Rizzler editionprevious: >>203847958
>>203858141fucking terrible edition
Reminder that I won last night.
>>203858159it's your culture.
A niga stole my laptop bag yesterday after breaking into my car. I will never ever ever see black people in favorable opinion again
We gorillas, I mean apesPut guns to your faceWe keep 30s in them clipsShoot a movie just in caseIn an all-black suit, put his ass in the caseY'all boys be smoking mild, what we smoke is grade AL's up, every day, 2-4 just in caseWhat I'm gonna do today, shoot a nigga in his faceGuns filled to the maxI know you feel the bassAnd I don't wanna feel my face, pop a pill just in case
>>203858159You get a big DOOOOM
>>203858189meanwhile, homofaggot nordick "culture":>>203857547
Cant do my knee circles on the left without pain in my hip its so over>>203858244Thats usually how it happems yea
>>203858308Better than being a consumerist fatass.
>>203858244I never liked them
>>203858386It's only natural not to. Pretending to like them is taught.
SEX WITH SLUTTY COSPLAYING ZOOMETTES
Someone make a real new
>>203858429I need this
>>203858444retard
real new>>203858505>>203858505>>203858505
>>203858516you should seriously consider suicide
>>203858516shant be moving
>>203858445No words can describe the horror of life without this.
>>203858543stfu faggot>>203858548didn't ask + not /cum/
>m-muh REAL thread though!
>NOOOOOO NOT 2 THREADS MY OCD IS BEING TRIGGERED
>thread wars
>>203858679>made his own thread>still posting in this onecase in point: you are mentally deficient
>>203858576I'm /cum/ certified.
why are you guys such weak willed faggots that you'd rather use the faggot swedes thread instead of just making one yourselves?
>>203858735because it doesn't matter you retarded faggotit literally does not matter, the thread is going to proceed the same way regardless of who makes it you attention-starved mongrel
>>203858735Why are YOU such a weak willed faggot that something immeasurably unimportant like the flag in the op bothers you?
>>203858717Idc it was still worth a shot. i can't help it if you guys are passive losers.
Turbo weirdo holds the spot of OP with great reverence that literally no one else shares Touch some grass pls
>>203858775>i can't help it if you guys are passive losers.do you derive some kind of benefit in life from posting on 4chan? surely you aren't that delusional
>>203858760>seething this hardjust say you're a bitch. if it doesn't matter then just ignore it
>>203858564I wanna be some bratty cosplay slut's con handler and cum in her while she wears her wigs
>>203858819t. made a whole new thread because he was hurt someone from another country made it first
>>203858853Where do you find themIm not above grooming 18-21 year olds into wifeymode as god intended me to
>>203858864you've made 10 seething replies because you're terrified at the thought of the thread being split but it somehow is all unimportant to youinteresting. and yes i generally think not giving attention to schizo european flags is a good thing
>>203858919>yes i generally think not giving attention to schizo european flags is a good thingb-but the integrity of my general!!!!I have a feeling your life trajectory will be the same as your thread's
>>203858853>>203858877The trick is to find a broke weeb girl with a slightly busted childhood. Boom. Shower her with affection and praise, be firm when needed, and she will become whatever you want her to be.
>>203858963lmaoif it's is all so unimportant to you why are you so anal about threadsplitting. you're just a seething faggot.
Can you guys stop being mad over flags and talk about American things? Baseball, thanksgiving, freedom, trucks, burgers, cowboy boots, etc? You're on /int/, expect visitors.
>>203859077>if it's is all so unimportant to you why are you so anal about threadsplitting.I don't give a shit about the thread, I'm making fun of you for caring
>>203859088We will discuss something more important : Sex with cosplaying zoomettes
>>203859093no you're raging because there are multiple threads. you clearly care very deeply
>>203859003But WHERE
>>203858877>>203859003prepping up for the future divorce rape with this, if ur not chad do NOT emulate what this anon is saying
>>203859132>you clearly care very deeplyyeah cuz I'm the one that made a new thread over a flag I don't like (lol)
This is the thread and no one cN tell me otherwise
>>203859110Cosplaying as baseball players or cowgirls?
