woolies mud cake edish
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
>>203884636no
>>203884636Emma Watson did a mud cake in my mouth.
New Britain and New Irelandjust out of frame to the east is Boganville, which I guess you could count as New Australia
>>203884636>>203884647>>203884648Thought this was /brit/
>>203884648yes
>starting sentences with "i mean" when typingi seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>203884665course lad, also love saying "like" every 2 words and ending each sentence with a really gay nasally rising inflection
>>203884657scary how uninhabited this is
Kiwis think anywhere with mines is like Australia
>>203884665>ending statements with question marksPeople really type out their effeminate upspeak intonation lol
>place in oz named "woolworths">wool has no worth in their hot climate
>>203884665I mean to stop doing this.
Kettle broke, had to boil coffee water like a literal medieval peasant on the stove this morningFeeling defeated and ashamed
Yank is gunna shit himself when he finds out about Marino sheep
>>203884683
>>203884682yeah I hate that
>>203884675about 600k populationnot too bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYG0PyjcaXw
>>203884687it's fine in your post because "i mean" isn't being used a filler phrase
>>203884676don't think you understood my joke ladthe place is called Bogan-ville Island, you see
>>203884665>>203884682Wait until you see/hear the dreaded "I mean...?"
the little cronem offers you a gift
give me a young amongst the gum treeswith lots of plumb treesa sheep or two, and a kangarooa clothesline out the backverandah out the frontand an oooooold rocking chair
>>203884747the YIMBY freaks that run the Greens want an end to this
List of things in Australian culture>mullets >going to the pub>ms paint cartoons like the big lez show>saying "rock up">putting hilariously inappropriate spoilers on barber cars
>>203884764stfu roke we need 30,000 more high rise apartment buildings in quiet leafy green suburbs to make room for the billions of browns we're importing
>>203884764Greens are YIMBY in name only anywaynone of them want density in their electorates and fight every attempt, density for thee but not for me
>i mean,
wtf is a barber cargoogle images didn't help, it showed people running hairdressers out of their vans
>>203884636You vill eat ze mud
erm is that a 100 year old federation house I spot???knock that down IMMEDIATELY and build a grey dogbox to rent to 8 jeets per bedroom NOW
>>203884799a gaudy car that a barber would drive
Dropped a streetview pin on some random place on the Kokoda track and they've still got a bunch of un-exploded ordnance just laying about
>>203884665>>203884673Did i drunkenly leave vacaroos last night? Why you coming for me
>>2038848272087364982675394826349840659
>>203884815it do be like this
>>203884826resting my tender plums atop this and holding a jet lighter to it
>>203884815This except replace NOW with PRONTO
>>203884819strangely specific, i've never known barbers to drive particularly gaudy cars, unless they were lebs obviously
>>203884819odd post
>>203884826Thats bunyip poo
>>203884665this. so much this.
>>203884861Bunyips are only in Australia
>>203884861kokoda track isnt in autralia
>>203884851common derogatory thing to say regarding vehicles here
good morning how are we
some YIMBY freak took a photo of the front of my parent's house to write an article about how we need to rip up all our suburbs to build more ugly apartmentsdecapitate all YIMBYs
>>203884880>>203884889Union mandated holiday
in public you don't see meon /brit/, yeah, that's the real meMark living by the seawhile im shitposting with my homiesRate these bars team. heat or nah?
>>203884891loopy cartoon country
>>203884902why on earth did he pick your parents' house, specifically
all the Goggle Streetview images of the Kokoda are just pics some guy took on his hike every so oftenGood on you Shane
>>203884902lmao get rekt
>>203884930they live in Haberfield which YIMBYs consider their mortal enemy
>>203884931onya shaneo
What is Australian culture?>Mateship>Anti-Catholic sentiment>Interracial sex>Baking>Anti-intellectualism>Gambling>RacismI hate this country honestly
so I'm leavin the pub to go to kohls and theres a fuckin fair dinkum fucking wallaby in me ute
>>203884952crikey your rents must be bajillionaires (in equity)
>>203884902what about ripping up one of those upper middle class pseudo-yank maze suburbs that look like this? i grew up in one of these and i fucking hated it
Do poms understand that 'fuck off we're full' extends to them?
