Weekend plans edition
Crazy how nature does that.
>>203817799umm please don't post transphobic webms sweaty x
h-o-t-t-o-p-o-o
how to eat pussy?
>>203817777Imagine the poo's
mad that wine gums used to have wine in them
Wonder how different my life would be if I had a dad growing up
>>203817837coca-cola used to have cocaine in it
>>203817833Pure black probably
>>203817777check'd
>new with quadsNoice.
>>203817847you wouldn't be a bastard then
something must be done
>>203817837>>203817848and now lookwoke nonsense
Nothing good in my life
>>203817873relax with the anti semitism
4 slices of hovis seed sensations toast with marmite generously spread on top
for several years, the moon has fascinated many. but will man ever walk on her fertile surface?
got it on, the AE_LIVE_LOS_ANGELES_151015
might write a screenplay and apply for a government grant to make an indie film
Dr Pepper used to have pepper in it
>>203817873Reckon you should do it
DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU TOOOOUCH
>>203817881
shampoo used to have poo in it
Sisters, we must conjugate
>>203817887>4 slices of toastand your weight and height?
>>203817870I’m not
unwind with the anti semitism
Toilet Duck used to have ducks in it
>>203817909That was all a shamBaby bell now...
>>203817905
Just what is it that you want to do?
>>203817905Wonder how he’s doing
run jackie run
Gorilla glue used to have gorillas in it
>>203817850can confirm they are
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
tiger bread used to have tiger in it
Lion bars used to have lions in them
>Zombies will not make their way along Brighton’s seafront this weekend after plans to bring the event back from the dead fell short. Brighton’s Zombie Walk saw participants stumbling through the streets in their best undead fancy dress around Halloween. The event was first organised in 2007 but was killed off in 2013 over cost issues.woke
don't want to have kids or get married but the thought of being like 60 and having absolutely no family is terrifying
no jail can hold me
snickers used to have knickers in them
>>203817942I want to be a highly regarded private investigator in the big city
panda pops used to have pandas in them
the whip
>>203818013Want him to spartan kick me
food used to have nutrients in it
>>203818004this is exactly why I want to have kids and get married
>>203818013what attracted this irish woman to this swarthy gentleman?
cock-a-leekie soup used to have cock in it
>>203818024>panda popsthere's a flashback
>>203818022do you also want to be a war veteran with a dark past and a drinking problem?
>>203818013his next victim is it?
>>203818013You live vicariously through this ugly mong and that fat smelly alky mong. They leave their dingy little bedsits, you don't.
Not generally a fan of the Right but culture and nationalism hold nations together. I can't unsee that.I remember when I first went to live in England from Scotland and found cultural segregation was simply the norm. Two cultures living different lives.We have now committed to vast cultural change. I just don't know how that's going to work out. What happens when there is a high scale of cultural alienation and segregation. People having nothing in common no shared identity?There was a migrant on here the other day saying British wasn't a culture. He didn't even want to mention English. He was a huge Indian nationalist too. I just found it bizarre. Feels like I'm being asked to believe things about human nature that aren't true.There's also all the mind games and double think around multiculturalism.Is ethnicity a culture or a race thing? Opinion seems confused. Lets hope it isn't a contentious topic. If everyone is British/English where is the multiculturalism? It gets a bit loopy and suspect. There's also the implied universalism of Western Liberalism. As if it is, ought and can be the one true universal culture.But pensions, labour pyramid and inflation? If it wasn't for the Daily Mail we'd have a global cosmopolitan completely diverse yet seamless harmonious civilization. Am I right?
sperm soup used to have sperm in it
Capri sun used to have the entire island of capri in it
>>203818013He’s such a fucking gimp love to knock the little cunt out
>>203818042even more bizarre considering she caught him with tranny porn on his phone
blackjacks used to have blacks in them
>>203818028virgin magagini vs chad hezbohummer
was going to go out but it's raining
>>203818066Not reading this thesis mate
scottish pancakes used to have scots in them
boy scouts used to have boys in them
>>203818062>that fat smelly alky mongwho?
>>203818086more like hezbummer
>>203818048now that's funny
>>203818096and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>203818059half way there already
send sms from computer :00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccFUfrtEuF0
>>2038179126'5 190lbs
da's been watching ytshorts all cunting day
magnums used to have irish diaspora in them
>>203818022Have you played "Shadows of Doubt"? Sci-fi noir detective game.https://youtu.be/WeB4veq5IRIVery good although a little short, maybe 5 hours worth of playtime.