>>203859200it takes 5 seconds to make a thread pal. i admire your commitment to keeping the general unified though
>>203859230Actually it takes 15 minutes if the suspiciously pro-bbc usa flags here are to be believed
What's wrong with this thread exactly?
>>203859269We're only talking about zoomettes and not posting them
>>203859269too many cowards
>>203859158I will give you one tip, but only because I am feeling very generous this morning. This comes at a great risk since jeets lurk this thread and their kind are women repellant.Girls play shitty phone gacha games. They are also generally lonely and starved for attention. Most gacha games have discord communities. Good luck, young grasshopper. Now move swiftly, like the wind.>>203859166>if ur not chadTo be fair Rajesh, everyone's a chad compared to you.>>203859214Cat girls and genshit characters
>>203859344I will download zzz and discord thank you my kind chinkouverite
>>203859344>Cat girls and genshit charactersThat's not /cum/.
>>203859344you're comparing yourself to me nigga i'm not even on your continent
>>203859440No but it is coomBalls deep in yae miko zoomette
Bank is sending me a $500 VISA giftcard
>>203859477Would you date a zoomer? This one fat ass having zoomer wants me but I kinda just wanna pump and dump, but that contradicts my beliefs.
>>203859470Honestly this is so depressing to think that people actually live in india and it isnt just some collective fever dreamI'm so sorry
>>203859440It makes me /cum/>>203859470>i'm not even on your continentSee that it stays that way
>>203859557Sure why notWorst case you just bail out lolBest case you fix her(tm)
>>203859557I wouldn't date a Zoomer but I slept with a few on TinderCollege girls are impressed by men who have any stable job
>>203859533Are you sure it’s your bank?
Sex with nobody
>>203859570Unfortunately for u I already have my papers stamped and will be arriving in the near future
>>203859557>Would you date a zoomer?As opposed to dating who? Gen A is still in felony territory and Millenial women are insufferable hags>>203859659Enjoy Brampton
>>203859604Yes, I switched from Chase to a credit union and they said they'd give me $500 if I got $5000 in direct deposits within 60 days
>>203859677Early zoomers and late zoomers should be divided honestlyLate zoomers are basically gen alpha iPad kids
Tie me to a chair and throw me down a skycrapper's stairs type of love
skycrapper
Porn
Momberg went grocery shopping
>>203860361Me grocery shopping with momberg right now
actually woke up and did my package design assignment instead of putting it offtime to tell myself I've done enough and slack for the rest of the day
You guys live with your parents?
I make 40k now and im realizing how easy it is to buy anything and everything I wantNew shoes? Cool rare knife? Games, books, movie theater tickets? Then I realize if I want a house, wife, kids, travel, then 40k is not even half of what I need and its absurd to be going around spending lavishly as if I can afford to plateau where I am
>>203860491No and I hate it. I was also one of the sad bastards who didnt go home for covid. Paid rent that entire time.
regular average joe white boys are so sexy. white boys just casually walk down the street having no idea i lust after them.even the mere sight of them is pornographic.
>>203860500i know guys who make less than that and have 5+ kids
>>203860679they're called shitty parents
didn't know scarchers would fuck up my motor, and this is not even a chinese car, wtf
love these mediocre average white boys who live in flyover shitholes like missouri or some shit. they make me stiff.
