Mental Breakdown edition
poo smells lmao
More Pakistanis enter the UK in the last 14 months than the last 51 years.
i was watching suits and saw England future queen getting railed up by everybody lol
Evening shaggers how are we x
>>204038251Algeria? i hardly know her!
Meticulously unwrapping ferrero rochers without breaking the paper and swapping the chocolate for a little poo nugget
Honestly, love Halloween me. Only time of year children come to the door and I'm allowed to talk to them. Parents can't do anything because they stand at the foot of the garden. Might even try to touch one of their hands when passing them sweets tonight
>>204038211>>204038250>>204038251WAKE MEUPhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729877163023244.webm
How many of you lads have actually had mental breakdowns? Bipolars? Schizos? Depression?
Just a smalltime nonce, born an raised in south tyne and wear
My halloween custome? Why, it's a crotchless black latex gimp suit.
>>204038269Speaking of which, is it illegal to answer the door with your knob out?
Do they even have rain in ausswitz?
*crawls out of a grave in the /brit/ cemetery*I live.... again....
>>204038269
>>204038288grown ass male wearing costume
Gonna dress as a barren woman for halloween and chase kids with a glass of red wine in my hand while crying hysterically
toilfu made a reference to Finding Nemo but it went over my head so I just stared at her
>>204038280had a melty over not being able to invade China as Japan HoI4 oncethen I figured it out
>>204038273Good thread that
>>204038251why doesn't algeria have a royal family?Morocco is a lot more civilised than you in this regard
haha ktim >>204038211
Had a busy morning work wise but sacked this afternoon off good and proper
>>204038293I don't think soSo long as you have no malicious intent (i.e. intending to cause alarm or distress), you could answer your door naked
>THE MONSTER MASHIT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH>THEY DID THE MASHIT CAUGHT ON THE A FLASH>THEY DID THE MASHIT WAS THE MONSTER MASH
>>204038280Bean to the psych ward before for drug induced psychosis honestly pretty chill got to smoke vapes n shit
>>204038347god knows where my day has gone, done bugger all (neet) going pub in a bit tho
lads.... the black cock experiment went wrong and now i've got my mother and my sister addicted to black cock
anime
>>204038371
>>204038280No, I'm not female, sorry
>>204038366lol
Halloween is for children behave yourselves.
some smelly incel just posted a webm of pornstars having sex with people who don't look like me. the only rational course of action is to totally give up on life and become a raging misogynist.
>>204038396sorry dad
Tonight's film? Why, Scooby Doo and the Goblin King of course!
>>204038330>royal family?keeeek
CUBAUBA
Halloween is good fun, don’t know why so many people dislike it. Why do they hate fun?
>>204038396*throws an egg at you*
>>204038311Women tend to drink whites more often imo
is 27 too old to go trick or treating ladsit's quite appealing having sweets without paying for them
not a fan of scary films, I'm actually planning on watching forest gimp tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F_RCWVoL4s
happy halloween lads, i'm dressing up as a vile little incel*doesn't change clothes whatsoever*
James Whale triple bill for tonight, Frankenstein, The Old Dark House, and The Invisible Man.
had to turn the halloween theme off as it was fucking up my browser
>>204038428Her brief appearance in the bond film she did is one of the only times my actual heart has fluttered for a woman in a film
>>204038481gay bastard
>>204038251
wtf!!!! the skelly is upside down now!!!:scared:
>>204038465corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
got chaturbate on, corr loads of birds dressed up
>>204038501mid i dont know who is this
happy diwali to all
just did the mash
>>204038428It fills me with so much autistic rage that there is a guy (or lets face it, guys) that have got to experience cumming in Ana De Armas.Syndey Sweeney too, somebody has got to suck on those big chebs while pumping a seed deep into her.Livid.
genuinely love blonde haired women. wish I could have one
andy circus
German women >>> all other women
>>204038453I'm of the opinion that 12 is too old. Seeing these 15 year old little shits come around, some of them taller than me, literally begging for sweets which are reserved for 5 years old is appalling.
>>204038465she look like grannyand ohh boy without make up yikes
let's pig out tonight lads
Telangana youth ‘duped into joining Russia-Ukraine war’ dies on frontlinesMarch 7, 2024 07:43 ISTMohammed Afsan was working as a salesman at a clothes showroom when he chanced on the job opportunity in Moscow.
Love licking arses
what's gyaldemfreaks obsession with spamming trannies here? what does he get out of it?
