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very much at the rail station

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Alri lads

>20% of households earning $150,000 are living paycheck to paycheck, according to Bank of America Institute's findings.
ktim

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*gives it a good sniff*

Earn 30k but have over 103k saved up cos I'm fiscally responsible

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>>203811858
'i

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>>203811858
'reet

>>203811859
>>203811867
take it to /biz/ cunt

>>203811849
You mean the train station / railway station, I presume

Or are you at one of those big warehouses at the side of the railwau where they actually store the sections of rail?

>>203811867
earn 26k and have 4k in "savings"

>>203811867
same but with different numbers

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Do you have and lusty danceband music in england?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlH2IJidTRc

>>203811859
because yanks consoooooooooooooooooooom on a scale unfathomable to most

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>>203811858
Alri

>>203811879
was very disheartened when i learned that these things are among the most retarded mammals to exist

>>203811867
You fucking nazi prick, need you to give 30% of that to pay for migrant hotels

>>203811901
a trait common to Australia

>>203811889
Yeah what ones

>>203811901
marsupials in general are incredibly fucking stupid
you ever look a possum in the eyes? their eyes don't even move, they're completely soulless creatures. cute though

>>203811919
90/55

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>>203811899
i dont even consoom but we have to save a lot for retirement since we won't have social security or pensions
>>203811885
nah

>>203811927
>their eyes don't even move, they're completely soulless creatures. cute though
Sounds like women

>>203811927
love opossums
hate possums
simple as

>>203811945
I think women's eyes move

Chinyank in?

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i really want to take a bunch of koalas and transplant them into california somewhere, i think they'd do alright there

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>>203811901
Apparently the eucalyptus they eat is poisonous and has very little nutritional value so they eat a lot of it which is why they sleep so much

but instead of evolving to resist the poison they evolved a skull that is basically a built-in retard helmet to protect them when they fall out of the tree

it diego day

it diego day

*does the happy dance*

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>>203811936
>55

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look at his little hands

>>203811958
are opossums those really faggy ones whose main survival tactic is playing dead?

>>203811969
repulsive slug of a man he is

>>203811960
Wouldn't know mate

our bears would shit all over ausfalian wombatdodoos and faggot ass spoiders

>>203811958
never understood why your possums are irish and ours arent

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>>203811981
yh

>>203811981
you better watch it

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>>203811942
That's a bit over half a year of wages for me

I assume this is probably a month for you

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just want a le quirky gf

>>203811989
america is an irish country

one of my earliest memories is staying in a holiday shack with my mum and a random possum came in and just hung out with us for a few hours

Was playing scrabble online yesterday and my opponent played poos and skids

Was it one of you?

>>203811984
hs?

>>203812030
bait

>>203811936
Stop spending so much

>>203812024
Looks like she crawled out of a john hughes movie

>>203812024
atrocious outfit, is she autistic?

Okay
I'm giving up on 2024, and I'm goi g to reinvest my energy in setting up 2025 to be my year

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aggg ulro dooo ibwf oesy

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>Teenager, 18, who arrived in the UK on a small boat in July is charged with murder after asylum seeker hotel worker, 27, was stabbed to death at railway station after a row over biscuits

>>203811858
El flato rato

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>>203812038
it's true. we're an anglo-irish-franco-italian-portuguese nation

Just did a bolognese-style poo

mmhmm coffee from the motherland x

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>>203812033
saw this lad in a tree next to my balcony when i was on holiday the other week

>>203812021
yeah well australian dollars and amerodollars are different due to higher cost of living in the states. that's middle class income in the us

lots of drama at toil recently
LOVE spreading gossip

>>203812024
need her taken out back and shot

>>203812024
lack of naira enzymes does to a mf

>>203811966
I used to imagine koalas living in the eucalyptus trees behind my house

Love walking around in old clothes looking like a dole bludger when I'm really probably in the top 10% by wealth

>>203812101
>higher cost of living in the states
lol

>>203812101
>higher cost of living in the states
mmm yes, the one single cost of living in the US
same in LA as in Mississippi

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rape apologist

reaching dangerous dangerous levels of don’t give a fuck about my wfh job. Never did give a fuck but with everything going on in my life atm I couldn’t think of anything less important right now. Literally just sit and play fifa all day
supposed to have an interview for a more senior position in office next week as well lol

>>203812099
.....is this marina del rey? venice beach? why?

