Brain training edish
>>203849495thanks for making the new lad
just got called a faget in /brit/
want to learn the "handiness" skill from the simshow do i do that? wait for my toilet to break and then fix it?
thinking about curbstomping that little runt mouse
FLUORIDEDRAW
alri lads
leftypol slurping up his e-coli curry
MKULTRA'D INTO DEEP UNHAPPINESS PRETENDING FRIENDS EXIST AND WASTING TIMERAW
mate could you stop posting that shite yeah
just downed a shot of pomegranate juice like it was a shot of whiskey
RAW
restaurant did it first time
EN PEE CEEDRAW(RAWED)
Why has the american been having a spaz for the last few hours?
i was an infantryman in the army and was deployed to afghanistan in 2011-2012, i have 8 confirmed kills (most likely more unconfirmed) and i don't feel bad about them
RAWRAWED
>>203849597it's the schizo who lives in the omaha rapeshack
>>203849601looks like we got a badass over here
Brotherblatt is taking itI'm going to be homeless schizo-san from now onhttps://youtu.be/CR9qF8dqmJI?si=rCYTXwI6I8WTiW1w
shove your woke e-coli curry up your arse
haven't looked at /brit/ in two weeks, what's the latest gimmicks
>>203849625fuckin oath cuntin all seriousness though, i'm very mentally scarred and have panic attacks when i hear loud popping or cracking noises, i'm also a 32 year old virgin because i never had a gf before i joined the army, and now afterwards i'm afraid of emotional closeness and also how my desensitisation to violence might manifest if i were in a relationship and we got into a fight
even Japanese beards are anime
>>203849685e-coli curry ive heard
are you woke, or based? i used to be woke then i was based now i’m woke again
>>203849686haha yeah innit mate
>>203849685homelessnes
>As of the census of 2020,[6] there were five people residing in the borough.>One resident (20%) was under the age of 18. comfy
>>203849686well at least you killed some farmers for jewish billionaires in america
>>203849709don't get it twisted mate, the military industrial complex is a very real thing, but these taliban cunts are genuinely twisted cunts who think the way we live is evil, and they can and will use women and children as human shieldsthat said, fuck israel
>>203849728have spaffed to her many a time
>>203849729well at least they killed some russians for jewish billionaires in america
>but these taliban cunts are genuinely twisted cunts who think the way we live is evilyeah, fucking taliban castrating children, pimping out children to billionaires on private islands and turning the side eye to warcrimes in the ukraine and gaza because the goods guy tm are doing it
>>203849755>whataboutism>implying that the taliban don't also literally do all of these things plus produce most of the world's heroin
need a new game to download
>>203849686Lad, I've got all three of myy interviews booked in next month. Can you give me some advice?
We dreaming to this shit https://youtu.be/AbXWX7GWBS4?si=4SS_WkUuxl5MOnHw
>>203849785was just thinking this earlier, had a look at my steam library (never played 90% of the games on there) and none of them caught my fancyhate being depressed and unable to enjoy things anymore
>>203849781the taliban banned poppy farming you dope
>>203849804is that what they said did they?
>>203849797don't join
>>203849813>The Taliban outlawed production again in April 2022, during the poppy harvest.[8] In November 2023, a U.N report showed that in the entirety of Afghanistan, poppy cultivation dropped by over 95%, removing it from its place as being the world's largest opium producer.wikipedia but i’m sure there are other sources if you believe that taliban propaganda
i think it's unfair that ethan crumbley's parents got 10 years in prisonyeah they were a bit negligent but fucking come on
>>203849822Why's thatI'm planning to be in the RAAF which I heard is much better quality of life wise
uuuhhh /brit/ actual this is lachie overthis is /brit/ actual go ahead lachie overI've got eyes on a gf mad at me because I didn't take the bins out overrequesting fire support 0.01 klicks from my current location overthis is /brit/ actual lachie, stand by, 5 guns 1 round, splash in 5... 4... 3/brit/ actual this is lachie, kill confimed, good hits over
Wish me a happy birthday right now lads.
>>203849840i could see them maybe winding back production a bit since they no longer have to fight a war, they've always paid lip service to the idea of at least limiting opium production, but it's always just been platitudes so they could seem like they were taking the moral high ground at least somewhat, in reality there's too much money in that shit for them to possibly consider getting rid of it, afghanistan CANNOT hold together any kind of centralised government without it, unless they find some kind of new industry to lean on, but i doubt it>>203849850don't know much about life in the chair force but my primary argument against it would be on moralistic grounds, it's not a defence force, it's a business tool, but if you think military service will look good on your resume and you can keep out of trouble and learn a few skills along the way then you do you
>>203849879Haha thought this was a man with very small legsloooooooooool
Listening to drum n bass more and more these days.
