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woolies mud cake edish
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
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>>203884636
no
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>>203884636
Emma Watson did a mud cake in my mouth.
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New Britain and New Ireland

just out of frame to the east is Boganville, which I guess you could count as New Australia
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>>203884636
>>203884647
>>203884648
Thought this was /brit/
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>>203884648
yes
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>starting sentences with "i mean" when typing
i seriously hope you guys don't do this
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>>203884665
course lad, also love saying "like" every 2 words and ending each sentence with a really gay nasally rising inflection
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>>203884657
scary how uninhabited this is
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Kiwis think anywhere with mines is like Australia
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>>203884665
>ending statements with question marks
People really type out their effeminate upspeak intonation lol
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>place in oz named "woolworths"
>wool has no worth in their hot climate
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>>203884665
I mean to stop doing this.
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Kettle broke, had to boil coffee water like a literal medieval peasant on the stove this morning
Feeling defeated and ashamed
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Yank is gunna shit himself when he finds out about Marino sheep
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>>203884683
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>>203884682
yeah I hate that
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>>203884675
about 600k population
not too bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYG0PyjcaXw
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>>203884687
it's fine in your post because "i mean" isn't being used a filler phrase
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>>203884676
don't think you understood my joke lad
the place is called Bogan-ville Island, you see
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>>203884665
>>203884682
Wait until you see/hear the dreaded "I mean...?"
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the little cronem offers you a gift
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give me a young amongst the gum trees
with lots of plumb trees
a sheep or two, and a kangaroo
a clothesline out the back
verandah out the front
and an oooooold rocking chair
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>>203884747
the YIMBY freaks that run the Greens want an end to this
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List of things in Australian culture
>mullets
>going to the pub
>ms paint cartoons like the big lez show
>saying "rock up"
>putting hilariously inappropriate spoilers on barber cars
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>>203884764
stfu roke we need 30,000 more high rise apartment buildings in quiet leafy green suburbs to make room for the billions of browns we're importing
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>>203884764
Greens are YIMBY in name only anyway
none of them want density in their electorates and fight every attempt, density for thee but not for me
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>i mean,
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wtf is a barber car
google images didn't help, it showed people running hairdressers out of their vans
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>>203884636
You vill eat ze mud
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erm is that a 100 year old federation house I spot???
knock that down IMMEDIATELY and build a grey dogbox to rent to 8 jeets per bedroom NOW
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>>203884799
a gaudy car that a barber would drive
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Dropped a streetview pin on some random place on the Kokoda track and they've still got a bunch of un-exploded ordnance just laying about
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>>203884665
>>203884673
Did i drunkenly leave vacaroos last night? Why you coming for me
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>>203884827
2087364982675394826349840659
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>>203884815
it do be like this
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>>203884826
resting my tender plums atop this and holding a jet lighter to it
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>>203884815
This except replace NOW with PRONTO
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>>203884819
strangely specific, i've never known barbers to drive particularly gaudy cars, unless they were lebs obviously
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>>203884819
odd post
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>>203884826
Thats bunyip poo
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>>203884665
this. so much this.
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>>203884861
Bunyips are only in Australia
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>>203884861
kokoda track isnt in autralia
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>>203884851
common derogatory thing to say regarding vehicles here
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good morning how are we
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some YIMBY freak took a photo of the front of my parent's house to write an article about how we need to rip up all our suburbs to build more ugly apartments
decapitate all YIMBYs
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>>203884880
>>203884889
Union mandated holiday
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in public you don't see me
on /brit/, yeah, that's the real me
Mark living by the sea
while im shitposting with my homies

Rate these bars team. heat or nah?
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>>203884891
loopy cartoon country
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>>203884902
why on earth did he pick your parents' house, specifically
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all the Goggle Streetview images of the Kokoda are just pics some guy took on his hike every so often
Good on you Shane
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>>203884902
lmao get rekt
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>>203884930
they live in Haberfield which YIMBYs consider their mortal enemy
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>>203884931
onya shaneo
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What is Australian culture?
