autumn edition >>203833002previous
Life is so unfair
jsut ate a PB&J and Im still famished
>>203838494winter is my favorite season
I love reggie
Be right back forum
>>203838427I was about to say this looks like shit but I remembered in elementary school I ate 25 cent pizza every day and it was somehow good.
I love reggie rabbit
>>203838544i haven't eaten today i need to do that
>>203838598what did he mean by this
my high school had domino's pizza every day but then they stopped and went back to the disgusting obama pizza that's like 95% plastic cheese
>>203838494Hate cleaning up those leaves
>>203838494>autumn>>>/int/britFOBfuck canada too while im at it
>>203838508this high effort post went under the radar and it's a shame, i love your song anon
I HATE reggie
Shut up
>>203838656shut up fat
best time of the year
>>203838665Nah that was my first (only) take, not too mad lol
>>203838656im not british that's just what the season is called both are correct >>203838649but they are so pretty
just played half-life alyx for a few hoursquite a fun game desu, I know a lot of people think vr is just a meme and porn machine but I'm love it
>>203838693Tfw no leaf boifarm
>>203838719:x
>>203838709Too scarry real life situation flr me
anyone want anything from the convenience store
Horse shopsBen GarrisŎn
>>203838805a sugar free red bull please
Tfw no horse riding gf
>>203838857Hello kitty is a cat
>>203838857why would u drink sugar free red bull it tastes like pissthe only good red bull is the flavored ones but those aren't sugar free (cringe)
>>203838857This image but with reggie
>>203838805Can you get me a chocolate muscle milk and a bag of witch fingers (bugles)?
>>203838805Takis ofc. Party size
Want sex. Need sex. Must have sex.
i need that pussy popping on my dick
>>203838805organic strawberries ples
>>203838930This but gf or bf
>>203838886>Kitty White, is a fictional character created by Yuko Shimizu, currently designed by Yuko Yamaguchi, and owned by the Japanese company Sanrio. Sanrio depicts Hello Kitty as a British anthropomorphized white cat with a red bow and no visible mouth. >Jill Koch, the senior vice president of marketing and brand management at Sanrio, appeared on Today on Thursday and said, "Hello Kitty is not a cat," and "she's actually a little girl.”>Koch then told the TV show that Hello Kitty, who "weighs three apples" and is five apples tall, grew up in the London suburbs with her twin sister, Mimmy, their parents and the family's pet cat named Charmmy Kitty.hello kitty is not a cat she even has a pet cat this debate has already been settled by the highest court in the land (sanrio themselves) and i don't care about your headcanon >>203838891i don't want the calories i just want the caffeine
>>203838805I also want a sugar free Red Bull. Or a sugar free Monster, any flavor because they're all good b
>>203838950This but she also needs to fart on my nuts
Good afternoon big belly Americans
>>203838994what I'm saying is just get a sugar free monster at that pointtastes way better than sugar free red bulls do and same caffeine contentspeaking of, time for another cuppa I think
>>203839039i've never really drank monster i know it's popular but i've been drinking red bull since i was in high school pretty much i never felt the need to try anything elsewhat sugar free monster would you recommend me to try first i've had the full sugar green ones and they were okay
I wish I'd paid attention in school (it's fun). I wish I was a little bit tallerI wish I was a ballerWish I'd finished the rs fishing trawler
All my post ideas are dumb so I'll refrain from posting for a while
I am sofa king hung ree
>>203839096this never stops me
I've been trying to figure out why I feel tired suddenly, then I remembered I've been awake since 11am yesterday
>>203838570>American >stereotypical>AmericanWe ARE /THE/ Americans!
