violence edition >>203982770previous
>>203985008i fucking hate cats
>>203984998yes. in fact, i was pulled over by a cop who was breaking the law to entrap people last year and that's when i formulated this idea
>>203985008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_v0Hb1wSUA
>>203985015
Anonymous why did you ask about my alarm
When I become President, every /cum/poster will be given a free pony.
One of the tenets of the American civic religion is to routinely call this country the greatest on earth, even though it's like 30th at best.
slorp slorp slorp slorp
>>203985023real
good night
>>203985037i have one of these that looks just like that on my thigh right now my cat jumped in my lap aggressively and i wasn't wearing any pants and it looks awful
What did our dear /int/ advertisers mean by this?
>>203985040already used my covid stimulus to buy a pony
>>203985033no reason
if the usa were ethnically homogeneous, it would easily be the #1 country on earth by a humongous margin.
>>203985040thank you pony president>>203985066good night
>>203985075gaijin go home!
big pendulous breasts
pewdiepie
>>203985041Again I'm convinced you don't actually go outside or talk to people. While some people are like that, the overwhelming majority arent
I don't like video game remakes because in my mind all the characters were japanese
big breastssmall breastsperky breastspancake breastswide setnarrow setbig nipplessmall nipplesinnies outiesi love them all. I LOVE BOOBIES!
>>203985088*drools*
>>203985040can i return mine for a rebate? worried i wouldn't take good enough care of a pony.
>>203985074Oh okay
>>203985124i dont like dogs either
>>203985090>AgainThis is my first interaction with you, and my first post all week.If this is how you normally are, then you frequently behave like a mean person.
>>203985124It's so funny that cat owners don't know they smell like shit
pineapple is the salmon of the tree
>>203985146is this real
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
cat thread
>>203985178are you a femboy
Going to buy some pineapple instead of watermelon tomorrow if i remember to
My dog's not even 7 months and she already smells like fish all the time.
>>203985193he is
>>203985193What the fuck did you just fucking say to me?
Have you ever notice that fag and gay are close on the keyboard
I spent the whole night waiting for the great pumpkin when I could've been playing trick or treat!
>>203985146lol
>>203985183All critters and lil guys are welcome
>>203985196i just had a can of it laying around and no food in it was left for so long because some cans have full pineapple rings in them but this was chunks>>203985214are you a cute femboy and want to go live in a closet or under my bed
>>203985196me on the bottom right
>>203985230I'm going to fucking kill you in real life you gay bitch
The plot thickens...
mm pineapple
>>203985230I usually buy fresh diced watermelon evrry day with a prime after the gym but tomorrow pineapple your posting about it has made me want some
anyone else feel like cumala gonna win
>>203985169Classified military tech
>>203985223bun takeover >>203985257ooo okay
>>203985248:( new Canada dont b so mean>>203985252goodnight to you kindanon
I am going to win big in november because i am going to be happy
i'm so starved for love and affection that i watch the intros to different RP pornos just for the flirting
>>203985068>i wasn't wearing any pantsoh dear
>>203985277i hope that i do too
>>203985266Holy fuck hes shredding
>>203985218You're an adult. You should be spending Halloween* at a mixed-company party and ending the night having heterosexual sex. *Technically the weekend before Halloween, and maybe the one after.
>>203985294Where did you get that picture of me???
>>203985295he was a skater boy
dont care for animal pics
>>203985321Dont care for u
>>203985321Based
>>203985316what three wishes would /cum/ choose from the cat genie?
>>203985321
>>203985351LoveJoyKindnessBitches
>>203985351Become the richest person in the world.Become invisible.Everyone else dies.
why am i so horny all the time
!!!
>>203985321this
>>203985362Would.
>>203985351
Portland. Home.
>>203985416Pictueresque
>>203985321stupid RETARD
>>203985362OK this one is funny
>>203985351wisdombraveryhealth without necessitates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXc4AXAm7l0
>>203985154It's your first interaction but I've seen multiple of your posts, hence "again"
>>203985333This cat is taxidermied
>shovels in le ground connecting Nigeria, Botswana and the Congo with highspeed trains >my cuntry is still discussing the same rail plan from 1982
>>203985418>>203985381casino anonnnnnnnnnn. how's it going? how's mejico?
>>203985351pull anyone suffering out of itget that guy his plush toyone bag of peanut m&m's for me
>>203985435we got him
"How you get so much favor on your side?""Accept Him as your Lord and Savior, " I repliedThou shalt love thy neighbor, not divideI'ma ride, that's on GodHis light shine the brightest in the darkSingle mothers know they got my heartAnd all my brothers locked up on the yardYou can still be anything you wanna be
what a shit thread, its just cat pics
>>203985474He had so much grape drink that it made him purple
post meximutts instead
>>203985474Good album big enjoyI went to the imax movie thing itbwas rad rhat version of street lights was haunting
Do Americans really?
>>203985445REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Nigger has HSR before mewe cant afford it
>>203985445what the hell is he doingdoes he have money
>>203985018>breaking the law to entrap peopleYou got pulled over by an undercover cruiser for speeding and so you've made it your life's mission to extol the sins of the dystopian police state we live in
>>203985519Doesnt he work for google or nasa or something
>>203985528he left google japan
>>203985475R U BLIND?
>>203985524no, i got pulled over for speeding in a school zone when the police sabotaged the school zone sign and lights. i got off without paying a ticket because the guy before me in the courtroom brought in a fuck ton of evidence supporting this conclusion, and the judge let me go
>>203985491Probably happens in the economic zone formerly known as Canada now LOL
>>203985559i see both but i first saw a face.
>>203985559kek
If you hate animals youre just evil in thr heart sorry
>>203985554Lmao I was kidding but I was nearly right.
>>203985560would
why do urkel and jeets hate animals?
This is what North America is all about
>>203985499my dad would grill pbj sammys, pretty good
>>203985587https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences
https://youtu.be/OX8GYHSg81Q?si=jhmIYunQWs7OXpUvMan seeing this in imax was so powerful Wish it would get re released
>>203985581the only part you got right was that i was pulled over, which i told you at the beginning
>>203985499it's not terribly strange, if you think about it. kind of a grilled cheese put together with a fruit-cheese plate.
>>203985596VGH i wish i had a diverse array of lil guys like thatInstead i just hsve like 6 cats i feed
Gotta make it, 'cause if not I'm a failure, my wallet AzaleaAnd my brother still moving, ain't no shit I can tell himTrying keep him out of trouble, but the cops is wildingAnd it's nice to have a felon when the boys get violentThe Mexicans tried to jump me at the clubFunny thing was I thought they were stepping to show me loveGrandma's couch, my biggest fear, and fantasyWhen I ain't in her arms all I'm making is enemies
>>203985587low iq
>>203985604lol
>>203985587whats an urkel
>>203985598Have you ever had pistachio butter? Best nut butter (and best PB)https://www.loveandoliveoil.com/2023/08/homemade-pistachio-butter.html
>>203985587they dont you just made that up
>>203985658a blapipo>>203985668just because i made it up, that doesn't mean it isn't true.
>>203985596https://youtu.be/9EYZnSXEla0
>>203985658N
>>203985661Almond butter is thr best nutte butte tho
>>203985676why are they called that
>>203985662very cute
>>203985676it do
>>203985685urkel was a character in a tv show, who was black
>>203985685Steve urkel nigga
>>203985613I said you got pulled over for speeding. I don't know how those lights work in chicago, but around here the signs just say "when children are present" and the lights just give you a hint. What evidence was presented?
>>203985668Hey Siri pull up FBI animal abuse crime stats by race
>>203985706there are supposed to be lights and signs, but the lights were disabled and the signs turned the wrong way on the street posts
>>203985712red herring
>>203985706>>203985723oh, and the evidence was verified by a current state traffic engineer (not the other guy pulled over)
>>203985631Be careful what you wish forhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/10/08/raccoons-swarm-washington-home-video/75570742007/
Added a cool Saiyan faction to RimWorld
>>203985760woman moment (or woment for short)
Zamn
>>20398579780 average IQ
>>203985596me on the lefti've been having like 6 raccoons in the front yard almost every night they love my house i lock the trash cans though
>>203985815you should trap them and turn them into hats
>>203985760https://youtube.com/c/JamesBlackwoodRaccoonWhisperer
>>203985815A raccoon got after my chickens so I set up a trap for it. He's already got two of them over the last 6 months. I know it's the same one because I've seen him a few times and he always uses the same entrances to my yard
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
*chuckles as you step up to the pool table, dubious of your skill*"the name's 'Small Willy'. what's yours, kid?"
>>203985797kind of a dumb question though
>>203985815NiceThe opossum came by my window again last night. He only stopped for a couple minutes of grooming this time before continuing on his merry way. Then an hour later he passed by again!
i would feel exactly the same because i didn't have breakfast this morning
>>203985832Not him of course but I was wondering when this would happen to him. Seems like it was a freak accident. Juvenile males will sometimes form gangs, and if a group of coons have found a good source of food, they'll take it over
>>203985829i would never i love cooners>>203985847that stinks but you gotta protect your chikies
>>203985829davy crockett ahhh nibba
>>203985869tell maximilian i said hi next time you see him since you let me name him
>>203985879are you the poster formerly known as placer county california, the poster who went to italy for 6 months and made no friends, the poster who got fired from his job as a substitute high school teacher, the pathetic loser?