>>203818003>cost issues.How expensive can it be to just meet in a certain place in fancy dress and go for a bleeding walk
minestrone soup used to have mines in it
>>203818146Youre not allowed to text from a pc
>>203818162they're so addicting
>>203817940kek
>>203818096Doesn't rain much in Karachi. Why not go back to Pakistan?
>>203818166the migrants need housing indefinitely mate. have you ever considered that?
>>203818182FOY
might get on something
>>203818166St John's ambulance mafia want their cut
>>203818166being Brighton they probably used to have stewards in high vis every 10 yards to make sure no one got lost
Pepsi Max used to have sugar in it
>>203818164Not a big fan of bing bing wahoo but this looks cool
>>203818192i'm whiter than you
>>203818213on the cheesecake lad
>>203818182ive
>>203818223Lots of bum bandits about tbf
>>203818224yeah maximum sugar, hence the name
isn't st. john's all volunteers?how do they get away with charging for their services?
>>203818213the cans, perhaps?
>>203818238cheesecake used to have cheese in it
>>203818240pretty sure i used the correct superlative you fucking hobbyist
>>203818256jews
faggots used to have poofs in them
Why do i keep getting this "mysterious creature at Bristol zoo leaves experts baffled"When its obviously a munkjac deer and multiple people have said so
get the faggots in your gob
Fanta was invented in nazi Germany
might take up tenpin bowling and prostituteslachiemaxxing as it were
when did
Ghislaine Maxwell 1992 Valentino Fashion Show
>>203818329you had to be there
my arse used to have poo in it
>its obviously a munkjac deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2azI9eUiVrg
>>203818275pretty sure you're a 12 year old who learnt English by watching twitch streams you fucking mong
>>203818388learned*spacker
>>203818389reminder again to watch "ludwig" starring david mitchell of peep show fame
>>203818389It’s funny that Jack the Ripper has turned out to have been a Jew
>>203818381Brown people hate animals
guy in this meeting is saying erm in every sentence. bless
>>203818252>>203818224my ex freaked out when I bought that and she was on a diet>it's too much sugar, it says in their slogan maximum sugar>maximum sugar no taste?
>>203818003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izM08Ur-y2Qfancy bringing a little infant to this
>>203818410FOY
>>203818444It’s a Friday mate give him a break his mind is on other things (pints)
>>203818420Will do, thanks Bruce
>>203818464proper thick cunt you are
>>203818250What's the implication here, rorke?
where the FUCK is diego?
>>203818485Can’t have wee bairns around
>>203818497What, you didn't hear?
>>203818389HOWLING
katy making sure the bossman's whip be looking fresh x
>>203818463me at 0:14
>>203818483
>>203818523topped himself?
On a weight-loss programme at the moment so please, everyone, no eating while I'm here thanks
Starmer's coming for your pension
>>203818463England's smaller cities used to be so white, the Tories have flipped that on its head in 14 years
>>203818535thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWT93-68gys
tomato soup time i reckon. oh it lush x
Shall not be drinking tonight
Sir Vape Banner
>>203818550*eats your mums arse in front of you*
>>203818483>>203818538he's done you there kid
>>203818538you're not a london dockworker you silly man
>>203818538I’ve seen this claiming to be the oppositeI do both but would never write learnt if I was writing something official
cocks go back this sunday
>>203818535These fellas?
>>203818576tomato soup used to have tomatoes in it
>>203818568very random
>>203818542fled the country when he heard sir keir's coming after his properties
>>203818576Tomatoes (89%), Water, Modified Cornflour, Sugar, Rapeseed Oil, Dried Skimmed Milk, Salt, Cream (Milk), Milk Proteins, Acidity Regulator - Citric Acid, Spice Extracts, Herb Extract
>>203818635it's my favourite song
rorke in the backrooms
To the tune of Jai HoSpaino!
>>203818623*snaps my erect penis back so it permanently sits at a right-angle*
What's wrong with Australians?
getting on the carl's jr breakfast burgers soon
>>203818619What about earnt?
