ISO 8601 edish
poo smells lmao
>>203846081>drops on friday at 7pmthis retard is worth 200m bucks, has been in media for decades, and doesnt know about the friday rule
YANKEDYANKEED
planning my 7 year hike across the globe
>yank has to make /brit/ newthis is why you fell behind as a country, old man
>>203846081WE ARE SO BACK
>>203846187have fun!
>>203846184I hate this cunt. Hope he loses.
>>203846162Forgot what post this was already silly silly silly me. They call that dementia playboy. I call that dewomentia instead.
beards are makeup for men
cooked a ham steak so if you guys want to sniff my fingers I suggest you do it now
everyone’s entitled to enjoy what they enjoy, but it does bring me some dismay that the missus watches gogglebox
This is jeffry Goldberg of Atlantic,No wonder he hates whypipo so much.High school bullying will do that to a man.
>>203846213Beards are for savages with no routine. Moustaches are another thing however
>>203846213beards are revolting
>>203846213true, basically every single man looks better with a slight stubble than clean shavedthere are exceptions but you need to be male model tier
You don't want to be pals with Mikey. He's a clipe. He'll tell the teacher if you sneak a bit of bubble gum in class.
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
>>203846246Sounds like my kind of man. I hate gum
I would try a lot harder if I wasn't socially retarded
>>203846235lol what article is that from I quite like the atlantic and I don’t mind jeffrey goldberg generally, but his biases are usually pretty evident
>>203846256
most landlords ARE working class
big fan of this montenagroan his last 3 posts have all been cracking
Alri lads
>>203846226*sucks on your fingers*
Yeah, intelligent input darlingWhy don't you just have another beer then?
>>203846291would love to curb stomp that lazy bastard
>>203846273working class by definition don't own property
>>203846268That's from his bookhttps://x.com/Cernovich/status/1849961569322664218>During basic training for the IDF, Jeffrey Goldberg (suckers and losers hoax guy) would fantasize about shooting Irish Americans, who he grew up with, in the face.
why did the post get deleted kekpolitics?
>>203846164I was dumb enough to believe girl would like me again
>>203846286Glad to hear that. I'll be retreating to my bed now. Good night beautiful.
>>203846291hello New Zealand
>>203846309working class can own their own homes and cars and other property
>>203846316
>>203846310also interesting:>During the first Palestinian uprising in 1990, Jeffrey Goldberg – an American Jew – served as a guard at the largest prison camp in Israel
absolutely love this stuff, i go out of my way to eat salads just so i can have it, could honestly drink it by the bottle but that wouldn't be very cost-efficient and would also undermine my dignity a bit
SS
>>203846310>suckers and losers hoax guylad you need to let that go, it’s been independent verified by countless former staff
reading webconmics
>>203846337o i just saw nice one
going on grindr and finding someone who will literally assault me
>>203846344balsamic is good but for me it's minced garlic
why the fuck is it unlisted
the fact that MG motors is owned by chinks now explains why MGs are much more common on the road these days i suppose
>>203846355*smacks you in the back of the head*bad lad
>>203846347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNIWPNZMSlY
>>203846353For me, it's VG Cats.
The Aussie who posted his music in?https://voca.ro/1eaYcYACWgTl
>>203846373unlisted until nov 6th by order of youtube apparently
>>203846373probably so it has less grounds for being taken down
>>203846385Video game web comics were a dark time
>>203846334Hello
>>203846395that's surely not the case
>>203846386Woah Cody the acoustics be wild!
I've been waiting for this episode since 1997
I was rejected today I am such a freak
bloody hell im broke
>>203846385positively precambrian piece of internet history this
>>203846372Guarantee that's dehydrated garlic
hello all... very hungover
>>203846411
>>203846434Good afternoon
>>203846384this show used to be good until the writers started appealing to the twitter zoomers by flanderising every character and making them repeat their catchphrases every fucking minute
Joe Rogan just saved the west
>>203846425just go work at a buckees carwash for 90k a year
>>203846424don't remember smiths lyrics saying that
>>203846434samei'm also in queensland so i have to go out and vote today (one nation, naturally)
>>203846432>Ingredients: ORGANIC GARLIC, WATER, CITRIC ACID, XANTHAN GUMit's not dehydrated
>>203846445Tried to get a job at a hogwash but it turned out the place didn't exist
>>203846445it's hard work tho
>>203846432looks minced to meyou think they'd just blatantly lie on the packaging with no asterisks or anything? they'd get sued!
>>203846411A dark time? No, this was the golden age.
Hello I am from New Zealand
oy mate if ya vote for one nation i'll drink this petrol and self immolate
>>203846479you are?!