>leaves falling seasonget fucked dad, im homeless miles away from you, guess who isnt going to be racking up leaves or picking up twigs THIS year (I still love my dad and need him terribly)
>>203839077this one is my favoritenectar of the gods desu, gas stations usually have a 2 for $5 on them too
>>203839103i wonder what she's dreaming about
>>203839103Mf having a nightmare
>>203839125Upvote. 7 million dollars reddit gold.for you
Momberg is on the phone with insuranceberg after the car accidentThey better get me a new truck
>>203839035Hello leaf. How's the meese doing
I don't believe anyone who says they're "homeless" on 4chan. I do not believe that posting on 4chan is on your hierarchy of needs above shelter
>>203839145okay ill get this one if they have it and another one just whichever one catches my eye ill report back later on i think i'm going out tonight so i'll need it to stay up >>203839163are you okay
stop adding 'berg' to everything, you god damn redditors
>>203839201Worse than reddit its a /brit/ meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2OHK2xzSy8
>>203839224I'll never use it again. I feel so dirty and stupid now
>>203839247it's okay anon we all make mistakes
>>203839190you'll like it I promise, shit's fire
my alien light burned out :<
>>203839247I never used it because jason is the one who started using it here
Tfw no milkstein tittyblyatt gf to milk and be cowberg
uhh did tampermonkey die for anyone else? 4chanx is DED
>>203839299Jason
>>203839035afternoon bud
>>203839190Yea im ok truck is fucky wuckyd tho
>>203839399wtf. how did that happen?
went outside today. that was a bad idea
>>203839399what even happened hereglad you're okay though
>>203839325disable and re-enablefixed it for me a few days ago
I think about him every day>Thank Odin I was homeschooledone of the funniest pound for pound sentences the history of 4channel
>>203839399u fat, boy. why'd you wreck into somebody else huh
imma give your mom the pound for pound
Going to target BRB
>>203839457i wish i remembered more of the funny posts i read here, i usually only remember the especially nasty or violent ones for some reasonone anon said he wanted to give me a 'travis the chimp' style beating and i have not forgotten that for some reason i miss the anon that would do the drawings on his phone
>>203839504I only remember the deranged posts. There was one poster who mocked wagies then admitted he taught piano lessons and then years later he said he performed "concerts" I don't think he's worked a day in his life
>>203839298What's an alien light
>>203839504That was meI sing songs now and only got one (You) D:
how much is like a piano lesson, like a 100 bucks for 2-3 hours with a kid? do that every day that's 700 every week
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1729892491521755.webm
>>203839616i just have a little light that has a happy alien on it on a spaceship by my nightstand and the bulb when out and i can't change it because the bottom is glued shut>>203839625well i liked your song for what it's worth anon
>>203839446huh said it updated and won't work now. enable doesn't do anything, gonna have to dig deeper I guess
Getting good at the forklift
>>203839705Slow is smooth
What's the best place to find jobs? I've been looking at indeed and zip recruiter.
>>203839742try at your local mcdicks
>>203839742Any job? I got a job before just driving around the industrial area and calling all the numbers on random help wanted signs.
>>203839742linkedin and indeed are where I've had the most success
>>203839416>>203839431Lady turned left through intersection while i was going straightAnd this is in bfe rural nowhere so it was a highway at 50 mphShe went right into my wheel wellIm all ok>>203839469Im not dat fat my waist is like 40 inches thoIm losing it ok im down like 60lb this year :(
>>203839742Depends what kind of job. For just shitty low wage jobs, call people on craigslist or just apply on their site with name & #. Dont waste too much time anywhere and dont even bother making a resume.
>>203839742idk but I applied to jobs on indeed and missed a call and called them back and it was one of those sketchy for profit universities and they knew my name so I'm scared
When the hell does Rogan upload his podcast? Isn't it recorded in Texas? It's late as fuck already there
>>203839793>crash in a ranger vs probably a modern crossoverDamn you're lucky you still have legs
>>203839847State of your life
>>203839773I fucking might.>>203839786Is that a big city thing? I've don't see stuff like that around here.>>203839805I just need a part time job while I'm going to college.
>>203839878Huh? The fuck are you talking about?
>>203839871I have great karmaBut im feelin 90% fine just a little nagging pain in my adductor feelsnlike i pulled something probably from kicking my door open lol
>>203839399why are you fat?
>>203839900I don't live in a city, but there are a ton of small manufacturing businesses near me. Probably depends on area.