>>203818689think they renamed mount nigger in the last few yearspc woke mob and that
>>203818661Me coming out my mums pussyhole on 6th August 2004
Walking home from work and listening to Bring Me The Horizon
>>203818722FOLC
Mad how Australia is 32 times larger than the UK
>>203818713Non-standard
sir beard llama
>>203818719Just like when they renamed ayers rock after that black woman in star trek
>>203818753Rude
>>203818754not that mad really
>>203818754It’s like a desert and stuff or jungle When you actually account for normal human habitable land it’s not *that* big
>>203818790everythings mad when you think about it
how the fuck am i supposed to…exist knowing she’ll be shagging other blokes soon? maybe even days??
sir queer llama
>>203818846Become a cuck and actively enjoy it x be more positive
>>203818835Is this real
>>203818846man up you wet gimp
>>203818846literally impossible for her to shag days as that is a unit of time not a physical object
>>203818846Focus on yourself and improving your life ladCan’t worry about everything keep busy
*corrects my spelling mistake with a green pen*
>>203818816The black-jewish alliance lives on. This image says a lot really about how the jew will incentivize the swarthgroid orcs with sweet treats to decimate the population of working class Catholics which used to make up America's cities
just downloaded a tv show for the gf
>>203818870Yeah better vote democrat mate
just did the ironing for the gf
>>203818905>downloadedthat's the ick
sir pierced armour
was playing cod with my bredren then all of a sudden went really light headed and panickyVERY odd
>>203818846Shag other men first That'll show her
>>203818924Piss off you backwards Karachi dwelling animal.
>>203818935omg liminal space backrooms
My ex is unironically dating a pikey
>>203818936Don't you ever speak to me like that again
>>203818935phwoo bit foggyor is it mistdont or care actually
>>203818935lovely
yeah hold up babe just wait 30 minutes i'll download it to my plex server, mind just finding me the hdmi cable and i'll plug in my thinkpad to the 40" TCL?
>>203818924yes some people (clueless incels) seem to think that is a turn off for girls but its never been the case in my experience. in fact, she's very pleased we dont have to fork over money to various greedy bastard companies
Was texting at a urinal the other day and an old fella told me to “put the phone away and have a proper piss” hahahah
>>203818935Is this Foggy Bottom
>>203818961think it's mistdead wet air
>>203818972ktim except for mumberg
>>203818935grim
>>203818961mist is fog on top of water
190 begging his mother to reset the router
gfberg loves when I break out the hdmi cable for some high-quality bluray kino
>>203819003Blacks fear this
>>203818931took some benzos to remedy the situation and they've gone down an absolute treat
>>203818576it wasn't lush. Rather sweet 2bh.
the world is your oyster with an hdmi cable
Might join the pinkertons
was just explaining to the gf different bitrates and encoding methods
We stan Severus Snape in / brit/
>>203819018same. tonight we're watching Predator (1987)
>>203817827Uncle Jun's in the muffOh did I say muff? I meant rough
Full sugar coke for meInsanely peng and unhealthy
>>203819039Lobster*ESL.
yet another meeting with toilberg about proprietary AI software that promises to revolutionize our workflow and boost productivity exponentially ...
>>203819044Is fanfiction and stuff still around? Can’t imagined what the Harry Potter fan fiction crowd is like these days
>>203819044know a girl whos proper in love with voldemort and doesnt like real menstrange creatures women
>>203819040Didnt they mostly beat up people that wanted to be paid a living wage by millionaires?
yet another poo done
got a tiny computer plugged into my projector and I just play movies off that
Footballer's Wages.
>>203819046what an amazing coincidence, that's the next one on our list, too been ages since she's seen it but I must have watched it over 50 times now
>>203819071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4SzvsMFaek
>>203819042Tell her that if she has an old computer, she should try to get her videos in H264, because even old computers (not too old) usually support hardware decoding of H264, leading to less power consumption and lower temperaturesWomen love stuff like that
uploading files from my IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse and I must shitpost
all I have to do is simply load up the pirate bay and my girlfriend starts getting moist
Corr just remembered I have two veggie burgers in the freezermight buy a sweet potato on the way home and just razz up some chips to have with my reheated burgers
>>203819098Get them paid
>>203819044replace Severus with Seaside and Snape with MARK
>>203819105they're going to waste tens of thousands on this shit for nothing
>>203819080>doesnt like real menThat’s all women
>>203819109Aww what a shame spainers. No more gore/cuck webms
thinking racist and transphobic thoughts
might become gay to be fair
>>203817777Guinness is shit and I'm tired od pretending otherwise
Fitter, happierMore productiveComfortableNot drinking too muchRegular exercise at the gym, three days a weekGetting on better with your associate employee contemporariesAt easeEating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fatsA patient, better driverA safer car, baby smiling in back seatSleeping well, no bad dreamsNo paranoiaCareful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plugholeKeep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and thenWill frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wallFavours for favours, fond but not in loveCharity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarketNo killing moths or putting boiling water on the antsCar wash, also on sundaysNo longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperateNothing so childishAt a better pace, slower and more calculatedNo chance of escape
scranning some pork faggotsand for pudding, spotted dick
>>203819160got any evidence for that?
