>>203888606
Mr. Pee

>>203888606
boomers thought this was the coolest man alive

norkin' hector

>>203888635
grimmick

would quite like to try one day having gay sex but with a woman instead

got 20 quid to last until Thursday :L

Imagine a world with no Anglo-Saxon

>>203888654
That’s called pegging

noah fence but its kind of cringe carrying a bag around with the name of the shop you bought items from and said items from that being insde the bag

last night, out with the boys
says to this fittie, are you the sun because i wouldnt mind you going down on me
straight into the toilets for a blowie

>>203888654
ask Employed Woman

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>>203888606
erm

Wish l could get protein from carbs
Hate every other foodstuff

Ordering soft serves at the drive through so I can feel the.touch of a girl's hand

>>203888691
Gay bar was it

salted my food to fuck and now I need to chug water to make this palatable

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>says to this fittie, are you the sun because i wouldnt mind you going down on me
>straight into the toilets for a blowie

>>203888691
What was his name

Kier Starmers latest claim is that people who own a home or have savings above three figures are not 'working class' which naturally leads him to believe that only African, Indian men and single mothers in the UK are working class apparently

>>203888700
What you don't even enjoy a lovely steak?

>>203888718
...yh

>>203888691
i'd be too digusted with someone being impressed and so sexually degernate about that that i'd be a turn off
>>203888704
creep
the women know btw

>>203888732
Where's he said that

italian fella at work laughing at me for walking wiht a coffee
we didnt win world war two to be standing around in coffee shops with tiny fascist espressos mate

>>203888565
are you getting trashed alone or in a group? after enough times feeling like absolute death the day after it gets old doesnt it, stop going overboard before something bad happens

>>203888774
either
i'd like to think so mate but in my 30s and it still happens regularly
>something bad happens
already happened many times

>>203888771
get HR to do him in and teach him some humility
i like my toil italian

>>203888817
rum looking fella

>>203888771
Been to northern italy twice and it's a wild place, nothing like the posh rich standoffish people I expected

>>203888746
I can take it or leave it
I only like meat when it's combined with carbs, like fried chicken. Just a fat mong me. Pork chops are pretty peng though

and then i go and spoil it all by sayin something stupid like i love poooooo

>>203888732
>Kier Starmer
Keir*

>>203888663
Gaol a tuahth spit on that thang

>>203888909
Nope it's Kier, don't care how his retarded parents spelt it

another genny leccy next year

>>203888771
should've flung it in his face. then we'd see who's laughing

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>>203888870

on the toilet, pooing

on the toilet mooing

Bummer's Paradox: Being bummed by another man seems inherently gayer than bumming another man. However not all men who are bummed are gay (e.g. rape victims), whereas all men who bum other men are gay without exception. Therefore the opposite is true, and bumming men is actually gay than being bummed by men.

just finished a resident evil 4 playthrough
12 hours and leon didn't go for a poo or a wee once

>>203889028
think all poofers know this to be true
all this gay macho classical bullshit just cope about them thinking gay = not manly

play that gay porn music white boy

>>203889028
If you get raped by a man you're gay, that's why it's illegal

>>203888909
>>203888732

*Queer

love these green and pleasant lands, me

>>203889028
>This post
Why are the Anglo-Saxons thinking of such evil?

Kier Starmer is the only man with the name Kier of whom I know

arse 'pool later
exciting stuff

just did a very dark greenish poo, not sure if it's because i ate too many lollies today or because i drank too much yesterday

>>203889145
On the wine were you

>>203889145
how many lollies have you had then

>>203889115
they're thinking of evil while you're a stinking weevil

>>203889153
nah cider

>>203888606
Thinking about having a scouser slampig gf I could pimp out to roadmen.
Corrr pwoar

wanking addiction

>>203889177
Fuck up idiot

>>203889177
Used to fantasise about pimping my ex out to her dad’s friends. Think she could have been persuaded too

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yank driving videos are even more entertaining than russian driving videos

tummy rumbling

i know this is a very hattable thing to say but i feel a very strong compulsion to purchase a pocket watch
i wouldn't even use it, i'd just keep it on my person at all times as something of a good luck charm