>>203839904Sitting on the edge of your seat spamming refresh for a Glow Rogan drop
>>203839924Ham it up and try and get some money from the person that hit you.
>>203839504i'm still around now and then. not in the way you are accustomed to, regrettably. this is the last thing i was working on circa august, washingtons address at newburgh. i don't figure to ever finish it so i don't mind posting it incomplete it's already a masterpiece in this state anyway. thank you very much for thinking of me
>>203839174They are fine
>>203839871rangers seem pretty solid, all metal and shit they'll probably roll over some gay plastic hybrid
>>203840041No dude 3rd gen rangers are not solid in a crashEspecially versus a crossover that has 1000lbs on it
>>203839958It's an interview of particular historical importance. What do you get excited for?
Momberg makes the worst food
shut the fuck up, Jason
>>203840121My mom was a terrible cook for all of my childhood and most of my adulthood She isn't even white but seemed to believe salt was a demonic force and didn't seem to realize that other spices exist
>>203840019i'm just glad you're okay mostly your drawings got really dark and depressing and then you seemingly mysteriously vanished how i could i not worrybut this puts me at at ease thanks for helping me close this loose end, hope everything is going okay for you
when you think about it, this election is gonna be so close that this joe rogan episode might decide the next president
>>203839934 :( >>203839793This shiet is unironically a size too big so it hangs off me im not THAT fat i promise
>>203840178>didn't seem to realize that other spices existSame except my mom is "healthy" so we only eat plain chicken, rice and vegetables
the new episode of talk tuah will announce the winner
>this grifter podcast is the nail in the coffin we need to SINK Shamala's campaign!
mother used to put effort into cooking, and I enjoyed her food a lot. things took a turn for worst by the time I turned 20.
>>203840230this was my experience my mom was a weight watchers cultist so we only had the most bland depressing meals ever for a long time. it turns out that fat is actually not that bad for you like everyone was freaking out about in the 90s trying to remove it from literally everything and it makes food taste good
they knew what they were doing(also based)
>>203840280Grifter podcast? Joe doesn't even sell anything Zoomers really just use whatever words are buzzing around and sound good
>>203840234Depends on how he does. If he goes full retard, it might have the opposite effect. I think he'll be able to keep it cool since he hasn't really sperged out on any of the other podcasts and I doubt Joe is gonna throw any hardball questions.
>>203840324lollmao
After 15 years on 4chan I finally started screenshotting funny shit and saving it about 2 years ago. Too many funny postshave been lost to time by my shitty memory
>>203840324>Joe doesn't even sell anythingretard
>>203840291>weight watchers cultistSame but it was the whole30
>>203840357That is a sponsor Do you think anyone who airs ads or commercials is a grifter?
joe rogan is 'the view' for men
why is the new anti spam timer thing on this board?they should only put it on /pol/ and maybe /vg/does this if somebody is traveling and hopping IP's and different wifi's they are going to have to wait 15 minutes every fucking time?
>>203840381Post a funny one then
>Christianity 2.4 billion people >Islam 1.9 billion people>Hinduism 1.2 billion people >Unaligned / Spiritual but not Religious 700 million people >Buddhism 500 million people >Atheists500 million people >Chinese Religion400 million people >All other religions 100 million people>Sikhism30 million people >Judaism 16 million people
>>203840422
>>203840431I save what I find funny. If you don't you can go play a record backwards and kys
>>203840428I had 2 waits today on the same ip within an hour
>>203840176>>203840176>>203840176>>203840176>>203840176
I wonder how much money joe is gonna make from this episode alone
>>203840459there is no good reason for that
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/17ubaqj/i_compiled_all_products_joe_rogan_has_ever/
>>203840426WWE is The View for men. If you ever watched The View you'd know it's mostly fighting
>>203839399it's a ford fuckin ranger!
>>203840452Do you expect him to say his sponsor is trash? Do you know how sponsors work? Just say you dislike Joe Rogan and be honest about it
>>203840291>it turns out that fat is actually not that bad for youIt still kinda is thougheverbeit. The pendulum has swung too hard in the opposite direction from the 1990's, and now too many idiots act as though deep frying everything and sticking a pound of butter down your gullet with every meal is perfectly fine, so long as you avoid carbs, which is of course complete nonsense.CICO is and always will be the most sensible approach, and it's very hard to include fatty foods in your diet if you actually count your calories.