so this dude bought an armored vehicle and had some bodyguards, the cartel blocked him, put a bucket with gas under the truck and when they tried to flee since the heat was intense, when they opened the door they got shot by the ccartels
>>203860826Kys Brian and Illinois is a flyover state you monkey
>>203860826>mediocre average white boys who live in flyover shitholes like missouriliterally me
i like how it's perfectly legal to walk around in a crowded public gym locker room completely nude and with an erection
>>203860404Based
The same asshat who schedules performances w/o confirming the performers are available just told them my "availability" for rehearsals without floating it by me first. And I don't see the alleged event on the venue's calendar. He also booked everyone for a 2 hour rehearsal pre show and a 1.5 hour meet and greet, also pre show. I've been gigging at the keyboard for years now and never even heard of anyone this incompetent or unprofessional and I'm fucking autistic
Momberg couldn't find the chips I wanted fuck!!!!!!
gonna post some of my greates comments
>>203861066no
>>203861436Why wouldn't it be? It's a bodily function that's embarrassing at worst
/cum/ boom or doom?
>>203861552what if i don't get embarrassed?what if i'm erect because i'm a pervert who enjoys showing off to straight guys?
this dude is taking his sweet ass time to send me the spiritual readings i paid for
>>203861658Do they react?
>>203861697Uhhh
>>203861705nope, none of them have ever had to guts to say anything to my face. they just stay silent
>>203861597well deserved
>>203861697Show us your face Brian
>>203861919you just replied to yourself
I'm apparently distantly related to America's most useless presidents
>>203861943yes, bassed or nah?
average 4channer husband
>>203861751Maybe they think you're just a hormonal young guy
Brian can you post buttholes already so we don’t have to endure hours of your shitty posts
>>203862088he doesn't smell like shit like me? than is not as average
>>203862121the average american is prude and thinks you're a disgusting pervert for being nude in a public space, letting alone having an erection in a public space
don't tell me what to do
>>203862173maybe you should try leaving this website for once in your life
the trump joe rogan interview was actually pretty good. he almost seemed normal
i have 2 clients today at 11:00 am
trying to code in c# a tool to mix videos, so far so good
>>203862492BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>203862185Yeah most people, especially under 50ish are a bit uptight
>>203862307Remember when you got banned last time and your posts were deleted and you made 100 of the 300 posts? Maybe you should go outside
>>203860930Mexico as a nation lacks any kind of follow through
Just slept for 14 hours
>>203862697giwtwm
https://youtu.be/hdiBC_z9F0Mhow do i get such a gigachad jaw like this holy, fugck
>>203862629which was like 2 weeks ago, and i've been gone since then. can you say the same?
>>203862790it was like 3 days ago wym
>>203862779cosmetic surgeryfly to south korea for cheap quality cosmetic work
A bit hung over
there's a new venom movies, keep it or seed it?
>>2038628063 days is plenty of time to be gone from here
>>203862839>MexicoPirate that shit, brotha
white people think salt and pepper alone is sufficient seasoning
>>203862905it is for red meat doe
>>203862951no
>>203858141italian-americans made modern america.
Anyone here ever been diagnosed with insomnia? I've been having lots of trouble sleeping lately, but I don't know if I meet the criteria or not.
>>203863169German Americans did
Baby, a mà lo que me faltaba eras túTú eres lo más rico qué hay en el menúDile que se despidaQue ya tú estás convencidaBaby, a mà lo que me faltaba eras túTú eres lo más rico qué hay en el menúDile que se despidaQue ya estás convencida
Canadian women keep voting for this, for some reason.
>>203863395when is your election?
>>203863395dont care still voting liberal
>>203863193not diagnosed but I spent around 2/3 of my life getting 2-4 hours of sleep a night before I found something that works for me
Ah yes, 8:50 on a Saturday morning is the perfect time for my neighbor to start using a loud band saw
>>203863421some time next year
>>203863561It is. Wake your pansy ass up, you're burning day light
good morning sirs
clients still aren't here yet
>the middle class can't afford houses or children anymore!my brother you are not middle class like your parents wereit's call downward social mobilitywelcome to the lower class :)
>>203863841firsties do NOT like accepting that the middle class is being whittled away and barely exists
good afternoon should i start my day or go back to sleep im sitting in bed right now and im trusting you guys to make the decision for me
>>203863982maam its 1104 it is not afternoonyou should most definitely start your day it is LATE
>>203862905it literalmente is. if the meat is good quality you shouldnt need anything more.