>Mateship
>Anti-Catholic sentiment
>Interracial sex
>Baking
>Anti-intellectualism
>Gambling
>Racism
I hate this country honestly
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so I'm leavin the pub to go to kohls and theres a fuckin fair dinkum fucking wallaby in me ute
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>>203884952
crikey your rents must be bajillionaires (in equity)
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>>203884902
what about ripping up one of those upper middle class pseudo-yank maze suburbs that look like this? i grew up in one of these and i fucking hated it
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Do poms understand that 'fuck off we're full' extends to them?
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got no issue with higher density near train stations specifically, makes sense
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The idea essentially is that they do get ripped up over time and turn into something less deanoish
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>>203884965
yeah that's fine don't care about those
but YIMBYs have a hatred of Australia and its natural and architectural landscape so want to destroy the most beautiful places first
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>>203884954
>>Mateship
thats on the Kokoda Monument

they didn't mention the other stuff you wrote
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>>203884976
english expats fit in fine here lad, they share our pub culture
have known many in my time
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>I mean,
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>>203884976
Do Aussies not understand that Australia is the waiting room to go home after 'finding yourself' for 6 months travelling SEA?
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cronem chiefin loud pack while katydem preparing breakfast
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>>203884965
struggle to articulate just how much i fucking hate these houses. it's especially bad in the west melb suburbs like tarneit, if you ever get the train to/from geelong it takes you through the endless swaths of nothing but these grim grey new builds sitting on a flat barren treeless wasteland full of jeets and arabs
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>>203884965
Desperately needs a bigger yard
Whats the point of a house like that with a UK sized garden
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>got no issue with higher density near train stations specifically, makes sense
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>>203884988
>>203884902
I'm surprised he took a photo of your house then, between you, your mum and your dad its probably the most dense household in Australia.
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>>203885006
Mad how our agricultural industry was so dependent on poms on gap year
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Antipodeans don't eat pork sausages they eat beef sausages
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>>203884998
>Taking Aussie homes
>Taking Aussie jobs
>Barely speak English
>Hate our culture and have no desire to assimilate
Nah, no poms thanks
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>>203885019
that is not at all representative of my personage, and I take issue with the fact that you would misrepresent me endorsing a sensible policy as something not as such
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>>203885026
Who do you employ now?
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>>203884987
except they just replace them with deano apartments to stuff full of indians
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The new epic rap battle was shite
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>>203885017
the entirety of the outer suburbs of brisbane look like this too
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>>203885024
demolished him so badly they're putting up a commie block to replace him
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>>203885018
that's the funny thing, old suburbs tend to have big yards, but the new suburbs which are more american-like inexplicably have smaller yards for some reason
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>>203884987
will that actually happen though
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>>203885033
Did a brit finger your sister mate? cheer up it's sunday
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>>203885030
pork sausages are a breakfast food lad
beef sausages for lunch or dinner
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>>203885051
good post
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>>203885038
It's not quite worked itself out yet but they've expanded the seasonal visa scheme for pacific islanders
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>>203885024
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>>203885018
my place had a swimming pool but the yard was still comically small, not that i care mind you because mowing the lawn is extremely annoying and expensive in fuel if you have a big yard
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>>203885051
You're not Australian, there's no functional difference between a British and Chinese immigrant
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>>203885051
good lad and well said
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Just saw a fuckin dickhead turn across the path of an oncoming ambulance with its sirens blaring
Should be an instant license revocation that
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>>203885062
Fair, what are they like? Fucking big lads right?
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>>203884819
That term doesn't exist
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>>203885078
settle down
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>>203885051
done him
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>>203884952
That's doxxable info mate
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>>203885078
fuckup holden you fat derro cunt
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>>203885082
im procrastinating driving to the local woolies to pick up some food because ive been having nothing but fast food and coffee for the past week, and knowing that theres knobheads like that driving around all willy nilly gives me the shits
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the YIMBY dream
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>>203885092
Just stating facts, Australians have no kinship with the United Kingdom anymore
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mumstein has asked me to cook dinner and requested i make both steak and chicken, like has she gone QUITE mad??
i'm not really foodie but i have a strong gut feeling that having both white meat and red meat in a single meal is a massive culinary faux pas, if not then it should be
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>>203885100
>Mass immigration is okay when it's these people we loosely associate with who have repeatedly made it known how much they detest and look down on Australians
Righto.
