parsley edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
about fucking time
yeah drugs and that
>>203822322the elites won't allow it
DOGSHIT ZINGERSGET YOUR DOGSHIT ZINGERS IN
i turned myself into a sissy morty
>>203822568:L
>>203822550Dude... weed!
do not rape
>>203822550parsley the lion
Cannabis
my diary lol desu
got stripchat on
1 day remains...
>>203822550that's an opium poppy
I love white people. Indians should serve white people as underlings, to ride their coattails to success
>>203822636true
These are the definitions of “working people” the public was given prior to the election:>Reeves:“Working people are people who go out to work and work for their incomes. Sort of by definition, really, working people are those people who go out and work and earn their money through hard work. Some people, who go out to work haven’t been able to build up savings. Many other people who go out to work, have had to run down their savings. Butthere are people who do have savings, who have been able to save up and those are working people as well.“>Starmer: “Yes, I’m a working person, I come within my own definition of a working person, which isearning my living, paying my taxesand knowing what it means to save money.”>Reeves: “Working people are people who get their income from going out to work everyday, and also pensioners that have worked all their lives and are now in retirement,drawing down on their pensions.“But now Labour is saying "working people" are basically only the povvoist of mongs with no savingsThis country's about to get vastly more shiteOh by the way, not that it really matters, but channel migrants so far this year exceeded last year's total todayGood job smashing the gangs, KeirI
grey dark and shit outside yet again
>>203822629Feel like montaguE should have an e
dude weed
>>203822660blog on
Why do Frenchmen have jewier noses than actual jews?
>>203822627Still posting your weedProper into weed culture you are
>>203822660>Good job smashing the gangs, Keirdid you really think he was going to even try?
>>203822629might shag diego up the arse afterwards
tarqs seething
>>203822693People think every big nose is “Jewy” a Roman nose isn’t really JewyHooked noses like bob Dylan’s are more indicative of Jewishness
>>203822660Landlords whose primary income is being a landlord and people whose primary income comes from appreciation of assets aren't workers, it's really quite simple
>>203822703No
>>203822660Sensible savers must be taxxed rorke. Its old fashioned and frankly c*nservative to save and not be in debt
WILTY, HIGNFY and Norton tonight lads. Get in.
finally home, time to let it all out
>>203822660keep it on the daily mail comment section next time Rorke you tedious nonce
the woke mob wont like that
Why don't Africans just dig their own wells?Burundi is the poorest African nation, and the poorest country in the world, but they still have a GDP of over 3 billion USD.Just give a few guys £50 each in every town and tell them to dig a well.
>>203822736do you make funny comments like you're on gogglebox
>>203822577You are incorrect again (that's factual) so it requires the suck a fart through my anus clause
>>203822722Macron's nose is hooked as you can see in the photograph.
>>203822725Non-sequit, cope on leftypol
>>203822695
>>203822736mad how all these shows have been running for like 20 years nowget some bloody ideas
>>203822737Turt post your sister
>>203822767Yes. Nobody hears them though because I sit alone in my smelly bedroom see.
>>203822778and they've been unfunny for about 15
>>203822769Shut up dickhead speak English
The Lord is a shepherdAnd I am a sheep
>>203822736yesss lad, get the Rest is Politics blasting through the Sonos whilst you read Private Eye and the Lloyd Grossman tomato and basil sauce bubbles away on the hob
>>203822778Umm citizen khan something with wognesh raganapopadom? This will get us views
HMS Warspite, you make them hit the guns, i mean angle your caliber well. Against the German Bismarck, brute but quite inaccurrate. The french, well they are quite fast, difficult to handle. And then we have the italian navy with its close encounters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FeJTgQeFT8
Rorke (who has £50 in an ISA) is FURIOUS and OUTRAGED that the government doesn’t class him as a worker (he is a long-term Universal Credit claimant and knows the birthdays of the security guards at his local job centre)
>>203822816Blog on you baaaing bastard
>I sit alone in my smelly bedroom see.
>>203822815You can't end a sentence on a preposition
the lord is my mallard
>>203822737big batty energy
>>203822660I'm leaving, hope I'm replaced with 10 Indians
British telly producers love they little oxbridge neek clans
>>203822829shut up adam
state
The Lord is my Shetland pony
>>203822550Pineapple is the best flavor
>>203822890dunno what that means
Eating a massive fast food brekky
>>203822887*spins the wheels *
>>203822910dressed up like a dog's dinner at a purina sponsored event
Movies like Deliverance demonize hillbillies and make them look like violent psychopaths but they're actually nice people.
