the duck
>>203813554Fuck did I say, Yank?
>>203813554good edish
the dunk
Alri lads
>>203813554ducklad
>>203813588she appears to have a very sizeable and shapely bill
>>203813526
favourite british duck lads?
I just claimed an extra shift for the afternoon/evening of October 31st. No point knocking on my door kids, the lights will be off and nobody is home.
>>203813589I’ve noticed you have a bit of a habit of getting particularly enamoured with a certain image or webm and then posting them repeatedly for a period
alex phillips sex arse
>>203813617mallard
might have the wank
>>203813626it's called avatar use and should be responded to appropriately
>>203813617got to be the hungry duck for me lad
>>203813617i didnt even realise there were anything other than those green headed ones
hes playing demons souls lol
I was so shit at toil this month that managerberg pulled me aside today and asked if everything was ok at home
>>203813626It’s called autism
>>203813626Better than the trannys spamming or cucks spamming blacked shit
>>203813655Aren't you a data migration monkeyCan't be too hard
>>203813554Ducks
so thats what she's up to these days
>>203813654lol haha yeah he is
>>203813603yhthey swim around in tight circles to stir up sediment and bugs and then scoop them up with their big shovel-bills
Fuckin hell blud
>>203813686leave it on reddit next time
>>203813617I like that guy on the bottom right and also the black one with the yellow eye
>>203813700What the fuck are you driving
>>203813322have you got one
>>203813554*lays an egg*
>>203813686she's chancellor of the exchequer now
>>203813704dont think i will
>>203813700more like anal price because youre getting fudged
>>203813710Golf R
>>203813690oh I like that
>>203813713My cock can't be that much wider than a duck egg
>>203813667Normally it isn't, just had 1 really shite job that had a lot more work than anticipated which delayed the next thing which delayed the next thing etc
>>203813711not yet
had a week to do my module one assignment, it's due 23:59 on Saturday about 20% done after I pulled an all nighter just nowdo I just try to death march it and hope the markers are merciful or end it all
>>203813700just drive without insurance. thats what i would do, rather take the consequences for that then pay 10 grand a year
my only exposure to WWE was playing smackdown vs raw 2007 and the very first mission in the campaign has you being antagonised by chris benoit, i found out later this was his final appearance in a game before he murdered his family and then killed himself
>>203813780FOLC
>>203813733love it x
>>203813769bit expensive arent theyyou can get one of those little lyres but they dont seem to have enough strings
'heh'
>>203813784That could cost you 100s of thousands.
>>203813780You first year? Doesn't matter in first year does it?
>>203813780what's the assignment?
>>203813793I don't think they sound quite they same but still nice tho
I sack trannies
>>203813809how?
https://www.twitch.tv/aspicycow/clip/EnergeticSpeedyCocoaPastaThat-Po5SES7CWBdUNmOq
This is so clearly a muntjak deer why are people trying to claim it's notThese events are just exaggerated to keep the shitmunchers entertained for a few daysIt's just like the escaped capybara palarver they could have caught her the same day but opted not to
>>203813833crash into a rolls royce, writing off the car and crippling yourself and the other driver.
this is my world today
>>203813700Car insurance is a scam anyway. Should not be mandatory
>>203813832I program microcontrollers.
>>203813821have you got one
two tier kierhehfunny AND scathing
>>203813832>i analyse sales>i develop software>i develop software>i employ the use of various baits to lure marine life into nets and/or onto hooks for the purposes of seafood production
>>203813784what's it like? i might have to do with when i lose my licence
>>203813876imagine the poo smells
>>203813876wtf I love travecos now!
>>203813853but how would that cost me money 100s of thousands
>>203813860No one kows what those are so you fail the test
>>203813815it's an MSc course, passing all modules is mandatory. I think I can retake one module max (out of 8) and this is the first one>>203813815it's a stats module and I got a bunch of data to analysefrantically looking for similarities between what I have to do and what we did in practicals, hoping to copy as much as I can from example solutions since I barely understand the material fuck Rstudio and fuck statistics
Keir Starmer doesn't care about working class people.
