jack frost edition
Alri lads
>>203986532how he get so flat
>>203986537they do it on purposein order to slide under the doorthey're coming right nowquickget the draft excluder
>>203986537Got hit with a big wooden mallet
Just wanted to apologize for posting images of the victim of the sandy hook massacre and their family. If anyone has any questions about that topic feel free to ama
I watch one mead video and now my recommended is full of mead
80 mins of sleep left
>>203986549I bought a bottle of mead once at total wine and more and it was too sweet so I diluted it with some cold fizzy water (I think it was lime flavored? or maybe lemon) and that was much better
>>203986572Yeah I want to try a bottle too, I've got a small list of booze I want to get around to trying.
>>203986639dont see the appeal in this character at all maybe because ive been around gross latinas all my life
>>203986652i think it's a manga for daydreaming nonces. like the cosplay tho
What do you reckon lads?
>>203986716Cba
I had a little glass of mead when it was in an air bnb i stayed in
>>203986731...what did you do?
>>203986649I want to try dubonnet with gin like the queen drank (may she rest in peace)and I want to try retsina from greece and green walnut wine from france too
Odds i roll a blunts i sit here and vape and make fun you
lmao
>>203986775
JK Rowling throwing in some Hermione using a toilet fan service.
i ran around with a wand of my owni got bamboozled by an english womanFOR YEARS
>>203986747that's more advanced tastes than me, I want to try stuff like blueberry wine or absinthe because I saw it in Eurotrip
Alright guys? Up for toil. Having some apricot wheats and a coffee.
This thread is his life.
Thinking about Shrek And logically, the Dragons clit must be bigger and longer than Donkeys penis, given their respective sizesThe implications of this are grim
It's a short shift today so should be back in bed before I know it.
>>203986888Alri
>>203986855I tried absinthe once it was alrightanise isn't my favorite flavor but in cold water with sugar on a hot summer night it was nice and refreshing it almost had a minty quality
What do you think about the East Africa Federation?I've made this summary of the key info
I can feel my heart pumping It's struggling hard given my diet and lack of sleep
>>203986964do your own fucking book report
>>203987004I thought people on /int/ would be interested in an international topic
All the colonies are here
>ZAPATA, Tex. (KGNS) - A tragic accident in Zapata County over the weekend took the life of a 5-year-old child after a bouncy house was lifted by a gust of wind.
kersplat
Who else here /PokémonTCGPocket/?Got some nice pulls here
Need to get dressed for toil very soon.
>>203987094Poormans mtg
>>203987094i stopped playing pokemon over 20 years agohow the fuck is it still a thing? its literally just a form of addiction and shameless moneygrubbing for autists and people with OCD, catch this BRAND NEW pokemon we keep pulling out of our arse and theres nothing else to it bizzare
>>203987177The app is free. Just a bit of fun.>>203987156I like Yu-Gi-Oh as a card game more than the Pokémon TCG but it's fun to collect cards
>>203987177Funny thing it will probably be around longer than you
poopy mom?
Poke E Mon or Pokahmahn? There's only 1 correct answer, tick tock tick tock
Really strange to me how comfortable people have become on Twitter and other places making remarks about "white people." Where I grew up you could joke a little once in a while about other races but that was it. Anyone who habitually remarked on race stuff, we'd think you were either a little crazy/disabled
Poke E Mon is the answer. Poke-E-Mon.
Ash Ketchum from Pokemon. Remember him? God I wanted to be him and live in that world so bad. Remember?
gowallaneegulaligadur
Or do you remember Halo? God, I wish I could live on that thing and drive a warthog.
>>203986742I drank it
Here's a real question. Serious one. Could you guys climb the rope in gym class?
>>203986514They are making me go to therapy for self harm and depressive episodes
>>203987280>>203987300>>203987326>>203987363all the same guy
>>203987410They are but only got 2 (You)s there
>get invited to a friend's discord>say hi and settle in alright imo>few days later, try to join in the conversation with people I don't know, get involved>everyone just ignores me and talks around my posts to each other>leave it a few hours>decide maybe I should post a meme to break the ice>no response>couple hours later, someone else posts the exact same meme>they instantly get a dozen replies on how funny it is>decide to leave since I can tell they're all just playing school yard tier games with me for some reason>all of a sudden messages like "nooo why did you leave"yeah get to fuck, I know when I'm being pissed about with. we aren't kids any more.don't want to chat like adults? no time playing petty shite like that, no time at all for it you wankers
saw this tonight.was decent.need a guajarati-anglo mutt sex slave now.
>>203987437need you driven out like a pharisee
>>203987422>>everyone just ignores me and talks around my posts to each otherwhat it's like to be a leaf in /brit/
>>203987451shut up yank.
didnt read any of the posts in this threaddont even know why im herealright im off nowgo to bed virgins
We live in a cyberpunk corporate dystopiaBillionaires and corrupt politicians rule the worldAI destroying art and taking our jobsOnly, we don't have any of the cool tech, music or fashion
yooo cody remember the warthog dude
I need a gf
I bet it’s smelly.
Cody is THE American name
>>203987536You remember that?
>>203987549as much as that time we jaywalked across old mormon's lawn cody
What about brayden
>>203987545
rorke creating an ethnostate in his backyard (weeding)
Brayden was accidentally shot by his own pistol while riding the back of the pick-up down to Chick-fil-A. He died a month later of a fentanyl OD, which he took too cope with the pain after his healthcare wouldn't cover surgery to remove the bullet from his balls.
>>203987571you cant jaywalk across a lawn
rorke lacking focus in his conversations
>>203987634but we did it anyway cody bro don't you remember
>took too cope
Ordered some fancy artisan weed edibles
Knew a Cody growing up and about 25 old testament Hebrew named non-Jews
My name is germanic in origin
My name is Greek in originBut get this, I'm not Greek...I'm English
Been asked to stay on until 3:00 pm guys. Was originally meant to finish at 10:00 am.
>>203987811You may not be greek but you are for sure a geek
>>203987811alright Alex
phwoar, been quite a big day - and a warm one at thattime for a nice cup of yorkshire tea
candle lit /brit/ posting
Guys I will try and keep you updated throughout the day
>>203987820My moneys on christopher
Actually it's NicholasHahaha
can one of you recommend me an album to listen to? preferably nothing metal or rock. im feeling like a softie right now. ive been listening to 2000s stuff and 2024 releases but ill take anything past the 90s
>>203987858makes sense makes sense
picrel is me watching caseoh
>>203987862mostly listen to stuff that came out before I was born mate
>>203987827ahhh
>>203987873send it over bb
>>203987881how's your day treated you lad
>>203987827oh the ah...red yorkshire tea...hmmm
>>203987909can't complain
might get some moon jellies for the living room
>>203987946you're telling me that jelly came from the moon?
make the good guacamolethe salady one
>>203987912good ladmade both those images aha
>>203987952im telling you that yes
>>203987970but I made that gold one just this minute
>>203987921good lad
>>203987982great minds think alike as it were
>>203988024mmm yes a...careful forensic analysis reveals...tiny differences
good lads
Just got called sir by a fob
mental how good that song "slice of heaven" isno wonder new zealanders ramble on about it, probably is the best thing they ever did
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1730156829757782.webmwhy is the british police like this
>>203988093>not befriending the seccys at your local pub
>>203988115Erm actually pal im tee total i only go to pubs for food so yeah
>>203988124that's unaustralian
>>203988128Im bangladeshi
>>203988124
thought this was /brit/ not /ausfrogs/
>>203988154/brit/ is also /aus/ and always has been mate get with the programme
/brit/ is /aus/ is /can/
>>203988169*tussles your hair*
Got called a pajeet in hungry jacks
oui, i zill get wif ze programmeé!
never actually eat at hungry jacks 2bhalways been a loyal maccas man (of the two)
>>203988198Burgers are better at hungry jizzlesChippies better at maccasNuggies better at maccasIce cream better at maccas
TOO FARTOO SOONYOU SAW THE WHOLE OF THE MOON
been on the macdonalds since monopoly is back but I still haven't won a car or 25 grand
it's hard to beat the humble $2 hamburger for fast food burger value
gonna be 33 degrees on sunday
The lads
>>203988285me on the left
>>203988285quite enjoy the artistry of this photograph
>>203988285me on the laptop
>>203988311having a cheeky /brit/post aye?
You lads looking forward to labours first budget later this morning then?
>>203988334No won't affect me
>>203988324doing a poo post
Pewdiepie done a number on mr beast ksi and logan paul
Any Esoteric staggers in
wordle in 2 muahahaha
>wordleAlri grandpa
bandle in 1
hello again ladswhat wacky antics did I miss out on during the 20 minutes I just spent cooking dinner?
get the baddiedem stream on
>>203986652What? GROSS latinas?? But this cannot be!
>>203988754oh for goodness' sake lad
Today's Globle was a bit tricky
>>203988269Do Aussies enjoy that sort of heat
might give the new tyler, the creator album a listen
just figured out that im autisticbit shit
Jolly St. Knickerless
>Just had a shower>NOW I need to pooah yes
awb uaa dnw idd osy
>>203988921alri brainlet
*enters the thread*
>>203989166why the fuck did he do that
>>203988937yeah absolutely lad, lest it's humid35 on a dry day is just lovely, great beer garden weather
>>203989166*casually takes a slice of the pizza while ignoring the moans and cries of the man lying half dead on the floor*
>>203989166webm that raises many questions
>>203989177went full retard
>>203989177Faustian spirit
all nice and well but pale ting getting dropped off by cronem and she's sore
Need a fast food gf
>>203989228what do you mean by that exactly
>>203989227seek professional help
got my window open and heard a woman scream like AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhShould I call the polis
>>203989273she handle herself rorke you fucking misogynistic white knight fuck
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
pale one kissing cronem at the gates before she has to go
>>203989273Yeah and what are you gonna say>Hello, I heard a woman scream
wonder what /brit/ would look like if it had reddit vote buttons
>>203989303I watched a true crime thing and a woman heard someone screaming but didn’t call the police guess what she ended up dying
>>203989314They're called (you)s mate
>>203986514You got your stupid dog shit yank edition in the end huh
>>203989318Imagine if we called the police every time someone screamed on the street
>>203989314There’d be a lot less “good lad”ding and “ahahaha”ing happening and it would be a crying shame
>>203989336See this is why it's just better to say nothing after a first date when there's no connection. A clean cut, no mess
>>203989320so posts would just be buried and risen in proportion to the number of yous?
just nutted
>>203989336rightoodd little exchange there
>>203989346But it’s literally 7:30 am, I live in small village and it was a woman scream
Joker: Folie à Deux is out on streaming lads this is not a drill!!!!!
>>203989377Well if you're so bloody worried then call the cops
>>203989365ahaha ah yes
the hippie clown thing I had a crush on the main hippie clown who was supposed to be jesus christ
>>203989155Think we're playing a different globle
>>203989336Never understood why guys lie about their height, because like the girl is going to find out eventually when you meet?? Same for the ones who wear shoe lifts, are you gonna wear them 24/7?
>>203989390
>>203989336He's done her to be fair, look at that seethe
>>203989387And say what tho
thought there was blood in my sick last night but i think it was just tomato sauce
>globleNah>WorldleYeah!
>>203989405>because like the girl is going to find out eventually when you meet??To be fair women are retarded and very very shit at estimating height so some lads probably can get away with it
>>203989336you got constructive criticism and found out she's a cunt, i'd call this a win win.
>>203989420Listen here mate I'm sick to death of your learned helplessness
>>203989436good lad
>>203989407it was because of the makeup
are you allowed to eat while driving or is that considered as bad as using your phone
>>203989405>"like" in the middle of a sentencefemale detected
>>203989429LOL timmy cope
like without the makeup I don't really care I'd just like martin short you know
>>203989444>>203989466what on EARTH are you on about
>>203989460How tall are you, clogwog?
>>203989484Please don't reply to the schizophrenics
>>203989436Sorry ok
>>203989486im not cloggy
>>203989436Because I’m sorry if I annoyed you my mother says I do that alot
>>203989525you didn't annoy me mate x
>>203989484what is this you've never seen the movie godspell?I had a crush on jesus
>Please don't reply to the schizophrenicsPot calling the kettle black there aint it, coming from the faggot making shit up all the time desperately trying to fit in and catch (you)s
>>203989515Ah yes just a different belgian flag who knows who cloggy is
>everything I don't understand is schizophrenia wahhhhhh! help me I'm scared!
>>203989550Um what the sigma are you rizzing on about?
>>203989550What the bloody heck are you talking about mate
>>203989550what was he telling porkie pies about lad
habent brushed my teeth in a weej
might get a mcmuffer
mixing up songs from ogden's nut gone flake with songs from the musical HAIR :(
>>203989588Yes most children are
>>203989616
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/FDcTE8IdjVQhttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/FDcTE8IdjVQhttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/FDcTE8IdjVQ
>>203989596for me its the mcmuff (scottish woman's fanny)
>>203989634shan't be clicking that
>>203989634The wailing spirit of John Macafee warding my cursor from this foul cesspit
>>203989651enjoyed this post
>>203989634agent smith from the matrix just materialized through my wall as I hovered over this
Ah yes posting about schoolgirls getting dropped off at school by their black boyfriends now are we very normal behaviour this
whatever you all wouldn't understand this path I've chosen
Marianna Spring sex arse
Might just play Gran Turismo 7 all day and not do any real work
>>203989767Good lad
>>203989451You can't be insta-prosecuted like you would for being caught merely holding a phone in your hand while driving but if by eating behind the wheel your driving standards fall and you end up doing something stupid and nearly causing an accident you could be done under driving without due care and attention
don't know whether to commit to japanese or chinese. learned a bit of both for a few months each. i think chinese is the more practical option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9IPm5tO2TEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9IPm5tO2TEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9IPm5tO2TEmad how some songs are just YOU
>>203989795Which would you rather shag?
someone say something witty about abortion
>>203989804yeah ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NQO-A9fLd0
Why do left wingers assume everyone on the left must like drag acts?
>>203989821Well why don't you like drag acts?
>>203989812Had a good joke, but then I got rid of it
>>203989809doesn't matter.
cannot fucking WAIT for everything to get more expensive
>>203989792thank you for this useful reply
>>203989767this is not the wayget your work donethen play GTA7means less work the next day
>>203989841love paying more for things so much x
Won’t find me wearing a poppy. Don’t even have a reason, I just can’t be arsed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_(mascot)catholics literally are using anime to promote their religion now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BkP5HDWj0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BkP5HDWj0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BkP5HDWj0
>>203989887I'll be wearing one because it makes lefties and wogs seethe
No bigger sign that we're a nation of brokies than that people think a 3 litre car is a ludicrous extravagance with a huge engine
a wu bad ani wdo ds y
>>203989930pathetic that lefties get mad at that
israeli drag queen called Jenna Side
>>203989863>GTA7nigga living in 2050
>>203989833Just not my cup of tea
>>203989985Why
yoghurt lasts for about 120 years btw in the fridge
got the anime music on
won't be the same without lazlowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXOzb0krq7g&t=147s
>>203990003no
>invited to go bouldering tonight>phwoar yeah sounds fun I'll come>don't go gym in the morning specifically because of those>just get a text >"I'm achy from gym yesterday let's rain check bouldering"For fucks SAKE
after today hard working people will be taxed 90% by woke barmer and his mate reeves
>>203989943The UK is just becoming a race to the bottom, virtually everything is declining and we're supposed to feel good about it
showing appreciation to australia by engaging with their best export (osu!)
>>203990038>achyWhat a poof
that nose is like a natural canopy
>>203990038kek sorry dan
sequel to robert d putnam's seminal sociological analysis: Bouldering Alone
>>203990038What sort of boulders do you climb?
The UK is fast becoming a fookin disgrace!
>>203990000Just don't find it interesting or entertaining and struggle to be enthusiastic about it
>>203990086Just admit you hate faggots, leftyrorke
>>203990031Um…
>invited to go bouldering tonight>phwoar yeah sounds fun I'll come>don't go gym in the morning specifically because of those>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
get a sort of asmr listening to indian tutorial videos on youtube
>>203990098I am gay
50k being the higher rate cutoff is fucking daft in this day and age. If you aren't in a povvo northern area that's basically the wage you need to keep a decent living standard, it shouldn't be the point after which the government takes 50% of your wages
fucking hate boulderingnot because of my fear of heightsjust my hate of hipstersand i love craft beer
>>203990111paradoxical to care about your body enough to go to the gym yet destroy it by drinking so much you can't control yourself.
Don't want to sound like a perpetual victim, but it is mental how few things actually go my way. Maybe its negative confirmation bias, but it seems like my entire life is one big display of Sod's Law
I'm super shy, super shyBut wait a minute while I make you mine, make you mine
>>203990031
>>203990130Sorry mate not sure you got the memo but Britain is a country you are no longer allowed to be wealthy in all virtue derives from being poor and not having decadent luxuries
>>203990156Not me I always seem to just get by comfortably, like my life is programmed that way.
>>203990156You make your own luck
>>203990146Not really, I get properly pissed twice a month or so but deadlift 290kg and play rugby at a decently high standard
I drink every single night and I am struggling to drop this dangerous habit
cronem give katy slap on batty before the gates close
>>203990249vile pedophile
>>203990216Love how much mental clarity and lack of stress I have since kicking my boozing. Stop before it's too late lad
And I cried POWER lawd PO-WEEEEER!
Absolutely losing it
>>203990282how did you stop?sat at home alone every night after toil, the drink is the only thing that cures the boredom.
we on those proper ioncel hours
reckon they'll sell jar sized ones?
might get out of bedthen again might not
used to be very passionate about things now i just stare at a wall all day waiting for the end to come
Politicians always aim too small. They should get in and say “We’re gonna end poverty. We’re gonna end corruption. We’re gonna cure cancer”. I’d vote for someone like that
>>203990313You need to find something to do instead of booze or learn to enjoy the things you do while boozing, if that's watch films or tv or whatever, without the booze. I had a lot of anhedonia after stopping so searched for ways to get healthy dopamine boosts and over time took up the gym, running and bouldering and focused on my diet. Feel great now but there's no real trick to changing you need to be willing to do it
>>203990454two of those three things involve killing politicians so won't happen
it was all a dream
>>203990454Policies are always boring I don't care about increases in CGT or building HS2 neither of those will ever affect me why don't we invade Spain or something exciting
i've got clues, if you've got the coin
>>203990575*pays you*
>>203990370how long until they have to remove one from a bishop's rectum
>>203990621
>>203990531>building HS2 neither of those will ever affect meIf they'd done HS2 properly, i.e separate high speed lines up the east and west with connecting lines along the M62 and between Birmingham and Leeds, it would have had a big impact
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