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Chelsea edition
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investing in poo
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>>203896396
They should hire some of the lads here to be reserve players for Premier League clubs.
Doing fuck all is our specialty
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is it me or is the whole alex jones side of politics a thousand times more mainstream now than it was a decade ago?
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poor little white guy
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>>203896396
all katy's bfs
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Nigger janny subedish
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>>203896430
can i join too
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>>203895898
i love horror movies, have watched a fuck ton, and Creep (2014) is in my opinion the scariest horror movie, particularly I imagine it resonates with incels like myself and probably you. It’s the only movie I genuinely get goose bumps thinking about. Sinister (2012) was ranked the scariest movie based on people’s heart rates and i can confirm it is quite scary, another good one. Funny Games (2007) isn’t necessarily the scariest but everyone either loves it or hates it for reasons i can’t say without spoiling it, personally I loved it. Memoir of a murderer (2017) is a korean film that not only is scary but also very well constructed, absolute cinema.
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https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/depressed/username/190cm%20master%20race/
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>>203896448
who's Katy
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>>203896448
even his dad is black
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pokemon hawk tuah the polls
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eating a steak i just made and it feels borderline religious. God meat is just the fucking best.
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i'd be angrier if i caught my kid listening to rap music than doing drugs
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Watching God's Own Country. Not a bender but it's genuinely a good film.
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>>203896487
cute ears
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>>203896458
also if you watch memoir of a murderer be sure to watch the directors cut, not the theatrical version. it’s an important distinction in that film for reasons i can’t explain without spoiling it
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>>203896450
what is the actual album supposed to be can you post a youtube link
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>>203896439
redpill me on cloudseeding
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werner herzog on for spuds
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(8) ewww i just wana wear my bikini (8)
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>>203896487
she looks like a mouse
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>>203896554
For me its cloudbusting
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>>203896439
Yes :)
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oh god. think this is it for me. heart is finally exploding
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>>203896510
you will never have kids so don’t worry about it
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it's pretty cute when mousenonce calls mice mices
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>>203896554
silver iodide deposits in clouds which induce precipitation
not sure scientists love it because it fucks with the hydrological cycle but that's a tough sell when the alternative is drought

these CONTRAILS are just water vapour though
demented cunts genuinely believe they're gay juice or something
not even sure what they think they do
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why are pokemon games so ugly?
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im such a quixotic freak
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899 seconds? Whats that like 3hours? jesus
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dadberg has a mate in his 50s
beer belly, wrinkly, 80% bald
no gf or wife
and he's still shagging on the reg via ONS or FWBs and the like

it's just mental that that's just a thing that people do
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made my dinner an hour early because i forgot to change my clock for FUCK SAKE
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>>203896641
MOUSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>203896641
>these CONTRAILS are just water vapour though

GCHQ in the houuuuuuse
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>>203896647
charizard level 47
i still mourn
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>>203896647
the pokemon company has realized long ago they don't have to be good at making games to make money
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>>203896681
It's not a meme. Confidence is genuinely all that matters. That's why virgins stay virgins for so long. The longer one goes without sex, the scarier it is, the less confident they become, the more likely they are to not have sex.
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>>203896681
sure but the women he fucks are ugly as shit
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>>203896714
I remember getting pokemon gold for Christmas. Definitely the best game
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>>203896718
IT'S OVER
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>>203896458
have seen all of them, Sinister on my first watch was really good, loved how they kinda just hid the scary character in some of the old footage. Watched Creep and its sequel around when they came out, but don't remember feeling scared.

I feel like the problem with films like that are you're going in expecting something, so you've got hindsight and can easily predict it, but apparently not everybody does. Like Ialked to my sister about Speak No Evil and she said she didn't find it predictable when I thought it was predictable as soon as they sat down to eat together and they were showing how weak the American husband was. Also when they were trying to escape and there was a guy at the gate with a double barrel shotgun, he shot at them twice, they had a double barrel too which had only shot once but they thought their best thing to do was to lock themselves in the fucking house, letting the new guy come and let the killers out of the locked shed...
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God Newcastle are so shit right now, fucking all that Saudi investment, no European football clogging up their schedule and still they languish in the bottom half of the table. Could be curtains for wor Eddie before too long
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sick of woke modern life lads you reckon there's still jobs open for lighthouse keepers and fire lookout men where you're alone for half the year
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Movement between the bubbles would be controlled by GDC and a UK private security contractor with access to former British special forces troops, he adds.

