ausfailia edition
I'm afraid of Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcz0YxYl6Ac
So when's the COE going to be releasing their anime girl ?
Honestly? Doing a poo.
Surprise Buttsecks!
Sir Queer Embalmer begins by wishing us a joyful Divali
pet nigger howling at the moon outside again
Quite looking forward to Big Brother tonight.I know some of you lads here watch it because I recognise your post styles and jokesin the /bbuk/ threads. Proper perceptive me, nowt gets past this guy.
>Kike Hernandez
Richard Tice set to ask a question at PMQs todayHope he calls starmer out for suppressing information on the Southport killer
>>203995042Church of England?
Man fucked up the dharma
>>203995070Feeling exposed
Don't see the appeal of AustraliaIt could disappear entirely and I wouldn't miss it
Sunak's final PMQs :'(
>>203995070Somehow 190 returned
the asian fanny
for me the appeal of Australia is having an iced latte and a ham and cheese croissant then going for a swim after
his name is rorkehe is a dork
catberg game on google
>>203995112my mum would be sad :(
>>203995116Thought he was going to announce defection to the Yorkshire Party for a minute
>>203995098No. The Chavs of Epworth. Of course the Church of England you blithering fool
>>203995134Can do that here
>terminatedAh yes the classic "I murdered a child because it was handicapped" cope
It's really not worth leaving your job tbqh lads.>just job hop bro!Bullshit advice. Leaving my old job for my current one destroyed my confidence.
we really are a joke country just not serious at all
Who the fuck writes Sunak's speeches? He should sack him.
>>203995165yeah but it would be really cold so defeats the whole purpose
>>203995168Yeah well you're a twat
the appeal of australia is getting to live in a comfy, first world, anglo, sparsely populated country on the edge of the world from which we can observe all the fuckery going on elsewhere and laugh, as we drink our flat whites by our world class beaches and enjoy life
>>203995162why would the Church of England have a gay japanese drawing of a girl?
>>203995200ye but sneks
>>203995200smidgen reddit this
>>203995211to rival the catholics with their new anime girl
yeah I’m sure u care about northern ireland sunak, sure u do mate
>>203995200Sounds horrible>world class beachesDon't see the appealA few weeks on holiday, sure, but apart from that it's not very exciting
>>203995200With a billion Chinese on your doorstep
>>203995168when do you think you'll stop talking about this? its been several months.
>>203995237simply love the beach me would go most days if I couldin fact I do because I can aha
The golden beaches of North-East Australia? Nah mate, it's the lovely Irish Sea and Llandudno, for me.
sunak is actually quite based doesn’t give in to that woke nonsense
>>203995237he who has not tasted grapes says sour
Just been to toilet at toil guys. It should be over at 15:00 pm thankfully
>>203995168Bored to tears of reading about this every day
>>203995239ik this is difficult for the european mind to comprehend but china is like a 10 hour flight away, which is roughly the same distance china is from london
>>203995070often forgets it's on at 9 anon here. doing ket again today so might forget
>My home address? Of course, please send it to Riverside Cottage, Woggin Street>Yes that's right, the terrace houses opposite the maximum security sex offender prison>Look for the burnt out Corsa if you get lost, my house is between that and the house with NONCE sprayed on the door
>Kia Or-ACK!
>>203995261did you use the women's toilet?
>>203995277kek, every fucking time
>>203995286Yeah I always do as I am a woman
>>203995297fucking sick pervert
How can I emigrate to Australia. I have a university education and have worked as an accountant for 3 years - I am ICAEW qualified which means I can practice in Australia, South Africa, Canada, Honk Kong, and New Zealand.
Ah yes the beach... can't wait to go to a flat open landscape where I have to slather myself with lotion to protect myself from the sun... hope I get to fill my shoes with sand, that'll be exciting!
1.5 million homes is that really enough? Our population gets bigger by 1 million each year
good banter from sir kid starver
Are Rishi doing his last PMQs You’ll miss him when he’s gone
>>203995297you're not
lived on the coast my whole life but can't get into enjoying the beach, it really is just boring
will never forget jumping into the icy waters of the Atlantic in Portugal and instantly missing the warm Pacific Ocean back home
>>203995297bit weird though init because you've got a willy
other aussies might not like me saying this but the australian experience is somewhat dampened by the sheer amount of jeets and orientals, even in most regional towns there's no escaping the curry/BO stench
The funniest Anglo-SaxonBut also half GaolNot a coincidence
>Honk Kong
>>203995200sounds a bit too reddit for my taste
>>203995256Weymouth's good enough for me, and can easily hop to Spain or Provence if needed
>>203995337
>>203995310Our population does not get bigger by 1 million each year
>>203995314who is taking over?
Joe's absolutely fucked itfuck sakessssss
>>203995329you're not wrong mate but this is true of every single developed country at this pointcould be worse we could be full of """"French""""
The appeal of Australia is being given double the monthy salaries of the UK
>Yeah I always do as I am a woman
>>203995256>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THE HORROR IS INDESCRIBABLE I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT!!!!>SAVE ME AUSSIEMAN!!!
>>203995349>he doesn't knowwe get 700,000 legal immigrants alone
>>203995329Is New Zealand any better in this regard?
>>203995355I reckon it will be the lazy black woman who pretends to be right wing
>>203995382You’re not factoring in people dying and people leaving
>>203995355they're replacing the unlikeable millionaire jeet with an unlikeable smug black lady because being progressive is more important than policy
In this house Wacky Bruce is a hero! End of story!
>>203995307google it mate, it’s point based or whatever>>203995329yeah but i’m currently fucking a cute chinese girl so whateverthe europeans are getting muslims
>>203995168You should have transferrable skills and it’s the only way to make more moneyI’d glad mong away the rest of my career in a job without leaving if I had a good salary with regular annual increases matched with inflation
Not at all worried about the budget, personallyInvested all my money into magic beans, it's a sure thing
>>203995390nor the illegals arriving and people being born
>>203995390>You’re not factoring in people dying and people leaving700 thousand immigrants is the number after removing those or what is known as net migration
>>203995380nice cherrypicked image cunt now show the other 360 days of the year when it's grey n overcast and the water's 2 degrees
fucking pensioner poverty force? Who is this stupid bitch do pensioners not have it fucking easy enough???
labour just announced that they're scrapping all government welfare
>>203995399>yeah but i’m currently fucking a cute chinese girl so whateverCope, there are none
>>203995392I liked Rishi. Also in terms of family money, he’s a billionaire, not a millionaire
pmqs is just bread and circuses. like these random mps asking the PM a question on the spot will get an issue resolved or policy signed off. scrap outdated charades like this
australia will become uninhabitable due to climate change in a couple of decades. probably not a good idea to move there
>>203995441ill just move to tassie and build a sick minecraft base in the mountains simple as
>>203995441doesn't exist
>>203995435all of parliament is a circus show pantomime, whole thing is so fucking cringe
>>203995468What, Australia? You mighy be right to be fair
>>203995392>electing a woman who's only claim to being British is exploiting an immigration loophole>this is being done by the so called conservative partyJokes write themselves
I’m starting to notice this in England. What used to be a quiet, pleasant country, of hushed voices and consideration for others is very quickly morphing into something loud, brash, garish and altogether unpleasant.
>>203995468i knew those so-called antipodeans were lying this whole time. its just a big ocean there id wager
>>203995384never been
>>203995441it's gonna go from 31 degrees (perfect beach weather) to 33 degrees (perfect beach weather)
kemi is a based black woman
>>203995392Believes men should raise childrenBelieves in abusing the law to obtain citizenshipSo this is Anglo-Saxon culture
>>203995441mate the second technology enables us to harness that land for somethingit's fucking massivethe only problem australia has is being close to china, who i think are about to go off on one
half these questions are just about fucking London
>>203995523more like bumdon
>>203995441well they best start building more tower blocks so we can bring them all back while continuing to take in a million pakis a week
>>203995521>the only problem australia has is being close to china, who i think are about to go off on onedon't think they'd involve us in it tbqh
too shy to talk over the mic on online games
>>203995523Its more important because its where all the minorities live
>>203995489based Quito
Mad how Sir Queer would have known it was a muslim terror attacker killing those girls at the Taylor Swift dance class. Ricin has to be reported under our international chemical weapons obligations and he lied through his teeth about it
>>203995556global majority*
>>203995523Well according to the government everywhere outside of London runs a 95-150% deficit clearly not true but that's what they believe
>>203995540Well you're a fucktard so I don't care what you think
yer faether wud be proud
>>203995541cute ^^
>>203995521what a retarded post, australia is only 300km closer to china than us
>>203995541nobody does anymore thoughpeople, if they’re talking, are in their own discords on their other screens they’re not using their mic in-game and talking to strangers
>>203995569non-british*also the gays are not part of a global majority
>>203995521> australia has is being close to china, who i think are about to go off on one>flight time london to shanghai: 11hrs 38 minutes>flight time sydney to shanghai: 10 hrs 30 minutes
>>203995489>movies shown on the busmental
>>203995602they're years ahead of us
Grandparents had the chance to move to Australia for £10 in the 60s and they almost did but decided not to. Absolute retards.
BAME is a racist term rorkehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/global-majority-bame-explained-national-trust-b2546898.html
Global majority is such a terrifying word Can’t imagine the weird mental illness bouncing around in leftypol’s mind
>>203995601I dont think they'll be flying over on Qantas planes matey
>>203995601>shipping isnt realf
>>203995540they deffo wouldonce they get taiwan, it'll be like the first dominowho'll stop them?indonesia is so heavily populated that that would slow them down a bit thoughaustralia would have time to get ready, and you've shown you can be hard cunts (kokoda)that was ww2 though, different men
>>203995631love elephants me. We need more of them in this country.
evil cannot create, it can only corrupt what already existsnormgroids can't create anything new, they merely consume or copy things great neurodivergents creatednormgroids corrupt and destroy all that is goodnormgroids are responsible for all the worlds evilnormgroids are evilif you're a normgroid you're evilof course you won't care because you're a hylic. you have no soul. no morality. no spirit. in the end you're the one who lostsorry not sorryfuck you
>>203995595feel like tf2/csgo public servers are the only places where this hasn't fully happened, people still banter with each other and talk shit
>finished the salsa before the corn chipstravesty
>>203995594ah yes crossing an ocean is the same as fighting through europeyou dopey twat
>>203995489Nobody cares about anybody other than themselves these daysIt's like nobody understands or probably more accurately don't care that what they do affects others
>>203995631This elephant died :(
most of these questions were dumb but the greens using their rare opportunity for facetime with the PM to ask a question about palestine says everything about those nonces
>>203995676You’ve been done you fucking retard lmfao
>>203995680D:
get the elephants housed
HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>203995626My grandparents almost moved to NZI’m glad they didn’t as I’d probably have had to move again for work and I’d have a gay accent
>>203995687they're mentally ill
on the s isomer ket
map game virgins love wanking over their ww3 scenarios don't theysincerely doubt china, or anyone for that matter, is dumb enough to go to war and choose the entire world as its enemy
>>203995692>erm no i win because i said sosort it out zoomer
>>203995720People said the same before Russia invaded Ukraine LOL
>>203995692Nah he's done you
>>203995720thats what chamberlain said about gemany
it's time to raise VAT to 30%
It's all just so tiresome lads.
Get them housed Get them peanut'edGet them PROOOOOOOOOH :D:D:D 'ed
>>203995669Boomer games is whyI was actually surprised nobody really does it in MCC Halo games either but that’s probably because of how moderated they are the game can probably detect the nword which ruins the appealOnly person I heard on VC was on Halo: CE some weird black YouTuber was playing once and rapping or something while talking to his channel with his voice chat on. Was really weird
>>203995680Yh elephants tend to do that
>>203995641ah yes they'll just conquer the entirety of SEA (population of 650 million people btw) and then invade a country almost as big as theirsand naturally they'll be able to maintain a supply line thousands of kilometres long through multiple countries and through the entirety of Australiathey'd manage to do this all with zero (0) modern military experience
>>203995720You really are a fucking mong aren't you, deary me
here we go lads strap inthe first labour budget in 14 years
Fuming that in the 90s places like Canada, New Zealand and Australia would accept any unqualified runt like me. All three were basically like "COME HOME WHITE MAN"Now you need to jump through all sorts of hoops and have actual qualifications which I shan't be doing, if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best huns xMy parents were going to move us to New Zealand when I was 2 and my mum bottled it at the last minute because "I don't wanna be so far away from my parents" and now she doesn't even fucking speak to them, silly cow. I could literally be in middle earth right now instead of some overcast shithole in the north east of England.
>>203995720china will struggle to invade taiwan but some mongs here think they're going to occupy everything between the pacific and the indian ocean
>>203995751how do we stop them
>>203995746bring back the woolly mammoths is all we’re saying
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2A-uenNswaAMy pp twitched...
pmqs are like>someone in my constituency had their drink spiked, will the PM acknowledge this is baddire
>>203995746This is pure reddit. Fuck off.
china is literary colonising africa as we speak
>Tax cuts for tranniesI knew it
>>203995727>>203995734>>203995757ahem
>increased bennies for TMAU victimsabout time
>shushingwtf
>>203995769The shire is based off of England thougheverYou are where you want to be
>>203995774Hmm off of the top of my head I’d say we need to get the scientists to invent some sort of Live Forever Juice
>>203995769have you tried being an 80 IQ jeet that seems to get you in these days
>>203995800Story of your life, eh brucel?
>>203995806shh
>>203995787Handing out copies of the tao te ching are they?
>white people have to pay 60% income taxit's over
>>203995821based librarian
>>203995825no they're mining raw materials
>5.5% of the Australian population is Chinesethey're already invading lads
is are Nig in the building?
prepare your arseholes, she's going in dry
OMG lads it's habeeerrrngigng
here we goooooooo
>>203995754australia is not nearly as big as chinayou've got a handful of cities, they've got a billion people (and a huge surplus of men)you are right though, they've never been able to fight abroad, whereas australia and her allies (britain) are experts at thatand also there's fucking thailand and malaysia and indonesia in the way firstthailand has never been invaded by anyone because they're even harder than the fucking scots
A fucking WOMAN delivering OUR GREAT BRITISH BUDGET
what's happening, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
she is absolutely shitting herself lmao
Rachel Reeves Sex Arse - Limited Edition Budget Day Bunda Model
ITS SO OVER
>>203995861dianne? maybe
>>203995862>>203995865>>203995866R.E.D.D.I.T
>>203995878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xwDtKtwMPw&ab_channel=SkyNews
>>203995861Yeah seen him earlier when Richard Tice was asking about terrorism
watching the budget on ket all seems a bit silly to me lads
fukkiz yall goofyass nyukkaz talmbout
>>203995861>>203995902the boys have come together
she's very stern
>wheyyyy wheyyy wheeeeey raaaa raaGod politicans are such fucking faggots.Day of the rope when?
>jeering, booing, and talking like literal childrenthis is embarrassing
Don't trust her due to her london accent
mong kong
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my suspicion is China would do absolutely woefully in a war with anyonetheir entire military history is just them dying in the tens of millions
SSM has been executed as part of the new budget
Rachel Reeves come across as a bit autistic to me
I AM A WOMAN BY THE WAYFuckkkkkkk offfffffff! Just tell us what the fucking plan is you MOID
>muh vagina
didn't realise this was the rachel reeves show
My life will begin when I move to japan
>waffle waffle waffleget to the point love
>>203995947Labour +60 in the polls already
Reminder that political discussion belongs on /pol/
would
little conversion rates monitor in the corner so we can watch the pound tank in real time
>>203995944Remember when everyone was scared of Russia and then we realized they were mongs that can’t defeat a smaller country (albeit one supplied by the west)And Russia arguably has more modern warfare experience
>>203995977scream
um
>>203995944lol remember when the japs got hold of them?fucking hellgood job the western powers showed up or the chinese would be slaves
I can't take any of these people serious. Jeering and waving like idiots. Acting like they're giving a speech in a GCSE class.Why is there not one serious person who just comes in and focuses on doing the job?
>>203995973child
too busy watching vtubers so let me know what happens yeah
where is ar' nige?
>Rishi doing the "it's OVER" poselmao - starting to actually quite like him
prefer the bloomberg stream me, you can see the uk stock market going down in real time as she speakshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HI8fLUyx4w&ab_channel=BloombergTelevision
>>203996011'
>>203995991Is it the time to buy pounds or is it going to get worse from here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1aLFfk_kqYme and the lads when China invades
i think reeves is fucking fit. would shag her silly
she's crashing the economy with no survivors
>>203995977
>>203996010>Why is there not one serious person who just comes in and focuses on doing the job?People who should have the job don't want it.People who do want the job unironically need to be buried alive.
>>203996011ToT
wild that she is basically saying the conservatives are fraudsters
>>203996047not that wild though, is it
>>203996041>>203996018>>203995991she hasn't even said anything yet, give her a chance
>>203996010Find parliament to be sort of artificially rambunctious like they’re pretending it’s the 18th century when people acted up like thatBrits are free to disagree
mad how literally every word of this is a lie
sir jeer starter
>>203996068...yh
The SeasideBUDGET:>£500 monthly to spend at the bookies of your choice as a stimulus for the high street>removing all taxes on alcohol, and in fact providing subsidies to all brewers to make alcohol production cheaper>the treasury will match all earnings made on sales at CeX up to a value of £3,000>Universal Credit to rise to £32,000 per year>all council housing to be made free
you know, ive always been "tfw no chinky gf", but im thinking now maybe "tfw no eastern euro gf"
>>203996061
She's been misguided to get super political about this. Yes, the Tories did a shit job, but all she's doing is giving herself extra rope to be hung with later if her budget fails to improve things.
>>203996068yeah I believe it all though
so either way one of these parties was £22bn out on their forecasts surely someone should get in trouble for that or something why do they just keep casually saying there's a £22bn black hole
>>203996067No you're absolutely correct, it's a cringe out of touch pantomime
>luxury tax on sex arsesfuck off reeves this is a declaration of war
>>203996047what you gonna do? call the police?she IS the police
cant wait to be huddled in the trenches of taipei with all you lads in 5 years time xx
>>203996068all she's said is>the conservatives are SHITEand I think even the most ardent tory voters will admit that
>>203996061and yet!
>>203996092Bro is making a serious post on /brit/ :skull:
>>203996088>>Universal Credit to rise to £32,000 per yearnicola FUMING at her benny cut
WHEYYY HAHAHA
Just get to the point on how you're going to fuck us and make things worse, we don't need the bluster
>>203996092she's not bothered, 5 years on a chancellor's salary to top up her MP pension she's set for life
>>203996018Mental how the markets can tell us exactly how good the budget is. We should let the MARKETS create the budget.
>>203996043I'll do it then I suppose, not got much else going on.I promise to call every other MP an entitled twat to their face at least once and throw my shoes at anyone acting like a entitled prick in parliament.
>>203996036think she's a mong but any non-fat bird with that hairdo is inherently shaggable
>>203996084IT LUSH
why is the speaker a literally who woman
shorted the pound against usd this morning get in
>>203996090oh no no no
>>203996142and a paki at that
FACKIN GET ON WITH IT LEGO HAIR
>>203996089What country do you reckon spoecifically?
>>203996130alri kwasi
I will be on the first boat to australia to defend chinamans knob from being taken by beijing
>>203996089don't know how you managed to pick the two biggest whore racesthe good news for you though is that for both of those you just need to give them money
>>203996142they are taking over !!!
>Tories lied about how much money we had and hid it from the public and the rest of the governmentKind of mental how this isn't an immediate death sentence.Genuinely not even trying to be edgy, they will just keep doing shit like that unless people start putting those responsible in bodybags. That or do what the Chinks do where you can just be sat in parliament clapping like a retard and then some guys in black suits just come over and take you away in front of everybody.Next time you hear from them it has been 5 years and you find out they are in prison for the next 50 years for corruption and fraud.
>>203996109you won't be laughing in 40 years when my prediction of chinese dominance is coming true
>£8bn for people with tainted bloodWTF
Wish Diego was here to explain all of this Budget to us dumb-dumbs. Can't make head nor tail of it!
40 BILLION POUND TAX INCREASEGEE FUCKING GEEFLEE THE COUNTRY
>>203996142The Speaker is never in the chair during the budget he leaves it to his deputies
whyyyy are we waaaaaitingwhyyyyyy are we waaaaaaiiiiiting
>18 trillion for reparations
>£1.8bn for posties >£20m per postiefookin hell
>>203996134normalise shoe throwing
>economist at the bank of england whew
>£6bn for windrush victimstake the piss
>>203996187he goes for a pint or what
confirmed the boe runs fiscal as well as monetary policy
>12.2bn for refugee victims of the riotsCan this budget get any worse
this afternoon's accrington scranley
>>203996201Mental how this is some man’s son, he probably cried with joy on the day his lad was born, and couldn’t wait to see the man he would turn into.
bro's... they have an incel tax now... sadfrogimage.jpg
youre not getting an oscar love, just spit it out
Her shitty little joke didn't land well
*is stretching
Its not fucking oscars ffs
>>203996235Utter woke nonsense
>£40bn for MtF sex changesthey're laughing at us.
>>203996221He has a wank in his office while everyone is in the chamber. Tradition going back to the 1600s
>0 billion pounds for /brit/ janniesnot again!
>>203996214>>203996235i'm not watching ityou guys are joking right?i know it's halloween but you don't need to scare me like this
GET IN>>203996261>>203996261>>203996261
>£3bn compo for policedogs who were shouted at in the riotsffs
bit early
>additional 38% on income tax if you're white and heterosexualThank god, it's lower than I expected.
>>203996201>cutruined
She's saying a lot of numbers but I'm not hearing anything about my state issued girlfriend