Emma Peel edition
why does that yank retard keep making illegal threads
>>203914995to mock us
>>203914976mental how she was the old bitch in game of thrones
>>203915018one day they will pay dearly for such mockery
the longest road in britain is 400 miles
that was quick
tax the nurses rape the footballers wank the immigrants house the disabled
off to bed
>>203915039and that day is now, thread has been deleted, justice is served
im gay as shit
>>203915051how does he get down?
>>203915041the longest road is infinity due to the roundabouts
>>203915053why is it illegal in the UK to discuss people who have been arrested?
>>203915037The lady in the real new that's been deleted kind of looks like this lady, who's got my number
>>203915075until the police charge under one of your many gray area driving laws
>>203915072cats can climb up but they can't climb down, he'll just keep climbing higher until someone rescues him
gf has been away and the house is starting to smell
>TV soap star arrested on suspicion of sexually abusing five underage boysWHO IS IT?
>>203915104there's nothing in the highway code that prohibits driving around a roundabout for eternity
>>203915121barbara windsor
>>203915121Danny dyer
>>203915132>reckless driving for driving when you're tired >unsafe vehicle when your tread wears out
>>203915132will be soon
sex sex sexxxxx
got the simpsons socks on
>>203915145dirty little cow
>>203915205hell yeah
i could get away with murder
The scaran
>>203915222they got pizza in ireland now?
>>203915170>>203915177they're too busy arresting people for facebook post to concern themselves with those of us transcending the physical bonds of the universe by means of shamanic dervish driving
>>203915263kek
>>203915196
a rabbi ate my baby!
is it wrong to paralyze a goat so my dog can kill [and eat] it to boost his confidence?
>>203915318yes
who does all the paperwork for james bond when he's destroying venice buildings
>>203915336big wig glowie lawyer i guess
>>203915111they can if you teach them
>>203915426FNCKZ :)
Alri lads
Went out clubbing last night and had mad sleep paralysis when I got home, kept hearing sirens and thought I was getting fucked and sucking off like 3 different gay Mexican guys
>>203915653yeah sorry that was me and my homeboys
>>203915653You probably got raped
>>203915677Did have sleep paralysis though and had a siren effect, I've never had a siren effect before
>>203915716How old are you
how gay is your loveyour love how gay is, your love
>>20391573071 in November
legendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU9us8T51gg
>>203915758
>>203915765>you know if they actually got some pussy they wouldn't be shouting about getting it just throwing it out thereshe's seethingalso love the lad at the front who keeps smirking then pretending he doesn't find it funny when the lasses look at him
>You killed my innocent baby': Mother speaks out after child dies in drive-by shooting
>>203914976My job gave me free coffee but now they are limiting it to 3 cups because I had 6 cups of coffee
>>203915890get them sued
America is the gayest country on EarthGenuinely, I believe puritanism develops into overt homoeroticism on a long enough timeline.
>>203915928>puritanismPuritan's were based. This country went to shit with end of slavery
It was doomed from the start due to the revolution as well. Britain should have goverened the colonies with more oversight and not try to regulate it like the monarchy
sick of being a virgin at this rate i'm just going to find a tranny to bum
>>203915928Was thinking about if it might be connected to psychopathy rates, homosexuality rates makes more sense. They live in fear of God and go about business the way they're commanded to, pass their genes on, it's a gay bomb. Look at the middle east.
how do i sleep when i have a hangover. i want this pain to pass
>>203916028Draw out method is to take a mild hangover tomorrow and have a couple drinks tonight
Mental how dinosaurs roamed the earth
Is it really illegal to know the blokes who killed James Bulgers' names?
>>203915963>>203916012What the fuck are these Yanks blabbering about?
SCREAMINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-UP5UPGXR8
>>203916060...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej5pmBAoxKo
>>203916050would struggle to keep any alcohol down
>>203916056The puritan-psychohomo ouroboros
Tranny Jörmungandr
about 30% of the people on the road are unlicenced (either suspended or never had it to begin with)the other 70% are drunk
why are unmarried women in their thirties like this?
Every low belt move in the book
>>203916171Why isn't she inhaling?
>>203916225She's a POSER
Sometimes I wonder just how the fuck some people get away with fooling others for so long? I don't want to get arrogant, but are they dumb or perhaps are just going along with the ride?#awakeinbedponder
Americans genuinely think anything sarcastic or funny is shitpostingIts genuinely sad, they're all like that or the complete opposite, which can be equally disappointing.
>>203916194Why aren't they married?
I want to be a cat
Might invest in Uranium
>>203916239Yeah?
Bloody love this bloke.
