baron edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXzPQf4qu8A
>>203819499https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/x/country/gb/Really enlightening
Sir Turbo Charger
i'm well pissed
>>203819514>Hesh
shag the minge
smack bang wallop one hundred and eighty a big black dildo right up my shit pipe
toil soon
a message for all of you anglo scumbags that cheated Johnny out his moneyhttps://vocaroo.com/16h2xRe8Nq1T
>>203819593>>203819598>>203819612Kill yourself spainnonce
>>203819612need her to be my secretary at my private investigation firm
Hello my smelly little incels, i dare say some of you will be having a little swigaroo of the old jungle juice this evening? Getting a bit tipsy wipsy?
>>203819612she's nothing special
>>203819612need her to investigate my firm privates
you lads don't know what it's like. to be so harshly judged by society that i cannot openly be who i am. to know that i cannot ever live my truth, and tell my peers, my friends... even my family. as a gay man, my life is pure suffering. i live in fear. fear of ostracisation. of punishment and of judgement. all because i love... but not how society wants me to.
>>203819586love the game "prison architect" me, wouldn't mind getting a job as a screw, exercise petty authority over brown people and bogans and that
Spamming the thread all day because his uncle truggered a lifelong melty when he was 8
>>203819594lad none of those posts are mine. Done yourself
>>203819601v nice, im well on me way
Saw this in work yesterday
>>203819670just move to brighton or bristolproblem solved
>>203819670>>>/lgbt/
cashed my car earlier and the left turn indicator went right up my arse and i came on the windscreen
would you be okay with your girlfriend doing onlyfans?
today i will miss her
>>203819684Kill yourself.
>>203819676Played this in EA and it was janky af
>>203819670alri 1950s anon? how's things in the 1950s?
just seen that lass with a willy in her mouth
incoming
imma bout to welsh me trousers
yo this abo has lost it
can't get a decent job haha can't get an interview even "decent" being "3k a month" (utter shit) country has gone to the dogs honestly x
not on my watch
>>203819709Britain?
>>203819700if it meant i could have her back unironically yes
>>203819706when did you play it? it's been around since like 2013 or something, i've played it on and off since then
>>2038197323k a month before or after tax?
I really should just give up, maybe then I won't be disappointed anymore
>>203819610No toil until Wednesday
>>203819689>shakshoukaDay 12948 of leftypol trying to claim berbers as black
>>203819722>>203819732Kill yourself.
>>203819731
Breadly Walsh
>>203819766this a bloke?
>>203819731stand up and say don't be rama rama
>>203819758does it matter that's shite either way
>>203819766is that a man
I might fucking just go and buy red dead 2 again so i might and then i might just buy a bottle of whiskey and then i might just spend all evening getting drunk and riding my horse around in a circle on red dead 2
why would a woman get a job in a men's prison unless she's horny for sociopathic men
>>203819781>>203819785Maybe, don't care 2bh
wradley balsh
>>203819689mmhmm timmy finna tear up cos it be too spicy
>>203819758shit either may. dollar is worth less than a pound and I still get more than that after taxes
Fuck off.>>203819809Kill yourself.
watching the news https://x.com/ISuccar/status/1806267510385172957
>>203819793hell yea
>>203819795Thought it was a meme but it turns out women really fucking love degenerate and violent men
>make an effort to drink less>end up drinking more regularly>getting shitfaced once a week means i end up drinking less overallinteresting
>>203819821mmhmm did you burn your mouth?
>>203819784about £10K difference between the two
>>203819851Kill yourself.
>>203819689Mad that they couldnt have made things like jollof rice without the colombian exchange and the slave trade
>>203819809thoughts on this? It's my favourite songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqAUxPnh5wY
>>203819795saw that woman noshing on that bloke in his cell
sometimes im going to need to accept that all women are whores and they cheat and theyve already fucked half the country but that's just what they do you need one for a happy life unless youre gay
>>203819670honestly if all gays were being gassed it wouldnt make a difference to me
>>203819823Haram!
