Songs From The Big Chair edition
>>203844877mong in the dunce chair edition
>bread>poo>breadPOO SANDWICH!!
>im not gay mate just gonna write a bunch of seethe about how you were molested by a priest corrrr imagine you molested by a priest corrr not gay though
by far the worst symptom of hangovers for me is the depression
>>203844926Who are you quoting?
>>203844877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcIStJAEGB4"the fleshy you"haha
>>203844926People who dislike Catholics are quite gay tbqh
>>203844929I don't drink so I can not sympathize
>>203844932a gay man
>>203844929for me it's the diarrhoea
>>203844926milo literally said he was felt up by a catholic priest as a kid and said it was a positive experienceas for nick fuentes, i don't have confirmation but we all know he was
>>203844932guy molested by a priest I think
>>203844865Sounds delectable>>203844836Got mine in Trier me
I was too depressed to actually do anything for a year and now I understand I was right I am a ugly rat creature and some girl was dumb enough to like me
>>203844945milo is a racist homo like you
I was so pretty as a 16-19 year old I could've made a beautiful tranny.If I'd grown my hair out back then and slapped some makeup on, I 100% could've passed as a pretty girl.Not today, though. I am a hideously ugly brute who could not be identified as anything other than a horrible, smelly old man.Time is an extremely cruel mistress.
is this an all time classic album in british? i used to make out with chubby goth girls to it in college
>>203844953fucking hate chavs so much
>>203844929the depression was there all along
what do bong people think about 2000´s german rock ? can it compete with bong music ?https://youtu.be/ueGfhpGD4IM?si=otj7i0H5TacwKXlJ
>>203844958nice humblebrag
>>203844953This should be an offence
drinking would be great without the hangover but at the same time i've built a lot of my thoughts around the misery of being hungover if that makes sense like a boxer getting absolutely destroyed in a match and just contemplating his existence after
>>203844939me neither usually, for precisely this reason
>>203844965you're too much of a whingey mong to be a tranny lad sorry. can't even handle being a normal lad.
>>203844929Checking my fuckin bank account the next day is the worst symptom
>>203844982I only left room to piss/shit and lift weights I now realized I am not big enough I need to eat more and get bigger
>>203844998Why? Just so utterly psychotic and barbaric It boggles the mind.
>>203845006Aren't trannies pretty whingey too? That's what I thought anyway.Anyway, I'm not saying I want (or wanted) to be one, I'm just saying it to prove a point.I hate how grotesque I am now. My features are just repugnant. I wish I could be softer, more delicate, more feminine. But still distinctly male.
>>203845016clever will try this
All this talk about drinking makes me want to go around to the pub
>>203845010fuuuck mate dont even get me started
>>203845020they also bragged about how nothing would happen to them after they were caught because they're juveniles. i think the trial is still in progress
NLE you drive me crazyFly me out and have my baby I got that freak I'm feeling you Pick me up in your Mercedes
>>203844986It's a cruel but fair drug. If it were a person it would be some kind of well-dressed mafia hasid.
>>203844979>what do bong people think about 2000´s german rock ?we don't
>>203844986it makes sense mateit's called alcoholism
>>203844965i could have passed as a girl no problem but i would still be an ugly one i think
>>203845013i was obsessed with losing weight and ran almost every day at 5am until i got haemorrhoids. now i just stay in my room doomscrolling because im sick of it. i wish i were kidding
>>203845030
>>203845041I don't usually get too depressed but I do be a bit down. We're you doing drugs as well?
>>203844986find if i eat properly during a drinking sesh i don't get much of a hangoversubway after a night out on the lash is a guaranteed hangover prevention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTpXgs15S4"and may it never changer us"
>>203845063Don't you laugh at me, nigga. Or I'll punish you.
>>203845060running gave you haemorrhoid?
>>203845042based. hate cyclists
>>203845043I really hope justice prevails and gives them the maximum sentence which in my opinion would be a lot. Depressing. Hope the man had a quick recovery and nothing permenant.
>>203845068doner meat and chips and a powerade and i feel fine unless i've been on the jagerbombs
>>203845092destroyed those freaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIw-_JM90EY
>>203845079>I wish I could be softer, more delicate, more feminine. But still distinctly male.
Berocca, coffee and a mcmuffin. Hangovers fear me.
>>203845085no clue but i stopped running after i got them
>>203845043link to the story?
You are my silliest tranny
Pete Doherty cant compete with german punk#facthttps://youtu.be/BXuxguWf73E?si=sMZeEq18Tl3tKNKD
>>203845109it's just so very fake and gay
Just been diagnosed with ligma
>a woman
hate when I overdress for events with my 3 piece suit
>>203845092fucking howling
>>203845067no, i only drink when i can't get my hands on any drugs, i usually like opioids but i've been taking lyrica to wean myself off them latelyi used to LOVE abusing my ADHD meds and combining them with alcohol, made a lot of internet friends back in those days because i was peak sociablewhat about yourself?
THE GRASS WAS GREENERTHE LIGHT WAS BRIGHTER
>>203845154There is no such thing as overdressing.
>>203845130https://abc7.com/las-vegas-andreas-probst-bicyclist-teens-trial/13973551/this story doesn't have much info but if you want there's more on google
>>203845092bet every single relevant racial slur flickered through their heads in this moment - and I don't blame them
RIGHT NOW I’M DANGEROUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhQnnjlwaRI
>>203845154most cunts wear a tracksuit everywhere nowadays so fuck em i don't care what they think the absolute pondlife
>>203845167tell that to the dairy queen cashier who helped me wipe ice cream off my suit
want a nice 5/10 gf that is nice. Too much to ask?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbywHERE WE ARE
>>203845161His last reply to me was saying that he wouldn’t abuse codeine after I warned him…
They don't make 'em like this no more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4BCbLCIvKA
found a new porn star to goon to
>>203845159I used to like a bag of marching powder on a night out but I stopped since I moved here, people dropping left and right from fentanyl in the coke so I wouldn't risk it. I'm a lot happier just drinking now since I've adjusted.It used to make me mad depressed the next day, but now I make sure to drink lots of water while Im out and have a few snacks it helps a lot.
WWII: The Gays VS The Troons
>>203845183if you get one you'll think actually maybe i should have a 7/10 gf and from there it all falls apart
>>203845183depends. do you have literally anything to offer in return?
>>203845181hah
>>203845171mad how little changes when you judge them by the content of their character
>>203845191>The E. coli making its way into my small intestine
>>203845188for me it's maisey monroe
Anyone can shave their arse and take a well-angled photo to make it appear largerDoesn't matter if you're muscular, fat or thin
>>203845192what kind of snacks
>>203845188she is british btw and her teeth are crooked (naturally)
only thing preventing me from ringing up my old dealer is knowing that he'll make me hang out with him in his smelly bedroom and listen to marilyn manson and watch dragon ball z for several hours and i really REALLY can't be arsed, even if i'm high the whole timehmu if you've had similar experiences with dealers lads, i like to think this is a universal experience for drug users
>>203845191McDonald police raiding Hamburglars house
>>203845217The video of that bloke getting hit by a double decker then walking into a cafe is far funnier
>>203845191>trump was a no show for his morning shift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emrB9toF7P4
>>203845214Yeah, wait what?
>>203845224Have him download slippi.gg and play some super smash bros melee
>>203845194truth
>>203845226allie?
>>203845215Whatever the pub is serving, maybe a taco or some onion rings
>>203845241The other one, security camera footage, bus comes flying round the corner, hits the kerb and hits a bloke
Sir Mick Donald's
>>203845224I am socially anxious, so I cannot contact nor form relations with drug dealers.I also don't really like weed. Every time I smoked it, it gave me severe panic attacks and made me feel like I was going to die.
Songs from the big chair
yea.. just like feeling cruel
Sir Ramon Monstercock
>>203845242what's in the taco
>>203845255Do some pushups?Are you transexual?
>>203845236WhatJust sharing my wisdom
>>203845259Adorable! heart emoji heart emoji
>>203845273i really appreciate it
>>203845234wonder how are phil is doing these days, must've had to get a real job by now
>>203845068Alri Subway Jarod drinking 3 beers. Me? 30 drinks? That's a Popeyes job mane.
>>203845268You can get seasoned beef, chicken, pork or fish (which I hate) with some salsa and corriander in a soft shell tortilla. Fuckin luv em
leaning back and farting at the screen where all your posts are
>>203845188Gal Ritchie?
>>203845300Popeyes is actually revolting, Makes the arse fall out of me every time
>>203845300no mate i'm talking after 10 pints and a bunch of shots, steaming mate
I like hangovers and diarrhea
>>203845259the problem with this is one of them dies first and then not only are you crushed by the loss you're also crushed another three or four hundred times from watching the one that's still alive and has no concept of death or understanding of why they can never see their friend again pine for the other and you can never make it ok no matter what you do you just have to live with it til your sad pet dies
>>203845312It's your screen
>>203845330Stop lying
>>203845313corr imagine the farts i could belt at the screen after that
gimme gimme gimme some scran after midnight
yanks boasting about drinking 6 beers (330ml)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjpF8ukSrvk
>>203845332>the one that's still alive and has no concept of deaththey do, and they mourn
Yanklets trooning the fuck out mid shift in the bathroom
>>203845371You can get big cans here, and bars serve pints
fucking hate having OCD, might up the fluexoetine
>>203845313Looks absolute FIRE
A wasteman. A Pagan and a Bhenchod
>>203845405Poor kwabs
would eat the egg curry
A Welshman. A paedo. A bent wog
wish i was her bf
crab bao buns
>>203845405Absolutely HATE HATE this, do chinks really?
Some old schizo guy started shouting at me earlier when I was on my incel walk
>>203845433She is genuinely extremely physically repulsive. To be honest, I wish I could bash her face in with a brick, until it is merely a pile of indiscriminate pulp.
>>203845440do they really what
>>203845433looks like a vapid whorewhat would you talk about with her?
>>203845433you couldn't handle it kid
>>203845397Worst OCD ritual?
>>203845446you are suffering from split personality disorder and that man was actually you
>>203845347bizarre but trueas long as I can jut bedrot all day and have easy access to a toilet
>>203845446Was probably an alright fellow
>>203845446rattled you didn’t he
sometimes i wonder what dog tastes like
marco pierre white putting a knorr stock pot in the water for cooking pasta
>>203845255i'm socially anxious too, but it seems like dealers are pretty friendly people but seemingly oblivious that their customers just want gear and not to be friendsunless you have absolutely no social life at all i guarantee you know someone who knows a dealer like that
>>203845320Yeh
>>203845446Damn meth head picking on one of ours! the 4chan revolution can't come any quicker grrrr
>>203845498haven't seen this gentle sir in a while
>>203845498
>>203845496Nah
>>203845463I get in a constant loop in my head about certain hypothetical arguments I might have and being able to express it clearly and succinctly, If I can't it causes a lot of pain in the sense I might be wrong or it feels wrong to say.Somewhat hard to explain
>>203845514
>>203845446You were actually in Silent Hill and he was your Pyramid Head acting as a representation of your guilt
>>203845498mate you're lost/b/ in 2018 is third door on the left
>>203845532What were they watching?
Saw an anon on /pol/ make a video about how he's camping in a tent by a river in New Mexico Might do it, work at a liquor store, steal booze and get drunk AF 24/7 until I become a manager and work part time https://youtu.be/mAlDAdrBzHA?si=Puti_UPdlyR4srW8
>>203845523sloppy scrambled eggs is fucking rank
>>203845516Come to Daddy my little Asian flower
kidulthood (2006) may be the grimmest film i've ever sat through, and i've seen several eastern european films
>>203845550This nigga is obsessed with starvation though lol
I’m proud of you
>>203845523why do these yanks looks baffled by scrambled eggs?
>>203845532
>>203845564yeah wogs are awful
>>203845564>grim>not hilarious
>>203845568looks like fucking shit
>>203845564Have you seen "Christiane F."? It's a tear fest for me.
>>203845568he must've felt a right tit when he cut it open and the cheese wasn't melted, why did he upload this?
>>203845564you dizzy blud?
>>203845550what does the first sentence have to do with the second???
sir blackpool pier harmer
>>203845610he might do it (live in a tent)
https://youtu.be/hNJ5gnFXmhs?si=hTE7FDpAcTWDb0Rh
hate that arrogant twat jamie olivercan't cook anything without putting his own shitty spin that invariably ruins the dish
hope none of you are being malicious in manchester tonight
>>203845610I'm copying himLooks like he quit his job almost immediately though lolCALIFORNIANEDhttps://youtu.be/w200h-NvuqA?si=6EwE1T6J4tO4SP2v
>>203845638What’s going on in Leeds then?
>>203845638mad how so many of these maps line up
>>203845568the man is a hack, despite repeated viewings it still boggles my mind that he can go 'mm LOOK AT THAT the cheese has melted perfectly' when we can see it hasn't and he can see it hasn't. and he's burnt it. and he could have just tried again but he went with the fucked one.
>>203845654nasty lads!
I have no games to play, need a steam sale soon
>>203845633>Jamie is nothing but a fat chef with a drum kit.>Go and win your first Michelin star, Jamie, and then I might take you seriously.
>>203844877spainmong with the shite thread edition
got tonnes of cobwebs in my room, got an agreement with the spiders they get to keep my room clear of flies during the summer and i evict them come winter
>>203845642Is that kinda FUCKED UP that you can't steal food?
>>203845568The secret to grilled cheese? Kimchi
>>203845657What an absolute twat.
>>203845657Can't stand fat burgers, they should be thin and wide
>>203845676if you have amazon prime theres literally all sorts of new games that you get from GOG and such
>>203845679
>>203845688yeah the smashed burger took over nowproblem is they don't make big ole buns
We live in a society
>>203845699I always forget about prime games, thanks
posted it again awardmelted down again award
https://mega.nz/folder/JnZ2CIjb#KoMHtZHkerNzySLCridBgAHere is a bunch of videos of Marco Pierre White cooking if you are interested. This man is a great man with character unlike his offspring.
>>203845705innit
>>203845705mad, utterly mad how insanely accurate this is
>>203845722john mcafee
the bloke who played the strip club owner freddy in mr. inbetween also played the crazy methhead with the shotgun in one episode of breaking bad, and also charles manson in once upon a time in hollywood (2019)he gets around a surprising amount, that bloke
the mongdem
>>203845705kek they have done us there
>>203845722elton john
leftypol grooming kids online and saying it's his human right
>>203845705reminds me of dtfic
>>203845705Watch thread on /fa/ every day for the last 4 years
>>203845730>>203845735>>203845748Kwabsters
marco pierre SHITE
penisfartanon on a mad one
>>203844877>Hooker tries to fuck me >Gets angry when I say no>Tell her I don't want anything if it>Her pimp tried to get me killedWhy was I retarded
I VILL VATCH ZEE HOLLYVOOD SLOP
was going to buy an MG but apparently they're made by chinks now and not britishlooks like it's toyota again for me
>>203845786ktim watching alien romulus
im watching a 1 republican vs 25 kamala voters video1 rorke vs 25 labour voters when?
>Israel launches air strikes on Iran
>>203845797why don't you care about canadian politics for once in your life?
>>203845676blacked friday is coming up
>>203845783Holden Caulfield
>>203845817there's not enough WWE style debates and memes
>>203845831I wanted to go on a incel walk and not get jumped
>>203845705disturbingly accurate
>>203845783>>Hooker tries to fuck me>>Gets angry when I say noThis literally has never happened.
early hours /brit/ is just a cumdump of schizoid posts which wouldn't be accepted in their containment thread
>>203845676Also the Halloween sale, might buy one of those interactive movie games for Halloween like the quarry or until dawn
really expensive for a decent jacket, glad i live in australia and thus never need a jacket
>>203845832Yet. Trump will most likely invade Canada to try and succeed where his ancestors failed
>>203845850Nah hookers will basically try to get people to pay for them and if you say no they basically get their pimps to try and attack you
Goon mode goon pride
>>203845858until dawn is betterthose games are best played with a group of friends if possible
Do Brits envy Abroad in Japan
>>203845878How the fuck do you even get into that situation? Why are you just casually talking to hookers?
would be happy with a 5/10 gf >>203845861British DPM parka is $30
>>203845808nothing ever happens
>>203845678dont him and ramsay hate each other
>>203845902Gordon chose to cry. It was his choice.
>>203845891nah because he has an ugly canuck gf
porn is wrongloli doujinshis are wrongmaintain your vril
Need this
>>203845908Who got fucked by *******Pedo grannyHis last gf was a fuck ugly japHer personal life must be entirely grim
>>203845911this some repugnant shit
>>203845894I was walking on the beach in lake Michigan having a incel walk and some hooker walked to up me and asked if wanted to have fun or drinks and I said no. While walking to my car a pimp asked me I tried to touch his girl
>>203845888>friends I don’t have any
>>203845911Do the drugs You'll make it
>>203845858Try disco elysium
>>203845949Drugs are bad
And by her I mean Chris sissy "Chrissy" AbroadBritain's own Chris ChanIf you will God it feels good to shit talk ecelebsiDubbbz
Hey anon... still looking for that blog soyjak if you're still here!
>>203845896autismcore
>>203845911The ideal woman
Based and monkepilled
>>203845975
>>203845975I hope this is the one you meantsorry if not
>>203845896absolutely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeucohIa5LQ
>>203845975https://archiveofsins.com/_/articles/faq/Find it your self I think it would be easier than to wait for him to respond
>>203845985>eating cocaine with a spoonIdeal disposable fuckhole
>>203845996Fuck yes hahaha thank you! Are you the chap from the previous thread?
>>203845996I stand corrected
>>203846021of coursea deal was made
world war 3 brewing nicely
Love the fact natural and small boobs are more common in porn now, all boobs are beautiful
>>203846035Good man
>>203846040is small boob porn still illegal in australia?
>Tranny and CuckingWhy are Japanese like this?
>>203846037Nothing ever happens
what's your #1 shagging tip
>>203845911why does she (or he? maybe a tranny) not even have a bed cover
>>203846059put the balls in
>>203846059be dominant
>>203846054What did you mean by that?
>>203846059Don't be Indian.Unless you're female. Then you're the shaggee
>>203846037Can't wait until we get conquered by the Chinese
>>203846067Why did they write such characters of homosexListen to them talk It's...saddening
>>203846052Come again?
>>203846060She, most certainly a she only women can get this disgusting, is most likely lazy to get a bed cover or even a bed frame. depression is hard
>>203846081That is 100% fake. AI generated.
>>203846081Thank you for sharing
>>203846081yeah I'll definitely watch this... NOT!
>>203846081fucking hell the mad lad really did 3 hours
Indian females bouncing on White willies
>>203846091You're welcome, I'm going to repost it in the /next/ nobody bully me ok?
>>203846081What a god damned joke of a world. Imagine Kennedy or Theodore Roosevelt being alive to see potential presidential candidates of today. They'd have a stroke.
>>203846081>300k views in 20mins on an unlisted videoit's over for biden
>>203846117well said!
God I really fucking hope Trump loses. I really hate that fat cunt.
lets get it done then
noncey noncey ooh such a good time noncey nonceywhite socks slippin down
>>203846107Shocked on that one tbqh. Bernie Sanders only gave him like an hour. I hope Joe makes animal noises at some point in the interview.
Hello lads! Very hungover
>>203846081I think this means he's confident he'll win. That man can't handle 3 hours in the ring with my man, Boston Joe, you know what I mean? He doesn't even care now. Biggest landslide since the 80s.
Aussington Manor
>>203846151don’t necessarily agree with you lad confidence of victory doesn’t mean victory
get it made, yank edition
fine ill do it myselfNEW >>203846164
>>2038460812016 me would've cared
>>203846151Russia was pretty confident that it would take over Ukraine in two weeks. look where that got them
