Zooey edition
https://youtu.be/oUA1KkZVT_Eexplore korean culture
>>204000623more like pooey
>>204002187whys he wearing gloves
>>204000623I wish I could mating press a girl that looks like Zoey
mmhmm its that time isnt it
>>204002187BaliSoftware developerdoxxable infoTom
>>204002327can you go sith without being too much of a dick? I just want to be a misanthrope resentful sith lord. not the guy that steals and kills millions on a whim
>>204002379do your own research
>>204002379wipe the tears away
>>204002390why not spain?
>>204002359hes ugly af, dont know why zoomers like so much
>>204002395Think you're missing the point
Weird im a manager for people 10 years older than me who have kids and wives and stuff. I just play vidya and shitpost about SSM
>>204002388yes almost time for your mummy to bring your chicken nuggets, baked beans and chips to your smelly bedroom
Out of order really, Wayne. Dylan is still missing
anime
>>204000623>Zooey edition>>204002388he's here! x
>>204002428for a honeymoon?
>>204002435how so?
Donating to the Jay Slater memorial fund
cracking one open for the slatedog
Sith with a basic connection to the Force were trained as Sith Marauders on Hronaghr. They were the warrior class. They were excellent for combat but not much beyond that.Moderately stronger Sith were trained on Umbara as Sith Assassins.The most powerful Sith were trained on Korriban as Sith Lords. Darth Bane was chosen for the Sith Lord class because they could sense that he had an incredibly strong connection to the Force.
>>204002502Thanks but the money will be better spent finding are Dylan, hun x
>>204002478air jordans
>Want to join House Slytherin but I have no ambition and I don't actually want to commit any atrocities
3,854 days since a certain 48 hour antiterrorist operation
>>204002443luv em x
the perfect woman
For me it's continuously keeping my mind occupied with films, TV shows, video games and various drugs so I can avoid entering a depressive spiral.
>>204002546Bro is on a vpn
Is a houseplant in the bathroom a good idea?
>>204002594haha same, gotta keep myself distracted constantly
>>204002557https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1730304923640807.webm
>>204002619>houseplantare you a woman?
>>204002619Genuinely a better idea than most other rooms in the house especially if you're a neglectful neek
>>204002619yh int that the nitrogen cycle or summink
>>204002640No I'm a Roman God tier maleHouse plants clean the air of my lungs
nth for the baddiedem
>>204002619reckon you're better off with a toilet
adam on a mad one
*shoves an aspidistra down your windpipe*
>>204002631:/
>>204002639BAZED
>>204002681is this slag unironically streaming herself sleeping?
rubber dinghy rapids bro
Keep the Aspidistra Flying. Great book that.
Reading about how Britain was cut-off from American nuclear research because our leftypol and commiemong civil service kept giving away all of our secrets to the Soviets. I have no clue how you can witness - in person as it's happening - the tyranny and destruction of the USSR and the CCP and think "hmmm yeah, that's the people I want to give World ending weaponry to, those genocidal dictators should be trusted with the power of the sun."
>>204002773isis beheading incoming
>>204002751she'll be right back on it when she wakes up
>>204002780I found a copy of down and out in paris and london in the charity shop for a quid
Down and Out in Paris and London in the Charity Shop for a Quid. Great book that.
>>204002785Some little German faggot did the same and thats why they actually have nuclear weapons today kek
>>204000623yes, mate, we're raping the disabled
I’ve never watched Die Hard With A Boner or whatever it’s called so I don’t know if Bruce Willis is a good actor or not.
fellow neetchads I just woke up did we win in the budget
>>204002868Well, he's not a very good actor now.
Lee can’t have cheese, doctors don’t know why
>>204002881unfathomably grim
>>204002868Really sad how he's a senile zombie now
>>204002881Yeah big time, state mandated gfs.You're choice of race too.
>>204002751her mods are playing COD while she sleeps. the 24 hours streams often have streamers sleeping for a few hours
>>204002890I'm guessing it's a lie
Mpox bros we're so back!
>>204002890not even a speck?
