Shut the fuck up
>>203811320looks like cheap "leather" mate
accidentally made whipped cream
>>203811296Nah its observably true.There is one Aussie poster here who goes on about Americans this and Americans that every single thread.
>>203811356You do not possess the knowledge to judge soYou are a man-child
>>203811347huh?
>according to JK Rowling/Harry Potter lore, as of 2019 and carrying on into today, Hermione Granger is the current Minister of MagicShe'll have to resign once they find out her facesitting/farting scandal. I reckon.
lousy smarch weather
>>203811347Can you not Yank post?You dont talk like that in real life so dont try to talk like that online okay?
>>203811365Yeah but it's not when you do literally anything It's when you do something retarded (which is often)
>>203811296Aussie and Brits using Yank vencaular every thread but you dont complain?Curious>>203811347
>>203811393
>>203811406We often doThey do not use it incorrectly thoughbeit
>>203811393>>203811406stop malding gayboy
massive shite has blocked the bog and now i need to go to worksick of itgoing to be like an indian curryhouse in there when i get back
the brits are alri but the aussies acting like they are anything but the bastard sons of british/american culture is hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bHl_SDwu9E
>>203811442not a single australian on the planet would deny that fact lad what are you on aboutstop looking for epic gotchas where there aren't any
>>203811399But it pretty much actually is when you do literally anything.Its like you are just being a weird little fag because someone does the same thing in a different way when both produce literally the same outcome.>Units of measurement are different????>You heat water with a microwave????The list goes on but nah you are a weird little fag
are we turning things around yet or do I still have a bit more time to waste?
emergency pizza on the cards
looks like trump win is all but confirmed now fucking get in
>>203811442you're a right scallywag
>>203811472what difference does it make
>>203811452>stop looking for epic gotchas where there aren't anyYou got this line of reasoning and language from me stop using it please
want to get up for a spliff and a wank but catberge has decided it's lap cuddle time for the forseeable
>>203811457>>Units of measurement are different????Don't see anyone complain about this hereWe use a mix of imperial and metric here>>You heat water with a microwave????Yes this is the sort of retarded thing that you will get criticised for
>>203811496my crypto will pump
>>203811470>fuck sake it's dominos
>>203811467Turned your mother around behind a Greggs
>>203811472hearing there'll be a a late surge for an independent candidate that will turn this election ON ITS HEAD!!
>>203811499i think you might genuinely be a bit mentally ill
>>203811517shush
>>203810926My buttocks are smoothMy mind is clear
>>203811378sure mate
>Sir Keir said he believed a working person was somebody who "goes out and earns their living, usually paid in a sort of monthly cheque" but they did not have the ability to "write a cheque to get out of difficulties".>Asked by Sky News' political editor Beth Rigby whether he would classify a working person as someone whose income derived from assets, such as shares or property, the prime minister said: "Well, they wouldn't come within my definition."This country is SO fucked
>listen to uk drill rap>they talk about the trap, violence, etcoh my days
>>203811560Why would you listen to thatAre you black?
8:20am and still got the light on. Take the piss.
>>203811580yes
now I've got a hobby I collect frozen pizzascheck out my pizzas
>>203811587blocks going cack on sunday anyway
screaming
>>203811556>Landlords are SO fucked.ftfy
the little cronem approaches with a gift for you
please play this music while reading my post for optimal effect:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE*click*Hello anon, I'd like to play a gameI've had my eyes on you, and I do not like what I seeFor years, you have stagnated and wasted your lifeToday, you have an opportunity to not only live, but also get some ballsYour testicles, and a key from this room, have been inserted into your stomachBeside you is a scalpelAll you need to do is open your stomach and extract your testiclesOutside this room is a surgical team ready to re-attach themLive with balls or die without them, the choice is yours
>>203811616Ah yes, I'm sure tax hikes will only affect those landlords, and not fiscally responsible working people who invest their money
>>203811620cannot believe this is the new labour party logo
cronem click clacking thru the office in his weston shoes
>>203811620:3
>>203811524Im not mentally ill I just want you to stop using American vernacular and lines of reasoning okay?You are just copying how I talk so stop because we both know you dont talk like that in real life
>>203811556>goes out and earns their living>income derived from assetswhat a retarded question
>>203811645chillax bruh
Lot of poofs in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mX57RU4jI
>>203811556I earn 30k a year but I have a stocks and shares ISA with investments that pay dividends. Good to know I don't work lol
Sheepdog on the road
>>203811633any plans for the day mr belgium?
LEMMY WAS A GAY HIPPY
>>203811556>they did not have the ability to "write a cheque to get out of difficulties"wassat mean then
i hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. i hate the way that you dress.i even hate when you say the word "nigga"
>>203811670just toilhow about you
>Bully the posters who were being gay about things that dont matter>They dont want to play anymore
>>203811669looks like hes in the mood for some fush and chups
>>203811616increasing tax on landlords hurts their renters who get the costs passed onto them
>>203811685Basically he means his definition of "working people" is fucking retards with no emergency fund or savings
>>203811707If it brings about a collapse in the housing market I'm all for it. The line cannot keep going up.
might makes rightamerica is the strongest countrytherefore everything america does (and americans do) is rightqed
but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all
housepricemong on a maddun
>>20381173278% of americans live paycheque to paycheque. i imagine it's the same for brits
favourite B-tier tom hanks film is definitely the terminal (2004)
>>203811765Yes and taxing the people who have a brain is going to make that situation so much better
you know what they call a poo barm in paris? la poogeutte
Kendrick Lamar sounds "goofy" to use an American phrase
>>203811778>Yes and taxing the people who have a brain is going to make that situation so much betterWell yes it will actually Do you not realise how progressive taxation works
>>203811804think i've heard like one of his songs ever
>>203811805WELL I TELL YE RIGHT NOW BROTHER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN TAXES IS PROGRESSIVISM SKULL YEAH BORTHER
>>203811805>Do you not realise how progressive taxation worksWe already have progressive taxation, squeezing working people who are fiscally responsible helps no one
>>203811804>>203811809tell me you're cheesin', senpai. we can do this right here on the family, crodie.
>>203811740Might makes me right!
I was in london a few years ago and some lads i walked past was like "yes i saw on 4chan lol!", swear it was one of you
>>203811830>>203811830>>203811830
annoying that rap music is the default genre that all normies are into these days, no wonder everyone worships n-words