>>203840458I played this record backwards and it says >ur a faget
>>203840538just admit he's a grifter and your golden god is a shill, bozo
>>203840497>Redditor hates Joe Rogan Now it makes sense
>>203840505my mom would watch that shit in the morning when i lived with my parents and it made me want to kill myself it's just a 1 hour of them being catty to each other and smiling and pretending everything is okay
>>203840505I hate watch the view every now and then
>>203840538He should have stuck to making sexy sluts eat bugs and animal penises on tvThat guy is a gay clown
>>203840577>joe rogan sub >hates roganyoure not only an idiot but youre illiterate
>>203840187i can see your fat gut peeking out under your shirt. you are FAT
>>203840598Why should he have done that? Making a podcast was one of the best business decisions he made
>chudtranny hoursMiss me with that
>>203840540it's amazing how there's so many competitors in the "diet industry" when anyone can just count calories at home i understand that if you're an athlete or something and you need someone to really closely scrutinize your nutrition, but that's an edge case
Really really wanna jerk off but I'm doing nofap, this sucks bros
>>203840606Ok For what reason was it posted to this general
>>203840631I don't really care it was a jokeFunny how popular a moron with no personality is though, must resonate well with his audience.
Zyzzbrah...we miss you...
why would somebody follow me on duolingohe sends me high fives and stuff for achievements, it's cool but I don't get it
>>203840612i am fat but i also have bad loose skin bc i was formerly giganigga super turbo fat obesity EXTREME MODE and it hangs rly low and will always make me look 10x worse than i actually amim still like 30% bf rn but u must trust me the shirt looks FAR worse than i actually am bc its a 2x
i have decided that i will go to the halloween night thing at the bar tonightit's the bar in town not downtown so it's pretty small so i figure the vibe will be a lot more chill than i would find downtown i can't really handle a lot right now
>>203840672>for what reason was a reddit post showing all the garbage rogan plugged posted in an argument about whether or not he's a shillyoure not just an illiterate retard, youre also special needs
Zyzz would be utterly disgusted at the current state of /fit/
>>203839924you're prolly fuckedI had two car accidents years ago (everyone was fine but it was 30+mph) and my back is fucked from that because it got worse over time
>>203840726Ok so it was posted by a redditor who hates him like is said Emotional reddit using retard
>>203840727its pretty fucking unsuable and dogshit yeah>>203840730gona go get x rayed monday lets hope haha!!!!lifelong chronic pain here i COME LETS GOOOO
watching minecraft videos
>>203840763nonsensical post and cope
>>203840650
>>203840794I look like and say this
>>203840428they're eating our data, they're eating our cookies
>>203840721Nice on the weightloss, but damn the consequences of it are gonna stick for a while.Probably 5'7-5'10 judging by the door fram so still a ways to go I'm guessing
the timer only exists to make the yellow jew more money via passes, the spam prevention is a beard
>>203840821Buona fortuna, I'm behind 7 proxies
>>203840821
chudrick for president
>>203840875yea im 5'10that was from 2019, ive been up and down since. im high 230s lb, low 30s bf% rnstopped going to the gym for a year and had a bad bad time very depressed stopped taking care of myself put back on like 80lb
>>203840888Moron, it's bad luck to toast with water
>>203840899Kids toys these days are grim tbqh
>>203840899why is it sideways this is seriously making me angry it's right side up on my phone AND my laptop i don't know what more i can do about this
>>203840925that's a kids toy? what the fuck
>>203840915never heard that
>>203840716He
>>203840961I'm sure there's a lotta shit you ain't heard of
>>203840933hownew.ru
>>203840915>not drinking a glass of billy bobs unpurged nail polish removerweak
>>203841013>toasting with water is considered an ancient tool to ward off disaster and deathseems p good
15 minutes, that'll teach em
deliver ultra violence
>>2038410132/3 sources say it's not
>>203841097
>>203841097the only thing you deliver is horrible posts that end up in my home and i'm angry at you
>>203841129What do you want to do to him
hickory smoked horse buttholein a cup
>>203841013>I'm sure there's a lotta shit you ain't heard ofme too, but if it's all you got..
