sour grape edition
Wanted to get the exgfberg back and live a comfy normie life but she's not having it. Might degenmaxx, get into drugs and prozzies and that kinda thing
mmhmm ding ding ding
Am I the only one here with mum who got breast implants? Surely not
>>204000639Whynot just go get a new gf
>>204000665Can't really see another one falling for it
>>204000660my mum has a lovely set of natural hangersi have nice tits genetics
>Amazon/evri/dpd: Your parcel will arrive in this time window, we will update the window if it changes, this is how many stops your driver has before you, here is a map of your area where you can see exactly where the driver is at the minute>Royal mail: Yeah it’ll probably arrive at some point today (No guarantees)Country’s gone to the dogs
>>204000660Hasn't the transhumanism era begun?
>>204000660Why did your mum get them
>>204000660nah mumberg got them as wellreal looksmaxx bitch, she is
>>204000706thank the czech ownership of our royal mail
I would like one northern English gf please
>>204000590These look like plums.I'm quite certain that grapes are toxic to foxes, they cause renal failure in dogs at least.Please publish an erratum.
r/unitedkingdom seems to be pleased with the budget, I'm shook. I thought they were all poor students, not champagne socialists
>>204000752Northern girls settle down at 16 and immediately get fat
Pits are stinking
>>204000706Most services are better left to businesses rather than the government.
REMOVE THE VIDEO GAME TAX
>>204000784Not the one that has been set aside for me
>>204000795LOL
>>204000723She just said something to do with her confidence or whatever
Hey! I'm the voice in your head. Please think of me, kindly.
50% increase on airpassanger dutySo in other words UK flights increase by £7European flights by £15Middle East and North America by £126East Asia, Australia and Southern Africa by £130
>>204000828…they know about the China escape plan. We need to get out. NOW.
>>204000795Lmao
little girls dancing
done another bump f ket
I say again, things were NOT this bad under the conservatives!
>>204000828I thought that was only on private jets?
Might become a vagrant tramp
Mad how the Beatles wrote a song complaining about taxes but you're still allowed to like them
>>204000771Agree with everything in this post desu
>>204000882fuck the bumps, do a line like a man
>>204000828>Middle East and North America by £126Making flights to the USA £100 more is actually a really bad idea
>>204000886It's flight duty and statistics I posted were for regular class flights
>>204000771>>204000844they are infact plums obviousy, if you notice what they are growing on(a fucking plum tree, not vine, you can tell by the leaves). but it is a reference to sour grapes, ie a phrase. and yes, foxes can eat grapes, but I can find no picture catching them red-snouted so
>>204000908They wrote a song complaining about taxes, that's how you know they're based as heck
What does love feel like?
>>204000908Tax was literally 90% of income in the 60s
>>204000937How so?
Five more years. No refunds.
>>204000873>>204000814If you want to discuss it we can.I'll be waiting.
>>204000930i dont wanna k hole cos famberg are aboooooooot
being VERY choosy with my jobsthey better beg for my labour!!!!!!!
>BREAKING: A case of a new strain of mpox has been detected in the UK for the first time, it has been announced
Don't like the governmentDon't like corporationsSimple as really
>>204001012it's over for gays
>>204000941>sour grapes, ie a phrase.Nobody says this
>>204000971Quite a popular place to go and quite a big increase
>>204000962Feels like you arent lonely and have someone to take care of you.But also at the same time it produces it own problems so its like if you arent in a relationshop you are miserable but if you are in one you are just miserable in other ways because sometimes you have to do things you dont want to do at all for someone else because they make the same concessions for you.
>>204001012Be fine, don't have gay sex
>>204001012LOCKDOWN NOW
>>204001040impossible
So are comfy WFH jobs finished then or...?
Dad just sent me thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VBrdum3dmM&ab_channel=WhiteEuropa
Just did a monumental poo. A poo for the ages.
>>204000973The royal mail is a private business
Heard Tommy Robinson was crying in prison to not be put into general population
just prematurley ejactuled after a quick fiddlenever happened to me before
>>204001052Quite easy actually, just don't bum or get bummed by blokes
CLOSE THE PARKSCLOSE THE SHOPSCLOSE THE SCHOOLSOPEN THE GAY BARS
>>204001072Im afraid i've hatted myself due to lack of knowledge.
>>204001085Leftypol stamping his foot and screaming at this post
alri lads
POV: You arrive home
done precisely shag all at wfhtoil today
So is WWIII cancelled or not?The more time passes the more it seems likely that the Ukrainian and Palestinian situations will result in nothing for us
>>204001072So?
>>204001100What is wrong with you
she is actually quite pretty
>>204000962it's like a toothacheyou wake up thinking about themyou go to bed thinking about themit takes you over, turns you into a zombieit becomes your religion, your reason for livingit's like being kicked in the bollocks over and over and you want more
>>204001143Depends on Tuesday
leftypol is going to have a melty over thistommy being kept in 5 star luxury at the expense of his tax money
hamberg on a mad one
>>204001130Why's there a lesbian in my bed?
>>204001143trump will bring about world peace by the end of next month
>>204001161I’ve noticed you have a bit of a habit of getting particularly enamoured with a certain image or webm and then posting them repeatedly for a period
>>204001143I think we will have to wait to see if China commits to entering the mixRight now China is standing like an autistic guy at a school dance who wants to dance but just wont do it
softbois: rise up
>make this awful reflexive grimace whenever something inconveniences me>pound on my desk whenever i feel angry>masturbate whenever i feel stressed>don't plan for the future>play with my foodliterally no better than a monkey lads
so annoying. only just got beat into 2nd
>>204001161waheey look at him go
Business idea: take controversial public figures who claim they're being persecuted and actually persecute them so they're proven right
>>204001160Tommy getting 9 months in the ritz while non-whites who stole a pack of crisps get incinerated in walk in ovens
>>204000941>and yes, foxes can eat grapes,Okay, they can eat grapes. But is the fruit good for them?
>>204001130ohh you havnt cooked me tea because youve been filming yourself reading childrens literature... thats fine darling ill just go to the chippy... again
>>204001178I simultaneously want him to do this but also for the Jews to stop him
>>204001189>>masturbate whenever i feel stressedKtim
>>204001189first two sound like the tism
BREAKING: Labour announces 3% cut on poo duty
>>204001100Although women tend to have better curves and plumper bums there's something to be said about a hot cock and balls dangling like that (speaking as a straight bloke)
>>204001130right... TIGHTS AFF YA COW
Would genuinely love a nice Ruby Granger gf
>>204001178he's not actually president until januarythe january 6th attempted genocidal revolution was on jan 6th because that's when the new president gets certified
>>204001185yeah?
For me, it's stress eating and depression wanks
>>204001237brb investing in my poo ETF
do NOT shag trannies if you don't want monkeypoxthey are secretly MEN
>>204001219it's better than starving I guess. not much info on this specifically, should only be toxic in large quantities but foxes don't eat fruits in large quantities. usually berries are just a supplement to their diet
>>204001239um
>>204001239yeah not gay myself but if I walked in and he was lubed and posed like that reckon I'd struggle not to put my willy in
i am a PAYEpig for the government
why do yanks bang on about wanting their country to be run like a business and they want smart business people in high offices of governmentwhy would you want your government to emulate an organisation whose core function is to generate revenue instead of providing services
>>204001217he's in there with a playstation 6(full disclosure - i stole this joke off limmy)
Your da has tor browser installed on his windows 8 laptop
I see they held the Annual Woman's Drivers Convention in Spain this year
mad how humans are just smart monkeys, weird that we do shit like stare at computer screens all day or even the fact we created computers in the first place
>>204001143who gives a shit anymore. i need a purpose in life or i wish i were dead. id love for a world war.
>>204001353This post is illegal
>>204001342my da writes sentences on google with a question mark
>Average growth rate over next few years: 1.58%.GB SURGE
>>204001327Where did anyone ever say that?
rude that im not a millionaire
>>204001321accidentally replied to my p800 for tax underpayment saying “Sent goddess” lol this habit rules over me with an iron fist
>>204001327There's a reason why america is the richest and most powerful country on earth but I just can't put my finger on it
>>204001396Only way is up when youre rock bottom
>>204001396unprecedented levels of mass immigration that have irreparably changed the country forever is now all worth it.
no idea what the difference between PAYE and NI is
These two have unlocked my understanding of the "Uncle Tom" stereotype and why Black Americans hate them so much. Two brits where every single video I've seen them make is:>UGHH BRITISH FOOD IS LE UNSEASONED>YANK FOOD MMMMHHHH YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY OHHHH THE CORN SYPRUS AND CARCINOGENS ARE OOHHH SO YUMMY WUMMY IN MY TUMMY I consider them traitors to my people who have sold out their traditions and heritage to shake they asses for Yank Dollar. Fucking cunts.
get nervous when police cars drive past with sirens on
>>204001353screaming, howling, guffawing
>>204001405you know, yanksthey say that sort of thing don't they
Can literally remember this exact time last year saying 2024 is gonna be my year, gonna get a girlfriend etc… nothings changed
Mad how they're making an arse of things
>>204001412Haha>>204001353Hoots
Good Smallvillie thread on /tv/
>>204001446ok
5bykgnoeuccm3hdwu3ff6ap5ourisg53llpuw37weujcddhykdkeqyad.onion:8333/web-inf/media/22/cutiepies_8CE2AG2.mp4
>>204001130she doing asmr or summat?
>>204001448everyone does. will it finally be the day they come for me? one day
>>204001476me and the missus looking under the settee for the remote
BASED BUZZ ALDRINhttps://x.com/TheRealBuzz/status/1851628221013622787
feel like SHIT
>>204001506erm...
>>204001506
The ghost of John McAfee flying over from Belize at supersonic speed
>>204001446You can make so much money by reinforcing other peoples world-view. I don't blame them.
>United States creates the atom bomb and Starts the nuclear age>United States creates the internet>United states creates the telephone and smart phone>United states harnesses the power of electricity>Jesus was literally from the united states
>>204000660Post a pic of mummy's enhancements
>>204001189ktim
>>204001446Sorry I don't want zoomerslop on youtube and I am not a massive gay so I have no clue who these two are
>>204001517mad how he will still lose
>>204001506>cutiepiesget him locked up
>>204001517Are Buzz
um
it's time to pay up, rorke
>>204001542Literally every one of those things was done by Britishers first
>>204001547
>>204001506hmm..
>>204001459They?Never met them.Where did you meet they?
>>204001506Rorke quickly copying this to his sticky notes for later
>>204001585ahaha are lachey
God is an American.
>>204001591
>>204001584thought it was a black lad until she put her hand out
>>204001616
memes aside in total seriousness why can't we just become extremely strict when it comes to enforcing the law? safe multicultural countries exist and all you need to do is enforce the law equally. I don't see the point of having cameras on every street in london when the police can't even chase moped gangs incase the they fall off the moped. Literally build dozens more prisons and make it 100% clear violent crime WILL be punished and it will be equal and it will be horrible. You will be cold and hungry for multiple years and if you reoffend you will spend the rest of your life in a small cold room eating half a loaf of dry bread a day with two litres of warm water.Violent crime, theft, home invasions are the top tier society ruiners and should be treated with absolute force by the state. You snatch someone's phone? You get life. You break into someone's house? Life. You beat someone up? Life. We should live in a society where a little woman can walk through london alone at night with a handful of £50 notes and have nothing to worry about.
>>204001590>Britishers we wuzzing American inventions
>>204001584pining to lick her sweaty thighs
>>204001506doesn’t work
potatoesbaked or mashed? ANSWER ME
>>204001632
>>204001657
>>204001506barley
>>204001603on the internet where they say those sorts of thingsyou know what I meanyou've seen them say that
Police unable to find Rorke's address to question him in connection with a pedo ring because he cleverly changed the name of his flat to "The Willows"
>>204001652oh it worked little lad. You're on the van list now
>>204001639This is racist
Mad how I've spent years autistically curating my JewTube recommendations and they're STILL trying to get me to watch Yank comedians doing softball interviews with generic Democrats
>>204001653roasted
>>204001639The Prime Minister is a human rights lawyer who went to African countries to stop them killing child killers, you think we're going to punish stab gangs? LOL
>>204001653boiled then fried
>>204001671No I dont know what you mean thats why im asking for you to point specifically at an instance where it occurred.
>>204001653mashed... then baked
>>204001584love a bit of femdom but I genuinely cannot understand findom how the fuck do you get any sexual arousal from losing money
>>204001710That's a gratin nibba
>>204001687>>204001707>>204001710Thought these were replies to that post about what we should do with crims
>At the same meeting, Northern’s managers confirmed that it still uses fax machines to communicate with staff.Managing director Trish Williams said it would not be possible to replace them “without an agreement with our trade unions”.lol
>>204001680It isn't, just enforce it equally. It shouldn't matter what colour the criminal is just punish them all ffs.
>>204001708*palpable beads of sweat forming on forehead*listen, mate, I can't point to a particular instance, but I know that you know what I'm talking about, don't be so obtuse
>>204001684skill issue
>>204001653chefs bake then mash. reduces water content and increase flavour
>>204001653cut then deep fired
So are we allowed to talk about the upcoming major world event or is it still ban worthy?
>>204001747Northern still runs Pacers
>>204001684Yeah modern youtube is shitty as fuck.Became all kinds of fucked up, most of the time when you search for something its like 1-3 related videos then a bunch of political shit or something that has literally nothing to do with anything
Opening up the applications in 2025 for a gf. Get your CVs sent in if you're a woman aged 22-33 who lives in the North West of England. No mingers
>>204001747I don't get it.What's wrong with faxing documents?
>>204001684Every time I go on it gives me a blank page
>>204001779I'm a man with a hairy pooey arse
>Mother, 8-year-old son die in rollover crash where child was ejected from vehicle
love her
>>204001640>Atomic bomb a collective effort between the UK, Canada, and USA which relied on contributions from all three>world wide web invented by Tim Berners-Lee>telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell>the term "electricity" coined by William Gilbert - the Leyden jar invented by a German and Dutch>those feet in ancient times DID walk upon England's mountains greenshit out of luck there, pal
"baked potato" is a woke way of saying jacket potato
>>204001788why dont they just use a telegraph instead?
>>204001767Only allowed to talk about black men's penises, I'm afraid
>>204001788Nothing, they're a useful means of communicationNo need to swear at me though!
>>204001747Business idea: Replace the fax machines with CRM run through New Delhi
>>204001767Politics? Immediate ban
>>204001797>>204001797kindly rejected this application thank you x
>>204001722reckon some sort of wires cross between femdom and the masculine urge to be the provider
>>204001811corrrr imagine if this had been a 1812 get that yank would have been demolished
>>204001217>get incinerated in walk in ovensFucked up how that happened to that women in Canada and her mum found her charred remains
corrrr
>>204001779Alri 34 year-old
>>204001842me on the phone getting mum to pick me up
>>204001755No but like thats the thing I dont.We cant actually discuss anything about the scope of the idea you are supposing to exist when you cant actually point to the sources you are claiming to exist are.Its like"I hear this""Well i've never heard that""Well its happened I cant point to where but you know what im talking about""No I literally have no idea what you are talking about"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trade_unions_in_the_United_Kingdom>GMB>Formed from General, Municipal, Boilermakers and Allied Trade Union, as a general workers' union. It includes the International Union of Sex Workers as a branch.?
>>204001863im 28
>>204001811>Atomic bomb a collective effortNice try, Yankee apologist
I would like to eat juicy and fresh grapes whether it's sweet or sour.
The atomic bomb was invented by Jews
deano and the missus
>>204001907Behind the turkey teeth and tommy shelby canvas are probably two nice, down to earth people
>>204001885well I heard it at some point some where so I'd like you to entertain the fact that these people do exist since I have in fact seen them myself
>>204001639We're already fucking strict and it doesn't work.We don't even have any statute of limitations on crimes like other countries do.High level drug dealers in the Netherlands get 5 years in prison but we dish out 20 year sentences.Court transcripts aren't even free in this country, so you unless you're rich you won't even get one for your own trial
>>204001907Live in this exact Barrett configuration
mad how if this were in hull you'd say it was shit but because it's in the yanited states you just KNOW it's absolutely peng
>>204001775Whats wrong with pacers? Ive been on pacers and they work perfectly well.
The Day Nicole Rattled Rorke
>>204001905ruby roman! big juicy balls for my jap friends
>>204001928Yeah okay, im sure its probably happened.
>>204001905Hello. Do you have autism?
nevermind the Smallville thread got stupid and gay
62 days left of 2024 and I delivered hardly anything I promised in my 2024 plan back in Jan at work lolI'm leaving next spring anyway two years and fucking off from this shitheap place
just thought of the term the "manplappan project" and made myself audibly laugh out loud. this place has done a number on my sense of humour.
get the bumholes fingered
>>204001830Read this in his voice :3
>>204001416Because it was a country stolen from an entire people, replaced with rich Europeans with recently invented industries, slavery on a continental-wide centuries-long scale, and then taking over a vacuum left after Europe destroyed itself in two warsNothing to do with being brainwashed against having good social servicesAmericans spend more on healthcare and get less for it because of their inefficient private model
>>204001960phew alright thanks lad*tugs at my own collar*
>>204001978Love it when I make myself roar with laughter over some nonsense, don't even post it half the time
>>204001842me on the decks
use to get annoyed by my dad checking me on my language, but honestly I have to admit that he was right, cursing if very low-brow and classless
Once unironically knew a guy named Wayne King.
*turns to camera*Some say, he's convinced SIM cards feel pain, and that the spider in his hair is called JeffreyAll we know is, he's called Mousenonce! *camera cuts to Mousey stalling a Koenigsegg on the starting line*
ATTENTION GAYS OF /brit/: is Andrew attractive?
>>204001972im getting a glowing review this year, and i probably dont deserve iti doss almost every day, but i always post about what im doing and when things are done, so it looks like i get a lot doneonly did it so i wasnt made redundant
I just realised I hate winter. I've basically just woken up and now its already dark out. It's not right.
>>204002016FOY
>>204001936So considering London has cameras on every street how the fuck is it so dangerous still? Just drag them out of their homes and out them in prison for life.
>>204002029kill yourself heathermong
>>204002029He needs a better haircut
>>204001049tragic and depraved sight
Used to have this lamp shade of historic british pubswould quite like a set of the same prints for coasters
>>204001416It's very interesting to read the comments of the Founding Fathers, especially Jefferson and Adams. Even in the 18th century, when everyone else was trying to figure out what exactly an American even was, they were making profound predictions that the country would eventually stretch from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and that the English language would become the lingua franca of humankind.
poo at work every day meanyone else?
Might manifest my destiny
>>204002065he has to have a comb over or people might notice he is balding
>>204002029average white man with a shit haircut
>>204002087bet his bum felt weird when that came out
>>204002087every chance I getno better feeling than being paid to poo
mugs
What's tiktok for? What's the use case?
>>204001542>United States creates the atom bomb and Starts the nuclear ageManhattan project derived from the earlier British Tube Alloys project>>United States creates the internetWhich nobody used until Britain created the world wide web>>United states creates the telephone and smart phoneAlexander Graham Bell was British, and touchscreen and texting were invented by Brits as well>>United states harnesses the power of electricityWorld's first commissioned nuclear power station was British>>Jesus was literally from the united statesThe United States was literally from Great Britain
>>204002087na i got in trouble last time i did a poo in my asda van
>>204002100ktim
>>204002033This is one of the worst feelings ever.Had a bit of a breakdown last year and it was just horrible finally falling asleep around 6am and waking up in the late afternoon.
>>204002029>cap on tax-free amount you can hold in your ISAdidn't happen that did it?
>>204002112OOF
>>204002087captcha: poo xs
>>204002116pass time when on break from work
>>204002116girls doing stupid dances and flat earth redpills
>>204002087corr imagine that were hers
>>204001907I reckon, if I had to, I could murder these two and feel nothing afterwards
>>204002033seems like you're the problem here. dont go blaming a season because you're a pathetic waster
Greetings laddingtons.
>everything you want or need is paid for>wtf help I’m being abused
>>204002182
>>204002157mentally ill freak
Might get into teledildonics
>>204002116this is AI generated
>>204002188oh no how awful
Onderon's closest moon Dxun orbited Onderon so closely that one day each year their atmospheres merged and flying beasts called drexls could cross from one to the other.
>>204002215that would piss me off honestly
>I reckon, if I had to, I could murder these two and feel nothing afterwards
>>204002201tell me where you live, got a surprise for you
this film made me a land lover, a tit lover too
>>204002188I think the general idea goes something like:>punch partner in the face>buy them a car>take them to dinner>compliment them>flowers everyday>etc etcLike what Mason Greenwood did when he raped his missus and then brought her gifts until she dropped the charges.
>>204002215Mad this lad's had more action than me
>>204002205yeah?
thicc neighbour is out walking her dog in a vest again corrr
>>204002264you should kill yourself. now.
>>204002049The cameras were never there to stop street crime and the roadmen. You don't need Orwellian tech to do that. I wouldn't be surprised if the government uses them to primarily follow 'political activists' and other 'enemies of the state'.
Darth Bane rode on a drexl from Dxun to Onderon when he was left stranded on the jungle moon without a ship.
watching youtube on me telly mad how many ads there are
>>204002188Crazy how when you try to explain that modern politicians governances tactics synchronize exactly with the behavioral characteristics of narcissists and psychopaths they all think you are mentally ill.
just realised this photo is taken in fucking new york
I reckon, if I had to, I could murder anyone in this thread and feel nothing afterwards
>>204002272glad to hear it, wouldn't want it getting cold after all
>>204002215schoolgirls legs and slag kiss poster collab
>>204002272Do you want to have sex with her or something?
>>204002233Fucking loved OnderonAt that point I was always a powerful and well respected sith lord
yawning out me arse
Somebody must know
>>204000623>>204000623>>204000623recycle
capital gains tax includes crypto
>>204002344shan't
>>204002341Why is the tag still on his jacket
>>204002341at the shop returning the jacket he stole I hope
>>204002319would love tobit of an age difference though she looks mid to late 30s and idk if she's married or whatever sadly
>>204002181Don't think he was quite doing that you wet wipe
NEW>>204002378>>204002378>>204002378
>>204002355they came for the cryptobros
>>204001959Yum. I will definitely buy grapes tomorrow.>>204001964Kind of yes.