This thread is his life.
>>203819153Should have dumped them in a lake. Gypsie scum
>>203819113do you watch porn together?
>>203819192gay porn
>>203819183It's almost over
>>203819153Did he..?
>>203819156>>203819157Most worthless posts in the history of /brit/
>>203819211nah he couldn't'veunless....
>>203819160It’s decent for a change but I prefer porter over stout It’s good for cooking though
>car passed its MOT with only one advisory about the brake padsI'm fucking shocked, I'm sure I was going to be spending 500 quid on it today
might move to germany
>>203819223He can't go thirty seconds without posting and his brain defaults to gay porn or racism
Asmongold is my favourite American
could really use to do some washing todayclothes washingbedding washingwashing upwashing myself in the shower im like an old washer woman
You guys don’t have girlfriends. I don’t believe it I just don’t you are lying
>>203819262what is "die linke" nazispeak for?
>>203819262The four archetypes of leftypol made manifest
>>203819160Back when I drank it was the only thing I liked
>>203819275for me it's his cockroaches
>>203819286the link
>>203819278everybody in this thread has a girlfriend apart from YOU
>>203819262kek thats mich on the top right
>>203819275mfer literally used a dead rat as an alarm clock
>>203819301i might've known
Thought about leaving, i don't knowWouldn't even know anywhere to go
>>203819262Dr tobais fünke
>>203819277I gotta wash my ceilings and walls in the stairwell but have no idea how I'm going to reach Looks terrible
>having only one gfalri benders
Getting a gf really isn’t hard
>>203819317analrapist
>>203819278my girlfriends? haha yeah they are so cute and pretty
>>203819286Hating zelda
cocks and socks
don't know why we can't have a socially conservative nationalist party that has left-wing economic policies like protectionism and so forthwhy is mass immigration associated with leftism anyway? it's clearly a capitalist strategy to import cheap labour
Falling in love is like digging a pit for your heart and the pit can be pleasant but when you need to get out of it when the pit becomes hostile it is nearly impossible
>>203819371cool it with the antisemitism
Earth is 7000 years old at most
>>203819331use one of those flat headed mops but make sure it is well drained because you dont want excess moisture all over the ceilings and walls
>>203819371Capitalism protects workers, capitalism protects lgbt and marginalised communities.Fuck off zigger commie scum
>>20381938031 and never been in love, I liked my ex but it never got to love. I wouldn't even know what it feels like.
>open 4chan >the /brit/ is about to end or a new /brit/ has just been made and everyone is migratingmany such cases!
>>203819411how is that possible?did you not experience constant thoughts about them and a feeling of desperation when you were without them?
>>203819410capitalism imports 6 trillion pajeets into my neighbourhood and lets the jews do whatever they want
>>203819386You plan on doing anything else with your day or is it just the shit forced gimmicks again?
we're all just normal guys here with jobs and girlfriends and you can't prove any different
>>203819410Capitalism imports millions of browns for cheap labour and increased rents...
>>203819436god damn, shut the fuck upfucking pathetic
>>203819437What the do “the Jews” have to do with that..?
chatting up the bird who works in Shrewsbury Aldi. She's fit but she sounds like she's eating peanut butter when she speaks
mum put mayo on my cheese sandwich instead of chutney the stupid fucking bitch
>>203819436I thought about them and enjoyed seeing them, surely that's not enough to call it love.
>>203819460fuck off you've obviously never been in love
>>203819466if you have to ask...
>>203819441everyday we above ground is a great day to talk about are SSM x
>>203819437>>203819459
>>203819468Maybe she is
>>203819479well maybe you didntit's basically just the chemical dependancy on the intimacy between two people, oxytocin rushes and that
Don’t like any of that romance crap, women are boring
there was a big pileup on the road near my place earlier today, traffic slowed to an infuriating crawl and i spotted at least 3 ambulances and a firetruck, couldn't find anything on the news about it though
>>203819466>looks at media companies that support it>look at journalist who propose these views>look at banks and investment groups that finance these thingsHmm not sure
wallop me up the arse get it roght up there
>>203819545there was a big pileup in my toilet this morning
getting my arse lambasted by a fisherman
We all Seaside in life x
they say rorkes 'hood is a pot of goldand we gon' crash it when nobody home
migrate >>203817805>>203817805>>203817805>>203817805
>>203819543not boring when they are bouncing on your cock are they
>>203818835Mad how Democrats are like this but about guns.