Society needs its share of fat poofs. They have their place. Normally nice blokes too. You know the ones I am talking about.
>>203916252you can do that here now
>>203914976You think I could get a British girl to spit on me
>>203916267rorke conducting his bi-annual grooming routine
>>203916275yeah
>>203916326remember posting this same concept and just getting called fat
Apparently I am not consuming sufficient calories for my exercise levelI'm consuming 2600 and the moment and it suggest 2800-3200Additional calories, you see
>>203916326Specifically fat poofs? What about fat straight guys?
>>203916276Same x
>>203916407TDEE is a vague estimate and it is very hard to track down to the exact calorie you won't really know if its working unless you measure your weight at the same time weekly over a period of months
>>203916326I don't
glowies using radiowaves to stop me sleeping again. hate being gangstalked
mongolian bbq was invented in taiwan by a guy from beijing
no comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnG6jyAwpuQA monument to all your sins
>>203916486people love supplicating for the bloke don't they
>>203916486Let's be honest if he had any chance of winning he's completely thrown it away with that retarded idea of a rally in the bluest of states
>>203916453glowies influenced me with their dark magicks to start a banana cream pie at this hour
>>203916499"Supplicating for" is some rather odd verbiage
>>203916491halo reference
>verify your email address before making a post.What in god's cock
>>203916504Australians love visiting the Philippines for a banana cream pie
>>203916506throwing it out devil may care lad, it's 3pm wahey
>>203916504those must be chinese glowies or something because that’s nice
Halo be likeaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaaaAAA-aaah-aah-aaaah...But me when I stub my toe be likeAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>203916532very true
>>203916524not nice because they made me arrogant and I made it based on what I think should be in it instead of looking up a recipe
I can't imagine all the trouble of visiting another country just a have sex
will australia be in a better position than most of the west in the future because of their economic links to china and remote location?
(You) me or release me parasite - but do not waste my time with rorke
>>203916532>Halo
Wish I could find my bloody remote location, maybe it's under the couch haha
going sleep now lads night
>>203916580frenchlad honestly it's like you've got a phone alert set up for it or something ahahaha
>>203916580Do you know that in France, Halo is called Bonjou?
My fantasy is have a girl with a British or Australian accent dominate me
>>203916589night
>>203916597it's bonjour
>>203916625and hello to you too frenchlad
>themes about old school mysticism and religion mixed in with technology and futuristic warfareOkay so that's why I'm so into this.I condemn the heinous actions of this illegitimate joke of a nation, but I think it's cool when they do an airstrike and call it "Operaton Enter Paradise" or something.
>>203916625I omitted the r on purposeBecause halo is hallo without the last letter A joke on them both being a greeting, you see?
>>203916657*Without the missing letter
>>203916657variation on the typical “you see” posting but still love love LOVE it
Been thrown for a loop by that anti-yank post
>>203916634Remember when he shoots the dog
>>203916561no we’re fucking fucked mate just like everywhere
want to throw you see australian out of a window he will really see then won't he
>called infantry>they aren't infants>called casualties>there's nothing casual about people dyingwhat did the military mean by this?
>>203916687you’ll see in a bloody minute mate
>>203916225She's still learning
i got got
Things are going to get dark for me over the next few months. I wish i was born normal and didnt have some health problem from childhood. I think thats what always kept me down, feeling this way all the time, knowing deep down any of the happiness i experience is temporary and fleeting.>>203915337Dont even know who i was raised by. I suppose weirdos like me were just raised by internet algorithm.>>203916453The gangstalking "meme" was funnier like 3 or 4 years ago.>>203916486Theres no way he doesnt win, but normies got reverse psychologied into thinking Kamala is more fit to run the country despite her obviously being not only having fairly poor IQ but also having a few screws loose too.
night lads
>>203916716night
>>203916716Good night..
>>203916580do you think commander shepard could beat master chief?master chief is obviously a genetically-engineered supersoldier and shepard is just a normal human, but let's say he could use his exceptional leadership qualities to get his crew to undertake a crazy suicide mission to kill master chief
Never player mass effectWhats so good about it? Apart from story/dialogue or whatever.
>>203916716Peace
>>203916742Honest answer? Romantic krogan gay sex
Ate an apple, proper good one Had some weird white stuff on the bottom though
>>203916742>Apart from story/dialogue or whatever.pretty much like asking "what's so good about paracetamol besides relieving pain?"