>>203813875not yet
>>203813879Every one of those jobs only exist as a tertiary roll because of a primary job like fishing or producing a product or whatever ect ect
>>2038139062006: the image
tertiary roll
>>203813851Forgot the image hehehehe
>>203813910this is what a real man looks like
>>203813906
halloween slag weekend lads
>>203813917fishing is a variant of hunting, do you think we'd be better off regressing to hunter-gathering since those are the only two "primary jobs"?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
>>203813949No not really, im just saying those jobs listed on that thing literally only exist as support roles to make something more efficient.
which one are you
>>203813971leave it on reddit next time
>>203813880Nta but it’s not worth it, most police cars have anpr technology so as soon as they drive behind you it’ll pop up telling them you’re uninsured or you’ll just get caught by a camera. Unless u clone plates which is stupid it’s not worth it
>>203813964every job is a support role, you can't just pick jobs based on your main character syndrome, they don't exist
There are 2.82 million private landlords in the UK
>>203813977>t. bent
>>203813971coiled
>>203813937what are they trying to claim it is
>>203813943got a fungal infection from doing what that girl in the middle is doing on the sidewalk
>>203813997Some magical mystery creature, the proles are up in arms saying it's a unicorn
Accidentally used the term "Chad" when talking with some girl at work and she replied with "based"you guys ever accidentally let meme-terms slip out?
>>203814019hmm yeah probably not
>>203813937Erm muntjacs don't have wings mate
So basically women thrive in the modern world and men suffer or is that just an illusion
>>203813894Because that’s how it works? If you hit someone and injure them then you will be on the hook for all damages since you’re not insured. Have a crash which is your fault and the other driver breaks their back? That’s like minimum £150,000
>>203813988Not gonna argue with you if you are deliberately missing my point and being gay about shit its just not worth anything to me
>>203814023You’re in there mate
>>203814048why would I crash? im a good driverif i did crash it certainly wouldnt be my fault
Alright guys? On break at toil. Having a turkey sandwich, sliced apple and a coke zero.
>>203814054fair enough, i think we've arrived at a fundamental misunderstanding of each other's points anyway, all the best
>>203814048Don’t crash then it’s not hard
>>203814059what makes you say that?t. VF
Support roles have always been, and always will be, crucial to success
>>203813894fine (and loss of licence and criminal record) as well as your own costs resulting from the crashget sued by the other parties insurer for medical expenses and damages, damage to the car, vehicle recovery, legal expenses
girl in my class calls me sempai but im pretty sure shes mocking me because im older than her
where's toboid
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd6q6wz765eoIncredible, the BBC have actually done some investigative journalism
>>203814088She’s having banter with you. She likes you!
>>203814082You don’t even have a license mate
THAT THONG-TH-THONG-THONG-THONG-THONG
>>203814103senpai means senior
>>203814137yeah thats why i think shes making fun of me. it's some anime shit that is supposed to be cutesy in high school but I think it's mocking
>>203814130Yh but I could have one
>>203814117oh
which year did britain peak?
I had a female /pol/tard friend but she transitioned and now she's a he
>>203814099t. Healer when the party is dividing up the loot from the raid
my ex has once again found my fake account I use to stalk her insta and blocked it
>>203814154you should show her your collection of distorted catbergs
>>203814151it has recently come to my attention that women having banter with you is a good sign
>>203814187Weirdo bastard
Reminder of how they had her in the funeral for her husband
>>203814187
>>203814202I already haveI post these images when messaging her throughout the day
test
>>2038141701346
>>203814237>>203814248you wouldn’t get it
It's just funny how normal it is to expect certain things from certain places>Cartel shootout in Mexico leaves 16 people deadis typical but>Cartel shootout in Wales leaves 16 people deadwould be bizarre
>>203814274hmm yeah haha
on the cans
>goon sesh in anon's bedroom leaves millions dead
>>203814274what would mexicans be doing in wales?
>>203813832>if I don't understand it in babytalk then it's not real
>>203814307Cartel doesn’t have to be Mexicans mate
Bring them back I don't like things now where even the povvo shit is priced high and looks fancy Back then the povvos knew for sure they were povvos and the prices were povvo friendly bring back the prison tier packaging
that chicken and rice wasn't the best i'll tell you lads. Feel a bit off now
>>203814274humans are kind
I work in car insurance. I've threatened two women lately with credit hire consequences. Feels good
>>203814334Maybe, but you didn't answer the question.
when i was a kid "doing a twink" was something my mum would say for doing a wee, especially in the context of when the dogs do it
>>203814337ISIS are good lads
>>203814307>>203814353mong
>>203814337don't have to be evil to kill, deranged religious extremists aren't necessarily evil
>>203814312Sounds like you have a bullshit job!
>>203814353Because it doesn’t make sense. Nowhere did he say anything about Mexicans in Wales?
>>203814335Feel like pure shit just want them back
>>203814334cartels are a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans
>>203814377>>203814394Still dodging the question. Ever thought about a career in politics?
in awe at the size of this ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJRR3JtSIA
>>203814390he's upset because I've been scranning his sons
egg lure door if easyas guests held groin lobe over us yesterdayget going grow aloft down in orange
>>203814362>>203814387>>203814405which pays the most, ciroc, shell, or shilling for n-words?
>>203814395thi mam shops at Netto
>>203814427youre from poland arent youyoure from poland arent youyoure from poland arent you*scurries back into flat*
yanks are deranged
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>203814219ive been single for over a year (haven't had sex in 3 months) so ive forgotten what it's like
>>203814406Okay mongo
Lads what do you talk about with women?
it's quite good to investigate ("stalk") people on the internet sometimes
>>203814449/brit/ when EW joins the thread
>>203814464sweet nothings
>>203813554
>>203814449Oh shit, this is the Super Saiyan God ritual
>>203814449They are transfering their power to him like when Goku did the Spirit Bomb in the Tree Of Might movie
>>203814464why gay poo porn of course
if starmer starts giving commonwealth reparations I WILL NOT PAY ANY FUCK TAX FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE
>>203814464just say "yep, uh-huh, wow that's so interesting"
>>203814446not poland no
>>203814502how would you stop it?
>>203814508chek republicgareec
>>203814517Im self employed id just stop delcaring
>>203814533he spelled England correctly can see why we gave him a visa
>>203814496This might be crazy enough to work
>>203814449What's happening here?
>>203814485good
dont understand the hatred for immigrants in europewe have our own dipshits who hate them but its illogical because our immigrants are awesome
>>203814565off-topic posting
well??
god but also his son jesus
>>203814502We aren’t giving reparations starmer already said that. However we are going to give out British passports
>>203814508i think poland seems pretty good as far as countries go
>>203814565praying for jesus (trump)
8 bank holidays a year is mental
god help us if queensland elects THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT tomorrow
@ duckladI have a duck webmthought you might like it
>>203814624no its notbe quiet
honestly thought I was clear since it’s been 5 weeks and I haven’t received NIP but now I think I’m not sure if I updated my v5…
>>203814626inside voice lad
Would quite like to spunk in Paige Turnah
10 trillion squid or the chance to wait this table?
>>203814654SORRY
have they released the video proof of Donald trump groping a child??? Or was it all bullshit
>>203814599their economy is growing so they have hope I also have hope, hope that they get destroyed in another european war before they overtake us
how many blokes do you reckon have accidentally died by trying to wanking choking methods
>>203814671used to think i was the funniest cunt in high school doing the yilmaz voiceif i could go back in time i'd kill myself
>>203814584Just can't be arsed innit
must be pension day, tesco was full of them
What did Hellen Mirren mean by this?
thinking of getting a cat
>>203814697
>>203814725>>203814728leave it on reddit next time
>>203814584used to be motivated by good women that you could build families with, now all women are worthless whores with no values so theres no reason to put in the effort
>>203814670The largest recorded colossal squid was captured by a New Zealand fishing boat in Antarctica and is now in a museum here
>>203814388>Sounds like you have a bullshit job!nopeI Am Unemployed
>>203814725she is old and mental
>>203814631I enjoyed this video thank you
>>203814746lets see it then
>>203814689Likely bullshit.Because of how it is worded if you look at it literally it basically translates to "A person told me this and apparently there is this video"Which translates to"I got paid to say this thing that cant be proven or disproven because I have a lot of twitter followers and its designed to sway voters based off a lie"
>all women are worthless whores with no valueslol spotty incel freakkkk
Hate how toil talks about my workload as "capacity" like I'm some sort of mule
>>203814745I know she's literally your only frame of reference but not every woman is your mum
we got that funkgot to get that funk-unk
havent been sleeping properly the past few days. has taken me 1hr+ to get to sleep. just cant shut down my internal voice.
