frighton edition
poo smells lmao
Chads and normies will dress up in comedic or heroic character costumes while autists and incels will dress up in scary or villainous character costumes tonight t. Autist villain costume enthusiast
leftypol and rorke in the arcade
hmm yes I am thinking of sitting in my car in an empty parking lot and eating a cheeseburger today while listening to 80s rock on the radio
she wants a man from splott
In fact, most All Hallows' Eve'n traditions are apotropaic in nature
For me, it's the Kinks -- the most British band ever.
listen to Live to Win and remembering all the incredible plays i made on Halo 3. Life well spent
More money for the epic public sector
This is why the poor stay poor
might start mixing some songs i shat out earlier this week
>In fact, most All Hallows' Eve'n traditions are apotropaic in nature
Getting well into Robert Palmer lately. He was smooth as fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
>>204040207new /k/ope just dropped
Despite the government increasing taxes by 40% Starmer said on live television that he was going to increase their workload without any reward.So if you vote for Labour they tax you more and make you work more.
so over halloween now at this agemaybe i am just depressed
>>204040443they're on £33k a year bennies
All this talk of going out tonight for halloween has just reminded me that I am now in my 30s and everyone I know is just at home either with babies or dogs doing domestic vanity projects instead this evening
might go to bed actuallynot really hungry
>>204040436Why is money being given to London from the national budget?
>>204040485this image must be over 15 years old by now
>>204040443imagine if you son went out in public like that, oh my days
>>204040522Based if true
>>204040508The he's speaking makes it sound like a south Korean made that
>>204040507When a music video could just be a bloke singing backed by a bunch of sexy looking womenThe wokes took this from us
>>204040539the entire national budget should be given to londonliterally nothing that happens outside of london matters
ffs they're so fit in their little costumes
itchy foreskin
sexsex.................................sex
>>204040540Hopefully you're gf is too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxp30arY3-M
>>204040546they either don't have dads or their dads molested them so there is no way a normal bloke would have someone like this as a son
And the very latest from Helperlad?
Just applied for my wait 900 seconds license.
The classic American Halloween prank of tping houses probably never took off here bc so few houses are fully detached
sssssssssex
>>204040608my fiancée is 26
>>204040613>normal blokeMost sons are trans these days
>>204040597fuck off Adam you vile cunt
>>204040610villiam
need a paris hilton dressed as britney spears gf
my trans son is very happy with his vagina, thank you
>>204040654hahahahahaha you utter mong
>>204040591If that's the case then the rest of us should not be taxed. In fact consider us a different country altogether please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc0xdKr_WiM
>>204040626He's slurping
>>204040597
>>204040678he's a 30 year old man that is still in university and has a failing youtube channel god I wish that was me
>Most sons are trans these days
>>204040597Stop being a naughty little nonce
>>204040570There's loads of south Korean mercs in Ukraine so probably
>>204040678not just that but he pretends to have a stuttering issue and talks about it in every video he makes lol
>>204040633hard to tp a tower blockmuch easier to throw fireworks down the stairwell instead
poo
got me finger stuck up me bum
my brother reckons himself a womanits so fucking depressing lads, really hoping he just snaps out of it and becomes a regular gay lad or somethingif i had a terminal illness id suicide bomb discords offices tbqh
>>204040746sling a bucket of shit down the stairs
Up North they call Scotland 'Up North'
>>204040718lad looks like the protagonist from chicken run
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Love pissing off the shitwestoids who think I'm a noncer for shagging a 17 year old bintGoing on a /shaggerwalk/Anyone want owt?
i love this image
Because of the governments farm tax it means the majority of the UK's food will be either grown by international companies in the UK or simply grown abroad
>>204040798where do you find them?
answering the door stark bollock naked
taxing a poo
>>204040769The great incel moment
oysters?clams?caviar?squid? tentacles?
Britain and America could quite literally ban gender reassignment surgery and hormone replacement therapy outright citing a myriad of long-term harm studies as a reason to justify it and troons would be unable to do anything about it apart from thrash and wail The fact that TERFism is mainstream accepted in the British left and right and accepted in the American right makes it a strong possibility that we will abolish troon practices in the near future
invest in the baddiedem
just put the heating on
Fucking miserable
>>204040826shartmart
Imagine sniffing Emma Watson’s farts up close to her arse.
