Paradise edition
where my a posterioi boys atwhere my kantian mathematicans atwhere you all gone
If you're spending £150 on a wool jumper you're just a mong. Could probably get the exact same jumper at George for £15. You're paying for a label.
>>203874385
>>203874307Hapa abomination right there
>>203874385Saw some in London going for 900 pounds
>>203874385got a very nice 55% wool one for £50
all of /brit/ says happy birthday to reg holdsworth
ehh I'm just fucking obsessed I can't help it
>>203874385yeah made of plastic
>>203874385If you are buying British wool and supporting local shepherds it's worth every penny
>>203874351Imagine crying as a man because no man should cry unless it's a funeral
don't want to see magic mike till the end because i'm pretty sure the end of magic mike is that i'm gay
>>203874385The 150quid one is made in Italy by well paid workers who know what they're doing. The 15 one is made by slave children in China
yeah that anti spam is really doing the business
clicked on a stream on twitch of someone going about a convention and one of her fans approached her for an autograph and you can hear that needy uncomfortable nervous chuckle between every word as he talks about how he's been subbed for 4 years (that's 240 quid) and you can hear how he wants to turn this signing into a conversation where she gets to know him and they become friends or more but she just goes "haha awesome thanks" and gives him a small card with a signature on it and he's forced to awkwardly back away and leave
BREAKING: rorke has lost the plot
>>203874452jannies alseep at the wheel
Filterless mongs seething once again
>>203874422And you try telling me with a straight face they don't feel exactly the same
think i've got a 'hoid
>>203874452the point of it all is to get you off this site for good cause it's a fast sinking ship
REMINDER: THIS THREAD IS MONITORED BY MI5, GCHQ, NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE!
Daughter caught me fantasising about millions again
where is the spam
>>203874470>Anne-MarieIrish diaspora retard who reads Winnie the Pooh as an adult
are jews reconcilable with the rest of humanity?
he will be seething about this math business for years
All landlords should be brutally ziggered
would you go skydiving or be too scared/not interested?
men out here giving women the icksuffragettes didn't fight for this future
Reminder that if you are an adult wearing anything other than chuck 70s, 990s, or spezials at times when you are not wearing your dress shoes, then it's time to start dressing better and gaining a clue.
wonder if I should hit up the girl from my school who had a crush on me 10 years ago out the blue
>>203874506and they all saw you claim maths has a posterioi elements!!!
>>203874506Good. Good luck catching those nonce freaks boys.
Wondering if FM25 is gonna come out ever or not
>>203874492Yes.
Yeah I'll take that 1100 dollar or something sweater that looks uncomfortable please. Give it a fucking rest, you know? Damn I should take this to the stage man
>>203874531Skydiving is for pussies that want a controlled adrenaline dump
>>203874427If a man cries than he is a bitch sorry but men are supposed to be stoic and strong
>>203874452he would have to be banned first for it to have any effect
>>203874506AIDS tier post
>>203874506do uk cops really wear those ridicilous hats and brits call them BOBBY that's hilariousu
>>203874531I want to try BASE jumping
rorke strategically ordering amazon packages when he knows his parents wont be around
>>203874560alright chill out just asking
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.
>>203874578>Men should become so traumatised they don't cry, ever.Nobody will ever care for men.
>>203874416What's the other 45%
>>203874592nowt wrong with wearing ladies clothing is there
>>203874537what you do is you get your mate or mate's mate who still knows her to set up a little reunion get togetherez
>>203874592This post oozes Anglo-Saxony
>>203874601That's the spirit man.