“If something happens, we will convey the message to the residents of Gaza: ‘You don’t want to mess with us.’ They will understand that a new sheriff has arrived in the city.”

It said that “well-trained private security is the only realistic way” to deliver aid to Gaza, adding: “Personnel working for our security sub-contractor are trained and equipped for non-lethal and lethal methods of crowd control. They are trained to use deadly force only as a last resort.”

In short: the Israeli state has begun plans to build concentration camps in Gaza and is hiring British nationals to carry out this genocide
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>>203896760
why does your flag look like someone just drew over the USA flag
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>>203896736
I'm not privy to footage but I'd wager they're far better looking than he is (though in fairness that's not a difficult hurdle to clear)
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zoomers lack the ability to tell when they're doing or saying something gay.
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>>203896750
zogstralia
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>>203896681
>and he's still shagging on the reg via ONS or FWBs and the like
with who though? everyone's married at that age
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Might practise the gay porn dance for a bit
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https://youtu.be/O1fEc2hPrI8
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might practice islam for a bit
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>>203896821
>everyone's married at that age
Bro hasn't heard of divorce
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>>203896396
I wonder how the old gammon headhunters types feel about this
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mental there are literally 2 HOURS separating Britain and the east coast of Canada right now
2 HOURS
That's the same time distance we are away from Greece.

Insanity.
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>>203896750
holy pozoli
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gonna watch smile latter and if it's shit i'm going to kill every australian poster
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>>203896616
what's the point of making a post like this? aside from being objectively wrong, it's unbelievably predictable, do you have a single creative bone on your body?
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australians haven't been the same since raygun
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corr could murder a can of coke right now
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>>203896793
prefer not to say
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j4pEwR_0_E
going on a trip with the proto gf
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>>203896907
is that when you stick a knife in the side and drink out of the slit instead of opening it normally?
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im evil and horrible
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>>203896458
Memoir of a Murderer is a really good shout, think I'll actually watch that so thanks. Went through a bit of a phase watching Korean films around the time Parasite came out and had that on my list but never got around to watching it. "I Saw The Devil" was really good, the killer was so brutal it really made it tense. Same with "The Yellow Sea" where they're just mauling each other with hatchets at parts. Also remember liking "Call", a film where a girl gets a call from a different time period, was really well done and decently scary.
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>>203896866
what on earth are you talking about?
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>>203896761
Yeah I guess so, but to a certain extent that’s all horror movies. If you watch a horror movie, you know shit’s about to happen. If you want a more bizarre film, that isn’t exactly scary but avant-garde and provocative, try “the house that jack built.”
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>>203896827
>Krishnan Guru Murthy
i thought he was cancelled after it turned out he was deceitful liar
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asian people are yellow like bananas
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i'm black and ignorant
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i'm a slaphead
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>>203896793
the history of this is actually pretty interesting

goes back to the mahapajit empire flag

the british east india company used this flag design as the base for their flag and that eventually influenced the american flag
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fruit flies like a banana
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>>203897038
>slaps your head
alri slaphead
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wonder what mousey sounds like
if he has a high pitched voice or a deep voice
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>>203896974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQn_HoXD6ZQ
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froo floys loik uh buhnahrnuh
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>>203897042
>might have influenced
i.e made up bollocks
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>>203896439
It's because the government let's these retards have free speech
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Post like it's 2016 and you're on /brit/
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subway cookies are so lush
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the best thing since sliced bread? what were they doing before? just taking a big bite out of a solid loaf?
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got the urge to play skyrim again that's how you know you're mentally regressing
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>>203897057
i hate this game and think everyone involved in its production should be punched in the stomach by floyd mayweather
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>>203897102
<alri lads
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>>203896994
Yeah korean films are pretty good and it’s a great movie, enjoy. But be sure to watch the directors cut, don’t google it it’ll spoil the movie just trust
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So how are we all celebrating Dawali then?
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remember when all the females were seething hard about Andrew Tate
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alri alri alri

