bogey ball edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sir cheese grater
>>203824468
>>203824468>From 2002-2004, Ford was constantly collecting his bogies in an eggcup and making them into a ball, in an attempt to create an egg-sized mass. Mucus is essentially comprised of dust and skin cells, so this work is actually a physical record of all the different places the artist has been and people he's met. The work was originally displayed in a broken eggcup, within a glass case, with an accompanying printed story.
bank run now
>>203824529thisbuy gold NOW
>>203818439
>>203824536Gold price unironically went up recently. You fucked it
>>203824545wasn't very interesting first time you linked it mate
rorke frantically scrambling to save his £63 in tesla
Lads in /brit/ who bring vouchers to farmfoods are concerned about Starmer's tax hikes
>>203824545fuck off you dog
YOU: battling up against the universe trying to achieve earthly immaterial gain and more resourceI: going in accordance with the universe understanding that it has already expanded a great deal of energy and given us the greatest gift one could askyour relationship with the universe should be a perfect union. philosophicat and sargon of akkad talk about this
>>203824567what's a good appreciative asset that is overlooked?
>wasn't very interesting first time you linked it mate
The guys in sverigetraden are actually terrible people Spending all day making fun of people with downs
>>203824619Investing in yourself
>Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, better known as Tommy Robinson, has been charged with failing to provide the pin to his mobile phone under Schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act, Kent police said.
can’t think of anything I’d rather do less than drink when i feel like this.might feel alright momentarily but the prospect of even the slightest hangover on top of feeling like this is horrifying
>>203824628They’re borderline normies compared to norgetråden which is probably the most autistic general on this board
>>wasn't very interesting first time you linked it mate
Invest in bog roll. People will always poo.
Rorke wondering whether the 3 acre plot he bought on the moon is going to be subject to the CGT increase
>>203824628You posted some dumb yank shite in sverige and the bigger boys called you a retard did they?There there mate, don't worry about them
just went woke
Remember when an African immigrant stabbed three white British girls to death and then there were riots all over the country then the government organised a fake counter protest then the riots stopped.
>>203824468>>203824520i feel ill
>>203824654It's definitely 1966
>>203824697No idea what you're talking about Rorke
>>203824675brown hands
>>203824654state of this country, good on him though
>>203824697Your government actually went insane over thatHauled off any protestors they could identify
>>>wasn't very interesting first time you linked it mate
InterestingChatGPT says historically gold has been the best investment. Didn't expect that Says that the stock market has only been reliablely appreciating since the 1970s and real estate has not been a reliable investment vehicle
>>203824697think what happened is they mass arrested them to put the scare in people
Rorke burying his Prince Phillip £5 commemorative coin at the bottom of the garden
>finally I have the budget to look at cars in the 30k price range>I know, I'll buy a 1.5 VW TiguanWhy do people do this? If they looked at their 20 year old selves and told them they bought a slow gay egg for 30 grand instead of a Mustang or an M3 after all their hard graft they'd get knocked out
tarq and rorke teamed up
>>203824697What's this called
>>203824619Water by sounds of it
>>203824751
ChatGPT won't tell you this so I will.The best investment you can make, is to invest in yourself.
For me its the MountainGorillahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WsmOhm2Qc
tulsi gabbard sex arse
Invest in ruthenium and iridium
>>203824710how do you know my pin?
>>203824677
>>203824829Not real materials
>>203824697Remember when there was a bigger (mostly peaceful) demonstration that had politicians kneeling and british culture attacked and at points demolished. And it was all fine?
Got gfberg a diamond bracelet for christmasGetting nowt else though, broke the bank that one
>>203824697yes i recall the shitty summer of '24
>>203824897bad investmentwhat if she leaves you?
>>203824897bollocks, you got it from argos
t
you know what you wanna do with that rightyou wanna put a banging donk on it
rorke buying his missus a fake diamond bracelet from argos and hoping she doesn't know the difference
>>203824887>crossed his name outWho's racist?