UH
>>204002937you should neck yourself
>>204002856That German? Albert Einstein
>>204002881Bunch of new taxes for the toilers and a few on baccy and vape juice but things look the same for the NEET brigade :)
>>204002976i miss miiverse so much its unrealswitch online is fucking boring. no social features whatsoever
>>204002976ain nuhin lil tommy cud do
>>204002976yeah the negative hub bub around pricing was a little overblown
>>204002937what exactly has to go wrong in a person's development to make them even remotely interested in this sort of puerile virgin shit
>>204002868die hard is shit, insanely overrated
MPox back? Yeah mate basically shut it all down and go into lockdown asap
>>204002681wish i could cuddle up to her and give her a nice spoon
2gs of Mpox bossman
>>204003047lot of bummers out there, be careful anon.
>>204002997Nah Klaus FuchsSome incel looking mf
>>204003018for me it was pictochat
something has gone wrong with humanity
>>204003058Get a clue
Strewth! >.<
>>204003018used to love going on miiverse on the wii U to post drawings of willies lol
>>204003018And you have to wait 15 minutes to call a stranger an N-word on 4chan evenJust a clown world we live in
the disabled in question:
>>204003075"Men-who-have-sex-with-men" Just call them gay for fuck sakeWoke gone mad
>>204003084>Shaving more than tattooWomen are brokenThey need an African thug to fix themselves
>>204003075>other men-who-have-sex-with-menktim
Don't understand why anybody would be attracted to men. At least for women it makes some sense cause its programmed in and they can't help it, but why as a man would you rebel against your biological conditioning to fuck disgusting, sweaty, smelly, hairy blokes? Why do that when you could just take the easy route and have relations with women, who are objectively superior?If I had been born a woman I would 100% be a lesbian without even questioning it.
>>204003122straight guys can have sex with men too you bigot
>>204003122I'm 100% straight and have fucked men before.
bet the parliament bar will be buzzing tonight
>>204003122Ununironically used to incorporate Rorkes in denial
reckon indian tradies have it rough
>>204003150>>204003166>>204003190I said what I said.
>>20400313597iq post
>>204003058nora is so lucky...>>204003084she's at 1732 now x>>204003120could crush golfballs in her hands
>>204003166>yes I clean my bull's bell end with my arsehole, doesn't mean I'm gay, I identify as MWHSWM
>>204003122They mean men or trannies who have sex with trannies.
dark alreadygrimbo
It's so men who get scared of labels can answer truthfully instead of succumbing to monkeypox
>>204003205
I have sex with your mum and other men
>>204003238So men who shag men? Otherwise known as gays
>>204003205>They dont even turn off the power
>>204003166You are gay, literally the gayest of the gay. 100% homo.
poppers and weird shex
What if I only fuck men who identify as women?
dem yeezys be squeaking mmmmhmmm
l get femdomed into shagging men but its a straight fetish
You know how they say sexuality is a spectrum, right?Well I've been thinking about it and I reckon I'm one of the very few people who is 100% on the straight side.Most people could at least identify a few people of the same sex they find attractive, but for me this is impossible.I find pretty much all men viscerally repulsive, including myself a lot of the time.
>>204003325what even the fit ones
>>204003307mmhmm aint dat rite brotha
>>204003325you sound deeply closeted hun x
>>204003325you're a secret poofter for sure
Behaviour that is extremely straight that only extremely super mega straight people do:>writing several paragraph blogposts about how super ultra mega straight they are and how repulsive they find ALL men
>>204003188Do youse have a budget lockup? We have this whole thing where the media gets locked in a room for a few hours with printed copies of the budget and they bring their own coffee and sandwiches and it's treated as being a comfy time
>>204003325I only find men remotely attractive if they look like womenI don't find women who look like men attractive
I'd fuck a fit tranny if he had a nice arse and a small cock
*points at my gopro*see you on youtube mate!
