budget boogaloo edition
>the people of scotlandomg that's me!
>you WILL learn about the holocaust
this is the worst budget for mousenonce ever!!!
40bn right into the pockets of migrantsGET IN
How close to reality is this, lads?Any suggestions on where to look?
I love gay porn. How does the budget effect me?
>>203997445ummm…. hi!!!
>To help high streets, Reeves says there will be a 40% relief on business rates for retail, hospitality and leisure.>And she says she is cutting the duty on draft alcoholic drinks by 1.7 percentage points.Reasonable pro pub policies tbf
>£1m for every illegal immigrant
been fairly benign so far is she buttering us up for the big one? what's left to mention?
>>203997463*nothing happens*
>>203997455£230 million to primary school education, so you might actually learn the difference between affect and effect
>£1 towards holocaust education for every victim of the holocaustcan this country really afford 6 trillion pounds on holocaust education?
>YOU GET A BILLION POUNDS!>YOU GET A BILLION POUNDS!>YOU GET A BILLION POUNDS!>YOU GET A BILLION POUNDS!>YOU GET A BILLION POUNDS!The blackhole grows.
Eating pickles and cheddar on breadBrits will never know this feel
>Labour MPs all shouting SHAME like it's the Steve Austin "WHAT?" chantdo you think they rehearsed that?
>>203997475cool it with the anti-Semitism 18 trillion isn't nearly enough
>>203997474don't care
>>203997474sent that little illiterate to detention
Nothing she said implies they will be able to raise 40billion The only one that made any sense is lowering national insurance but even then that's not enough for a few billion
>>203997454I've got lower middle 7 but its a little bit narrower and there's no driveway. Worth about £150k, I wouldn't call it lower middle in this area.
>redefining what the term "debt" meanslol
>>203997454I live in what would be classified as urban to suburban wealthy
I wish I had the intelligence and social skills to become an Oxbridge graduate Member of Parliament. Alas, I'm doomed to a life of being a good-for-nothing dosser NEET.
>>203997507booting out all the foreigners languishing in social housing and on benefits would probably raise half that
mad how this budget is all good with no downsides
>>203997524the last refuge of the over-leveraged debtorwe'll be telling the chinese the cheque is in the post next
>>203997545least deluded labour voter
A penny off the pletzel
What factories?
>Reeves says they will give an additional £2.9bn to the Ministry of Defence.>It will give a guaranteed military support to Ukraine of £3bn a year for "as long as it takes".Ukraine getting more than the MoD increase? lol
so far they've managed to raise £4 billionJust £36 billion to go
When is the /brit/ neet and greet
>£1bn for aerospaceHigh-time we put a union jack on Mars, methinks
>>203997567laughable
gigafactories
great british go karts
>>203997524what did she say?
>>203997571before the meet and jeet
wonder what it's actually like to suck a knob
Will Britain FINALLY get an electric car factory?Being late to the show has actually been beneficial so far as the German economy for example went too big on EV too soon, but if we don't have some sort of local supply of battery tech in the works by 2030 we are fucked.
>>203997542Rorke!!
Just been on the phone to the mandem.We all agree that the goverment subsidies for new trainers and balaclavas is a good thing but we're a bit concerned about the pooey arse tax that the chancellor mentioned.It's simply not feasible to keep my arse clean for the full day, there isn't enough time or resources for employed people like us. Deeply concerning, thought Labour was for the working man.
>>203997533>good-for-nothing dosser NEET.This budget is very good news for you lad
>>203997567I don't think she caught the notification about Trump stopping the Ukraine's 48 hour anti-terrorist operation before February next year
>budget and noe streamadhdberg having a riot>>203997337https://www.twitch.tv/cinnanoe
1 billion on beach front wanking stations
fucking GRIM politics teenager freaks
Mad when they say we're spending a trillion pounds on a project to create 6 new jobs. Everything they do has a ton of grifters attached to it draining the teet dry.
>>203997617Why's that? I've barely understood a word tbqhwy.
>>203997631/brit/ not /advert/
£5bn on homes for migrants
>>203997545Fuck off you spastic this is terrible.Tax thresholds not rising with inflation is a pisstake.We’re still sending money to corrupt politicians in the Ukraine.Honestly fuck this pozzed deep state crap.
>>203997640You don't pay tax. Anyone that isn't paying tax has nothing to worry about.
>>203997631>https://www.twitch.tv/cinnanoewowweeeeeeeeee
So whomst is paying for all these increase?
>>203997642it's not worth complaining about it - janny never reigns him in. all you can do is ignore him.
it won't be fucking Cambridge thoughthey just stick the grubby little newbuilds in our villages
nth for the gyaldem
>>203997631when i see videos like this it makes me hate women, is that weird?
>>203997659you
>>203997659anyone that earns more than £12,000 a year
>cladding meme
>>203997659Tobacco, vapes, schools and national insurance Nothing else has been mentioned so far
£1BN FOR GRENFELL
GET THE MUZZIES ON THE TRAINS
*sip*
shouldn't it be the landlords job to make sure their buildings are safe, why is it another thing being hoisted on tax-payers?
>>203997631nice cans madam!
geordiebros...
I can't believe the ENTIRE western world fell for the green energy scam.The Chinese are laughing their little yellow cocks off while they build new coal plants and we're just sat here charging our electric cuckwagons.I fucking kneel to Xi Pingpong
Sounds like Milton Keynes is going to be the Silicon Valley of the UK
get the electric trains built
>Oxford-Cambridge>only goes as far as Bedford by 2030so that's just a lie then
>>203997710(the council is the landlord)
>>203997635Realise how many spotty little tory neeks there are in here now
ermm hello what about east midlands trains?
>>203997742still running on coal are they?
>>203997718me and who
Any mention of the migrant wanking allowance in the budget?Like millions of other brits, I don't mind wanking migrants for free to help stimulate the economy but when you're doing a 12 hour shift it's nice to be able to eat sometimes, it's cutting in to my savings.
>>203997721If we were smart we would have gone all-in on nuclear.>cheap>save>clean>highly recyclable>better for the environment>cost efficientIf we were smart...
SHEFFIELD MENTIONED
grimsby mentioned
>>203997777I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
GRIMSBY MENTIONED
MAKE GRIMSBY GRIM AGAIN
What’s always worked for me, when I’m stressed and doubting myself, is to have a shit. No man has ever doubted who they are when they’re taking a nice long shit.
>>203997454Pretty much true
Sheffield Supertram mentioned
>>203997721>The Chinese are laughing their little yellow cocks off while they build new coal plants and we're just sat here charging our electric cuckwagons.more than 50% of new cars sold in China are electric now, they are miles ahead of us on EV supply chain to the point that the EU is introducing protectionist measures to make sure we all don't start buying their cheap electric cars and instead must pay for the expensive european ones
Wasn't paying attention but I heard a lot of Labour MPs cheering just then - what did I miss?
>>203997803woke green energy nonsense
done another bump of ket
Viperr did nothing wrong
>>203997803the genocide of white people plan
will they build any of these promised houses I wonderdoubt it
>>203997840most of the budget will go to immigrants
>>203997824alri ed miliband
>>203997824what are you like
>>203997840they've nationalised Barrett homesdeanoboxes for all!
>>203997824Mong drugs>oh look the room is looking funny hahahahahahaSmoke some crack
I am providing up to 6.7 billion pounds of capital investment into the UK's sex arse supply chain
>>203997858i dont want to do crack holalnd!
>>203997803said you were a gay boy
>>203997888Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
get the migrant children in warm homesget them fed at breakfast clubsget them vaccinated by same-coloured nurses
>>203997883did they use my full name?
R NHS
>>203997682arguable hate is the first step to trooning out, see brookie>>203997716xx
Jokes aside I would genuinely want a priti patel sex arse
MENTHOL ELVES
>>203997721china is all over EVs and green energy you ignorant buffoon
honestly i think 4chan has ruined my life, 4chan and the horrible people that use it, its just a horrible environment for young men to engage in. The internet too, i hate the internet, its just made me an isolated, sedentry lonely man with nothing to live for. Im sorry about all these post guys bht im just so unhappy with my life and i think the internet and 4chan has contributed to my failure at life
are there any women in this thread?
>>203997914i want her squat over my open mouth and grunt and groan while she squeezes out the previous night's curry
>>203997936not my problem
>about 100 new houses built on the edge of town>lots of rainfall last month>all flooded
>>203997936X in the top right fella
>>203997936all this place has ever done to me is provide me with potentially funny things to say irl to normies who now think I am funny and a nice fun guy to hang out with
£6 billion for Holocaust memorials to be placed in every town and village
>>203997962left*
>>203997926your dad is all over my cock mate, slobbering on the shaft, very greedy boy
>Manchester and West Midlands first in line for local government funding boostSmacks of the same heartland bribing shit the Tories did in the Home Counties for years
>>203997936the only people I have common ground with I've found on 4chan
>>203997989you're a bit gay aren't you mate
>>203997958I swear absolutely everything in this country is spearheaded by 80IQ bureaucratic jobsworth mongs
>>203997936get a grip, soft shite
wait did they actually put 2 billion into holocaust stuff or was that 4chan memes x
>>203998007>80IQ bureaucratic jobsworth mongsmentioned
>>203998004you've been done
>>203997542"Foreigners" can't claim benefits mate
reeves does my head in
>>203997936It used to be an okay place to hangout, but lately its dogshit because there are external actors deliberately trying to shit it up and thats why we now have a 1500 second post timer.Brit isnt that bad, you want to see bad go to r9k kekIts the containment board for actual depressed incels
>>203998030you've done. numerous time. up the arse. by numerous men
corrr 1.7% off me pint get in
shall be doing a poo very soon
new cod games are poorly optimised i reckon.
>>203998038dont be disingenuous
watching 1 hour of bouncing boobs with musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WfSohJ9K5o
I don't know how they have the fucking cheek to announce they're knocking like 1p off alcohol, it's literally not even worth mentioning.
Would like to give oral to the speaker of the house
>>203998087Leftypol JeeringPintmen cheering
that was it? fairly uneventful
where is the extra 30bn coming from for R NHS?I would spend £1bn on a committee to investigate NHS mismanagement and misspending and I bet it would work better than throwing another £30bn at useless middle managers
>>203998065Played Cold War recently as a big fan of the original Black Ops and was sorely disappointed. Felt like a bad fan fiction
>sardines straight out of the can (drained)>straight into a pitta bread, dryDelicious, healthy, filling, tastes just like a tuna sandwich. Cheap. We do NOT suffer in Britain.
When a child goes to private school the fee paying parents have already paid for a state school spot in tax, which they then don't even use. The idea that they are getting a ride or takin from the pot by not paying VAT on school fees is utterly, utterly absurd, and no I am not a tarq.
It honestly is quite mental how I have completely eclipsed all of you. Not just intellectuall, but socially and sexually too.
>>203997936yeah let's get rid of the internet it's shit
>>203998134What brand do you eat?I go for the King Oscar Mediterranean ones personally.
time to switch to the public sector
thought sunak had resigned lmao
rishi is actually based I genuinely believes he cares about the working class unlike that dickhead fraud starmer
>>203998140least delusional brit poster
>>203998053thinking of doing a poo myselfi hope you and i can poo together
>>203997958Hardly a suprise, when you replace fields which absorb water with concrete what do people expect to happenThe water runs into the rivers and they burst their banksThen we get an alarmist headline about climate change
>>203998203then you're actually braindead
>>203998213Why? Because I disagree with your politics? Great rebuttal btw
Companywide emergency meeting scheduled for this afternoon. No way it can be layoffs off the back of the budget surely?
>>203998228no-one mentioned politics
>>203998230well she just upped NI contributions from companies so a lot will have to fire staff
>>203998191The new leadership election is happening now and the result is due on Saturday I think
>>203998158fuck that you can get yummy dogshit 50p ones at tesco
>>203997454Why are wealthy just flats in London. And rural looks like bath. Bizarre graph made by a jf
>>203998240I did mate
>>203998073I'm not being disingenuous If you're not a citizen of this country you can't claim state support this is a fact
>>203998158Honestly I just get store brand ones. Saindsburies, Tesco, wherever I happen to be shopping.
Saindsburies
>>203998136Bro just made an antisemitic post
>>203998288Sainsbo's
>>203998273obviously not referring to actual foreigners here on holiday
Cast your vote.
noooooooo you're not allowed to tax and spend because...you just can't ok!!!
*sips water*
30 grams of protein in these for 70p. Gymcels get on this
for me, it's crusty brand imitation gruel9/10 orphans can't tell the difference
>>203998038>Illegal migrants in UK cost the tax payer 8million a day in accommodation alone
freeze pension payments for 1 single year and that's £200bn free'ed up right there
Mental how by the time most of us reach retirement age, things like the state pension and care system will have already completely imploded.Literally paying into something we will never be able to use ourselves. Mad innit?
>>203998335That's not universal credit
>>203998335mad how nothing was said about this in the budget
>>203998322goes down well with a cup of Malk
I wonder how companies will escape minimum wage rises and NI increasesFor minimum wage presumably they'll increase the number of fake apprenticeships
>>203998320>in tomato sauceAnd these are always the only ones available too. Just give it to me fucking brine. Why do they do this? Everyone buys the brine and oil and spring water ones too so these tomato sauce cuck ones for the sardines, pilchards, all of them, these are always the only ones left on the shelf.
what race is the deputy speaker she looks swarty? pure celt or jew maybe??
FTSE SURGE
>>203998377looks MENA or south asian
>>203998377paki
>>203998320reminds me i need to get a shake in me
why do the tories still have this miserable autistic indian as a leader when he lead them to historically near-destruction at the election? Reckon if he was white he'd have been out of the job day one
>>203998377Anglo-Saxons are swarthy not us
cheeky 'cide on the cards
>>203998405pure britons are more swarthy
>>203998377she looks and sounds like alyskahttps://www.twitch.tv/alyska
>>203998377>>203998393>>203998394*puts hands over face*She's welsh rorke...omdz...
>>203998341you're obsessed with freezing pensioners
>>203998367They'll just hire more 16 year olds and take advantage of the lower minimum wage for them
>>203998320grim only get the olive oil ones me
>>203998405cope
the scran, the whole scran, and nothing but the scran
>>203997409lul
starmer looks uncomfortable. he also looks like he's aged 20 years
>>203998425"welsh"
>>203998273Its given freely
>>203998448looks like Elton John did not fart on that
>>203998448is that a rustlers?
just not convinced by rorke that this was a bad budget. i dont give a shit about le small business owner and millionaire pensioners not getting winter fuel payments lmao
Wonder what Britain will look like in twenty years time
>>203998476More's the pity
>>203998492The UK won't exist on 5 years lmao you mong
erm....based?
>>203998273Asylum seekers automatically get support. can't believe leftymongs are still ignoring this
>>203998367>For minimum wage presumably they'll increase the number of fake apprenticeshipsYep, I had this conversation with somebody here recently. When I first started working I had a job in a shitty call centre answering phones. I was on minimum wage for a "Customer Service Advisor" role but then there were other people on my team on an Apprenticeship in Customer Services """course"""They did the exact same job as me but got paid even less, the qualification isn't worth the fucking paper it is printed on. You can get a job in a call centre with ZERO experience, it's easier than working at fucking Mcdonalds or stacking shelves in a supermarket yet those poor, dumb cunts actually thought they were working towards something worthwhile lmao. Very grim.
work will be paying a grand a month more to the NHS to keep me on
>>203998492london will look like neotokyothe rest of the country will look like what bulgaria looks like now
rishi is cookin these clowns
sucking a chocolate orangeone of yer five a day, innit (it is)
>>203998492
>>203998535So its going to be like bladerunner 2024?
my balls evaporated when the conservatives did the UP adlibs
Mad that if Rishi just said he was going to set up a few thousand canons aimed at the English Channel he’d still be PM
canons
the labour front bench is whiter than the tories, the absolute state of it. when did rorke randomly put up dreadlock nigerians and pakis and indians to represent them?
I actually quite like Rishi, shame he backstabbed bojo and then ran one of the worst election campaigns in recent memory
Things were NOT this bad under the conservatives things were not this bad with Rishi dog bring him back !!’
>You can now make contactless payments with Google PayTM. Just add your Barclaycard to Google Wallet to get started.thank fuck for that well overdue
told the uberman it's a scrandemic so he came through and blessed me with the 'izza 'xpress
The biggest problem of the immigration "debate" is that no politician has explained or been asked why immigration must decrease
put all the deliveroo bikes in a giant hamster wheel to generate fuel for the migrant hotels in these trying cozzy livs
>https://tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/government-budget>15.1% deficit in 2020Covid done everyone in fiscally
>>203998516that be what a mid woman be demanding a man's salary to be these days
>>203998623anti semitism
>working people paying the priceyeah thats not really true though is it rorke...employers are paying the tax rises not normal people. And no, being on 200k a month "self-employed consultant" is not a normal job
yeah Rishi is a lad
bring rishi back
Can't go a nice cosy stroll through my small town without seeing them aimlessly walking about
>>203998659>200k a monthIt's 6k a month
the afternoon punt
that mind broken norman rape baby on here has become so rattled by the celt chad he's made a trip
NEETlife is watching The Office and breaking down in tears because it forces you to realise you've wasted your entire life and will never be normal
>>203998693pheasants
>>203998710African men
>12 billion set aside for infected blood scandalfuck me wasn't there supposed to be a 50 billion black hole or something
>>203998700how do you win at horses. isn't it harder to win than betting on football or boxing.
What is the point in wasting BILLIONS on owning and maintaining nuclear missiles if we're not going to launch every single one we have at Tel Aviv?
>>203998708but the normal people in the office are all grim depressing little wretches
theres so much easy money the government could claw back. no idea why they don't just do it.
>>203998693Same here west wales
>>203998727Anglo-Saxons brought them to Europe
they are eager
>>203998738Will tell you at about 10 past 3 when I win
>>203998693They spawn out on the street. Random somali "asylum seekers" appearing in a middle class neighbourhood suburbs where the average house price is minimum £350,000. I think they get dropped off
[everybody] THEY HAVE x4
>>203998731Funny scandal almost.The government wanted to save a few million on blood donors and now have to pay Billions back
>>203998738Yeah it is. Basically just close your eyes and pick one
>>203998693Yep, wogs milling about everywhere, dogshit and fag ends splattering every street and even the native Brits are all dysgenic looking generational scroungers in tracksuits.I was a NEET for the longest time and never really gave much of a shit but now ive got a career im gonna move to greener pastures first chance i get
>>203998744there's beauty in the mundane. the comradery. NEETlife turns you to a lonewolf.
>>203998780>loves Jesuscuck mentalityI should be the only man in her life
those post office "victims" must have all been compensated at least a quadrillion pounds since 2014, just fucking move on
bbc studio looks so shite
rorke sit down, youre embarrassing yourself
>>203998792>greener pasturessuch as?
>>203998731>about 700 people got yank AIDS blood>each one getting about £17m in compensationwould you lot be happy getting Aids if you knew you'd get a payday like that?
>>203998768They were bussed in by LIEBOUR
>>203998796no fair enough but is the office really the best depiction of thatthey all seem ready to do themselves in
>>203997454I just bought a lower middle sixth from the left style terraced house (exchanged yesterday, completing on Monday).£190k, in the Midlands, on a single £52k salary, no help from anyone on the 20% deposit, just savings.
>>203998814hes the yankified zoomer ignore him. he thinks every american lives in a mansion and earns 400k a month
>>203998818Honestly no. Especially when it was in the 80s or 90s. If you got 17m the very next day maybe but theuve had to live with it for 40years
TAX THOSE GAMERSPAY FOR WOMEN!
Do u like my watch? Most expensive thing I ever bought other than my car
>>203998808went back to sky news
MAKE WOMEN PAY FOR THEIR ABORTIONS
>>203998489least evil neoliberal
kek it be true though
>>203998861Britain is the grimmest place in the developed world, spin a fucking wheel and anywhere it lands will be better
>>203998885could get something down the market for £10 that looks exactly the same
>>203998885yeah its alright but i basically think all watches look alright
>>203998885not really. pricey watches also look shit on mongs like you. you probably wear trackies outdoors and live in a shit-hole area. expensive watches don't match well
>>203998785Shouldnt have been so racist asking for non drug addict prison blood and wanting nice european blood
why can't Nicole move somewhere with cheaper rents? it's not like they have a job to commute to.
>>203998920Yeah but that’s got no value. Atleast I can sell it and still get over £2000
What's wrong with wearing trackies?
>>203998916How many countries have you been to?
I live in a property worth around £1.4m
>>203998938Why can't you mind your own business?
>>203998923Thanks>>203998930How can u say that u don’t even know me mate
>>203998885why is your watch named after a football manager?
>>203998916Thats just delusional I hope you're trolling. If the wheel landed in South Sudan where people basically do nothing but wail and starve in the desert and get beheaded by an assortment of criminal and islamist gangs and rapists, you'd just that over your a mid tier english town? Get your head sorted mate and go outside
>>203998967go on rightmove and tell me how much it was selling for in the 90s
the famously developed country of south sudan
>>203998959Inside? Nothing at all, peak comfyOutside? Disrespectful of yourself and others, given up on life
>>203998994£32,000 plus tip
>>203998938Needs to be close to her therapist, the tattoo shop and the pilates club
The increasing visibility of third worlders just milling around is a genuine phenomenaGo to Waterloo train station now and most of the benches are occupied by middle aged and dishevelled Indian and pakistani men just sat there doing nothing
Might move to China.
>>203998987south sudan isn't the developed world
>>203998855>Midlands>£52k salaryalri King Midas
>>203999002Good white girls belong to desi cock
>>203999006But what if I'm going to the gym? You sound like a little conformist
>>203999042>>203999042>>203999042
lil zoomer bro so captured by american media he thinks south sudan is a better fate than living in a slightly too rainy english town
reminder that a can of stella contains 0 of your 5 a day
>>203999002I would like some chinese here.
>>203999016And this is a problem because..?
>>203997454>this deanobox in upper middleYou could literally get this for £150,000, they're shite
>>203998994£265,000 in 1997loving every laugh
>>203998885tudor just screams i can't afford a rolex, it probably appeals to watch nerds tbf but everyone else who hasn't got a clue will reckon you bought it in argos. shouldve bought a 1601 datejust for the name
>>203998885>TudorThe ultimate cope watch for people who can't afford a Rolex.I can't afford a Rolex (at least not a new, good one) but I'd rather wear no watch at all than a Tudor. Sort it out lad.Just get a Citizen if you want something cheap that still looks decent.
>>203998910have sex mate
>>203998938shut up and pay her you filthy GAMER
>>203999159i already told him that but i was a bit nicer about it
So fucking mild