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>>203885105
You are literally British Florida be quiet
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>>203885105
>Australians have no kinship with the United Kingdom anymore
lol that's demonstrably untrue
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>>203885104
listen mate do you want to solve the housing crisis or not? i like living in an apartment, it's safer from burglars and i don't have to mow the lawn
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>>203885105
>>203885122
please dont start with this shite again mate, no one's listening
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>>203885117
I'd like to faux her pas heheheh
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>>203885131
yeah I do let's start by cutting migration by 90% and not letting corporations buy property
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Still mental to me how the rest of the world can just go on a trip to another country for the weekend if they feel like it
The closest country to NZ is Aus and it's actually as far way from us as UK and Greece
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As I get older I become less of a fan of stairs and more of a fan of the little bungalows they have in retirement villages
Don't see why they don't build more of them for everyone else
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Spending any more than £10 at a time physically hurts
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>>203885127
*demonstrably true
Aussies used to refer to Britain as "home". We don't do that anymore. Aussies do not see themselves as culturally British.
>>203885133
>NOOO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
You will never be Australian, this is not your home.
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>>203885139
yeah but build more apartments too, i want cyberpunk megatropolises springing up quick smart
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>>203885133
And yet you seem to be listening hmm?
Quite the
*Opens dictionary*
Peretritious statement
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less of this >>203885150
more of this >>203885158
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>>203885133
he's a very odd character isn't he
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only poo every 2 days at the moment
on a severe caloric deficit you see
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>>203885158
Fucked it Holden
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>It's okay for poms to take Aussie jobs and Aussie homes and price out Aussies from living in the suburbs because uh.......
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less no kinship
more yeah the boys
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>>203885171
might do this myself, been trying to practice mindfulness lately but every time i do i become extremely aware of my protruding belly
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>>203885175
What do you mean? It's a real term
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>>203885178
they're not brown and are culturally similar to us
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>>203885171
Makes sense
You're constantly full of shit, you see
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>>203885190
>they're not brown
Their three largest cities are minority-majority. They eat curry sauce with fish and chips
>are culturally similar to us
lol
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the virge caloric deficit
the chad 24-36 hour fast weekly
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>>203885150
>Aussies do not see themselves as culturally British
>all these aussies posting in /brit/ - British Culture
Hmm...
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>>203885200
i'm not talking about pakis who live in britain mate
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>>203885213
that's still a caloric deficit isn't it
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What if I told you, the point of fasting was to create a caloric deficit?
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>>203885220
blokes a hypocrite otherwise he'd be talking to femboys from estonia right now
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Darien William McLane
70 Finella Gardens, Dundee, United Kingdom
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>>203885220
yeah just ignore him mate he's a goose
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>>203885181
Post the webm
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>>203885233
what if i told you to eat a dick, nigguh
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>>203885232
Not necessarily
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cronem shower timmy stay musty
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im so ugly and evil
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>>203885232
not if your stuffing your gob during the other 120 hours or whatever
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>>203885242
LOL man's named after the scheme
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>>203885249
this one?
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>>203885220
Larping wannabes. The truth is we view the UK as a failed state and a joke on the world stage, you've fallen a long way. Whenever somebody says they're moving to London the response is always "why would you want to do that?"
>>203885221
Britain is projected to be the world's first minority-white European country, the majority of poms moving to Australia are not white anyway
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mad even though it's 8amand really 9am
no brit posters are here cos everyone excetp me was on it alst night
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>>203885266
skip to making the 10/10 in bongland posts please lad they're easier to filter
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>>203885280
Keep seething Deano, you will never be one of Australia's sons.