Just to clarify: ChatGPT says gold is the most STABLE investment, as it reliably appreciates by 4-5% year over year and has for centuries. It isn't necessarily the best choice if you are looking to maximize short term gains, but more if you are some Rothschild type trust officer protecting your family's coffers There have
>>203824959s and p 500 and call it a day
south niggas stand upweak niggas man up
>>203824897hope she cucks you, would be a right laff(i don't, it's a very nice gift)
>>203824887there should be fire under churchill
>>203824959Gold is basically just a hedge against inflation
>>203824959you are a terrible poster
>>203824934tuneage
>>203824520>the artistart really has gone to complete shit over the past century huh
it grilled chicken night
>>203824934Electro
got my dj equipment in the mail today wahey hope it works
>>203825009I have the confidence to use a name so you can judge my posting history. You don't.
>>203825042no its notbe quiet
>>203825042on the george floydman?
invested all my money into fool's gold
>>203825085nah from the local fast food joint
>>203825110you need a paki to grill a bit of chicken for you?
>>203825110imagine the paki jizz
feeling very depresed rn
just took this pic on the walk home
>>203825127yeah cba going to tescos
>>203825148cheer up mate, things are only getting worse
little paki fella on a bike bringing me some slop tonight
You agreed to the social contract, Rorke.Nassim will get your taxed earnings
going to transfer all my money to my brother and kill myself tonight
>>203825068I am confident that you are a terrible poster
>>203825202don't recall signing anything
stormzy says 'trans rights'
My 4chan posting rig
Living the life of riley
>>203825206why not use that money and book a sesh with bambi blacks? take your mind off things for a while
In bed farting
>>203825233United Grimdom
>>203825101smatresty brist poster
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7pRqaIX64Chooooooooooon oh my dayssss such a dutty choon
v. anxious & depressed
united knigdom. the k is silent
ohhhh dommy dommy... ohhh dommy dommy wobson
>>203825304>nooooo why can't he just break the lawww
>>203824949was
>>203825342Pretty sure they say youre not supposed to give your password to anyone
>>203825315attention seeker
What's your favorite pillow you love?
Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.
>>203825383sad little man you are mocking are late queen like that
>>203825383
at the stationtoil status: done
Going rooning soon
Got a job and I hated it so I got a different job and I hate this one too. Might go back to being a scrounger.Is there a job where you just turn up and get on with whatever it is you have to do? Worst part of jobs is spending most of the day interacting with colleagues and pretending to be a normal person. I want to be locked in a wagie cage not awkwardly skirt around the fact I have no hobbies or life.
>>203825368yeah that's why he's been arrested
>>203825409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjKmCxyKmas
>>203825434massive tune
>>203825383Bought one of these years ago and it's still very comfortable, no idea how people sleep on normal pillows.
wheres the october surprise then
>>203825409blud's going to work in AF1s looooool
>>203825409State of those laces lmfao
reminder leftypol has full support of international business, the state, the media meanwhile rorke has support of gammons, incels and gamers
>>203825416have one meeting a week for wfhtoil and speak to other people maybe twice a week other than that. couldn't imagine being in an office hearing mongs talking about inane shite all day
>>203824468I was compared to Dexter today because I killed a raccoon with a baseball bat
>>203825423Why has he been arrested?
>>203825451Next week when Reeves fucks us all over
>>203825461>relacing your shoes everyou have too much time on your hands
>>203825409why are there button holes on both sides of the coat
>>203825481You don't tie your laces?
rorke getting stopped by traffic police and them asking to show his bussy. rorke getting arse raped in a lay-by for a few hours
>>203825472Tonight's the night.