got no issue with higher density near train stations specifically, makes sense
The idea essentially is that they do get ripped up over time and turn into something less deanoish
>>203884965yeah that's fine don't care about thosebut YIMBYs have a hatred of Australia and its natural and architectural landscape so want to destroy the most beautiful places first
>>203884954>>Mateshipthats on the Kokoda Monumentthey didn't mention the other stuff you wrote
>>203884976english expats fit in fine here lad, they share our pub culture have known many in my time
>I mean,
>>203884976Do Aussies not understand that Australia is the waiting room to go home after 'finding yourself' for 6 months travelling SEA?
cronem chiefin loud pack while katydem preparing breakfast
>>203884965struggle to articulate just how much i fucking hate these houses. it's especially bad in the west melb suburbs like tarneit, if you ever get the train to/from geelong it takes you through the endless swaths of nothing but these grim grey new builds sitting on a flat barren treeless wasteland full of jeets and arabs
>>203884965Desperately needs a bigger yard Whats the point of a house like that with a UK sized garden
>got no issue with higher density near train stations specifically, makes sense
>>203884988>>203884902I'm surprised he took a photo of your house then, between you, your mum and your dad its probably the most dense household in Australia.
>>203885006Mad how our agricultural industry was so dependent on poms on gap year
Antipodeans don't eat pork sausages they eat beef sausages
>>203884998>Taking Aussie homes>Taking Aussie jobs>Barely speak English>Hate our culture and have no desire to assimilateNah, no poms thanks
>>203885019that is not at all representative of my personage, and I take issue with the fact that you would misrepresent me endorsing a sensible policy as something not as such
>>203885026Who do you employ now?
>>203884987except they just replace them with deano apartments to stuff full of indians
The new epic rap battle was shite
>>203885017the entirety of the outer suburbs of brisbane look like this too
>>203885024demolished him so badly they're putting up a commie block to replace him
>>203885018that's the funny thing, old suburbs tend to have big yards, but the new suburbs which are more american-like inexplicably have smaller yards for some reason
>>203884987will that actually happen though
>>203885033Did a brit finger your sister mate? cheer up it's sunday
>>203885030pork sausages are a breakfast food ladbeef sausages for lunch or dinner
>>203885051good post
>>203885038It's not quite worked itself out yet but they've expanded the seasonal visa scheme for pacific islanders
>>203885024
>>203885018my place had a swimming pool but the yard was still comically small, not that i care mind you because mowing the lawn is extremely annoying and expensive in fuel if you have a big yard
>>203885051You're not Australian, there's no functional difference between a British and Chinese immigrant
>>203885051good lad and well said
Just saw a fuckin dickhead turn across the path of an oncoming ambulance with its sirens blaringShould be an instant license revocation that
>>203885062Fair, what are they like? Fucking big lads right?
>>203884819That term doesn't exist
>>203885078settle down
>>203885051done him
>>203884952That's doxxable info mate
>>203885078fuckup holden you fat derro cunt
>>203885082im procrastinating driving to the local woolies to pick up some food because ive been having nothing but fast food and coffee for the past week, and knowing that theres knobheads like that driving around all willy nilly gives me the shits
the YIMBY dream
>>203885092Just stating facts, Australians have no kinship with the United Kingdom anymore
mumstein has asked me to cook dinner and requested i make both steak and chicken, like has she gone QUITE mad??i'm not really foodie but i have a strong gut feeling that having both white meat and red meat in a single meal is a massive culinary faux pas, if not then it should be
>>203885100>Mass immigration is okay when it's these people we loosely associate with who have repeatedly made it known how much they detest and look down on AustraliansRighto.
>>203885105You are literally British Florida be quiet
>>203885105>Australians have no kinship with the United Kingdom anymorelol that's demonstrably untrue
>>203885104listen mate do you want to solve the housing crisis or not? i like living in an apartment, it's safer from burglars and i don't have to mow the lawn
>>203885105>>203885122please dont start with this shite again mate, no one's listening
>>203885117I'd like to faux her pas heheheh
>>203885131yeah I do let's start by cutting migration by 90% and not letting corporations buy property
Still mental to me how the rest of the world can just go on a trip to another country for the weekend if they feel like itThe closest country to NZ is Aus and it's actually as far way from us as UK and Greece
As I get older I become less of a fan of stairs and more of a fan of the little bungalows they have in retirement villagesDon't see why they don't build more of them for everyone else
Spending any more than £10 at a time physically hurts
>>203885127*demonstrably trueAussies used to refer to Britain as "home". We don't do that anymore. Aussies do not see themselves as culturally British. >>203885133>NOOO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPYou will never be Australian, this is not your home.