>>203849896happy birthday ladscorpio is it? ah sorry to hear that lad
>>203849908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3veZk73CfIUWhat are some good modern dnb artists?
feel awful all the time
>>203849919yeah mate like that one guy from The Simpsons me
>>203849898>winding back production a bit >95% reduction
>>203849936ktim, when i get like that i just drink copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and then it goes away for a few hours
>>203849926Fucked if I know, I just listen to random shit on YouTube
>>203849531flatrat
>>203849953bull fucking shiteven during the war they were claiming they were destroying a third of the crops and even that was bullshit
>>203849975see little reason to take your opinion on this seriously
>>203849898That's fairI'm looking at defence because I've been seriously thinking where I want my life to go for the past year as I'm in my mid-late twenties and if I don't decide my lifes path somebody else will decide it for me.I decided that I want to do something meaningful that makes an impact and a positive one in people's lives. I'm already involved with a few charities right now but I don't want to spend my life feel I'm wasting my day in a 9-5 only to do what I really want in the few sparing hours I get. I also don't want to be a medic as I don't want to be directly responsible for people's lives eh.I already work in tech right now and my goal is to work in defence's security infrastructure. Like you said, you learn a lot on the job and if I ever want to tap out for some reason it wouldn't be too hard to find a job but as far as the organisation itself, working for the ADF isn't that bad. Or maybe it just depends on what you do.What do you do now?
IT'S AN OMENduuuurdur dur dur dur dur duuuurdur dur dur dur dur duuuurdur dur dur dur dur duuuur
decided to download mafia definitive editionon sale after all
here we are thenthe lads
want to stroke a pet
>>203850081you can stroke my snake
>>203850098lets see it?
morning uploaf is needed
Anyone else gooning to AI chatbots?
>>203850141just normal wanking for me from now on. Real dick in the vagina type of stuff. A lass frigging herself with a dilly is acceptable too
what's updog?
was asleep just then
>>203850006right, i just think your opinion is a little naive is all, i'll grant you my viewpoint is not entirely based on firsthand experience and a lot on conversations that went around the base, i like to think i did get a solid grounding in what it's like to live in afghanistan though, and i studied their history a fair bit, they've basically been in perpetual conflict since ancient times, and if a crop can enable some sort of economic wheel spinning and a stable government then it just doesn't make logical sense for them to get rid of that crop>>203850029>I don't want to spend my life feel I'm wasting my day in a 9-5 only to do what I really want in the few sparing hours I gethate to break it to you mate but in all likelihood you will still just go back to a normal job after leaving the military, if you learn some mechanical skills you might be able to swing that into a pretty well-paid job in one of the tradeswhen i left the army i decided i went into agriculture for a while (thought it would be peaceful), then i moved into the city, worked in a nightclub, had a few office jobs, enrolled in uni twice and dropped out twice, now i've moved back in with mum and i'm on the DSP with fuck all idea how to proceed, at the moment i just want to to try and become normal again, my life is very sad but maybe yours will be better, god help you if ww3 starts while you're enlisted
>>203850141seems weird to me personally
*phases in to the material realm*alri
>>203850206Understandable if you never fucked around with ERP and sex chat rooms before
>>203850158not much nigga!
People are finally waking up and fighting back against the woke mob
>>203850206>>203850188>>203850246The timer is killing the french general
>>203850246im having a lie in against the woke mob because its saturday
just kill me and get it over with
>>203850260bought her fleshlight x
>>203850246brics yeah
time to finally bite the bullet and graduate from prescription opioids to heroin
3 day weekend lads
>>203850325as someone who has no job and orders a lot of things online, i deeply resent long weekends
LMAO LOOK LIKE THE TIMER KILLED BRIT TOO
>>203849531lil nigga been squashed looking like flat stanley
>>203850340wonder how much money these guys make for epically btfoing dumb bimbos
what timer
>>203850356spam filter thing im guessing
what timer are you guys talking about?
haemorrhoids
>>203850340she's done him tbf
>>203850340whenever i see clips from this podcast it is my deepest most sincere wish that someone would throw a white phosphorous grenade in that room
>>203849495laughed at this imagethat lad's got the funny bone
>>203850399Kill the men, fuck the women
>>203850340Onlyfans bad says the guy who's Podcast is only profitable for having Onlyfans girls on it
>>203850422nah podcasters (especially dating podcasts or dudebro entrepreneur podcasters) should suffer horrible war crime deaths
Be honest cunts. Are any of you subscribed to some moles OnlyFans?
