Jinzo edish
i kneel
>>203990652bizarre antipodean edition
>>203990676it is just some gay weeb shit
Oh! Oh things AREN'T going to get better, I see I see
>>203990708things are going to get worse at a slower rate than they have been
any members of the 13th zodiac in?
Was looking for the weekly quiz on BBC News then realised its only Wednesday. Being an alcoholic wagie is truly awful
got the covfefe brewing
>>203990700We pretending like YuGiOh is some obscure unknown thing then are we?Are we also going to pretend we don't know what Pokemon is?
everyone ignores Kirsty
>>203990843i wouldn't be surprised if kids these days haven't heard of yuhioh.
Thought for the day
big day today the laboru budgetwe sweating here in lawndawn
>>203990848hannah would get it
>>203990843banished that normie to the shadow realm
>>203990700Better than a DSY edition. Yes, yes the common yank has been done.
>>203990864You would be
the Free Market set those rates btwpointless moaning about it
>>203990848ngl Yasmin is sugar mummy tier
>>203990870>why can't we just dictate how much private sector workers are paid
>>203990848>£200 pcm>living with parentsimagine earning a pitiful £22,000 and you parents still charging you £200
>>203990870very insightful
>>203990848kristy looks like she smells like deli meat
>>203990888why do you need to pay someone 140k to tell you "more minorities"
>>203990848>£800/month mortgage>£14k incomesurely you have to accept living somewhere cheaper, or does this not include rental income from multiple homes she owns
>>203990871>the laboru budgetnaruhodo
>>203990848Ah yes, £150k for a black woman, worth every penny I'm sure
>>203990946>she
>>203990946Might have savings
>>203990956kek
>>203990946She's presumably a widow living in a house she and her former husband bought in the good old days
the finnish schizo tranny clogging up the catalog again i see
>>203990888incrediblethe people whi take these jobs are the modern day commissars, getting paid handsomely to enforce the "culture" of the current regime
>>203990848People seething abkut Yasmin are missing the point150k in tech is near enough the peak you could ever expect as a wagecuck in the UK, by any reasonable expectation you should be pretty minted at that wage
awaiting the Lebara budget with bated breath
she was a hooooaaah
Jasmin does not get paid £150k and various people on twitter have already established that she is full of shit
Just woke up
exceptionally good posts this morning /brit/
>>203991035yeah but she does still earn quite a bit
Get irrationally angry whenever I see a Telegraph article talking about how hard it is to be a landlord these days. Think I might be a socialist
imagine having all of twitter autistically scrutinising and analysing your job, salary and lifestyle just because you agreed to do some little article for the beeb
>>203991063Perhaps try becoming more rational
alri
the boys have assembled >>203991029>>203991011>>203990988>>203990969
>>203991073it was obvious the black woman was just trying to show off, and she got called out for her bs
>>203991035why would you overstate your earnings for an article SPECIFICALLY about how ordinary people would get hit by budget changes?
The 2l metal water bottle in on it's way. Im going to drink a lot and pee a lot. Oh it lush
Crab mentality in this country Nobody should earn more than £40k a year when there are food banks and are NHS is crumbling
>>203990848>anon, 25>neet>rent:free, 1 smelly bedroomstatus: virgin
>>203990870very very good point mister
Mortgage money got transferred to the solicitor lads. Completing on Monday.
>>203991106Fetishist
>>203990848Andrew Cumminginmen
>>203991081howling done that low iq freak
i haven't earned a single dollar in 3 years.
>>203991145I assume youve already sorted out the house insuranceFirst hour moving in, locate the stop tap, you will eventually need it
>>203991106why would you pee into the vessel you drink from you mentalist
>>203991056rectracting this post, the thread has taken an awful turn
>>203991145Why would they need the money for nearly a week? Think you're getting scammed lad, solicitor is going to invest it all in crypto and vanish
>>203991201i have another vessel installed into my house that I pee into. I call it a toilet x
>>203991193Did the insurance just yesterday the moment exchange happened.