>>203825494My carer removes the buttons because I keep chewing on them and accidentally swallowed one once
>>203825503This happened to my mate Rorke
>>203825416alri mozza
>>203825472what was it borking?
bacon bacon butty timehttps://youtu.be/yhUuSXu_NfE?t=475
>>203825494there's buttons on both sidescan't say I've ever buttoned it up thoughbeit
meltdown incoming
https://youtu.be/Y2gkeSLvdmY
>>203825402It's respectful compared to the underpants I got
>>203825562show us the undies
just invented dancing
watching that mayli scene again
>>203825515Kek
>>203824284grim
>>203825612WOW man
just realised my train's been cancelled FUCKS sake
Can’t even imagine the noncing that has occurred to the choristers for the king’s college choir over the yearsjust like a conveyor belt for noncery. probably every British government official lining up to do it
>>203825623Faustian
>>203825640
prophetic
might get a ticket for the euro, any good numbers going?
wish it was still fashionable to shag female colleagues in the office
>>203825672go random or risk losing your sanity
for me it's 18 year old Avril Lavigne
cronems… gherkins.. timmies.. was it all a dream?
>>203825637warcraft 3?
>>203825640it's been a very shit friday for toilers today
>>203825648Enough about your fantasies though
>>203825672>63mcouldn't even retire if you won that
>>203825640sorry
11% own UK stocks, compared to 62% of Americans. The Prime Minister's priority should be getting these numbers up, not demonising those who are prudent and invest.
rip artist scum
>>203825713t. King Charles
got an oven pizza happening at 3am
>>203825690burned the coal
>>203825668checked
>>203825735what genre of pizza?
oh how exciting another staged arrest of tommy robinson, make sure you keep donating for his 'legal fees' does anyone even fall for the theater anymore?
>>203825733This nigga thinks kings college choir is some choir run by king charles.
Sir Cliff Richard and Sir Trevor McDonald court-side of Centre Court on day thirteen of the Wimbledon Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club (2024)
replaying a classic
>>203825648>king’s collegethere are life 50 of those
>>203825725>The most recent official statistics show that in 2020, 11% of British households held shares in UK companies, with 12% holding stocks and shares ISAs.Genuinely mad
>at the pub last night with my mate when a girl comes over>she says hi and pulls me into a quieter area to talk>"your friend you're here with is hot, do you think I could get his number?"It not right
there's literally nothing to live for any more
I wonder if anyone who ever lived, but was capable of doing so i.e. wasn't severely disabled, didn't masturbate
>>203825798why is she asking you for his number?
>>203825798just say yeh and give her your own
stocks and shares ISA up to 9k now de laderinos
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38qQRg3UDI
>>203825793>Genuinely madwhy?
>>203825837Probably checking if he was single
>>203825849thats literally rape
>>203825798That’s demonicGet them imprisoned
>>203825858Albanian whore
>>203825853lol, mines at 30k, stay poor
get the experts arrested
>>203825859Even mongs on here have ISAS. More than 10% of people buy package holidays to spain or cyprus but dont invest in their future
>>203825896got 53k in my cash isayou?
>>203825891actually she transitioned to latin american
make 30k a month from substack members on my telegram x
>>203825849Because she knew that poster would give her the time of day and be able to pull him aside but deemed his friend too attractive and was worried about being rejected
>>203825825there was always that one kid in your class who denied he ever did while his face turned a deep crimson
cold, dark and wet out
>cash isa
>>203825793buying UK stocks is outright penalised by our tax system compared to US / global stocks because you have to pay stamp duty on UK but not foreign stocks
gia paige wank on the cards
>>20382591898k
>>203825946love it
>>203825954got 22k in bondsyou?
can't remember if I brought a plastic bag with me or nothope I did because I want to buy beers tonight
Stand to inherit £2 million and will be selling the house to get another £1.2 million.
10 euromillions millionaire raffle winners tonight. surely I win at least one of those
>>203825950this is one of the dumbest policies I have ever known
>>203825966corr lovely. what you going to do with all that dosh? fortnight in tenerife with the lads?
>>203825966hope you get taxed and gaped by Are Kier tbqh
>>203825929No she's sounds like the Albanian whores you see here all the time
>>203825984hate to inform you but quite literally all me
>>203825961Got 0 in bonds actually would like to win the bond lottery thing
>>203825986UK companies don't want UK citizens to own their shares so it works out.
>>203826008my 22k is in normal fixed bonds, not premium bonds, i don't have them either. might in the futurei've got a new job for next year and it should allow me to just about max my ISA allowance. with what's left over, i'll put it into Premium Bonds
any "not got much left in me" man in haha
joan of arc in in latex
investmentposting started a day early not a trend I'm enjoying
>>203826029why's that then?