English wanker fucking loves his English
>>203822851I'll end your life with a hypervelocitic submachine gun in a minute
>>203822829Hi spainnonce, still coping are you
where's Diego
>>203822982getting his suit tailored for tomorrow
>oi boss man get me the usual and make it quick, i got places to be
>>203822958tucker and dale vs evil makes them seem nice
>>203822958Was a fairly boring movie tbqh don't know why it's acclaimed.Southern Comfort was far better
>>203823035so close, that's actually a drink x
boom clap i'm in my mum's car
>>203822982He's at the cobblers getting lifts on his westons
Actually pretty fucking strange to have a 4 day long stomach ache I thinkNot fucking normal Starting to think I should see a doctor
i just got back from the hospital after i tore my ACL from moving awkwardly in bed yesterday morning. no i'm not joking, this has actually just happened to me and i'm going to have to have a big operation soon to fix it
>man who doesn’t work outraged after being told he isn’t a worker
>>203823009this is still the best angry doghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sCvcZx_Ej0w
>>203823069that kid's a tranny now
>>203823103Workers from home, unite
>>203823096you might be pregnant
>>203823096Please don't, best that you die
big willie style
>>203823110that aint mr bubz
Hope the sneaky link hits me up later tonight so I can get stinky fingers!
Rorke typing furiously on his keyboard, driven by the fear of one thing - Big. Black. Cock.
nothing wrong with storing food in plastic just so long as you don't heat the food with the plastic.
>>203822828Aber sich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9uW2rG-ra0
Accidentally deleted my cookies fuck sake
>>203823103Cope on leftypol
nothing wrong with storing food in the oven just so long as you don't of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
>>203823158does his rorke character live in your head 24/7 adam?
>>203823103benny scroungers think Starmer is going to tax the £18.32 in old 5ps they have stored in a Dowe Egberts jar under their bed
>>203823140My dad said the same thing
>>203823103>NOOOOO OWNING THINGS IS WORKING
hope my mardy gf is in a better mood today
state of them tits lol
>>203822629Can't wait. Walked past today to scout the place a bit.
>>203823223Me after reading this thread
>>203823147Honestly you are right but can't get rid of that pesky self preservation instinct so easily I'm afraid
Big belly full of goyslop
>>203823190can't imagine why
>>203823223are yours any better incel?
>>203823194literally perfect tits
>>203823101Hope its a local anesthetic and not general because you could die in your sleep and never know
>>203823249
I got a glock in my rari!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4
Getting all scared because of Halloween an' that.
>>203823216>>203823201>>203823158>>203823103What you seething bout? You didn't actually expect Labour to help working people did you
>>203822629Is that KentQT?
>>203823110cheeky cunt thinks he deserves a burger
>>203823219Have you tried pleasing her sexually?
>>203822660Dole mongs get out of bed every day to come here and entertain me while I'm WFH - thats work.
>>203823219Dunno what mardy means
>>203823278According to deMause, in the most primitive mode of childrearing of the above-mentioned table, mothers use their children to project parts of their dissociated self onto their children. The infanticidal clinging of the symbiotic mother prevents individuation so that innovation and more complex political organization are inhibited.[3] On a second plane, deMause maintains that the attention paid by mothers of some contemporary societies to their children, such as sucking, fondling, and masturbating, is sexual according to an objective standard; and that this sexual attention is inordinate.[11]
I'm not allowed to suckle on a plastic straw but Kinder can sell me a bag of bueno where every morsel gets its own wrapper
>>203823335FOY
Anyone have that gif or webm of the group of people doing a conga line/dance, and then all of a sudden their dog hops on the back of the conga line?
>>203823273This. Could stare at those tits for hours and never bore of them They have an artistic quality to them, more than just erotic really
>>203823287Landlords and people who speculate assets are not working people, so this news is irrelevant to working people other than they can probably expect some better social services
>>203823281chuuune
>>203823358yeah I do why?
>>203823341yeah?
