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poo smells lmaoooooooooooo
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>called house
>lives in an apartment
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Alri lads
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>>203843695
remarkably horrible taste, yet this means it must be bait so the emotional impact of this post becomes null
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going to apply to be a cia agent since i can monitor my surroundings getting lunch
as was my natural instinct being around blacks
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>>203843432
Every Mexican, Brazilian, Colombian etc. has west African DNA, as well as diverse global ethnic ancestry.
Latinos are probably the most racially mixed people on Earth.
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>A public schoolboy who claimed he was sleepwalking when he tried to murder two students and a teacher in a claw hammer attack has been detained for life with a minimum term of 12 years.

>The 17-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was dressed only in his boxer shorts when he repeatedly hit his dormmates as they slept in one of the boarding houses at Blundell's School in Tiverton, Devon, in June last year.

>Giving evidence during his trial, the boy said he kept two hammers by his bed "for protection" from a "zombie apocalypse".
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>>203843722
This must be bait.
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>Mobility scooter-riding 'gangster granddad' who stepped in to tackle couple who were abusing school bus driver is cleared of assault as case is thrown out of court
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>>203843713
Surprising that you would find something like Peaky Blinders or Black Mirror to be better than The Bear
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I miss mousenonce
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>>203843722
i thought it was a rather all-encompassing selection that captures a broad range of perspectives and cultures in only a few different series
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>>203843710
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>>203843743
Here comes the pain train! Here comes the pain train!
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thinking of investing in myself
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LET'S GOOOOOOO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTWNIEi6Ktk
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8134CH dem 80084
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>pasta delivery
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21st century western pop culture is absolutely dire without exception and anybody who consumes it is most likely a braindead npc
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ordered some computer parts on tuesday and got an email that they've only just now dispatched it, not happy jan
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no one has watched heartstopper or ever mentioned it apart from me
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>>203843734
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>>203843776
[Glass him.]
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>>203843750
bit harsh, season 4 got a little shaky but it was still pretty good
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>>203843789
mihai was a fan
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me watching my favourite TV show of all time, Minor British Wank
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nth for the holodem
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>BREAKING: Israel's military says it is 'conducting strikes on military targets' in Iran
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breaking bad is good but it's not top-tier, also i remember thinking that game of thrones was the most overrated thing ever and i don't mind saying it brought me sick schadenfreudery joy that it ended as poorly as it did and how mad normies were about it
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simply unable to appreciate the show Friends
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>>203843799
... i was dead in that town
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>>203843825
it was an e4 staple in the uk
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>>203843748
Just think The Bear's shite desu. It's just blue-collar porn. Black Mirror and Peaky Blinders at least had episodes that got my attention, though both were more bad than good.
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>Sara Sharif's neighbour heard girl screaming 'in pain' two days before schoolgirl's death
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>>203843825
WE WERE ON A BREAK
haha, classic
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>>203843825
it's weird because it seems to have skipped a generation, gen Xers and zoomers are into it while millennials don't seem to give a toss for the most part (except maybe early millennials)
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>>203843845
Severance is class.
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>>203843842
ever heard of an e10 staple?
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>>203843825
it's a VERY american show, and I mean that in the worst way possible
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>>203843848
Read this earlier and thought of Bradley's reaction haha
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>>203843822
first time i tried watching breaking bad i got bored after a season and a bit and stopped watching it. just didn't grab me. thought it was shite. tried again during lockdown and it's fucking incredible. no idea how i didnt get it the first time round.

>>203843859
that the one with yer man from stepbrothers?
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I'm unable to tell what global events are significant. It seems like people in the middle east send missiles over borders every other week and then they all forget about it.
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Plotting my mum's Christmas present
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>>203843883
the only events that are significant are ones that impact you directly
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>>203843881
It is.
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>>203843883
here's a hack: quite literally no event involving Israel vs. Palestine is of any importance despite the global roaring fanbase
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>>203843909
Those might but I don't know enough about it.
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>>203843906
>Plotting my mum's Christmas present
plotting... is it evil?
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Was planning on going to Ukraine as a volunteer for some training and experience for the inevitable. Guess it's too late now.
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>>203843906
gold card for the gherkin
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SOSO SO fucking itchy when the two week mark from shaving my face hits
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why wasn't smallville on that list
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>>203843925
kind of is though
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>>203843881
season 2 and season 5 are probably the best, the gus fring years all seem to blur together in my head
also, how do i get a jane gf in real life?
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>>203843930
no, it's an adventure
he's plotting her journey, you see
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old cunts using their phones to take photos of the photos on other old cunts phones so they can share the photos on social media
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>>203843857
in australia maybe, millenials love friends here
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>>203843933
you'd get domed or maimed in a foreign legion trench after a week and some training where you learn how to reload and do 10 press ups
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>>203843951
Season 1 and 2 are incredibly comfy. The first half of season 3 was a chore to get through the first time I watched it.
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>>203843970
walk into traffic
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>>203843825
love it. makes me laff every time over the silliest shit.