>>203850461No, too busy looking at silly animal videos
>>203850458are they supposed to be this fat?
>>203850458Wish I was him.
headed to subwaycan i get you lads anything?
>>203850461i tried to once but it kept rejecting my card for some reason so i gave up
>>203850494nice a portable footlong sandwich holder
>>203850516Its a BBC dildo launcher or something
>>203850485He's a bit on the bigger side but all the forest people are fat yeah
alri x
would eradicate every man, woman, and child in malaysia if it meant saving one orangutan life
she’s now looking for any reason to text me, especially when I left her on read or just reacted to her last message and she’s sending me boring shite on fb only been a couple of days and she’s already crawling back
>>203850560Pongo's live in Indonesia though
corr tiktoks on full volume
>Lily Allen Says She Earns More Money from Feet Pics on OnlyFans Than Spotify
>>203850461no anyone who uses that shite and funds those whores should be hung drawn and quartered. there is plenty of free porn on the internet
good morning/evening
Any Esoteric Bronze Age Rapists in?
>>203850614I wonder who's paying for it all or what's the appeal? Too old for this shit.
want to hire a prossard but i canny afford it
we chilling on this beautiful Saturday morning lads x
Alright guys? Up quite early. Having some raisin wheats and a coffee.
>>203850632me? i'm a sea people.and we will have our revenge.
up early cos i've got to go to my uncle's funeral
he approaches
already dreading toil on monday>>203850671f
>>203850671died did he?
Sent this girl whos asmrs i watch 300 dollarydoos for her rent and shes already asking me to send more money
>>203850691ye. turned up his toes.
>>203850633i assume paying gives them the feeling that they have some sort of relationship with the woman
can think of few things more depressing and NPC than doing a 'weekly food shop'walking dead
>>203850671was he a good chap?
>>203850671F, unless he bummed you
The week off of gymtoil went by very quick. Mad how fast the time goes when you do nothing all day
it looms
>>203850716yeah tell us a couple
afraid of cancer
Going bouldering
>>203850716Just did mine at 11:30pm on a friday night
might go bouldering
>>203850746bouldering
How do I make TNT explosives, in minecraft?
>grocery shopping means you're an NPC what
so lonelyso alone
Joel Rogan
>>203850775sand and gunpowder
fly in my room trying to sheist some pineapple
>>203850717yeh and basically my dad's best m8
life is so fucking shit
>>203850753>>203850769>>203850772Listening to pavement
Thinking about her
woke up this morninggot myself a gun
>>203850677Why do you live in a wog containment centre?
>>203850663Someone’s uncle died you prick
If you'd told me 10 years ago that North Korea would deploy 10,000 soldiers to a war in Europe I'd have called you mental
bored now back to sleep
>>203850190That's true, but I figure I might as well give it a go anyway to see how it plays out. It's impressive that I've spoken to a lot about joining and they've all consistently told me not to join the army and join the airforce instead.Do you have ptsd? Maybe it's best to see a psychiatrist about that.
>>203850804Ruth Ginsberg?
>>20385083610,000? The media told me it was 6 million?
Just taken my fluoxetine. I find myself forgetting to take it frequently now.
What happened to Joan Rogan?
Why did I just have to verify for my email lol, what’s hiro been up to since I last posted here a couple months ago
just remembered when my fwb said i wasn't good boyfriend materialshe was cheating on her boyfriend at the time
>>203850845Yeah I've got PTSDPrettyTinySmallDick
going to an Indian later today. One of those where everyone just shares a bunch of stuff
>>203850798grim im like that with my brother basically my only friend
>>203850867I've got a PhD
why do jews hate being called Jews?