>>203885139yeah but build more apartments too, i want cyberpunk megatropolises springing up quick smart
>>203885133And yet you seem to be listening hmm?Quite the*Opens dictionary*Peretritious statement
less of this >>203885150more of this >>203885158
>>203885133he's a very odd character isn't he
only poo every 2 days at the momenton a severe caloric deficit you see
>>203885158Fucked it Holden
>It's okay for poms to take Aussie jobs and Aussie homes and price out Aussies from living in the suburbs because uh.......
less no kinshipmore yeah the boys
>>203885171might do this myself, been trying to practice mindfulness lately but every time i do i become extremely aware of my protruding belly
>>203885175What do you mean? It's a real term
>>203885178they're not brown and are culturally similar to us
>>203885171Makes senseYou're constantly full of shit, you see
>>203885190>they're not brownTheir three largest cities are minority-majority. They eat curry sauce with fish and chips>are culturally similar to uslol
the virge caloric deficit the chad 24-36 hour fast weekly
>>203885150>Aussies do not see themselves as culturally British>all these aussies posting in /brit/ - British CultureHmm...
>>203885200i'm not talking about pakis who live in britain mate
>>203885213that's still a caloric deficit isn't it
What if I told you, the point of fasting was to create a caloric deficit?
>>203885220blokes a hypocrite otherwise he'd be talking to femboys from estonia right now
Darien William McLane70 Finella Gardens, Dundee, United Kingdom
>>203885220yeah just ignore him mate he's a goose
>>203885181Post the webm
>>203885233what if i told you to eat a dick, nigguh
>>203885232Not necessarily
cronem shower timmy stay musty
im so ugly and evil
>>203885232not if your stuffing your gob during the other 120 hours or whatever
>>203885242LOL man's named after the scheme
>>203885249this one?
>>203885220Larping wannabes. The truth is we view the UK as a failed state and a joke on the world stage, you've fallen a long way. Whenever somebody says they're moving to London the response is always "why would you want to do that?">>203885221Britain is projected to be the world's first minority-white European country, the majority of poms moving to Australia are not white anyway
mad even though it's 8amand really 9amno brit posters are here cos everyone excetp me was on it alst night
>>203885266skip to making the 10/10 in bongland posts please lad they're easier to filter
>>203885280Keep seething Deano, you will never be one of Australia's sons.
>>203885262Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>>203885289autistic virgin typing cadence
Might buy Romancing Saga 2 for Android Don't care if I'm 33 I like JRPGs simple as fuck off
>autithtic virgin typing cadenthe
don't want to talk about yank politics too much but found this very funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rekHu6eV_PA
rorkes nan pressing the wrong pedal by mistake and sending her car flying through the local corner shop front window
well said katie
think this is spaki baiting on an aus flagsame typing style as his other personalities
>>203885295>cadenceI'm surprised a pommy tradie like you even knows that word. Go back to stacking bricks champ
>>203885324Why should I seethe over Greenwood when the slag he battered is still shagging him?
enjoying a cool refreshing glass of Pepsi Max ®
>>203885324don't get it
>Enjoying fake sugary shit with a disgusting aftertasteI view people who drink diet soft drinks as lesser
Supposed to be meeting my friends today but I'm still in bed. What am I like?
i don't view anyone as lesser than me except diego
I view people who drink soft drinks as lesserHave a water for once, you bloated pig
>>203885391I like ginger beer sometimes
>>203885369A Johnson
>>203885391what if i need some caffeine but it's too hot to have coffee? ever think of that you eurocentric poof?