I'm quivering like a nervous nellie, all these scary costumes like draculas and Disney princesses
The government could simply ban contraception and the population would increase because people won't stop having sex because of that
>>204040880glenn frey - the heating's on
open the fucking pubs
This is a liminal time. The barrier separating the afterlife with our world is weakened. Take care
might put on hellraiser
>>204040911Similarly if the government said it was legally required that women need to start having children, even if many women would seethe and rebel and refuse, a massive percentage of women would comply simply because the government told them to and women are natural law abiding conformists
being rich isn't even worth it anymore in 2024 ALL the amenities that used to distinguish the rich from the poor are now available to the poorthe poorest americans can easily get caviar or nice cuts of steak or whatever else they want on EBT. I know because I've done this.The poorest americans can get world class medical care for free. they live healthy and happy lives. Getting ANY shit job in the USA allows you to buy WHATEVER you fucking want, a NEW macbook pro is only like $150 a month for a year which any retard can afford. The poorest americans can get world class education for free, the exact same technology the wealthiest people alive use, they live in the same quality of housing with the same clean air and amenities. so what does being rich even get you anymore? the ability to buy fancy brand-name shit like gucci or louis vuitton? Wait, poor people get that shit too. basically my point is all the problems the poor experience in 2024 are self inflicted trauma. holes they've dug for themselves
had a 1-1 teams meeting with who I can honestly describe as one of the most beautiful women I've ever met in my lifeshe was absolutely drop dead gorgeous, will be meeting her in person at some point in the future as well and I'm legitimately considering asking her on a date even though it would be unprofessional
WWIII will begin before next Tuesday So kino
Bring Black Friday Deals today
>>204041009do you have a source for that
Getting this evening's PJW
>>2040410282 more weeks
>>204041009>was legally required that women need to start having childrenAutism
soundcardsworth behaving himself today, no crackling audio just yet
>>204041026every time I meet a truly beautiful woman I'm barely able to eek out a single fucking word. Met a beautiful girl, a pure 10/10, at a party a year ago, immediately spilled my spaghetti so fucking hard i think she thought I was retarded
>>204041026it was just a womanif you find out she's got a man what you doing? acting sad or trying to break up that relationship and bag her
wish the neighbours would all lower the volume a little bit
Women don't play poker or blackjack but they do enjoy slots and scratch cards Different temperament for risk
>>204041026If her name is Zoe and she works in IT at the company you work for hands off she is mine
>>204041085>Women don't play pokerretard
>>204041080Yep don't go and ask them, just complain to us like the coward you are.
>>204041060Uh no 5 days
>>204040905she is an ugly old slag
>>204041080end of a broom against the wall lad
had to be manually let into co-op local after it got eggedgot some on my shoestate of our youth
>>204041016none of this applies in the uk though
>>204041054getting this evening's POO more like>>204041076if she's taken i'll just leave her alone as one should>>204041093no lad, your Zoe is safe from my interference
the most beautiful woman I've ever met was my social worker. She touched my shoulder once and I masturbated to the thought of it for years after
>>204041116I want to lick the bogeys out her nostrils.
>>204040684might have a nostalgia wankeroo to her sex tapemad how good she was at sucking that fellas william in it and she was only like 19
>>204041009they're conformist about weird stuff
>>204041104>>204041121neither loud enough nor late enough for that it diminishes my position when they are being unreasonable
>>204040401normal people are out drinking and SHAGGING, what the FUCK are you doing?
mumberg bought me this, is it good?
>>204041016>so what does being rich even get you anymore?a job that doesn't suck
>rich people can get fancy cars! who gives a fuck? A used tesla has higher performance than 99% of ferraris >rich people live in big housesagain, doesn't matter. in fact I think if you want a big house you can get it through a USDA loan on any shit job too. >>204041130I don't think that's true. your food is higher quality than food in the USA. I think your welfare is also better than welfare in the USA. Your welfare housing quality is probably also higher I mean that's the exact issue isn't it? The welfare is so fucking good that it doesn't really make sense to try. that's why so many people are stuck in the welfare / disability spiral
>>204041099It's about 95% men and 5% women at any poker table statistically, don't know why you're seething at facts
>>204041080would hate living next door to my house, tv blaring from 6am to midnight, loud snoring in between, retards shouting all the time, grim
>>204041169me? sat at my desk drinking madri seriously overrated beer tbqh, got very little flavour at all, not sure why deano likes it so muchthink i'll just stick to ale in the future as I like to taste something when I have a drink
>>204041207are you the retard shoutingwhy are you shouting all the time
>>204041190yea, that's it. it's truly all about social class and being able to spend your time with rational, intelligent and charming people. even if there's no real difference in quality of life you benefit from not being around sad sacks of shit 24/7
is there literally any city worth living in besides London and Edinburgh?