>>203814781Your girlfriend is a dog
>>203814725women dont exist without outside entities acknowledging their existence. they need the blue dot to feel alive. similar to how they have to outsource every new idea to the hivemind, and when you tell them this they'll say "oh yeah, according to who?"i wish the ladies loved me
>all women are whores so why wont they have sex with methe incel mind is bizarre
>>203814759not wrong though is she
large lasagner for tea
reckon i should've shaged around in my early 20s
>>203814725She's old enough to remember when people had to look at a map and memorise routes so it must feel rather magical desu
>>203814801Have you considered smoking cannabis
>>203814801>internal voicewhat do you mean?
>>203814819
business idea: pork doner
>>203814827Yeah but what does that have to do with Kurt Cobain lol
do fannies feel much better than your own handwonder if its worth the bother
my cats were polish
>>203814837leave it on reddit next time
Can’t imagine how stress free your life must be to care about climate change
>>203814801>just cant shut down my internal voice.they'll say this and then accuse the rest of us of being NPCs because we DON'T have an uncontrollable voice in our heads
gaming on the bosses dime again
>>203814864kotter ja pierdole
>>203814847he died before we all had magical gps maps in our pockets
>>203814865going to continue posting random shit here and theres nothing you can do about it.dont like it? fuck off yank
>>203814837It should be illegal to tattoo someone so clearly retarded. Poor lad can't even structure a sentence.
>>203814708yilmaz as in straight up copied from jordan or yilmaz as in the archetypal wog voice? because the latter is universali'm a 30 year old boomer so i finished school before jordies was a thing
How has this jeet landed a job as a bbc news presenter when he’s still got his tech support accent
Hey waitI got a new complaintI never got to see maps on a mobile device
>>203814814I'm not convinced GPS would have improved Kurt Cobains life if he hadn't been murdered.
>>203814860sometimes a wank is better than sex, sex is good when you can be arsed to put in the effort to satisfy another person as well as yourself. more often than not a wank is betteralso saves the times where you cum before your mrs and have to finish her off with post nut clarity looming over you, very grim experience
>>203814905What you say basterd bich
>>203814882I'm aware of that
abb uoo dns ies osy
>>203814880uwaga! koteczek w pierdole
>>203814773I'm seeing weight estimates from 450-495kgapparently there have been lots of bigger beaks found in sperm whale stomachs so it's likely they get way bigger than this
Can’t wait for US election, love the drama me !!!
>>203814841who are you going to get to cook it?
>>203814860depends on a variety of factors, if you're not particularly into the girl you're with, or if she's just bad in bed, or if you're wearing a condom there's a good chance you'd just be better off wanking
>>203814923don't you start
>>203814860never really enjoyed sex, me. just feel awkward the whole time
>>203814967does it have a hole i can fuck?
>>203814967honestly why dont we just fill the sea with CCTV
caffeine makes me feel ill I've discovered
I believe this means drumpf has won
>>203814973start what lad? its common knowledge in the UK that Kurt was murdered
>>203815009don't want to know what's down there
you know who was murdered? AVICII! Fella was making a documentary on billionaire nonces and then he killed himself, yeah right man
>>203815019are you having it on an empty stomach?
>>203815028after the blatant thievery of the 2020 election i don't believe for a moment that drumpf can win even if the polls show he's ahead, unless of course zog have managed to fully convert him into controlled opposition, which is a possibility
>>203815028No way Karmala wins Pennsylvania
>>203814902Straight up copied. I don't know how I had friends in hs
>>203815066Yes
>>203815072>unless of course zog have managed to fully convert him into controlled oppositionTrump has been zogged since the beginning, what do you mean?