>>203916719>>203916728>>203916747wasn;t going to bed was just actually saying it's night ini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjapkVnwcnQ>a knife has been plunged into the Ayatollah regimeLike even that.
mad how it’s 2024 and you can’t do a degree in gaming. truly the most oppressed demographic
there's a mosquito flying around how the fuck are these cunt still alive it's freezing cold outside
>>2039167422 and 3 are also just pretty solid third-person shooters all around
Don't get me wrong, i love an apple, but pears are overall better for a few reasons.1. Digestion2. Subtler taste3. Better texture4. Better shape5. Nice rough skin/Skin tastier6. More moist
>>203916783why aren’t you fighting, too gay?
>>203916781memeology will be a real degree someday
>>203916772Never took a paracetemol in my life. Not even sure what it does still even though you just said.
corr propa good brekkieberg diss waanuffink better den chicken sausage in rye bread
>>203916795
destroy, everytime
>>203916815ah, an ibuprofen man i seei don't really swing that way very often myself but i respect your choice
>>203916795Agree
>>203916795inb4 pearjak
need to go to the gym but i can't be arsed
>>203916829No i just dont like taking things.All i consume is water and bread most days
>>203916823>>/r/weirdlyspecific
We have evolved past le funny walk
>>203916821>chicken sausage in rye breadsounds revolting like something a german would eat or something
Most popular site in Canada is reddit lmao
>>203916852Not that funny
>>203916874How about this
Mad how the internet just became a social media dopamine pandoras box thing
>>203916852mental how scots hate the english so much they decided to outgay them
>>203916870Canada is reddit the country
Left a tag on my new pair of pants. I must have looked like a right bellend
>>203916882Why do they have those kind of ears? Theyre like goblin ears.
Watching Doctor Sleep. Good TV movie.
>>203916267
>>203914976>Brits claim to sufferDon't you guys have have 50 dollar tickets to Spain?
>>203916945yeah so?
>>203916899I feel like america and canada have more culturally met in the middle. Im probably wrong though.
reddit is run by glowies. wasn’t always but is now
>>203916926haha mad one
wonder if i should bother showering before gymtoil, my last shower was only 2 days ago and i'm just going to get stinky again immediately afterwards anyway
Would pay for a hypnosis service that slowly plants false memories to relive while dying, like that I was Beverly Hills Cop. Morbid?
Remember alot of subreddits getting banned around 2019/20, which pushed me away, to other places and then here eventually.
watched akiraweird film
Bros, is it true that Tommy ‘Tommy’ Robinson is going to jail?
>>203916945you can go to mexico or california, it's the same thing
>>203916987he walks in and out of jail to get the gammons riled but his glowie connections get him out
whatever happened to that gypsy crusaderhe was a good joker
>>203916981why would you want to be black?
>>203916995>Same thing Why would I wanna visit California
>>203916978youre going to make the equipment or benches really disgusting and greasywhy you don't shower daily is beyond me, coming from someone who used to go days without it either. Cold showers daily are the best of both worlds
>>203916997Tl;dr: more clapmeat for the cronem
>>203917006why would you want to visit spain then?
>>203917004Always wanted to be black
I'm glad to report the banana pie is a success, bottom of the crust is a bit underdone but otherwise I'm totes yummers
Going to the loo, don't touch anything alright
most australians never leave their country
>>203917010i put a towel on all my benches and wipe them off with those sanitary wipes afterwards, i also don't really sweat that much when working out because of the air conditioning and so forth
>>203917026*renovates your room out*
>>203917029it's a tradition for many teenagers to go to bali to wreak havoc on the locals after finishing high school
offered to pay the cleaner $200 extra if she did it naked now she’s talking to the police i am sick to bastard death of woke
>>203917029Prison colony
>Tommy Robinson goes to jail more pale clapmeat for the cronem: cronem W>Netanyahu goes to jailmore pale clapmeat for the cronem: cronem W>Andrew Tate more clapmeat for the cronem: cronem WWe just can’t lose
Wish I had air conditioning while lifting Backyard squat rack comes with the hot shitty weather unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bhQwY0KCY
>>203917057sn you need serious medical attention
Cronem wanking eachother off to prove their dogged black masculinity
>>203917036I was going to throw a massive tantrum but im already warming to it. Gay porn bed, gay porn wall paper, gay porn warddrobe, gay porn posters... sublime.
>Tommy Robinson gets out of jail less pale clapmeat for the cronem: cronem L >Netanyahu goes out of jail Less pale clapmeat for the cronem: cronem L >Andrew Tate more clapmeat for the cronem: cronem L We just can’t win
>>203917164woke mob have gone too far
>>203917165Soyfaced at this
wonder what its like to wank a tranny
>>203917203yh?
>>203917083>homosexual fantasies why is timmy like this?
I think the line should go DOWN
Genuinely blows my mind how lucky i am to be born at this time, in this country, in this specific part and everything else i hold dear, and yet i still managed to fuck it all up.