>>203819880Good lad
ooh la la,pooed out of my bum,and it's wetter this time,than ever befoooore
>>203819853yeah so dog shit and slightly less dog shit? wow
>>203819839absolutely, i reckon it goes the other way as well with blokes, definitely an "i can fix her" mentality that fellas can have when it comes to bad women, just look at all the lucy letby simps
>>203819857mmhmm go drink sum milk likkle boy x
>>203819841>drink every night >my life is dogshit and i feel grim until i drink at night
>>203819700no absolutely not
>>203819823Horrible fake laugh
Chelsea starting XI
>>203819921thoughts on this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nnLDsnOqt4
>>203819906you'll be nice and lubricated for my small white willy later then :)
>>203819871what language is this
>203819937boring person
mad how nice cheese and chutney is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRE6XYD67Q
>>203819950hungarian
>>203819937a) they played last night not todayb) this was not the starting lineupc) we do not yet know the starting lineup for the game on sunday
Gravy’s good tonight
>>203819937sanchez with dat lightskin save x
>>203819937Poor Little White Boy
Mad that
>>203820001thoughts on this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHXUNfR-20k
>>203819938thats quite random
>>203819968not signing in to watch the video you recorded of yourself
i was going to say something racist but then i remembered the janman is about
>>203820008>>203820001>>203819983>>203820008>>203819937>>>/sp/aki
sir black nigger
>>203820008hes lightskin
>>203820038thoughts on this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsftLMm78Ts
>>203820008cole palmer is a quadroon
>>203820011Guess that account must be worth a lot. If you could sell it with 5mill subscribers
>>203819920Difference is women aren’t simping for the neeky killers.I’ve never come across men simping for this absolute weapon.
Anyone here follow lower tier league sports with just white locals
remember when you could customise your youtube channel with backgrounds and shitgolden age of the internet
>>203820069>>203820074Kill yourself.
>>203820074thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu5sxkxyuzY
Reminder that if you buy a poppy from the Royal British Legion, your money will be going to Stonewall.
mental how they are
>>203820115Looks like are lucy but brown hair
i've got no YTD left
Rape everyone and sneed
>>203820143please i cant watch every one of them
>>203820167me trying to spell dainty on countdown
>>203820125yeah me i go to my national league north teams matches every month or 2. it's shit though cause i know some of the players from school and they were getting pussy while i was not
>>203820173thoughts on this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKzIv6Jn9kI
i want to have a wank but if i do the rest of the day is write off and i have stuff i should be doing
chelsea got so many mandem
stopped using conditioner and my hair is better now. funny that.wonder what other unnecessary goo i have been using
>>203820240thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNx5M3pyqis
>>203820266i dont have enough time to watch every one of them, im really sorry
what's the endgame of inclusivitywho is not being included stillwhen will it be inclusive enough
>>203820306thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoFdppL0cx4
>>203820264do no poo
>>203819700yh it doesnt bother me since i dont have a gf
>>203820272
>>203820326pretty sure that's a bloke
this is a strange image
>>203820306I need your thoughts on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsU2pU8MlTc
>>203820370two jews and their irish diaspora master?
not a big fan of the irish but this potato bread i've got is mint
>>203820386just because im a virgin?
>bennies haven't risen with inflationWTH
>>203820370they replaced MCA?
>>203820386
>>203820326um
I want to nibble her pie.
>>203820326mad how that was illegal when i was a kid
>MUMMY MUMMY COME LOOK WHAT I DID ON PHOTOSHOP
EW will be logging in shortly
>>203820453yeah?
>>203820446umm grandad wtf r u doing on /brit/??
SOS THIS IS A SEXUAL EMERGENCYI NEED SEX!!!FICKI FICKISOS
>>203820449i don't show my mother these images actually
What's the betting Alexander McCartney posted on /brit/
>>203820453Emma Watson? The only logging she does is dropping a log into the toilet.
>>203820470posting with the boys before i have a nap
>>203820403*potato farls i meant to sayi don't think i'll ever eat normal bread again
Cronems in the trap house got IBS from Katie's chicken shop now they are laying around the vigorously shitting and farting out putrid smells and liquid poos out of their sweaty and greasy cronems clappers ruining their trackies and weave
>>203820401>>203820412he is their mum
poo i’m doing smells real bad lads
>>203820513fella near the bottom cockmogs me
>>203820498lovely fried up
>>203820513very bony arses wouldn't shag any of them
>>203820473kek this is memy balls are proper swole like cock on the verge of eruption.wish I could shag some fresh minge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoas7ovVtkQ
nth for the holodem
>>203820520diabolicalbut only keisha be wearing weaves though
could eat a whole bath tub full of chicken bone broth
>>203820513that's an odd place to go for a run
>>203820513Mad that its all fake somehow
dont all post at once
might adopt insane political beliefs
It’s joever for Kamala
>Man stabbed asylum seeker in 'small boats protest'>Callum Ulysses Parslow, 32, stabbed 25-year-old Nahom Hagos in the chest and hand at the Pear Tree Inn at Hindlip in Worcestershire, Leicester Crown Court was told.>In the document, the court heard, Parslow railed against what he termed the "evil enemies of nature and of England" who he identified as "the Jews, the Marxists and the Globalists" he said were responsible for demonising Christianity, white people and European culture.Another useful idiot getting radicalised by grifters and imageboards yet again
Hey rainmaker come out
>>203820595I'm going to need your thoughts on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMWQA8IaY44
the next purchase
>>203820692>Another useful idiot getting radicalised by grifters and imageboards yet againHe probably went outside and opened his eyes
sensing a lot of hostility today with you lads. Calm down alright?
>>203820707ffs I want a piece too
>>203820707Suicide gun
>>203820749the thread was great before adam woke up
mad how everybody thought trump was saying "bigly" for years until one day he clarified he was saying "big league"
is a 401(k) what the yanks call superannuation? what do brits call it?
>>203820707nice who are you going to shoot mate?
>>203820692Leftypol breathing a sigh of relief he finally has a character to drag out in debates
>>203820813Isn't it just your workplace pension?
This one is sweet too
>>203820813It’s any workplace pension scheme or Self Invested Personal Pension (SIPP)
>>203820695
i've got huntington's disease and probably won't make it to 50, even 40 is a bit of a stretch
congrats adam you killed the threadhappy now?
imagine needing a gun to defend yourself and your family. deary me does it come with a free rape whistle?
>>203820891Better live a life of hedonism and debauchery
>>203820828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5lAY6oO8YE
>>203820891alri olivia wildetime to have a bunch of lezzer threesomes is it
>>203820917nah that just makes you even more depressed
>>203820903yeah we should just let ourselves get stabbed by wogs without having a way to defend ourselves should we?
>>203820868doesnt look very sturdy. if you pistol whipped someone i bet that handle would break off
>>203820903oh don’t worry chief, that gun finna whistle LOUD once Estaban and Paco walk into the house unannounced
>>203820955If you put the safety of yourself and your family solely on a machine then perhaps you do need stabbing for being such a cowardly freak. Real men intimidate and scare away any potential threat from a wog, and will break his fucking jaw if he so much as LOOKS at your wife and daughter
>>203820903t. nervous black fella with a nose for unlocked doors
I’m like a crusader but I wfh
>>203820968It's a little pocket gun. I'll get the big iron for pistol whipping
>>203820994>>203821028>yankified zoomers so cummed in to by american media their whole lives they're making up rape fantasy NRA narratives Please tell me you're both on a VPN
phoneposters...it's over...
>>203820749sorry im coming off drugs again and its not a lot of fun. ive had it worse, far worse. but not finding much to motivate me. i just feel a bit down in the dumps.
>>203820941god she walled up so badly didn't she, probably better she really did have huntington's
>>203821066Who the fuck ever used the app? Just use the browser like a normal person
>>203821065Yet no one mentioned rape fantasies except you... curious
i shoulf personally be able to carry around a gun if i want im sensible enough
literally no reason to own a desktop PC in this day and age when phones, consoles, laptops and tablets exist. if you still own a pc i WILL assume you're a nonce who needs the extra hard drive space
>>203821066There's enough virgin freak nerds that will just fork the code and fix it
>>203821104As i should be allowed to drunk drive
>>203821110Laptops still aren’t really on par with proper gaming computersThey’ve gotten closer over the years
fucking hell twitter was always bad but that blue checkmark "feature" is maybe the worst "feature" that has ever been added to a website everliterally no-one with one of those on their profiles has anything interesting to say, and they force them onto your feed, cant even look at replies anymore without 500 indian/pakistani accounts word-for-word copying other popular replies in an attempt to generate revenueits funny sometimes though because they'll copy a post that says "yeah we finna hit up this nigga" or some shit and their profile picture is an indian man with a moustache/brit/
they'll just "fork the code" as you so eloquently put it, will they deano?