>>203812046
a house is a thief as my grandad used to say

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>>203812101
your rent and grocery bill are lower than mine

>>203812101
>australian
retard

Love fried potatos and eggs me

wanted to join a biker gang but then i found out modern biker gangs in australia are all full of arabs
what happened to the racist beardy whiteboy gangs of yesteryear?

spaghetti bollocknaise

>>203812163
yeh, how can you tell? there was a festival in san pedro that me and a few m8s went to.

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Rate my life
this is per-week

shitting my guts out

>>203812086
why do you always add kisses to your posts

>>203812223
Deary me

>>203812148
the places with low cost of living also have low incomes so it's basically the same all over
>>203812147
egg prices are up 200% and cost like $3/dozen now. gas is up 100% to near $3/gallon (£0.61/liter). milk is $4/gallon (£0.81/liter), and so on.

it's even worse for meals. a mcdonalds combo is like $20 now when it used to be under $5.

its getting crazy here mate.

>>203812212
a festival in san pedro? that's crazy
was it in that park where the korean friendship bell is?
anyway I've spent a fair amount of time in the marina del rey area... san pedro too and palos verdes
all along the coast really

>>203812223
650 dollars per week?

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>>203812203
greasy spoon near me does a great full english hash brekkie

>>203812223
tragic

>>203812223
I have literally no fucking clue about NZ prices
Can you switch to an all-lamb diet to save money?

>>203812223
at least your gym is cheap

>>203812072
What's with the Portugreasers?

pooing my little bum off

>>203812223
>$2600 per month rent
what

>>203812244
Lush that

Im gonna bleed in the clubbbbbbbbbbb
I got weed in my luuuunggggs

>>203812263
i hope you're keeping in mind that that's 1560 yankbux

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>>203812248
Lamb is very expensive here, which is strange because we are a major producer

>>203812250
yeah, it's really clean and well equipped to which is nice

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>>203812263
this is NZD so its $1560 USD

the next plan of action is to try and get her pregnant so she stays with me
and that’s not rapey because i always ask before cumming in her and lately she’s been asking for it even since we broke up
so ill just have as much sex as possible and hope for the best

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>>203812235
dunno which bit it was in desu, but the sun went down behind the stage every night it was very nice

catbergenstein

drinking foam

>>203812327
still pretty high tbf, do you live alone? i'd consider getting at least one housemate unless it's a super small place

>>203812223
in american terms
>wages: $510 USD per week ($26520 per annum)
>groceries: $90 USD per week ($390 per month)
>gym: $4.20 USD per week (nice)
>rent: $390 USD per week ($1700 per month)

it just sounds like you need a better job mate. I made $40k USD ($67k NZD) as a 20 hour/week grad student in uni

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>>203812337

>>203812313
I think Lamb is probably expensive most place because the time/meat yield ratio is low
A leg of Lamb here thats only 2 lbs is literally like 40 dolars before tax

>>203812364
catbergenstein the fourth! how nice to finally meet you! ~

whats with all these retarded cats

Chris Kabadabadoo

>>203812331
Guerilla creampie warfare

>>203812353
I'm trying to get a better job
My job is actually also decent as well, like I'm not working at McDonalds or a Janitor anything, it's just NZ pay is really low

highly early for my interview
might doss for 10 mins before walking up

>>203812334
ahh I see it looks like it was down by the harbor maybe? interesting

Sir Chris Kaba

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>>203812372
My neighbour raises sheep in his backyard, maybe I should ask him for some

avatar use

>>203812358
i reckon people should have to do a few days of community service dealing with blacks and bogan degenerate methheads before any criticism of the police is taken seriously

>>203812403
good lad. did you go to uni?
uni opens you up to like 4x the pay instantly. i made $75/hour in my internship

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morning lads

must have flushed the bog about 10 times and the shite is still stuck in there

>>203812459
>uni opens you up to like 4x the pay instantly
the student debt makes it not worth it