my pet rock did a mandy bomb

now man's depressed ini
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>>203897109
They sliced it theirself you turnip
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today I dreamed I was a white british man in India during the colonial rule. What could this mean?
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>>203897112
>play
mod
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>>203897102
looking forward to donald trump being elected 2bh
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>>203897018
Haha I have seen that one too. Might be one of my favourite serial killer films along with I Saw The Devil, was originally put off by the length but it flew by with how it's done
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>>203897126
Dalawi celebrations are kicking off at my uni. All the fit Indian birds are kicking about campus at the moment. Might stare at them, but I don't think I'll be talking with any of them.
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>>203897156
Hah you wish Americans aren't that retarded
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>>203897152
drinking gin and IPA all day while you die of heat stroke
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>>203897143
that's still sliced bread you plonker
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>>203897109
yes
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Sending the homeless people down to the spermbank. £66 per sample given. corr, it lush
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Might get driving lessons again. I passed the test, but I probably only have about 50 cumulative hours on the road, and frankly it's only a matter of time before I'm responsible for a crash.
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>>203897165
Damn you’ve seen a lot, any recommendations? Preferably movies that are more psychological and don’t have supernatural elements
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>>203897156
Not going to happen
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>>203897187
I'll slice you anymore of your cheek
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>>203896487
>cheesed to meet you
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honest to god i still see normies playing pokemon go on public transportation quite regularly
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Reckon spermbanks just dump all the spunk that gets handed in by <6'2 blokes
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>>203897215
watch some dashcam vids on youtube and you’ll be fine
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rorke dadberg not getting me anything for my birthday because he's donated a hundred quid to tommy robinson's coke addiction
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>>203897215
Meanwhile ping ping payed the instructer fifty pounds to pass and had no lessons
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>>203896788
>the Israeli state has begun plans to build concentration camps
nigga they made those plans decades ago, Gaza IS a concentration camp
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>>203896788
Right, but, how does this affect me?
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sliced bread is actually a terrible invention because of the shit they have to add to preserve it

>>203897230
you're not allowed to have knives you big GOOFBALL
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>>203897215
Passed my test and in 2019 and haven't driven a minute since. Would legitimately have to learn from scratch again at this point.
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>>203897249
or the jews harvest it for their satanic rituals
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>>203897121
is there parts in Memoir where they're doing a news conference, and is one of the characters is famous in the film? And like large parts of it are set in a rainy forest where they think the body is? I think I might have seen this, but I don't even really remember the storyline so def worth a rewatch.
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>>203897083
there is actually a really good reason for why the British East India company incorporated elements of a local flag in the region they were doing business in.

Initially their ships flew the flag of england (st george's cross) but their ships were turned away from both the Japanese and Vietnamese ports because that was seen as an element of christianity.

so they changed the flag to incorporate both the stripes and the cross

>>203897109
the history of this is also pretty interesting, I just watched a youtube video on it.

In medieval England, bread was used as a vehicle to deliver food into your mouth, but it wasn't always eaten! They would just give the bread to servants and peasants. basically used it like temporary plates

kind of a disgusting practice lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Dd_UaZ4uk
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i might go to new zealand for a kiwi gf
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>>203896994
>>203897121
strongly recommend checking out castaway on the moon
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remember how seasideMARK said he was accepted as a sperm donor
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Jewish hypnosis
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>>203897347
>ecause that was seen as an element of christianity
The Anglo-Saxons stopped Christianity in East Asia
They also stopped it in West Asia too in Turkey
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my dad donated sperm and now i have a half brother i just learned about, he tried for years to find his biological father and i told my dad not to talk to him and he hasn't
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>>203897220
I'll try think of some and get back to you x