>>203863982It's time to get out of bed
>>203863982sleep is holy, go back2bed until you cant stand it anymore.
clients are here
I have two bedrooms in my house that are being used as an office and a home theaterI could afford kids desu
>>203864106wanna be my sugar daddy?
>tax the rich more do goyim really think Jews will part with there money?
that’s two to one for starting the day so im up now
>>203864128My wife would be upset
>>203864157What's for breakfast?
>>203862905I think it is for premium beef, but I'm not white
>>203864197You have made a mistake
>>203864277which is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66vffqcIqGU
>>203864195i have no idea honestly i usually don't eat for at least an hour after i get up because i'm not hungry in the morning and if i force myself to eat something i get sick i am going to drink a sugar free red bull right now though
>>203864317you cant treat every meal like girl dinner it is not good for you
take a showerstop smelling like shitnot take a showerstart smelling like shit
i miss sexo
>>203864373i had whataburger last night i'm finei'll have some wheat thins in a second if that puts your mind at ease
hello
>>203864563hi
>>203864595how's it going?
>>203864563hey buddy
I have a statue/mannequin fetish
>>203862905they're wrong. you only need salt
>>203864626pretty bad how bout u man
>>203864627How does that work?
>>203864640what's going on?
>>203864637right i forgot black pepper is too spicy for the mayo people
Should I just start getting high all day right now, or get some stuff done first then start getting high all day at noon?
>>203864652I want to fuck a statue
>>203864667nothing just a little sore in the joints from the car accident yesterday
>>203864694Do you want them to have a real human vagina somehow attached, or do you want to feel the metal or plastic on your cock
>>203864626how's it going?
i saw women outsidei wanted to have sex with them
>>203864681drugs are bad
>>203864698oh that was you yeah that's a pretty good reason for not doing so great? just try to take it easy for today, take some pain medicine if you have it tylenol will help the inflammation around your jointsi always recommend an epsom salt bath to every anon hereare you doing okay mentally? are you shaken up from the whole thing or are you just kind of pissed off because your car is totaled
>>203864681take care of your chores first i never smoke in the mornings because i don't get anything done
>>203864745It's just weedI normally don't smoke but I've been gifted a pen so I'm making use of it while I have it
>>203864709I don't know but it's hotwould be easy to put a dildo on a statue or mannequinalso kissing and hugging it
>>203864791weed makes you stupid and schizophrenic
>>203864802Then why I am smart and mentally stable after having smoked it thousands of times?
>>203864717i'm okay my cat is sitting with me right now
>>203864762yeah i mean im just chilling with it, the pain is really mild its more a discomfort, only annoying thing is my left leg i have trouble raising it up, feels like my hip got dislodged or bruised or something near the joint, i can move it it just hurts. but i feel/felt fine enough in the rest of my body to have gone to the gym this morning and did upper body stuff, obviously a hurt hip isnt gonna impact curls or pull ups. i'll try to do maybe some light fronmt squats tomorrow? and see how it feels, going to chiro on mondayan epsom bath would sound comfy if it didnt mean cleaning my tub desumentally yeah im fine just pissed like you said, sharing my moms suv with her now and i fucking hate driving it because its massive and the gas tank has issues so it took me 20 minutes to hand pump 2/3 of a tank into it this morningjust kinda waiting for insurance money at this point you konwthanks for the concern anon, i hope you have a great day todaygonna take a shower and bother my friend about getting mexican food i want some goddamn emmoladas
Should I really be upfront and honest about my primary "special interest"? It's too autistic and weird. I would be doing a disservice to it
>>203864855just be careful to not aggravate your injury by working out, it's okay if you miss a few workouts while you're recovering if you're still in pain like, a week or two from now you should go to the doctoris the insurance gonna pay you the full value of your car so you can get a new one?
