/brit/
thicko brick you little coward runt when are you goiing to explain the "goodness" of logic in a world without the good
>Woman wrongly sent to male prison in Scotland because of ‘masculine features’
so here it is.. the first /brit/
>>203933664capitalism
Smoking again
>>203934068foul
>>203934145shieeed
this is the one
Labour government has a cosy 2000s vibe to it to be honest. Just not convinced by the rage bait rorke has put out so far>THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRE GRANNIES HAVING TO PAY THEIR ENERGY BILL!!Good>B-BUT BUSINESSES WILL LEAVE IF YOU TAX THEM!They always say this and they never do. James Dyson fucked off to Singapore and he regularly says it was the biggest business mistake to leave Britain in his life
stupid sexy knee-high sock slag
yank freak edition, no thank you
>>203934218Put your name on
most landlords are working class
>>203934218Interesting strawman
>>203934236You're fucking off? Thank god
>>203934243Put a wealh tax on any pensioner who owns a home in the south east
there is no reason to own more than one house. houses are to live in, not turned in to some weird asset like in a casino to make money out of nothing
>>203934293nice to come home to after a boring day of toil
>>203934316what about dog houses?
me eyeing up the price of butter these days
just saw a bum full of cuma cum bum if you will
>>203934316Actually holiday homes are very comfy
>>203934336eyes must have grown this big from narrowed veins. from too much butter
>>203934243"no!"
any money made over 30k should be taxed at 100%
rorkes gaff
>>203934236have sex DTFIC
tax womentax immigrants a special immigrant tax
might get myself a fishe super
>>203934370yeah fuck off mate
nth for the baddiedem
>>203934218>They always say this and they never doindeedhttps://www.lse.ac.uk/News/Latest-news-from-LSE/2024/a-January-2024/super-rich-unlikely-to-leave-uk-for-boring-and-culturally-barren-tax-havens
>>203934375fake
went below 14k in my savings it's so over
um
>>203934086It’s been explained. Different types of good. Correct rather than holy. What don’t you get?
>>203934336They want you weak. They want you domesticated. You VILL consume the SNEED oils.
>>203934430what the fuck....
>>203934411alri millionaire
Don't normally care about things like this, but seeing Brits spell sceptical with a K does my nut in
stop sending money to foreigners and we abolish taxation entirely
bins go out tonight
He’s been seething all day ahahahaha
>>203934466
>>203934430What???????
>>203934369Ah yes literally the worst soviet leader
err that's not rod
remember that weird autistic meltdown zoomers had over sneed? what was that all about? it was just a scene in the simpsons from the 90s but they killed it
>>203934460Fuck it. I’m eating the seed oils. Can’t be arsed to fight anymore
>>203934477this language not being phonetically accurate is the problem Even in polish you can spell things out by pronouncing szczszcz but with English you literally need to play a memory game
>>203934567bizarre post to make about a gimmick that has continuously throttled simpsons threads on /tv/ since before zoomers were born
>>203934336tell me about itbloody ridiculous is what it is
can a brotha lay down for a bit?
>>203934535Third best akshully
holy shit that was fast
Rate my team so far on Pokemon Crystal I'm just about to face Bugsy. >Slowpoke>Zubat>Phanpy>Cyndaquil>Ghastly>PoliwagThink I'm keeping Poliwag as a mainstay on my team the rest are going to change but not sure what final form to evolve it too later in the end game.
>>203934610RIPPE-
>>203934632People did not spam it like the zoomers did
Whats the harm. There's more important things to worry about
>>203934567Formerly bane
>>203934726Yes.
500mg of Cyndaquil down the hatch
>>203934726there is no harm. theyre just the same as any of us
>>203934702seems kind of overkill but honestly that scyther is quite strong for the time you face himneed to trade for the toadFUCK gen 2 crobat (why cant he be taught sludge bomb for fucks sakes)
Why does Rorke hate Limmy?
>>203934726Well yes, but how does it affect YOU personally?
>>203934664sure, take a seat on the Louis chaise lounge my nigg and I'll get you some grapes on the vine to feed you while you rest
>>203934702Bro you're playing a children's game that can be beaten with literally just your starter
>>203934702Love poliwhirl me
>>203934800whats wrong with worrying about the health of society?
stopped playing pokemon when I was about 10. Grow up, deary me
>>203934814
i only play man games like call of duty and gears of war
>>203934836
Love my gf’s fat arse so much lads
i only play cave explorer and soggy biscuit
would not be surprised if this creepy weirdo gets Trump's campaign derailed and Harris electedthis is my British perspective
if it's hip, it's here
>>203934068>you catch your Asian gf posting on 4chan what do
>>203934867Haloo hallay halloo hallay
going on a hunt
why isn't it coldit should be cold by now
>>203934876Post a pic
>>203934068Would love to smell her farts.
>>203934883I remember this weird cunt when he used to be on Joe Rogan’s podcast years ago. Incredibly gay voice and unfunny. One of those comedians that literally just got a career by sucking up to Joe Rogan and acting like he is some comedy genius
>>203934218Yeah, none of the decisions have been bad so far. If they bring water and trains back into public ownership they'll have a new voter for life.
what is it tarquins hate so much about foxes
>>203934903global warming innit
cookie dough in the 'dgeratoryes cookie not biscuit
>>203934702>Cyndaquil
haha fuck off ten hag bald fraud
>>203934980Eat all the chickens dont they
>>203935001foxes only eat 1 or 2. the outdoor cats are far worse, which is why we shoot them on sight
>>203934867>>203934898The third and final, painfully-dull painting is the ever popular "The Hunt" -- horses, hounds, and constipated British lords. the banality of evil
>>203934975Yeah lets buy back the companies and take on their debt its just the government
>>203935001arent fox hunt types all a bit too rich to be worrying about chickens
>>203935029Good post Cats destroy nature
>>203935029>foxes only eat 1 or 2Simply not true. If a fox gets into a hen house they go mental and kill them all.>>203935039Dont count your chick
get this transitionary period over and done withwe need a period of nothingness like 1450-1697 or something
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1Tn7qWH9jE
>>203935074Im seething about this post and know that was your plan
Can I indulge in autogynephilia and still be straight Just worried about being a tranny freak
Mad how easily I get triggered If I have any sort of conflict, no matter how small or inconsequential, I will seethe about it for at least an hour afterwardsIs this normal? Or do people who aren't mental just shrug their shoulders and not give a shit at all
thousands of foxes were killed in the "battle of London" which tried to eradicate their presence. the attempts proved wholly ineffective, as everytime you killed a fox it was replaced by two more. by same principle killing foxes that get into your henhouse is just senseless murder - another fox will take their place, as the territory is now open - and the killings will continue until morale improves.>secure>your>chickens
>>203935140I spend pretty much every spare moment wondering about this lol
reading about the Taiping Rebellionabsolutely bonkers
>>203934995I'm in mourning lad, he'll be missed
>>203935032Debt isn't real.
prefer autoerotic asphyxiation myself
>>203935180london?
>>203934702can you trade? get a Politoed if so
>>203935191surely one of the most mad wars ever
Foxes are evolutionary dead ends. They are far less efficient hunters than cats and they don't have the pack hunting abilities of dogs. That's why the only way they survive is off of the garbage of humans. Stupid orange retards.
https://x.com/Mick_O_Keeffe/status/1850838125985104339
>>203935198Ok il tell my mortgage provider
>>203935255
>>203935147That's the thing, either you care and burn energy or blow it off and leave a tinge of resentment for not honouring your true feelings. I dunno which is best but it has turned me into a bit of a misanthrope
>>203935270Need him arrested for that hate crime sharpish
>>203935270leftypol turning a blind eye to this
I'm still confused, do you react let them know you don't like it or ignore hoping they get bored since they don't get a rise out of you?
>>203935293I recognize that foxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obU8sw2A0MA
>>203935294Even if I respond and put my true feelings out I'll still seethe about it because I've been tilted
>>203935287Debt isn't real for governments, it is real for serf plebs.
Any jester man in
>>203935270glad he had enough time to set his phone down in a good place to record the whole thing
bringing back tariffs in place of taxes would be supremely based and trumppilled
>>203935409>it is real for serf plebsBut thats literally me
Sick of hearing about ADHD, autism, BPD and "neurodiverse" cunts in general. Need them all chucked on the compost heap.
>>203935411Werent jesters for the elite not for the masses
>>203935396cute :3
>>203935270should have killed the bastard
>>203935436Well yeah, obviously, so don't worry about things above your pay grade like the government taking on "debt". DO worry about having our critical infrastructure in the hands of people that care more about shareholder profits than actually maintaining a good service for the masses.
>>203935411ktwm in school as an autistic freak I didn't know how to have a conversation or bond with people do I just acted like a massive spastic class clown so I could get byI got a lot of attention and probably avoided a lot of the bullying I should've received, but at the expense of my social development lol
chatgpt, invent time travel
would you bum that
>>203935487I'm actually leading a whole fox thread on wsg lol>>>/wsg/5690257
total fox deathshoot foxes in forestsset up traps and injure foxesset packs of dogs on foxes and rip them to shreds
mad how serial killers choice of drink is a rum and cokethat's my favourite too
>>203935406I understand, it's like you let them get over you
kill foxes for sport and call it an ancient tradition
the internal combustion engine is objectively a superior technology in terms of aesthetics compared to the electric motor
remember when i was 8 i let a hedgehog into the house from the park and my mum went mental
>>203935567I've killed dozens and my favourite drink is the humble premium continental lager straight from the can
>>203935562>>203935588racist
>>203935592Yeah I really worry about what the thing under the bonnet that I can't see 99.9% of the time looks like.
>>203935549
The dominance of football is a bad thing for British sportLooking at rugby league as an example, in its heartland areas the sport is dying on its arse among teenagers because they only give a fuck about football.
would love to go back in time to the dark ages or something and bring all the technology with me to scare the shit out of them. show them videos of blacked on pornhub on the ipad to the local warlord
>>203935503I dont mind it being privatised if there were some actual rules, like not selling off reservoirs and minimum investment, no dividends before debt oh and no foreign ownership.
>>203935605killed many with your unwashed arse scent you bandit
>>203935641wish women could blow a sweet scent out of their arse like that
>>203935549she's -8.9 months you sick fuck
>>203935270Did she cheat on him?
>>203935567that's my go to because I don't know any other drinks
Come in la :)
>>203935562>>203935588hunt tarqs not foxes
>>203935567Very girly drink desu
>>203935592It really isFor something mass produced, the 5.0 Coyote for example is a work of art
>>203935643football is kiked globohomo blue pilled and clown worldrugby is british, based and tradsimple as
still cant believe jeremy clarkson is a remainer
>>203935649That would be fine too I suppose. Just want these cunts kicking to the curb to be honest.
still 5 flaming hours to kill until bedtimegoing mental
>>203935671not some kind of foetus its a worm thing
if I see you adding coke to rum, OR rum to coke, I will give you a very stern peptalk stare at you in disappointment. fucking psychos
>>203935689https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Hardy
>>203935683tarqs are better people than pooroids
>>203935726why not
>>203935733Walk to lidl
so decades of mass immigration did nothing to increase the fertility rate. guess we'll be stopping that then?
shut up dad im not going to the pub to watch your stupid BLUEPILLED CLOWNWORLD POZZED football gameok son :'(
the scran:>3 eggs>8oz chouricomy tummy feels full
not had a single (you) all thread
You're giving free reign to do a musical of your choice without any public backlash or offensive. What's your topic?
>>203935712League is the lifeblood of the northHard hitting, fast paced and you need a huge work rate to be good at it. A forward should expect to make upwards of 25 tackles and 15 carries in a game to have a decent showing, and 40+ tackles isn't unheard of
@203935813and you still haven't
>>203935530Yh I was similar. And now I’m a bitter shut in. Maybe it’s time for this jester to become a little evil…
>>203935830the life of muhammad
>>203935813
just downloaded portal and portal 2
sports are so bloody expensive to watch nowadays
>>203935728I would love a paper to name and shame them or have them infront of a parliamentary select committee, would never happen in usa
>>203935530adam
>>203935830joker 3: the rapenning
you've set off the poortherner now he's going to bang on about his inferior form of rugby for hours. then he'll start calling everybody southern fairies based on what you put on your chips
>>203935810Poor dad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_and_Loeb
any man in that's fatter than what his father was at his age?
>>203935771they're sociopaths
Anybody wanna motherfucking die, come see I.Who me? T-double D nigga
>>203935898northerners are spastics, its a well known fact
>>203935916no. i am taller, slimmer, more muscular, and less bald.
black ops 6 is quite goodno i wont grow up
half the time when I steal a particularly spicy post from /brit/ to post elsewhere on /int/ and farm some (You)s I instead get warned or even banned for being disrespectful to other culturesreckon this place is very lighty policed
The pinnacle of Rugby Union is viewed as the penalty goal. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of penalty goals that can be attempted within 80 minutes. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.Rugby league is OK but I can't deal with all that running and passing. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single penalty goal being kicked! Can you imagine?I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a scrum collapses and repacks six times, followed by a penalty goal, in rugby league. If league wants to compete they need far more of it.Also, there's far too much game time in rugby league. They set up too many plays and go far too long without slowing the game down with penalties, line outs and 4 scrum re-packs. What rugby league need to do is make field goals and penalty goals worth more, so more time is spent standing around watching one guy kick a ball. Did you guys see the latest Durban Pirates vs Roturua Razorbacks game? Six penalty goals to five! The pirates had no answer to the Razorbacks tactics of kicking the ball out then collapsing the scrum.Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in rugby league, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score tries against each other. Yawn.
