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4chan x updater is brokenthanks hiroshimoot
very much at the rail station
Alri lads
>20% of households earning $150,000 are living paycheck to paycheck, according to Bank of America Institute's findings. ktim
*gives it a good sniff*
Earn 30k but have over 103k saved up cos I'm fiscally responsible
>>203811858'i
>>203811858'reet
>>203811859>>203811867take it to /biz/ cunt
>>203811849You mean the train station / railway station, I presumeOr are you at one of those big warehouses at the side of the railwau where they actually store the sections of rail?
>>203811867earn 26k and have 4k in "savings"
>>203811867same but with different numbers
Do you have and lusty danceband music in england?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlH2IJidTRc
>>203811859because yanks consoooooooooooooooooooom on a scale unfathomable to most
>>203811858Alri
>>203811879was very disheartened when i learned that these things are among the most retarded mammals to exist
>>203811867You fucking nazi prick, need you to give 30% of that to pay for migrant hotels
>>203811901a trait common to Australia
>>203811889Yeah what ones
>>203811901marsupials in general are incredibly fucking stupidyou ever look a possum in the eyes? their eyes don't even move, they're completely soulless creatures. cute though
>>20381191990/55
>>203811899i dont even consoom but we have to save a lot for retirement since we won't have social security or pensions>>203811885nah
>>203811927>their eyes don't even move, they're completely soulless creatures. cute thoughSounds like women
>>203811927love opossumshate possumssimple as
>>203811945I think women's eyes move
Chinyank in?
i really want to take a bunch of koalas and transplant them into california somewhere, i think they'd do alright there
>>203811901Apparently the eucalyptus they eat is poisonous and has very little nutritional value so they eat a lot of it which is why they sleep so muchbut instead of evolving to resist the poison they evolved a skull that is basically a built-in retard helmet to protect them when they fall out of the tree
it diego dayit diego day*does the happy dance*
>>203811936>55
look at his little hands
>>203811958are opossums those really faggy ones whose main survival tactic is playing dead?
>>203811969repulsive slug of a man he is
>>203811960Wouldn't know mate
our bears would shit all over ausfalian wombatdodoos and faggot ass spoiders
>>203811958never understood why your possums are irish and ours arent
>>203811981yh
>>203811981you better watch it
>>203811942That's a bit over half a year of wages for meI assume this is probably a month for you
just want a le quirky gf
>>203811989america is an irish country
one of my earliest memories is staying in a holiday shack with my mum and a random possum came in and just hung out with us for a few hours
Was playing scrabble online yesterday and my opponent played poos and skidsWas it one of you?
>>203811984hs?
>>203812030bait
>>203811936Stop spending so much
>>203812024Looks like she crawled out of a john hughes movie
>>203812024atrocious outfit, is she autistic?
OkayI'm giving up on 2024, and I'm goi g to reinvest my energy in setting up 2025 to be my year
aggg ulro dooo ibwf oesy
>Teenager, 18, who arrived in the UK on a small boat in July is charged with murder after asylum seeker hotel worker, 27, was stabbed to death at railway station after a row over biscuits
>>203811858El flato rato
>>203812038it's true. we're an anglo-irish-franco-italian-portuguese nation
Just did a bolognese-style poo
mmhmm coffee from the motherland x
>>203812033saw this lad in a tree next to my balcony when i was on holiday the other week
>>203812021yeah well australian dollars and amerodollars are different due to higher cost of living in the states. that's middle class income in the us
lots of drama at toil recentlyLOVE spreading gossip
>>203812024need her taken out back and shot
>>203812024lack of naira enzymes does to a mf
>>203811966I used to imagine koalas living in the eucalyptus trees behind my house
Love walking around in old clothes looking like a dole bludger when I'm really probably in the top 10% by wealth
>>203812101>higher cost of living in the stateslol
>>203812101>higher cost of living in the statesmmm yes, the one single cost of living in the USsame in LA as in Mississippi
rape apologist
reaching dangerous dangerous levels of don’t give a fuck about my wfh job. Never did give a fuck but with everything going on in my life atm I couldn’t think of anything less important right now. Literally just sit and play fifa all day supposed to have an interview for a more senior position in office next week as well lol
>>203812099.....is this marina del rey? venice beach? why?