Like I said though, I'd recommend Call (Korean) if you haven't seen that one, but I'm sure I'll remember more. The Wailing is another Korean one I've been meaning to watch for years but haven't got round to it yet so can't recommend it
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>>203897320
It’s been awhile since i’ve seen it but to my recollection i dont think so. there’s another korean horror ive been meaning to see but haven’t gotten around to with a similar title, “memories of murder.” maybe you’re confusing the two?
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>>203896396
Are any of these good
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Just got called a goofball on /brit/
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anyone going to the shop? get me some skittles and a double decker
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>>203897505
Try banana bread beer
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Any rugby league man in
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>>203897403
but missionaries went to india all the time?
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>>203897505
>chocolate stout
Beer isn't supposed to be sweet, it's supposed to be bitter.
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>>203897413
thx, i’m going to bed now will check the thread in the morning. no worries if you cant think of any tho
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>>203897505
london pride is alright
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>>203897603
fat retard
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Might become religious and say that I'm only a virgin because I'm saving myself for marriage
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fucking dying for a darb
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>>203897420
nah I vividly remember Memories of Murder, that's a Bong Joon Ho (Parasite director) classic. This isn't really a spoiler but it's pretty much small town cops get increasingly desperate to solve a murder, very good but not really scary

>>203897604
night x
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>>203897652
the big D cope
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>>203897505
Pride is nice, Boddingtons is goyslurp but an easy drop
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might get a kebab
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>>203896861
two and half
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFryNN7Y3g
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>>203897652
good idea
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might become gay
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>>203897649
Except I'm right. If you want to drink something sweet, drink chocolate milk or a shake. Beer isn't supposed to be sweet. This goes for stouts as well.
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>>203897413
speaking of slanty eyed horror films, have you seen the sadness (2021)?
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might give someone a kebab
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>>203897742
you're not, fat cunt
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I deserve to win the lottery
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chelsea over dunno what to do now maybe a wank and a cup of tea
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>>203897866
yeah?
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>>203897788
you mean hsp?

>>203897854
yeah, what you going to buy?
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>>203895673
>a commercially available and helpful humanoid robot on the horizon
That's been "on the horizon" for about 4 decades at this point
Same goes for nuclear fusion
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Been to gym. Today I've done
>3 sets of laundry
>Uni work
>Russian studying
>Gym toil
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I HATE BEING UGLY I AHTE ITETTTTTTTT
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>>203896487
they're not even big
they just stick out
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got that constant existential angst feeling again, you know the one
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>>203897954
Can't relate
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>>203897954
i hate being a fat ugly bald manlet, but what you gonna do?
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>>203897889
no a hsp is like a pile of chips with kebab meat in it
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>>203897899
Step outside your smelly bedroom and nuclear fusion happens in front of you every day
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How do I start and fund my own thinktank?
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>>203898009
dunno
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>>203897928
why are you bothering trying to self-improve when you're just going to kill yourself within 5 years anyway?
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>>203898009
You've got to be a... well... you know...
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>>203898009
Step 1: agree with the opinions of someone with DEEP pockets
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I WILL NEVER LET YOU GOOOOO
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DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME
YOURE ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY ED
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>>203898009
what politicians are you chummy with? did you go to the right university?
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>>203898063
don't think that's a cat mate
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Money talks
But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans
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>>203898063
thats a ferret
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>>203898075
It's an heffalump
Or possibly a woozle
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got the adverts on, I'll tell you when I see a white family
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Need to get the kid up from his nap but I can't be arsed
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brown gf
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Newton spinning in his grave
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>>203898109
good luck with that
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>>203898004
Bet you thought that was proper good
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>Manchester Poonited
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>>203898141
That's because he remains in motion until a force acts on him to stop his spinning
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>>203897962
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How to fix broken Britain:

• Tax the bankers bonuses to 90%
• Raise the junior doctors salary to £60,000 a year and give them more holidays
• 100% inheritance tax
• Make all tax returns public
• Tax the rich earnings to 50%
• More benefits
• End austerity
• Open the borders and welcome the refugees
• Give footballers wages to our soldiers
• Stop Trident
• Ban UKIP
• Stop Islamophobia and racism
• Put the politicians on minimum wage
• More internet monitoring to catch trolls and potential terrorists
• Raise the minimum wage to £10 an hour
• More foreign aid
• Nationalise the railways
• Nationalise British steel
• Stop the privatisation of the NHS

Anything I'm missing?
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>>203898198
You're a riot
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hi guys draganon here
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>>203898215
Not reading that shite
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How to fix Britain