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>>203885262
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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>>203885289
autistic virgin typing cadence
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Might buy Romancing Saga 2 for Android
Don't care if I'm 33 I like JRPGs simple as fuck off
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>autithtic virgin typing cadenthe
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don't want to talk about yank politics too much but found this very funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rekHu6eV_PA
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rorkes nan pressing the wrong pedal by mistake and sending her car flying through the local corner shop front window
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well said katie
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think this is spaki baiting on an aus flag
same typing style as his other personalities
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>>203885295
>cadence
I'm surprised a pommy tradie like you even knows that word. Go back to stacking bricks champ
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>>203885324
Why should I seethe over Greenwood when the slag he battered is still shagging him?
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enjoying a cool refreshing glass of Pepsi Max ®
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>>203885324
don't get it
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>Enjoying fake sugary shit with a disgusting aftertaste
I view people who drink diet soft drinks as lesser
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Supposed to be meeting my friends today but I'm still in bed. What am I like?
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i don't view anyone as lesser than me except diego
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I view people who drink soft drinks as lesser
Have a water for once, you bloated pig
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>>203885391
I like ginger beer sometimes
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>>203885369
A Johnson
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>>203885391
what if i need some caffeine but it's too hot to have coffee? ever think of that you eurocentric poof?
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>>203885407
horrible racist cunt
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>>203885391
Soft drinks are 90% water you clown
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>>203885417
Haha
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Sparkling water is really all you need
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Ice cubes
Coffee
Bosh
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>>203884636
i just went to woolies meself, got the choc chip muffins me
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Reminder there is no such things as a swimmers body, or a climbers body
They are good at swimming or climbing because they have that body anyway
Some dudes just have these really unfortunate bodies, like really narrow shoulders and loads of belly fat. Quite depressing desu
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you just know her shit's all puffy and juicy
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really just could never get into sports in any capacity even though i actively tried, i just found them painfully dull to watch, i suppose my IQ is simply too high
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>>203885414
have a cold brew or ice latte idiot
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Had a load of Indian yesterday. The morning shit gonna be brutal
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>>203885445
>i suppose my IQ is simply too high
What do you study/do for work
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>>203885435
can see your address mate
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>>203885419
yeah and you're 90% lard you ugly mess
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Need one of these for when the neighbours kid flies his RC plane too close to the property
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>>203885446
i'm not going to pervert the natural course of what constitutes a traditional coffee just to satisfy some arbitrary notion of what is and is not appropriate conduct for an adult in the eyes of some elitist incel like yourself
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>>203885414
iced latte mate
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>>203885451
was too intelligent for school so i had to quit in year 11, on the dole now because i'm too intelligent to get a job
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I'm not sure Thai food is better than Indian
But I can happily eat Thai once a week whereas Indian i can't
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>>203885455
flung that cunt to wagga wagga
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The pet Australian in the office is always banging on about coffee and how much better it is in Australia

This is a tea country sunshine it's time to adapt
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The simple fact is Aussies are top blokes through and through
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>>203885464
that's a lot of words to state that you're a moron
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>>203885478
you're a plucky one
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>>203885464
you asked what you should do if you needed caffeine when it's hot and I answered your question in good faith
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don't care for coffee or soft drinks much at all, i much prefer heroin
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>>203885486
to be fair the coffee here is unusually good
you'll be happy to know we also drink tea though, in fact I'm having a yorkshire right now
>>203885499
GOOD lad cheers
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>>203885508
you called me an idiot, that's not good faith >:(
anyway i don't like coffee
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Mad how Aussies went 'right enough is enough' and told the small boat crossers to fuck off and they stopped. Whereas in the UK we're sat there going ah why are they doing this

STOP THE FUCKING BOATS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
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>>203885530
yeah i miss tony
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wearing my new jumper. it nice :)
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i like to drink warm water if i know i'm going to have to be speaking more than usual, otherwise my throat gets sore if i say more than a few hundred words in a single day
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>>203885525
it is in fact good faith because I was correct
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English channel is a bit smaller than the Indian ocean
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>>203885178
Mate if you come to London every 2nd cunt is an Aussie. Can't move for them in Hackney
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>>203885544
You boys aint right...