>>203885407horrible racist cunt
>>203885391Soft drinks are 90% water you clown
>>203885417Haha
Sparkling water is really all you need
Ice cubesCoffeeBosh
>>203884636i just went to woolies meself, got the choc chip muffins me
Reminder there is no such things as a swimmers body, or a climbers bodyThey are good at swimming or climbing because they have that body anyway Some dudes just have these really unfortunate bodies, like really narrow shoulders and loads of belly fat. Quite depressing desu
you just know her shit's all puffy and juicy
really just could never get into sports in any capacity even though i actively tried, i just found them painfully dull to watch, i suppose my IQ is simply too high
>>203885414have a cold brew or ice latte idiot
Had a load of Indian yesterday. The morning shit gonna be brutal
>>203885445>i suppose my IQ is simply too highWhat do you study/do for work
>>203885435can see your address mate
>>203885419yeah and you're 90% lard you ugly mess
Need one of these for when the neighbours kid flies his RC plane too close to the property
>>203885446i'm not going to pervert the natural course of what constitutes a traditional coffee just to satisfy some arbitrary notion of what is and is not appropriate conduct for an adult in the eyes of some elitist incel like yourself
>>203885414iced latte mate
>>203885451was too intelligent for school so i had to quit in year 11, on the dole now because i'm too intelligent to get a job
I'm not sure Thai food is better than Indian But I can happily eat Thai once a week whereas Indian i can't
>>203885455flung that cunt to wagga wagga
The pet Australian in the office is always banging on about coffee and how much better it is in Australia This is a tea country sunshine it's time to adapt
The simple fact is Aussies are top blokes through and through
>>203885464that's a lot of words to state that you're a moron
>>203885478you're a plucky one
>>203885464you asked what you should do if you needed caffeine when it's hot and I answered your question in good faith
don't care for coffee or soft drinks much at all, i much prefer heroin
>>203885486to be fair the coffee here is unusually goodyou'll be happy to know we also drink tea though, in fact I'm having a yorkshire right now>>203885499GOOD lad cheers
>>203885508you called me an idiot, that's not good faith >:(anyway i don't like coffee
Mad how Aussies went 'right enough is enough' and told the small boat crossers to fuck off and they stopped. Whereas in the UK we're sat there going ah why are they doing thisSTOP THE FUCKING BOATS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>203885530yeah i miss tony
wearing my new jumper. it nice :)
Scrangelina jolie
i like to drink warm water if i know i'm going to have to be speaking more than usual, otherwise my throat gets sore if i say more than a few hundred words in a single day
>>203885525it is in fact good faith because I was correct
English channel is a bit smaller than the Indian ocean
>>203885178Mate if you come to London every 2nd cunt is an Aussie. Can't move for them in Hackney
>>203885544You boys aint right...
The only Aussies who say lad are eshays and lebo thugs. It's honestly embarrassing that a bunch of pasty faced, limp wristed terminally online teens are posting on this board pretending to be blokey northerners. If you ever called someone lad here you would be mocked
Hate it when the gf doesn't shave her arseholeLazy tart
>>203885562objectively incorrect
>>203885562just part of the microculture m8, haven't you ever adjusted your behaviour based on the kind of people you're around?
>>203885562not true lad
>>203885555Any Aussie that moves to London is no true Aussie>>203885583>>203885588>>203885590>Pretending to be from herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alWr410SFv0Fucking cringe
playing vicky 3
>>203885562call my mates lads all the timewalked into the pub and said "hello lads" just the other dayyou're a goose, clearly publess, and out of sync with australian culture
>>203885610where do these incredibly autistic opinions come from, do you even regularly interact with real people
G morning fellas
CappuccinosVintage Made In Italy JumpersThe French OpenBouldering Andrea Arnold PARSIQPakistani Test Cricket Unwound Marlon Brando Brown women
>>203885610mad how most of spanian's fans are probably exactly the kind of people he hates the most (junkies and other assorted degenerates)
>>203885641>do you even regularly interact with real peopleyou and I both know full well that he doesn't
>>203885648God I wish I lived there.
Alri
>>203885639>>203885641Let me guess, you're on the east coast
>>203885648looks witchtit cold out
>>203885670nothing remarkable about it
>>203885670Why
feels good being back in greenwich mean time
>>203885671need them lurking the English Channel
>>203885674yeah mate me and 90% of the population you utter goosecomplete and utter goose
had a bottle of Australian white wine and a tin of fosters last night. wake up and look on Brit and everyone is Australian. what is this witchcraft
>>203885684See >>203885683
>>203885680‘tis
>>203885610Australia looks like so much fucking fun
>>203885693thank you for supporting the Australian wine industry
>>203885693thank you for supporting Australia's wine industry
I say "mate" all the time IRL but I think "lad" would sound a bit strange
Liam Payne was really funny Had a wonderful brain
>>203885693Mate I know what you mean, I fell asleep with a digeridoo up my arse watching Mad Max. Head's gone
>>203885692Right so you're not really British. We here in SA have a different culture to your east coast convict filth melting pot.>>203885641The only Aussie moving to London are the ones with cultural cringe so bad they despise the fact they are Aussie. There is ZERO reason to move to the UK, it is objectively worse than Australia in every metric.