>>203935982do you reckon do you?
What's your Greggs order?
>>203936018don't eat that shite
>>203935270Based that he did that but cringe that it's getting attention So depressing to see m*grants act in this way, also no real way to determine if it is in fact real or just a Twitter stunt
>>203936017>boys‘
>>203936018poo barm
>>203936018eat shite
https://youtu.be/Bo5ADofUqNEMogs me
big 80s/90s hair needs to come back in fashion for women
Use to hate mayonnaise, but i think that's just because my dad ate it so repulsively that it just put me off it. Cream all around his mouth like he were a toddler at the Vatican, smacking his lips and knife like a mong. Anyone else have a similar kind of experience?
>>203936018i enjoy eating that shite
Oasis cancelling more than 50k tickets sold on re-sale sites loool.
>>2039360184 sausage rollsCouple of cheese and onion pastiesSlice of pizzaBox of Yum YumsA donutMaybe a sandwich as well like chicken and bacon
>>203936018cheese and ham baguette, steak bake and a latteif its before 11am, breakfast baguette with everything and brown sauce
Get in loser. We’re raping the disabled.
SPORTS RANKED BY THEIR INTELLIGENCE: 1. American football2. Basketball3. Soccer4. Baseball4. Karate5. Rugby 6. Golf7. Tennis
>>203936017She's waiting x
Worst thing about RW Twitter is that they do basically nothing but share depressing things about what is happening, engaging in that 24/7 is not only extremely unhealthy but masochistic even
>>203936131Like to order in bulk do you
every genre of music and what they sound likehttps://everynoise.com/
>>203936114to be honest i would kill for something like this, even if it is weird
>>203936086Imagine spending more than £200 on a machine to play games. I'm still using the day 1 release PS4 and I can still easily run modern games like Street Fighter 6 and warzone
>>203936138Jog on queer
>>203936018Greggs is so expensive these days. All of the prices are double what they were a decade ago.
>>203936144in descending order is it?
>>203936086did the vapid whore show off her purchase in order to feel better about her empty life
>>203936180i use my PC for more than just games though
GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVE
>>203936221you can browse 4chan on a cheap phone
>>203936150I feel like leftists do that too. I think Twitter is one of the most malicious social media platforms in that regard. Literally a digital real life Two Minutes Hate. You just log on to get angry and cement and reinforce your political opinions.
>>203936216Nope lol. Seethe more
>>203936180A console is literally just a proprietary underpowered and overpriced pc with ports for your TV
>>203936150If thats how the world is then thats how it is. Much better to be sober about the facts and confront it head on than just lie to yourself and others like commiemong twitter
>>203936258ok and?
>>203936287can't imagine you'd be using that PC for anything else
>>203936258and be a dirty PHONEPOSTER? FUCK OFF
I'm such a nasty compulsive liar lads. They should lock me up and throw away the key.
>>203936314you have a shit imagination then
>>203936275Yeah except its not overpriced though is it? The whole machine will cost about 399 while some singular components on a PC will cost triple that amount. And what for? More pixels? Grow up
>>203936289who reads this shite
>>203936351me
>>203936349The PC gamer will never grow up. He will remain in adolescence his entire life.
who's gonna manage man utd lads
>>203936131>>203936135Sounds excellent
black people are scary, trump said so
>>203936398
>>203936337don't believe you
>They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.The most powerful political speech of the 21st century. never disproven.
>>203936349It is overpriced based on the specs you get The equivalent on a self build would be much cheaper>>203936392I don't play games and haven't for years, defending consoles makes you the manchild
>>203936448All the arguments and shrieking against it were pure cope
>>203936398*waddles into Old Trafford*
>>203936453Haha you think you can spend 200 on a pc and play ps5 games well? Moronic
doing a mopemoping around
>>203934438how are there different types of good
>>203936453Its relative to how expensive it could be. I paid Microsoft £300 for my Xbox Series S, and has worked flawlessly. You paid like £7,000 to play the same games as me, only with a prettier picture. You have been conned here.
>>203936448white colonists?
Is Toby Carvery pretty much just Rorke nandos?
bonkers how many legendaries Heart Gold and Soul Silver hadhttps://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_in-game_event_Pok%C3%A9mon_in_Pok%C3%A9mon_HeartGold_and_SoulSilver
Might become a furry
>>203936588Bonkers how sad you are
getting into playing an instrument and singing is one of the best copes I've ever one, everyone thinks it looks good and it genuinely helps your mood to just sing and drone over sad songs
>>203936565don't know about toby's carvery in particular but i've had carveries before and they're lovely, won't hear a bad word against them
>>203936612what instrument are you having a play at
business idea: Tory Carvery
>>203936624okay well you have absolutely nothing to contribute to the question and just wanted to talk about yourself, thanks for that
free the blacks. all of them
consoles are significantly cheaper than equivalent PCs these days due to economy of scale and subsidiesbut if you factor in the generally higher cost of games and needing an expensive subscription for all of the features, the value proposition isn't quite so good anymore
proto-gf just sent me this
>>203936659You need a good tv though
>>203936631guitar, the shagger's choice
in my burberry in my burberry im gonna look well cool on my burberry
>>203936648Imagine the taste
>>203936659yeah it's not 2011 anymore when you could get a much better PC for a similar priceGPUs are insanely expensive
>>203936711display is irrelevant to cost really since you can use a TV for PC or a monitor for console
right I'm off to wank to japanese nurses with enormous breasts
It is clear. There is only logic.
Mum said I looked very handsome in my new jumper (M&S)
>>203936682how can a man have such child-bearing hips
>>203936526If you think better consoles are just a "prettier picture" why are you playing modern consoles then with updated hardware Would you still play a ps1 if it still had releases in 2024 over the modern alternative? Memes, novelty and nostalgia aside probably not BTW I spent not even $1k on a pc like 15 years ago and it still runs anything I want, not games but programs with ease
>>203936648so they only serve white meat?
someone hat that dude
>>203936730how good are you
building a roster of Pokemon for the Battle Frontier in Emerald ladsKingdraTyranitarSalamenceSwampertDusclopswho else is good? Regice?
stop playing pokemon 190 Get a life
>>203936811Try Havesex
just caught a krabbyheh not too shabby
I like mozarella, butt ass far as it cums 2 bungeholes i kinda sign up for more tasty cheese.If i eat ass, it should at least not taste like soap and smell of shampoo. Bodysmell is highly underrated.Not talking munching her after she had a shit. Rather thinking of her going to work, freshly showered, comming home having a sexytime right out of her workingboots.Same is true for the gym rats.
putting on skin softening cream and wearing lots of jewlerry cause i'm a little poofter xx
>>203936751my ancient 2080 Super still handles everything fine, shit like 4k resolution and ray tracing is just Jewish tricks to make you waste money
>>203934218Late 90s/Early 2000s Britpol was extremely comfy. Think there was a wave of optimism after the millennium, then the excitement of the war on terror
might text her as i feel lonelythen again might not
>>203936895was just saying this down the pub
>>203936751that said, upgrading a PC to match a new console generation is pretty much only going to involve swapping the graphics card and maybe adding memoryplus, PC hardware doesn't depreciate nearly as much as consoles do, or it can be repurposed
>rosterFOY
Love a proper English rose
>>203936905>ancient 2080 SuperHardly ancientI've got a GTX 1660 Super
>>203936912bore of 2016mong mate no one wants to hear it
>>203936941I know it's not really ancient but it's still relatively old
>>203936905If a game doesn't run well on a 2080 it's because the devs are retards who can't optimize for shit. 2080 is still a great card. I just flat out refuse to play games that are badly optimised. Similarly, fuck any game that takes up more than 100 gigs of space. I'm not made of hard drives.
>>203936941ive got a 970
>>203936927this is the PC I built 4 years agohow would you upgrade it today? still using it
>>203936941the 2080 super came out a few months BEFORE the 1660 superthe 1660 super is just a low end card
goyim dyingexciting
>>203936984I hate tech naming conventions.
get it made then
>>203936984done him
The 999 Nosex ultra graphics card
>>2039369124chan didn't even exist yet wtf you on about
>>203937026got mine in SLI
>>203937050>>203937050>>203937050
>>203936180I'm gonna upgrade so I can play games, my 2060 gtx laptop lags on EU4. I suspect my battery is that shite but don't wanna waste £90 to find out. It's 4 years old, reckon it's time to get a gaming desktop>>203936218Nah she shows off her cars instead
>>203936805pretty decent and good enough to play most songs I like, nothing expert level or on the level of live musicians though. seems to be enough for my own enjoyment and for attracting the birds though.
someone make a real new
>>203936755I have a laptop
lol, lmao even
screaming
reminder that all politics belongs on /pol/
what in the fuck
>>203939842>>203939842>>203939842
>>203939826