1. End chain immigration for families
2. zero refugee policy
3. death penalty for serial killers and child rapists
4. conversion therapy for homosexuals
5. declare transgenderism a mental illness
6. nationalise the rail
7. nationalise energy
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% extra on national insurance
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into the NHS
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they pay
11. increase VAT to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building project
13. national cirriculum is mandatory
14. no private involvement in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air
16. raise tax threshold to start paying after £15,000
17. end emergency tax
18. end inheritance tax
19. end the smoking ban
20. 20% banker bonus tax and 70p top rate of tax
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP
22. Abolish the house of lords
23. reduce house of commons to 550 seats
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament
25. Abolish London Assembly
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can't walk around in my own home without gfberg grabbing my arse

perhaps the biggest surprise of the incel to normie pipeline is how much femoids love male arses
very perturbing
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>>203898215
Yeah, no mention of getting them wanked
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>>203898215
>>203898260
These are serious issues and shouldn't be trivialised by flippant cunts like you.
Be better.
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>>203898260
Excellent, where do I sign up
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How to fix Britain
>wogs out
>sexy ladies in
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>>203898260
>24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament
just get rid of northern ireland entirely
literally who wants that burden

give them orangemen a nice place in the cotswolds
if they still want to stay in norn iron they ought to be sectioned
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>>203898268
>very perturbing
If this describes your arse it sounds grabbable
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How to fix Britain in one easy step:
- Kill all the radical centrists

Simple as.
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>>203898264
space for 1100 more rioters
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>>203898308
Unironically if the migrants were beautiful and didn't commit crimes they would be welcomed. That's all it would take.
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working on my dribble
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stifling a poo
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my motoring fine has been overturned so get in
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>>203898260
>increase VAT to 25%
Nah
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>>203898215
>>203898260
its left or right the binary choices are your only choices remember that fence sitters
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Fix Britain by firing every single civil servant involved in government policy
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Absolute Monarchy, get rid of the commonwealth
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laughing at paddy power adverts like the retard I am
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>>203898412
>Absolute Monarchy
Maybe now that Liz is dead, the useless cow
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>>203898412
annex montenegro
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school girl legs tomorrow
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fifa doesn't look any better now than it did 10 years ago
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anyone got any good gay porn recs?
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sunday bloody sunday
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>>203898496
It's the investment in the FIFA games that drives the FIFA growth, my leed.
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Bet Emma Watson could stink up a room.
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Finally got a looksmatch foid on Tinder
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>>203898507
big bum bandits 8: return of the gringo
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>>203898496
Name a video game series that does
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Any right wing rapists in?
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>>203898457
is this The Devils?
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>>203898514
wash the car, read the sunday papers, i really understood what the song was about
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every morning on my walk to i pass by a little boy going the opposite way cycling his bike to school. slow down. notice the beauty in life. take the wholesome pill
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zomg zornography
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQ--io_cT0
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>>203898507
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>>203898553
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
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>>203898565
fantastic post
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>>203898565
some kind of paediatrician are you? sick freak
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plotting a gigwank
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>>203898590
Sounds like porn
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>>203898524
post pic or dont care
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>>203898590
> Gothic surrealist coming-of-age psychological dark fantasy horror
my favourite genre
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when the sandwich was first invented it was associated with aristocrats lol
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ITS OVER
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>>203898675
It was over an hour ago
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>>203898660
You're genuinely retarded
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>>203898507
Biga hairy Gustavo whacks his gack
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>>203898641
Would but I need to go finish my site which is ten times more superior than this one so I'll be off then
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>>203898711
ok so?
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Fuck off 190
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*does a 190 and fucks off*
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Grim thread you can tell its just been 190 posting today
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>>203898716
Brother moved in yet?
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>>203898719
Just reminding you
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>>203898675
0161 manny on the map
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got that urge to play WoW again
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Bought all the ingredients to do a nice beef roast dinner today lads but me and the Mrs are feeling a bit under the weather so we are gonna order a maccies and get under the heated blanket x
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they always say 'have sex incel' and not 'want sex, incel?'
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got called a soyboy cuck in 2016 earlier lads
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>>203898802
don’t get the mcrib whatever you do, shittest maccies burger I’ve ever tried
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back home from a weekend at the gfs.