>>203825798"sorry love i dont think he would appreciate that, seeing as he is gay"
>>203825950I read somewhere that a sensible policy would be for 30% of an ISA to be british stocks to qualify for tax free status. Obviously the government doesnt want to for whatever reason
Buy Nvidia hold for at least 5 years.
me? unemployed, about 14k left in savings, no other assets, just whittling it down one month at a time
>>203825984can't win if you don't play, buy more tickets
Frogposters ordering a Paki pizza with garlic bread and a side of unwashed hands after wiping their Paki arse
deary me rorke
>>203826053Because they hate the British public. Those shares are for Saudis, Emirates and previously Russian oligarchs only.
>>203826076what happens when you run out?
>>203826030premium bonds are gay go for a guaranteed 4.5% fixed rater insteas
>>203826044what if she was joan of fart where would it go
>>203826035yh
>>203826076the plan, officer?
meet the king
>>203826076based
>>203826111her suit would start floating
>>203826108I get 4.7% on an easy access Cash ISAfeels good man
>>203826044Imagine what those English lads did to her after they caught her before burning her aha
does having a stocks and shares isa count as owning stocks
honey dijon dj kicks mixis goodi rec
>>203826087utterly fucking hate this cunt
imagine saving all that and then dying in a freak accident lol you'd be fuming (in the afterlife of course)
me? one lucky dip on the euro, 65,000,000 coming my way.
eat the king
>>203826150yeah
>>203826138>4.7% first year>we can change the interest rate at anytime
I see like this and think what's even the pointthe year before this it was £6000
all these savings are literally the reason for inflation btw. it will continue until you lot come down to earth and are living off government gruel
>>203826151diegs how does it feel knowing you will NEVER beat the allegations
>>203825954Wel I have 988k stay poor
last 6 digits of this post are the winning numbers btw lads
>>203826190ISAs and bonds are all tax free so this doesn't matter to me
>>203826160I dont buy unless its 90million +. Any other sum is beneath me
when smokey sings
>>203826107>>203826119nothinghurtling towards the edge and hoping for a miracle, enjoying it while I can
can't imagine southerners would be made to put up with this
>Labour row as Starmer suggests landlords are not ‘working people’ - It comes as the Treasury minister refused to say whether those who rent out properties would be covered by Labour’s manifesto promiserorke wont like this one bit
>>203826228ktim except i'm open to a cide when the funds are gone
>>203826228think about it logically, why would a miracle happen to YOU of all people? no offense
>>203826223surely you have a higher chance in the lower sums that not many people partake in
dinner at 5, ain't right
>>203825735how do you have th energy to stay up so late doing nothing but dshitposting on brit>>203826207?
>>203826247A train ticket for under £10? Could only dream of such luxuries
did the maths one I think Euromillions reaches and expected value of 1/2 the ticket cost at about 150M, so I don't even give it a look in until 9 figures
cheeky 'cide on the cards is it?
>>203826247southern rail are notoriously bad
>>203825668checked, kekked, shiggy diggyed and KTIM'd
>>203826272not to me specifically. the world in general perhaps. perhaps pooteen will turn us into a glowing green crater, who knows>>203826268never kill yourself
>>203826302Love a cheeky cide me
Thirdie life is undeniably more fun than ours Worried about budgets and stocks here and they are just posting the country they are from having fun
>>203826328why not
>>203826302cider? yuckget a beer down yer throat
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>>203826352Diego mentioned
>>203826251can't wait for next wednesday it's going to be brilliant. need 3 monitors at least. bbc stream, a business reaction, twitter, brit, pol, the lot
saw a fella with a banana on the rail platformseemed odd to me but I'm not sure it isjust doesn't seem like banana weather I suppose
>>203825668What was that massive spike in 2024? April fools?