>>204003325As a straight man I can see when someone is objectively handsome. Doesn't mean I want to bum them
>>204003371>having some sandwiches and a coffee is considered an extremely noteworthy and fun thing in Australia omds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1qlJRbthoU
>>204003395Oh yeah? *gets my cock out and starts screaming racial slurs and playing copyrighted music on Spotify*What now?
up late thinking about all the times ive been blackout sloshedwhat did i saywhat did i dogives me the fear to be honest
poowoggins
>>204003465ktim every Sunday
>>204003205safe as houses, the pliers have insulation
>>204003498squelching
Dadberg is a turbo boomer.The only non-boomerish thing about him is he is surprisingly redpilled on jews.
seasonal 'pression kicking in lads
>>204003342There aren't any fit ones.>>204003351How so?>>204003385No men look like women because they are still, at their core, men. They have male hair, male smell, dirty male arse, and all of that shite. "Femboys" are a myth.The funny thing is when it comes to women I enjoy some things that people say are "masculine". For instance I like girls with a bit of hair on them. Hairy pussy, even hairy armpits in some cases. But its different when its a woman. Female hair is attractive, male hair is not.>>204003406I don't think any men are handsome.
>>204003552get the vitamin D imbibed
>>204003575getting all my 'tamins in every morning m8 makes fuck all difference tbqhwyl
swear my neighbour's vampire
>>204003607oh well you tried anyway
>>204003552just cuddle up with your gf lad
eating kitchen sponges
Anna Ralphs is fucking peng
eating sea sponges
Did you know that Northern Irish people are genetically closer to Dutch people than to regular Irish people?
>>204003644aye lad can only do me best innit
bought some blu rays
>>204003703seems unlikely
eating mumbergs home made soup and it's lush, I mean lush
The Japanese did nothing wrong.
>>204003717The truth can surprise you sometimes I think.
just saw the poster for that robbie williams biopic
>>204002187Gen X ahh questions
Duolingo no longer gives me unlimited hearts and no ads for being part of a duolingo school class. (I was the only student and also the teacher)How could they do this?
Would eat the contents of her soiled nappy.
>>204003752stop wasting your time on duolingo
>>204003650
got pj harvey on
absolutely hate mumberg
>>204003758you wouldnt even kiss a man to do it. You're a fake lover of her shit.
>Big businesses cannot sack staff or lower wages as they will be on the minimum wage, plus likes of big chain supermarkets have been getting rid of staff for months. They knew this was coming , reason they put in more self serve tills.Come to think of it basically every supermarket I shop in double or tripled the size of their self service tills over the summer. They must have known.
>>204003803yeah it's shite
>>204003803Do self service machines in Britain speak in a British voice? Here they speak in an American voice.
>>204003803I never use self checkouts
>>204003789What has that bitch done now?
>>204003803yeah it's great
>>204003803yeah it's alri
>>204003878shes just boring and annoying
reckon chernobyl was an inside job by the fossil fuel sector to make nuclear energy look more deadly than it isthe official story does make sense though slavs are retarded
if you can't use self checkouts you're a mong who deserves to not have access to food
American gf worried about the election
>>204003901wow it's a wonder you didn't end up like her
self service wank machines
>>204003870only ones that have audio is the ones in poundland
>>204003910>fossil fuelThis name is a misnomer. Oil does not come from fossils.
>>204003929yh
>>204003938stfu fucking jimmy neutron ass nigga
Get the 40-year 95% LTV mortgage arrangedGet the Audi leasedGet the Sky dish installedGet the Madris refrigerated
most self checkies are shite and don't recognise half the stuff you put in the bagging areathink they do it deliberately so the runt standing by the checkies has something to do
Why do they have the little screen on the self checkouts? I know what I look like, humiliation ritual.
>>204003910>slavs are retarded*communists are retarded
>>204003872so you just queue if you have three items?
>>204003967LOL
>>204003926Better have voted Donald Trump
>>204003926less than a week away nowthis website is gonna become unusable when trump loses
yer da gets angry at the self checkouts
>>204003977yeah these popped up recently not happy with them
>>204003926She just needs a slap. Women get hysterical if you don't slap them occasionally.
I'm in Hull
UNEXPECTED MOUSE IN POSTING AREA
wish i lived in the old days
>>204003986i never shop for 3 items. if i only need 3 items ill get top up on bottled or tinned goods while im there
>>204004023Hulld these nuts
>>204004023White ethnostate
>A Texas Woman Died After the Hospital Said It Would be a “Crime” to Intervene in Her Miscarriage
how do i get rid of persistent condensation on the OUTSIDE of my bedroom window?
british public take a vested pride in their own ignorance
>>204004043ah the good old days
>>204004084weather control machine
>>204004101would
>>204003992>yanks are about to ruled by a half black half indian woman and a flaming homosexual >shes going to laugh at them and call them weird for the next 8 years the yank cope is going to be insane
>>204003977psychological manipulation to make you less likely to "accidentally" forget to scan something or mislabel your organic shallots as a regular onion
>>204004084dehumidifier
>>204004101timmy's fate
>>204004084wiper
>>204004101
>>204004101ngl I'd probably smash that like a nigga on parole after 10 to 12 bid
so blimmin dark already jiminy crickets
>>204004121Talmudic humiliation ritual
nosh on that
Satan just ran through my solarium
neighbour loud as fuck right now. He wants a good smack
sniff that
'rish 'pora
>>204004168its genuinely over for you lads
>>204003984Three Mile Island happened in the good ol' USAEngineering disasters can't be prevented by ideology
saw this movie
SO WHEN YOU NEED ME, RORKEY, CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? SOS!
>>204003571>DiegoYh you’ve got no idea about your own sexuality, you wouldn’t dare notice something inside of you that would feel wrong in the “eyes of god”
>>204004235https://vocaroo.com/1lDX1bOc4miw
She's gonna raise taxes for the rich...its over for America...
>>204004239ireland's biggest cultural export
>Amazon van is 3 stops away>They go all around the area stopping at several different streets>still 3 stops awayexplain that then
>>204004264Shamalamadingdongs daughter can get it
*strolls naked through the thread**pulls back foreskin**positions smeggy bellend beneath everyone's nose*
it might not bethe right timei might not bethe right one
>>204004285knew what that would be before I even clicked it
>>204002395>can you go sith without being too much of a dick? I just want to be a misanthrope resentful sith lord. not the guy that steals and kills millions on a whimAll I remember is casting force storm across all my enemies at once, wearing long black robes, looking cool as fuck, and angrily battling other sith lord rivals to the death for dominance
>>204004305they ordered it before you
>>204004250literal nothingburger
>>204004313
>>204000623She's mid af FR FR.
>>204004306so true
>>204004331you've missed the point here lad
louvre doors
yeezys finna squeak x
>>204004250three mile island was mechanical failure, chernobyl was human negligencecommunists are retarded
>>204003248can't believe how dark it is if i'm honest
LET'S FUUUUUUCKI'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES
pull your foreskin back for the ira
fuck everyone in this thread
been going to one of those men's mental health groups the last few weeks it's been good l would recommend it
>>204004425gay
>>204003248can't be doing with this just can't
SCREAMING
>>204004404wanna go to pussy heaven?
imagine if elon bought reddit and made it unusable instead of twitteroverall cultural benefit to the internet would be immeasurable
>>204002187doesnt work without the music
>Mrs went to M&S on her way home and got us chicken kyivs and a bockle of wineCould honestly shag her senseless right now lads
>>204004502kievs*
Yeah I’d scran her poo. Inb4 “hurr would you suck a dick to eat her shit?” Fuck off.
>>204004502Kievs*Bottle*Fucking spastic
I shat at work. Never in my life have I ever shat at work, the last time I ever took a shit outside my house was age 14 and those were terrible memories. But I had no choice, from 10am my stomach started to gurgle and I could feel it brewing something but I ignored it, thinking I’d be able to hold it in as I’ve always done. Well come 12 I’m feeling it in like 20 minute intervals, it was like contractions. But I still thought I could handle it, got myself regular lunch. Here comes the issue I always get a Starbucks iced vanilla coffee for lunch especially now that they’re on offer. Omg did I suffer after that lunch. Coffee can really act as a laxative. I was sweating, my stomach gurgling and clenching for dear life. I had to pick shit in my work toilets or risk shitting on myself at my big age of 36. I chose the former, less shame. It was a smooth journey but my pride is now very hurt.
>>204004549yes we know weve seen and discussed this give it a rest
>>204003926CAN OVERSEAS AMERICANS STILL VOTEPOLISH ONES CAN SO CAN TURKSIn fact native ones complain that overseas votes are the reasons their domestic policies remain shit. They make a bunch of policies that favour the overseas citizens that vote and keep them in power.