>>203864820nice to hear bud. please give your cat kisses and hugs
are you my friend?
>>203864910what is it and what context are you sharing it in >>203864962of course
>>203864991
>>203864991yes.
>>203864957yeah just going to see what limits i can work within, just gotta navigate everything by feelim not sure what im gonna get, as far as i understand i should probably get the 15k minimum coverage from her insurance, idk what mine will give me yet.
>>203864991of course i am anon
>>203865069when i totaled my first car my insurance only paid out like, half of it so i had to cover the rest to get a new car so hopefully that doesn't happen to you >>203865112free him now
>>203864991yes
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
\o/
>>203865270
asking momberg if i am allowed to drink
>>203865396What the dog doin
>>203864994I mean at work mostly when coworkers are small talking to me and trying to pry at my interests. I dodged telling them about my autistic interest in a foreign country. I simply went to "a festival" etc.
>>203865417das a bunny
>>203865487
>>203864815you aren't hence why you post here
trust a white get the slight
wishing i was a black woman with soul
status update: momberg is unhappy about me drinking
being a white latino is the best of both worlds. white latinos have the soul and culture white americans lack
mom should better think twice who's gonna take care of her when she is old
It's over
that must be why latrinos have a dozen children per female as a safeguard against naughty sons who dont call their mudda
>>203865830that's a really sad video why did you post that
>>203865830noooooooooooooooooooo wtf
>>203865870Yeah I don't like when anons post shit like that.It's basically animal rekt and should be taken to /gif/
>>203863538What worked for you?
>>203865870>>203865895>>203865985it survived
>>203865793same. momberg is being self centered right now
>>203865998but at what cost
why cant people just be quiet at the cafe. holy shit they talk so fucking loud.
>>203865998it's still not nice to watch
How is your government scrambling in your country?
I guess I'm really not here forever but these spam timers fucking ruin this websiteBye guys
>>203866103i have not even seen this one time
>>203866103Are you posting in incognito or something? I haven't seen any spam timers
>>203866103You'll be back. Don't forget, you're here forever.
>open app that measures decibels of the environment just to verify im not going senile and it is actually that loud>80 db>it is actually ranked "very loud" and well above the sound level of a normal conversation>bordering on needing hearing protection in this cafeholy fuck shut the fuck up people
>>203866187i use incognito because i dont want the government tracking me
just finished tending to my clients
>>203866063my government doest rely on gibs me dat from the na so they're doing nothing
>>203866236The government can still track you in incognito
>>203866256source
business idea: tell drug dealers to just use incognito mode so they'll never get busted
i hate how i cant post images in incognito
I use incognito when tugging on my pp so that the feds don't find out about my foot fetish
i'm feeling nappy why did i listen to you guys i should have gone back to sleep i have to run errands in town and i'm gonna be sleepy
>people are increasingly loud when in public>it's almost reaching the point where we will officially need hearing protection (85 db) in restaurants and cafes
>>203866363You need a big strong man to princess carry you when you are feeling sleepy and weak.
>>203866363Go to bed at a reasonable time tn and fix ur schedule so ur not waking up at 11am miss maam
MAGAts are ruining this country
>>203866063Conservatives are gaining momentum so Trump might have a buddy to really chud out with, which is good since sycophantic behaviour like that would keep him from trying to start another trade war with us
>>203866385white people behave like animals in public
>>203866416i was out late last night so i have an excuse but you're right i'm gonna start getting ready and go i need to seize the day and take action if i just sit here on my laptop im gonna have the urge to doze on the couch i need forward momentum
i want to stick my penis in a vagina
>>203866224you should put that in a reviewor go to nicer cafes
>>203866532your mindset has changed you seem to be improving mentally
The niggas who hacked wayback machine fucked up the website I used to watch taiwanese movies on
>>203866578>>>/jp/48014762
I love uploading a resume and then having to manually edit each entry because the site is too retarded to do it itself
>>203866686those motherfucking FUCKS
>>203858141The face of diabetes
just made $100 in less than an houri love being an entrepreneur
>>203867030I believe theyre called whores
you know how swedes or norwegians (idk i think all of them scandinavians say it) say tusen takk (a thousand thanks) as "thank you"tusen takk should be a loanword idfc that we already have the words "thanks" i want to say tusen takk instead. its literally better.