Im fucking HUNGRY
hello, I bought takis for the first time today and I must say that I'm extremely disappointed'cado failed me
>>203841045>>203841072>Going with faggy europoor cuck rituals instead of following Chad American military ritualsNGMI
you're pulling my balls here
>>203840958Yes they're called "fugglers"
>>203841199How's this, did you know the tomato is actually a FRUIT? Yeeeeah, Mr. Smarty pants. Betcha didn't know that little gem
>>203841149all of my chores for 3 weeks unpaid >>203841251i love my fuggler
>>203841209doritos are the best junk corn chips, only mexicans like takis
This always makes me thirsty
>>203841332Im huwhite and I love takis
>>203841332Takis are utterly vile
>>203841342i am severely dehydrated right now so im going to do this thanks for reminding me
I've never seen anyone consume takis outside of social media just like Native body products
>>203841332Takis are utterly based
>>203841396>Native body productsholy cow same this is all over insta and it's like, nobody actually uses this stuff and i have never known anyone irl that does but from how "popular" it is online you think it would be
>>203841388put a little salt in your water it'll help hydrate you
>>203841304i'd do them year round you just have to pay for all my living expenses
>I'm huwhite and I love takis
>>203841441t. big salt
>>203841455I do this but I dont look like this
takis look like a rolled up doritos
>>203841444then it wouldn't really be a punishment would it you would just be a live in maid, you would literally just be employed >>203841485okay
>[rolled up chip] looks like [chip]most intelligent brazillian
>>203841304Why do you see brown people as your slaves
>>203840794How long after fully trooning out will it take for you to kill yourself
>>203841523brown pipo are natural slave races
>>203841492So does ur mom LOL
>>203841523i didn't say that
Every single person I disagree with is either a chud a tranny or a grifter
>>203841560>>203841560
>>203841332I bought the "fuego" flavor and it tasted like ramen seasoning and a shitton of pepperdoritos indeed felt vastly superior
>Every single person I disagree with is either a chud a tranny or a grifter
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrtampa florida black man is running around with only a diaper and entering stores for 50k. what has this country become?
>>203841605who the fuck would pay 50k for that
>>203841575Must be a generational thingEveryone i don't like is either a fag, jew, or n-word
>>203841605what a steal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtZn2drhY4anons come listen to some twink read shitty /x/ posts out loud with me to chillax after the post accident adrenaline
Isn't it crazy that the most devoted and fanatical chuds are the ones that relentlessly post tranime? We have the perfect example in this general.
>>203841485it's true though, especially if you're on city water most of the minerals are removed when they remove the bad shit
uh...
libtards do suffer from cute aggression, it's very strange, but it explains why they hate anime
>>203841686Vance is only running for presidents bitch, throughever
>>203841654Nope. It's a well documented phenomenon.
>>203841677California needs to burned to the ground and restarted
>>203841686>a tech bro has a bunch of tech bro friendsGee golly gosh my guy, did you find that graph on the dark web?
>>203841677I'd vote YES just because the people opposed are some of the worst scum of the earth. I don't know anything else about it
>>203841726didnt ask, bitchass>>203841744exactly my thought. Why should I give a fuck about aids patients and women
>>203841267>did you know the tomato is actually a FRUIT?yesdid you know the seeds in marijuana are technically the fruit of the flower (buds)?