>>203889197
Imagine pimping out your sister to Sudanese in blacktown
Just spaffed my pantaloons

having a gander on adultwork

*mid woman walks past*

Normal person:
Literally no one:
Porn addict: corr imagine being her cuck hubby and pimping her out to roadmen

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>>203888817
I miss them both so much...

rorke getting an over the pants wristy from a chubby 52 year old single mother in a pub toilet

>>203889276
You're not a cuck if you're pimping doe

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>>203889278

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breakfast devoured

Why does it feel later than it really is

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hmmm

>>203889317
you are if you're pimping your own gf you fucking dribbling spastic

>>203889335
ive had my chow mein brekky
had a lot of leftovers last night, that should've been lunch
what did you have

>>203889354
Nah you're not coz you retain power in the relationship

>>203889381
pornsick freak mental gymnastics

>>203889381
please dont engage spaki in his fetishes, my good lad

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Off to the Dreamtime for me
goodnight lads

>>203889423
*tucks you in and gives you a big sloppy kiss on the forehead* night lad x

>>203889362
pancetta scrambled eggs and a well buttered roll

I just finished playing Half Life 2 again and NGL I think that place is better than the UK

Uni toil done for today now.

/brit/ is absolutely dead now. The 15 minute spam timer has really done a number on this general.

>>203889402
Let me break it down for you
>Cuck
>Inherently submissive, based around humiliation and femdom
>Woman has all the power in the relationship, can fuck who she likes, whenever she likes, cuck just has to accept it
>Cuck gets nothing out of it while woman gets as much sausage as she needs while also financially benefiting from cuck

>Pimp
>Inherently dominant, based around dominating the submissive woman into fuck other guys for cash
>Woman has no power in the relationship, has to fuck who the pimp tells her to
>Pimp gets money out of it while woman resigns herself to being a public toilet

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>>203889500
>and NGL I think that place is better than the UK
i shouldn't laugh

>>203889525
see >>203889402

>>203889520
nope it's just that everyone wa sout last night for halloween

>>203889551
>The difference between theoretical physics and experimental physics is...le mental gymnastics
This is what you sound like, total retard

>>203889500
london vs city 17? no comparison

>>203889520
Has it affected the Belgian race cuck poster any? Haven’t seen him around lately fortunately.

>>203889596
run off and wank over your little cuck fantasies you loathsome gnome, go on

>>203889520
quality > quantity

>>203889635
Don't have either now do we

>>203889619
Maybe I will while you're living in a cuck nightmare reality. I bet your sister and mum have been shared around. Stretched out at the swingers club.

>>203889516
fancy some gay sex?

>>203889605
City 17
Everyone has a house
Everyone has a job , probably in manufacturing
No crime

London
Active warzone

>>203889744
City 17 was also an active warzone thoughbeitsoever

Clearly, the thought of his precious little sister sneaking out of the house to get STRETCHED by Sudanese BBC in a nightclub toilet while her makeup gets smeared over her face by a second fat, veiny BBC was too much for him to bear. Vanquished him.

>>203889635
You'd have a fair number of inane posts before, but you'd at least have a wider range of people chipping in on any given discussion in the thread which made things more interesting. Now, you just have the terminally online freaks, and the reason they're terminally online is because they are boring cunts with nothing else in their life to do. So they rarely make any good posts.

The Combine
Wants to enslave people for teleporting
The UK
Wants to enslave people to pay for reperations to people who were enslaves

>>203889798
what traumatic event happened in your development that made you like this
or were you just born as a munted autistic freak

>>203889777
Yeah but I mean before that
It was peak soul

>>203889799
the thread was pretty active yesterday, i think its just what that other anon said in that everyones still in bed trying to sleep off hangovers and therefore can't phonepost

>>203889834
You're clearly having an emotional response to by ironic cuckposting, why are you so insecure? Could it be because you know that your sister has been watching BLACKED?
>>203889799
There are never any good posts in /brit/. This general is dedicated to inane vapidposting about nothing. "done a poo" is not a good post.