>>204004305They go where the satnav thing tells them, all the orders for the day are programmed into it and it works out the route.It's one of the many reasons why I'm not remotely worried about an AI uprising when a fucking RETARD machine thinks driving up and down the same street 5 times before finally delivering a parcel to the one in the middle is the most optimal route to take.
>>204004545You wouldnt even kiss a bloke to eat her shit. You're a phony
um
>>204004539*opens mouth*
sextet
>>204003989nope>>204003992shall be taking a break and letting everone settle down>>204004606l think so yes. She's still in Nevada anyway
>>204004587blog on
>>204004539
I am hideously repulsive I am disfigured In severe chronic painI am mentally ill and suicidal I am 8+ years unemployed I am 30 years old and still a virgin I lack the willpower to kill myself
>>204004671can't be that suicidal if you're still making these gimp posts
>>204004671bet youve played a lot of computer games in your timemust be a bit of an expert
'avin a curry for dinner
fucking hate normies kill them all fucking kill all normies this instant behead normies roundhouse kick normies into the concrete slam dunk normie babies into the trashcan
>>204004587love shitting at work paid to shit who wouldn't like it
>>204004549the picture that buckbroke britain
>>204004671This is me :(*gives you a hug*
>>204002639ponder the stench of the /pol/tard that made this
>>204004518>>204004586Seethe on Rorke x
>>204004704haha yeah, you could say that>>204004714*hugs you back*
come in with the milkcome in with the milkcome in with the milkcome in with the milk
https://youtu.be/_noJFefqBosSunak going out on a high
just chugged all the milk on the doorstep
My first ever reply to my first ever post on /brit/ was Diego telling me to blog on (about five years ago)
>>204004666you read it
>>204004764sunak wouldn't reach high with a pair of stilts
>>204004764
>>204004771your mum chugged my milk on my doorstep
no greater sign of a failed male than if him and his gf/wife call each other "partner"an affront to life and love and everything in between, ought to be punishable by death
>>204004539mad how her arsehole opens a bit when she squirts
Leftypol rolling on the floor crying because mummy bought almond milk instead of oat milk
>>204004817or "best friend"
>>204004764WELL said rt hon rishi
They're happy. Was a good day.
>>204004817based based basedabsolutely awful woke globalist word
>>204004802this has been debunked
>>204004825it's called pishing mate
Glad they're no failed males in /brit/
i'm untouchable but i'm forcing you to feel me
>>204004817anytime i hear partner i assume the person is a wooly bumming woofter
barking up the wrong tree
>Farmers are angry about the announcement in the budget that farms worth more than £1m will no longer qualify for exemption from inheritance tax. After the first £1m, the agricultural property relief available will be 50%, not 100% as it was before.That makes me smile
gf called me the unabummer in poundland lads
I'm a male, of the unsuccessful variety
>>204004867haha yeah*rapidly closes sissy porn tabs*
>90s/2000s Yank tv show has an episode set in England*London calling starts playing*
Korea. Worth the flight?
>>204004911Good. The government deserves that money
what would a failed female look like?
>>204004764I'm sorry Rishi, I should've never have doubted you.
>>204004953no good lad the signs are all gibberish
>>204004946*characters mimick a cockney accent, despite being nowhere near east london*
>>20400496630 with no kids
early teaearly bed
>>204004953The Asian Fanny
>>20400496630 stone with no kids
>>20400496630 kids
>>204004966any female reading this
>>204004911love every inch of farmland being owned by bill gates do you? bizarre little neolib
nigger
>Rachel Reeves raises taxes by £40bn, with employers paying half
where's the new????????*pulls out my magnifying glass*
>>204005058
>>204004462Its funnier that its twitter, reddits website setup is sort of gay where its not merit based so it doesnt really matter.The merit of a post is based off of "I like or dont like this post".
Past a certain age a man who's scared of talking to women can be a bad thing
>>204002378>>204002378>>204002378'ycle
new should be school girl legs edish
RECYCLE>>204002378>>204002378>>204002378