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The only Aussies who say lad are eshays and lebo thugs. It's honestly embarrassing that a bunch of pasty faced, limp wristed terminally online teens are posting on this board pretending to be blokey northerners. If you ever called someone lad here you would be mocked
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Hate it when the gf doesn't shave her arsehole
Lazy tart
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>>203885562
objectively incorrect
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>>203885562
just part of the microculture m8, haven't you ever adjusted your behaviour based on the kind of people you're around?
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>>203885562
not true lad
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>>203885555
Any Aussie that moves to London is no true Aussie
>>203885583
>>203885588
>>203885590
>Pretending to be from here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alWr410SFv0
Fucking cringe
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playing vicky 3
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>>203885562
call my mates lads all the time
walked into the pub and said "hello lads" just the other day
you're a goose, clearly publess, and out of sync with australian culture
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>>203885610
where do these incredibly autistic opinions come from, do you even regularly interact with real people
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G morning fellas
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Cappuccinos
Vintage Made In Italy Jumpers
The French Open
Bouldering
Andrea Arnold
PARSIQ
Pakistani Test Cricket
Unwound
Marlon Brando
Brown women
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>>203885610
mad how most of spanian's fans are probably exactly the kind of people he hates the most (junkies and other assorted degenerates)
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>>203885641
>do you even regularly interact with real people
you and I both know full well that he doesn't
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>>203885648
God I wish I lived there.
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Alri
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>>203885639
>>203885641
Let me guess, you're on the east coast
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>>203885648
looks witchtit cold out
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>>203885670
nothing remarkable about it
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>>203885670
Why
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feels good being back in greenwich mean time
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>>203885671
need them lurking the English Channel
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>>203885674
yeah mate me and 90% of the population you utter goose
complete and utter goose
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had a bottle of Australian white wine and a tin of fosters last night. wake up and look on Brit and everyone is Australian. what is this witchcraft
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>>203885684
See >>203885683
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>>203885680
‘tis
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>>203885610
Australia looks like so much fucking fun
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>>203885693
thank you for supporting the Australian wine industry
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>>203885693
thank you for supporting Australia's wine industry
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I say "mate" all the time IRL but I think "lad" would sound a bit strange
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Liam Payne was really funny
Had a wonderful brain
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>>203885693
Mate I know what you mean, I fell asleep with a digeridoo up my arse watching Mad Max. Head's gone
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>>203885692
Right so you're not really British. We here in SA have a different culture to your east coast convict filth melting pot.
>>203885641
The only Aussie moving to London are the ones with cultural cringe so bad they despise the fact they are Aussie. There is ZERO reason to move to the UK, it is objectively worse than Australia in every metric.
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>>203885693
what brand? yellow tail?
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lad is a funnier word but nowhere near as versatile as mate
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>>203885703
Logan might be "rough" but people are generally nice there, even the povvo runts and druggies
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>>203885725
>There is ZERO reason to move to the UK, it is objectively worse than Australia in every metric.
finally you've said something that makes sense
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quite enjoy saying "hiya" because it's kind of like a short version of "how are ya" but i don't actually want to say that because i don't actually care, i also think just "hi" or "hello" is too basic and flat
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still don't get why spanian calls places in australia "the hood"
makes me cringe so hard
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>>203885751
Hiya is too feminine
just say g'day like a true blue bloke
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>>203885704
>>203885707
hmmm...
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>>203885735
your car and house stink of that mutt
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>quite enjoy saying "hiya"
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just did a right smelly fart, reeks of compost
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>>203885776
better than smelling like fish. when are you moving out of your mums house
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>>203885769
well the scots say it a lot and i don't consider them a feminine culture (a miserable pathetic joke of a culture but not feminine)
picked it up from limmy's show
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>your car and house stink of that mutt
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Liam Payne's Matthew McConaughey impression is excellent
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>>203885788
scdreaming
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>>203885788
always found this poof to be quite funny
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Hiya. Hi everybody.
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Liam Payne was actually the best looking One Directioner
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>>203885796
Well you're not scottish are you?
>picked it up from limmy's show
This is what I'm talking about. Why the fuck are you freaks so desperate to pretend to be something you're not? You're not a scot, you're not a scouser, you're a pasty, bony teenager called Dylan who lives in Dandenong.