what have i missed? some high-brow dialogue regarding the upcoming budget id wager
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQ--io_cT0
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Its ok saying stop watching porn but then youre all tense taking a hold of yourself stopping doing it and cant relax when it comes to getting off
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>>203898878
Sounds like you're an addict
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>>203898841
Nah I won’t, I never go for the meme maccies burgers anyway usually apart from the Big Tasty which is the best thing they sell. Shall be getting chicken selects and two double cheeseburgers methinks
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if i wanked so hard i ripped the skin, i would consider that a medical emergency
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no more wanking for me lads. that's it. i'm done.
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>>203898798
This but literally ANY other MMO
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>>203898781
No he's visiting with mumbaum in a week or so.
Don't know if he'll want to move in but I suspect he will not as the dogbert mum is bringing has to grow up and get past the winter in this house and I'll be on unemploidment for the next six months so I won't need him to take over the mortgage anyway.
It will just work out better if he takes over in six months
>Summer
>Can live in car with dogbert comfortably
>Website's finished
>Most difficult part of game is finished
>All my roids will be used up
>All my Udemy courses will be scranned
>Will have read a fair amount of books as inspiration for mein graphic novel
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>>203898866
It's a Two Tier Budget
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going to take the substance and turn back into a cute twink
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>>203898931
got new world installed could play that and wouldnt have to pay sub
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>>203898878
Give your gooch a nice gentle rub for 5 minutes, releases the tension better than any wank ever could
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Having some cabbage for tea
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>>203898870
fake accent
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>>203898957
Do you have the autism?
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>gooch
FOY
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Started wearing contact lenses instead of my speccy virgin glasses. I must say it's worth the 30 minutes of poking myself in the eye repeatedly trying to get them in.
Mad that some people can just see like this without any glasses naturally
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>>203898992
Just cabbage?
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>>203898260
bizarre mix of extreme policies from both left and right lol would just piss everybody off and please no one
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>>203898998
incel
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love wanking to jessica ryan, she's absolutely beautiful and a great performer, only problem is her fanny is kind of puffy
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>>203898992
Imagine those big gassy hairy bloke farts you’ll be doing later corrrr
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>>203898999
https://youtu.be/PBOzs4uMPik?si=1y1tAlrCRJ4Y9Jph
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>>203899017
It's a post from 2016. Chin up buttercup.
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>>203899015
No I'll be having fish and potatoes too
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>>203898897
Yh it sucks
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>>203898992
Cabbage in Russian is ypoдeц
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watching mr inbetween again
find it hard to watch the last few episodes because im depressed about what happens to the cute chubby kiwi girl
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>>203899049
wow guess i'm the retard then haha owned
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>>203898957
you should not be taking care do a dog
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>>203899038
No hate I could just tell from your autistic oversharing
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>>203899081
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cold pizza has no business being that peng
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>>203899076
stop lying you were just having a wank to jessica ryan
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ScreammingIncellFreak4020 Joins the lobby
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>>203899103
I VILL make Ze good game
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>>203899153
tell your mates, not us
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al mountain will never finish his website or do any of the things he pretends he's doing because he's a brain-damaged schizophrenic autistic incel pedophile drug-addicted roidtranny
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>>203899078
Yes, I guess this does make you quite the retard. You have been owned by your own avolition. To say I had anything in your retardation would be quite unfair.
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dont understand why they gave her those fake tits though
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>>203899174
Agreed, hope he dies soon
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>>203899011
does end up getting easier, i can take them in/out in a dark room now
just don't ever sleep in them, ever, even by accident - it's like peeling tape off your balls
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>>203899125
can't a man do both?
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>>203899061
No it's not, it's кaпycтa.

Уpoдeц means little freak you little freak.
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watched 51 films so far this year
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>>203899153
Don’t listen to >>203899173 I like your stories
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>>203899118
I am tempted to call the humane society and warn them about you. You should not be in the care of an animal, let alone yourself.
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>>203899174
Nobody knows or cares who that is DTFIC nobody cares that he made you feel insecure in some way on /cum/ like two years ago and now you have a weird grudge against him
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>>203899218
post letterboxd
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Night on Al Mountain
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got shag all money lol
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letterboxd
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n e w >>203899251
>>203899251
>>203899251
>>203899251
>>203899251
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>>203899224
Thank you fren
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>>203899149
Bore off 190
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>>203899231
You are so desperate for attention with your little dollhouse spreadsheet. This website is your entire life.
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>>203899273
Schizo



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