>>203885693what brand? yellow tail?
lad is a funnier word but nowhere near as versatile as mate
>>203885703Logan might be "rough" but people are generally nice there, even the povvo runts and druggies
Big up doge in the back
>>203885725>There is ZERO reason to move to the UK, it is objectively worse than Australia in every metric.finally you've said something that makes sense
quite enjoy saying "hiya" because it's kind of like a short version of "how are ya" but i don't actually want to say that because i don't actually care, i also think just "hi" or "hello" is too basic and flat
still don't get why spanian calls places in australia "the hood" makes me cringe so hard
>>203885751Hiya is too femininejust say g'day like a true blue bloke
>>203885704>>203885707hmmm...
>>203885735your car and house stink of that mutt
>quite enjoy saying "hiya"
just did a right smelly fart, reeks of compost
>>203885776better than smelling like fish. when are you moving out of your mums house
>>203885769well the scots say it a lot and i don't consider them a feminine culture (a miserable pathetic joke of a culture but not feminine)picked it up from limmy's show
>your car and house stink of that mutt
Liam Payne's Matthew McConaughey impression is excellent
>>203885788scdreaming
>>203885788always found this poof to be quite funny
Hiya. Hi everybody.
Liam Payne was actually the best looking One Directioner
>>203885796Well you're not scottish are you?>picked it up from limmy's showThis is what I'm talking about. Why the fuck are you freaks so desperate to pretend to be something you're not? You're not a scot, you're not a scouser, you're a pasty, bony teenager called Dylan who lives in Dandenong.
mumstein went ahead and cooked herself dinner without me, i had 2 steaks ready to go, now i still want steak, but now i'm just going to have the one and leave the other sitting there, now she's going to have to either cook it for herself, or let me cook it for myself, because if i make dinner for both of us i'm not making 2 different meals
we have arrived. Dog got his bumhole out
Liam Payne had great taste in music
>>203885831dirty cunt
>>203885822lad these posts aren't funny in the slightest or even inflammatory like you obviously intend them to be, it's just sad and autistic and pathetic, please just fuck off or post normally
>>203885844He can’t help it man
>>203885857too good for trousers is he?
>>203885822listen mate i'll curate my personality based on what feels right for me rather than subject myself to arbitrary cultural strictures based on the geographical location i was born, and you can go ahead and be an insecure twat, deal? deal
>>203885726no it was golden grape estate 2022 wooded Chardonnay from south eastern Australia. cost my dad 12.59, he didn't like the other bottle he had so gave it to me. it's a dry white and strong at 13%.
Morning lads, ooh an extra hour this morning is there?
entire block of cadbury top deck up the arse
Say 'hiya' to women, 'alright' to men.
>President Dunny Fart
>>203885886top decks a bit problematic innit
>>203885854Says the cunt saying hiya because he thinks he can mimic a scot because he watched limmy's show>it's just sad and autistic and pathetic,LADLADLADNOBODY SAYS LAD. NOBODY. SAYS. LAD. IT'S BOYS OR MATESNOBODY. It's like those zoomers trying to get y'all adopted as slang. FUCK OFF
>>203885896seethingi accept your concession
>>203885861MAGA Communism
>>203885869Based pro-mass immigration greenie
>>203885896redback give you a fright in the potty this morning did it
>>203885796>(a miserable pathetic joke of a culture but not feminine)Why did you feel the need to have a go?
>>203885870golden grape estate mentioned, pic related is my favourite red (don't really like white wine)
ahh to share a bottle of wine with the /brit/ lads...
>>203885928Because he's a little scrote Any scotsman would belt that flog
>>203885928because it's shite being scottish
>>203885955then we all start feeling each other up and kissing and shit lol
got unemployment fatigueneed a month off
>>203885957I would say 'hiya' and karate chop his stupid mug in two
>>203885865He does what he wants mate
>hiya lads
Anyone hitting any of the following FONT Borough Boulder Rhino, Bromley The climbing works, Sheffield The depot, Sheffield The depot, LeedsThe climbing lab, LeedsLast Sundance LeedsCity bloc, LeedsRed goat, YorkFreeklime, YorkBoulder Brighton, Portslade Redpoint, WorcesterVolume 1, East GrinsteadEden Rock, Edinburgh For an on wall sesh later?
Noncing niggards
>>203885932mate that's the good shit right there. was one of my granddad's favourites. mob of emus, murder of crows and that rose with the flamingos on it are all good too but the owls is noce and sweet. respect.
>>203885972*chases you out of the room with a thong*
>>203886001only boulder i've climbed is your 700kg mum
>>203885928sorry, you lot just seem like a really butthurt and crass type of people, i also find your accents unattractivethat said, i'd rather live in scotland than england because at least you have better nature and more government gibs
We've all woken up riled have we? Mustve been that extra hour. You'll adjust.