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mumstein went ahead and cooked herself dinner without me, i had 2 steaks ready to go, now i still want steak, but now i'm just going to have the one and leave the other sitting there, now she's going to have to either cook it for herself, or let me cook it for myself, because if i make dinner for both of us i'm not making 2 different meals
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we have arrived. Dog got his bumhole out
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Liam Payne had great taste in music
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>>203885831
dirty cunt
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>>203885822
lad these posts aren't funny in the slightest or even inflammatory like you obviously intend them to be, it's just sad and autistic and pathetic, please just fuck off or post normally
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>>203885844
He can’t help it man
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>>203885857
too good for trousers is he?
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>>203885822
listen mate i'll curate my personality based on what feels right for me rather than subject myself to arbitrary cultural strictures based on the geographical location i was born, and you can go ahead and be an insecure twat, deal? deal
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>>203885726
no it was golden grape estate 2022 wooded Chardonnay from south eastern Australia. cost my dad 12.59, he didn't like the other bottle he had so gave it to me. it's a dry white and strong at 13%.
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Morning lads, ooh an extra hour this morning is there?
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entire block of cadbury top deck up the arse
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Say 'hiya' to women, 'alright' to men.
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>President Dunny Fart
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>>203885886
top decks a bit problematic innit
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>>203885854
Says the cunt saying hiya because he thinks he can mimic a scot because he watched limmy's show
>it's just sad and autistic and pathetic,
LAD
LAD
LAD
NOBODY SAYS LAD. NOBODY. SAYS. LAD. IT'S BOYS OR MATES
NOBODY.
It's like those zoomers trying to get y'all adopted as slang. FUCK OFF
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>>203885896
seething
i accept your concession
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>>203885861
MAGA Communism
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>>203885869
Based pro-mass immigration greenie
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>>203885896
redback give you a fright in the potty this morning did it
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>>203885796
>(a miserable pathetic joke of a culture but not feminine)
Why did you feel the need to have a go?
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>>203885870
golden grape estate mentioned, pic related is my favourite red (don't really like white wine)
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ahh to share a bottle of wine with the /brit/ lads...
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>>203885928
Because he's a little scrote
Any scotsman would belt that flog
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>>203885928
because it's shite being scottish
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>>203885955
then we all start feeling each other up and kissing and shit lol
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got unemployment fatigue
need a month off
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>>203885957
I would say 'hiya' and karate chop his stupid mug in two
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>>203885865
He does what he wants mate
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>hiya lads
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Anyone hitting any of the following

FONT Borough
Boulder Rhino, Bromley
The climbing works, Sheffield
The depot, Sheffield
The depot, Leeds
The climbing lab, Leeds
Last Sundance Leeds
City bloc, Leeds
Red goat, York
Freeklime, York
Boulder Brighton, Portslade
Redpoint, Worcester
Volume 1, East Grinstead
Eden Rock, Edinburgh

For an on wall sesh later?
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Noncing niggards
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>>203885932
mate that's the good shit right there. was one of my granddad's favourites. mob of emus, murder of crows and that rose with the flamingos on it are all good too but the owls is noce and sweet. respect.
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>>203885972
*chases you out of the room with a thong*
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>>203886001
only boulder i've climbed is your 700kg mum
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>>203885928
sorry, you lot just seem like a really butthurt and crass type of people, i also find your accents unattractive
that said, i'd rather live in scotland than england because at least you have better nature and more government gibs
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We've all woken up riled have we? Mustve been that extra hour. You'll adjust.
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>>203886016
I didn't think much of Australians until I saw Mr Inbetween tbf
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can u wear a silver chain in the shower or should u take it off
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wth my computer says 8:36 but my alarm clock says 9:36 . am i finally turning into a schizophrenic. how the fuck am i supposed to know what time it is. im going to be late for toil!!!!!
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>>203885887
ktim
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>>203886039
Gypo
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got a poo of utterly biblical proportions brewing
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winter has halloween christmas fireworks hogmanay, big dinners and tons of pressies AND we get an extra hour in bed

Summer has none of that shite AND we get a hour stolen from us.