>>203821082cloudflare fucks up on my browser
>>203821159screaming
Yo Xbox give me some bitches
https://youtu.be/JFRE6XYD67Q?t=484
Twitter had too much clout anyway. Its like one day in 2012 everybody for some reason decided Twitter should be the platform for virtually all celebrities and presidents and government officials and it got all this support from TV out of nowhere
Thinking about Emma Watson’s bum.
i think about these two little lads oftenhttps://youtu.be/jcifngvnh54?feature=shared&t=112
remember when twitter first came out and stephen fry was literally shitting, pissing and cumming himself over it. that should tell you all you need to know about it
>>203821133you aren't wise
>>203821192
>>203821218*checks the early life section of the man who became twitter CEO in 2010*well well well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH9jiCRe9Dg
>>203821264looking at this post scratching my skull like an ape with an abacus because I can't tell if you're saying fry is pro or anti twitter
>>203821235blog on noncer
I WANT A GUN
I was born in 1992 and im getting a bit pissed off over having to take the L as they say, over the actions of retard millenials spanning from the 90s to the 2010s.Zoomer retards are forcing 1992bros to carry the weight of nu-metal limp bizkit SOAD 9/11 chamillionaire 50 cent GTA san andreas stock market crash austerity UKIP brexit and COVID? I was fucking 9 years old in 9/11
>>203821153>blue checkmarkFOY
>>203821362>1992Cursed year
>>203821235Never had a chanceThey should be at the footy with their dad giving the finger to the home end, not at some neeks day out
>>203821416
might make an 8-10 minute video where it's footage of me driving around in gta 5 with a modded-in audi and realistic rain effects while i talk about probably spurious rumours about gta 6
>>203821505most interesting vlog
>>203821416Americans are dysgenic
yo
Free the zesty mandem
>>203821416He shortly afterwards bred both of them
>>203821526stfu n00b or i'll pwn you
cop or not?
>>203821568grow up
>>203821567alri timetraveller from 2005
>>203821568hell no
>>203821550
>>203821591you sound scared
>>203821568wtf just copped thanks bro x>>203821615project on
>>203821605holy zesty.......
Tonight's the night.
>>203821568yeah seems like a pretty good deal, i'd check if the RAM is upgradeable though
>>203821646That’s a nice butt ngl.
>>203821646how is this possiblehow can you be this fit
How come amazon has computer hardware at like a 20% discount for the exact same premium brand (MSI, Asus) etc parts than some local retailer?I mean they’re cutting it so painfully close to the suggested msrp that i really struggle to see how they make any money off itI love it don’t get me wrong i just can’t connect the dots on the business model
>>203821646Insane that a man can look like that
>>203821568>512gb ssdSo you can get like 2 games on there and nothing else
>>203821646is that jordan peterson's daughter?
Should be getting up
>>203821704Scariest video ever
schoolgirl tights time
>>203821704kin ellis that that beach from the end of point break (1991)?
>>203821747Wind in the Willows is unbelievably comfyNo women mucking stuff up either
Eaten 9 rashers of bacon and 6 slices of hovis white bread today
>>203821720too late for that now
>>203821686Literally has garters on that push the bum up like a push up bra.
Starting Monday im learning Cyber Security. Im a hacker guy now
>>203821747tbf if you got your partner at home and a baller house like that then yeah i can see it being a good arcbut problem is for us people here it's just the baller houseand being a baller house it is even omre noticeable that u are the only one living in itso it's the opposite of comfy as going outside is even more of an arse
>>203820513Mad how rorke believes these lads were just sorting out the tiles for the prisoners' olympic swimming pool
>>203821817shut the FUCK up adam
>>203821791Good luck
want this little autist to be my sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bglp7jE6VNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bglp7jE6VNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bglp7jE6VNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bglp7jE6VNE
>>203821817When’re you settling down deegs
Got no mates aha...
Maaaaaaate.
>>203821831?
unlike most incels i'm willing to tolerate tattoos on a woman but if it's a butterfly tattoo that's too basic bitch for me
>>203821757corrrr mental how short their skirts can be. Some of them have really plump thighs that just make your prick shoot up
listening to 2pac is helping me with this breakup it’s making me want to buy the gta definitive edish and play them all. Only really played 4 and 5 should keep me distracted a couple of weeks
>>203821590>>203821593what are you lads pcs/laptops then?>>203821627ney bother diegs x>>203821656it is yeah>>203821709I've got a spare 1tb ssd
>>203821066Fucks sakeThe app has been shit for a while tbf (not the fault of the dev)
>>203821882>tolerates tattoos>is still an incelngmi bro
Physical pain, mental agony, at the thought of never being able to marry Asuka LangleyFoids will never understand this kind of pain
>>203821868Same. They call me Johnny nomates
>>203821767nazare portugal
>>203821235At least this embarrassing moment is forgotten about forever
>>203821920Crazy that stupid posts like this is exactly why this website was created for
>>203821882butterfly tattoo means they are part of project monarch
>>203821744troof>>203821767dunno but that bloke mustve felt like a god after that
>>203821846thanks lad
I'm a virgin. I haven't had sex, you see.
>>203821894got you thinking about your ambitions as a rider?
>>203821747Little cunt won't be so smug when his heating allowance is taken away going to need a few more blankets with those big single-paned windows son
>>203821984Yes you have, be quiet
>>203821984why's that?
>>203822019wind in the willows is set before there was electricitywe used to be able to keep ourselves warm with fire but now we're reliant on big radiator
i've had sex but not for about 4 and a half years, might go to a prossard soon
>>203821984I see, and is that something you're taking steps to rectify?
mumstein only lets me drive the car to the gym and back but really i've been taking it out just to park somewhere quiet and get away from the house for a few hours
>>203822049My radiators aren't electric (though I have no idea how they work)
>>203822101and what does your boiler run on?
>>203822134Gas
>>203822134treadmill
>>203822053ktim
>>203822143gas boilers are illegal
>>203822134Money judging by my bill each month! *gives you a chuckle, wink and a nudge with my elbow then slings my coat over my shoulder and walks out the pub*
>>203822101your boiler heats water that gets sent through the pipes and the radiators, what so hard to understand?
>>203822151Howling!!!!!!
>>2038221511000 hamsters working around the clock
>>203822177Doubt it
*bleeds my radiator into a mug and makes a brew with it*
>>203822143https://www.britishgas.co.uk/the-source/greener-living/gas-boilers-ban-2025.htmlyou're a CRIMINAL
>>203822172
>>203822177oh yeah? And these pipes, are they in the room with us right now? Grow up
>>203822275Based and Gamon pilled that pic
>>203822275Would be funny if there wasn't a very simple answer to his enquiry
>>203822219>The main thing to know is that there is no ban in place (or planned!) on gas boilers in the homes we live in today.
>>203822219(8) But mama I'm in love with a criminalAnd this type of love isn't rational, it's physical (8)
Poo comes out warm, wonder if you could heat a home with thatBoffins, get on it, this is important
>>203822306oh yeah? what?
>>203822322you can run a car on poopoo creates gas
>>203822333I don't know
>>203822333Villages in africa don't have indoor plumbing, sanitation or sewage, it's just digging a well
why do we still need gas in 2024everything can run on electricity and we can stop houses from randomly exploding all the time
Keep getting these videos on the old Tiktok about some lass with blue hair with ADHD. Pretty sure they're hamming to up to make her look like a complete retard
>>203822369oh yeah?
>Got the Lamb Chops bought>Got the Lamb Chops marinating in ziplock bags>A meal prepared>A skill honed>A clue gained
>>203822339Remember when a lad on here was saying the big gas towers used to have open sewage underneath to collect methane. And i was almost convinced
fucking hell, GET IT MADEchrist sake
>>203822306*if there weren'tYou're saying it would be funny, not that it is. You're describing a hypothetical. This requires the subjunctive mood
>>203822394>marinating in ziplock bagsBRUH
>>203822405we're waiting for the designated new maker to get back from his break
>>203822369Yorkshire water can dig me a well for £3 a month
is it illegal to dig a well in my back garden?
Right come on stop fuckin about
>>203822420I dont have any of those little glass pans for storing goodBut now that you say something I should go buy some
>>203822420We yanks need xenoestrogens
DTFIC is way more unhinged when he uses the UK flag, he gets all his autismo rage out that he’s usually trying to suppress
>>203822409You are incorrect and you've made yourself look a cunt in front of all your friends
>>203822420Literally nowt wrong with that
lazy fucking bastards
>>203822431Well digging technology hasn't reached the north of England yet, as far as I'm aware you're still chucking your shite out the window like the victorian days and taking on water through pints of bitter
NOBODY make the newI'm going to make it now
shan't make it
>>203822550>>203822550
In the ringWith my penI am the kingI've got my penIt's in the ringI am the kingWHOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOAAAAOOAAAA
>>203822483*If I were incorrectI'm not incorrect so you're describing a hypothetical which requres the subjunctive mood