sup with the wack playstation sup
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what sort of childhood creates a vtuber fan
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holy kino
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Do you believe in life on Mars?
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>>203843970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyB0b3V88w

forgot link omds

>>203843994
shan't x
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>>203844012
i don't even think mars is real mate
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>>203843930
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>>203843966
Watched some videos and read about it. You get 6 or more weeks of training depending on your experience and they assign you a job depending on how you did. And they most likely don't send you to the frontline at all because you'd just get killed as a newbie. But I'd be a fool to think I'd go there and be spared of dying I'm not that stupid.
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have to go out and vote today (under penalty of a fine (yes australia has mandatory voting)), but then i'd have to get out of bed and have a shower and walk up the road to the polling place, and then have to deal with annoying politicalfags shoving pamphlets in my face, and stand in line for 15 minutes with a bunch of smelly bogans, and it's just going to be a whole thing
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>>203844034
>hey guys I have to go outside today
shut the fuck up you drama queen wanker, Jesus
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>>203844034
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>>203844034
Hope you vote for someone who is against the tyranny of the monarchy and respects indiginous lives.
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>>203844054
it's 30 degrees out and the polling place is not quite far enough to justify driving but far enough to walk that it's a bit of an inconvenience (not that i'd be able to find a parking spot anywhere near it mind you)
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>>203844034
Mandatory voting is such a retarded idea. Why would you want to make someone vote if they don't care about politics and know nothing about any of the parties/candidates they have to choose from?
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>>203844034
mandatory voting is a bizarre concept, goes against the entire idea of democracy
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>>203844034
Have a few drinks first and make it fun
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>>203844024
secretly hope it's not
secretly, i hope anon gives his mum a nice gift and she hugs him like mine never did
see, there's a hole in my soul
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>>203844079
>blah blah I have to go out into slightly warm weather
shut the fuck up
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>>203844012
50-year-old virgin Heather hnnng
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>>203843845
peaky blinders was dogshit
black mirror hit and miss
i thought the bear was ok but overrated
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>>203844068
I did Japanese for a year in uni and everyone else was doing powerpoints on anime and tea ceremonies and I did it on the rape of nanking and then dropped out before I got the results.
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>>203843819
>>203844017
cute
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>>203843694
A girl left me mid date to talk to more attractive men and told them I was making her uncomfortable God I am deformed and autistic.

