RUSH TO THE NEW
peep show yaoi
>>203993139me on the right running straight at a wall
>>203993160mmm, afraid that's a NSFW image mate
>>203993160almost looks like he tried to bat the rocket away from him
>>203993123>>203993144that played out well
might have a wank
>>203993191livestream it please and put the camera on the floor beneath you aiming up at you and make sure to cum all over the camera
wankin a poo
love it when we edge the new330 posts!!!and then it drops, just like thatphwoooar what a release
giving up applying for jobs for nowjust rejection after rejectionnaturally, "At this stage we cannot provide further feedback....." so no idea what to change! Haha! Love it. will try again in the new year
>>203993229mental
Benny Maxxing
You can only pick one
>>203993229looks like brockoli
>>203993160bit fucked that
RORKE ON A MAD ONE
>>203993270not had either but would be more keen to try the scampi x
>>203993283she's holding a camera at him and he doesn't care lmao
on ze train mateys xx
Girlfriendberg going on a rant about American abortion laws again
>>203993160could have easily side stepped that
yeah actually I don't think watching men getting blown up is good for the soul, so
>Government became aware of new Southport charges in last few weeksDeary me
>>203993331can you ask her how she rationalises scrambling a human in-utero then vacuuming the remaining soup out?
>>203993315not the first time you've taken a pic from that angle
just punched a wall. i don't care that my hand is broken. i DON'T!
As you were. LG x
so this is roooooooorke>https://x.com/renattaoxendine/status/1850649209034383566?s=46
>>203993315and what, pray tell, asahi bottled beverage is that
Can't drink coffee and tea anymore because it makes me feel illOn the caffeine supplements instead. Hope my teeth get whiter
>>203993375Ent that michelle obama?
>>203993283chad energy
>>203993349Convenient
>>203993381you have my condolences
>>203993315need those poofy hand cream hands wrapped round my knob post-haste
Can't wait to find out just how fucked the country is economically in about 90 minutes time
>>203993398it most certainly is not
>>203993417Quite exciting in a way, might pop it on the big screen
>>203993315yummy smooth twink ^_^
>>203993368for me it’s loving someone who doesnt love me back
it was always,rorke,and me,always,AND FOREVER!
>>203993417it's been over for a long while, this just increases the levels of over
>>203993417whats actually happens, why do i need to know it
>>203993403GET OUT OF THE WATER
the minute rorke walked in the joint,i could see he was a man of distinction,a real big spender
>>203993428would you say youre more of a shinja or an otomoim more of a lotus peasant because I TOIL hahaha
>>203993270left is the most peng combination with a nice beer at a pub, perfectly salty
>>203993455Might be changes to your bennies x
>>203993417>>203993423keep us posted
>>203993417I'm actually buzzing
finally got a job as a glory hole cleaner in a service station toilets
cant believe theyre going to implement a tax just for white people
>>203993490must be nice you're finally getting paid for it
Only just seen these Thugbombing/Ambatukum compilations and while it is exceptionally childish humour you can't deny that the sight of a big black man wanking his cock appearing on screen in a mundane zoom call, shocking all the participants into reactions of horror or mirth, isn't funny
>>203993367ik im a boring bastid>>203993377ol peroni>>203993404>>203993425oMo reign it in xx
MARK will be livestreaming his budget commentary de lads
stupid work meeting got in the way of vidya. I was storming a casino there you pricks
>>203993519I like when he shits the dildo out when he cums
>>203993529post feet
>>203993417are they putting up minimum wag? im on £12.04 an hour so hopefully it goes above that
there's a fraction too much friction
>>203993531he about to write another letter to DWP talking about his TMAU
really want to go to one of those black singing churches in america
>>203993529>wearing sandals on public transportew
>>203993549probably are, and im paying for itYOURE WELCOME
>>203993573alri Dylann
>>203993573We've got them here nowWell I dunno if they singCould be doing anything in those churches, the blacks
>>203993473i have to google these because i havent played battle realms in ages haha bit awkward innit
what's the point of buying fancy organic chickenby the time it's been cooked and mixed with other flavours you'd never notice the difference
the miss just sent me this
>>203993598Do you own Asda? Thank you Mr Asda..
>>203993637lady frumpington
>>203993637who the fuck cuts the bottom of a pumpkin out
>>203993636Oh, I would
>>203993637would rag her senseless
>>203993637why does she have the vibe of a literal childthose fkn primary school lookin shoes probably dont help
>>203993648she was wearing it
Is it illegal to put a big spike in a pumpkin and leave it in a very stompable place viewable from the king's highway
>>203993667lady pumpkington
>>203993637i reckon she cant handle my asian dragon
>>203993667she's an embarrassment
>>203993637>>203993667lads were posh victorian children wearing pumpkins on their heads in the 19th century is that why she's doing it>>203993664according to the rubyposter, who constantly spams comments from the website tattle into this general, she supposedly has a child complex
>>203993664Schoolchildren wear doc martens now?
Where's everyone watching the budget then? The Times comment section seems pretty based.
>>203993548x>>203993591went beach before and after uni today, cbf wearing shoes
>>203993707*blows air across the top of your bottle so it goes oooooo*
>>203993664she plays into being small and childlike, that's why half her photos are her reaching for things on a stepladder and why most of the books she reads are children's stories
>>203993704bbc parliament
>>20399369330 years old and wearing a pumpkin on her head. its a disgrace.
Any good at maths man in?Me personally, barely do algebra
you got a pumpkin for a facey'big disgrace
don't get the stock market, I just sit on Index Funds and my money goes up. Simple as.
>>203993707how come your big toes so stubby compared to your index toe
honestly it’s a win-win, this time next week i’ll be chainsmoking, eating an hsp, and laughing my fucking ass off at /pol/tards or dipshit xitter lefties
>>203993720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx6TrCEIo8s
>>203993760allegedly got a degree in it but couldnt tell you a triangle from a circle me
all their plans today will be to "grow the economy" but why the fuck does it need to grow. every time they try and grow the economy I get poorer just leave the economy alone
need a piss me. Might treat myself to one
In almost all cases unless you're the victim, the best response to any police question is "I don't answer questions"
>>203993707are you the poof that was wearing jorts recently
>>203993760pretty sure i'm genuinely functionally retarded when it comes to mathsnever learnt my times tables, dont know how to do divison, dont understand fractions, cant even do basic addition if the two numbers are too big
>According to Arj Singh in the i, the budget will contain measures to stop the Home Office routinely using the aid budget to pay for hotels for asylum seekers.Well they're obviously not going to cut foreign aid and the "asylum seekers" aren't going anywhereSo my taxes are rising in order to pay for Johnny foreigner twice
not been outside today. might not bother.
>>203993869haven't been out since saturday morning and that was only to get a hangover maccies from an uber paki
feeling mentally healthy
first and only ever gf (also my best and only friend) of 4 and a half years broke up with me lads feeling better every day though her loss wonder if I’ll ever kiss a girl again let alone have sex honestly feel like a virgin again alreadycan’t even speak to the checkout girl without having a melty
>>203993866Have to fill that black hole rorke
>>203993852>unless you’re the victimi’ve been the victim of a crime several times in my life, twice in actually pretty serious cases, and the police did FUCK ALL. You should still report it to have a record of the incident, but the experiences have completely blackpilled me on cops. They’re fuckin useless
>>203993866Not necessarily a tax rise but asylum seekers have a legal right to be housed so the money to do so will likely come out of the police budget as that's the only other big pot of money in the Home Office
>>203993852You are coming with us to make a statement.
>>203993897why the fuck did she do that the stupid bitch
>>203993897dry your eyes mate
spamming/flooding at this point
what's in the box?
>>203993905are you brownoidal or from the distant orient perhaps? coppers love a bit of racism
>>203993936Massive folding dildo
>>203993936cornetto if I were to guess
what do scooby snacks taste likei always thought they might taste like cinnamon
>>203993936Nothing, that one's an antique they only use once a year before the budget for photos. The actual modern red box with the budget in it is delivered by a member of her private office the day before
>>203993956i’m anglo celtic as white as they come
>>203993936The impending economic destruction of this once great country.
>>203993936foreskins being delivered to sir poo for the feast
>>203993886thats a bit much. having the occasional day inside is ok but days at a time cant be healthy
>>203993919some things are never meant to be........
>>203993720*blocks hole with my thumb*>>203993794chad genes>>203993858guilty x
>>203994016do you reckon this is malaysia
shut up rorke
>>203993905nark. if someone wrongs you then you should deal with it like a man and get revenge, not have a gay little whinge to the pigs
>>203994038i think so. that guy on the right looks like me
>>203994077hehehe
Budget Day, Diego's favourite day in the calendar. Wish he was here
>>2039940501. tough talk bitch and 2. the cops were fucking 2 minutes away and showed up of their own accord, too late ofc and the other was some random shithead stealing something, both times a complete random committing a crime of opportunity against me
>>203994089>wereHypothetical. no-one's ever wished he were anywhere besides the bottom of the thames
>>203994112Well I wish he was here and I wish you was less hateful
>>203994050insecure soft cunt can tell you've never thrown a punch in your life
listen carefully because there isn't much time
>>203993897If you're physically fit and take care of yourself it's only a matter of time until you find another one
>>203993936pints
>>203994050this only works if you live in some clannish gypsy village not a modern city
>>203994099>>203994129your criminal ancestors would be ashamed of your squealing, you fucking dogs.
this says a lot about society
>>203994144profoundly reddit-coded response, dire
HES BACK
>>203994157better call the cops you snitch
>>203994183who iswhere did he go
>>203994183see you when you're back from a ban for advertising or begging
>>203994144retarded argument, not to mention even if we apply the retarded lowlife scum whoever’s the hardest man wins standard it says a lot that my ancestors actions led to me being born here and yours led to you being born there
>>203994206raped that cunt up the plopper
>>203994221why are you listing your ancestors crime?
>>203994234done him
>>203994146Hate getting this mong's tweets in my feedLiteral brainrot account
>>203993897what happened
unironically am descended from a convict he did arson x
>>203994234i'm about to follow in his footsteps if you don't pipe down
why are we having an argument what did I misswhy can't we be mates
is this true
Should I make a nice thai yellow chicken curry from scratch for me tea tonight?
>>203994274arson's one of the cool crimes to be fair
Hope mousey is well :p
>>203994274An aussie descended from a criminal? No fucking way
>>203994274hope your son's feeling better x
>>203994316
>>203994316hahahaha
>>203994309aha
crt tvs were amazing
rachel reeve's box
>when hes a gamer
£175 quid for free from are nhs get in
>>203994349I've got the 'ickest 'ick right here
>>203994358forgot to block out your name
>>203993896this is how someone looks to me when they start talking about IPA's
>>203994275you'll do nothing
Love crumpets me. I think it’s the high wheat content. Makes them a healthy breakfast option.
>>203994369
>>203994316fuck you got me lol
rorke hurriedly posing himself like a mannequin in a storefront window to escape someone chasing him
>>203994390More of a pikelet man me
was 1990s london the peak of humanity?
>>203994358>Our NHS is broken, but not beatenthanks for subsidising all those english doctors educations who come to aus btw x
>>203994429Dont know
>>203994429that would be 2020s Sydney mate
Mental how many people got sentenced to Transport to Australia for "stealing a handkerchief"
>>203994386*rapes you up the plopper as previously alluded to*
The new budget has put a SeasideTAX on are Mark. It not right
>>203994146I don't get it, why would there need to be a community note if its a real thing?
>>203994429probably 1960s London
>>203994429>>203994442good lads
>>203994429my dad spent time in late 60s london as a teenager in a band and says it was absolutely mental
>>203994434i cant take credit, i dont pay taxes
>>203994466They probably will put up tax on booze so he's fucked
>>203994460handy excuse to get free labour for your fledgling colony you see
Filled my car up yesterday. Proper smart me.
the mrs has had two courses of antibiotics in as many trimesterslittle fucker's gonna have a better immune system than me
>>203994503Was he a mod or a rocker?
I have no cluewho's poois in the loodo you?
>>203994530nah lad too many meds gonna fuck him up you'll have the next jeff dahmer on your hands
>>203994530>little fucker's gonna have a better immune system than meit's the opposite I'm afraid to tell you mate, this will actually harm the baby's immune system
>>203994541skiffle revival
imagine being a baby in the womb and your da is posting on /brit/over before it ever even began
Eureka Tower... the jewel in Melbourne's crown...