>>203823365>Landlords and people who speculate assets are not working peopleThey certainly can be, in fact most of them areAny other copes?
ah yesthe wfh griftcould that millstone around your neck get any heavier by letting toilberg into your home
>>203823404*officelaptops turn off y'know
If you're not burying your nose up in the minge wtf are you doing
>>203823365>they can probably expect some better social services*spunks it all on some train to london that doesnt get finished *Whoops
boom, clap,out of my arse,my poo goes splish and splash and fuckin splosh and,boom, clap,makes me feel good,and then i wee, and then i wee now
>>203823422They don’t like it when you do that
mad how fit and innocent she is
>>203823420you call the spare room you pay bedroom tax on an office for tax reasobs
>>203823358No mate. You can have this one instead if it's any use to you
>>203823365>so this news is irrelevant to working people other than they can probably expect some better social servicesThis news is literally saying that anyone who isn't a retarded minimum wage mong with no savings is about to get raped by taxes
>>203823432a 20+ year old man typed this
nth for the holodem
>>203823450Liz Truss?
>>203823465seethe more leftypol
cant wait for reeves to take all the tarq money in this country
>>203823465sorry cuthbert crawley the third let's talk politics
>>203823479are lucy
>>203823365>other than they can probably expect some better social serviceslmaooh dear leftypol, going to pull this little gem up when the budget is revealed
>>203823389the ice cream is a cummy willy
>>203823513are lucy what?
>>203823506Yank version of a pints gf
>>203823506The type of flyover female that’s only attractive because of her youth and will be a grotesque ham beast in several yearsProbably looks like shit now judging from how long I’ve seen this webm
>>203823403Well its a good thing it was clarified that this tax hike doesn't apply to them then doesn't it. Maybe if you read past the headline you'd understand>The prime minister’s spokesperson later clarified that he was referring to people who “primarily get their income from assets” and was “not precluding people that have a small amount of savings” in stocks and sharesRegardless, Landlords are parasites and should be taxed to the hilt to ensure its as unaffordable as possible
>>203823453it has a desk and a chair, no bed
neighbour's got a prozzie over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PE8RlIvV7w
mad that the servers died during the biggest promotion assetto corsa's ever had
GET THE ISAS SCRAPPED
>>203823506need a beavis gf
Ok I will eat it!!
>>203823432>>203823465>>203823488Woke types can’t take a joke
theres not even a problem with plastic straws. if it get stuck in a dolphins nose they can still breathe because there's a big hole in it. it literally helps them
>>203823373Can you share it with us? >>203823456A 3 on the Richter scale of laughs
>>203823560my point stands your honor
>>203823459Did you even read past the headline you stupid cumsucker?>The prime minister’s spokesperson later clarified that he was referring to people who “primarily get their income from assets” and was “not precluding people that have a small amount of savings” in stocks and sharesYour ISA will be untouched. Your landlord and your tarqs however will get absolutely rogered (hopefully)
>>203823552>only attractive because of her youth
>>203823506need to snog her
>>203823572this is such a fucking joke, save up all my life instead of splurging out on tattos, ubereats, lottery tickets and new iphones every year and IM the one being punishedthey really want us to all be shit eating peasents
>>203823599>honorFOY
>>203823563is your mum gonna pop in and see you after she's done?
>>203823553>Well its a good thing it was clarified that this tax hike doesn't apply to them then doesn't it.No it wasn'tOh did Starmer "clarify", did he? So he is to be believed THIS time, for some reasonAgain, looking forward to the budget
Lads in here on 29k p/a concerned about taxes on landlords and people with £250k investment portfolios. Toilberg's done an absolute number on them
>>203823521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3cZraI1yAQ
sir lisa scrapper
>>203823616yes, that quote is directly yankish. your point being?
>>203823577You can put the flatbread over the pizza so the eyes will line up into the eye holes and then you can eat it up like foodage
>>203823553Whats wrong with renting? Being a home owner is a hassle
>>203823600>“not precluding people that have a small amount of savings” in stocks and sharesAh yes, that's very clear isn't itFucking tard
OBAMA I LOVE CURRY OBAMA
>>203823647>£250k investment portfolios.Keir said he's going to tax everyone with stocks and shares, doesnt matter if its 200 grand or 2 grand, he needs to be removed from power asap
>>203823567bijou vs gigi vs ina for the win hopefully down the line...