>>203846174kys spainnonce
>>203846474Minced garlic can still be dehydrated (rehydrated I should say) garlic thoughever That's why this jar is so cheap
https://voca.ro/1ih2RgtFA8Bo
>>203846473there is literally no level of cope that can rationalise this for the britisher
>>203846434Been down the pub?
>>203846476>>203846411>>203846385>>203846353for me it was always B^U
>>203846517He hasn't been down to the pub, he's been up in the club!
goign sleep fuck off yankssssssssss
TRVMPVS for emperor
ay lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnY
>>203846516>only 3 weeks of PTO (including sick leave)>50 hours a weekall for only $100k-$225k. not worth it desu
Would be funny to do a D&D alignment chart of /brit/ postsCoffee Pepe would be "lawful good"Regular schizos would be "chaotic neutral"Etc.
>zion donDON'T carei hate when yank election season comes to /brit/
>>203846517aye lad
>>203846560wonder if coffee pepe is the same person as publad
Dementia donald
>be working class>buy a house>still working class>your adult son starts paying rent>suddenly you are no longer working classmad world
>>203846559haha yeah that is peanutstotally not worth it
G-glad no one listened to my cringe music
would be nice if all these dogshit middle east countries inclusing israel just basically nuked each other out of existence. sick of hearing about these raghead wankers
i make my own salad dressing
>the singular coffee pepe poster
>>203846569yes I amcoffee in the morning, beers in the eveningalthough I should emphasise - and I cannot stress this enough - my pub advocacy does not exist in a vacuum. I am at my pub-postiest whe I'm bouncing off the enthusiasm for pubs from other posters, often other aussies
>>203846479corr propa good kittingtonshire diss one
>>203846587i've tried it but mine is never as good as the store-bought stuff, they've just got industrial chemical additives that i simply don't have access to
Might have a poo
>alright https://youtu.be/0ts_jxtJMG8?si=RHvZUv9-5A5A669E
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729897610431125.webmcan't believe this
>women my age only want money or looks>Women my age don't actually want love>Men are only loved for what they provide >I provide nothing >Look awful>Personality autistic freak >Money none I honestly don't think I will find love no woman is dumb enough to like me
>>203846604Think carefully before you befoul yourself
i dont eat salad
>>203846568got no one to go to the pub with anymore tis a shame but all good things come to an end
>>203846594would love to emulate your lifestyle but i can't go to the pub because i have no mates and i'm on the dole so i can't afford it
>>203846609tiny cocked plumber
>>203846479Hello I am also from New Zealand
>>203846590yeah there’s at least two (maybe three?) of us. I post in the morning usually and I notice another one (maybe you) coffee posts in the afternoon
>>203846623when will you grow up and move to oz?
>>203846608>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15>crickets>check-in a week later>excuses>check in week after that>excuses>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)>never received the content>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paidwhat did happen in those 15 days?>sent a ton of PPV>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.pic related: proof I was subbed to her
>>203846619sorry to hear
>>203846609these are all problems that you can solve (at least partially)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMoPUAeLnYwhy has no one posted the trump and rogan link yet? or was it banned??
If you grow up you can't get nonced
>>203846643She's done you
>>203846643You are extremely and severely mentally ill.And you know what, I'm going to go a step further.People like you should be lined up in public, and we'd execute you via firing squad.Let this not be mistaken: I really, really, really hate "people" like you and I wish you'd be punished in the most violent way possible.
The heat; the warmth of this light; gather up as much as you like, it will change nothing. Yes, nothing.
>>203846643He's made you mentally ill
>>203846608I posted that for a curious yank x>>203846643OOF
>>203846655schoolchildren need to learn this one simple trick
I am dumb because I think I can find a girl willing to date someone autistic
>>203846643right she's a scammershan't be posting her againsadly I am not the gyaldem spammer so won't have much effect
>>203846639To move to Aus you either need to have family/friends already over there or enough money to set yourself upI don't have either of those unfortunately
scratchin me bollocks
>>203846674And adult males world 'roundhttps://youtu.be/pcpsbQSbAfk?si=nkdGzSDvmKJY2vnx
>>203846686can you not just put on an accent and pretend to be australian
>>203846643didn't enjoy reading thisdon't know why you posted it
>>203846643cannot imagine being this much of a brain-rotted porn-addled freak
>>203846672She is the human female equivalent to dry smoked ribs
>>203846560we could compile a list of all the relevant (or irrelevant) /brit/ personalities and draft one up, might be funmousenonce and heathermong would be going straight into chaotic evil
phwoarlots of good kittingtonshire in the threadingtonbergbreddy comfy imma hafta be finkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqlLD7COCw4
>>203846679unfortunately a lot of the gyaldem are scammers as shown here with puppiwi (or probably some dude in the phillipines) trying to be parasocial to exploit their fans
Sir Puppersworth is not happy with this talk of Kittingtonshire
I... am STEVE.
>>203846337where have i seen this mug before? looks familiar
>>203846655ironic isn't it? I was in my prime noncing(as in being nonced) but I wasn't to be nonced.
>>203846744Wish I was nonced several times daily
I... am TOBY.
>>203846560I made ones for my /vg/ general, it was a lot of fun and I raked in a ton of (You)s>>203846707yummy soogs~
>>203846741Paul Dano, great actor
>>203846710
Simply baffling the amount of money fools will hand over to OnlyFans whores
>>203846756Need some JUICE to my meat homeboy *dribbles malignantly*
>>203846164I am listening to the Smiths after being rejected. I am just a idiot because I believed a woman would date a autist like me
>>203846785whatd she say to you?
Paul DeanoActor
>>203846797>You are nice and all but I feel like you aren't good >Your good looking so someone would be into you
>>203846643https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus <----- Here's your clue, mate.
>>203846643Before you make a big purchase like that, always masturbate and bust a nut beforehand. Saved me a lot of money over the years
>>203846626but lad...we all post from the same IP...which means..could it be?
>>203846797SHE NEEDA GET BLEACHEDRAWDAT INDIAN WILLY AINT ENOUGH
>>203846744>>203846754Was nonced far too often as a wee lad. Never complained, puts hair on the chest.
>>203846759oh was he the real neeky lad giving AJ sex tips in the car in the sopranos?
Me? Not interested in going bald, not even a bit.
>>203846663>>203846664>>203846670>>203846672>>203846679>>203846705>>203846706>>203846808>>203846809you've all been done
This song is looping in my head lately...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT-YEI8LHVQ
>ay what the FUK?>dis whiteboi GOATED>maybe I needa stop speaking ebonics doehttps://youtu.be/AZP-MdN71Ko?si=DB1Nle2WHnOPcWwF
>>203846832What's stopping it from being the same bloke posting it mate
I might be dumb and ugly but at least
>>203846731this is a reason why I don't spaff to them, imagine being mugged off by your own gimmick, OOF>>203846832I've replied to that pic so many times kek
>3 hour podcastmental
England looks like THIS!?
>>203846866bradford, eggland
>>203846851This is why I'm giving my house to my brother and bailing to buy land somewhere after years of carlife I imagine I will plow many efukt maylis and matrix dodge many bullets from elliot rogers once I reach the California region
>>203846870more like brapford
>>203846870It's actually Jaywick mate
>>203846873bizarre fantasist
>>203846866Looks like an RPG Where can I buy a heal gel
>giving your house away for free so you can live in a car and then buy land(?) do goyim really
after what keir said i'm selling my 70 properties and getting the hell out of this shit country
>>203846890From Hagward the Paki ahaha
>>203846890Here I'd assume.https://catherinewheel-bibury.co.uk
>>203846886The Pacific Northwest is bound to be weird as fuckEven weirder than me>>203846893>don't help your family goy!
eating halloween candy
>>203846886>yankstates dream, ambition, even if it's foolhardy, demonstrates faustian spirit>britoff to greggs for a sausage roll
>>203846866god i wish i could live there
>>203846925Live your dream in Bibury
>>203846912al doesn’t live in a carhe’s a weird schizo living with his mum
>>203846859soogs btwit could be photoshop for publicity. it was posted during the drama over a married top republican diplomat leaks revealing he spents a ton of cash onlyfans
why are people misusing the term faustian so much
might go strip club tomorrow and oogle at some boobies
>>203846936Absolutely absurd amount of money to spend on a mid sket
>>203846900Alri I'll buy a family pizza As long as I get to DJ for the day and earn the pizza for freehttps://youtu.be/AZP-MdN71Ko?si=fh1tw5r6Y7kMeh5T
>>203846707is that a good thing? that sounds pretty good
>>203846936very faustiantrump would approve
>>203846951Dunno if the locale would approve. It's in the cotswolds so most people are multi-millionaires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGEThat's that early 2010s vibe.
>>203846932nah they don't want an american in their idyllic english village
>>203846940truly faustian people care not for proper usage and redefine words at a whim
he got that neurodivergent rizz
>>203846975this and akon - who dat girl pure vibes
>>203846981Depends really
>>203846873would you ever have people spying on your inside your car at night? i'd be too freaked out. hope you carry a gun
>>203846973yes, we've all seen this and had our laughs. move along now son *pushes you out of the moving car*
Heard Trump on Theo Von and he sounded mush brained, he's way way more fluent with Joe
>>203846935My mum lives in a cabin in the mountains I live in Nebraska She just forced me to live here after I scranned overtime at a dispensary and covid unemploidment and is giving me a Viszla to take care of so I don't leave.Little does she know brotherberg is sick of paying them over 1k a month for renting out their condo so I'll give him the house and I'll go back to comfy WOMFY carlife and the dogbert will help me survive in the Vintertaal en Ashenkunfthttps://youtu.be/OyQ2I-hTV8s?si=NsgY4YwkKelwFZmg
>The word Faustian is perfect for describing a circumstance in which a person compromises her beliefs or morals in order to achieve some kind of success. Faustian is inspired by the literary character Faust, who was based on an actual German Renaissance-era astrologer, magician, and alchemistin what way does he have a compromising his morals for success spirit
>>203847007pretty sure the rogan pod is ai generatedyou never see trump and joe in the same frame
>>203847015"Faustian" doesn’t necessarily require one to compromise their morals, rather a willingness to make personal sacrifices in the pursuit of power, knowledge, achievement, etc.
England looks like THIS?!
>>203847018Well, you do though
>>203846992Dayum thanks for the recommendation sonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2dOnLIwbPQ
>>203846911scraned a few myself from the stash, sorry timmys but it looks like I'm out of candy early
>>203846970Fucking hell have SEX incels>>203846995At a campsite?Calm down niggahttps://youtu.be/C9UuVh01fBo?si=ZMPLUCvOMwe0KJ8d
Scranning a kebab
>>203847029yes, personal sacrifices, specifically sacrificing your morals and beliefsthe whole meme is that faustian is misused, you realise?
>>203847035nah, photoshop or ai maybe but not in reality
lil durk has been arrested
>>203847051terms and language evolve. Morals and beliefs was the traditional usage, but it now encompasses a general willingness to make personal sacrifices. One could go on about how "literally" is misused, but its meaning has simply expanded. Language is not static.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4gIt's genuinely scary how much the singer in this band resembles one of my closest compatriots from my Sixth Form era...
Okay yeah play some sick chords with a new dynamic melody..
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729910978107986.webmwas he right?
>>203847042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtMPuOt9aC4
>>203847076they ripped off the peep show theme song
thought that soogs lass was a brit since I saw some webm of her in a Man U shirtbut apparently she's a yank?that genuinely makes it even more pathetic that /brit/ is full of mongs simping for her, at least simp for an actual fucking brit
>>203847093Amateurs borrow, professionals steal
what's up with that
>>203847097Belle Delphine is still good*checks paperwork*
only gonna send my money to BRITISH e-slags. gonna cry, wokey?
>>203847058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT2J1Ot9N5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8BFffUe_E
>>203847097it was a tactic of theirs, they all wear different teams shirts to get simps that waygood marketing
mmm yes I'm absolutely going to open one of these youtube links people seem so insistent on posting
>>203847102>zoomers are autistic >zoomers are poor
>>203847119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ppKVwVGjQ
>>203847099Good artists copy, great artists steal
good niggas borrow, great niggas steal
>>203847136kek nice
>>203847097When I called the gyaldem faggot out on the fact she's literally doing exactly what >>203847118 says, he was like "noooo she can name this one specific player", like as she hasn't been humouring her footy simps. The fact that it was a Manchester United shirt specifically too, obviously because it's probably the only team she can think of.
>>203847087She was getting BLEACHED
>>203846164the idea that 0 F is when it's too cold and 100 F is the equivalent but too hot is really just ass backwards and not relatable at all100 F is way more extreme than 0 Fwho came up with this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
>>203847152who cares nigga
>>203847174Zoomins
>>203847162it's weird how farenheit and celcius converge at like -40don't get that at all
>>203847174built for small white willy
Iran........it's gone
>>203847087>lonely white guyPhenotypeSpends his days being an NPC
>>203847102music is absolute shit today no reason to go to a club
>>203847174looks kind of like Jenna Coleman
>>203847183snufkin is gay????
HiBye
>>203847087John Ebony Water spends so much time watching propaganda he can't speak to another human being properly
ahhhh*cracks knuckles*another entry for the blog coming up...
you see that guy just walk into the thread and then say bye? boy that was was one cool dude
>>203847183>>203847209
>>203847204looks nothing like her you faceblind retard
Charles Blackdickens
Insane how there's basically no future in the UK. Utterly dire and depressing country.
>>203847209Nah he fucked Alicia after chiefing with Moomin and friends(except Sniff cause he's addicted to amphetamines)
There are english niggas who literally live in coldharbour in the mole district
I don't think I can find love again as a autist I should give up I never even experienced teen love
>>203847209Finnish incels made this meme to cope with their own autismJust be a good lad ffs. Don't be obnoxious with and annoy strangersBut become a Moominpapa
>>203847297NEVER give up
>>203847272you been looking to astrology or something
>>203847310Anti Semitic behavior goyim https://youtu.be/Zxnn_9vH9YQ?si=EbmIlaxvGXsQtNNf
why do schizos love linking shitty music
>>203847393DESTINY AWAITS NO ONEA SOVLA SWORD https://youtu.be/9BU2aZnR3-g?si=ToDtXh7eeA-fIFWp
>>203847162nah 0F is way rarer than 100F. you have to the wrong way around
HAHAHA
my bonus had retirement deducted and that will put me over my $23k limit for contributions this annumwhat a disaster
Underwater
>>203847418idk man maybe where you live but it's under 0 F here for half of the year literally but i don't think ive ever been in 100 F lol that's a temperature that would happen at most once a year. a scale that makes more sense to me is -40 C to +40 C
>>203847459mental how your whole genetic lineage can be destroyed by random chance of where you happen to be in the swarm
THE WAVES ARE COMIN INhttps://youtu.be/a4_-32f9GUs?si=NbZpozP3KbZM6VoU>>203847393DID YOU NOTICE ANYSUBSTANCE YOU DIDN'T TAKELIKEECSTACY OR ACIDhttps://youtu.be/S5DLkhesGUs?si=lj0gJisXYruVjAeC
>>203847474videogame moment
>>203847463we're talking about the actual civilized world not nunavut or the yukon or wherever the fuck you live
just know americans arent the same people as us when they actually say 100 F is more common than 0 F without a hint of irony
>just know americans arent the same people as us when they actually say 100 F is more common than 0 F without a hint of irony
ANY FORM OFECSTACY OR ACID
>>203847102Yeah kinda sad. Feel like I was one of last generations to like actually go out to the pub and get drunk. Don't know what zoomers do these days
>>203847509Lean Beef Patty is perturbed soyjak
>>203847495you live in florida or something but surely that is the civilized world lol
>>203847509done in 6 seconds
>>203847514Pull apart the fabric of the space time continuum
>>203847514The pub has fallen. Millions must drink alone.
never liked pubslike clubs and bars
>>203847545this post gives me the ick
>>203847537https://youtu.be/S5DLkhesGUs?si=4ZcgXqt6V0DQGW8ohttps://youtu.be/beIDo4PP02M?si=AduDVbNGwFtVDJHU
>>203847537Yeha but it was cool going to the bar with loads of young people and music and you just drink loads and chat shit and meet random people or see random funny shite. Its proper depressing how I used to have locals which were pretty full on weekends for that kinda thing. Now ita like nowhere is like that unless you want to go into town and I doubt these days doing that is even the same as the good old days. Clubs, warehouses. Was proper mental. Now its like soft.
Test Driving Daisy's Destruction Having a wypipo moment
ah yes the part of the hangover where i stay up late as fuck despite being tired because i can’t deal with the dread and mental turmoil that awaits lying in bed with no distractions haha love that part
cant wear my cpap because i feel nauseous
>>203847580what did you drink
>>203847593spicy margs and beer mostly
Nothing more satisfying than the greatest suffering imaginable *yawns and stretches*https://youtu.be/_RM7cQCC4sU?si=Sg73xk4AKtanM4DA
Never opened a Youtube link posted in /brit/ me
>>203847598>spicy margsnever had that
>>203847619The Beav don't open links period.
>>203847619VERSAILLED
got the atomic shrimp on
>>203847628bretty good
>>203847619would cast him as rat bastard in my austin powers racoon remake
>>203847648that’s what gfberg calls my penistein
Mr. President... You CHAMPED Joe Rogan Experience, just as I expect you to CHAMP season 2 in office? You have my vote. iPhone nearly autofilled my real name in the name section.
kind of sad that america is realistically about to vote in a hugely corrupt criminal for the second timetells you a lot about the type of people in that nation
John "Barack Obama" O'Reilly
>>203847709>if kamala wins, the social policies i support (but dont help me directly) get passed>if trump wins, he cuts my taxesi can't lose
>>203847709>mandem has fun>DEPRIVE HIM OF HIS HUMANITY leftoids really needa go on a sovl searchin journey https://youtu.be/WfJQ4l5wbMk?si=ZEqOS-1o_DxwQG7-
NEW >>203847722
>>203847720your minorah is showing
>>203847737I'm Christian (Catholic, not fake Protestant christian)