>>203994553>>203994561bollocksI'll lock him away for his safety, get him into something safe and private like taxidermy or /brit/posting
>>203994563What a fucking nerd, I bet everyone beat him up
>>203994275homosexual incel
>>203994573ah yes, melbourne
is morrissey still a vegetarianis he still gay
>>203994566Thank God it’s just a larp
>>203994596kek
>>203994540don't get it
>>203994603this
>>203994566well it is the shagger's general after all, ergo he is descended from a shagger
>Walewski was born at Walewice, near Warsaw, in Poland to Countess Marie Walewska and her husband Athanasius, Count Walewski. He was rumoured to be the unacknowledged son of Napoleon I, although Athanasius legally acknowledged him as his own son. In 2013, published scholarship comparing DNA haplotype evidence taken from Emperor Napoleon, from his brother King Jérôme Bonaparte's descendant Charles, Prince Napoléon and from Colonna-Walewski's descendant indicated Alexandre's membership in the genetic male-line of the imperial House of Bonaparte.Women have always been whores.
>>203994588How can he be gay if he doesn't have sex?
>>203994618ask copealone
>>203994596the most sinister big brad of them all
Melbourne is FILLED with iconic architecture and scenery such as ahh... erm... *loosens tie as I let out a loud gulp*
for me it is korean games
the only cool criminal activity is safecracker like in that Thief film with James Caan
>>203994614everyone on this planet is descended from shaggers, every single one of their ancestors was a shagger going back all the way to the first unicellular organismand yet incel loser freaks are abundant
>>203994573looks like a stripey minecraft penis, imagine the gold bit is the bellend
>>203994530I wouldnt have thought it possible but your kid will be even more autistic than you
>>203994598yes to the first oneno to the second one
>>203994631good post
>>203994618because he has homosexual rape fantasises
Rorke drafting his appeal letter after the council rejected his proposal to change the name of his council terrace house to "The Willows"
>>203994640think a good deal of my ancestors did a rape x
Autism is linked to the mother contracting the flu during pregnancy
>>203994629absolutely guffawed the other week when that one lad was insisting eureka tower (which i'd never even heard of) was up there with the opera house and harbour bridgehell it's not even up there with centrepoint tower
>>203994665my house is called excalibur cottage
>>203994646are you a vegetarianare you gay
>>203994607Its legal to shoplift under the value of 950 in california
>>203994629lad apart from the one cool bridge and one spiky building they're the exact same shit
>>203994607In California shoplifting amounts under $950 is a misdemeanour crime which means the police wont turn up because an arrest won't be prosecuted.
>>203994636For me, it's not paying for a TV license
melbins a shit hole. FACT>muh coffee culture>muh soulful graffiti filled arcades/alleysno
>>203994700Sounds nice
got chocolate everywhere and it looks like poo but its not
>I've just had my hair donehttps://youtu.be/3B0mIrgYUMA?t=89[Embed]What do?
>>203994700but ermmm have you checked the freaking good goy united nations most livable tm index
it not right what i done to myself
>>203994636dealing fentanyl exclusively to minorities is actually much cooler
>>203994700you sydney freaks always start twitching when no one brings up the (supposedly real) syd/melb rivalry for more than 10 minutes
>>203994700those alleys are complete tourist traps full of dogshit restaurants now too
>>203994723your greatest sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.
>>203994684for me, its Ace House
i been feeling velly poorly indeedings..... velly velly not well.........
>>203994603
>>203994690nonolove pintslove the smiths
>>203994716dont really hear that accent anymore
>/brit/ ausfalia and amerishart edition
>>203994731canberra only exists because melboids had a tantrum when sydney was going to be the capitala whole fake city had to be built because of melbourne
>>203994700coffee's the exact same now in sydney anyway>>203994731in my experience it's usually melbournites insisting upon some supposed rivalry, whereas sydney is content in itself
>>203994758good for you ladthat has to be an extremely stressful letter to open, what would you have done if it was a downie?
>>203994773ahaha yeh too right mate *walks off and talks to someone else*
>>203994758nice, who's the dad?
>>203994771anglo unity
gonna do a load of ket again today. got away with it yday despite sitting down for dinner with famberg at 7. based s isomer eh? or as i call it, YES isomer aha
>>203994759morrissey thinks youre a murderer doesnt he?
>>203994786terminated, we waited until after the 12 week scan results to tell anyone for that reason>>203994789your mum
>>203994787good on you for not taking the baityes, melbourne should've been the capital, but canberra was a good compromise
for me it’s coffee and nicotine, the real ice cold nigga combo
>>203994791Latinos and Asians aren't anglo
don't mind melbourne really it just has no good beaches that's the problem
>>203994665>>203994684>>203994748i fucking hate houses with names instead of numbers
>>203994816
>>203994807well I was going to give you this pint I brought for you but I suppose I'll give it to the sydney lad now
I'm outside, which house is yours mate?Dave
>>203994785>>203994731Look, you're both just soulless mickey mouse sub-yank urbanite shitholesYou've had centuries to develop and interesting and unqiue culture and best you've managed is an entire nation based on English deanoism
yer da makes the news on /brit/
>>203994785think the only conclusion we can make of this is there's a minority of outspoken retards in each city who insist on the rivalry when everyone else couldn't give two shits
called manchester 'man chest hair' and got beaten up by a manc
>>203994803evil
>>203994819melbourne has a surprising dearth of pubs (in the cbd)often when I meet someone from melbourne they comment on how sydney has a pub on every streetcorner
I'm Winglish. That is to say, I consider myself a citizen of whichever establishment does the best chicken wings.
Did they announce the 90% flat tax on crackers yet?
Balmain, the city of pubs
>>203994850I've got a downie cousin so I've seen it firsthand, not happening to me mate
>>203994854>sydney has a pub on every streetcornerthe problem with this is that sydney pubs are a front for the fucking gambling operation they run in the back that preys on the vulnerable
There's a little weasel cunt at work who I know for a fact goes out of his way to point out literally any mistake I make at work and it's driving me insane, he's living rent free in my head. He does it in front of management too.>Don't make mistakes thenEverybody makes mistakes, people around me make little mistakes all the time and I take it up with them privately, absolutely none of my mistakes would cost the company any money and are corrected in less than 5 minutes. I've told him to just let me know if I've made an error and he will still just be like UM ANON, I THOUGHT I SHOULD JUST MENTION WHILE EVERYONE IS HEREI might follow him home one night and just kick the fuck out of him to be honest or throw a brick through his window.
>>203994837Well that's the entire nation of Australia done isn't it
>>203994803wow you are going to be a terrible dad
Taxes up 1000% on Rorke and only Rorke and nobody else except for Rorke
What is the point of pmqs if the budget happens afterwards, there is nothing to talk about
>>203994870Do people from therebwear Balmain t shirts and that as a sort of play on words
>>203994837have you ever actually been here (in addition to being here long enough to actually properly learn what it's like) or is that just an opinion formed from internet/tv and such
>>203994848good lad>>203994837I generally don't agree with you as no english person that's ever been to australia echoes that, but I will concede a lot of genuine english eano expats live here
fuck ive just done a poo and have no bog roll
>>203994895Well lets them give some other things attention before the budget dominates parliament for the next couple of months
>>203994850>>203994889>you must have a barely sentient, severely disabled child because... BECAUSEYOU JUST DO OKAY???!?!
>>203994889based on what? having a sense of humour or being pragmatic?
fun fact, this isn't me being funny:sydney was just voted the best city in australia by english expats and visitors againbut i'll stop the "rivalry" posting now
if I had a retard kid I'd 'bort it too no judgement from me lad
>>203994902>>203994901It's not my "opinion", it is a FACT that I have made up
>>203994934making your mum jokes on /brit/ in 2024
>>203994943depends how retarded tbf reckon i could handle a mild autist kid but yeah no downies please x
>>203994941aint no rivalry because sydney floors all the comp in oz, simple as
Think I may have cocked up my exam, lads
>>203994965sense of humour thenglad I didn't grow up in your house if you think that makes for a terrible dad
>>203994954fair enough lad
I would keep a retard baby and raise it to bring me beers
adelaide's better than either of them anyway tbdesu
>>203994980FOLC
anyway moral of the story is australia's fun english expats enjoy it obviously, we all get along hunky dory the end, see you all at the pub etc
>>203994980Rectal exam? Lol cos u said cocked up. So the implication is that u have been gay
>>203995007stop mucking around
the new as it were>>203995017
>>203995016sorry, I don't drink with spastics x
have a crush on LA dodgers Kiké Hernandez. what a man
>>203994982ill laugh when your baby is stillborn
I don't drink alcohol