>>203826285vile sexual deviant, we're onto you spencer
why do all these dua lipa songs sound like tame impala ones
>>203826355it is the greatest act of cowardice and selfishness and an affront to the human spirit
>>203826060too complicated to keep track of
>>203826374you can't even pronounce the middle of the word mirror
Been feeling light headed for the last two weeks and can't get rid of it.
>>203826413yeh but why would any of that matter once you're dead
>>203826431Meerur
>>203826425Theyve got computers nowadays.
>>203826413What, worse than anal?
>>203826435starmer taxing the air out of your head
>>203826439yeah guess it doesn't once you've done the act so
>>203826199Long term savings have a deflationary effect
>>203826404projectr on
>>203826444lies. you lot talk about a middle eastern lad called amir on the wall
>>203826439Are you dead?
>>203826399Yep. /int/ has a spike every May for Eurovision.
I've slowly retreated to one small corner of this website (/brit/) and ignore the wider community I once used to be a part of (other boards)just like in real life haha
Electromyrmococcus Article Talk Read Edit View historyToolsAppearanceText Small Standard LargeWidth Standard WideColor (beta) Automatic Light DarkFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaElectromyrmococcusTemporal range: BurdigalianPreꞒꞒOSDCPTJKPgNE. abductus carried by Acropyga glaesariaScientific classification Edit this classificationDomain: EukaryotaKingdom: AnimaliaPhylum: ArthropodaClass: InsectaOrder: HemipteraSuborder: SternorrhynchaFamily: PseudococcidaeSubfamily: RhizoecinaeGenus: †ElectromyrmococcusWilliams, 2001Species †E. abductus †E. inclusus †E. reginaeElectromyrmococcus is an extinct genus of mealybug in the Pseudococcidae subfamily Rhizoecinae.[1] The genus currently contains three species, all[1] from the early Miocene, Burdigalian stage, Dominican amber deposits on the island of Hispaniola.[2] >>203824468
one of the greyest days in living memory
>>203826251unironically need starmer to go full mao on landshits
>>203826472thanks for giving away knowledge for nothing when you could be getting paid for it. call yourself an economist Lmaooo
>>203826199Mental how leftypol would believe this if Starmer told him so
Cody bro look in the meer
>>203826504I get banned everywhere else
>>203826398see it say it sorted
>>203826504>>203826538same :{brits are too neurdivergent
>>203826505
>>203826451there need to be people to sign off on ot and check things if there's any disputesand politicians keep fiddling with those sorts of figures so said people need to be constantly on top of thingsnot saying it can't be done just that it will be more expensive to run than the current system
got my job btwoffered it orally at least, not signed anything yet
>>203826579When’re you doing it anally
>>203826431>>203826479Butthurt jock
>>203826579>offered it orally at least,the old who-you-know-and-who-you-blow is ir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q6go0G49A0Erm, it seems he wasn't just rapping.
mad how every horror movie used to have a sydney sweeney level babe
50k in my ISA. Started maxing out contributions a couple of months ago. Cheers x
imagine thinking landlords are the problem
>>203826610boomer cope
doing a nostalgic watchI'll miss music videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6meCXQ6UKb0
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh!Gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang!
just seems like the economy is getting better for people who have money and shite for everyone else
>>203826616owning a house is not a job
>>203826616the only problem with landlords is that they haven't all been violently killed
>>203826624Non-seq
>>203826374were scots ever butthurt about willie? like indians were about apu?
>>203826579not a done deal then is itanyway nice oneI haven't even had an interview in god knows how longgiving up until the new year I reckon now
>>203826624huh? this is something you can empirically verify just by watching old horror movies
>>203826641non-sex
>>203826633CopeVast majority of landlords have jobs
>>203826636>>203826633who knew brit had so many communists?
>>203826605Looks like a cross between denzel Washington and louis zaha
>>203826704>>203826704>>203826704
mad how big the ramifications are for killing another person
>>203826614Youre part of the 11% now tarq
>>203826295Once its past like 30MM isnt the only thing that matters the number of players. Because youll probably enjoy nearly the same lifestyle with 30MM or 300MM, at least measured relative to the life you can comfortably lead at 30k
