snoozerino edition
poo smells lmaoooooooooooo
>called house>lives in an apartment
Alri lads
>>203843695remarkably horrible taste, yet this means it must be bait so the emotional impact of this post becomes null
going to apply to be a cia agent since i can monitor my surroundings getting lunch as was my natural instinct being around blacks
>>203843432Every Mexican, Brazilian, Colombian etc. has west African DNA, as well as diverse global ethnic ancestry.Latinos are probably the most racially mixed people on Earth.
>A public schoolboy who claimed he was sleepwalking when he tried to murder two students and a teacher in a claw hammer attack has been detained for life with a minimum term of 12 years.>The 17-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was dressed only in his boxer shorts when he repeatedly hit his dormmates as they slept in one of the boarding houses at Blundell's School in Tiverton, Devon, in June last year.>Giving evidence during his trial, the boy said he kept two hammers by his bed "for protection" from a "zombie apocalypse".
>>203843722This must be bait.
>Mobility scooter-riding 'gangster granddad' who stepped in to tackle couple who were abusing school bus driver is cleared of assault as case is thrown out of court
>>203843713Surprising that you would find something like Peaky Blinders or Black Mirror to be better than The Bear
I miss mousenonce
>>203843722i thought it was a rather all-encompassing selection that captures a broad range of perspectives and cultures in only a few different series
>>203843710
>>203843743Here comes the pain train! Here comes the pain train!
thinking of investing in myself
LET'S GOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTWNIEi6Ktk
8134CH dem 80084
>pasta delivery
21st century western pop culture is absolutely dire without exception and anybody who consumes it is most likely a braindead npc
ordered some computer parts on tuesday and got an email that they've only just now dispatched it, not happy jan
no one has watched heartstopper or ever mentioned it apart from me
>>203843734
>>203843776[Glass him.]
>>203843750bit harsh, season 4 got a little shaky but it was still pretty good
>>203843789mihai was a fan
me watching my favourite TV show of all time, Minor British Wank
nth for the holodem
>BREAKING: Israel's military says it is 'conducting strikes on military targets' in Iran
breaking bad is good but it's not top-tier, also i remember thinking that game of thrones was the most overrated thing ever and i don't mind saying it brought me sick schadenfreudery joy that it ended as poorly as it did and how mad normies were about it
simply unable to appreciate the show Friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmiRndxkU8
>>203843799... i was dead in that town
>>203843825it was an e4 staple in the uk
>>203843748Just think The Bear's shite desu. It's just blue-collar porn. Black Mirror and Peaky Blinders at least had episodes that got my attention, though both were more bad than good.
>Sara Sharif's neighbour heard girl screaming 'in pain' two days before schoolgirl's death
>>203843825WE WERE ON A BREAKhaha, classic
>>203843825it's weird because it seems to have skipped a generation, gen Xers and zoomers are into it while millennials don't seem to give a toss for the most part (except maybe early millennials)
>>203843845Severance is class.
>>203843842ever heard of an e10 staple?
>>203843825it's a VERY american show, and I mean that in the worst way possible
>>203843848Read this earlier and thought of Bradley's reaction haha
>>203843822first time i tried watching breaking bad i got bored after a season and a bit and stopped watching it. just didn't grab me. thought it was shite. tried again during lockdown and it's fucking incredible. no idea how i didnt get it the first time round.>>203843859that the one with yer man from stepbrothers?
I'm unable to tell what global events are significant. It seems like people in the middle east send missiles over borders every other week and then they all forget about it.
Plotting my mum's Christmas present
>>203843883the only events that are significant are ones that impact you directly
>>203843881It is.
>>203843883here's a hack: quite literally no event involving Israel vs. Palestine is of any importance despite the global roaring fanbase
>>203843909Those might but I don't know enough about it.
>>203843906>Plotting my mum's Christmas presentplotting... is it evil?
Was planning on going to Ukraine as a volunteer for some training and experience for the inevitable. Guess it's too late now.
>>203843906gold card for the gherkin
SOSO SO fucking itchy when the two week mark from shaving my face hits
why wasn't smallville on that list
>>203843925kind of is though
>>203843881season 2 and season 5 are probably the best, the gus fring years all seem to blur together in my headalso, how do i get a jane gf in real life?
>>203843930no, it's an adventurehe's plotting her journey, you see
old cunts using their phones to take photos of the photos on other old cunts phones so they can share the photos on social media
>>203843857in australia maybe, millenials love friends here
>>203843933you'd get domed or maimed in a foreign legion trench after a week and some training where you learn how to reload and do 10 press ups
>>203843951Season 1 and 2 are incredibly comfy. The first half of season 3 was a chore to get through the first time I watched it.
>>203843970walk into traffic
>>203843825love it. makes me laff every time over the silliest shit.sup with the wack playstation sup
what sort of childhood creates a vtuber fan
holy kino
Do you believe in life on Mars?
>>203843970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyB0b3V88wforgot link omds>>203843994shan't x
>>203844012i don't even think mars is real mate
>>203843930
>>203843966Watched some videos and read about it. You get 6 or more weeks of training depending on your experience and they assign you a job depending on how you did. And they most likely don't send you to the frontline at all because you'd just get killed as a newbie. But I'd be a fool to think I'd go there and be spared of dying I'm not that stupid.
have to go out and vote today (under penalty of a fine (yes australia has mandatory voting)), but then i'd have to get out of bed and have a shower and walk up the road to the polling place, and then have to deal with annoying politicalfags shoving pamphlets in my face, and stand in line for 15 minutes with a bunch of smelly bogans, and it's just going to be a whole thing
>>203844034>hey guys I have to go outside todayshut the fuck up you drama queen wanker, Jesus
>>203844034
>>203844034Hope you vote for someone who is against the tyranny of the monarchy and respects indiginous lives.
>>203844054it's 30 degrees out and the polling place is not quite far enough to justify driving but far enough to walk that it's a bit of an inconvenience (not that i'd be able to find a parking spot anywhere near it mind you)
>>203844034Mandatory voting is such a retarded idea. Why would you want to make someone vote if they don't care about politics and know nothing about any of the parties/candidates they have to choose from?
>>203844034mandatory voting is a bizarre concept, goes against the entire idea of democracy
>>203844034Have a few drinks first and make it fun
>>203844024secretly hope it's notsecretly, i hope anon gives his mum a nice gift and she hugs him like mine never didsee, there's a hole in my soul
>>203844079>blah blah I have to go out into slightly warm weathershut the fuck up
>>20384401250-year-old virgin Heather hnnng
>>203843845peaky blinders was dogshitblack mirror hit and missi thought the bear was ok but overrated
>>203844068I did Japanese for a year in uni and everyone else was doing powerpoints on anime and tea ceremonies and I did it on the rape of nanking and then dropped out before I got the results.
>>203843819>>203844017cute
>>203843694A girl left me mid date to talk to more attractive men and told them I was making her uncomfortable God I am deformed and autistic. I need to get plastic surgery and get bigger
the boober
I hope there is intelligent life in space because there is bugger all down here on Earth.
im turning blind becaue of Diabetesgoodbye bong broswe might never see again
>>203844034Hope youre voting One Nation lad x
>took him thereooooo spooky
Don't understand Charlie Veitch's whole deal. Does he just go into Manchester during working hours on weekdays and see if he can wind people up?
>>203844092come on mate have some mercy, we all know the sun here is savagely cancerous>>203844075nah i'll be voting one nation
>>203843857im millennial and love friends. can still rewatch it and enjoy it
>>203844034you get a sausage though yes?
>>203844121hope it's type 1 otherwise LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
autistic people be like>hmm, people are turned off by my personality>by my powers of deduction...>this means I should exercise more
A single mother moves in next door to you>Hi, my name is Heather. What's your name?
more like done nation lol
>>203844127yeah his job is to get youtube views so people kicking off helps him
Anime is okay. I liked chainsaw man, that movie about the deaf girl and death note up until after the main dude died and they just carried on for some reason.Don’t understand people who make it their whole personality. Don’t understand people who hate it with a passion.Just an animated tv show innit. The Simpsons is an anime and lots of people like that.
>>203844140i might give it a goit's not one of those yank shows where it's like 22 episodes per season is it? as much as i love house, it's such a fucking slog
>>203844034write steve irwin on the ballot for me please
>>203844140chanandler bong, haha
the spooker
Anybody here like women's feet? Why do you like them so much
>>203844107*forgot pic again
Pondering what names I'd like to call my children in spite of the fact I get red-faced when I talk to women and haven't once in my life kissed one
>>203844121Imagine you go blind and they assign you a nurse and you make her type posts on 4chan for you. Everything can be voice controlled today and it's very handicap friendly
>>203844127Used to watch him way back during the Occupy protests.
>>203844160it is but they are only 25mins eachhouse is a 45minuter
>>203844146yes but you'd probably have to pay like $5 for it these days
>>203844121gott schpieden mein fraülein
>>203844157Sort of admire how much he makes people seethe just by sort of speaking near people
>>203844174Nah, my brain's wired correctly... it doesn't mix feet with sexual feelings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbvyNnw8Qjg
>>203844179this would be a good topic to discuss with a woman
>>203844179Luna and Brody
>>203844151Uhhh J-Julian. Julian Sutcliffe. *limp wet handshake*
>>203844179I reckon a good name would be Seven
austistic cunts simultaneously making out their disorder is some kind of superpower while also using it as an excuse for all of their shit behaviour
>>203844187right but you do get a sausage?
>>203844194he is very brave, but then again he has lots of experience doing this and knows what he can get away with etc
>>203844208more like Julian SuckClit, yowza!
scratch and sniff
>>203844149She was hugging and grabbing me the whole time. I hate being autistic I am honestly close to killing myself to see if I can reroll or go to hell
Both gender neutral namesIf they troon out you can call them Troona and the Broder
>>203844210why can't it be both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOYzEnbm2R0
>>203844127hate this annoying mestizo c*nt
>>203844217Watched a video of his earlier where someone said he raped a teenagerBit weird cause he got quite fuming about it
>>203844220where's the COCK?!*slams gaming headset to smithereens*
>>203844222What is up my Brooder.
I heard a cornish militia got GCHQ'd
>>203844225shut up you autistic cunt
>>203844216if you pay for it yes, personally i've never bothered to buy one, i wouldn't be surprised if they only accept cash too and no one carries cash anymore
>>203844122
>>203844220there's no spider-womanonly a spider-manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkeiEBaOOXA
the real autism was thinking autism was real
>>203844160yes there are hundreds of episodes but only 20 minutes long and its really moreish. or maybe i only love it because of the nostalgia of watching in the early 2000s and the 90s aesthetic >>203844163haha
>>203844179think of them as a man with long hair
>>203844242maybe his ginger lady is 19, not really sure of all the detailsbut I think they had a falling out so maybe that was why he was so wound up
>>203844268-man is a gender-neutral term thoughever
>>203844246spy agencies keeping us safe from celtic radicals
>>203844244I'm BROODING
>>203844283me when I load up my AI girlfriend but there are texture mapping errors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ObjtVdsV3I
>>203844221She was really into me until I found someone more good looking man it's time for surgery
>>203844127He definitely gives paedo vibes
>>203844279>think of them as a manyou when trying to get yourself hard in bed
been rewatching mr. inbetween, have to skip through the scenes where he's thinking about asking out that ambo bird in s1, just too awkward
On the prowl for Asian women at the Monty Pyke
might become an anglican
>>203844250we don't get a sausage. i guarantee voting percentages would rise if we all got a sausage.
>>203844318I simply cannot make myself watch any Australian TV show, it's all so bad
>>203844320Pathetic dweeb
>>203844210We are better than you but forced to live in your shitty world where our behaviour is deemed against your “social norms”.Our “shit behaviour” is you throwing a tantrum for us not looking into your eyes or pretending to laugh at your shitty jokes. Oooooh me me me, give me attention, look at my face, smile at me, listen to my boring story about how I’m upset otherwise you have a mental disability. Wow you can remember stuff, have interests other than tv or football and can do basic maths!? You are inhuman to me and my peanut brain. Neurotypical clown world.
>>203844324Stevie Wonder?????????? I'm such a big cunt of yours!
The gays have a term called "twink death", I've come to realise in recent years that I experienced a similar thing.Me circa 16-19 years old:>really pretty-looking guy>smooth face>full head of hair>beautiful smile>bold eyelashes and striking eyes>very skinny>not very much hair on my body>always complimented by people on how nice i smelt>had many girls in sixth form lusting after meMe now (late 20s):>ugly as fuck>rough, dry skin all over my face>severely balding>look like a criminal or a terrorist>fat as shit>every part of my body is thick with hair>smell bad even when i wash thoroughly and wear deodorant and cologne>zero female interest anywhereI feel so ashamed and disgusted by myself its unreal... I'd do anything to be magicked back into my body from when I was 17 years old.
There was a big spider in my room and I successfully removed it. Feel like a big boy not asking Daddy
>>203844320trying to give them the Python are you?
>>203844286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43si9s7ulU8gender neutral this
>>203844326i think there are a lot of our policies you should copy (such as offshore detention centres for migrants), democracy sausages are one such policy even though i don't personally engage with it
>>203843959No, it was a screenshot of photos taken from a tv
bezos just de-facto endorsed trumphow does this impact british society?
>>203844314Sometimes yeah when he goes to randomly film teenagersSurely you just walk away
>>203844339mr inbetween was really good. colin from accounts is oki hear there is an aussie Office being released
>>203844339round the twist would like a word m8
>>203844339there are a few exceptions, most notably mr. inbetween (even foreigners like it) and of course tracey mcbean
>>203844352how'd it taste
>>203844324UK has an awesome Christian heritage. If I was a brit I'd probably just go with whatever my ancestors were
>>203844356well I suppose Sandman is now physically gender-neutral given they have no fixed form
>>203844349Shouldve looked after yourself
>>203844347you can't even wipe your own arse properly you smelly spacker
>>203844339summer heights high? or was that kiwi
>>203844306You posted a 90s bowie image so now I must post thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo
>>203844356I loved this fight in Spider-Man 3 on PlayStation 3
>>203844349"The British Transition"
>>203844349Just make some money >I feel so ashamed and disgusted by myself its unrealktim
>>203844349Was a giga-twink when I was 17-19 but it was during Covid years and so I was unable to convert it into sex - be grateful you at least had that
Considering buying cigs off a dodgy Chinese import shopThey do menthols. Might as well.60 quid for 10 packs.
>>203844389I can though. I can wipe my arse better than you can. And this infuriates you.
>>203844407you've still not bought them after all this deliberating
>>203844349feel blessed that I got better looking as I aged
>>203844391Love this video. Love are davie
despite almost never rewatching any movie or tv-show, I am drowning in all the content there is to consume. I used to keep a record, but I lost track after ~2000 movies.
>>203844339round the twistkath and kimblueysummer heights highdanger 5...alright that's all i've got
Almost Rememberance Day lads
>>203844359bit disappointed the bruce democracy sausage isn't free tbqh. thought that was the point. vote, get a sausage. very fair deal imho.
>>203844397I don't want money. I want attractiveness, social status, and pride. I'd rather be poor and beautiful than be rich and hideous.>>203844401I didn't really get anything out of it. I was (and still am) extremely socially anxious, you see. So even when girls showed interest in me, I brushed them off out of fear of being embarrassed.
>>203844314>>203844370there were times in a few vids i watched when i binged his content in 2023 where he was clearly drawn to the kids and chatting to them for no reason and was desperately trying to stay around them to film
>>203844424have you ever......ever felt like this?
>>203844407I get 2 packs of marlboro reds from the local shop for a tenner here. Had to switch to vaping because I was smoking too much
>>203844427my cock and balls when I slip on a rainbow condom
>>203844339genie from down under
>>203844339Mr Inbetween was amazing you should give it a go
>>203844377still sandMAN
>>203844427
>>203844349Honestly my body is shit My face is shit Voice is shit I am a gross rat creature whow as dumb enough to think a girl would actually like him for being him. Only way I am getting pussy is if I am rich
>>203844460tiny cocked plumber attending jobs in Shartsville, La Poopacaca
>>203844414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqbQC81_74k
16-22 Sexy cute twink23-28 Weird looking fella29-current Actually turned into an adult man and look handsomeWas a rough couple years in the middle but at least in my 30’s I actually look and feel like a man
I can conclusively state that yanks are by far the most narcissistic posters on /brit/
>>203844482Good man.
>>203844427https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729902897699727.webm
>>203844433they're generally fundraisers and have nothing to do with actual government policy though, for some reason in australia our go-to method of fundraising is selling sausages outside of either polling places or hardware stores
>>203844349you whingey little wanker, all but a couple of those are things you can work on. stop being such a defeatist bellend and sort yourself out. >wahh help me i'm too lazy to fix myselfwhiney mong.
Do any of you remember this Australian show from the 90s?https://youtu.be/_10FilVsD0Y?feature=shared
women ruin their good looks and health by smoking cigarettes. I hate the sight of a women smoking
>>203844482The thing is I don't actually want to look like an adult manI want to be a beautiful, pretty young lad like I was when I was in my late teensI don't want to be some horrible, brutish, hairy creature like I am now
sometimes wish i was an aussiehave a pet koala and hug him all day
>>203844500would buy a sausage if one was for sale outside my local hardware store tbf desu
>>203844349literally everyone on this website knows what twink death. You only made the post to tell people you were a shagger or something you weird narcissit twerp
I know a lad whose main joy in playing games is just getting steam achievementshe has 18,000 of them, he's mad
>>203844510kek I feel the same but its quite incellish reallyhate seeing ortega smoke
Got roasted garlic on a pizza, never again
>>203843699fuck off 190>>203843702kys 190>>203843736kys190>>203843743kys 190>>203843780kys
bonjour, je suis un shagguer ca va?
>>203844537>literally everyone on this website knows what twink deathSorry? Do they? Am I posting on a website full of fags?>You only made the post to tell people you were a shagger or somethingI am not a shagger though, I'm a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.
>>203844034>yes australia has mandatory votingInsane thing supported by insane people?borderline evil
I am a ugly gross rat creature who should never leave his room again. I spent 17 to 18 in my room playing games and only left at 2 am to go to the gym. I think I was right when not wanting to leave because I am a autistic freak
Older.Fatter.Balder.
Israel being based yet again lads
>detained for life with a minimum of 12 yearsah yes the british justice system
>>203844544I remember installing Steam achievement manager to get all the hats and weapons in TF2 and try to craft the Hidden Dagger for spy and if I failed I'd just make a new account for more scrap and ref metal
>>203844519Wash your face, shave your head, stop eating.You’re not a teenager. You’re never going to be a teenager again. You’re an adult man. It’s your choice if you want to look like a grotty fat balding freak or a healthy well groomed handsome man.Get a grip lad.
>>203844530what's the UK's equivalent of bunnings? (your largest chain of hardware stores that completely dominates the market)
>>203844578needs to happen to more cuntsbring back the asylumsbring back the workhousesbring back the gallowsdeport the wogs
>>203844576How so?
>>203844559mon vieux a mangé un steak de kangoo, il a dit que c'était bon
>>203844510ever seen a japanese guy smoke? no idea why but japanese lads make smoking a fully white jap cigarette look absolutely delicious.
>turning 29 in december
>>203844586Jewson or B&Q
>>203844586B&Q
>>203844586homebase or b&qbunnings tried to come here but got shut down FAST
>>203844460mogs me
The Jews dragging us into a world war AGAIN
>>203844586homebase
>>203844573it does seem a bit contradictory doesn't it, it's like liberty prime said at the end of fallout 3, "democracy is non-negotiable". and that was supposed to be a joke, in australia it's accurate
>>203844598Gayboy
>>203844583I can't ever really look how I want to look unfortunately, because I'm balding.I can make myself look decent and presentable, BUT... I can't ever look how I want to look in my head. I never envisioned myself being bald.
don't want to be a hot fuckable twink just amdidn't ask for this
>>203844604i turn 30 in june
>>203844586dave's hardware
>>203844634i'm 45
>>203844617When did Bunnings try to come here?
>>203844634How do you feel about it?
>>203844616>>203844617>>203844622looks like homebase and b&q are nearly neck-and-neck, i should also mention bunnings has some fairly stiff competition from mitre 10, but you don't usually see people selling sausages outside mitre 10
Going to piss on the bush in my yard brb
Bloody Hell I got to get out of here
>>>/pol/485914743
>>203844586Ken's hardware
>>203844634february for me, i used to stress out about my "youth" being over but now it seems like a blessed relief
>>203844586Bummings
>>20384464317/18
>>203844629why dont you just go to turkey?
>>203844658too soon
>>203844630sorry to hear this, la... so, got any plans for the evening?
Sir Fanny Chmelar
>>203844608Don't forget Toolstation and Screwfix
>>203844629Go to r/bald and look at the before and after posts of balding men who have shaved and tell me they don’t look better
Corr
ain't no bunnings come round here try to start shit nuh uh
>>203844683Irish taste
>>203844665same for me glad im out of my awkward 20s, shit 10 years for me
>>203844681Some hair is better than no hair. Those people just don't comb their hair proper
>>203844683bottom half is peng
>>203844678no. just listening to chopin and getting angry at posts like yours
>>203844670Are you from Herts?
i'd wear a toupee if i were bald, i mean why not? i'm surprised it's not a more popular optionmy real hair is coarse and frizzy and shit, so if i could have any kind of hair i wanted i'd think of it as something of a silver lining of being a slaphead
>>203844727favourite ballade?
>>203844725Nah, the top half makes the bottom half 2x more peng
running keystroke biometrics on this thread
>no. just listening to chopin and getting angry at posts like yours
>>203844658The right is becoming really embarrassing lately. They're embracing gooners, pornstars and degenerates simply because these people have some "grudge" against the left. How am I supposed to support these people? I find them extremely embarrassing.
>>203844629pipe down cue ball. take the wigpill. saw a vid of some lad sticking one on the other day and it looked mint.
>>203844683Legs remind me of Silent Hill
Scran sorted
i'm rabidly racist but not even remotely sexist, wonder if that makes me a hypocrite since women tend to be the ones who vote for darkie-pandering policies and the like
*slaps your wee bald head*
running poostroke poo-o-metrics
>>203844681Yeah, I know I can look decent while being bald, I just don't want to look like that. I'd prefer to have a full head of hair, be clean shaven, and have a boyishly handsome face. But I can't do that anymore. It's depressing. It's sad as well because the kinds of girls I'm into are just not into bald, hairy, brutish looking guys like how I am now.
>>203844769So many sauces
>>203844774average fash homo
>>203844740slap some argan oil on that ting
>>203844769nobody needs four different hot sauces
>>203844769does a mouse work on a glass table with no pad?
>>203844769Are they the costco nuggets?
>>203844776*dodges it*i felt the air movement
>>203844799
>>203844769>coaster>no mouse padget it together al
might hit the strip club>>203844769based
>>203844807Air bending master
>>203844789>>203844797The more sauces the better>>203844801Walmart nuggertz
>>203844792nah i'm an agnostic and pro-choice, not some obnoxious queer who was molested by a catholic priest as a child and now larps as a deus vult nationalist like milo yiannapoulos or nick fuentes
>>203844774Well, there is a strain of thought that recognises that third worlders are responsible for 99% of sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc thought in today's world, and therefore leftist and progressive people should oppose third world values with all of their might.Not many leftists recognise this, however.
where can I claim my free /brit/ mousepad
>>203844832lot of seething in your post for someone that’s not a homo
>>203844822thats how they explain it in korraand desu, i did feel doors opening in my bacj just through air movementthe scalp is a very sensitive place
sir spankard mooser
Shave your head. Get contact lenses. Go to the gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c79sbNzDVZ4
>>203844831Try the costco ones theyre the best imo
>>203844858Shan't.
>>203844858>beardwhy do maleoids do this
>>203844877>>203844877>>203844877
>>203844858Guy on the right just looks like a fag. He looks like some gay bear faggot who shags men up the arse in humid, sweaty, smelly rooms. God i don't want to fucking look like that.
>>203844836You need climb one of these and fart. When you're done a mousepad will be waiting for you at your doorstep. And if you're worried about us not knowing you did this don't worry we will know.
>>203844834yeah possibly, i also dislike homos and especially trannies though, i'm just against the idea of women being treated like children or second-class citizens>>203844850not seething if it's literally a fact