>>203985896Will do!I forgot that we named him, I was under the influence of Marijuana during that discussion
>>203985797
>>203985898yo dumbass nibba tha fuck u talmbout
>>203985898>fired from his job as a substitute teacherKek I didn't hear about this, quick rundown?
>>203985876I got outside just as he got his mit on one the other night. He freaked out so she got away, luckily with only some missing feathers. I gave him a good wack with a broomstick but he came back 3 times that night
>>203985912same but im like an elephant i don’t forget this is my special talent
>>203985928he didn't admit to any cause, but he was unemployed for an extended period before starting work as a sandwich artisan at some slopshop i forgot the name of
>>203985866It’s a pretty basic legal concept that they use as a qualifier question to get on a juryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackstone%27s_ratio
>>203985932thank you for trapping him and relocating him instead of just shooting himyou’re a good man
i've been posting here for many years and im not sure who placer is
>>203985853I never eat breakfast so sirry
*traps and relocates Brian to a non-/cum/ country*
Its real critter hours
>>203985960The Mexican that always fedoraquotes you when you talk about marijewana
>>203985967
>>203985948Ya I really wanted to just shoot him though ngl... hurt my fuckin chickums
Love u /cum/maniacs i missed you guys my 3 day suckedIts eepy time tho gn /cum/mersGonna finish this kanye music film thing and pass out
>>203985978that's it? that's his one gimmick
>>203985982same
>>203985988good night>>203985980cool hat dude
>>203985978Thought placer was white
>>203985960It's a relic from when more of us used extra flags.
>>203985960then you haven't been posting here many years
They fully need to do away with reddit flags.Anonymous website.
here I go againdrinking againand you can't do a thing to stop me,no, can't do a thing to stop me
>>203986011since like 2019 i think
>>203986011That Italy trip was a long time ago. Your perception of time is flawed.
Final kitter
>>203986001
>>203986038I've had 4 beers and made it to the door of my car and decided not to get any more tonight. I am done drinking alone once the day the event that may not be referenced is decided. Might go to AA maybe i can bang some milfs
I have a fetish for women with big meaty pussy lips
>>203986054where did you find this picture of me and my cat sleeping
>>203986089AA really shoves the idea of a higher power down your throat. I mean it's their whole thing, part of their strategy and all that. Seems to work for them at least
>>203986089instead of recanting you should listen to this and get your freak awnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMP9hbc29DY
>>203986114>>203986089Kek watch the south park episode
>>203986094Me too I'm tired of virgin incels associating them with promiscuity. Some women just have meaty flaps and they feel good on your cock.
How about 4chanoholics Anonymous and you post to this website anonymously
>FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
>>203986162What’s he doing behind the blur?
>>203985942if white, the firstif black, the second
>>203986162literally me
>>203986174he's trying to heil funny mustache man
the song I posted is actually a checklist of some of the things I like in music - marimbas, surf guitar and crooning!
>>203986141It's borne of a misconception of how much labia naturally vary. Protip: they vary as much from person to person as cock and balls, and it has nothing to do with promiscuity of course
i'll be dead soon
>>203986206Gratz or sorry to hear that
>>203986149I'm 17 years anonymous. I get my wizard hat at the next meeting
i’m exhausted crashing hard right now
>>203986206oh, death :(
Stock picks for tomorrow? Me? Microsoft
senator im singaporean
drinking milk
I can fast 48 hours no problem but even still it takes me so much me so much more to be "full" when I eat. Could probably be a competition eater with my appetite.
the solo guitar spot of that doomed junkie guitarist of Chris Isaak's in Wicked Game is so spot on, so mid 60s jangly, so prehendrixian, so economic and tasteful. A true building block of American folk musical expression.
>>203986286I'm a whole milk man myself but sometimes I get the lactaid brand for a little spice in my life
>>203986242>>203986242Meta to 618 book it
>>203985008That cat has very big pupils. Hopefully the person who took the photo learned what that means I need sex. The girl at Barnes & noble has big breasts.
>>203986286Not natural for humans to drink cows milk also it's completely unnecessary. The fact you're able to digest it is actually a mutation in your genes or w/e it's not normal
ive got 20 (you)s
>>203986309>abnormaluhhh based?
>>203986309>Not natural Doesn't mean it's bad >Completely out unnecessary Protein and calcium intake is necessary >The fact you're able to digest it is actually a mutation in your genes or w/e it's not normalOk and
>>203986324>drinking cows milk
hmm
>>203986344why is it disgusting?
>>203986286enjoy buddy
Can a Canadian explain to me what the NDP is? I was visiting Vancouver and walking around the college there and they were talking about "Holding Trump responsible".Who are these jokers? What makes them think they have any power over American politics?
>>203986303lactose intolerant?
My uncle José got arrested for sexual abuse again
>>203986374casino anon!
I drink goat milk. It tastes like melted ice cream or something
>>203986384You should tell him to stop touching you
unburdened by what has been
>>203986385Hola
>>203986206Samet. has gallstones
>>203986351>Shock and grief as boy, 11, dies and four children injured after car crashes through Melbourne school fence
>>203986386i could never eat goat cheese it just tastes funky to me
>>203986417how's it going? how was your flight? and most important, how's teddy?
Just found out white potatoes have nicotine in them
>>203986344>drinking rotted grains
>>203986395But I like it
I'm Dracula
I'm hungry
>>203986433huh?>>203986434i love french brie
>>203986454do you actually wear a cape, or is that just a rumor?
>>203986354
>>203986460Sorry misread that as what's disgusting
Why are there no cummers from new york
>>203986370Nope, I just like the taste. You see, lactaid and many other lactose free milks are made so by adding the enzyme that would or should be in your gut to digest the lactose. It converts the lactose into a sugar, so when they add it to the milk before it's in your tum tum it gives it a slightly sweet and creamy taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGkhPx529g
>>203986483okay. now answer the question >>203986351
>>203986488Too busy getting stabbed on the subway
>>203986444The flight was pretty good, this time instead of a 5-hour flight I had two, two and a half hour flights. He's cool, just in town for the Day of the Dead festival then out to the jungle
>>203986527nice. enjoy your stay and dont forget to post pics. lastly, please give him hugs and kisses from me.
Okay screw speech to text Donkey
>>203986434Goat cheese is fantastic you're missing out
>>203986527i love teddy so much
>>203985916lmao
>>203986544it has been like 5 years since i’ve had any tomorrow is grocery day maybe i’ll pick up a little bit maybe my taste buds have matured a little bit in that time
>>203986508Whole milk and 2% milk, in particular, are high in saturated fat. Consuming a lot of saturated fat leads to more plaque (cholesterol and fat) building up in the lining of your arteries, which makes it harder for blood to flow through your body. This increases your risk of heart disease.
>>203986181So true…
>>203986540No problem, he's laying on my chest now >>203986552I'm sure he would let you hug him
How do people make ai stuff with celebrities? Do you have to pay or there's some sort of loophole they exploit?
>>203986510could be worse
>>203986573This post is the opposite of true btw
>>203986477I do.Also I'm watching Dracula (1931) and saw this dude
i said exact change only
>>203986384https://youtu.be/l2eZhtS11D4
>>203986594i look like that
>>203986594whoa 1930s possum..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86kPjLvo86M
>>203986569If you get something with herbs in it, it may help with the musky smell and taste. I've had this stuff before and it's pretty good as far as what you can get at the supermarket
>>203986666>>203986666
Thanks for the pics anon, very lovely
>>203986666
>>203986585there's a lot of free ones
>>203986635i’ll look for something like that publix has a good cheese selection not as good as whole foods though but publix is closer to my house
>>203986599I laugh my ass off everytime I watch this. Thank god it isn't very often.
Is Google down for anyone else? Wtf
>>203986594https://youtu.be/Yy9h2q_dr9k?si=DyDKrPqf3uGMiL-h
>>203986677Works on machine (s24u)
>>203986680I posted the lyrics to this song one time here and someone screenshotted the wikipedia page of Bella Lugosi and was like "uh... yeah he is"
Home?I have no home
Ge
>>203986680UNDEADUNDEADUNDEAD!
>>203986705
>>203986698that’s u done
>>203986740Dam you beat me to it
omdssss
>>203986752this number of theirs shouldn't be slept on either, it's the closest music has ever gotten to the spirit of Hellraiser that I know ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GFnjLnLNwI
*nervously glances at post count and then pretends to have been looking at the ad*
>i know, lets cram in together with 600 other people on this small 50m-long ramp, it will be fun! what was wrong with those gooks >a quarter of them died
>Long Island man vacationing in Bermuda drowns while saving child in ocean
>>203986800this bit sucks
>>203986797>reverse image search with Google>Google still not working>reverse image search with Yandex>works>try to open Wikipedia link>Wikipedia not workingOk is there a cyberattack going on or something lol
>>203986818yeah they're fucking up canada only
>>203986831big if tru
>>203986875>>203986875>>203986875
last
real last
it won't be fast until the last
heh