>>203812046a house is a thief as my grandad used to say
>>203812101your rent and grocery bill are lower than mine
>>203812101>australianretard
Love fried potatos and eggs me
wanted to join a biker gang but then i found out modern biker gangs in australia are all full of arabswhat happened to the racist beardy whiteboy gangs of yesteryear?
spaghetti bollocknaise
>>203812163yeh, how can you tell? there was a festival in san pedro that me and a few m8s went to.
Rate my lifethis is per-week
shitting my guts out
>>203812086why do you always add kisses to your posts
>>203812223Deary me
>>203812148the places with low cost of living also have low incomes so it's basically the same all over>>203812147egg prices are up 200% and cost like $3/dozen now. gas is up 100% to near $3/gallon (£0.61/liter). milk is $4/gallon (£0.81/liter), and so on.it's even worse for meals. a mcdonalds combo is like $20 now when it used to be under $5.its getting crazy here mate.
>>203812212a festival in san pedro? that's crazywas it in that park where the korean friendship bell is?anyway I've spent a fair amount of time in the marina del rey area... san pedro too and palos verdesall along the coast really
>>203812223650 dollars per week?
>>203812203greasy spoon near me does a great full english hash brekkie
>>203812223tragic
>>203812223I have literally no fucking clue about NZ pricesCan you switch to an all-lamb diet to save money?
>>203812223at least your gym is cheap
>>203812072What's with the Portugreasers?
pooing my little bum off
>>203812223>$2600 per month rentwhat
>>203812244Lush that
Im gonna bleed in the clubbbbbbbbbbbI got weed in my luuuunggggs
>>203812263i hope you're keeping in mind that that's 1560 yankbux
>>203812248Lamb is very expensive here, which is strange because we are a major producer>>203812250yeah, it's really clean and well equipped to which is nice
>>203812263this is NZD so its $1560 USD
the next plan of action is to try and get her pregnant so she stays with me and that’s not rapey because i always ask before cumming in her and lately she’s been asking for it even since we broke up so ill just have as much sex as possible and hope for the best
>>203812235dunno which bit it was in desu, but the sun went down behind the stage every night it was very nice
catbergenstein
drinking foam
>>203812327still pretty high tbf, do you live alone? i'd consider getting at least one housemate unless it's a super small place
>>203812223in american terms>wages: $510 USD per week ($26520 per annum)>groceries: $90 USD per week ($390 per month)>gym: $4.20 USD per week (nice)>rent: $390 USD per week ($1700 per month)it just sounds like you need a better job mate. I made $40k USD ($67k NZD) as a 20 hour/week grad student in uni
>>203812337
>>203812313I think Lamb is probably expensive most place because the time/meat yield ratio is lowA leg of Lamb here thats only 2 lbs is literally like 40 dolars before tax
>>203812364catbergenstein the fourth! how nice to finally meet you! ~
whats with all these retarded cats
Chris Kabadabadoo
>>203812331Guerilla creampie warfare
>>203812353I'm trying to get a better jobMy job is actually also decent as well, like I'm not working at McDonalds or a Janitor anything, it's just NZ pay is really low
highly early for my interviewmight doss for 10 mins before walking up
>>203812334ahh I see it looks like it was down by the harbor maybe? interesting
Sir Chris Kaba
>>203812372My neighbour raises sheep in his backyard, maybe I should ask him for some
avatar use
>>203812358i reckon people should have to do a few days of community service dealing with blacks and bogan degenerate methheads before any criticism of the police is taken seriously
>>203812403good lad. did you go to uni? uni opens you up to like 4x the pay instantly. i made $75/hour in my internship
morning lads
must have flushed the bog about 10 times and the shite is still stuck in there
>>203812459>uni opens you up to like 4x the pay instantlythe student debt makes it not worth it
>>203812474dont remember asking
>>203812403Move over here x
>>203812459I did not go to uni
lamb is the lushest meat
throw the chav down the well
went to gymtoil, did 3 sets of pullups, then buggered off to mcdonalds and viciously scranned a mcflurry and 20-piece mcnugget in my car
>>203812487My CV is barely competitive in NZI've got no shot in the UK lol
total chav deathcurbstomp chavstombstone chavs in to the pavementthrow chavs in shark tankspoison the wells of chav communitiesthrow sand in the eyes of a chavspit in the meal of a chav
>>203812500Its really really good.