>>203841738Don't even try
>cute aggressionSomeone's upset
A shame this years Halloween spirit was basically all drained by the election
any external hemorrhoids man in
>>203841787cute aggression is a real thing whenever i see something very cute i just want to bite it and chomp on it is how it manifests in me >>203841803not in my home
>>203841803I drained my halloween spirit in a witch's mouthYour mom
think I'll vote yes on 33(rent control)even without it those shithead landlords and homeowners are jsut going to keep raising costs, might as well try to give the government some power to curb them
>>203841766>exactly my thought.Also I missed the part on the bottom about the fag aids foundation wanting to PROMOTE RENT CONTROL lmao. Definite yes vote there.Anyone who understands basic economics knows rent control doesn't work
>>203841773Bit gay that picture
I don't even like anime that much but it is true that libshits hate cute and beautiful things and try to make the world uglier and more dreary
>>203841816Is this cutehttps://fixvx.com/Y75Zei/status/1848719406257627331
>>203841906literally me having to load the dishwasher 3x a week(i am gods strongest warrior)
>>203841906washing the dishes is easy
>>203841926Are you even trying?
>>203841924I only have to load the dishwasher like every 2 weeks and it's STILL awful
What do Americans think about Mister Macchio ?Is he the real the puppeteer behind the curtain ? because i think he is about thathttps://youtu.be/hGxLjCqNllo?si=xHQOoVYwaZgqhU8I
Look at these FUCKING TITS!!!
watchin destinydamn this nigga a delightful voice of reason
>>203841954woah mamacitacamion del leche just arrived
Upload the fucking podcast joe
/cum/ niggas be like"oh my GOD I have to run 3 plates under hot water, we truly live in a society"
>>203841918i am not clicking on that link >>203841924i like my new dishwasher a lot it works so much better than my old one from the 90s
>>203841857it's rentation without representation
>>203841918VIRUS ALERT do not click
>>203841954Tits on a fat bitch aren't impressive
Do you guys think I should apply at my local tobacco shop?
>>203841954I'm with you so far
>>203841963HolyFuckingBASADO
>>203841954me on left
>>203841988do you like tobacco
>>203841988Sounds cozy working in a baccy shop. Probably get chill customers, like working in an indie video rental store back in the day
>>203841980they dont need to be impressive to be nice you dumb bitchtheyre still nice and fuckin squeezable and suckable
>>203841975yah, its californiarepresentation basically doesnt exist
>>203841973It's just so you can see tweets without an account
destiny was funniest when he was dunking on lefties back in 2020rightoids just don't hit the same
>>203841988yes, pipe tobacco smells so good
I don't wanna get political about things but I hope we make peace with Russia because I know they're going to need to hand out breeding visas like crazy. I'll start a chain of halal meat shops and African imports and become rich as fuck.
>>203842010Ugly face a fatTits aren't worth that
>>203841980Wha do you wat a broomstick with two balloons attached? Get yourself a dic and use it.
>>203841598i look like this and say this
i have a good feeling about tonight
>>203842057i think shes cutebut but thats subjectiveshit man youre just supposed to fuck her not marry her it isnt that big a deal
Spinster, next time that weird guy posts about loving you, let's start making out in front of him
>>203842072me too honestly
alright, filled out my ballotYangchads, this is our time
I don't want to get political about things but trans rights are human rights
>>203842107YANG GANGORIGINAL YANGSTER
>>203842076>>203842061I just don't like fatties. The sights and smells aren't nice
I don't believe in democracy
I don't want to get political about things but Real Women don't need trans rights.
>>203842109trannies arent human thoughever
>>203842107I submitted several yang ballots already
>>203842107He almost won mayor of NYC but some corporate npc guy came in at the last second and beat him
>>203842109only if you pass tho>>203842137erm based
I don't want to get political but I just farted and it REEKS
>>203842130>>203842153
>>203842102what a mean thing to post
>>203842165Shitsrael is to blame
>>203842201>>203842201>>203842201
>>203842003No I go there to buy zyns. I just say they had a part time job opening with flexible hours and I need something like that while I'm going to college.
>>203842200What's mean about it
I like how pandrew yang thought he could astroturf 4chan into winning anything
>>203842224We are the tastemakers of the internet, and thus the world
>>203840428>>203840459>>203840821>>203840879I did it to spite the jannies (come on!)The jannies (come on!)So you can take that timerAnd stick it up your (yeah!)Stick it up your (yeah!)Stick it up your (yeah!)