>>203850870Rip
mmhmm
got no friends
>>203850912Same
>>203850853He’s dead, fucking dead and you don’t even have the courtesy to say rip? Grim bastard you
>>203850867How pretty is it?
i wont accept cookiesi wont verify my emaili wont buy a passI'll take my 15 minute timer with PRIDE
>>203850924Geigeresque
want to smoke i don't even enjoy it and i feel dirty and like shit after but i want something anything to give me a dopamine hit
>>203850929>cookies*Biscuits Dumb yank
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker, you're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
you should be able to put a parcel on a train for a few quid and they just drop it at the station you ask forfeel like this was a thing in the past, now, well of course not
Went to pets and home and bought a cat litter scoop that is apparently too thin to allow litter to filter through, so it's about as good as a cup
i want you to kick the shit out of me and knock my teeth out
>>203850955Wow thanks for the update grandad
>man that owns a catsus
>>203850943Here, I've got a dopamine hit for *clocks you right in the jaw*
a poo cometh
any i forgot to mention? (yes i'm aware some of you think these are some, most, or all the same person, i don't care)
>>203850972Less sus than a man who owns no pets
>>203850943Disposable vape
>>203850954woke wogs would steal it
>>203850974i like how you didn't finish saying "for you" and just went straight to the punch, really caught me off-guard
Russian and Korean communists will march through the Unter den Linden again.
>>203850987not even close to being true
i like my cat fuck off
Got some DOMS in my upper arms. It's actually quite a nice pain
not got much to do today lads.
>>203850981mousenonce should be chaotic neutralcommiemong, lawful evilsacked tranny, neutral evil or true neutral, nothing chaotic at all about that boring bastard
>>203851008Incorporating the orange and black Z into every logo is very /fa/
>>203850802go back to those gold sands lad
>>203851036And he’s in a casket. Where’s your empathy young man?
>>203851040>nothing chaotic at all about that boring bastardjust because he's boring doesn't mean he's not chaotic, take one look at his life and tell me it's not a complete mess
>>203851008it's all just Russian lads trolling
Dead uncle
>>203851082the duncle as it were
>>203851079Possibly but NAFOids seem very agitated about the prospect of KPA soldiers.
Do I have a sign outside my house saying dead uncle storage?
just watched a short youtube biopic on bossmanjack, that strange yank gambling youtuber nothing even funny about his streams, it's just him getting angry and losing money every single time a showcase of misery if ever i've seen one
I will train EW at the gym and get her deadlifting 3 pl8s in 3 months
Oh boy… there is a serious poo a’brewin…
North Koreans actually don't eat dogs, they think it's only a demonic South Korea thing. Respect
Going to visit my parents tomorrow and tell my mum how im depressed
>>203851139already had two today and can feel another on the brew
Where was Jamie during the Trump interview? Is he sick?
>>203851119Nice, saw a 40 minute YouTube documentary about him a few months ago
>>203851144Or you could just grow up?
might hit up my schizo mate to see if he can lend me a sheet of lyrica
Woke man got me
really getting into crosswords lately
>no seasideMARK uploafs for daysWorried
better off dead (1985)
>>203850776I’m thinking maybe he’s 14 years old
>>203851178Maybe his uncle died or something. Bet the people he knows say sorry to hear that
>depression
wish i were back in the psych ward playing pool with that cute hapa girl
>>203851178>she doesn't know fake fan baka
saturday morning sesh
>>203851167>>203851225Fucking pricks
i was the best at cornhole in the psych ward
>>203851227>Using the correct tensethat aussie grammar spacka has done a number on you
something of a psych ward superstar me
>>203851253i happen to be the spacka in question, you think i don't practise what i preach?
Could do with a Persian gf lads
just got some head from this stripper bitchmoney well spent
>>203850981Mental how this is probably actually like 5 people
mumstein's been watching that sarah boone trial, she got found guilty todayall i know is that she dated outside her own race and that alone warrants a life sentence at least
Might go to a hospital for under 11 girls disguised as an Armitage Shanks
>>203851158it's mental, he leeches off his parents, destroys their home, begs for money from subscribers (which is invariably given to him to continue the suffering for their amusement), gambles it away, destroys more stuff then logs offreckon he won't make it to 35
Fucked up massively in school, college and uni. I actually came close to having a gf many times.
>>203851293You got to clutch. You came, you don’t want to jump the broom. Because what if it aint, you know? Because it be like that a lot of times. Saw lot of niggas playing. What if it’s your homie coming up, pulling up playing? I saw a nigga playing, pull up, motherfucker, homie shoot his whole car up. So you got to clutch, you got to get there.