I need to get plastic surgery and get bigger
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the boober
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I hope there is intelligent life in space because there is bugger all down here on Earth.
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im turning blind becaue of Diabetes
goodbye bong bros
we might never see again
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>>203844034
Hope youre voting One Nation lad x
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>took him there
ooooo spooky
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Don't understand Charlie Veitch's whole deal. Does he just go into Manchester during working hours on weekdays and see if he can wind people up?
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>>203844092
come on mate have some mercy, we all know the sun here is savagely cancerous
>>203844075
nah i'll be voting one nation
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>>203843857
im millennial and love friends. can still rewatch it and enjoy it
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>>203844034
you get a sausage though yes?
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>>203844121
hope it's type 1 otherwise LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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autistic people be like
>hmm, people are turned off by my personality
>by my powers of deduction...
>this means I should exercise more
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A single mother moves in next door to you
>Hi, my name is Heather. What's your name?
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more like done nation lol
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>>203844127
yeah his job is to get youtube views so people kicking off helps him
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Anime is okay. I liked chainsaw man, that movie about the deaf girl and death note up until after the main dude died and they just carried on for some reason.
Don’t understand people who make it their whole personality. Don’t understand people who hate it with a passion.
Just an animated tv show innit. The Simpsons is an anime and lots of people like that.
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>>203844140
i might give it a go
it's not one of those yank shows where it's like 22 episodes per season is it? as much as i love house, it's such a fucking slog
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>>203844034
write steve irwin on the ballot for me please
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>>203844140
chanandler bong, haha
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the spooker
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Anybody here like women's feet? Why do you like them so much
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>>203844107
*forgot pic again
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Pondering what names I'd like to call my children in spite of the fact I get red-faced when I talk to women and haven't once in my life kissed one
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>>203844121
Imagine you go blind and they assign you a nurse and you make her type posts on 4chan for you. Everything can be voice controlled today and it's very handicap friendly
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>>203844127
Used to watch him way back during the Occupy protests.
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>>203844160
it is but they are only 25mins each
house is a 45minuter
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>>203844146
yes but you'd probably have to pay like $5 for it these days
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>>203844121
gott schpieden mein fraülein
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>>203844157
Sort of admire how much he makes people seethe just by sort of speaking near people
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>>203844174
Nah, my brain's wired correctly... it doesn't mix feet with sexual feelings
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>>203844179
this would be a good topic to discuss with a woman
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>>203844179
Luna and Brody
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>>203844151
Uhhh J-Julian. Julian Sutcliffe. *limp wet handshake*
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>>203844179
I reckon a good name would be Seven
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austistic cunts simultaneously making out their disorder is some kind of superpower while also using it as an excuse for all of their shit behaviour
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>>203844187
right but you do get a sausage?
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>>203844194
he is very brave, but then again he has lots of experience doing this and knows what he can get away with etc
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>>203844208
more like Julian SuckClit, yowza!
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scratch and sniff
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>>203844149
She was hugging and grabbing me the whole time. I hate being autistic I am honestly close to killing myself to see if I can reroll or go to hell
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Both gender neutral names
If they troon out you can call them Troona and the Broder
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>>203844210
why can't it be both?
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>>203844127
hate this annoying mestizo c*nt
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>>203844217
Watched a video of his earlier where someone said he raped a teenager
Bit weird cause he got quite fuming about it
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>>203844220
where's the COCK?!
*slams gaming headset to smithereens*
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>>203844222
What is up my Brooder.
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I heard a cornish militia got GCHQ'd
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>>203844225
shut up you autistic cunt
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>>203844216
if you pay for it yes, personally i've never bothered to buy one, i wouldn't be surprised if they only accept cash too and no one carries cash anymore
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>>203844122
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>>203844220
there's no spider-woman
only a spider-man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkeiEBaOOXA
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the real autism was thinking autism was real
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>>203844160
yes there are hundreds of episodes but only 20 minutes long and its really moreish. or maybe i only love it because of the nostalgia of watching in the early 2000s and the 90s aesthetic

>>203844163
haha
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>>203844179
think of them as a man with long hair
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>>203844242
maybe his ginger lady is 19, not really sure of all the details
but I think they had a falling out so maybe that was why he was so wound up
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>>203844268
-man is a gender-neutral term thoughever
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>>203844246
spy agencies keeping us safe from celtic radicals
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>>203844244
I'm BROODING
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>>203844283
me when I load up my AI girlfriend but there are texture mapping errors
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>>203844221
She was really into me until I found someone more good looking man it's time for surgery
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>>203844127
He definitely gives paedo vibes
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>>203844279
>think of them as a man
you when trying to get yourself hard in bed
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been rewatching mr. inbetween, have to skip through the scenes where he's thinking about asking out that ambo bird in s1, just too awkward
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On the prowl for Asian women at the Monty Pyke
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might become an anglican
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>>203844250
we don't get a sausage. i guarantee voting percentages would rise if we all got a sausage.
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>>203844318
I simply cannot make myself watch any Australian TV show, it's all so bad
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>>203844320
Pathetic dweeb
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>>203844210
We are better than you but forced to live in your shitty world where our behaviour is deemed against your “social norms”.
Our “shit behaviour” is you throwing a tantrum for us not looking into your eyes or pretending to laugh at your shitty jokes. Oooooh me me me, give me attention, look at my face, smile at me, listen to my boring story about how I’m upset otherwise you have a mental disability. Wow you can remember stuff, have interests other than tv or football and can do basic maths!? You are inhuman to me and my peanut brain.
Neurotypical clown world.
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>>203844324
Stevie Wonder?????????? I'm such a big cunt of yours!
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The gays have a term called "twink death", I've come to realise in recent years that I experienced a similar thing.