>>203889864
>ironic cuckposting
No such thing lad, you'll understand when you're older

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technology is getting wild

>>203889887
You're an insecure little cucky mate, I self insert as the bull. We are not the same. Say hi to your sister for me, just try not to imagine her face covered in thick, dripping Sudanese semen

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you know what they call a poo barm in paris?

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I want Emma Watson’s bare bottom on my face and farting.

the cuckold FEARS the poo post

>>203889917
how is that family of yours anyway holden
you even get to see them anymore?

>>203889944
>>203889918
190

>>203889918
what?

>>203889963
la pooguette

>schizoposting
uh oh, I broke him

Barm is bread, right? Like bread baked with beer yeast?

hope dadberg goes to toil tomorrow so i can go out and pimp without him asking where i am

I would be so much happier if I didn't have to deal with my family anymore

>>203890007
blog on incellord

Michelle Obama just declared in a speech declaring a vote for Trump is a vote against women

First lot of laundry done and hanging on the line

mad how caviar is a delicacy among humans but animals never seem to take much interest in eating our spaff

really going off my nut waiting for parcelberg to arrive
should've just paid the extra $10 for express shipping

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>it is 2004. it is a sunday morning. i am sitting on the sofa in the house i've always lived in. I am eating brunch and watching malcolm in the middle

>it is 2024. it is a sunday morning. i am sitting on the sofa in the house i've always lived in. I am eating brunch and watching malcolm in the middle

>>203890029
And what does this have to do with British culture…?

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>>203890060
>>203890073

>>203890060
>>203890073
haha, yh.

>>203890073
You don't need brunch. It's unnecessary. Eat a proper breakfast instead.

>>203890073
Aye, bit like that. Used to play osrs until I realised I was in the same place doing the same thing at a different time
Now I don't do the same thing twice

Kinda hot knowing that paying slave reparations will soon become an election issue in multicultural Britain. Every day there are less white Britons and more New Britons

>>203890100
Built for chocolate log bbcs

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stopped using deodorant as much and now I don't get as smelly

stopped using shampoo as much and now my hair doesn't feel as dirty

stopped using moisturiser and my skin doesn't get dry

funny that

chubby anime women. mmmmyes quite

>>203890128
youve become accustomed to your own filth you horrid little junkie

>>203890128
Who is 'they'?

>>203890128
alri BO lad

>>203890100
I kind of get angry misogynists now. This isn't sexy. It's unbecoming. It's degrading
perhaps I should learn the ways of the niqab and mohammed pbuh

>>203890150
Agents of the Woke

>>203890128
Thank God little stinky incels like you never leave the house lol

>>203890152
she got that chinese tiktok filter physique

>>203890164
it's unattractive in the same way being a needy nice guy is
trying to hard, showing desperation for attention,
tempting your lust,
some things are not meant to be seen so easily

sunday night, everything’s perfect except i don’t have a big black cock in my asshole

>>203890073
>2004: eating mum's homemade food while downloading shit off Isohunt
>2024: eating delivery slop in a dingy apartment bedroom while downloading shit off 1337

>>203890164
>>203890199
There's nothing more sexy than women openly admitting they're nothing but sluts
There's nothing more moral than honesty

>>203890206
FOY

every sacked tranny post is like "i managed to perform a basic task without attempting to kill myself"

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Former member's of the UK's military are going to Palestine to guard walled communities which Israel is building to house Palestinians

>>203890128
DUDE LMAO I'M MEDICATING

Aussiecuck on a mad one

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had quite a nice weekend lads, hope you all have as well

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>Rorke, you've had one too many pints of Carling and started talking about wooden doors. The police are on their way!

I feel like I have a healthy social circle... couple of mates I'm in touch with in the area.
I go out about once a week on average, sometimes twice, thrice in a blue moon and that will feel like a very busy week
so it baffles me when I get a message and it's like "fancy a pint? I can do thursday three weeks from now" what the fuck are you doing between now and 24 days into the future? are normies actually that busy?

>>203890165
what the fuck is she wearing
have they both got special needs

>>203890232
screaming
his blog posts are so inane even by blog posting standards

Bro having a meltdown over a girl in a revealing dress lmfao

>>203890259
Didn't know silent hill was in new zealand

>>203890185
>>203890156
>>203890141
good goy keep putting that chemical goo on your body lol

i’m stone cold sober off everything except tobacco and honestly what i miss most is being able to take breaks from reality. The best part about being high isn’t the dopamine, it’s being able to take a break from the burden of existing for a little while. Like hitting pause on life and having a breather.

cor righto

>>203890271
the west truly has fallen

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>>203890280

Love when Sacked Tranny gets pissed up in the early hours and starts making vicarious where he screeches and snorts and makes other weird sounds lmfao

>>203890309
cos it is followed by a trillion moments of despair

>>203890199
teach me more master

Starmer has decided he is going to eventually sell student loans to private companies in the UK in order to fill in the 40 billion black hole

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>starts making vicarious

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>>203890280
go fatter go wider

Crazy that the UK has never produced a band as good as the Oils

managed to quit opioids and now i'm an alcoholic again, fucks sake

>>203890331
will soon be a 100 billion black hole after the reparations

>>203890340
PHWOARRRR

just found a job listing
I tick every single box
even niche things like "bonus if you are bilingual" (looks like it might require travel to the EU, I speak other languages)

bet I don't even get an interview. I am screencapping myself

might start making vicarious

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>>203890340
yes, YES!

>>203890342
For me it's
The Oils (Australia)
The Smiths (UK)
simple as

Fascinating that Australia likely won't have a minority PM until way after 2100 while the UK will have a black woman as PM by 2028

sometimes lose and argument or make myself look stupid on here and feel bad but then I remember that some of you are in your 20's and still virgins and that makes me feel a bit better

>>203890371
unlucky lad i just managed to get a job that i'm radically unqualified for that pays better than being a doctor in britain

>>203890395
lmao blud are you joking
they’ll be an asian woman pm in 20 years easy

>>203890399
yeah 20's........

>>203890342
Power and the Passion might be one of the greatest songs ever made in the last 50 years and I'm not even joking

at night, i think of poooo

>>203890399
fuck you

eat the onion

>>203890414
probably an indian before that the way those cunts are coming in

>>203890390
that's a throwback

Iran has said they will not retaliate against Israel unless they attack again

I'm still bored

I need WWIII

fine day sunday

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>>203890264
>I feel like I have a healthy social circle...
>are normies actually that busy?

>>203890460
ok

10 mg of 69-FAG-POO up the shitter

>>203890460
luckily israel will definitely attack again because they don't give a solitary fuck

>>203890462
everyday is like sunday
win yourself a cheap tray
share some grease tea with me

>>203890460
patience
2 more weeks

>>203890399
i have killed people (when i was a soldier deployed in afghanistan)

>>203890414
The only one that could would be Penny Wong but that's not likely. I would be fine with that anyway, she's like the only pollie we have that has integrity and actually knows what they're doing. Plus she's South Aussie, and we tend to be far smarter and capable than the rest of the nation.

>>203890452
fucking insane how many there are nowadays
never seem to speak a single word of english either, it's always just their fucking horrible high pitched verbal diarrhoea lala languages

too tired to do anything
not tired enough to fall asleep
how the fuck do i overcome this hellstate

2 soss 2 bacon 3 fried eggs 2 toast don't mind if i do

>>203890483
Iran might do it first because Israel is now building concentration death camps

>>203890499
you've made several posts to this effect today, quite a bizarre gimmick lad

>>203890518
this is my second one, i made one yesterday

I see 190 is still having his apocalyptic meltdown

>>203890537
ok

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ahh ya bastard

honestly mental how the only thing standing between me and complete freedom and happiness is the relatively paltry sum of $5 million or so

>>203890527
then someone has co-opted your gimmick i'm afraid

>>203890510
Get up and play factorio

>>203890537
hadn't noticed. seems like you're imagining things

mad how good the Beatles were and still are, even managed to make something out of an even more grim life than my own

say what you will about blumpf but the period of 2016-19 feels like fucking heaven compared to the absolute shitshow we have now

LOVE going round the airport stealing luggage off chinese tourists

>>203890546
cor wouldn't mind a cheeky 5 mil

>>203890553
interesting, i'll have to re-enlist so i can find them and kill them

>to this effect
effect... mass effect... batarians...
i remember

13 degrees Celsius and I can't sleep with a blankie over me
I fucking despise summer

>>203890580
fuck's sake frenchlad

>>203890588
it's spring lad

>>203890588
you stole it from us. be grateful.

>>203890511
whoreish. disgusting. shouldn't be seen.

All the Aussies on today aren't they

imagine what life would be like if covid never happened

love summer
love daylight savings
love afternoon golden beers in the sun's warm glow

>>203890570
if those border security shows are anything to go by, all chinks ever have in their luggage is weird food and live animals

>>203890610
Yeah, the boys.

>>203890610
FOB

>>203890603
fuck you're right
it's heat induced retardation you see

>>203890629
Careful. You're a guest.

might marry my dad

>>203890610
like an aussie power hour redux isn't it

>>203890610
proper grim, imagine being inside in the middle of summer in a sunny paradise where you can go to the beach whenever you want and surf or just join a random BBQ in the park, make friends, live a little

did you know that importing freeze dried vietnamese tree wasps is illegal under australian law

i'm sorry new zealand just looks greener than australia

>>203890660
It's 11pm you flog

>>203890619
incredibly good post
anti-daylight savingsers are nothing but wretched antisocial toads at heart

>>203890371
>Sorry, this position has been filled.
haha never mind, didn't take long
at least I didnt have to waste time applying

>>203890409
nice, might kms

>>203890685
good lad

>>203890679
pubs closed?

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>>203890600
feeling vengeful

>>203890685
>anti-daylight savingsers are nothing but wretched antisocial toads at heart
Sorry I don't like having my internal clock messed with for bizarre reasons

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>>203890676
it's a big continent mate

>>203890736
he said green not blue

>>203890259
chuckling

>>203890752
imagine wanking over fetal alcohol trannys when peng normal women exist in the billions

>>203890647
why

>>203890711
that's just a nice video played backwards

>>203890802
only man who ever loved me

It's mental how dominant blacks are in France's football system. It's not like the current team being almost entirely black is a fluke; the best talents from the next generation are nearly all black too.

feels like a weekday

>>203890832
goodluck

>>203890832
aw very sweet

>>203888606
>I peed in the pool!
What did Mr T mean by this?

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Been uploading Latin quotes to Wikipedia. Funny how meme magic works.

>>203890859
i ain't pissin down no drain

>>203890867
*virgin alarm blows up leaving you covered in soot like daffy duck*

bought gfberg lunch today
$8.50 for a pre-packaged tuna and lettuce sandwich

>>203890896
Who pricked your arse?

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>>203890836
they run good
sometimes

>>203890933
Trying to kill her?

it
looms

>>203890960
not for me, off next week

>>203890960
Off till Tuesday, me

I'm exercising
I'm getting large
I'm increasing
After 6 months my body will be 5% protein powder

wish i had a succulent bbc to suck on right about now

>>203890896
done him

Someone has just impersonated an Australian flag in an attempt to denigrate the quality reputation of Australian posters

>>203891026
we gon lock you in a submarine and sink you to the bottom of the mariana trench for all eternity my nigga

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>>203891049
not good is it

too many Australian posters :/

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>>203891091
no such thing

The discount on Chainlink keeps getting bigger so I keep buying more of it

Aussie power hour is every hour

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i just want to inflict pain

>>203891117
Buying a lot of fences are you?

>>203891106
good lad
>>203891091
you should be grateful given the high quality and jovial contributions for which we are renowned

>>203890977
>>203890994
ok

>>203891106
love you lads

>>203891147
cheers frenchlad

>>203890399
but you're also a virgin

>>203891117
least deluded cryptoid

>>203891144
:3

>>203891124
horrible

dunelm trump

real shit makes real niggas
real niggas be straight chillin
straight chillin makes bitch niggas
bitch niggas make real shit

>>203891261
I'm not following this one

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>>203891208
i'm not done

>>203891261
Very confusing body and neck orientation

>>203891280
the sign says heated poo

>>203891287
already know what happens
will NOT i repeat NOT be opening this webm

>>203891274
>>203891274
>>203891274

little girls back to school tomorrow

>>203891307
GOOD lad