>>203990848The old one is a troon who spends all his money on fetishwear
>>203991226>losing virginity: 17>first relationship: 18slag behaviour
>>203991239omds
>>203991226that seems hugely out of date now, people aren't even moving out of their smelly childhood bedrooms before 26 let alone being married with children
>>203991239
>>203991239>Torbay that explains it
>>203991112ExactlyIncome tax should be set to 100% above the median wage to pay for R NHS
>>203991226me:aged 33 still waiting to lose my virginity or to kiss the same person more than once/kiss while sober
mad how i will be the same age as my parents were when they had me and i'll have nothing to show for it
>>203991297Take up alcoholism, you stop thinking about depressing shit like that
any french femboys in?
Just realised I am the only Antipodean ITT so farAussies where are you?
>>203991239you mean all his remaining money after two thirds of it goes towards a mortgage
>>203991321*her
>>203991309got no money for booze
>>203991297I'll be a decade older than my parents were when they had their first
>>203990848How the fuck is the old hag getting £33k in bennies with no kids?
mad this
Might become one of then escrow fellasPeople will give me money and pay me to hold onto it until contracts are sorted, AND I'll stick it in an interest earning bank accountBloody marvellous
>>203991321What a life eh?
>>203991346before you google it, yes there already is
>>203991346that's going up his bum
The peng gay 66 year old femboy on grindrs just told me she's up for a frollic today
>>203991297How much did they have to show for it?
>>203991346
>>203991341She actually works as a photographer and has disabled her instagram after people started reporting her for fraud
>>203991374house, car, stable job, 3 other kids, friends, stronger family relations
I hope she cuts universal credit so the ne'er-do-wells here have to get a job lmao
>>203991355wonder if this is someone's granddad
>>203991407Rachel out to destroy Nicole's life (I hope)
Highest earner is a black womanSecond highest earner is on benniesLowest earner is a trans person#brokenbritain
>>203991454receiving bennies isn't "earning"
>>203991400Yeah that is good, they've mogged you to be fair
>>203991399what a fucking mong, why would you tell everyone your claiming a stupid amount of bennies whilst also working under the radar, shes going to get fucked royally for that, DWP dont play
trying to imagine what a conversation with a therapist would go like. reckon they'd straightjacket me and throw away the key real quick
absolutely yearning for an earning, you see
I'm not angry, /brit/, I'm just..... disappointed
Younger brother is a married homeowner with kids. Glad my parent shave at least one child they can be proud of.
>>203990870He's right
lou dong's not uploaded in 6 months. reckon he's dead. if you know you know.
>>203991488haha why do they shave him kekek
>Glad my parent shave at least one child
>>203991488do you reckon you'd have a better shot at life if they'd handled your personal grooming for you too?
>>203991481My parents to me when I tell them I'm not doing the thing they want me to do in the next few days
>>203991316Fucked it>>203991313
>>203991470Yes it is, no one gave us a choice to be part of this society and every one of us have paid into it in some form
>>203991488ma wont shave me jesus can't save me dog faced boy
>>203991534FOLC
mens toilet at toil had graffiti everywhere in there for years, usual tame stuff of football teams and fuck the tories etc. I was in there having a poo once, bored, so I added some of my own comments reflecting some of the less savoury aspects of our modern multicultural society. Next time I went the cubicle had been painted lol
I'm in the house I grew up in rn and ... nothing has changed. I cant point to anything that demonstrates a material improvement in living standardssame shit buses, same shit trains, same shit roads, same shit old houses, same schoolsi'm in zone 6 it's not like bumfuck nowhereliterally all that's different about my neighbourhood is now there's an Aldi and there are some new flats near the train stationI've known nothing but stagnation
I think everyone needs to mind their own business re: the tranny on bennies
>>203991561I bet your Internet is better than it was!!!
>>203991582The internet is dead
I have no long-term goalsreckon this is probably why my life is in the state it's in right now, because during school I didn't give a shit about planning out my future and getting ready for University and all thatInstead I just did whatever I wanted that day, every day for my entire youthhaha lol
>>203991600The best time to start was 10 years ago :(The second best time to start is now :D
got a nice cosy erection
>>203991611Wouldn’t 5 years ago be better than now?
>>203991582I think I get 20MBps not exactly blindingly modern
>>203991619*slaps it*
>>203991619*wanks it off via the arse*
>>203991600haha, ktim, literally ktim. It is what it is
>>203991561I still live in my small hometownOnly thing that's changed in the last 26 years is a new supermarket opened up on the outskirts and the video rental shop I went to every week as a kid went out of business
>Parents of white children should give them more money and allow them to spend less time in jail time when playing Monopoly to teach them about racial privilege, councils have advised
>>203991656oh yeah that's another one, we used to have a blockbuster, we went fairly often as well. good times. pre-2008 ish
my favourite animal?flying fox
I haven't lived in my home town in well over a decade but every now and then I visit and it gets a little bit shittier every time
>>203991676This implies I would have had any black friends I did have one actually but he was literally fucking mental and I think he'd have eaten the board
Community ChestYou have been caught stabbing three young girls! - Collect £200 and a hotel
does anywhere feel *better* than you remember it decades ago?
>>203991723>I visit and it gets a little bit shittiermakes sense
>>203991729good post this, good riffing
>>203991742my achilles tendons
>>203991676>It was written in 2020 for Barbie makers Mattel by Emma Worrollo, a brand consultant, and Laura Henry-AllainSo two literally whos, why does stuff like this get coverage?
>>203991729kek
>>203991729howling
>>203991742My old university has a 3 new buildings and a new sports centre
anyone watched NGE?I'm only ep7 or 8 or so and it's a bit of a drag nglthis is the best anime of all time for some and I am a bit nonplussed
>>203991742Glasgow does, alot of parts were eastern european tier 20 years ago, alot less junkies roaming around but more coloureds so meh
>>203991769just because you've never heard of Worrollo and Henry-Allain doesn't mean the rest of us are shut-in incel freaks
if it's hip, it's here
>>203991779universities are one place where improvements are very visible, yesexpanded grounds and halls for one million jeets and changs to come over
it looms
>>203990652I say, I say, mister kaiba
>>203991787You're meant to lust after one of the girls or something
>>203991561We gotta get >>203991815 him on the contract
>>203991815>Nicole receives Employment and Support Allowance of £1,042, Personal Independent Payments of £798, and Housing Benefit of £917 per month.>Though they feel in a "fortunate position" currently, Nicole says: "I feel I am at the mercy of the DWP.">Nicole is "completely freaking out" about possible cuts to benefits in the Budget and what that could mean for them>“I am not able to use my PIP for what it’s meant to be used for. Half of the payment goes towards my rent."
>>203991882
>>203991882>“I am not able to use my PIP for what it’s meant to be used for. Half of the payment goes towards my rent."Why not take it out of the imaginary pot of money labelled 'Employment and Support Allowance'
>>203991882what a spoiled cunt, she deserves NOTHING
tonsil stones running a train on my tussy
>>203991882>theyTo be fair the £33k makes sense if there's more than one of them
I might try save up a bit of money and go back to Uni in my late 20s like a freakBut I wouldn't even know what to studyI don't have any interests that translate to a degree which can get me a good careerwhat did you guys study?or if you could go back, what would you choose?
>>203991939there isn't she is single with no kids, "they" is because "they" identify as that
>>203991939>>203991915>>203991910They have a connective tissue disorder you insensitive cunts.
>>203991955don't really get this responsedoes that mean she should get above the average wage for free then?sponges should receive the minimum amount of money to stay alive
got connective tissue disorder, methere's like two dozen of the fuckers all stuck together under my bed
>>203991951save up, get a working holiday visa or whatever it is you need, come to the uk, work in a pub, travel europe a bit, find yourself, get a clueit's a rite of passage for antipodeansdon't bother with uni at this point mate
>Nicole Healing, 43, who has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, has just moved out of a flat in Hove, East Sussex, after eight-and-a-half years.>Nicole is autistic, on benefits and has struggled to find a property.Oh diddums
this is as far as I go
why did they put no nut november after locktober
>>203992027>autisticeveryone's "autistic" nowadays, how is that a disability?
>>203992064ADHD as well, I swear fucking everybody has ADHD now
>>203992053I believe that was Theresa May's decision
>>203992018I probably should have done this about 8 years ago, with a group of friends and some girlshaha whoops
mental how quick time passes when you're not expecting it tositting at home as a neet and then suddenly it'll be like 4pm and you think fuck me all I've done is have lunch and shower, how do people get anything done
they're coming to take me away aha
>>203992085no? why? no one caressounds like you are making excusesdo it, find a room on spare room dot co dot uk and you'll loads of "aussie / nz" flats (obviously not a requirement but I suspect it will help a great deal to be around people in a similar position to you) alternatively you may continue to rot in your shithole town waiting for the end of the world
>>203992101>how do people get anything doneThey don't generally, most work days are not all that productive
getting ghosted feels like I’ve been stabbed through the heart
>>203992128aha alright mate it's been good take care
>>203992027>>203992064>>203992079feeling very tedkaczynski.jpg about this
>>203992144gives love a bad name doesn't it
>>203992162and ghosts
>>203992144don't be dramaticsounds like you needed them much more than they needed youbuild some resilience. and self respect
>>203992162I understood this reference
>>203991729Didn’t happen
>>203991983Hope you never become disabled mate
>>203991882>completely freaking outWhat sort of developmentally stunted 44 year old talks like this
hello my cheeky little incels
>>203992211A woman
>>203992207it's already been established with proof that she's capable of making money just fine, she just chose not to make it public
>>203992213hello mr chedda!
>>203992230Are you able to show me this proof?
>>203992230Yeah also she had a photography insta that was privated after that story went outSo she has time for a hobby but can't work? Bollocks
>>203992027ah tbf that syndrome is a bit shit been always been paranoid ive got it
>>203992207certainly would not choose to be a burden on the state and my fellow countrymen if I didshe's not even disabled, anyway
>>203992064Zoomers are obsessed with autismAnyone with more than a cursory interest in something or a genuine passion reckons they're autistic
>>203992263Oh really? How would you get by then?
>>203992258see>>203991399Google it if you want the details
Reminder /brit/ has a reverse parking policy
>>203992276Ah yes the 43 year old zoomer
honestly just feels like your life is beyond fucking over if you never completed high school
>>203992290haven't attempted a reverse park in years, always go in front firsttoo much of a spacker for reverse parking you see
reverse parking does feel a bit zesty tbf
>>203992280live with my family and do remote work
>>203992305Afraid you'll not be allowed to park on site then pal
>>203992294"They" probably have the mental capacity of an 18 year old tbf
>>203992320Those that are unable to work cannot even do remote work. It’s a sad state of affairs.
Quite enjoy how I've matured into my looks
budget waiting room hyppppeeee
back from a 3 day holiday courtesy of the jannya triumphant return to form as it were
>>203992276insane how prevalent this is, you get conventionally attractive charismatic confident (etc etc) tiktok zoomers diagnosing themselves with all sorts of mental issues, utterly baffling pet theory of mine is that teenagers/zoomers in general have barely any IRL spaces for themselves these days so they have to invent all sorts of faggot internet shit just to feel like they belong somewhere
boobies boobies sex boobies
>>203990848These are made up aren't they?