Me circa 16-19 years old:
>really pretty-looking guy
>smooth face
>full head of hair
>beautiful smile
>bold eyelashes and striking eyes
>very skinny
>not very much hair on my body
>always complimented by people on how nice i smelt
>had many girls in sixth form lusting after me

Me now (late 20s):
>ugly as fuck
>rough, dry skin all over my face
>severely balding
>look like a criminal or a terrorist
>fat as shit
>every part of my body is thick with hair
>smell bad even when i wash thoroughly and wear deodorant and cologne
>zero female interest anywhere

I feel so ashamed and disgusted by myself its unreal... I'd do anything to be magicked back into my body from when I was 17 years old.
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There was a big spider in my room and I successfully removed it. Feel like a big boy not asking Daddy
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>>203844320
trying to give them the Python are you?
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>>203844286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43si9s7ulU8
gender neutral this
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>>203844326
i think there are a lot of our policies you should copy (such as offshore detention centres for migrants), democracy sausages are one such policy even though i don't personally engage with it
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>>203843959
No, it was a screenshot of photos taken from a tv
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bezos just de-facto endorsed trump
how does this impact british society?
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>>203844314
Sometimes yeah when he goes to randomly film teenagers
Surely you just walk away
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>>203844339
mr inbetween was really good.
colin from accounts is ok
i hear there is an aussie Office being released
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>>203844339
round the twist would like a word m8
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>>203844339
there are a few exceptions, most notably mr. inbetween (even foreigners like it) and of course tracey mcbean
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>>203844352
how'd it taste
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>>203844324
UK has an awesome Christian heritage. If I was a brit I'd probably just go with whatever my ancestors were
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>>203844356
well I suppose Sandman is now physically gender-neutral given they have no fixed form
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>>203844349
Shouldve looked after yourself
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>>203844347
you can't even wipe your own arse properly you smelly spacker
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>>203844339
summer heights high? or was that kiwi
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>>203844306
You posted a 90s bowie image so now I must post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo
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>>203844356
I loved this fight in Spider-Man 3 on PlayStation 3
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>>203844349
"The British Transition"
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>>203844349
Just make some money
>I feel so ashamed and disgusted by myself its unreal
ktim
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>>203844349
Was a giga-twink when I was 17-19 but it was during Covid years and so I was unable to convert it into sex - be grateful you at least had that
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Considering buying cigs off a dodgy Chinese import shop
They do menthols. Might as well.
60 quid for 10 packs.
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>>203844389
I can though. I can wipe my arse better than you can. And this infuriates you.
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>>203844407
you've still not bought them after all this deliberating
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>>203844349
feel blessed that I got better looking as I aged
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>>203844391
Love this video. Love are davie
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despite almost never rewatching any movie or tv-show, I am drowning in all the content there is to consume. I used to keep a record, but I lost track after ~2000 movies.
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>>203844339
round the twist
kath and kim
bluey
summer heights high
danger 5
...
alright that's all i've got
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Almost Rememberance Day lads
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>>203844359
bit disappointed the bruce democracy sausage isn't free tbqh. thought that was the point. vote, get a sausage. very fair deal imho.
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>>203844397
I don't want money. I want attractiveness, social status, and pride. I'd rather be poor and beautiful than be rich and hideous.

>>203844401
I didn't really get anything out of it. I was (and still am) extremely socially anxious, you see. So even when girls showed interest in me, I brushed them off out of fear of being embarrassed.
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>>203844314
>>203844370
there were times in a few vids i watched when i binged his content in 2023 where he was clearly drawn to the kids and chatting to them for no reason and was desperately trying to stay around them to film
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>>203844424
have you ever......ever felt like this?
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>>203844407
I get 2 packs of marlboro reds from the local shop for a tenner here. Had to switch to vaping because I was smoking too much
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>>203844427
my cock and balls when I slip on a rainbow condom
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>>203844339
genie from down under
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>>203844339
Mr Inbetween was amazing you should give it a go
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>>203844377
still sandMAN
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>>203844349
Honestly my body is shit
My face is shit
Voice is shit
I am a gross rat creature whow as dumb enough to think a girl would actually like him for being him. Only way I am getting pussy is if I am rich
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>>203844460
tiny cocked plumber attending jobs in Shartsville, La Poopacaca
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>>203844414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqbQC81_74k
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16-22 Sexy cute twink
23-28 Weird looking fella
29-current Actually turned into an adult man and look handsome
Was a rough couple years in the middle but at least in my 30’s I actually look and feel like a man
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I can conclusively state that yanks are by far the most narcissistic posters on /brit/
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>>203844482
Good man.
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>>203844427
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729902897699727.webm
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>>203844433
they're generally fundraisers and have nothing to do with actual government policy though, for some reason in australia our go-to method of fundraising is selling sausages outside of either polling places or hardware stores
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>>203844349
you whingey little wanker, all but a couple of those are things you can work on. stop being such a defeatist bellend and sort yourself out.
>wahh help me i'm too lazy to fix myself
whiney mong.
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Do any of you remember this Australian show from the 90s?
https://youtu.be/_10FilVsD0Y?feature=shared
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women ruin their good looks and health by smoking cigarettes. I hate the sight of a women smoking
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>>203844482
The thing is I don't actually want to look like an adult man
I want to be a beautiful, pretty young lad like I was when I was in my late teens
I don't want to be some horrible, brutish, hairy creature like I am now
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sometimes wish i was an aussie
have a pet koala and hug him all day
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>>203844500
would buy a sausage if one was for sale outside my local hardware store tbf desu
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>>203844349
literally everyone on this website knows what twink death. You only made the post to tell people you were a shagger or something you weird narcissit twerp
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I know a lad whose main joy in playing games is just getting steam achievements
he has 18,000 of them, he's mad
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>>203844510
kek I feel the same but its quite incellish really
hate seeing ortega smoke
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Got roasted garlic on a pizza, never again
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>>203843699
fuck off 190

>>203843702
kys 190

>>203843736
kys190

>>203843743
kys 190

>>203843780
kys
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bonjour, je suis un shagguer
ca va?
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>>203844537
>literally everyone on this website knows what twink death
Sorry? Do they? Am I posting on a website full of fags?

>You only made the post to tell people you were a shagger or something
I am not a shagger though, I'm a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.
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>>203844034
>yes australia has mandatory voting

Insane thing supported by insane people?borderline evil
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I am a ugly gross rat creature who should never leave his room again. I spent 17 to 18 in my room playing games and only left at 2 am to go to the gym. I think I was right when not wanting to leave because I am a autistic freak
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Older.
Fatter.
Balder.
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Israel being based yet again lads
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>detained for life with a minimum of 12 years
ah yes the british justice system
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>>203844544
I remember installing Steam achievement manager to get all the hats and weapons in TF2 and try to craft the Hidden Dagger for spy and if I failed I'd just make a new account for more scrap and ref metal
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>>203844519
Wash your face, shave your head, stop eating.
You’re not a teenager. You’re never going to be a teenager again. You’re an adult man. It’s your choice if you want to look like a grotty fat balding freak or a healthy well groomed handsome man.
Get a grip lad.
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>>203844530
what's the UK's equivalent of bunnings? (your largest chain of hardware stores that completely dominates the market)
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>>203844578
needs to happen to more cunts
bring back the asylums
bring back the workhouses
bring back the gallows
deport the wogs
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>>203844576
How so?
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>>203844559
mon vieux a mangé un steak de kangoo, il a dit que c'était bon
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>>203844510
ever seen a japanese guy smoke? no idea why but japanese lads make smoking a fully white jap cigarette look absolutely delicious.
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>turning 29 in december
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>>203844586
Jewson or B&Q
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>>203844586
B&Q
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>>203844586
homebase or b&q
bunnings tried to come here but got shut down FAST
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>>203844460
mogs me
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The Jews dragging us into a world war AGAIN
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>>203844586
homebase
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>>203844573
it does seem a bit contradictory doesn't it, it's like liberty prime said at the end of fallout 3, "democracy is non-negotiable". and that was supposed to be a joke, in australia it's accurate
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>>203844598
Gayboy
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>>203844583
I can't ever really look how I want to look unfortunately, because I'm balding.

I can make myself look decent and presentable, BUT... I can't ever look how I want to look in my head. I never envisioned myself being bald.
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don't want to be a hot fuckable twink just am
didn't ask for this
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>>203844604
i turn 30 in june
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>>203844586
dave's hardware
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>>203844634
i'm 45
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>>203844617
When did Bunnings try to come here?
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>>203844634
How do you feel about it?
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>>203844616
>>203844617
>>203844622
looks like homebase and b&q are nearly neck-and-neck, i should also mention bunnings has some fairly stiff competition from mitre 10, but you don't usually see people selling sausages outside mitre 10
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Going to piss on the bush in my yard brb
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Bloody Hell I got to get out of here
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>>>/pol/485914743
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>>203844586
Ken's hardware
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>>203844634
february for me, i used to stress out about my "youth" being over but now it seems like a blessed relief
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>>203844586
Bummings
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>>203844643
17/18
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>>203844629
why dont you just go to turkey?
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>>203844658
too soon
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>>203844630
sorry to hear this, la
... so, got any plans for the evening?
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Sir Fanny Chmelar
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>>203844608
Don't forget Toolstation and Screwfix
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>>203844629
Go to r/bald and look at the before and after posts of balding men who have shaved and tell me they don’t look better
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Corr
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ain't no bunnings come round here try to start shit nuh uh
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>>203844683
Irish taste
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>>203844665
same for me
glad im out of my awkward 20s, shit 10 years for me
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>>203844681
Some hair is better than no hair. Those people just don't comb their hair proper
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>>203844683
bottom half is peng
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>>203844678
no. just listening to chopin and getting angry at posts like yours
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>>203844670
Are you from Herts?
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i'd wear a toupee if i were bald, i mean why not? i'm surprised it's not a more popular option
my real hair is coarse and frizzy and shit, so if i could have any kind of hair i wanted i'd think of it as something of a silver lining of being a slaphead
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>>203844727
favourite ballade?
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>>203844725
Nah, the top half makes the bottom half 2x more peng
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running keystroke biometrics on this thread
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>no. just listening to chopin and getting angry at posts like yours
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>>203844658
The right is becoming really embarrassing lately. They're embracing gooners, pornstars and degenerates simply because these people have some "grudge" against the left. How am I supposed to support these people? I find them extremely embarrassing.
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>>203844629
pipe down cue ball. take the wigpill. saw a vid of some lad sticking one on the other day and it looked mint.
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>>203844683
Legs remind me of Silent Hill
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Scran sorted
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i'm rabidly racist but not even remotely sexist, wonder if that makes me a hypocrite since women tend to be the ones who vote for darkie-pandering policies and the like
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*slaps your wee bald head*
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running poostroke poo-o-metrics
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>>203844681
Yeah, I know I can look decent while being bald, I just don't want to look like that. I'd prefer to have a full head of hair, be clean shaven, and have a boyishly handsome face. But I can't do that anymore. It's depressing. It's sad as well because the kinds of girls I'm into are just not into bald, hairy, brutish looking guys like how I am now.
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>>203844769
So many sauces
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>>203844774
average fash homo
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>>203844740
slap some argan oil on that ting
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>>203844769
nobody needs four different hot sauces
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>>203844769
does a mouse work on a glass table with no pad?
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>>203844769
Are they the costco nuggets?
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>>203844776
*dodges it*
i felt the air movement
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>>203844799
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>>203844769
>coaster
>no mouse pad
get it together al
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might hit the strip club
>>203844769
based
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>>203844807
Air bending master
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>>203844789
>>203844797
The more sauces the better
>>203844801
Walmart nuggertz
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>>203844792
nah i'm an agnostic and pro-choice, not some obnoxious queer who was molested by a catholic priest as a child and now larps as a deus vult nationalist like milo yiannapoulos or nick fuentes
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>>203844774
Well, there is a strain of thought that recognises that third worlders are responsible for 99% of sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc thought in today's world, and therefore leftist and progressive people should oppose third world values with all of their might.

Not many leftists recognise this, however.
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where can I claim my free /brit/ mousepad
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>>203844832
lot of seething in your post for someone that’s not a homo
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>>203844822
thats how they explain it in korra
and desu, i did feel doors opening in my bacj just through air movement
the scalp is a very sensitive place
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sir spankard mooser
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Shave your head. Get contact lenses. Go to the gym.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c79sbNzDVZ4
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>>203844831
Try the costco ones theyre the best imo
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>>203844858
Shan't.
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>>203844858
>beard
why do maleoids do this
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>>203844877
>>203844877
>>203844877
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>>203844858
Guy on the right just looks like a fag. He looks like some gay bear faggot who shags men up the arse in humid, sweaty, smelly rooms. God i don't want to fucking look like that.
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>>203844836
You need climb one of these and fart. When you're done a mousepad will be waiting for you at your doorstep. And if you're worried about us not knowing you did this don't worry we will know.
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>>203844834
yeah possibly, i also dislike homos and especially trannies though, i'm just against the idea of women being treated like children or second-class citizens
>>203844850
not seething if it's literally a fact



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