>>203874612Only women and children should cry
wonder if they say the same thing to the pakis and blacks and chinamen
Sleeping now, had enough of you lot, see you lot tomorrow
>>203874601ime to get a move on. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in me. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained. Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>203874615Toby’s pubes
>REMINDER: THIS THREAD IS MONITORED BY MI5, GCHQ, NCA AND THAMES VALLEY POLICE!good, hook me up with a new job you slackers
>>203874592reminds me that canadian general who raped women in his neghborhood and kill two then photographed himself in their underwear
>>203874592fixed it
>>203874615some sort of plastic probably anyway it fits me very nicely is warm and comfy
delivering a lecture at uni for the first time next weekhope I don't accidentally say something bad and ruin my career
do women really
>the river uck runs through the village of blackboys, sussexyou cannot make this shit up
>>203874644>Toby’swho?
1100 for a jumper? That come with a bridge and bungee cords, folks? Just a thought for the lads
>>203874385 we all saw your epic samefagging about this boring retarded incel topic yesterday give it a rest
>>203874686theres a blackboys inn too KEK
Might become a Rastafarian so that Jah can bless me with the white pussy meat I deserve
I'm so emotionally numb I think the last time I cried was 4 years ago
I'd spend £80 on a jumper, no more
Going to read Mrs Dalloway
failed againI will never become a Briton at this rate
>so, what are your hobbies?how do you respond to this question when your entire hobby is /brit/posting for 8 hours a day?
>>203874732i cry too much like every day some art or story or thought overwhelms me lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYGPZs7ovsAwho do they send after you?
>>203874752
>>203874728rastafarians don’t like tranny paedo freaks like you
>>203874678It's making fun of this tweethttps://x.com/tamarindric3/status/1847709369972228228
>>203874676>hope I don't accidentally say something bad and ruin my careerthis only happens in Anglo-Saxony
>>203874755You've probably had a good lifeSometimes I wish I could cry to offload the burden
>>203874732last time I cried was when I was a kid
>>203874762Batman is such a paranoid freak
>>203874633No they're don'tAustralians are mainly Irish diaspora and therefore love people of colour
>>203874776YawnBoring
if you cant feel the difference between wool and polyester then theres eomthign wrong with you
>>203874704You can steal someone else's post, turn it into a gimmick and get more replies than actually taking the time to write a good post. Hate the game.
>>203874752howling if this is real
First can out of the 12 openedWAHEEEEY>>203874754That's not my hobby, ladMine are the cans, sociology and of course, the chips
>>203874728>>203874669Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
Last time I cried it was when my dad made fun of my mom after she died. I miss her man and it sucks that my dad shit talks her
>>203874809heathermong mindraped him
>>203874818>the chipsSPICE BAG?
Can't afford natural materials me. Will be a life of plastic blend shit from M&S and NEXT.
>>203874849oh shit canadiansi forgot about them
>>203874849>i get on a proxy so it isn't me!it's either that or you're literally the tranny discord here 24/7 spamming. probably the former
>>203874857Be careful around open flames
>>203874857grow my own linen me
>>20387467857, just a kid.
Shirts were much higher quality in America before 2007ish. All stretchy bullshit now. A Hanes used to last 10-20 years not 10-20 wears, folks. You heard about this?
>>203874788've been lucky in many ways but i wouldn't say a good life i'm incel neet
Mousey is starving he's having to eat a single spoonful of jam for his tea.
>>203874894fuck yeah
Mad how rastas, cronem, thugs and goons only fuck white pussy
Hyper capitalism
>>203874916idk I only wear dresses
>>203874941Don't get me started on dresses!
>>203874837*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
think glasses make girls look prettier
>>203874933Leave him alone you fucking freak Stay in your containment thread
why eat cabbage when you have potato (c) shakespeare
Twst
>>203874837Is your dad Irish diaspora?