>>203812474
dont remember asking

>>203812403
Move over here x

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>>203812459
I did not go to uni

lamb is the lushest meat

throw the chav down the well

went to gymtoil, did 3 sets of pullups, then buggered off to mcdonalds and viciously scranned a mcflurry and 20-piece mcnugget in my car

>>203812487
My CV is barely competitive in NZ
I've got no shot in the UK lol

total chav death
curbstomp chavs
tombstone chavs in to the pavement
throw chavs in shark tanks
poison the wells of chav communities
throw sand in the eyes of a chav
spit in the meal of a chav

>>203812500
Its really really good.

uni isn't necessary in australia and nz like it is in the US and UK

>>203812500
among the cruelest of meats too

might shave my head and grow a goatee

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Heheheheh

>>203812552
Alright Kane

>>203812528
well it's not as bad as veal, at least the lambs get some exercise before they're killed

>>203812528
why?

>>203812528
Probably a link there

>>203812555
whats a maxibon when it's at home

>>203812528
might look into blocking websites at the router level. Too much shit online wasting my time

>>203812524
Australia seems based because it looks like one of those places where blue collar workers rule and make good money

>>203812552
Alri Heisenberg
Alri Derek from American History X

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>>203812566
this was more the look i was going for

>>203812576
It's a temporary trend

>>203812571
Huh

>>203812582
You looking to get raped in jail or something

Don't see why Indians can't be constructuon workers and miners for cheap
Open the floodgates, Australia

>>203812358
Chris KWABa was a criminal African buckbroken by Aryan Europeans

>>203812576
not only that, but if you want to be a doctor or a lawyer, you don't need an undergraduate degree first to start studying medicine or law, you can just jump straight into it out of high school

>>203812585
gayboysayswhat

If you've never cried from listening to a piece of music or reading a book then do you really have a soul

>>203812583
Dont know what you mean
Seems to me like it was always like that.
What would supplant that? Do they have an Apple or Google or something?

>>203812603
>you don't need an undergraduate degree first to start studying medicine or law, you can just jump straight into it out of high school
Same here

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Any Scythian man in

>>203812593
no, i'm not racist and have no intention of curbstomping any n-words, i just want to look racist

>>203812618
Laura Palmer's Theme gets me misty eyed

>>203812622
interesting, i thought uni would be as big of a racket in the UK as it is in america

It’s chud autumn

>>203812646
people who bought the snake oil like to tell you it is

>>203812618
Eric Clapton's Unplugged session for me

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>>203812596
>Giving Indians access to heavy machinery and dynamite

>>203812474
dominic littlewood on a mad one

>>203812480
i graduated with $0 in debt (well technically i had $20k debt because i took out student loans to buy stocks)
>>203812496
dunno how it works in nz but it's well worth it in the states. especially since most professional jobs require one. i took a few years off and instantly went from $20k-$30k jobs to $100k+ after graduation

could've sworn I clicked /brit/

>>203812656
What the fuck sre you talking about
You must have misunderstood several words and phrases to arrive at this confused post

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a gu gld groi oobo owe fs y

>>203812596
because those are our jobs, fuck off

>>203812664
They’ve already got nukes, same with Pakistan. Keeps me up at night desu

>>203812683
in the time it took you to kick off and flail like this, you could've just actually read that post and understood it

>>203812646
No it isn't, not even remotely
We have a cap on tuition fees for one

>>203812703
Your mum keeps me up at night heheheh

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I did NOT cry while watching Bridge to Terabithia when I was a kid

>>203812708
No cap?

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Grab your very own slice of London life, a snip at 700 grand.

>>203812706
Without referring to the noise me and your mum made last night, tell me what you think a racket is

>>203812708
>We have a cap on tuition fees for one
they're still through the fucking roof though aren't they
my degree cost about $12K AUD, which is fuck all compared to britain

>>203812710
Your mums minge speaks to me at night

>>203812726
British degrees are worth more

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Did you guys every watch this movie when you were little?