rate my Pokemon Fire Red postgame team so farTyranitarKingdraScizorMewtwo
just saw a post that made me laugh but has a disgusting premise on many levels so shan't be giving it a (You)you know which one
fucking hell she’s even sending me stuff on insta now hasn’t done that for like 2 years we are so fucking back
Watching naruto amvs
>>203851318We don't use that word here
uploafs
>>203851178he posting to his second channel for a bit
archer is probably the worst adult cartoon i've ever seen, and i've seen paradise pd
archer is mid but krieger is greathe's literally me
>>203851367Saw an adult cartoon yesterday of Homer rogering Lisa from behind
>>203851390pretty sure that would qualify as CP unless it's an aged up depiction of lisa
>>203851390Millhouse is gonna be seething
Good morning forumI have to get up to go butchers then get a greggs breakfast
Bojack horseman got to be the worst animation I’ve seen. You expect it to be a comedy but it’s just a shit drama
>>203851340¿Qué te pasa? We use that word all the time in the states. You'll be fine.
reckon hermione granger was based at least partially on lisa simpson (with some self-insertion from jk herself obviously)
>>203851335Just give it a fucking you ffs, whatever it is. We need to keep the you economy healthy on this subforum
>>203851436never seen it but i talked to a bloke on discord who had bojack horseman as an avatar and he was the most insufferable cunt i've ever met
>>203851436Yeah but did you know that sometimes bad things happen and life doesn't turn out the way you wanted it to when you were a kid?
>>203851448wouldn't mind self insertion into Hermione Granger
not giving a single (You) today, as I didn't receive any yesterday
miss "Ugly Americans"now that was a good cartoon
how a single person could vote for Kamala is beyond me absolute demon vapid woman not even a trump cock sucker
>>203851484I WANT SEX
>>203851474:/
im a kamala voterama
imagine all the suffering in the world
>>203851512Have you thought about killing yourself for the good of humanity?
remember having fond memories of daria but then i rewatched it and it's fucking stupid
>>203851523that would be a detriment to humanity
>>203850340Everyone knows girls pretend to be stupid eg on twitch where their simps can feel good about correcting them, but I think that guy is adding another inception layer by also being stupid on purpose
>>203851487Politics outside of /pol/
wish i had someone to turn to for guidance
me and the missus
>>203851332>TyranitarBad choice as his ability sand stream will disrupt the rest of the team
>>203850753>>203850769hello zachy
>>203850633Coomerparty is free btw
bouldering a mossball
>>203851559can't believe this old cocksmoker is still alive
>>203851559clint eastweird
Listening to Stairway to Heaven
just an absolute waste made of my life
"jerking off" as the say in certain countries
>>203851524Irony is Daria's arc is learning to take shit seriously which means she gets less edgy and more boring as the shows progress
seems like the right thing for me to do would be suicide, shame i'm too much of a coward
>>203851629Who is the lucky recipient?
>>203851559can't wait to be a father someday and drive my kids to mcdonalds for a happy meal as a reward for ceasing any behaviour that annoys me
>employed ‘woman’ knows all about a Pokémon called trannytar
got fuck all planned for the rest of my life
>>203851672why not move to another country
>>203851663Is that his daughter? Thought it's his partner, as implied by the yanks post
Got two male cats who are brothers. They're both neutered but the one keeps trying to shag his brother.
some women wake up in the morning and give their balls a good scratch, deal with it
*Takes your kids off of you for feeding them McDonald's*
>>203851697like father like son
>>203851695could be, wikipedia gives vague information but says his youngest daughter is 31, not sure if that's her but it could be
>>203851697Crazy so even though it has no male genitalia it still acts like a male? Mad
Heterosexual effeminate males, rise up
3 males living in a house is recipe for disaster
>>203851741*raises paw*
suppose i deserve a scaphism
>>203851747ONCE IN EVERY LIFETIME
just fund the NHS, not hard
>>203851695why would a missus be riding in the back seat? that's where the kids go
>>203851787I sit at the back when my wife drives
>>203851783fund me
>>203851747living with all female housemates is much worse
>when my wife drivesoh my days
>>203851814I'd rather be near the airbags when a woman is driving wahey
how are lesbians made?
found a stolen Ford fiesta belonging to Kyle v Kyle v food
>>203851844nowt wrong with letting your missus drive if it's a manual car and you only know how to drive auto because you're used to luxury cars like the cadillac el dorado
>>203851814does your wife's boyfriend sit in the front :P
Actual pussyhole if you let your gf/wife drive
>>203851865same way poofs are made, molested by their uncles
ever seen a man on the back of a woman's motorbike?
>>203851899alright muhammad
>>203851920yes actually
>>203851564True but he's based
>>203851436it's really unfunny no jokes
>>203851949Tell us a joke then if you think you're funny
foggy out
bake >>203852016>>203852016>>203852016>>203852016