>buys gun for kurt>convinces buzz to kill him with it>frames courtney love dylan
>>203815087we all did dumb shit like that in school, back in my day people were copying tourettes guy all over the place
>>203815101try having it after you've eaten instead
this is it all dry and shrivelled upso when it was alive it was even biggerand there are ones that are even bigger than thatno wonder sperm whales are all covered in scars, having to fight these guys every time they want a mealand it all happens thousands of meters below the surface, where everything is pitch-black and pressure is crushing
>>203814924Why do you have post nut clarity when you're shagging a womanAre you doing some proper filthy things to her that you regret?
on ze train mateys xx
might do an alcohol tomorrow
>>203815157based mammals conquering every environment
>>203815206where are you off todrinking like a tramphonestly!
Mental how yanks release the count of early postal votes before the main election beginsNo one stopped to think how that might have an impact on the results
>>203815058Used to love reading about sea monsters and shit when I was a lot youngerGives me the heebie jeebies but I love it and I dont know whyGet super spooked when you cant see in dark water
>>203815206TURTURT
>>203815206alri lad fancy a dogging in the toilets? x
knobbing a jap lass
>>203815157mad we're the apex predator of the planet when these cunts are lurking about
>>203815216always thought it was funny that orcas and sperm whales are the dominant ocean predators and they cant even breathe underwaterthey just do all that while holding their breath for ages
im so tired
if i could have an infinite supply of pregabalin, modafinil, tapentadol, and diazepam i'd never touch alcohol again
>>203815229yank politics is quite clearly rotten to the core. loads of funny business going on behind the scenes. probably the same here 2bh
>>203815228home, but im hungry so might grab a bite first xx>>203815234>>203815254not turt, dont lurk this thread enough to know who that is, second or third time yous mistake me for this turt fella
LOVE when my internet cuts out for a second and then i have to wait 15 minutes to re-enter my pass because it's "in use by another IP"hate doing captchas like a peasant
desperately need a smoke like my life fuckjnh depends on it
>>203815271That’s quite the cocktail
>>203815317is that not a turtleneck
>>203815317bit late to be on the choo choo lad, any drunk abos or bogans going mental on there?
knobbing with all the muckety mucks I'm blowin' my dough and going deluxe
>>203815147Tourettes guy is still funny BOB SAGETOHH SHYIT
wish the yanks would overturn their stupid rule about having to be born on US soil so they could elect arnold schwarzenegger as president
>>203815229no they don't
>>203815383Used to proper crack up at himAfraid to watch it again in case I find out how much of a joyless sack I've become
>>203815317drinking on the train is bogan behaviour
>>203815384elon musk would be elected first and he's fucking retarded
>>203815419>>203815419>>203815419
>>203815388Yes they do
>>203815271Only got pregabalin myself from when I had Shingles earlier this.year. didn't seem to do much on their own. Did let me enjoy some shitty android game for an hour though
>>203814584As a 20 year old man, I can't remember the last time I was genuinely interested in trying to find a girl. At this point it's more trouble than it's worthIts funny how masculinity is constantly being defined as giving everything to people who have done nothing to earn our loyalty.Alternative theory: Stacking literally every responsibility on men's shoulders, depriving them of all resources physically possible, and then mercilessly mocking their suffering is actually a pretty bad strategy to create successful, 'datable' men.Personally I’m 23 and I’ve never even been on a date, mostly because the girls I asked out always said no. So eventually I just stopped trying and now here we are…I'll just say it: Lack of incentive.Never had a problem working hard in my 20's - have nothing to show for it.Never encouraged women into behavior I wouldn't want in a spouse - have nothing to show for it.Happened to me. I graduated college, I built a career, I got married, and had a son. I bought my own home, and then my marriage fell apart. The divorce basically destroyed my career and left me in financial ruin. So I had to move back home. Not fun starting completely over at 40, and definitely not fun being a statistic, but here we are.Men who are masculine are harder to control. That's why the society tries to shame them into believing they're born evil. Sending prayers, stay strong I encouraged my sons to live at home and save their money for a home and to support a family. They did that, finished their education, got good jobs and are homeowners. They all did work while living at home. We all thought it worked out fine. Yeah, “grow up” and make yourself vulnerable to get destroyed financially in divorce and family courts. There is nothing wrong with looking out for your own interests and safety. Anyone insulting you for it is not looking out for you. I’ve seen friends and close relatives destroyed by the legal system.
>>203815028How the fuck has he pulled that off then
