inchworm edition>>203966502previous
>>203976579Literally me except i don't look like that
>>203976649well i look like that so i'm glad you're with me in spirit at least
>>203976579looks like my penis XD
>>203976649Do you get on the floor and do that at least?
>>203976579my penis desperately searching for a crumb of coochie
https://skribbl.io/?pCCe3pfNcome play pictionary it's fun
Who should I vote for as a Pakistani American
>>203976689lol
Do you have a bank application on your phone?
Just learned about the Assyrian genocide
>>203976579He hits that wood at the wrong angle, he's gonna impale himself on a splinter
>>203976712Gay and no one got it was canister
>>203976712why did you kick me bitch
>>203976772nope
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steam sale is on dont know which game to ask momberg to get me
>>203976959Fuck.
>>203976030>has sucraloseHell naw. Sure it's technically not real sugar and "0" calories, but it fucks up your thyroid and your body still tries to react to it. I've been drinking pic rel which tastes like water that had berries sitting in it, it's kind of ass but it doesn't have sucralose or aspartame or whatever gay new shit they add.
>>203977025more like assfartame
Oh wait I'm retarded and read the nutrition shit for sanpellegrino 0
Di faggotrininno
>>203976978just pirate
I stick with green tea flavored with lemon
i could make popcorn but i'm thinking just stay hungry
>>203976959>San Pellegrino™My fave sparkling water
I preffer mangonino juicerino with naturaty Di wateriolla from the valleyriolanino De Mariolini pastaroti
>>203977494Based
>>203977500>I have never tried San Pellegrino You can just say it
fortunately, i still live in a white enough area that the tap water is clean and drinkable
>>203977527Ever had one?
>>203977195hell no
fun game guys
>>203976772How did you know???? *claps*
>>203977670Kek that shotgun
>>203977589In southern California they approved recycling waste water into drinking water, so the water coming out of the rap used to be in someone's toilet
what candidate should i support if i'm a single dad who has lost custody of the kids
>>203977589Lies put it under a microscope it's full of raticide and trans hormones>>203977025Truthnuke>>203976978Tell her to get on all fours >>203976801Damn>>203976762The latina fattie>>203976579 They're almost extinct
>>203977641YupThey're ok
>>203977751>raticide and trans hormonesneither of these things could be visible in an optical telescope
Bored
i cant see flags right now
>>203977689the game is so much harder on mobile so i feel bad for people playing that way
>>203977782That happened to me yesterday
tfw maxmoefoe is so cute
>>203977782Good, this is an anonymous fucking website. Fuck flags.
>>203977829I love Chad, need him to top me.
>>203977782i don't see colori'm colorblindand racist
no police officer bf...
tfw no big titty looking for bf gf
one week left
why aren't you waking up at 4 AM everyday to build your company
and getting paid!?
skinwalker bf
Reply to the schizo
>>203977978then i never have to hear about minnesotta again
what are the swing states
shweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiii
>>203978133how about swing SETS
>>203978133what about the polka statesever thought about that
bizarro hours
>>203978214what do you meani don't watch superman and don't care for bizarro
tfw no nz ob/gyn gf
>>203976712Are you playing another?
tfw no 70 year old gf from new zealand
>>203978381maybe in an hour or two, i need to do some stuff firsti just finished my bagel so i am energized and ready
split the cheap chinese pants, remember never to buy from temu or wish it's the kind of thing you only intend to wear for 3-4 months
with long teeth
just kidding
>>203978645horse horse fact: horse women are the leaders of the pack
dogge
how can i train my quick target acquisition and hip fire accuracy?
i will not eat the bugs
Happy T-minus 2 days to Hallowe'en.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a-AK_39xg8
>>203978814happy halloween
Happy Halloweiner
Christ Almighty, Chelsea Clinton is 44
>>203978917Imagine plapping her
>>203978784Dry fire practice>hip fire accuracyIt's a meme, but if you really wanted to it's pretty much just doing it
flavoured water tastes fine actually
>>203978917How about Chelsea Cliton and she has a HUGE clit
Socialism: "you're too stupid to figure out X for yourself so just let the government do it for you" When it's education or healthcare or whatever it can be enticing but the endgame is to eventually control every aspect of your life
>>203978917
>>203978917georgie henley villian arc
I WANT TO TOUCH YOU BUT I'M S-S-S-SCARED
tfw femboys
idk why momberg has vienna sausages in her cupboard when she never uses them in anything
its over buds
>>203979247LOL
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6vYv6hsArA
lain
https://youtu.be/9bD_paZlrG0?si=YZyXxH7ZY7lLI643
Fucking bitch
Much like paradoxslop only trannies like lain
>>203979318Lain goes on femcel walks
lain is cute
I almost liked vienna sausages until I found out they have corn syrup ick
>>203979444me?
based American oil tycoon
i think my computer is broken
>>203979569AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
how do fat people exist? like nigga just don't eat, close your mouth
maxmoefoe...
why does my browser tab keeps crashing when watching youtube
>>203979605Naturally big boned + thyroid condition + I stress eat
I literally do not know how to socialize No amount of coaching or exposure can help me. My mind simply doesn't operate like other people's
>>203979529...sure why not
This isn't Google.
>>203979754time to find an autistic adult help group
>>203979719Big bones just make you 'look' fat. They don't contribute to the calorie surplus
>>203979806I don't even care that much anymore. I embrace that I'm weird. I'm immune to propaganda
>talk to frogposters irl
>>203979754No two peoples brains operate the same. Your (and many others) mistake is assuming there's a proper way to socialize
someone please kill me
Ngl2bh
gonna fap
>>203979882same
>>203979876hmmm?
>>203979849Normie response You're the type of person who probably reposts that "you're not depressed, you're distracted" image
>>203979915What
I don't have an amputee fetish but I've been watching these amputee fetish videos and holy shit they're hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D_9SgqqVcU
need food
>>203979948Can you explain your post? I don't get it.
this is literally Australia island
>be on date>we're talking>the subject of MSG in food comes up>I tell her MSG gives me intense headaches>this girl all of a sudden starts to chew me out about how that's a myth and MSG is a traditional Chinese seasoning and how I needed to do better blah blah blah (she was Chinese but born here)>you can guess it didn't work out with this ghoul
https://youtu.be/ZXdmGADEH-I?si=Akt7hLn6vPm8wAGU
>>203980018She's right
>>203980035brainrot
>Monosodium glutamate (MSG) might not cause headaches or other symptoms of so-called Chinese restaurant syndrome in the general population. Many studies that found a biological effect were done on rats or other lab animals, or used unusually large doses of MSG, and these can't necessarily be extrapolated to humans. There is also little evidence it impacts body weight.[745]
>>203979921>normie responseThinking you're somehow the only one that finds socializing weird and strange is the normiest shit itt. You're so normie you don't even know what normie is.
I read that as metal gear solid. Snake eater did give me headaches
If I had the money my room would be filled with plastic junk
>>203980018But she's right. You probably think gluten makes you gassy too
tfw no lefist bf
>MSG>Metal Solid Gear
Yes and
>>203978133lemme see yo hips SWING
metal sear golid
>>203979605With the rare thyroid/diabeetus reason, I think they're mostly just stupid. I know for a fact they're not lazy because I'm lazy and I don't go out to eat or to the store as much as fat people I know. Other than that, buying too much food and buying unhealthy food is a stupid person problem. Height also makes a difference though.
diabeetus
I'm sleepy but I still have to study fuck my life
>>203980203What are you studying?
>>203980203this nigga still in school
>>203980018next time you need to sit your mayo ass down and listen
I want to marry the girl who works at Barnes & noble
>scientists be like: UHm ThIS commonly easily repeatable phenomenon totally can't be sCienTziFicaLLy proven
>>203980219Math for my ged test
>>203980271pSyChOlOgY iS thE OpPoSiTe oF tHaT
>>203980275This nigga doesn't have his high school diploma.
>>203980275You going to take all subjects at once or one at a time
shrimple as that
>>203980298nothing gets past you
>>203980298That piece of paper don't mean shit in the real world little boy
tfw no insane asylum goth gf
>>203980333I've been taking it one at a time math is my last subject because I hate it the most
>>203980345Retard
>>203980369Seems wise. I'd do it that way because I hate math as well
>>203980275Kind of math specifically?
Do you put ice cubes in your kimchi noodle, /cum/?
>>203980448no
>>203980438Algebra and Geometry
>>203980397It matters but not as much as you'd think. Nowhere near as much as you'd think
>>203980448Kimchi is literally just pickled cabbage. That's it, like people think Korean cuisine is something special
it'ssofuckinghopeless
>>203980495Does it make sense?
>>203980571wish to try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKb8UAdfSn8gemmy
I want the Barnes & noble gf. How do I meet women at 29?
>>203980661What a strange question
all i do is winwinwin no matter what
>>203980571it has spices in it
How do I convince momberg to buy me a 3 foot plushie
I fail at literally everything I do.
>>203980859:(
i failed at convincing women they should have sex with me
>>203980859try giving up on all of your goals, this will surely fail as well and your life will turn around
>>203980899:)
4chanbros...
gen cummers
>>203980976More than half those users are bots
I just ate bowl noodle with coffee and now I gotta take a shit!!!!!!
gn
>>203981036and more than half those bots are operating out of langley air force base
>>203981066Meds
*doesn't declare "Uno"*
>>203981374deserved
What if Diddy was a Project Monarch operator.
What should I put on my butternut squash noodles?
>>203981398I can't keep track of all the dumb chuddy conspiracy theories anymore. Sure he was whatever that is
cum con sex
>>203981476don't like how all conspiracy theories are considered political now. i'm just a regular weirdo, i swear! now, see how paul looks different in this picture...
>>203976579How long is this worm? I can't figure it out
im the kind of niBBa who goes to japan just to go to an authentic english pub
>>203981433BrosThis is a very important question I am a cooking noobThey are just frozen microwavableDo you think they would go well with English mustard?
>>203981476Project Monarch's purpose is to induce heightened and prolonged states of extreme pain, stress, and anxiety in individuals susceptible to dissociative breaks with reality (read: small children). The goal is to implant triggers in a child's mind via extreme abuse.
>>203976579I smilpy lvoe how Elnisgh rdaeres can cmeponrehd any wrod if you siwtch all epecxt the frsit and lsat ltetres in wrdos.
It is so antisemitic that the United States criticizes Israel for fighting for her survival at every turn. The only way the United States can learn is if the Jewish people boycott the United States. The Jewish people must leave the United States and pull out of their media, economy, real estate, and government until they learn their lesson.
>>203981639How do you know about this?
>>203981130woops, i remembered the wrong air force base.do i need to tell you that eiglin AFB does not have over 100k people living there, and that the users are astroturf bots? http://web.archive.org/web/20140515224437/http://www.redditblog.com/2013/05/get-ready-for-global-reddit-meetup-day.html
Does anyone have the old 4chan meme of the guy who's fetish is women contemplating dog knees?
>>203981675Sounds like a variation of the reptilian adrenocrome baby sacrifice shit that you can find in many schizo sites and yt channels
The CIA could issue an official statement saying that they hate Americans and want to make everyone's lives worse, and 90% of NPC normies would still call you a conspiracy theorist for pointing it out
Girl wearing ushanka in public? Autism. 100% autism, that girl has the tism. Hope this helps
>>203981675I've done a fair bit of reading on the subject. Satanists rape and torture children, and expose them to extremely deprived and harrowing situations with the goal of inducing dissociative identity disorder. Sexual trafficking plays a big part. The child usually does not remember any of this until they are an adult. This is all under the purview of Project MKULTRA.
>>203981730I think he's mentally ill>>203981761I'm seeing some extraordinary claims without extraordinary evidence
>>203981743I never liked Ushanka, she's very chubby and a cunt
>>203981374Btfo the fuck out
Any Russian posting on 4chan is either disabled or too cowardly to fight for their country.
>>203981788Haven't you ever heard about the Marc Dutroux case out of Belgium? Or the Finders cult?
>>203981831No
anyone who would fight for their "country" is cuckedanyone who would fight for their nation is male
hello
Emma Stone is ugly and untalented
>>203981829Do what? Have butts? Yeah, I'd say roughly 99% of women have butts. The exceptions being very disabled ones.
I just learned that about 50% of Canadians carry credit card debt for at least two months and about a 20% of Canadians are over 80% of their credit card limit. Every other person around here is apparently a financial retard.
>>203981870if i looked like a mid, jewish actress, i would look like this
thinking about marathoning the harry potter movies
>>203981900She's not even jewish, she's just naturally ugly
>>203981839Homework assignment number one: listen to this>https://monster-podcast.com/lemonstre/It's legitimately an engrossing true crime story, like, this podcast is really great. I was surprised I had never heard about it before since I've been a true crime fan since I was a kid. And since Hallowe'en is almost upon us, Le Monstre is perfect to listen to. It's really scary at parts too so it's perfect for this time of year.
Just learned 99% of women havs butts... errrm... what the shallot
Bros if you eat a ton of blueberries it makes your poo smell wild
>>203981955
>>203981984no, source 2
>>203981932unlucky
>>203981945>It's legitimately an engrossing true crime storyum, sweety, /cum/ is a male only general.
>>203981984Anonymous image boards
>>203981945i'll check this out thanks
>>203981792I just want to be wrapped in tsuchan's warmy sticky tongue
>there are still people who don't believe our elites are satanic pedophiles And I bet you believe 90% of celebrities are socialists because you genuinely think they care about the average persons well being
Trump is out here sending messages to the “Coptic community”This election is weird
>>203982070I believe the second part, because there is recurring epstein moments. The satanism part is just nonsense. Satanism is a meme on the same level as pastafarianism with the same goal of triggering evangelicals.
>>203982029>>203982049If you want a spooky and epic true crime story, it's perfect. Also read about the recent developments in the Madeleine McCann case – the police think they identified her abductor who was a career criminal and sex offender engaged in sex trafficking.>>203982070They are satanic pedophiles.
Anyone got a good blogspot link or low-res infographic that drops some truth on project monarch satanist CIA psyops
>>203982108Satanism isn't a bunch of people dressed in black worshiping a goat. Most satanists don't believe in Satan Also They're the baby killing side, so they're satanic by definition. Bush was satanic too when he destroyed Iraq
>>203976579cum
what should I do on Halloween
>>203981984SOURCE? I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!
>>203982207 eat children
>>203982207come over to my house and brew potions with me
>>203982207>>203982186cum
>>203982272What kind of potions?
>>203982224no!>>203982272Im up for that>>203982273maybe at the end of the night
>>203982293cum potions
>when he destroyed iraqMust have missed the part where that happened
Should I go to the dispensary for more tincture
I was born in December of 1999
>>203982293i was going to only make silly potions like stuff that makes your hair longer or stuff that makes plants grow instantly i'm an ethical witch but i will be making a peach cobbler which is kind of the main draw i think with some homemade vanilla ice cream
>>203982312You probably weren't born yet >>203982346Ok so
>>203981637>>203981433GuysPleaseWHAT SHOULD I PUT ON MY BUTTERNUT SQUASH NOODLESI need guidance
>>203982354Are you a female witch or Brian
>>203982357Yes I was lol
>>203982384cum
>>203982384alfredo sauce and pan-friend sausage and green onions
>>203982354sounds like fun I wanna go....
>>203982354How do you make homemade ice cream?
>THE KAFFIR BUSH DESTROYED IRAQ BISMULLAH>Abdul Latif Rashid DOES NOT EXIST>THE 2022 IRAQI ELECTION DID NOT OCCUR>THOSE 50 MILLION IRAQIS ARE NOT REAL
>>203982396How could you have been born if you're denying what I'm referencing
Damn this one schizo needed just one (1) reply to start shizoing the whole thread.Sorry about that.