uni isn't necessary in australia and nz like it is in the US and UK
>>203812500among the cruelest of meats too
might shave my head and grow a goatee
Heheheheh
>>203812552Alright Kane
>>203812528well it's not as bad as veal, at least the lambs get some exercise before they're killed
>>203812528why?
>>203812528Probably a link there
>>203812555whats a maxibon when it's at home
>>203812528might look into blocking websites at the router level. Too much shit online wasting my time
>>203812524Australia seems based because it looks like one of those places where blue collar workers rule and make good money
>>203812552Alri HeisenbergAlri Derek from American History X
>>203812566this was more the look i was going for
>>203812576It's a temporary trend
>>203812571Huh
>>203812582You looking to get raped in jail or something
Don't see why Indians can't be constructuon workers and miners for cheapOpen the floodgates, Australia
>>203812358Chris KWABa was a criminal African buckbroken by Aryan Europeans
>>203812576not only that, but if you want to be a doctor or a lawyer, you don't need an undergraduate degree first to start studying medicine or law, you can just jump straight into it out of high school
>>203812585gayboysayswhat
If you've never cried from listening to a piece of music or reading a book then do you really have a soul
>>203812583Dont know what you meanSeems to me like it was always like that.What would supplant that? Do they have an Apple or Google or something?
>>203812603>you don't need an undergraduate degree first to start studying medicine or law, you can just jump straight into it out of high schoolSame here
Any Scythian man in
>>203812593no, i'm not racist and have no intention of curbstomping any n-words, i just want to look racist
>>203812618Laura Palmer's Theme gets me misty eyed
>>203812622interesting, i thought uni would be as big of a racket in the UK as it is in america
It’s chud autumn
>>203812646people who bought the snake oil like to tell you it is
>>203812618Eric Clapton's Unplugged session for me
>>203812596>Giving Indians access to heavy machinery and dynamite
>>203812474dominic littlewood on a mad one
>>203812480i graduated with $0 in debt (well technically i had $20k debt because i took out student loans to buy stocks)>>203812496dunno how it works in nz but it's well worth it in the states. especially since most professional jobs require one. i took a few years off and instantly went from $20k-$30k jobs to $100k+ after graduation
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>>203812656What the fuck sre you talking aboutYou must have misunderstood several words and phrases to arrive at this confused post
a gu gld groi oobo owe fs y
>>203812596because those are our jobs, fuck off
>>203812664They’ve already got nukes, same with Pakistan. Keeps me up at night desu
>>203812683in the time it took you to kick off and flail like this, you could've just actually read that post and understood it
>>203812646No it isn't, not even remotelyWe have a cap on tuition fees for one
>>203812703Your mum keeps me up at night heheheh
I did NOT cry while watching Bridge to Terabithia when I was a kid
>>203812708No cap?
Grab your very own slice of London life, a snip at 700 grand.
>>203812706Without referring to the noise me and your mum made last night, tell me what you think a racket is
>>203812708>We have a cap on tuition fees for onethey're still through the fucking roof though aren't theymy degree cost about $12K AUD, which is fuck all compared to britain
>>203812710Your mums minge speaks to me at night
>>203812726British degrees are worth more
Did you guys every watch this movie when you were little?