>looking forward to the budget
>>203823565Big fan of these British Pathe old videos. I like BFI too. They are a bit olderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2eXQhWXrR4The Library of Congress has everything ever filmed in the USA saved, so they have a lot old stuff as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qre61opE_g
>>203823600Im sure the duke of Westminster is shaking in his (gold plated) boots
just want to use this posting space to thank the moderators and acknowledge their lived experiences
>stupid cumsucker?Why does leftypol always make it gay?
>>203822660>workers are people who work Nice circular logic>also people who used to work but don't anymore Very good
Sir PC Gamer
>>203823638>>203823683>>203823696How many houses do you lads have in your property empires? Oh you still live in your smelly childhood bedroom? I'm not sure if that will be covered in the budget tbf
tarqs are quaking in their bootslove and i mean LOVE to see it
>>203823696>he needs to be removed from power asapStop talking big when you won't do anything sissy boy. You will just stay in your rancid bedroom stinking it up as per usual. Need you squashed into a greasy puddle, vile incel specimen.
>>203823647>with £250k investment portfolios.I have that. Its my retirement plan
starmer personally visiting every granny's house and taking 40% out of their biscuit tin stash
Had 73 nvda and sold them all at $107 because da joos shook me out during the great nothingburger of aug 2024.
>>203823600>Your landlord and your tarqs however will get absolutely rogered (hopefully)Tarqs just evade tax as always
get fucked tarqsi am a firm labour voter
gamers
>>2038237483
>>203823647>£250k investment portfoliosWowDo you really think that's a lot of money?
>>203823808filthy filthy things to lea and elle
>labour is better for poorer people and not rich peoplewow who would have thought it
/Brit/ weed smokers>mikey>190>DTFIC>non-conscious cucknadian>gingerpedo>al mountain /Brit/ weed haters>Diego>Spaino>Craven >Employed Woman >catyankWhose side are you on?
>>203823793Yes mate!*replaces you with 10 muslims *
I was raped my entire life.
Lads in /brit/ whose ceilings look like this are worried about Starmer's tax hike
>>203823843>/Brit/ weed haters>>Diego>>Spaino>>Craven >>Employed Woman >>catyankadd Are Commiemong to that list
>>203823835Rich people will be fineThe unretarded working class will be fucked
always sunny should've ended at series 11
>>203823808where is the gameplay?
>>203823843Catyank said he used to smoke weed.
>>203823852you tarqs are the ones that want immigrants not us
>>203823696Want to show the class where he said that?
>>203823715As a Marine, i know Spee, a pocket battle battle heavy cruiser. How he approcached agaist a convoy.
/brit/ should have ended at thread #11
>>203823808Kojima hasn't made a good game since MGS3
>>203823696>Keir said he's going to tax everyone with stocks and sharesI seriously doubt they'll touch ISAs which lets you buy 20k of shares each year without paying tax on capital gains
brutal moggy
>>203823892Labour are famously anti immigration
>>203823808holy shit DS is up there in my list of buyers remorse and tricked-by-/v/ dont know how anyone can find this shit fun
>>203823928as are the tories
>>203823914me on the leftaverage sized man on the right
>Bro you don't get it, soon it will cost too much to even BE a Landlord!
>>203823403>>203823662*punts Diego*>>203823600Well said
>>203823911>I seriously doubt they'll touch ISAsThen you're wrong, people with ISAs arent considered working class he literally said this today, anyone whos not working class has to pitch in more, he said this today too
>>203823914he's a big guy
>>203823910Youre bang wrong on that one lad, MGSV is great
Britain should be split into at least 6 countries
we NEED to pay more taxes to pay for immigrants houses rorke
>>203823928blair was already a business owner and his family were literal aristocracy. just bad optics and subterfuge. tarqs are the real enemy and it's always been a class war
>>203823832Post balance
don't know how people get fat
>votes for sixth formers>taxing private schools>crushing landlords>closer relationship to the EU>supporting based Israel>20mph limit>proper pay rises for workers>pensioners crushed into dust >tarqs gambling with money BTFOLeft wing GODS are gonna run wild and change Britain beyond all recognition hahahahaAre Keir was moderate in campaigning but in power he will be a radical.Pave the tory shires.
haircut isas down to 50k eachanymore and you are hoarding wealth
>>203823949Never claimed they were? Youre the one that only sees 2 parties
>>203824003eat a lot, don't move much
>Bro, I'm straight up worried about the wider economic impacts on the working class of Starmer's proposed CGT rise, and don't get me started on the proposals for bricks & mortar asset speculation
Quaver muching rejects ITT.
>>203823935the sound track was really good, i plan on listen the ds 2 soundtrack on spotify
>>203823994John prescott too i suppose? Where as Enoch Powell was a tarq?
British niggas shouldn't say the word "bro"
Torymongs gone quiet
>>203824003Drink solely sugary drinks instead of water
>>203824074it's replaced mate amongst young people
>>203824076you won the argument adam congratsyou don't have to start spamming on belgium now
>>203823950cute
>>203824076No one here is a tory. Right wing but not tory
>>203824063tarqs who own businesses want cheap labour, hence immigrantsit is a two side political issue. one wants them in for public services, the other wants them in for economic growth
>>203823965>people with ISAs arent considered working class do you have a source for that
>>203823953close enough!
>>203823914catbergers
Devolved Cornish Parliament
Total Spainlad Victory. You love to see it.
fucking hell. been sticking 20 quid a month in my isa for 2 years and now starmer's after it. voting tory next time round
>>203824139Stop being gay, you know that's illegal over there.
>>203824136https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgqy8v7ze0ko
>>203824184I put all my money into physical assets so that filthy commies can't steal it
voting labour next election mesomeone's got to fund my bennies
>>203823832yes. if i had 250k id take it out in cash and roll around on it then spend it all within days
>>203824139stinky~
>>203824186no worries im just bored
>He said he thought of a working person as someone who “goes out and earns their living, usually paid in a sort of monthly cheque" and who can't "write a cheque to get out of difficulties".If youre not living pay cheque to pay cheque then you will be taxed and you will be punished tarq scum
>>203824214Yes bruv, gotta stay womfy
Ah, Greece. East meets west. The occident meets the orient.
bought 5 tesco doughnuts to eat with my weekend coffees. done them all in within half an hour of getting home
invest in blu rays
>>203824139190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of کوالا لومڤور (that’s Kuala Lumpur for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your pet rock! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
on my current wage starmer is going to take 40% of my paycheque
always take the path of least resistance in life meotherwise you're just going against the universe to survive which doesn't seem sensible. and when you try and go up against the universe bad things happen usually
>>203824253state enforced subhumanity, anyone not wasting their money on mcdonalds and lottery tickets will be forced to their level
Remember Alan the Algerian?
>>203824259Just brown people without spicy food
>>203824139
why doesnt the governmnet just create more wealth if they need some
life is hell
sir savings raider
>>203824310Some Greeks can be surprisingly pale and light eyed.
>>203824317this is the thing lad, they can and they do. and the people closer to the top where they're able to print money skim a lot of it off the top. goes all into their pockets
>>203824317Keir Starmer is doing exactly that but britchuds stay seething
>>203824139Nice Sunday socks mate
honestly this lot live the life of rileyneed a kick up the arse
>>203824210your my bank now
>>203824278I agree. Be like water. Go with the flow. People make it too difficult for themselves.
>>203824057only played far enough to catch some low roar and silent poets but yeah the soundtrack did hit, went in expecting mgsv only to get that shit baka
>>203824338he's creating wealth my stealing my savings!and sending it all to Israel!
YOU VILL OWN NUFFIN AND LIKE IT
>>203824342Do these monkeys know not to shit in the springs
>>203824342get those hot springs taxed. they can't get away with it
>>203824342Wonder what theyd do if you got in with them
Won't someone please think of the landlords for Christ's sake
(8) I want to be the very best,Like no one ever was.To catch them is my real test,To train them is my cause.I will travel across the land,Searching far and wide.Teach Pokemon to understand,The power that's inside. (8)
seriously though if capital gains goes up to 39% then I'm moving to china
>>203822928these taste like pure diabetes. way too sweet
i've reached levels of over you can't contemplate
sir disabled raper
>>203824260always the way. i cant buy anything sweet or i demolish it asap.
>>203824342
>>203824342Posts like this are what make /brit/. A real diamond in the rough. Great stuff.
>>203824416No inheritance tax in china either. Really makes you think
>>203818439>>203818439new
>>203824342>life of rileywat
>>203824003>>203824260
>>203824468>>203824468>>203824468
>>203824362i know right. hasn't the universe given us enough?
>>203824486More than enough. It’s easy street time.