>>204038565Caroline Lossberg is beautiful but she's no Esther Heesch
>>204038565that not how German women look like they all built like american football players and have wide shoulders believe my uncle married 4 different he brought here once
>>204038558proper spooky that
>>204038563Have never dated a blonde but have dated like three gingers
'
>>204038563good taste
>>204038575bet you love dishing out sweet stuff to 15 year olds tho
>>204038593never had birria. looks good
>>204035082They don't do real work or they'd be doing it in person
>>204038465boba>ay where da GYATT doe?!
>>204038618getting attention out of mongs like you.
not particularly in the business of giving out free fooddidnt think that was really customary
>Number of people killed in Spain floods rises to 158 as troops comb for survivors
my gf look like a white tranny literally green eyes blond hair and massive jawline
watching 'frankenstein created woman' with nanbergjust had an argument whether johans is played by heartbeat's derek fowlds or notspoiler alert, he isnanberg now banished to the kitchen to get the steak pies ready for teamight have another pint and a whisky chaser
so cute
>>204038675can't really call sweets food can you?
Suspecting neighbours of doing black magic, Chhattisgarh family kills 4, including infantSeptember 13, 2024 22:38 ISTThe deceased were Chetram Ram Lal (34), his sisters Jamuna Bai (28) and Yashoda Bai (30), and Jamuna’s 11-month-old son.
>>204038688FOA
>>204038688Do you have many blondes in Algeria?
I want to smell Emma Watson’s farts. Not enough to do any gay shit though.
the scrandemic, as it were
>>204038700dont know
>>204038686hoping adam and his gf are among the dead
>>204038686
CANADIAN MEN
>>204038718sad to say they are growing lately and i dont see dark hair queens often
>>204038727looks like an oompa loompa
is this thread monitored by the royal family?
>>204038636I don't think Emilie Nereng got Blacked, but as a teenager she did have a relationship with an Arab-looking creature. Someone posted her old social media pics on here once. Same with those Drilvik twins from Iceland, one of whom had an Arab bf. Shouldn't be surprising though, these girls are attention-seekers
>>204038727klaus kinski in brownface
>>204038756no why
>>204038726weird
>>204038751BTC (big toby cheese) only
>>204038756yes. I am the king. alri x
something bad will happen to the bradley poster
>>204038756yh
bought what i thought was a yellow pumpkin to make a curry with but turns out it's a spaghetti squashfuck sake
>>204038701>Chhattisgarh
>>204038754I’ve been to Morocco before and everyone had dark hair
>>204038751cor imaghine making him feel like a real woman
Can hear them all outside, getting excited
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_disasters_in_Croatia_by_death_toll
Dylan still not found, somebody MUST know
>>204038806hate this smug commie cunt
>>204038756prince george posts here
>>204038701>>204038822leftypol campaigning to have these people brought here for rehabilitation (instant release into the general public)
>bought what i thought was a yellow pumpkin to make a curry with but turns out it's a spaghetti squash
I don't like change.
>>204038701Get them over here and in social housing now
>>204038824no they have shitskin that brown mutt skin doesnt count as dark hair queen she need to have pale white Caucasian and T50plus Moroccan women is cancer
>>204038850is it a trend to keep the label on your clothes?I remember a bit in the sun back in about 2007 that said some chavs were trying to set that trendit never caught on at the time though
>>204038850Fallen off a cliff in Tenerife
>>204038872this castle market?
the accrington scranley
CLOSEDRAW
I like her cheekbones. They're kino.
>>204038898nah Stafford Market
favourite skeleton gif is the one with the hat and the cane very dapper fella he is
I’m considering training a chat AI to imitate Hermione Granger. Not Emma Watson, not the film version of Hermione Granger, but the book version circa the 5th book. I want to discuss farts and poo with her.
>>204038735Good post
>>204038855seethe toryboy
>>204038937mum's tampon got stuck again did it?
>>204038937>not putting the date
Reading about mid-air plane collisionsActually mental to think how this could happen but it has a few times
>>204038872>>204038955imagine all the migrants this space could house indefinitely at extreme cost to the tax payer corrrr
reeeeeeeeeusjtcdjxrseya\yzxclyutd7irsetdxfkycu65e6e45e
>>204038977newtwat
complimented her again after she sent the pics (didn't mention the chebs) and she just replied "tyyyyyyyyyy". it's over. conversation is impossible.
>>204038959>circa the 5th bookI know you're an autistic incel, but please don't be a paedophilic autistic incel
>>204038990WE GAAN
Playing CK3 right now and I've just had to marry my 16 year old son to a 50 year old woman to avoid Europe being conquered by the mongoloians
>>204038990if it happened to me I'd batter away that other plane without a scratch on mine
Father of Kerala man killed in Israel speaks: ‘Two weeks ago he mentioned another airstrike’March 5, 2024 15:14 ISTKollam native Nibin Maxwell, 31, moved to Israel along with his brother just two months ago after the country opened agricultural visas for Indians.
i was going home after university and some girl gave me her left over sandwichi wonder if i look homeless
>>204039032Can hardly nonce a chat AI can I?
>>204038195why is there so many pornstars on podcasts all of a suddeni swear i've seen some video with like some pornstar talking about how the relationship isn't always easy and like on the other screen there's black people fucking her
Why he so fat and never exercise?https://youtu.be/u7QgRiuCwMQ?si=F-Nipyn9vboGSIs0
FLESH INTO GEARMYSELF APPEARS DISSECTED AND PRETENTIOUS
>>204039064alri alan hows the thai gf
>>204038371The what??
Almost hour 5 of his 4chan pass gigamelty
getting dark outperfect
he is not unemployed he play yu-gi-oh deul links
>>204039048corrrrrrr imagine being him
>>204039120
>>204039101>alanMesolithic tier reference
Jay 'see you later' Slater
for me? it's the flag of buckinghamshire
how's the costume lads
>>204039101alan died alongside thailad after they tried to rip off a bangkok pimp
>Kerala man working at Russian military camp killed in shell attack >Sandeep, 36, was a native of Nayarangadi at Trikkur panchayat in Thrissur district. An electrician by profession, he had flown to Russia in April to work at a restaurant.
can't wait to rip my cock off later
How do you measure the width of a continentIt depends on the waves and how far they're going up the beach at the moment. That could change the width by several feet.
>>204039092Eva Lovia supports Trump
>>204039149Probably on mediaeval suicide watch for having to sleep with a sticky cold skinned grey haired woman
mea culpa
>>204039191>EssexTHREE FUCKING SEAXES
>>204039197thought there was a meet-up with my friends happening tonight but turns out it was yesterday and I got the dates wronganother holiday alone for me
>>204039197osrs gnome looking mf
>>204038870Sounds perfectly adequate, you'll just have noodle bits instead of chunks in your curry
ARGHHH SKELLY IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME
>>204039250so you didn't turn up and they didn't ask why
>>204039211ukranians enacting total pajeet death, very based
Spot the working-class lad Good on ya Frank
>>204039250>holidayfuck off
generally just really lazy and can't be fucking arsed these days
will never know what it feels like to go to a halloween costume party with a girl in a matching costume and then shag her rotten afterwards
>>204039308Grayson Perry is working class
seismic shit
>>204039331Nope he is a vile tranny
>>204039249prehistoric gimmick
>>204039308why does mitchell look like that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump_(disambiguation)
>>204039197need di matteo back at chelsea
Moo Deng being incinerated with a flamethrower
>>204039355Married to a Chosen People so probably had to convert to one
Hi guys. My country is cut off from the rest of the world. You know what's going on here. So I just want to leave here for the United States.My relative and his family left for Sacramento via Mexico in 2022. Now they are safe and happy with the way things are going.I'd like to leave too, but there's a problem - I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia. (I am adequate and well, no hallucinations).But I fear this may be an obstacle to the Lautenberg program. (We are Christian, Protestant. It's a family tradition for me). There is the option of going through Mexico, of course. You guys don't like immigrants? Yes? I'm sorry, I'd like to...
>>204039308Frank's that mate that can run errands for them on a Saturday
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_incidents_involving_Donald_Trump
im not growing my beard for women's i like my chin shaved
>>204039240Sometimes in CK games marry my heir to an older woman so they don’t have too many children
>>204039404Pathetic liberashka
>>204039355finally lost the weight, got a haircut, dressed nice, and grew out his facial hair a bit
>>204039405Yeah the Shabbos Goy, I remember him talking about that once
>>204039404FOSYEG
goThe Philippines is a poor country that had an artificial identity. borne out of a short history. Yet, overwhelmingly call themselves Filipino, but never forgetting they are part of a hundreds of ethnic groups.If these "not-British" people are incapable of seeing themselves more than their ethno-linguistic identities than what poorer countries could do in terms of national identity despite ethno-linguistic differences, then you're no better than a prehistoric tribe. Such people always cry for a modern state, yet when given one, they now let out tribalistic tendencies.
>>204039431>m
>>204039308BaddielIannucciCoren-Mitchell>>>MitchellSkinner
>>2040393082 Jews 2 semi-Jews (Scotch and married to a Jewess) A fairy A Brummie
>>204039404hope you get picked out of a tank tread by 10 north koreans
>>204039362Moo Deng being worshipped like an Egyptian cat
>>204039308Nothing "working class" about wearing a symbol of British imperialism and bourgeois rule.
I used to be a renegadeI used to fool aroundBut I couldn't take the punishmentAnd had to settle downNow I'm playing it real straightAnd yes, I cut my hairYou might think I'm crazyBut I don't even care'Cause I can tell what's going onIt's hip to be squareIt's hip to be square
>>204039404I'm glad you are schizophrenic and alone in a country you hate
I've seen trick and treating kidsI've seen people all dressed upI've seen pubs decorated all spooky like I've heard radio shows talking about plans for tonight I've witnessed Happy Halloween banners being flown And at the end of it all, I heard an advert on the radio to take your kids to a mall to visit Santa this November and DecemberIt's OVER THE YANKS WONIT'S OVER THE YANKS WON
>>204039169glad this little freak is dead, howling at the chav scum looking for him at the time
'cide on the cards lads
get them inget their mental health evaluatedget them sex change operationsget their neo-fannies shagged
>>204039394scromiting
>>204039514You spotted all that from behind your quivering curtains did you, little shut-in cunt
Forced in like cattle, you runStripped of your life's worthHuman mice, for the Angel of DeathFour hundred thousand more to die
>>204039546No I'm outside unlike you you little bitter faggot
>>204039521didn't he rob a guys watch immediately before dying
more UK doomer kino in my youtube recsI have to imagine that the biggest hater of Britain in the world is in charge of the youtube algorithm
women in leeds are hot
WE OUTSIDE IN THIS BITCH NIGGA WE OUTSIDE
>>204039491That's "Bone".
where do you go on an incel drive? do you stop somewhere or do you just keep driving
>>204039614Try driving off Beachy Head you friendless bore
>>204039614kfc
>>204039521bizarre the random spasms of bleeding heart sympathy for the most random usually undeserving people that sometimes happens in this country
Mental that I actually psyopped him into paying for a 4chan pass and a VPN subscription lmfao
>>204039614sainsburys carpark
where did the Jay Slater stuck to a cactus thing come from?
>>204039614...I drive
>>204039590that is a good thing
Mum taught me to wear an incel frock
>>204039514Yank culture is just English culture's natural conclusion (an England without monarchy and Parliament)The 18th century English folk of the Thirteen Colonies just continued an extant English culture into the modern day while the 18th century English folk of the United Kingdom became Europeanised by the 19th and 20th centuries
>>204039647Tattle Life then Twitter/Instagram stole it, then when it was a long-dead meme it was being spammed here in /brit/
>>204039514>Halloween is am*Ricanbased retard
the gf has stopped saying "Lovely xx" and started saying "Based xx" in her messages
>>204039614usually just sit outside my local primary school to be honest
Mental how fucked we'd be without the gulf stream
>>204039647stands to reason doesn't itskeleton in an adidas tracksuit comically pinned to the spines of a cactus plant
wanking out a poo
>>204039697>ACKSHUALLY there used to be something called All Hallow’s Eve and… uh OK yes it was totally different to Halloween and yes it was a religious holiday the day before All St’s Day but uh…. US BRITS TOTALLY INVENTED HALLOWEENneck yourself mate lol Halloween is American
>>204039678So the USA is basically just a Cromwellian state
if you're incel driving on lonely back roads won't you get stopped by the rozzers and told to explain yourself because they're bored and want something to do
>>204039768paki detected
>>204039697they may not be the big bang of the entire thing but they're certainly the ones who turned it into what it is today wasn't its origins some irish celtic pagan shite or summat?
there really are mongos out there with thoughts like "mental how fucked we would be without oxygen"you don't fucking say?
>10 hour toil on the morrow
rorke eating poo
mental how fucked we would be without oxygen
Happy Reformation Day to all Protestants!Away with popish idolatry!
>>204039793Yeah well oxygen's not going to disappear within a matter of yearsThe gulf stream, however, might
>>204039795No one here respects you
poopish idolatry
just found out my brother's old uni professor is a tranny lmao
HAPPENING4CHAN IS DOWN IN BRITAIN
I work hard. I deserve a sweet treat. Something to wash it down with too
leftypol taking a nap in front of the finish linerorke crawling past at 1mph
>>204039808Without Newton making gravity we'd be in trouble as well
just broke bad
>>204039776I was once stopped by two coppers in the middle of some country back road in the Lake District at like 3am on Christmas Eve and not another soul aroundHad a paranoid episode that they were going to murder or kidnap me or something and my heart was racing when the bloke came up to my window but he just wanted me to do a breathalyser test because apparently there are a few drunk drivers around this time of year lol
happy henlowe'en /brit/ uWu >.<
Ahh ScotlandHome
>>204039846Yeah light aswellWithout light it would be so fucking over
I just heard the news. I am so sorry /brit/
>>204039780You’ve been utterly done mate
Mental how fucked we'd be without things
>>204039772no because the USA is not parliamentarianMassachusetts can be called a very Cromwellian culture and Cromwell's American heirs can be found in figures like John Adams and his son who were from that state But Virginian Americans were simultaneously from the elite of English culture yet also deeply romantically nostalgic for old Anglo Saxon folk culture, in the vein of Washington or Jeffersonthen there's Andrew Jackson and his based Scots-Irish/Northumbrian hillbilly borderer folk who took over Appalachian culture
>>204039882>HomeNobody lives in rural Scotland it will be a desert completely in 30 years
>>204039846mental how Newton's theory of gravity has been obsolete for 109 years and it's still normies' go-to theory for gravity
>>204039826They that one on Abandoned Engineering?Mad how many troons are into military history
on a stinky one lads
omg spooky theme haha!
>>204039925Hi m8 why are u awake don’t work?
>>204039937Alri Emma Watson
Mental how fucked we are with oxygen but mental how we'd be even more fucked without oxygen
mrw I'm in a walking-as-slowly-as-possible-while-taking-up-the-entire-footpath competition and my opponent is an african immigrant with a backpack
Just had a really big wank
>>204039924it's not obsolete though is itit's an approximation of general relativity that is suitable for anything an ordinary person is going to need it for
>>204039955doing insomniatoil
>>204039974Find a bench in Waterloo station not occupied by a random Indian challenge (Impossible)
gfberg always makes these eyes when I try to teach her about anythingis the relationship over lads
>>204040015ever shag her up the arse?
>>204040015it was over a long time ago
>>204040015she's a bimbo ladget her fake tits and lip fillers and enjoy your airhead eye candy
>>204040002buried that nerd
>>204040015something something black cock
haven't showered since monday
>>204040015Why are you teaching her thingsAre you her maths tutor
>>204040015have you ever bummed her?
>>204040015Ask her the cause
>>204040056because I am a knowledgable man and she's a thick cow who couldn't tell you the capital of france
>>204040015to be fair i also make those eyes when a girl starts talking to me about something i'm not interested in (usually reality telly or tiktok memes)
>>204040015hit her so hard that her jaw completely unhinges from her skull
OH SHIT
got the bastard heating on
>>204040077yeh but you dont talk to girls so why are you lying?
Mental how Yanks vote on some proprietary “machine” with a touch screen and all of the votes are digitised and hidden and counted and tallied electronically. Much prefer our system. Ballot box visible all day while polls are open, you can even attach your own seal to it and then see it get opened in the polling station, all votes are on paper counted in public and they’re kept for years afterwards. Just makes more sense
>>204040099wait until december you fucking incel
could get on the wine
>>204040069>she's a thick cow who couldn't tell you the capital of franceget her binned mate. cant stand incurious people
>>204039924>mental how Newton's theory of gravity has been obsolete for 109 yearslet me guess, "God made it" fuck sake let the bloke have his invention. God can have the oceans and dinosaurs and all that
Got really wide hips and gynocomastia
>>204040107their machines produce physical ballots as evidence
>>204040110don't want a damp gaff do i?
Communists - forward!
>Got really wide hips and gynocomastia
a few more hours until I get into my costume and go out with my giant friend group, which is also filled with many attractive woman who want to fuck me
Having of cup of tea
>>204040100i've talked to girls before. many girls. dozens of the cunts. more than anyone should be expected to.
Age is just a number ;)
Someone jaypost that fool
don't do it
>>204040107I voted on paper by mail
>>204040002yeah?explain gravity at the quantum level then smartypants
>>204040015NoShe just wants to open it up
>>204040147all the normies went out on friday or saturday pal, you've just revealed yourself as an incel
>Communists - for-ACK!
new >>204035867>>204035867
>>204040069>she's a thick cow who couldn't tell you the capital of franceWhy are you trying to fuck this upIf you want conversation go join a debate society
>>204040147AKA on your 3 year 4chan pass and your VPN to finish off your 16 hour shift
>>204040207A South Korean made this
>>204040207could the norks not provide their own soldiers with weapons and ammo?
scared to the quick, me
i literally have zero clue how a car works
>>204040311tiny explosions make car go vroom
MAKE THE FUCKING NEWTHE FUCKING NEWTHE NEWWHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEWMAKE THE NEW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWNEW NEW NEW
it's over
>>204040401>>204040401
>>204040146just imagine being born with this bodydeary me