>>204041169no thx
>>204041199Welfare housing is fucking dire mate
>>204041163Haha. That’s it. Take it like a good boy.
>>204041260nooooooooooo
Average day in the shitwest>wake up>turn off red noise speaker next to bed which eliminates all sounds of engines>keep earplugs in>put on headphones with brown noise >readeth book wilst drinking tea>quick stretch and warmup whilst blasting trance>go on /shaggerwalk/ on the fake little trail practicing Japanese and doing light weight training, stop for squats and hip adductor workouts>return and lift heavy, make sure muscles are extra sore>scran endless protein slop until muscle gain>brown noise or classical while coding game and websiteThe other two weeks I'm out in the prairie smoking weed, walking dogblatt, exercising calisthenics and lightweight, drawing and making music on my windows surface pro
>>204041252>that toilet stepyou are now imagining this IBS bitch strain
>>204041248fucking hell is this true? that's absolutely miserable reckon I spend 10 hours a day outside myself, often more
>>204041199>Your welfare housing quality is probably also higheroh yeah, council housing is way better than section 8 from what I've seen
>>204041269strange lad arent you
>>204041300…yh
>>204041203so women do play pokerVictoria Coren for example
>>204041297my ex gf had a poo stool and I hated using it. really uncomfy.
>>204040808i love you
UK Egg price by method of productionA caged egg in 2023 costs more than a free range egg in 2018
I'm nothing
So how do you pay inheritance tax if you can't pay it
>>204041233i like shouting ahahHh
>>204041346love organic eggs me but they do cost a fortune
Honestly, love Halloween me. Only time of year children come to the door and I'm allowed to talk to them. Parents can't do anything because they stand at the foot of the garden. Might even try to touch one of their hands when passing them sweets tonight
>>204041298what do you do out there? jog?
it is actually crazy how much BETTER the rich are compared to the poor nowadays. The rich aren't just more educated, they are more charming, more moral, more lively, they are truly more human than any poor sack of shit will ever be have the courage to hate the poor, /brit/. it's more vital now than it ever was in the past >>204041258if you are a fucking loser refugee maybe thats true but what about that woman in brighton on disability benefits? what kind of housing do you think she lives in? Do you really think its different from yours?
>>204041156shagadelic baby
>>204041346An extra 5 million people but no more eggs Very simple
>>204041364'ri nothing I'm getting the gay porn on
>it is actually crazy how much BETTER the rich are compared to the poor nowadays.>The rich aren't just more educated, they are more charming, more moral, more lively, they are truly more human than any poor sack of shit will ever be>have the courage to hate the poor, /brit/. it's more vital now than it ever was in the past
i fuck arses
dadberg wanted to go to the club
i really need a lot of moneylike millions i need at least 3 million
Mad how the Tory government literally made having thoughts illegalhttps://news.sky.com/story/safe-zones-outside-abortion-clinics-come-into-effect-13245090
I was born to quite wealthy parents, actually, but I'm a scabrous wretch of man who is impoverished in spirit
>>204041386That wouldn't be social housing.
>>204041455be enough for 4 boxes of free range eggs by 2030
just about ready to clock out of lifehad about enough of it
>>204041386Clutch
Sometimes see a Porsche drive past and I think I want one of those one day then I remember I am a mediocre person who likely won't
>>204041480you wont though
>>204041444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwKrgJ_CG0M
>>204041468ktimwill never make anywhere near as much money as my dad
are "free range" eggs actually any more humane than battery eggs? seems like something that might be a myth to mark up price
>>204041489no i wont but i will do something drastic
>>204041480been trying to run out the clock for years me
>>204041480Why not do some mad shit instead if you’re gonna do that
You are now thinking about those really awkward things you did
saw like eight groups of trick or treaters I thought no one did it anymoreWe're back?
I'll tell you what's scary: The prospect of Donald Trump in the White House for another four years!
>>204041377ever heard of a job? well my job is outdoors and wouldn't have it any other way today I got paid to walk along the river and inspect the banks for erosion
rorke has no counter argument to this
>>204041503yes they're more humane but still ultimately cruel
going to have a fashpilled coke snorting night, maybe I'll invite commiemong
UK Alcohol expenditure per person, 2023
>>204041514what bearing does that have on your life?
>>204041519sounds like a massive waste of time
dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
>>204041549what's that per person per day?