>>203812723you think that's bad? try living in NEW England
>>203812745if you went to oxbridge then maybe, otherwise no one gives a toss
>>203812748YesThis was sad :(
sweating my cock off
as someone who has had mental breakdowns in public it makes me cringe to see videos of people having mental breakdowns in public
>>203812724done im
been watching these clips from my 600-lb life where the thumbnail just straight up lies about how much the person weighsdon't like being clickbaited >:(
imagine waiting 4 minutes to samefag
>>203812623Chonker x
>>203812770What happened mate
australian tradies earn more than british doctors but they're all broke because they spend all their money on booze, gambling, and prostitutes
>>203812795got called a racist in greggs
>>203812795Dropped my golden gaytime
>>203812792you dropped your done card mate
>>203812792some of us have time x
>>203812803Think this applies to yanks tooAll their "auto loans" and credit cards and ubereats
>>203812646>>203812656>>203812708>>203812726uni is only a racket if you're a retard. i went to a state school so >$64k tuition>$16k tuition discount due to good grades>$52k in grants and scholarships>-$4k net priceif you go to expensive schools and are poor, you can get even more aid/scholarships. sticker price is rarely paid.
got accused of not being racist enough in michel's patisserie
>>203812803Good VBGood Chinese takeoutGood Chinese pussy
>>203812835my car payment was $400/month but i paid it off so the new expenses are >>203811942
open the fucking discos we have to get the herd immunity
>>203812857Don't recall asking
>>203812618end credits theme of the first patlabor movie
>>203812863you asked when you posted about yank spending
open the fucking discosgagging for a crisp
Think something was in that pint
its half 4 and i havent slept yet
my car was making a clicking noise earlier but it's stopped now so i'm sure it's nothing
watch simpsons online free
>>203812899Maybe there was a catchy tune haha
sex videos
>>203812889get the phone put down and try not to think about me too much as you toss and turn
>>203812835Just recently purchased myself a 150$ Italian military knife because I wanted it
>>203812903yeah i was listening to my rob zombie playlist (which is just dragula on repeat)
dem yungins cant wait
>>203812916Wow think of all the envelopes you'll be able to open with that
>>203812911i got a cpap and keep waking up in the middle of the night
tiger tigerso many memories therewow
my wrist is fucked
>>203812929Yep.
open my fucking arse gagging for a cock
Basically the weekend if you think about it x
>>203812991is for me, already 5 beers deep x
Eating bread
>>203812875Are you all yanks? Didn't think so
got to cook for my mardy ungrateful girlfriend later wish I was dead
>>203812916Why did you want that
Mouthyank's hereCoping over his ugly chink wife
brits are the most insecure posters, always starting arguments for no reason or trying to sound hard or scary
im hard and scary
>>203812932where are you?
>>203813049Rich coming from a scot
>>203812662lol
>>203811867Earn 41k, got a 10k cash emergency fund and 53k stocks and shares aged 29. Got a gaff as well
LOVE my 600-lb lifemental to think that people this enormous were unheard of 30 years ago
>>203813013it's hell isn't it. can't leave then either
Modern Britain.
>>203813113>>203813013this was me now she’s left me and now i want to die do everything you can to make it work you seriously do not know what you have till you lose it
Feels like pornstars from like 15 years ago were a lot hotter than the ones they have around today.
>>203813118Mad how speakers corner used to have people like lenin, Marx and George Orwell there back in the day and now it’s just a bunch of brown runts arguing about hadiths or whatever
>>203813138grow up you wet wipe
rorke going out to seduce women by telling them he's got buffalo '66 on dvd
>>203813138lol sort yourself out lad. you won your freedom and life begins now
Applied for a £9k raise. Be nice that innit?
>>203813118brotha goin thru it
>>203813145>Dani Daniels>Malena Morgan>Megan Rain>prime Kendra LustYep, I'm thinking it's kino
might have to up the pension contributions to stay a lower-rate taxpayer againdepends on the budget as well, probably
>>203813156im fucking 25 now with no desirable qualities for a woman ugly no hobbies no friendsit’s over for mehad my chance and I blew it
how come harps are womens instruments
this 8pm in the land down under (where women glow and men plunder), what time is the sun setting for you lads?
>>203813192and worst of all, the trait that's most unattractive to a woman - clingy and desperate
>>203813204long fingernails
>>203813213same for classical guitar right but thats a mans instrument
This person needs to chill
>>203813205Dunno 5:30 or summat like thatWill be 4:30 on Sunday
>>203813205after this Sunday it'll be like 16:30
>>20381320517:52 today, 17:50 tomorrow then 16:48 on Sunday. Grim times ahead.
>>203813239>>203813244>>203813257not even going to make jokes that's just tragic. praying for you lads
>>203811830I love pomegranate.
love the cosy dark evenings
g go gro alof uowy dbs ie o
>>203813266it is what it iswe have the Danish attitude of hygge in Winter
>>203813276I've got something cosy and dark for you x
dude what are you a freakin commie bro? bruh
>>203813276Not as nice as cost light evenings though are they, let's be honest
>>203813283Can you fuck off you soulless little golemTruly the lowest of the lowAt least the schizos are human
>>203813283appreciate it
>>203813204harps are for anyone
>>203813276Not me. Bored out of my mind when its dark out and cold.
interviewtoil completed absolutely did not need to wear a tie but I suppose that's just how the cookie crumbles
>>203813313hope you feel better someday
>>203813331You're saying you crushed a cookie during your interview?
>>203813331Looking more official for interview is mostly never a bad thing
>>203813138im one step before you wondering whether she really likes me but i know ill miss her if i end it now
>>203813269me too
>>203813266We can only hold on in hope for better times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_R3GPkIDeM
>>203813187for me it's nikki rhodes
At what point does he move from the Canadian flag to the Aussie flag? I’m always sleeping when it happens I think lol
>>203813336What makes you post AI gibberish day after day, or are you too much of a coward to confront your motivations
>>203813331shouldn't eat during job interviews lad just wait til after
>>203813138Mate it was never gonna work if everything hinged on her being with you. You need to have more about you than that.
need a stockholm syndrome gf
>>203813013*Wish I were dead
might play the resident evil 2 remake
doing bong rips in the backyard while the possums play around me
have I got the heating on?yeah I do, yeah
Just done my first interview of the day. Lad turned up wearing a tie lol, thinks it's still 1957.
salarymongs really love droning on about their salary as if anyone could give the slightest infinitesimal of a plank length of a fuck
bit bloody misty outgone for a little walk between my interview and going back to current toiltook half a day so it might look a bit suss if I rock up at 10 all suited and booted on dress down friday
>>203813434Love smoking weed meHate weed cultureSimple as
>>203813443Planck*
>>203813441oh my days
earn 93k me
>>203813457D'oh!
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
>>203813435me? no. Not till November 9th.
>>203813382what makes you engage in battles of will with strangers on the internet? I'm not actually interested so don't bother answering
>>203813454>Hate weed culturePosting pictures of your weed is weed culture, mouthy
>>203812618I cried reading the bible
little lads you lot
>>203813069east coast>>203813011WE THE PEOPLE are One Nation Under God
>>203813500Remember, no Dog Shit Yank editions, Yank
sheepsies have a graze little black face fella wondering what I'm up to
can you dig it suckaAAAA?
>>203813435same here palGot single pane sash windows so that's my excuse
when will the cozzie livs end
>>203813523can you go and pat them
>>203813528what a pane in the sash haha
>>203813407Ooh i wanna abuse her
>>203813523leave them alone
>>203813460good lad>>203813511im 190cm 190kg
>>203813540don't think so it's private propertyalso I say leave the lads alone when they're trying to eat
>>203813543pfftttaahaaa
>>203813554>>203813554>>203813554
>>203813523Need concrete poured over every inch of this
>>203813501No.
I'm her after 15 minutes to say>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit