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>>204002378rape the disabled
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I just took a gigantic poo in the bathroom. And it clogged the toilet bowl !>>204003140kekSecret agents from these institutions have to read my poo posts lolThe governments have to pay these secret agents high wages just to let them read my poo posts lmao
gubberment lying to us again
>>204005139who could have expected this
mad if i was born 10 years later i would be into wog music
the CIA absolutely pissing themselves laughing as they make trump oranger and oranger
Starmersaidon 12thSeptember:>“The NHS is at a fork in the road and we have a choice about how it should meet those demands. Don’t act and leave it to die,raise taxes on working peopleor reform to secure its future […] we have to fix the plumbing before turning on the taps. So hear me when I say this.No more money without reformToday, Reeves has announced a £22.6 billion increase in day-to-day NHS spending. More than the“black-hole” Labour claim they inherited.
>>204002378looks like that bit in Half Life 1
>>204005068I thought it was only employers who the raises were forThat and non-doms and private jet flyers
Isabel Oakeshott Vintage Sex Arse!!
this has to be a joke
>>204003681king kong finger was it?
Agent Cohen! This man is doing a stinky poo!>>204003681
Genuinely had a cock up my arse last night.
Going to get rat-arsed and watch the US election like I'm watching the Champions League Final
Been learning about my Jewish ancestry
Southgate on a mad one since losing his job to a foreigner
>>204005285sad act
>>204005271grim with a capitial G
might start pinching stuff from work
>>204005271Objectively repulsive
>>204005285When is it?
>Mpox: First case of Clade 1b strain detected in Londonlads?
>>204005350tonight
>>204005321been taking at least one fork a week from the staff kitchen creating a shortage for a laugh me
can make a bangin chow mein lads, wish i could cook for some of you x
sipping from my 2l metal water bottle. Oh it lush
>>204005369prefer more flavoursome food myself
>>204005361What time do results start coming through though?
>>204005369do you use a particular recipe?
>>204005306doesn’t look like him tho nice try
>>204005271disgusting
>>204005369chowing men? bit gay mate
>>204005271I don't mind tattoos, I have some myself but spiderweb ones ALWAYS look like shit.
what's project 2025?
>>204005356Don’t worry. I’ve developed a fool proof plan to stay safe. Quite ingenious if I do say so myself. The first step is to not have unprotected gay sex with scabby spotty men oozing with puss.That’s it. There’s no more steps.
>>20400539211pm GMT
>>204005435a leftypol conspiracy theory
>>204005435lts not real but if it is real its not happening but if it does happen its a good thing
>>204005271very apt forehead tattoo
>>204005435Some made up thing that moids are spreading because people have got bored of calling Trump Hitler
>>204005435Dunno, girlfriendberg's been going about it tooProbably a load of bollocks
>>204005435total ban on poo barms
>>204005378That the one you bought yesterday is it?
Home from workTime to try out that Tor link anon shared earlier on x
>>204005484ye
“This was already the most highly anticipated Budget in a generation – but the scale of the changes is far more radical than most anticipated.“The vast majority of these tax increases will fall on businesses – many of whom are still struggling from high interest rates and years of high inflation.”
>>204005496
>>204005435here's our hoots on project 2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBcZ4x-QpE8
serious he's almost blackfacing at this point
>>204005435some false flag thing that says that trump is going to put all non-whites in camps and gas them
>>204005473Don't think you know what moid means
>>204005496HOLY
Such a useless fucking retard lads. Got like 7 things I have to do and I'm just doing none of it. Ca't thinnk anymore. Just such an utterly fuckign worthless incel freak piece of shit cancer on this fucking planet it's urneal
>>204005495nonsensemost business owners have good credit and capital
Sir Race Traitor
>>204005495high street is going to look like fucking chernobyl
>>204005435basically the left wing Q anon
>>204005495>The vast majority of these tax increases will fall on businessesAnd workers of course
>>204005518Ok moid
>>204005528ktim
Sir Goy Rinser
just found out what happened to Spain hope my friends there are okay.Wait I just remembered my friend that lives in Valencia has lived here for the past 5 years.
SCUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE
>>204005567sent him fucking FLYING
>>204005528Same. Full list of stuff that needs doing and is holding me back but actually just want to go to sleep instead.
>>204002378Too many old women flirting with me it's wild being told they haven't seen a man like me since the 80s
>>204005584Shit parking that, sure this picture isn't from China?
Project 2025 is an actual real thing by the Heritage Foundation which is backing Trump. l understand people saying it wont be implemented but it isnt some invented leftypol hysteria you can watch hours of their training footage online
any /more slug than man/ man in?
>>204005584justice for anti-tourism sentiment
>>204005435is google broken?
>>204005528Ktim
Is Mallard train mong in?
>>204005615spain is a big feminist country might be a convention
>>204005584Good hope they all fucking die
>>204005271looks like the kind of girl you date for a few months until she gets hammered and reveals she's dogpilled to all your friends
I haven't used a photocopier in like 6 years
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>>204005622the heritage foundation is backing trump but trump hasn't endorsed them or even acknowledged them oncethey're most likely run by feds and project 25 is just a bunch of /pol/ erotica about killing non-whites and restoring america to a white christian nation
>>204005653>looks like the kind of girl you date for a few monthsno
Might become Jewish
I just want a docile girlfriend who will be on her phone all night while I am on /brit/ all night
>>204005528Giving yourself abuse isn’t gonna help you do more
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Lads is this good work? It sounds dece, better than NEETing
made a post on another board but i won’t tell you which xx
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>>204005683>project 25 is just a bunch of /pol/ erotica about killing non-whitesdont think they mention mass executions just deportation of illegals and getting rid of 'woke' schools teaching about slavery.
>>204005718Yes lad you get to shag all the prisoners you want for 30k so long as they don't record it. What's more is most of your coworkers will also be on onlyfans so you can make content with them too and up your salary
>>204005683Basically thisJust made up shit in an attempt to frame the political opponents position for them
>Minimum wage now £24k a year with the opportunity for overtime and zero-hour contracts that allow for extended breaks if you need/want thempretty fucking decent that to be fair
>>204005718being harassed by reprobates for hours on end doesn't seem great
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>204005718>getting spat on and punched by brown men for 40 hours a week and earning less than £30kYeah sounds great lad get the cv sent in
EW will be logging in shortly
Sir Thalmor Justiciar
30 days porn-free
could only get a soft on last night but i shot 6 ropes
Growing number of older Britons feel their generation has been ‘hung out to dry’ Julie and John Macrae always dreamed of spending their twilight years sailing the world.The couple had planned meticulously for retirement, investing in 60 buy-to-let properties in and around Colchester to supplement the pensions built up from their day jobs.What Mr and Mrs Macrae didn’t anticipate was being forced to sell up their boat and go back to full-time working at the ages of 67 and 77 respectively.
you know what my area needsmore turkish barbers and vape shopsyeah
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
pornhub is owned by a jewish rabbi
>>204005790Electric Wizard?
might use the holocaust as a rhetorical tool to commit similar atrocities
>>204005817she looks like Trump
Arrrghh this l year instead of paying 47,000 in taxes I'm now gonna pay 47,300 help
>>204005781I get that here for nothing
>>204005640would rather ask my good friends on /brit/ x
>>204005817w2c that jumper
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Mad how I'm normal and you're all runts, how on earth did I end up here I wonder?
>>204005408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSIEUCy8dLA
>>204005834Funeralopolis is such a sweet song
Reading Y Gododin
>>204005834THE WIZARDDDDDD
>Mad how I'm normal and you're all runts, how on earth did I end up here I wonder?
16 yr old brother is already shagging meanwhile I’m the khhv at 21
>>204005846not physical here and you can close the tab anytime completely different lad
Rorke crepes! Rorke crepes!!!!!
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
basmati rice is shitedon't see the point
>>204005912>you can close the tab anytimei can't
>>204005795feel any different lad?
>>204005903some people are just born shaggers
>(Dead)
a bag of flour and a bucket of water
>>204005915>Luv my pensioners frozenthis but unironically
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Well, lads? Who would win?
Anyone here ever organised an orgy?
>>204005834I wish
mad how janny will instantly delete the n-word but lets adam spam for hours
>>204005976dry your eyes mate
I wish I were a cheeky chappy with the gift of the gab. The hiring department of most companies are middle aged women. They don't care if you have a PhD and an IQ of 150, you're still a repulsive autist in their eyes.
we get migration! :Dbut le prices keep going up! :(how could this be!it was supposed to go le... down!?!?more bodies = more money?? :DLET THEM IN!
Mad how DUNWICH DUNWICH
>>204005278Can someone give a sperg some advice.Was playing a game the other day and I met a girl, we added each other and as it turns out she lives in the same city as me, we got a little flirty and the next day she changes her profile picture to her actual picture, is this a sign?
>>204005817The "work" they are doing is selling off their 60 properties because the agency they hired to look after them were charging them too much lol
>>204005944lol triple locked pension, seethe on x
>>204005936WHY NOT ME !!!!!!!
>>204005928not with that attitude
>>204005933generally less spergy but its hard to articulate specifics
>>204005817whys his wife 10 years older than him that's mental
>>204005961>>204005970MANUEL FERRARA VICTIM OF A HEART ATTACK
>>204005966>there will be judges to determine if a proper rape occurred brownoids are something else
>>204005936shagging is literally not that hardthe main issue you lot have is social isolationwhen was the last time you went to a party with a lot of young single women? when was the last time you shared a meal with a large group of people your age? when was the last time you spent quality time with mates that wasn't drunken oblivion?women are actually more desperate than you think. as long as you are not hideous and have the basics of your life together, shagging is actually not hard.
>47>Romanian>never drank Buckfast >only convicted of domestic violence once>tracky bottom enthusiast but also suffer from scrotal problems when it's coldCan I realistically become a Ned or is it over for me? Be honest, ya poofy pricks.
it's chelsea newcastle time lads a long awaited fixture not seen since 3 days ago
>>205020007
>>204005969Not yet, but I've got my training for Safeguarding/Prevent coming up in November
>>204005903haha
>>204005817FREEZE EM KEIR
1// which game are we watching tonight2// what exactly IS a hotspur?
>>204006075crystal palace of course, i love cp
>>204006058Depends, how brown are you?
>>204006012They also didn't buy 60 properties through their own labour. Their tenants work 40+ a week to buy them for them
>>204005936not me
>>204006075only interesting game is preston arsenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYoT_ptT00
>>204006094
>>204006058the ned was a creature of the 90s and 2000s. it doesn't exist as much anymore. today, the scottish youth are all on their ps5s and vaping and listening to london or american rap tunes on their smartphonesbuckfast is still very popular though>ya poofy pricksnever say this again, physically cringed when reading it. those words don't work together.
>>204006075>1// which game are we watching tonightnot on telly and i cba trying to find some arab stream
Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
>>204006057incels dont have mates
>>204006129was just saying this down the mosque
thick juicy feminine penis
Fireworks going off
>>204006100gingerish with blue eyes (these surely are a plus)
I'm here to make an announcement.
>>204006151catberg is not amused
>>204006129Wow very unique opinion this
>>204005817>investing in 60 buy-to-let propertiesscum
>>204006151dogberg on the ropes
>>204006165He's a pussy my cat is fine
Reckon there would be less animosity between generations if boomers had even a modicum of self awareness when they bitch and complain
Rorke be like 'those local lads are black so dont count'
>>204005817mao was right about landlords
>>204006124feck off ya wee bawbag didnae read ya shite blog NONCE
>>204006149Don't understand the point of these kinds of posts. It's boring and adds nothing to the thread.
>>204006195Don't worry based Keir will sort em out
wanking into my own mouth
>>204006210>boring and adds nothing to the thread.(you)
>>204006210fuck offI know that you're the trannyspammer you freak
freeze the pensioners into bricks and drop them off the gherkin and watch them shatter x LOL
>>204006129i dont even watch football but when i see teams i just have to ring le belldont get me started on the fifa mong gambling all their money away on normie gacha
>>204005817>60 buy-to-let propertiesvermin
Find it quite funny when fireworks start and there's always mongy old people on Facebook groups saying "My son's a veteran and he's scared of fireworks!!!" Fucking poof. Get a clue.
cumming into my own arse with my VERY bendy willy
>>204006075Don't watch footballNot a retard, you see
I want to shag sacked tranny’s fat sister while he sits at the side of the bed and watches
wanking into the bin
gaining a clue
>>204006129fave skyrim mods, gunther?
she’s officially moving out tomorrow so there we go back to being a smelly loner virgin freak with no friends or girlfriend back to square one after 4 and a half yearsit not meant to be for people like me
pissing in my car's windscreen wiper fluid tank
>>204005817I don't believe this, unless "investing in 60 buy-to-let properties" means they bought into some sort of paki scam
osama bin wanker
>>204006241I never understood that. Surely if your some tough guy who went to Afghanistan and killed kids how tf are you gonna spaz out over a firework especially when you KNOW it’s fireworks, not just like a random bang
This budget is an absolutely tremendous ghazawat for the working class.Tarqs will pay more tax, businesses will absorb the cost, and they won't do shit.
wow
wanking into my hand and eating it and then wanking it out again
>>204006241lad deserves it for terrorising random iraqi goat farmers
>>204006129bent post
1p off pintsGET IN
>>204006311>ghazawatmashallah brother
wanking into my arse and pooing it out and eating it and pooing it out and eating it again
>>204006240No need to be jealous
Told you EW was logging in shortly
>>204006326freeze 'em rachel x
>Don't watch football>Not a retard, you see
the cronem's granny freezing to death in her grotty south london flat
Farmers. I know that you have been shafted today. But please don’t despair. Just look after yourselves for five short years and this shower will be gone.
>>204006385Got that freak filteredHate his boring tedious blog posts
>>204006422WELCOME TO ATOP THE FOURTH WALLWHERE BAD COMICS BURN
>>204006441JEZZA FOR PM
Hate how my grammar and spelling has become so yankified that I often need to Google what the British spelling and pronunciation of words are.
>>204006441howling
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27wbBUccWqY
the wife
>>204006441I don't remember them saying anything about farmers in the budget, thoughalbeithowever
>>204006441bet leftypol is fucking seething in the replies
>>204006441which party does he think is going to reverse this
my tummy and arse are really sore from diarrhoea
>>204006492every aryan man deserves a dark elf wife
>>204006509the magpie party
>>204006448same4chanx really was a great decision, can't thank the lad who told me about it enoughgot all the tripmongs, the yanks, the belgian, canadians, spaniards, got them all filtered. never see their inane subhuman posts.kept the australians and irish unfiltered, for now
>>204006441Liquidate the kulaks.
Anons. I know that you have been shafted today. But please don’t despair. Just look after yourselves for five short years and this tripfag will be gone.
might start speaking to people in the vsauce cadence
>>204006492What even happened to SylvanasI pretty much stopped seriously trying to play WoW after Wrath Ended.
>>204006509that's what i love about these freaks
>>204006513Want me to fuck it? X
Given that 72 people died, someone had too much fun with this news headline
>>204006574i got her pregnantshe is mine now
>>204006576no im really sore you gay freak pervert
>>204006552I do not know how anyone use /brit/ unfiltered. I can only assume they are the mongs shitposting or are completely insane.
>>204006286Ah well mate. Might as well try and get cosy eh? Can’t mull on it all the time.
>>204006485based nige absolutely tearing diane abbott apart herehe's going to be accused of racism albeit
>>204006603Fucking rude m8
God in Heaven I need this
>>204006441on one hand i understand the argument that this means more corporate farming since inheritance is irrelevant to thembut it's also funny because farmers are already given such massive breaks/subsidies from the state and they're crying about having a little bit of it clawed backat the same time, couldn't they start companies to own their farms? are farmers with >1M farms really operating as sole proprietorships?
So if you have an identical twin and you have sex with an identical twin, does that mean that all of your children will pretty much be clones of you and your sister/brother?
set whichever budget and economic policy you like, the country wont improve until we get the wogs gone
>>204006650A chair for the poocuck
>>204006650why do you need a chair in the lav?
>>204006650a cuck chair in your bathroom?
>>204006485I see it's up I click It's so weird seeing Farage as a real MP. I'm still not used to it.They loved the Abbot shot lol
>>204006650who sits on the chair?
>>204006650Sometimes I go to the toilet just to sit down and chill a bit. No prying eyes, usually the smell isn't bad if it's recently been cleaned.
Had a vivid dream Bruce Springsteen died, what a whacky son of a bitch I am. I must need psychoanalysis, bahahaha. Can you believe that?
>>204006647well im very sore and in pain and your trying to shag my pooey arse
>>204006702That's for me to know.
Russia won
Doing a watch
put a 200 squid bet on trump winningand another 100 squids on him winning the popular vote.
>>204006772should've just put 300 on the popular vote thats an easy win
she should chin him, he's not entered puberty yet
Free money for whoever wants it x
>>204006731I made a joke about Bruce Springsteen and Barack Obama being gay lovers at last years family Christmas do and my Tory aunt who loves Bruce Springsteens music went mental.
>Any business employing 5 or more people has today been hammered>Our Business Secretary, as far as I can work out, has never had a job
>>204006772Going to bet on 'Arris for the emotional hedge
>>204006824>Any business employing 5 or more people has today been hammeredBased
>>204006698Imagine mucking about on the backbenches with the lads
dont care if she's a 1st cousin if l'm Clark l'm banging this all day and repopulating Kryton
>>204006810Both were black alphas
>>204006858Yeah not really though
>>204006903you are sick in the head
>>204006888smallville was pure sexerica durance phew
>>204006810
Toilbergs have both voted for Kendrick, it's over for us Kemibros...
>>204006973Where else could you be sick?
Can't I just bet that all the Presidential candidates will have a fun time?
>>204007007the bum
Under the labour government if you buy a million pound farm one day and die tomorrow then your son would owe the government 200 grand because you died
raping a poo
Mummy and daddy have everything in trust so Keir can fuck right off hahaha you ain't getting NOTHIN
>>204006947Small businesses are yokel kulaks
>>204006572he used to be a somewhat interesting bloke and seemingly normal, if not a bit nerdy, but in his recent videos he's became a fucking weirdo. did ayahuasca in peru and geniunely think he just went aff his fucking nut. acts like a proper creep on camera and just does weird things like repeating prime numbers for 3 hours on end.
Oh to relive the heady summers of bumsick youth
>>2040067692006 > 2016
>>204007029then don't die
reckon pol pot had the right idea
three burritos scranned
>>204007035Yulak sex
>>204007029so your son would be up 800,000
Mumberg and Dadstein were teenage parentowitzes so I won't get anything until I'm old anyway
>>204007029Good. Tarqs must cough up
Mad how toffs getting bummed at private school is just part of the experience and they still act superiorLike mate, you got fucking bummed lmao
>>204007076Mad he was pol before 4chan even existed
>>204007119They now bum us. Think about it.
>>204007076Is that the board where all the Rorkes talk about smoking drugs
>>204007096no he would be down 200,000 because your farm mortgage doesnt cover a 200k loss
>>204007035lenin wanted small business to grow large enough that they would eventually bought by the state, educate yourself
>>204007096Not really, he'd have to come up with £200,000
>>204007035You just want everyone slaving away in some state ran collective farm somewhere, starving to death
She's not finished
there was a poo here once...
Can I bum a fag?
tax cat owners
DISCRETIONARYSPENDINGCOMPRESSION
>>204007119dont think this happens as much as povvos make it out to and is just a retort to someone having an objectively better and more comfortable upbringing than them with far better opportunities
>>204007152Nah he stood for proletarians expropriating capitalists and large scale production.Small businesses aren't more moral.
>>204007164Get them landlords GONE
taking a claw hammer to my penis
It will soon be impossible to watch cricket for free in the UK legally
>>204006823Think those 2 had a podcast together if I'm remembering right before bump limit
>>204007164BasedI'm thinking a 60% tax rate for those on 250k
>>204007186YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMOREYOU CAN'T SMOKE ANYMORE1000 YEARS IN THE ISO CUBE
>>204007186Sure thing. *bends over*
>>204007147did the farm magically disappear
>>204007222lolthe landlords will just become american megacorpscommiemong loves this of course
wonder what Starmer's thinking right now
why the fuck haven’t labour legalised ganja yet that’s the only reason I fucking voted for them
>>204007294tard
NEW>>204007299>>204007299>>204007299
>>204007294mong
>>204007312>>204007312>>204007312
>>204007265Nah people will own their own homes diego
>>204007278Wonder if he's pooing right now.
>>204007300Sorry I didn’t want to waste my vote on reform like u lot
pulling out twine from between my toes, how'd that get there I wonder
>>204007240fuck the world