how normies prefer summer just because of a bit of dry weather ? they truly are fucked in the head
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>>203886039
maybe
but who does
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>>203886019
FUCK SAKE, just realised I have to change the clocks on the radiators about the house
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>>203886016
how can an australian call anyone else 'crass'
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chilly willy
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>>203886038
why is that? the show actually seems more bogan than real life in australia
for example, i'd never heard anyone use the word "dunny" for about 15 years until i watched the show, also never heard dim sims called "dimmies", i think a lot of the australianness is hammed up for international audiences
there also seem to be a lot of instances of people acting like completely unreasonable cunts for no reason just so ray has a reason to deck them
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>>203886074
One word mate: birds in sundresses
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>>203886074
ever heard of a little thing called a swim mate?
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>>203886099
have sex, incel
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wish my dad had got me into bouldering when I was 10 instead of fucking tennis
would be the greatest climber on earth right now if he had
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>>203886084
yeah it is a bit of a pot and kettle situation, you probably think similarly to us as i think of you, but it is what it is
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>>203886074
summer also has music festivals each weekend
and girls walking around near naked
clear winner
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>>203886118
No need to sign your posts off
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>>203886095
nuh uh me and my mates say dunny and dimmies all the time. Get out more loser
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>>203886116
swimming does not beat all of that, freak
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>>203886095
The show is very comfy to me but I do agree the constant shortening of words made me think Australians are a bit immature.
Scott Ryan was a neet until he was 30 or something.
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>>203886083
Well… you don’t HAVE to, do you?
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>>203886139
i've started calling them dimmies now too but i just don't like "dunny", it's so childish, gives me the ick
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Shortling myself
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might move to Wollongong or poowong
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>>203886122
You're an uneducated clown making us look bad.
Go read about the Scottish Enlightenment and have some respect for the fellow Brits you proclaim to love so much
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>>203886095
>there also seem to be a lot of instances of people acting like completely unreasonable cunts for no reason just so ray has a reason to deck them
fucking hated this too, good show otherwise but it breaks the immersion a bit seeing aussies do the whole yank frat boy "you got something to say motherfucker" act
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>>203886145
>Scott Ryan was a neet until he was 30 or something.
ktim
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I'm quite swarthy and like the beach and stuff so should really prefer summer overall
But I live in York so I honestly prefer winter here
York is grim in summer
Way too inland to be tolerable
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>>203886116
fuuuuck, if only we could construct some sort of building around a pool
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>>203886123
normies via spotify made music terrible
also have sex once i beg you
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>>203886074
>trying to claim Halloween
Autumn bros always win!
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>>203886166
first of all, what proclamation? second of all, yes i'm aware of scotland's history as a hub of knowledge around the industrial revolution era, blah blah shut up
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I thought aussies were supposed to be a jolly race
Theyre being really grumpy this morning
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>>203886181
imagine writing these two clauses as part of the same response
you're a complete spastic
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>>203886182
there are only 2 seasons. transitions don't count. just like with males and females
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>>203886188
DIE NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holding the bag
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>>203886194
i accept your concession
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imagine thinking swimming in an indoor pool comes remotely close to swimming in the ocean on a hot day
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Right NOW I'm getting out of bed
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how come Australian men are so much more sexy then British men when they are technically the same
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>>203886188
it's just this one twat (and me taking the piss out of scots i suppose)
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>>203886095
My only experience with Australia before was Neighbours and The Inbetweeers 2. You seemed like yankified Brits to me
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>>203886217
The weather
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>>203886195
>there are only 2 seasons
That's true for this shithole country.
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>>203886188
We're growing increasingly bitter
Collapse of social cohesion as bogans and all the fucking stupid Aussies continue to drag this country down
The future of Australia is for the elite and educated to break away and ally with the US to coup the government and establish a technocratic US colony
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>>203886231
That makes sense
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>>203886217
it's the Italian admixture you see
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>>203886243
>>203886243
>>203886243
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>>203886155
no but all the radiators are on timers to come on in the morning and just before I get home from work. I don't like getting up and the house being dark and cold while I try to get dressed etc



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