Apparently the cronem are back wanking eachother off now they're all back in the slammer.
so this is it. i’ll never sleep again
Its a natural male urge, just let Jamal take care of it for you.
>>203917255uk is a shithole, you lost the lottery bro
Still reeling at my prison colony comment.
>>203917057Why are australians like this??
>>203917260what's Katy up to?
>>203917321Too much sun
>>203917324Sticking shite up her arse for the OF
fizzy pomegranate dragon fruit blackberry lemonade
>>203917347Youre dropping me one of the shit ideas. Give me something good.
>>203917343mmmmh
tell me something goodtell me that you love me yeah
watching the new spanian vid because I want more of a reason to be a misanthrope and he's going on about his Irish heritagethe diaspora meme is real isn't it
>>203917430America is one big fat stereotype.
I'VE BEEN WATCHINGI'VE BEEN WAITINGIN THE SHADOOOOOWS
got the [DVD-Rip] School Rumble: Second Semester ED on
look at the psychotic monkeys clambering all over /brit/
Do arctic monkeys even exist
lads, tell me straight, was the Hillsborough disaster due to the police or the Liverpool fans?
>>203917485Both innit
>>203917464You are the only other person I have heard of mention School Rumble, I thought I was the only one who's ever seen itI think that was the first anime I watched where I knew it was an animegood show that
Only "anime" i ever watched are video game related shite like Pokemon and this professor layton movie
4chan weebs pretending anime is still this really niche fringe culture thing like how they pretend with other things too
>>203917540try one punch man mate
>>203917622No i fucking will not.
>>203917639fair enough
>>203917639good lad
*punches you once*
*punches you twice*
Really REALLY enjoying the TV movie Doctor Sleep
>>203917688your blog made me fall asleep so fast that I think I might need a doctor
rockin and a rollin with robert anton wilson
>>203917728Ewan McGregor just drove a 1999 toyota up the Shining mountain in the dead of winter with no chains
If Americans traveled more they would never want to stay in this country
>>203917757he's a bastard
Friend asked me to tell you that Warhammer 40k is the second worst game that came out of England (the first one is football)
>>203914976You know what's I still can't feel pain in my palms because of the burns
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
The scientific process has never been important for any human achievement. Literally not a single one All development has been the result of engineering mindset
don't all post at once lads
Fans of N-Dubz enjoy the band on day 2 of the V Festival at Hylands Park (2011)
So this is how /brit/ diesNot with a bang, but a whimper
shut the hell up go spam your shit elsewhere, think it makes you wholesome or some shit spamming tranimals or whatever but youre no better than the other spastics spamming bbc/cuck shit and trannies trying so hard to be recognised in some minute way
good post
>>203918204The Tranny is mad xD
Well good morning
>>203918204You feeling alright mate?
thought it was supposed to be light with the clocks going back? still dark here
>>203918268Here's some light for you mate*Shines a flashlight in your eyes*
>>203918277we call them torches here
I don't want to toil today
>>203918285ktimed (kek this is me every day)
>>203918228SECOND NEW ZEALAND FLAG!!!
lol haha
haha lol
toward the end of disney's beauty and the beastafter gaston and the mob come after the beast and attack him and he is lying on the ground woundedwhen belle says "this is all my fault" what does she mean?does she mean that if she had only not gone to look for her father and if she had only not taken his place as prisoner then none of this would have ever happened?
Can't believe Ian from brutalmoose is a fag, genuinely made me sad to hear.
bossman commuting to work
>>203918573that lead is going to smell like piss now disgusting revolting
off to toilgetting the late train today as I spent an age fannying around trying to find hard copies of proof of address for my new job
>>203915051GET DOWN FROM THERE!naughty naughty boy
bit bloody hot today
>>203916177the other 10% are abos
>>2039182412 months to christmas wahey
>>203918241Your neighbours still playing music?
glorious sun behind medark clouds ahead
>>203919012*doxes you and meets you round the next corner throwing my fist and stopping it right in front of your face*
mad how the worst crime a woman can have done to them is to get shagged
LIVERPOOL
lets go arleadyh
mmhmm katy going to work to meet her work husband
im tired
>>203919012Looks grim
>>203919136needs a vape shop and takeaway
manchester
what the hell
>>203919189dire
vape shop and a takeaway
wearing all black todaylook like a security guard
same but im going for a different aesthetic
>>203919205good post
>>203919234>>203919234>>203919234
>>203919249new real
>>203918865Hope they fire you on the spot for running late and you become homeless so you can't provide any paperwork to any future potential employer