Is going to japan worth it?
>>203982431y2k and frutiger aero boomers really spent that whole decade crying over sandurkelkin
>>203982431Are you denying that the death of Saddam resulted in the destabilizion of Iraq
help
>>203982207I'm gonna get really drunk with some buddies.
>>203982458If you have the money and you are interested, of course it's worth it. I haven't been, but I'd say that about any country with a rich history and deep culture. I want to go to Japan and visit one of those fast food curry places
>>203981792>>203982065Real men like Mina.
>>203982388i am not brian >>203982415you take some heavy cream, milk, sugar, a little bit of salt and vanilla extract and mix it together, chill it in the fridge for a few hours and then it has to churn in an ice cream maker, mine makes 6 quartsyou add ice and either rock salt or coarse kosher salt to the outside of the churn so it gets really really cold, and you let it spin for awhile until it gets to the consistency of soft serve and it's readyi like coarse kosher salt for the outside of the churn more than rock salt because it chills the container more easily i feel like because it covers more area than the rock salt does because it's smaller and doesn't leave gaps of air
Mama mia I shredded too much Parmesan
i want it i want it i want it i want it i want it he would look so good sitting in my bed and protecting me as i sleep
Whenever I'm feeling down, I just remember I'm none of you and feel much better about myself.
I'M /CUM/ING SO HARD RN
>>203982573You wouldn't last 30 seconds in my world
>>203982563Wait a minute you're not DiStefano
>>203982564he's kind of scary how much is he
This man's death injected more money into POC communities than the government or Elon Musk ever could.
>>203982577me on the right
Accidentally left the stove on last night woopsie
>>203982628Bitch made, I could support a cop on my neck for at least an hour.
>>203982614$70 but only because he is 3 feet tall
went through another bag of mice poison and they still keep coming. im going insane
I am the lantern that lights the way and leads cum out of the darkness
>>203982667How? Just get some glue traps
>>203982659Why not get a cheaper one that's smaller?
>>203982659save up a little money and buy him anon
>>203982667>im going insanestop eating the mouse poison
>>203982628It had been happening yearly since 2016. Floyd's death exploded because he had the most stereotypical african american look ever, and derek chauvin looked so nonchalant sitting there with his hands in his pockets and that dumpy baggy uniform, looking up open mouthed at the camera.
>>203982674i have a shit ton of glue traps. they start avoiding it after one gets caught
>>203982673You must be another veteran of the Zazueta War
>>203982633Are you reporting this information from HELL?
>>203982667You need to remove their food source or use better poison
>>203981868Me on the right
>>203982675i dont want a smaller one >>203982678its the only way
>>203982458it's the only solutionthere simply aren't any host clubs here to work at
>>203982332I need you guys to make my decisions for me please
>>203982659>>203982703In 5 years, will you still be happy that you own this plushie? Will this video game still be that special to you?
>>203982697is the tomcat green cubes good
>>203982700yeah that's me talking to you about making ice cream and you listening intently
>pay girls to blue ball you
>>203982718perhaps
>>203982724Wait are you spinster? Are you a witch?
>>203982729Maybe ask for it for Christmas?
>>203982719I don't know I used some shit from canadian tire, seemed to work, but you should find what those mice are eating
>>203982740brian is the witch though
>>203982628And what did they do with that money? Did anything improve?
>>203982758the only thing i see them eating is the poison. feels like im just giving them free food
>>203982770>>203982770>>203982770>>203982740why do you think you are a frog you were turned into one, by me . it's temporary though so don't worry i have some little bugs for you to eat and stuff
>>203982753the more i think about it i would probably be embarrassed having this giant plushie in my room
>>203982760But aren't you >>203982561It's ok I won't judge you if you're a witch, I just think it's interesting
>>203982798If it's not working, that poison could be feeding them
>>203982809kek i didnt even notice other people talking about brian