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>>203812723
you think that's bad? try living in NEW England

>>203812745
if you went to oxbridge then maybe, otherwise no one gives a toss

>>203812748
Yes
This was sad :(

sweating my cock off

as someone who has had mental breakdowns in public it makes me cringe to see videos of people having mental breakdowns in public

>>203812724
done im

been watching these clips from my 600-lb life where the thumbnail just straight up lies about how much the person weighs
don't like being clickbaited >:(

imagine waiting 4 minutes to samefag

>>203812623
Chonker x

>>203812770
What happened mate

australian tradies earn more than british doctors but they're all broke because they spend all their money on booze, gambling, and prostitutes

>>203812795
got called a racist in greggs

>>203812795
Dropped my golden gaytime

>>203812792
you dropped your done card mate

>>203812792
some of us have time x

>>203812803
Think this applies to yanks too
All their "auto loans" and credit cards and ubereats

>>203812646
>>203812656
>>203812708
>>203812726
uni is only a racket if you're a retard. i went to a state school so
>$64k tuition
>$16k tuition discount due to good grades
>$52k in grants and scholarships
>-$4k net price
if you go to expensive schools and are poor, you can get even more aid/scholarships. sticker price is rarely paid.

got accused of not being racist enough in michel's patisserie

>>203812803
Good VB
Good Chinese takeout
Good Chinese pussy

>>203812835
my car payment was $400/month but i paid it off so the new expenses are >>203811942

open the fucking discos
we have to get the herd immunity

>>203812857
Don't recall asking

>>203812618
end credits theme of the first patlabor movie

>>203812863
you asked when you posted about yank spending

open the fucking discos
gagging for a crisp

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Think something was in that pint

its half 4 and i havent slept yet

my car was making a clicking noise earlier but it's stopped now so i'm sure it's nothing

watch simpsons online free

>>203812899
Maybe there was a catchy tune haha

sex videos

>>203812889
get the phone put down and try not to think about me too much as you toss and turn

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>>203812835
Just recently purchased myself a 150$ Italian military knife because I wanted it

>>203812903
yeah i was listening to my rob zombie playlist (which is just dragula on repeat)

dem yungins cant wait

>>203812916
Wow think of all the envelopes you'll be able to open with that

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>>203812911
i got a cpap and keep waking up in the middle of the night

tiger tiger
so many memories there
wow

my wrist is fucked

>>203812929
Yep.

open my fucking arse
gagging for a cock

Basically the weekend if you think about it x

>>203812991
is for me, already 5 beers deep x

Eating bread

>>203812875
Are you all yanks? Didn't think so

got to cook for my mardy ungrateful girlfriend later wish I was dead

>>203812916
Why did you want that

Mouthyank's here
Coping over his ugly chink wife

brits are the most insecure posters, always starting arguments for no reason or trying to sound hard or scary

im hard and scary

>>203812932
where are you?

>>203813049
Rich coming from a scot

>>203812662
lol

>>203811867
Earn 41k, got a 10k cash emergency fund and 53k stocks and shares aged 29. Got a gaff as well

LOVE my 600-lb life
mental to think that people this enormous were unheard of 30 years ago

>>203813013
it's hell isn't it. can't leave then either

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Modern Britain.

>>203813113
>>203813013

this was me now she’s left me and now i want to die
do everything you can to make it work
you seriously do not know what you have till you lose it

Feels like pornstars from like 15 years ago were a lot hotter than the ones they have around today.

>>203813118
Mad how speakers corner used to have people like lenin, Marx and George Orwell there back in the day and now it’s just a bunch of brown runts arguing about hadiths or whatever

>>203813138
grow up you wet wipe

rorke going out to seduce women by telling them he's got buffalo '66 on dvd

>>203813138
lol sort yourself out lad. you won your freedom and life begins now

Applied for a £9k raise. Be nice that innit?

>>203813118
brotha goin thru it

>>203813145
>Dani Daniels
>Malena Morgan
>Megan Rain
>prime Kendra Lust
Yep, I'm thinking it's kino

might have to up the pension contributions to stay a lower-rate taxpayer again
depends on the budget as well, probably

>>203813156
im fucking 25 now with no desirable qualities for a woman
ugly
no hobbies
no friends

it’s over for me
had my chance and I blew it

how come harps are womens instruments

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this 8pm in the land down under (where women glow and men plunder), what time is the sun setting for you lads?