>>204041529thank you Keir for charging me £5.49 rather than £5.50
>>204041529
>>204041549open the fucking pubs
>>204041579He didn’t have to do it did he
>>204041503all the same shit really there's no humane way to collect eggs en masse the actual chickens themselves are egg laying machines nothing about their lives are enjoyablelook at how they describe this chicken. do you think this thing would have a good life even if it lived on a wide open field? its entire fucking existence is just the pain of shitting out eggs
>>204041535Gonna hire a hooker are ya?
sir can opener
Halloween is americanisation. I will be celebrating Calan Gaeaf
>>204041535cocaine is a liberal capitalist drug sweatyrorke drugs are speed, opiods and methleftypol drugs are weed, benzos and mdma
>>204041579saw a pub near me the other day that has its pint prices on a board outside like a petrol station and was pleased to see a pint of guinness for £4 and zero pence
>>204041583bro's name sounds like Terry Tibbs saying 'burger sauce'
hate going through outer/int/ to find the /brit/ it's like walking down a hallway full of niggers to get to your flat
>>204041578per person per weekhttps://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/family-food-fye-2023/family-food-fye-2023#table-13-uk-expenditure-on-alcoholic-drink-in-real-terms-per-person-per-week-fye-2023
reminder that Sir Keir posts are monitored.
>>204041633hahaha
boo hoobusiness idea: use the money generated from taxing inheritance to subsidise food for poor people rather than land for rich people
cor wouldnt mind some drugulesmight give me something to live for
>can't get decent signal anywhere in Londonfucking hate this place
>UK Royal Navy rum ration ended in 1970 why the fuck would they keep a thing going for so fucking long and then end it? ending this practice probably had a pretty strong impact on navy morale I have to imagine every historic institution being eaten alive by woke
sir air fryer
>>204041633thinking more brian badonde
>>204041641rookie numbers
>>204041633bradworthy post
>>204041634I'm not familiar with this feeling, as I live in a fully detached house in the countryside surrounded by whites
>>204041634>https://boards.4chan.org/int/catalog#s=/brit/direct link for you old matey
anyone else got the music on?
>>204041189it's pure dog shit, the soundtrack is good though
>>204041629psychedelics are rorke drugs but used by leftypol people primarily
Sir Beer Cheaper
His vote counts just as much as yours.
Sir Schwag Weed
>>204041705can't believe he didn't know this and has been doing it manually all this time omddd
never got the "feet smell like cheese" thing until I decided to be fancy and bought parmesanthe resemblance is uncanny
>>204040401I hope Brits are doing better than us we suffer in America but atleast you suffer less
Backbench Boys having a blastWhat a life
might have a schizo melty
might have a retard shout
>>204041767KEK why are they going through so much effort to get this retard to vote
>>204041731Sir stick you in prison for being white and let the muzzies have at ya Starmer
>>204041778
THERE IS A SPOOKY SKELINGTON DANCING IN THE /BRIT/ THREAD
Why do americans on this site get so uppity when a slav enters
tellem clarkson
This wasn't a Halloween costume. It was real. All of it.
This budget is an absolutely stupendous communist ghazawat for the working class.Workers will get wage rises, tarqs will pay more tax, businesses will absorb the cost, and they won't do shit. Big fan of pensions being subject to inheritance tax. They won't emigrate abroad as they love the idea of raping the working class at home too much.hopefully Are Marxist Kier cranks up inheritance tax further in 2026. I'm also thinking a nice luxury tax on tarq proclivities and purchases such as mansions, horses, private schools, yachts, private jets etc.
my new sauteuse, shower squeegee, butchers twine, wall fixings, and wooden utensils have arrived lads
dressing up as 190 for halloween
fuck it i'm going on the lash out in town tonightgot paid anyway and might see some clunge on display
need a:croatian gfczech gfestonian gfhungarian gflatvian gfmoldovan gf
To be completely honest, I think I prefer deglet nour to medjool dates now
>>204041810The suffering in Britian is far less than what we suffer with. You would die because we don't have welfare here unless you are a single mother
think I'm going to write one line of code today. just going to start small and take it easy.
voting slips should have like one fairly easy iq question and one policy related question to make the vote valid
>>204041824British farmers are welfare-sponging kulaks and their thrashing is long overdue.
>>204041786Labour voters
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
>>204041825I don't care, the pandemic was amazing and I loved it, I got paid for most of the year to sit at home and play video games, I even lost weight from walking the dog twice and sometimes three times a day. I was NEVER tired. nearly an entire year with full sleep. I loved it.
dogberg going mental over fireworks
>>204041824would love it if he fucking died
must have had about 12 trick or treats already this evening. fucking mental
>>204041860>The suffering in Britian is far less than what we suffer with
AMERICAN GF
might have the last dark chocolate digestive
>>204041871you can't disenfranchise people based on arbitrary pop quizzes
>>204041845>hungarian gfthis one pleasethen I can be a rorke serf under daddy orban
SOS GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE ISLANDTHIS IS AN EMERGENCYGET ME OUTTA HERESOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QCXpHdW9akget the fucking choons on
Hate americans more than slavsTheyre adamant to make me align with anyone but them
>>204041633
>>204041910would love to watch a couple of mandingo meat poles coat those with jungle juice then get to lick them clean
was going to have a wank but really cant be fucked
kids don't trick or treat like they used to
>>204041920really? I think it'd be quite easy if you were PM
Kids are out tonight, I'm scared
>>204041933alri tim
Kids are out tonight, I'm excited
>>204041645This is the funniest webm of 2024 imo
>>204041910she has a negative canthic tilt. It would be a complete waste to sire children by her
>>204041962Nonce
>Workers have been warned their pay will be hit by Budget tax rises aimed at employers.lolpay in britain is below 2008 in real termsthe tory model of forelock tugging to businesses has failedthey must be forced to raise wages
>we'll be looking at how much climate change is to blame
>>204042001incelbabble
>>204041943Is that what you say after they tell you a joke at the door?
Imperials: Adderall, caffeine Nords: AlcoholRedguards: Cannabis Bretons: MDMAAltmer: LSDBosmer: ShroomsDunmer: Heroin, nicotineOrcs: MethKhajiit: Cocaine Argonians: DMT
get the spooky scary skeleton tunes on
>>204041996does he squeak or speakhas he got a deep bassy voice
well?
>>204042033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cuPKGbDtZc
Spending halloween alone again. Might top myself if I'm still unhappy 3 years after uni.
>>204042040dunno actually
got an idea how to make Britain richer and increase wages:stop being such fucking slackers
what are the most rorkish unis in britain
corrr
>>204042067that's not the problem
might go out in the street and start screaming
>So to help Paul choose who to vote for staff at his care home hung up pictures of candidates next to the issues they represent
binoculars at the window wank
>>204042064Pay a black man to fuck a girl from his POV and goon to the video
>>204042064you pathetic fragile americanised gimp
sorry I feel too deeplysorry I love too intenselysorry I give too much
>>204042067fuck off peter hitchens
>>204042070Warwick, Durham, Oxbridge
abolish the welfare system and the economy would double in a year
fucking fly keeps bastard landing on me
>>204042070Oxford, Sandhurst, St. Andrews
>>204042070YorkDurhamWarwick
>>204042061why do we have so many norf fc clones banging about up there
>>204042073need to drink some more water lad, your piss shouldn't be that colour
Upper class Brits look mediterranean. They have olive skin, dark curly hair, and brown eyes.Working class Brits look like the whitest of white people with very pale skin and blue eyes.
>>204042088Wonder what picture they chose for immigration
>>204042094Creasing at this made me feel better>>204042096Rude its not the holiday but the fact Im alone
another 1 hour big brother tonightseries went to shit
>>204042070durham, oxbridge, st andrews
>>204042138fuck off yank
>>204042138not really
>>204042153>the holidayliterally fuck off yank
>>204042121get a wash
>>204042061the WOKE mob want to CANCEL this!
might crack a bottle of wine open
it was on this night halloween in 2017 that i kissed a girl for the first time in my life at the club it is halloween 2024 that my first and only ever girlfriend officially moves out and leaves me all alone
fuck this gay earth mayne
>>204042138you're seeing the romano-celtic substrate ruling the germano-celtic peasantry
>>204042195how old were you when you had your first kiss
>>204042061a budding pintman
>>204042156don't know anyone who watches that
>>204042195>it is halloween 2024 that my first and only ever girlfriend officially moves out and leaves me all alonevery sad to hear that lad
>>204042195not my problem mate
NEW>>204042226>>204042226>>204042226
>Iraq recriminalised homosexuality this year>Bill in Ghana's legislature to follow suit>Gabon referendum coming up to do the same thingfeels like bender rights hit a glass ceiling worldwide and are now going the opposite directionodd thatfrom 2000-2022ish it was one way traffic
in bedmight make myself a pizza to eat in bed soon
>>204042207Would really like to see one example in history of a North Korean actually standing taller than an American
My first kiss was in 2008 at a house party aged 15 and it was a girl who had gone out with one of my mates and split with him and she had send me some suggestive texts the afternoon before the party, literally never been more nervy going to a gathering
>>204042195