>>203874894sneed
>>203874996Does it even count if it's his great great grandpa?
what’s the most irish diaspora thing you’ve ever done
>>203875013That depends. What's the rest of him?
cracking up and barely holding myself together as I type up my post, "sneed"
>>203875033Dutch
>>203875023eating potatoes and listening to cranberries
>>203875015getting big pornpilled fascist energy from this
>>203874857You can get proper wool and cotton stuff from decent brands on the cheap at TK Maxx if you time it right. Their whole business model is selling stock from upmarket expensive brands that didn't sell in the previous year / season.Proper cotton dress shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt and wool jackets and coats from Massimo Dutti are the best bargains you can get there for menswear but it's relatively rare and people in the know buy them up v. quickly.If I ever pass by a TK Maxx I just check the dress shirts and jacket / coat racks for those.
/brit/ should play this together, it's a looter shooter but the girls are sexy
does anyone know if you can go to prison for buying a megaphone and shouting racist slurs into it when you're drunk? i'm asking for a mate because i've been told to show up for interview at the cities police station. i have no idea how they found me
twenty years from now I will be laying on my death bed surrounded by my children and my grandkids and all of my loved ones and I'll tell them none of them gave me as much joy as shitposting on /brit/ did. Then I'd yell FREAKS at them and die
>>203875023For me it was hanging out with cronem and listening to rap music
Russia invaded Ukraine, folks, and we're still talking about jumpers. Jumpers! Folks, if you want a jumper, go lose a bunch of money in the slots and come to one of my shows. I'll show you a jumper, fruitcake, I'll tell you that much. He'll bring you your drinks! Oh sorry, jumpah. Jumpah please. Do they call you that because of the basketball?
>>203875058
>>203875058you see that girl at the end passing the beer across the table? can tell from that alone that these are yanks
>>203875052this is how i react when i see an irish flag say the word "cans". unbelievably funny.
>>203875058why would she do that
>>203875075you are such a weird freak
>>203875023listen to reggae regularly or simped for a nigerian girl, not sure which is more
>>203875088Hairy ape
>>203875054Then it isn't that The Irish is probably sufficiently diluted
>>203875064seems like every single new multiplayer game flops so I don't think I'll bother
>>203875090Well it isnt like she said oh mai gawd if you look at her mouth
what's your job title lads
pretty sure the montenegro flag has been proven beyond reasonable doubt to be spainnonce but can’t remember exactly
>>203875108lol those are very diaspora things, especially simping for a black girl. are you actually Irish diaspora, or were those just inexplicable moments of madness?
>>203875160>Drowner
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1370875
>>203875173Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
Jesus Christ was a Platonic philosopher
>>203875173don't think I'm Irish in any way, just some moments of madness maybe a couple times per month haha x
>>203875160>fatuous pauperktim
>>203875160count as female?
>>203875158i can’t really see that you can just tell from her masculine and lackadaisical manner that she’s american or canadian (could be brit or aussie but don’t think so)
>>203875160>fish benderktim
>>203875165I've been called many names and many things. I'm not sure if I'm Mousey, Adam a Jew it's making me question reality
>>203875197Took a gamble and clicked on this.
>>203875088Looks like the usual weltschmerz petit bourgeois dilettante that embodies reactionary ideology.
>>203875208you will never count as female
>>203875160So Brits have always been bantering bastards
>>203875227It's called dimesquare, shithead
might leave her with pictures of trickery and stains on the carpet and stains on the scenery
>>203875202Per month? I'd take an ancestry test if I were you
>>203875223What's your verdict
>>203875160Literally all 190
>>203875227looks jewish
>>203875240Should have a FAB dropped on it.
>>203875247Not my style.
not sure if I should click that shit my nigga
be funny if this montenegroen proxy was someone i knew, say my doctor or my rc
wdym, it says so in my job description
wonder how rich pyrocynical is
Does silver hair automatically mean a gilf?I'd shag this milf/gilf no problem
>>203875274I'm the hooker you take home to rim you every Sunday night
>>203875160>proprietor of midgets
Gymnast to house painter me
>>203875223Good lad. Good lad.
interesting how /brit/ culture is just mongs throwing shit posts out as fast they can until something sticks and gets some replies
>>203875282He is very rich in calories
>>203875311that's most generals here
>>203875290i'm not that fargone
Best timmy could do is a pighuman
ktim
kemi badenoch is black
>>203875330Sideways cunt waheyy
>>203875282defo a millionaire
>>203875311It is >75% one "person" now
>>203875289it's AI she's not real
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=randomPost which one you get.
>>203875327If you ever do get that far you'll know where to find me love
what are the posh parts of the north? i know harrogate is nice
what do escorts mean when they put 'gcses' as one of their services?
maths is a branch of logic and logic is a branch of science
>>203875160Ye Olde CV employment history
>>203875349probably earns close to a million a month
>>203875371>logic is a branch of scienceno it's not
>>203875330Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
Drop kicking Moo Deng over a rugby post
>>203875393yeah mate, it is
>>203875338She got her dirty black claws into a white man
>>203875358Auto-phellatio
>>203875393it's literally objective and systematicit's a science
are you fucking kidding me ladsthis site is going downhill
>>203875404Lel they know what they're doing.
>>203875391doubt it, he's not as big as he used to be and i think only the biggest youtube/streamers make that type of money
>>203875367nowhere. maybe some parts of yorkshire like harrogate
It's actually spelled "jaslighting", I don't know why you're spelling it with a g
>>203875423kek all because of me
>>203875423Never seen that. Think youre marked
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c207m3m0xpjowe're going to literally give free money to shitholes because middle class cucks aren't we?
>>203875423A timer? How curious
>>203875423>heathermong and mousenonce are genuinely probably responsible for this
>>203875463are tobes wouldn't do that sort of thing
>>203875463Mousenocne is most definitely responsible for this.I think he is the only person on 4chan to be banned more than 10000 times
>>203875455imageboard not linkboard
It's giving ... R1b genetics.
>>203875423enjoying the new captchas
>>203875455would rather give money to the cronem of the caribbean than “ukraine”
Doctuah, Jekyll on that thang!
>>203875463It's actually your fault. If you hadn't kept reporting me then this wouldn't have happened
Might buy a 4chan pass
>>203875455What's crazy is that it won't be descendants of slave owners being taxed, it'll be normal people
logic is not a science
>>203875536inactive
>>203875512Wait until black people learn about Yamnayas, they're going to love them
>>203875522Irish diaspora detector going wild
>>203875530I look forward to reporting you in future and helping you realize the consequences of your anti-social actions
>>203875455I'd be very disappointed if we did cave in - especially since we have absolutely no obligation to and Labour have said they won't (and probably couldn't afford the bad press at the moment). I could imagine "reparations" being given as window dressing for some sort of backroom shenanigans. Like reparations in exchange for favourable trade deals and what-not. Commonwealth countries look like they've won one over on us, hopefully inter-state relations in commonwealth will improve, and we'd walk out with some sort of deal we wouldn't have otherwise received.
>>203875554Whitey were the original kangs
>>203875537Why do you perform this weird posting ritual? Is it brain damage from posting here every day for over a decade?
>>203875553Very active in fact!
>>203875430according to my research youtubers with a million subs make like a million a year and he has 84 million so not that far off but maybe i put a zero on or something somewhere i dont know
>>203875455>None of the discussions have been about money. Our position is very, very clear in relation to thatIt's literally nothing, you didn't even read the article
I'm just a love machine, feeding my fantasyGive me a kiss or three and I'm fine
>>203875585Gahhughugh Aghaha Mur Baddy mi friends jupjup kirs douuuu fgienddddddd guwd dend
What do you call these lads? I don't think 'immy works.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvt_7mlX-Z0
got the boiler on
>>203875557irish diaspora love ukraine mate
Going through my decade old youtube playlists is so fucking nostalgic. I genuinely don't remember how I found these random videos with less than 100 views or how one relates to the next. Youtube really must have used to be a different beast
>in light of this attack on Iranian territory, we have no choice but to nuke Israel, and Saudi Arabia and Jordan. Thanks for listening.
>>203875573we definitely will eventually. it's so humiliating. we have middle class cunts who actively hate us. Ethnic fifth columnists who are just acting in their own ethnic interest and literally zero nationalist fight back.
I've been going crazy while you sleepSearching for a language that the two of us can speakSo Mr. Prehistoric, make your wheelAnd I'll breathe underwater 'cause I like the way it feels
>>203875634What the fuck you boilin, pickle boy
>>203875628mad how much better rapping sounds in an old london accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncfm6Fphhlo
auction off every thing in the musuems which we stole and give the proceeds to the commonwealth countries
>>203875646They love cronem more
>>203875723mad when old white guys sound betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e5oKp-tCY4
It's s very newCan anybody tell me what to do?(Oh) This feeling's very strangeCan anybody tell me what's your game?
got the pentastar: in the style of demons on
>>203875733use the money to bring the commonwealth to usget them in get them housed on the green belt and get them wanked off
Critics have described the Stanford Prison Experiment as unscientific and fraudulent. In particular, Thibault Le Texier has established that the guards were asked directly to behave in certain ways in order to confirm Zimbardo's conclusions, which were largely written in advance of the experiment.
>>203875744pete sounds like giggs. proper deep voice on him
come on lads, lets get some belter posts posted
ferrari warming up nicely
commanding a poo
>>203875798*has a shit that falls into your mouth whilst im balls deep in your mother*
Does a little gay dance
College football tonight, gonna get absolutely piss drunk
>>203875809posted it in the wrong thread didn't i. feel like a right dipstick now lads
>>203875820british comedy
>>203875814huge weekend
>>203875820
was giving r1b genetics in the surgery
What the fuck's going on 'ere?
>>203875814what game should I watch?
Any of you cunts watched “From”?
Can any doctors ITT explain why my brain wants to impulsively say nigger out loud nearly 24/7/365?It's becoming a problem
>>203875688>literally zero nationalist fight backwe had riots this year and Reform are almost on par with the Tories in the polls
Was on a date with a girl in the park when an excited dog ran up to us. I gave him a pet and his owner, an attractive woman, ran up to us to apologise and we chatted for a minute. Almost wish my date weren't there so I could have had a shot chatting her up, but that would not have been very moral.
Looking forward to Iran bombing Saudi Arabian oil fields The world going to hamAnd me not having to work
>>203875877why is that goon got a timmy mask on
>>203875894I can't stand stimpee anymore
>>203875744did they ever found out who is writing their raps?
>>203875886Have you considered going to sleep
>>203875814bro cody get the coors light
>>203875886It's hard for me too. Half the state I live in is porch monkeys
>>203875591Why are you spamming your homosexual niggerotica while supposedly out of the house for the evening?
>>203875929East Asian's teeth look like this
>>203875870LSU vs texas
I would give anything to not have to workOnly one army can save usPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>203875929>im russian>always thought of myself as a proud caucoid manfucked this larp up heathermong mate
>>203875930Miller high life is the mans drink of choice
>>203875971
>>203875955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qc0akWRBQk
I said babes man's not hot x
>>203875997heathermongs teeth
Let me get what I want
>>203875997how many years you going to be posting this interesting factoid lad?
>>203876023are lenin
might yry drugs
Asians are insecure because they ain't shit
get off the american proxy faggot
>>203876019You don't know what you want. Only I know what you NEED.
Got the telly onHope you’re all comfy
receiving a handjob from myself
>>203876057I will be once you fix this DAMN DOOR!
>>203875997>>203875971oh my days
You NEED to pray for President Trump
>>203876050hahahahahahatimmy nun di wiser
>>203876046gonna take a weed gummie myself
>>203876077Pray that he fuckin dies
>>203876077His heirs are Jewish. Why should I care for him?Keep curry out of the VP's residence
My last thread might not live to see new
>>203876121>>203876121>>203876121