>>203867030chat is this real
>>203867030Damn you took your time. Most niggas can be made to cum in 5 minutes flat. Trust me I have the experience.
>>203867068>>203867165>>203867166it's called having a business
>>203867166what do you do for the other 4 and a half minutes?
>brian is backgrim
>>203867207he's fat and gay, he has no life other than coming here
>>203867182I have banda parties across the street from that place
>>203867165it's very real
is not caring based or cringe
thread themehttps://youtu.be/weMbyay66fs?si=gjTZezjvcmYs__6X
>>203867227i've been gone from here for several days
Is this nigga really flexing with a hundred dollar bill?
>>203867229they stopped the music since i've cursed them, seems like they got the message
>>203867306i think he's just bored
they stopped playing music after the day they were celebrating was over*fixed it for you, fatty
>>203867306that i made in less than an hour, yes, and wagies are jealousi have other work for today planned as well
>>203867182Gonna come to your store and cum on your goods.
>>203867353dia de los muertos is this month, haven't heard any music >>203867372you will be cursed
>>203867383probably because its not dia de los muertos yet, retard
>>203867383Go ahead hex me, your curse won't uncum your goods.
>>203867398it wasn't mexican independence day and they've been blasting music several weeks prior to that
i think orange man is gonna lose
>>203867449
there's an election?
>>203867430and the mexicans near me arent blasting music either, dumbass. Do you think its a month long celebration or something?
just voted for trump
post-binge poo is gonna hit so good bros
>i think orange man is gonna l-ack!
>>203866703strange place but that Lola sex doll is worth copping
one thing about us dems is we show up on election day
sex dolls look uncanny, don't get how anyone wants to have them
>>203867801hes getting destroyed right now
>>203867850and he hasn't seen the worst of it
I wouldnt use the bathroom for at least a couple hours, if I were youleft a RANK stench in there
listening to jazz
>>203867925Aren't you a sophisticated little grasshopper
>>203867943
>>203867757literally nobody gives a shit about that jason. fuck off with your chud shit
>>203868010Jason is dead
jason isn't real
>>203867534whatever if they start with their beaner shit again they're gonna get cursed again plain and simple
>>203868018he was gayposting about lithuanian men yesterday
>>203868018Jasin is her deadbame she prefers spinny now
>>203868018ok sorry for deadnaming you sister what should i call you now
spinny is voting for cumala
>>203868084She doesn't vote.t. Expert on /cum/ personality lore
i don't vote because the Illuminati controls everything. and i'm part of the Illuminati. actually i'm more powerful than them
this will help my application stand out, right bros?
>>203868239It's over
>>203868239just lie
I took an act test with a bunch of high schoolers and some bitchy old lady wasn't treating them like soon to be adults at all lmao
>>203868239im sure theres an ethnicity option that says I chose not to self identify. or at least they should be
>>203868313so you're a high schooler too
>>203868036that wasn't the real Jason thoughever, it was some latinx troonski
>>203868432so jason is LARPing as Latinx too now?
>>203868401No I just got lost on the way to college
>>203868455no there's multiple troons in here. SAD state of affairs
>Black Ops 6
maybe my body odor wouldnt be nearly as bad if i stopped consuming spicy deep fried shit in industrial quantities
Someone bake new before Sweden does again
>>203868673maybe if you took a shower
>>203868741>>203868741>>203868741