>>203886016I didn't think much of Australians until I saw Mr Inbetween tbf
can u wear a silver chain in the shower or should u take it off
wth my computer says 8:36 but my alarm clock says 9:36 . am i finally turning into a schizophrenic. how the fuck am i supposed to know what time it is. im going to be late for toil!!!!!
>>203885887ktim
>>203886039Gypo
got a poo of utterly biblical proportions brewing
winter has halloween christmas fireworks hogmanay, big dinners and tons of pressies AND we get an extra hour in bedSummer has none of that shite AND we get a hour stolen from us. how normies prefer summer just because of a bit of dry weather ? they truly are fucked in the head
>>203886039maybe but who does
>>203886019FUCK SAKE, just realised I have to change the clocks on the radiators about the house
>>203886016how can an australian call anyone else 'crass'
chilly willy
>>203886038why is that? the show actually seems more bogan than real life in australiafor example, i'd never heard anyone use the word "dunny" for about 15 years until i watched the show, also never heard dim sims called "dimmies", i think a lot of the australianness is hammed up for international audiencesthere also seem to be a lot of instances of people acting like completely unreasonable cunts for no reason just so ray has a reason to deck them
>>203886074One word mate: birds in sundresses
>>203886074ever heard of a little thing called a swim mate?
>>203886099have sex, incel
wish my dad had got me into bouldering when I was 10 instead of fucking tennis would be the greatest climber on earth right now if he had
>>203886084yeah it is a bit of a pot and kettle situation, you probably think similarly to us as i think of you, but it is what it is
>>203886074summer also has music festivals each weekendand girls walking around near nakedclear winner
>>203886118No need to sign your posts off
>>203886095nuh uh me and my mates say dunny and dimmies all the time. Get out more loser
>>203886116swimming does not beat all of that, freak
>>203886095The show is very comfy to me but I do agree the constant shortening of words made me think Australians are a bit immature.Scott Ryan was a neet until he was 30 or something.
>>203886083Well… you don’t HAVE to, do you?
>>203886139i've started calling them dimmies now too but i just don't like "dunny", it's so childish, gives me the ick
Shortling myself
might move to Wollongong or poowong
>>203886122You're an uneducated clown making us look bad. Go read about the Scottish Enlightenment and have some respect for the fellow Brits you proclaim to love so much
>>203886095>there also seem to be a lot of instances of people acting like completely unreasonable cunts for no reason just so ray has a reason to deck themfucking hated this too, good show otherwise but it breaks the immersion a bit seeing aussies do the whole yank frat boy "you got something to say motherfucker" act
>>203886145>Scott Ryan was a neet until he was 30 or something.ktim
I'm quite swarthy and like the beach and stuff so should really prefer summer overall But I live in York so I honestly prefer winter here York is grim in summer Way too inland to be tolerable
>>203886116fuuuuck, if only we could construct some sort of building around a pool
>>203886123normies via spotify made music terrible also have sex once i beg you
>>203886074>trying to claim Halloween Autumn bros always win!
>>203886166first of all, what proclamation? second of all, yes i'm aware of scotland's history as a hub of knowledge around the industrial revolution era, blah blah shut up
I thought aussies were supposed to be a jolly raceTheyre being really grumpy this morning
>>203886181imagine writing these two clauses as part of the same responseyou're a complete spastic
>>203886182there are only 2 seasons. transitions don't count. just like with males and females
>>203886188DIE NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holding the bag
>>203886194i accept your concession
imagine thinking swimming in an indoor pool comes remotely close to swimming in the ocean on a hot day
Right NOW I'm getting out of bed
how come Australian men are so much more sexy then British men when they are technically the same
>>203886188it's just this one twat (and me taking the piss out of scots i suppose)
>>203886095My only experience with Australia before was Neighbours and The Inbetweeers 2. You seemed like yankified Brits to me
>>203886217The weather
>>203886195>there are only 2 seasonsThat's true for this shithole country.
>>203886188We're growing increasingly bitterCollapse of social cohesion as bogans and all the fucking stupid Aussies continue to drag this country downThe future of Australia is for the elite and educated to break away and ally with the US to coup the government and establish a technocratic US colony
>>203886231That makes sense
>>203886217it's the Italian admixture you see
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>>203886155no but all the radiators are on timers to come on in the morning and just before I get home from work. I don't like getting up and the house being dark and cold while I try to get dressed etc