>>203992314Yeah I've always thought thisDunno why
>>203992370wtf
>>203992377picture every car involved as a person and then attempt the manouverthe reason becomes clear
>>203992371just a selection of 190s personalities
>>203992370This
>>203992344yes, some are indeed in terrible situations, and need round the clock carea woman with adhd and a "connective tissue disorder" is not in that category
>>203992368Why are you on tiktok mate
if you can live by yourself you are clearly not too disabled to work because you and capable of living independently, it's a no brainer
>>203992397I think I’ll trust the experts on that, not a rando on 4chan
>>203992398good for a cheeky scroll from time to time
>>203992027>>203992064>>203992276>>203992368autism is the contemporary indigo childeverybody wants their little special affliction that denotes of their individuality. today it's autism. It's just how parents want to diagnose their kids as high IQ because the kid can't tie his shoelaces at age 8
connective tissue disorder is where you try to pull one out and like 50 bastard others come out with it so you have to stuff them back in the box
>>203992413Maybe living independently takes up all of that person's time and energy
I like to think mousey found reggie as he put the rope around his neck, holding his paw as he kicked the stool away
>>203992377the motion of it is reminiscent of lowering yourself down onto an erect cock during reverse cowgirl
>>203992370this is my brain 24/7
>>203992429im gonna pay it off for them
>>203992432Fuck sake you just reminded me of my dad, a couple of years at the age of 65, telling me about indigo children in hushed tones and suggesting that him and I may be special
>>203992453*buzzes in*correct squat form
>>203992453gday mate
Fear tricks us into living boring lives.#wisdom
>>203992453know what that feels like do you?
>>203992445very depressing thoughwrong'un you
>I’ll trust the experts on thathahahah yea ok mate you do that
>>203992476ello
>>203992471People want to feel special, think they have or deserve a special treatment etc. can't really blame them
shampood and shampeed just last night but hairs already greasy again
>>203992435it does for fucking everyone that's life
do we have actual unironic labourmong leftypols in this thread loool unbelievable
Work is mental busy, everyone is overworked. Oh what's this? The diversity hire gets the whole day off to do black history month shite that no one cares about. Okay then
if you can earn money, clothe and feed yourself and live a normal life then what are the disability benefits for, to make you feel better?
Mental how being rich is literally worse than being racist now
>>203990131>hates hipsters>still loves craft beerGOOD lad
bit of indigestion here. it not right
>>203992526you know who i dont trust? anti-progressive leftoids, reckon they're all still deeply wrong'uns
>>203992526omds imagine outing yourself as a gay little toryboy
>>203991466GOODNESS me lads
>>203992501just dreamt there were a load of young seals hanging out on my sort of roof balcony thingthey were fun to play with but was worried their big angry walrus father could be about
bouldering, craft beer, hiking, tech jobs. the mark of the untermensch
>>203992526Not reallyThey aren't progressive labourmongs they just live on benefits and support whichever benevolent hand feeds them
>>203990848>38>21k income
>>203992526>>203992567you two shoudl start kissing and wanking each other off and shit lol
Reckon all us lads should start getting our cocks out on onlyfans and making some real money
>>203992584no they shouldn't
>>203992593nobody wants to see your little lad, little lad.
>>203992569yes that's quite an arse
>>203992593but I'm shy
Funny how leftypol never fails to make it gay
Gods own county
>>203992528ahahahaaha get fucked there's nothing you can do about it but cry
>>203992650Ants own thumbnail
Got a competition on SaturdayIt'll be rice, chicken and veg only until then
>>203992661is this the Dullest White Boy Meal competition?
>>203992628loooool that image
>>203992661clean eating before your marathon getting bummed competition? how considerate of you
>>203992606u homerphobic or summat
One thing I like about foreign films is that, by not understanding the language, I focus more on how they say things. Understanding what a word means can distract you from observing how it's expressed.
>>203992650i am a cider drinkeri drinks it all of the dayi am a cider drinkerit soothes all me troubles awayoo ar oo ar aye, oo ar oo ar aye
leftypol turning a blind eye to this one
>>203992706
>>203992706Very true :)
Any of you guys ever been diving?
>>203992709the official anthem of the west country
>>203992732love the wurzels me
>>203992729NoNot a great swimmer me
working on my CVany tips?
>>203992721now make it relative to cost of living you runt
>>203992727nice response>>203992722nasty response
very dispiriting that genuine, unironic flat earthers exist
>>203992763
>>203992764your cock vore?work small and slow to stretch your japseye and use plenty of lube
>>203992777Now compare it to HDI runt, enjoy your gutter oil and talcum baby milk
>>203992764yeah don't fuck around with the layoutit's read by a computer, not by a human, should be simple headings followed by text in a straightforward format, not a gazillion columns and tables
Rorke the typa nigga to stand still in a fountain and spurt water out his mouth to escape someone chasing him
>>203992784Why? We all have delusions, theirs at least is fun
trying to quit tea & coffee
>>203992764write "Employment History" instead of "Work Experience"
>>203992786I recommend not opening this image
>>203992820but you love tea & coffee
>>203992820enjoy tea and coffee everyday personally
>>203992844>>203992855just trying to quit cortisol raising substances
just et a burger just then
>>203992820good lad. feel much better for doing the same myself
Wish there were a way to dry off after a shower without having to muck about with a towel Like a towel you could wear and just let it do the work
>>203992817>Why?Because of the sheer amount of people who are willing to entertain something so unfathomably stupidyou might call it fun, I think it's a depressing reflection of the times
>>203992872*injects 5ml of cortisol directly into your veins*
>>203992892least lazy NEET
presented without comment
>>203992890Coffee is the easiest since I only drink it when I have deadlines due but I've been drinking 2-3 cups of green tea every morning for years now
>>203992872Cortisol is what separates us from the gorilla and the shimpanzee
>>203992923cringeaustralia is a proud coffee nation
love love LOVE when you open a folder that normally loads instantly but windows decides it's time to let the green progress bar take 15 minutes this time for some reason
>>203992892dressing gown does that
>>203992784Really suspicious to me how much attention they getBased on how much they get referenced online you'd think that they're everywhere but realistically there's probably only a couple thousand of them
>>203992892literally a dressing gown
>>203992942it's likely because some temporary files were deleted and now the folder, likely one with many photos, needs to reload thumbnail previews. Or possibly poor hard drive health.There's reason to this madness, you see
>>203992892>muck about with a towelmate it takes a minute or 2
wish there was a way to walk through rain without getting wetsome kind of large waterproof canopy you could carry on a stick
>>203992967bro dries himself off with a fucking dressing gown...
>>203992937what a bafflingly silly commentgoose mate you're a GOOSEaustralia is well known to be a bi-caffeinated nation, insofar as australians are known to enjoy tea as well as our thriving coffee cultureabsolute goose you are mate, GOOSE MATE, YOU'RE A GOOSE
>>203992988bugger off bill gates im not believing a word of that muck
>>203992893at least you don't have to spend time deciding if they're worth engaging with over anything else i.e. politics, advice etc. if they're that batshit
>>203992997he's probably fat with many folds of flab to dry off
>>203992944>>203992967Er clues in the name lads, dressing gown, not drying gown
>>203993004could carry your mum on a stick and save the whole street getting wet
when's he making his comeback
>>203992937Australia is a daring synthesis of US and UK culture
>>203993006I know what they mean, they're not as much of a thing in Aus but sometimes you see them in hotel rooms, dressing gowns made of the same material as towels
sister just sent me this
>>203993050lend us a quid
>>203993025well said!
>>203993034time is money so it's better to spend money on food than spend time making it for free? What kind of retarded child logic is that
>>203993025>I can turn this frying gown, into a drying gown!
5 days till trump is my president again
>>203993091>so it's better to spend money on food than spend time making it for free?for the rich fellas yeah
and the new?
>>203993139>>203993139>>203993139>>203993139
>>203992763cor