>>203813192
and worst of all, the trait that's most unattractive to a woman - clingy and desperate

>>203813204
long fingernails

>>203813213
same for classical guitar right but thats a mans instrument

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This person needs to chill

>>203813205
Dunno 5:30 or summat like that
Will be 4:30 on Sunday

>>203813205
after this Sunday it'll be like 16:30

>>203813205
17:52 today, 17:50 tomorrow then 16:48 on Sunday. Grim times ahead.

>>203813239
>>203813244
>>203813257
not even going to make jokes that's just tragic. praying for you lads

>>203811830
I love pomegranate.

love the cosy dark evenings

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g go gro alof uowy dbs ie o

>>203813266
it is what it is
we have the Danish attitude of hygge in Winter

>>203813276
I've got something cosy and dark for you x

dude what are you a freakin commie bro? bruh

>>203813276
Not as nice as cost light evenings though are they, let's be honest

>>203813283
Can you fuck off you soulless little golem
Truly the lowest of the low
At least the schizos are human

>>203813283
appreciate it

>>203813204
harps are for anyone

>>203813276
Not me. Bored out of my mind when its dark out and cold.

interviewtoil completed
absolutely did not need to wear a tie but I suppose that's just how the cookie crumbles

>>203813313
hope you feel better someday

>>203813331
You're saying you crushed a cookie during your interview?

>>203813331
Looking more official for interview is mostly never a bad thing

>>203813138
im one step before you wondering whether she really likes me but i know ill miss her if i end it now

>>203813269
me too

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>>203813266
We can only hold on in hope for better times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_R3GPkIDeM

>>203813187
for me it's nikki rhodes

At what point does he move from the Canadian flag to the Aussie flag? I’m always sleeping when it happens I think lol

>>203813336
What makes you post AI gibberish day after day, or are you too much of a coward to confront your motivations

>>203813331
shouldn't eat during job interviews lad just wait til after

>>203813138
Mate it was never gonna work if everything hinged on her being with you. You need to have more about you than that.

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need a stockholm syndrome gf

>>203813013
*Wish I were dead

might play the resident evil 2 remake

doing bong rips in the backyard while the possums play around me

have I got the heating on?
yeah I do, yeah

Just done my first interview of the day. Lad turned up wearing a tie lol, thinks it's still 1957.

salarymongs really love droning on about their salary as if anyone could give the slightest infinitesimal of a plank length of a fuck

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bit bloody misty out
gone for a little walk between my interview and going back to current toil
took half a day so it might look a bit suss if I rock up at 10 all suited and booted on dress down friday

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>>203813434
Love smoking weed me
Hate weed culture
Simple as

>>203813443
Planck*

>>203813441
oh my days

earn 93k me

>>203813457
D'oh!

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

>>203813435
me? no. Not till November 9th.

>>203813382
what makes you engage in battles of will with strangers on the internet? I'm not actually interested so don't bother answering

>>203813454
>Hate weed culture
Posting pictures of your weed is weed culture, mouthy

>>203812618
I cried reading the bible

little lads you lot

>>203813069
east coast
>>203813011
WE THE PEOPLE are One Nation Under God

>>203813500
Remember, no Dog Shit Yank editions, Yank

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sheepsies have a graze
little black face fella wondering what I'm up to

can you dig it suckaAAAA?

>>203813435
same here pal
Got single pane sash windows so that's my excuse

when will the cozzie livs end

>>203813523
can you go and pat them

>>203813528
what a pane in the sash haha

>>203813407
Ooh i wanna abuse her

>>203813523
leave them alone

>>203813460
good lad
>>203813511
im 190cm 190kg

>>203813540
don't think so it's private property
also I say leave the lads alone when they're trying to eat

>>203813543
pfftttaahaaa

>>203813554
>>203813554
>>203813554

>>203813523
Need concrete poured over every inch of this

>>203813501
No.

I'm her after 15 minutes to say
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit