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schlomo mosheberg
>>203875878https://i.4cdn.org/int/1729979760402854.jpg sexo
turning this /cum/ into /asean/
>>203875952ayiee
>>203875319anon completely decimating orbiters
the mayor of paris is hot
Kids these days with their Zendaya's, their Sydney Sweeney's, their Jenna Ortega's, their Brie Larson's, their Jennifer Lawrence's, their Sabrina Carpenter's, their Ella Purnell's.
>>203876015outrageously cute
dr. mouse how would you recommend treating hemorrhoids?
I want to feel horny, haven't been jerking it 4th week but imagination, stimulation nor digital imagery no longer does it for me. I feel seedless, useless and dead. Imc.
What do Shia LeBeouf, Jamie Pressley, Paris Hilton, and Keifer Sutherland have in common?As you may have guessed from the title of this passage, they’ve all been arrested for driving under the influence (DUI).
>>203876082Piss nettles applied directly to the area 4x a day
>>203876015It's crazy how Jennifer Lawrence's career died at the same time Weinstein went down
I've been taking a daily multivitamin the last few weeks and I feel much healthier
I was ready to go to 400 postswasn't it just a few months ago we went over 400, just for the fuck of it?
SEX WITH WHITE GUYS
>>203876126I've been taking the gummy ones but the autists on tiktok say you should be taking bee pollen. Such cases
>>203876140I think our record is over 700
i actually just read an article about nettles and alkaloids today. Am I a schizo now? I only remember two species
>>203876140If you don't act on it then the Swede will make some cringe Costco thread
>>203876152You unironically watch tiktok? Very cringe
>>203876151sex with white girls (xx)
>>203876082Push them back in! Dont itch. I like getting them and farting to itch No but if they don't go away in like a week then yoi can get ointment creams for itNone of this medical advice
>>203876181Good luck!
>>203876159Nettles are important to learn about and are useful for prostatic hyperplasia
>>203876153kek i remember that one. rogue janny kept deleting all new /cum/s so we spammed it
For treating it* And even thoigh nettles have a lot of estrogenic chemicals, they also have things which protect you against that
Is there a way to hire like tech support for your parents? Like they don't know how to get to firestick back to cable
watchin destinydamn this nigga have a nuanced and fact based perspective on current events
All my posts have multiple levels of irony, even this one.
Post AI slop to trigger that one anon who seems to really hate it for some chuddy reasson
not that hungry but i want some roast beef fries cause they sound tasty
>>203875878What does America gain from this one sided friendship THOUGH?
>>203876311Mousey how come you have no monies?
cant take it anymore buds
jill stein
have to return to wagecucking soonmight go back to the starcux for minimum $15/hr starting only three more years and if my degree doesn't land me a job fresh out then I WILL be hanging myself from a bridge with rope that is particularly difficult to cut
>>203876536post that dog stretching
>>203876548the opportunity to serve israeland we are grateful for it
>>203876548Apparently intelligence, Israel is also a chess piece for America in the middle east, but the government of Israel is pretty crazy right now, American needs to do more to put them under control
>>203876582T!SMT!SFSI!
>>203876683who are you
Remember Sherlock: ‘My mind,’ he said, ‘rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense then with artifi cial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession, - or rather created it, for I am the only one in the world.’> The Sign of the Four, Arthur Conan Doyle, 1890.No, Sherlock, you are not; you have the infectious disease physicians for company.
time for a haircut
Just learned black people wash red meat too.
>>203876764top zozzle
>>203876774Amongus
What's gawn on guis? Theo here
You know what? I'm just gonna do it. I dont care about listening to m using music whilst copying notes from computer to my book
>>203875952I wish misty would spray on me bros..
>>203876836Mate I'm trying to help you we're all worried about you
>>203876832Lol
give me a movie about ayys to watch tonight
>>203876836good for you tobes
im not worried
>hurr dur why you have no money?>how did that thing turn out?Yeah, "helping"
>>203876852post your breasts
>>203876881Well we can't help you unless we know your circumstances.
>"""'we'"""Go back to r9k
>see prostituteI can fix her
>>203876943it's sad that that one insane finn anon made hate birds posted on /int/but I still like birds when I see them irl
/cum/ gets a big DOOOOOM.
>>203876983tell me about the finn bird lore
>>203876983i hate crows
I like crows
Mi Perro
I love reggie
taking public transportation every day and shaking hands and fist bumping multiple people is good for the immune system and soul yea women are creeped out and disgusted by me but I know I am living right
>>203876929Well I am your friend and will always be your friend.
i am the walrus
can anybody that speak Spanish tell me what this might mean?>ajuuuuaaaais it a laugh, or a wow, or some other exclamation?
Copilot stopped working... I have computer virus
Don't reply to or engage with mousenonce
>>203877145he stays regardless
>>203877145Shut up you sexy little dog
>>203877114GOO GOO GASHOOO (everybody smoke POT everybody smoke POT everybody smoke POT)
>>203877116Correct
>>203877158Vote no on amendment 3
>>203877116si
>>203876989well I only started visiting /int/ around 2021 (but I've been on off 4chan since 2008) but I know he is still relative new poster on /sauna/ or /mämmi/, he's not even close to that time the original finn posters started thread hijacking or when they created the generalanyway "the lore" it's super shallow, he doesn't even know anything about birds reallyhe is just an attention whore who spams birds and pretends to be multiple people
can somebody stroke my cock mechanically with no love at least
>>203877116>is it a laugh, or a wow, or some other exclamation?>>203877159>>203877174So it's all of them?
I will simply not vote
I think I am sick
Holy fuck this black girl behind me is so annoying
>>203877202Spinster
if you dont vote its like ur invisibleor something
>>203877197Just like an exclamation
Jews are 2% of the US population but are responsible for 33% of the most severe white collar crimes.Why are Jews so good at white collar crimes?
>>203877202lipton lemon tea and vitamin c tablets
>he doesnt have AMPs in his countrynigga a lot of them let you caress their ass and pussy over their yoga legging things sometimes even some nipple
>>203877242we have amps, we have volts and watts too!
>>203877206dont relax anon
>>203877217How do you be invisible
>>203877206Make a photo of her and post it here!
what's your best burger recipe?think i'm gonna follow something with mustard powder, worcestershire sauce, and some cheese mixed with the ground beef
>>203877287follow the guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iJWNeATq0
I get paid way too much for what I do nglFast food wagies probably work 8x harder than me but I make 3x their salary
Scatmans world
I hope women come through for America
esceeeytee
if a white guy starts dating a black girl will black men start harassing that white guy? like is there some unspoken rule? or is dating free for all?
've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, MinnesotaBuffalo, Toronto, Winslow, SarasotaWichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, OklahomaTampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
>>203877221gracias amigo
>>203877381unless you live in a ghetto shithole, you're more likely to get some glares by old white chuds
White men and black women couples have the lowest divorce rates in America
>>203877346It’s all about supplyin demand
QUICKLY WHILE IM STILL ORDERING FOODFRIED CHEESE, OR A PIECE OF CHEESECAKE?
>>203877494fatass
Are the droids in star wars small jedi with helmets on amd wearing shells
>>203877494fried cheese
>>203877383Why do you rarely visit cities and states who end with a consonant?
>>203877507youre not wrong
Drunk woman was asking me for something in ukrainian or russian idk i told her i don't understand and she started crying and said job twoja mać and suka blyat with i understood lol. That was my only social interaction of the day not counting conveniance store clerks. I felt bad for her but cant do anything i didn't even know what she wanted.pic unrelated thank you for reading my blog.
>>203877423>a nerdy, pale white skinny guy dating the blackest girl from the darkest ghettonow that would be exhilarating
>>203877494FLY LICE
>>203877494Maybe a salad for once.
>>203877388It should be illegal for latinas to wear more than this
Eating beef donair and rice
>>203877575you are now my favorite /cum/ poster
>>203877518 been to Boston, Charleston, Dayton, LouisianaWashington, Houston, Kingston, TexarkanaMonterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa
>>203877593Yeah? Can I kiss you?
I should move to san francisco or la so i don't get bullied for walking like a fag. Everyone is gay there and i would probably look straight.
>>203877308Some onion soup mix in the meat especially with a fattier blend of ground beef
>>203877657on mouth please
>>203877575voting yes on amendment this am i right fellas
>>203877673I'm about to dice up some onion and do this: >Ground beef Mix in finely chopped onion and mushrooms Add a little Worcestershire sauce Add a bit of mustard powder Salt and pepper Add finely chopped cheese curds Garlic powderExcept I don't have the curds.
>>203877657Why did you pretend to be me. You're violating the honor principles of anonymous imageboard posting
>Except I don't have the curds.Don't post then
>>203877708Anonymity was a mistake.
fuck my chud life
>>203877708Nice reverse psychology fag, I am the original poster.
not sure why I expected more but the rogan podcast was a snoozefest
we men oughta do more for women
voting hard no
>>203877765what were you expecting? 'yea man i fuckin hate them mexicans i hope aliens come outta the sky and blast em all to shit'?>>203877773we men oughta cum on more women
>>203877773Did you remember to pick up the milk?
>>203877730znam tamto uczucie
Me n the cum bums
>>203877790yeah idk my hope was new schizo theories but it was the same old same old
I don't like Billy JoelI'd kick his ass if i saw him
>>203877575it's so hot there even the fatties walk around like that
>>203877773Like fingering? I'm not gonna eat no pissy but I'll finger
haircut doneshower time
Post tits
>>203877773what have women done for me?
>>203877773well I try to eat their ass but nooo anon that's not sanitary noo anon that tickles
ohhhh what the fuck happened to meeeeee
>>203877833i love fingering so muchi unirnoically had a more fun time doing foreplay than fuckinggf used to tell me i was better with my hands than my dick, i would do her crazy shit
>>203877865Birthed you in pain
>>203877740You sick bastard. You stole my kiss
I could sleep I'll go to sleep I think
>>203877891Stop replying to yourself
>>203877894forum
Is DiStefano here, I miss him
>>203877777common /cum/ L
Wan-chan
>>203877826Sounds like Billy Joel is not your lover
>>203877981nazzy
>>203877800wrong "that” but thanks for the (you)
>>203878025just a few more years of polish input and output bros trust me just a few more decades
>>203877891Can I kiss you?
>>203878096smdh
fingering is pretty fun. the vagina feels so weird!!
>>203876849Ummmm..... FBI? Where's the glowniggers when you need them?
>>203878232say hi to your mom for me next time
>>203878269i just showed her your post and she says she doesnt know you
>>203878287that's part of the roleplay
>>203878232>weird!!it feels like a mouth but tighter
As an American,
As a consumer of porn I think porn should be banned
>>203878309she says she doesnt know what youre talking about and that youre crazy
>>203878397that's part of the roleplay
Why is this thread so bad?
>>203878417Mom’s gone
>>203878060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW50-YruRuA
>>203878417saturday night all the normals are gone
>>203878452>4chan>normalsPlus we already know that it's Friday night that people go out for.
business idea: buy tubs of generic trail mix and have the candies separated from the nuts and raisins. Keep all the healthy nuts for myself. Give away the candy to the goyim spaw- I mean the wonderful children
>>203878492I'm sure you love putting nuts in your mouth.
>>203878492What is your favorite nut? I love almonds.
>>203878539Macadamia
for me personally it's cashews but i also fuck heavily with peanuts
got the ground beef patty in the Dreo
>>203878539in ure mum
I am NOT a fan of walnuts.
>>203878570Oh, they are yummy, too. But they are very expensive here.
>>203878539pistachios. sunflower seeds arent nuts but they feel like nuts. walnuts are great. the humble peanut holds a special place in my heart. i would like to try southern style boiled peanuts.
i did nothing the entire day
>>203878615Same. They make me shit
>>203878638I'm shitting right now.
>>203878638You do that every day.
>>203878539cashew, pure bliss
this nigga like cashoos, this nigga dont like walnuts certified nutless chuds
I like almonds
>>203878638same and i will do nothing tomorrow
Almonds are the patrician nut
>>203878714i hope to do things tomorrow.
I don’t like blacksI don’t like jews
>>203878638i mean i went to the gym but thats not really that much, i didnt do a damn thing else, no chores completed and no bitches rizzed
I like sugarAnd I like tea
no love for pistachios. am i the only man amongst boys?
>>203878747>>203878633
>>203878747Too much work
>>203878741at least you went to the gym
Ordered taco smell
>>203878638gonna go to a bar and recreationally drink
I miss the peak white American culturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdhqVtpR2tstake me back boys...
>>203878746Do a lot of British people have yellow teeth because they drink so much tea?
if a woman gave me a hug i would nut
>>203878801No you wouldn't
>>203878768its really the bare minimum desu
>>203878801Go to a strip club. Wear sweatpants.
I was the guy who posted about riding public transportation and meeting a lot of people and how it helps your immune system well guess who is coming down with the sniffles and sneezes lololol
>>203878733>>203878746i recognize both of th ese songs
>>203878779How did he fall? Looks like he tripped on nothing
>>203878779down bad today are we
>>203878801I hope you won't nut when you hug your mum.
girl picks autistic guys who never thought they would feel the touch of a woman because she gets off on them treating her like a literal goddess sent from heaven
>>203878885more like because she wants him to raise chads kids amirite?
>>203878885oh really? strange. haven't run into any of these girls yet
i've reached the age where all anime is cringedon't know how to copeguess i gotta jerk it to some 3dpdweird
>>203878875It's his right shoe. Look at his feet. Either his shoes are a size or two too big, or he's a lazy fat fuck that doesn't make the effort to lift his feet and properly stride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiqSKFyMJzEman listneing to the old elitist hipster garbage i used to love when i was like 14 is so comfy
>>203878920>i've reached the age where all anime is cringeWelcome to being an adult.
>>203878914they run into you
Tfw no gf
i hear music from the next door halloween party
>>203879009show up as the jizzler
>>203879009go knock on the door and ask if you can join
>>203879020>>203879025it's a kid party
>>203879009Diddyless Freak Off
showeredwish i hadnt
>>203879034please don't show up as the jizzler
>>203879034Show up as the diddler
>>203879044Why not
Butt sex.
>>203879044u sick or something and it made it worse?
>>203878929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDxzXnrWqpkseriosuyl man havent listened to this hsit in probably at minimum 8 years but i still just remember most of it, its like an old friendcomf
what does it's joever even mean
>>203879128Means Joe Biden
>>203878907this
>>203879128joe rogan is gonna beat the shit out of you
>>203879128joe mama
>>203879170:(
>>>/pol/486018376
>>203879128It means "It's over, to the degree of failure of Joe Biden's chance of continuing".
I used to hate nu-metal when I was a teenager but now I just miss the media we had back then
wow great thread jason. youre so smart an quirky and charismatic
>>203879233two can play this gamehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729906122349308.webm
Anyone here work acheduled so that they'd have to work 7 days straight with no overtime pay??
>>203879252I'm starting to look back at media from 20ish years ago, that I had previously dismissed, and wonder "Should I check it out, now that everything is shit?".
Sexo maxmoefoe
i should shower I thinks
>>203879321He was so cute as a twink
Orange shirt femboy but old
>>203879360He's cuter on cold ones with his glasses on and dressing loke a pilot etc
>>203876548US imperial strategy is to prevent rival empires, and regional hegemons from forming. Through history, the three big ethnic groups in the middle east periodically conquer their neighborhood, and become regional hegemons. Turks = Ottoman empire. Arabs = Caliphate. Persians = Acheminid empire. Kurds have had an empire, but they aren't a likely contender. Jews are too small in population and land to be a contender. USA wants to prevent the recreation of any of these empires; to have a free hand for america in the Middle East. This way we can blockade oil exports to East Asia, without going anywhere near the Chinese coastal defenses, which would waste us. Israel has the same incentive to prevent a regional hegemon from taking over the Middle East. Not cause they care about oil to asia, they just don't want to be under a Muslim power; which would destroy their state. So we are natural allies with common goals here. Israel also shot down Soviet jets in the cold war; which we liked a lot.
And actually whygenas new art style after whatever went on with him and the characteristics changes again are more like the character he started out as but better, so even though I don't like it I'm still glad it's something that's close to his style
hello i took a good long nap and now im gonna take a shower might do something tonight if my friend can get someone to watch her kids but who knows
>>203879385I like chad now more honestly, he's fat but he's got that I don't give a fuck emergency which makes him hot
This is me rn
>>203879436Well he's the gay oneI'm glad he's there bevause he makes a lot of the content. Like with setting fires and not giving a fuckAnd he's good at the short shouty parts
Eeeeeeehhhhhh Putoooooooooo!!!
fuck spidey
>>203879424that was a very long nap u slept for like 4 hours niggaenjoy the night with the gulls
I got the whore to flip out at me again. I'm getting good at it
i think sleepy joe wears sun glasses because people dont take him seriously. It's like a masquerade>>203879493I can fix her
>>203879493I'm going to flip out at you
Odds drunk evens sober
>>203879487it was less of a nap and more of a sleep debt i didn’t sleep good last night anyway and i say i slept for 4 hours but i really got up like 45 minutes ago and just looked at my phone in bed and hit my vape to get my head straight i had some pretty strange dreams i dreamt that i was in a donut shop and i was the last customer in there before they locked the doors and a lady tried to come in after me and the door was locked and she looked like she was gonna cry lol i had one of those regular donuts with the chocolate frosting with the rainbow sprinkles on top which is my favorite
That's a third device banned this week. Personal best beat
i have an insatiable need to cutepost
>>203879592let it out i'm gonna hang around to make the new thread then i'm gonna go shower and stuff
>you is obese
I'm a goose
By the way Israel attacked Iran
>>203879633#justshitholethings
Well /cum/, which miku will you be picking?
>>2038796512
Sexo
My height starts with 5
>>203879691same bestie
>>203879691Sexo
uhhh mousey horny !!
>>203879651miku number one with miku number 5 bottom half
>>203879716Based preference haver
>>203879651five
>>203879538we live in a sobriety
make 12 more posts
*sigh* is there anything better than German men?! I think not.
>>203879812I love whygena
>>203879651miku miku 三~~~~
>>203879819i look like that
i cant get out of this post until we get to 312
OK final notes and then bed
I like soft woman skin
>>203879812Finally a good fucking post in /cum/
>>203879864it puts the lotion on its skin
>>203879894>>203879894>>203879894
>>203879812morning tobes
I love whygena c:
