Chelsea edition
investing in poo
>>203896396They should hire some of the lads here to be reserve players for Premier League clubs.Doing fuck all is our specialty
is it me or is the whole alex jones side of politics a thousand times more mainstream now than it was a decade ago?
poor little white guy
>>203896396all katy's bfs
Nigger janny subedish
>>203896430can i join too
>>203895898i love horror movies, have watched a fuck ton, and Creep (2014) is in my opinion the scariest horror movie, particularly I imagine it resonates with incels like myself and probably you. It’s the only movie I genuinely get goose bumps thinking about. Sinister (2012) was ranked the scariest movie based on people’s heart rates and i can confirm it is quite scary, another good one. Funny Games (2007) isn’t necessarily the scariest but everyone either loves it or hates it for reasons i can’t say without spoiling it, personally I loved it. Memoir of a murderer (2017) is a korean film that not only is scary but also very well constructed, absolute cinema.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/depressed/username/190cm%20master%20race/
>>203896448who's Katy
>>203896448even his dad is black
pokemon hawk tuah the polls
eating a steak i just made and it feels borderline religious. God meat is just the fucking best.
i'd be angrier if i caught my kid listening to rap music than doing drugs
Watching God's Own Country. Not a bender but it's genuinely a good film.
>>203896487cute ears
>>203896458also if you watch memoir of a murderer be sure to watch the directors cut, not the theatrical version. it’s an important distinction in that film for reasons i can’t explain without spoiling it
>>203896450what is the actual album supposed to be can you post a youtube link
>>203896439redpill me on cloudseeding
werner herzog on for spuds
(8) ewww i just wana wear my bikini (8)
>>203896487she looks like a mouse
>>203896554For me its cloudbusting
>>203896439Yes :)
oh god. think this is it for me. heart is finally exploding
>>203896510you will never have kids so don’t worry about it
it's pretty cute when mousenonce calls mice mices
>>203896554silver iodide deposits in clouds which induce precipitationnot sure scientists love it because it fucks with the hydrological cycle but that's a tough sell when the alternative is drought these CONTRAILS are just water vapour thoughdemented cunts genuinely believe they're gay juice or something not even sure what they think they do
why are pokemon games so ugly?
im such a quixotic freak
899 seconds? Whats that like 3hours? jesus
dadberg has a mate in his 50sbeer belly, wrinkly, 80% baldno gf or wifeand he's still shagging on the reg via ONS or FWBs and the likeit's just mental that that's just a thing that people do
made my dinner an hour early because i forgot to change my clock for FUCK SAKE
>>203896641MOUSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203896641>these CONTRAILS are just water vapour thoughGCHQ in the houuuuuuse
>>203896647charizard level 47i still mourn
>>203896647the pokemon company has realized long ago they don't have to be good at making games to make money
>>203896681It's not a meme. Confidence is genuinely all that matters. That's why virgins stay virgins for so long. The longer one goes without sex, the scarier it is, the less confident they become, the more likely they are to not have sex.
>>203896681sure but the women he fucks are ugly as shit
omds
>>203896714I remember getting pokemon gold for Christmas. Definitely the best game
>>203896718IT'S OVER
>>203896458have seen all of them, Sinister on my first watch was really good, loved how they kinda just hid the scary character in some of the old footage. Watched Creep and its sequel around when they came out, but don't remember feeling scared. I feel like the problem with films like that are you're going in expecting something, so you've got hindsight and can easily predict it, but apparently not everybody does. Like Ialked to my sister about Speak No Evil and she said she didn't find it predictable when I thought it was predictable as soon as they sat down to eat together and they were showing how weak the American husband was. Also when they were trying to escape and there was a guy at the gate with a double barrel shotgun, he shot at them twice, they had a double barrel too which had only shot once but they thought their best thing to do was to lock themselves in the fucking house, letting the new guy come and let the killers out of the locked shed...
God Newcastle are so shit right now, fucking all that Saudi investment, no European football clogging up their schedule and still they languish in the bottom half of the table. Could be curtains for wor Eddie before too long
sick of woke modern life lads you reckon there's still jobs open for lighthouse keepers and fire lookout men where you're alone for half the year
Movement between the bubbles would be controlled by GDC and a UK private security contractor with access to former British special forces troops, he adds.“If something happens, we will convey the message to the residents of Gaza: ‘You don’t want to mess with us.’ They will understand that a new sheriff has arrived in the city.”It said that “well-trained private security is the only realistic way” to deliver aid to Gaza, adding: “Personnel working for our security sub-contractor are trained and equipped for non-lethal and lethal methods of crowd control. They are trained to use deadly force only as a last resort.”In short: the Israeli state has begun plans to build concentration camps in Gaza and is hiring British nationals to carry out this genocide
>>203896760why does your flag look like someone just drew over the USA flag
>>203896736I'm not privy to footage but I'd wager they're far better looking than he is (though in fairness that's not a difficult hurdle to clear)
zoomers lack the ability to tell when they're doing or saying something gay.
>>203896750zogstralia
>>203896681>and he's still shagging on the reg via ONS or FWBs and the likewith who though? everyone's married at that age
Might practise the gay porn dance for a bit
https://youtu.be/O1fEc2hPrI8
might practice islam for a bit
>>203896821>everyone's married at that ageBro hasn't heard of divorce
>>203896396I wonder how the old gammon headhunters types feel about this
mental there are literally 2 HOURS separating Britain and the east coast of Canada right now2 HOURS That's the same time distance we are away from Greece.Insanity.
>>203896750holy pozoli
gonna watch smile latter and if it's shit i'm going to kill every australian poster
>>203896616what's the point of making a post like this? aside from being objectively wrong, it's unbelievably predictable, do you have a single creative bone on your body?
australians haven't been the same since raygun
corr could murder a can of coke right now
>>203896793prefer not to say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j4pEwR_0_Egoing on a trip with the proto gf
>>203896907is that when you stick a knife in the side and drink out of the slit instead of opening it normally?
im evil and horrible
>>203896458Memoir of a Murderer is a really good shout, think I'll actually watch that so thanks. Went through a bit of a phase watching Korean films around the time Parasite came out and had that on my list but never got around to watching it. "I Saw The Devil" was really good, the killer was so brutal it really made it tense. Same with "The Yellow Sea" where they're just mauling each other with hatchets at parts. Also remember liking "Call", a film where a girl gets a call from a different time period, was really well done and decently scary.
>>203896866what on earth are you talking about?
>>203896761Yeah I guess so, but to a certain extent that’s all horror movies. If you watch a horror movie, you know shit’s about to happen. If you want a more bizarre film, that isn’t exactly scary but avant-garde and provocative, try “the house that jack built.”
>>203896827>Krishnan Guru Murthy i thought he was cancelled after it turned out he was deceitful liar
asian people are yellow like bananas
i'm black and ignorant
i'm a slaphead
>>203896793the history of this is actually pretty interesting goes back to the mahapajit empire flagthe british east india company used this flag design as the base for their flag and that eventually influenced the american flag
fruit flies like a banana
>>203897038>slaps your headalri slaphead
wonder what mousey sounds likeif he has a high pitched voice or a deep voice
>>203896974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQn_HoXD6ZQ
froo floys loik uh buhnahrnuh
>>203897042>might have influencedi.e made up bollocks
>>203896439It's because the government let's these retards have free speech
Post like it's 2016 and you're on /brit/
subway cookies are so lush
the best thing since sliced bread? what were they doing before? just taking a big bite out of a solid loaf?
got the urge to play skyrim again that's how you know you're mentally regressing
>>203897057i hate this game and think everyone involved in its production should be punched in the stomach by floyd mayweather
>>203897102<alri lads
>>203896994Yeah korean films are pretty good and it’s a great movie, enjoy. But be sure to watch the directors cut, don’t google it it’ll spoil the movie just trust
So how are we all celebrating Dawali then?
remember when all the females were seething hard about Andrew Tate
alri alri alrimy pet rock did a mandy bombnow man's depressed ini
>>203897109They sliced it theirself you turnip
today I dreamed I was a white british man in India during the colonial rule. What could this mean?
>>203897112>playmod
>>203897102looking forward to donald trump being elected 2bh
>>203897018Haha I have seen that one too. Might be one of my favourite serial killer films along with I Saw The Devil, was originally put off by the length but it flew by with how it's done
>>203897126Dalawi celebrations are kicking off at my uni. All the fit Indian birds are kicking about campus at the moment. Might stare at them, but I don't think I'll be talking with any of them.
>>203897156Hah you wish Americans aren't that retarded
>>203897152drinking gin and IPA all day while you die of heat stroke
>>203897143that's still sliced bread you plonker
>>203897109yes
Sending the homeless people down to the spermbank. £66 per sample given. corr, it lush
Might get driving lessons again. I passed the test, but I probably only have about 50 cumulative hours on the road, and frankly it's only a matter of time before I'm responsible for a crash.
>>203897165Damn you’ve seen a lot, any recommendations? Preferably movies that are more psychological and don’t have supernatural elements
>>203897156Not going to happen
>>203897187I'll slice you anymore of your cheek
>>203896487>cheesed to meet you
honest to god i still see normies playing pokemon go on public transportation quite regularly
Reckon spermbanks just dump all the spunk that gets handed in by <6'2 blokes
>>203897215watch some dashcam vids on youtube and you’ll be fine
rorke dadberg not getting me anything for my birthday because he's donated a hundred quid to tommy robinson's coke addiction
>>203897215Meanwhile ping ping payed the instructer fifty pounds to pass and had no lessons
>>203896788>the Israeli state has begun plans to build concentration campsnigga they made those plans decades ago, Gaza IS a concentration camp
>>203896788Right, but, how does this affect me?
sliced bread is actually a terrible invention because of the shit they have to add to preserve it>>203897230you're not allowed to have knives you big GOOFBALL
>>203897215Passed my test and in 2019 and haven't driven a minute since. Would legitimately have to learn from scratch again at this point.
>>203897249or the jews harvest it for their satanic rituals
>>203897121is there parts in Memoir where they're doing a news conference, and is one of the characters is famous in the film? And like large parts of it are set in a rainy forest where they think the body is? I think I might have seen this, but I don't even really remember the storyline so def worth a rewatch.
>>203897083there is actually a really good reason for why the British East India company incorporated elements of a local flag in the region they were doing business in.Initially their ships flew the flag of england (st george's cross) but their ships were turned away from both the Japanese and Vietnamese ports because that was seen as an element of christianity. so they changed the flag to incorporate both the stripes and the cross >>203897109the history of this is also pretty interesting, I just watched a youtube video on it.In medieval England, bread was used as a vehicle to deliver food into your mouth, but it wasn't always eaten! They would just give the bread to servants and peasants. basically used it like temporary plateskind of a disgusting practice lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Dd_UaZ4uk
i might go to new zealand for a kiwi gf
>>203896994>>203897121strongly recommend checking out castaway on the moon
remember how seasideMARK said he was accepted as a sperm donor
Jewish hypnosis
>>203897347>ecause that was seen as an element of christianityThe Anglo-Saxons stopped Christianity in East AsiaThey also stopped it in West Asia too in Turkey
my dad donated sperm and now i have a half brother i just learned about, he tried for years to find his biological father and i told my dad not to talk to him and he hasn't
>>203897220I'll try think of some and get back to you xLike I said though, I'd recommend Call (Korean) if you haven't seen that one, but I'm sure I'll remember more. The Wailing is another Korean one I've been meaning to watch for years but haven't got round to it yet so can't recommend it
>>203897320It’s been awhile since i’ve seen it but to my recollection i dont think so. there’s another korean horror ive been meaning to see but haven’t gotten around to with a similar title, “memories of murder.” maybe you’re confusing the two?
>>203896396Are any of these good
Just got called a goofball on /brit/
anyone going to the shop? get me some skittles and a double decker
>>203897505Try banana bread beer
Any rugby league man in
>>203897403but missionaries went to india all the time?
>>203897505>chocolate stoutBeer isn't supposed to be sweet, it's supposed to be bitter.
>>203897413thx, i’m going to bed now will check the thread in the morning. no worries if you cant think of any tho
>>203897505london pride is alright
>>203897603fat retard
Might become religious and say that I'm only a virgin because I'm saving myself for marriage
fucking dying for a darb
>>203897420nah I vividly remember Memories of Murder, that's a Bong Joon Ho (Parasite director) classic. This isn't really a spoiler but it's pretty much small town cops get increasingly desperate to solve a murder, very good but not really scary>>203897604night x
>>203897652the big D cope
>>203897505Pride is nice, Boddingtons is goyslurp but an easy drop
might get a kebab
>>203896861two and half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFryNN7Y3g
>>203897652good idea
might become gay
>>203897649Except I'm right. If you want to drink something sweet, drink chocolate milk or a shake. Beer isn't supposed to be sweet. This goes for stouts as well.
>>203897413speaking of slanty eyed horror films, have you seen the sadness (2021)?
might give someone a kebab
>>203897742you're not, fat cunt
I deserve to win the lottery
chelsea over dunno what to do now maybe a wank and a cup of tea
>>203897866yeah?
>>203897788you mean hsp?>>203897854yeah, what you going to buy?
>>203895673>a commercially available and helpful humanoid robot on the horizonThat's been "on the horizon" for about 4 decades at this pointSame goes for nuclear fusion
Been to gym. Today I've done>3 sets of laundry >Uni work >Russian studying >Gym toil
I HATE BEING UGLY I AHTE ITETTTTTTTT
>>203896487they're not even bigthey just stick out
got that constant existential angst feeling again, you know the one
>>203897954Can't relate
>>203897954i hate being a fat ugly bald manlet, but what you gonna do?
ktim
>>203897889no a hsp is like a pile of chips with kebab meat in it
>>203897899Step outside your smelly bedroom and nuclear fusion happens in front of you every day
How do I start and fund my own thinktank?
>>203898009dunno
>>203897928why are you bothering trying to self-improve when you're just going to kill yourself within 5 years anyway?
>>203898009You've got to be a... well... you know...
>>203898009Step 1: agree with the opinions of someone with DEEP pockets
I WILL NEVER LET YOU GOOOOO
caberge
DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY ED
>>203898009what politicians are you chummy with? did you go to the right university?
>>203898063don't think that's a cat mate
Money talksBut it don't sing and dance and it don't walkAnd long as I can have you here with meI'd much rather be forever in blue jeans
>>203898063thats a ferret
>>203898075It's an heffalumpOr possibly a woozle
got the adverts on, I'll tell you when I see a white family
Need to get the kid up from his nap but I can't be arsed
brown gf
Newton spinning in his grave
>>203898109good luck with that
>>203898004Bet you thought that was proper good
>Manchester Poonited
>>203898141That's because he remains in motion until a force acts on him to stop his spinning
>>203897962
How to fix broken Britain:• Tax the bankers bonuses to 90%• Raise the junior doctors salary to £60,000 a year and give them more holidays• 100% inheritance tax• Make all tax returns public• Tax the rich earnings to 50%• More benefits• End austerity• Open the borders and welcome the refugees• Give footballers wages to our soldiers• Stop Trident• Ban UKIP• Stop Islamophobia and racism• Put the politicians on minimum wage• More internet monitoring to catch trolls and potential terrorists• Raise the minimum wage to £10 an hour• More foreign aid• Nationalise the railways• Nationalise British steel• Stop the privatisation of the NHSAnything I'm missing?
>>203898198You're a riot
hi guys draganon here
>>203898215Not reading that shite
How to fix Britain1. End chain immigration for families2. zero refugee policy3. death penalty for serial killers and child rapists4. conversion therapy for homosexuals5. declare transgenderism a mental illness6. nationalise the rail7. nationalise energy8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% extra on national insurance9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into the NHS10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they pay11. increase VAT to 25%12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building project13. national cirriculum is mandatory14. no private involvement in education for anyone from nursery to university15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air16. raise tax threshold to start paying after £15,00017. end emergency tax18. end inheritance tax19. end the smoking ban20. 20% banker bonus tax and 70p top rate of tax21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP22. Abolish the house of lords23. reduce house of commons to 550 seats24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament25. Abolish London Assembly
can't walk around in my own home without gfberg grabbing my arse perhaps the biggest surprise of the incel to normie pipeline is how much femoids love male arses very perturbing
>>203898215Yeah, no mention of getting them wanked
>>203898215>>203898260These are serious issues and shouldn't be trivialised by flippant cunts like you.Be better.
>>203898260Excellent, where do I sign up
How to fix Britain>wogs out>sexy ladies in
>>203898260>24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliamentjust get rid of northern ireland entirely literally who wants that burden give them orangemen a nice place in the cotswolds if they still want to stay in norn iron they ought to be sectioned
>>203898268>very perturbingIf this describes your arse it sounds grabbable
How to fix Britain in one easy step:- Kill all the radical centristsSimple as.
>>203898264space for 1100 more rioters
>>203898308Unironically if the migrants were beautiful and didn't commit crimes they would be welcomed. That's all it would take.
working on my dribble
stifling a poo
my motoring fine has been overturned so get in
>>203898260>increase VAT to 25%Nah
>>203898215>>203898260its left or right the binary choices are your only choices remember that fence sitters
Fix Britain by firing every single civil servant involved in government policy
Absolute Monarchy, get rid of the commonwealth
laughing at paddy power adverts like the retard I am
>>203898412>Absolute MonarchyMaybe now that Liz is dead, the useless cow
>>203898412annex montenegro
school girl legs tomorrow
fifa doesn't look any better now than it did 10 years ago
anyone got any good gay porn recs?
sunday bloody sunday
>>203898496It's the investment in the FIFA games that drives the FIFA growth, my leed.
Bet Emma Watson could stink up a room.
Finally got a looksmatch foid on Tinder
>>203898507big bum bandits 8: return of the gringo
>>203898496Name a video game series that does
Any right wing rapists in?
>>203898457is this The Devils?
>>203898514wash the car, read the sunday papers, i really understood what the song was about
every morning on my walk to i pass by a little boy going the opposite way cycling his bike to school. slow down. notice the beauty in life. take the wholesome pill
zomg zornography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQ--io_cT0
>>203898507
>>203898553Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
>>203898565fantastic post
>>203898565some kind of paediatrician are you? sick freak
plotting a gigwank
>>203898590Sounds like porn
>>203898524post pic or dont care
>>203898590> Gothic surrealist coming-of-age psychological dark fantasy horrormy favourite genre
when the sandwich was first invented it was associated with aristocrats lol
ITS OVER
>>203898675It was over an hour ago
>>203898660You're genuinely retarded
>>203898507Biga hairy Gustavo whacks his gack
>>203898641Would but I need to go finish my site which is ten times more superior than this one so I'll be off then
>>203898711ok so?
Fuck off 190
*does a 190 and fucks off*
Grim thread you can tell its just been 190 posting today
>>203898716Brother moved in yet?
>>203898719Just reminding you
>>2038986750161 manny on the map
got that urge to play WoW again
Bought all the ingredients to do a nice beef roast dinner today lads but me and the Mrs are feeling a bit under the weather so we are gonna order a maccies and get under the heated blanket x
they always say 'have sex incel' and not 'want sex, incel?'
got called a soyboy cuck in 2016 earlier lads
>>203898802don’t get the mcrib whatever you do, shittest maccies burger I’ve ever tried
back home from a weekend at the gfs. what have i missed? some high-brow dialogue regarding the upcoming budget id wager
Its ok saying stop watching porn but then youre all tense taking a hold of yourself stopping doing it and cant relax when it comes to getting off
>>203898878Sounds like you're an addict
>>203898841Nah I won’t, I never go for the meme maccies burgers anyway usually apart from the Big Tasty which is the best thing they sell. Shall be getting chicken selects and two double cheeseburgers methinks
if i wanked so hard i ripped the skin, i would consider that a medical emergency
no more wanking for me lads. that's it. i'm done.
>>203898798This but literally ANY other MMO
>>203898781No he's visiting with mumbaum in a week or so. Don't know if he'll want to move in but I suspect he will not as the dogbert mum is bringing has to grow up and get past the winter in this house and I'll be on unemploidment for the next six months so I won't need him to take over the mortgage anyway.It will just work out better if he takes over in six months>Summer>Can live in car with dogbert comfortably>Website's finished>Most difficult part of game is finished>All my roids will be used up>All my Udemy courses will be scranned>Will have read a fair amount of books as inspiration for mein graphic novel
>>203898866It's a Two Tier Budget
going to take the substance and turn back into a cute twink
>>203898931got new world installed could play that and wouldnt have to pay sub
>>203898878Give your gooch a nice gentle rub for 5 minutes, releases the tension better than any wank ever could
Having some cabbage for tea
>>203898870fake accent
>>203898957Do you have the autism?
>goochFOY
Started wearing contact lenses instead of my speccy virgin glasses. I must say it's worth the 30 minutes of poking myself in the eye repeatedly trying to get them in.Mad that some people can just see like this without any glasses naturally
>>203898992Just cabbage?
>>203898260bizarre mix of extreme policies from both left and right lol would just piss everybody off and please no one
>>203898998incel
love wanking to jessica ryan, she's absolutely beautiful and a great performer, only problem is her fanny is kind of puffy
>>203898992Imagine those big gassy hairy bloke farts you’ll be doing later corrrr
>>203898999https://youtu.be/PBOzs4uMPik?si=1y1tAlrCRJ4Y9Jph
>>203899017It's a post from 2016. Chin up buttercup.
>>203899015No I'll be having fish and potatoes too
>>203898897Yh it sucks
>>203898992Cabbage in Russian is ypoдeц
watching mr inbetween againfind it hard to watch the last few episodes because im depressed about what happens to the cute chubby kiwi girl
>>203899049wow guess i'm the retard then haha owned
>>203898957you should not be taking care do a dog
>>203899038No hate I could just tell from your autistic oversharing
>>203899081
cold pizza has no business being that peng
>>203899076stop lying you were just having a wank to jessica ryan
ScreammingIncellFreak4020 Joins the lobby
>>203899103I VILL make Ze good game
>>203899153tell your mates, not us
al mountain will never finish his website or do any of the things he pretends he's doing because he's a brain-damaged schizophrenic autistic incel pedophile drug-addicted roidtranny
>>203899078Yes, I guess this does make you quite the retard. You have been owned by your own avolition. To say I had anything in your retardation would be quite unfair.
dont understand why they gave her those fake tits though
>>203899174Agreed, hope he dies soon
>>203899011does end up getting easier, i can take them in/out in a dark room nowjust don't ever sleep in them, ever, even by accident - it's like peeling tape off your balls
>>203899125can't a man do both?
>>203899061No it's not, it's кaпycтa.Уpoдeц means little freak you little freak.
watched 51 films so far this year
>>203899153Don’t listen to >>203899173 I like your stories
>>203899118I am tempted to call the humane society and warn them about you. You should not be in the care of an animal, let alone yourself.
>>203899174Nobody knows or cares who that is DTFIC nobody cares that he made you feel insecure in some way on /cum/ like two years ago and now you have a weird grudge against him
>>203899218post letterboxd
Night on Al Mountain
got shag all money lol
letterboxd
n e w >>203899251>>203899251>>203899251>>203899251>>203899251
>>203899224Thank you fren
>>203899149Bore off 190
>>203899231You are so desperate for attention with your little dollhouse spreadsheet. This website is your entire life.
>>203899273Schizo