Mussenden Temple edition
Fucking idiot kids hammering my door when there’s no lights on or pumpkin out front
taking antidepressants?
the lads
i'm in the new thread vroom vroom
VISIT YORK
screaming
>Iraq recriminalised homosexuality this year>Bill in Ghana's legislature to follow suit>Gabon referendum coming up to do the same thingfeels like bender rights hit a glass ceiling worldwide and are now going the opposite directionodd thatfrom 2000-2022ish it was one way traffic.
might order a bab
*attends durham*
Do we make anything anymore? Is our economy really OnlyFans and lil' pakis fellas on mopeds?
Bloody tired of the Yankification of the English language. Even foreigners speak our language in an American accent.
genuinely never had a kid come to my door or even seen kids in my street on halloween in well over ten years
>>204042226took a piss off the cliff at the back of it once
>>204042329strawberry pickers an all
stop being a lecherous freak
Rourke getting arrested on suspicion of kidnapping because he's walking his sister tonightShe then got enslaved by a Paki gang for the next 5 yearsRorke starved to death in a police cell after they forgot about himHis mum and dad never found out what happened that nightThis is the life of Rourke
>>204042329made a fat pile of shite in my loo about an hour ago if that counts for anything
>>204042332we call fries chips sometimes
On the weight-loss toil and it's fucking grim lads, I'm starving all the time and the one big meal I have at dinner isn't even big by previous standards. Would've been something I'd hoover up without thinking. But I HAVE to STAY below a certain amount of calories otherwise it'll all be for nothing and I'd have suffered for zilch
got my bum in the air
wonder what it's like being northern irishseems totally mental
>>204042328Durham: Personified
Upper class Brits look mediterranean. They have olive skin, dark curly hair, and brown eyes.Working class Brits look like the whitest of white people with very pale skin and blue eyes.
>>204042222i was 18 when i lost my kiss virginity at the clubsee if i can find my post about it on desuarchive 2secs... ah yes here it is https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/81250426/#81251310
>>204042363Funny thing is i can actually imagine this happening in the UK
now in the region of 20 trick or treats this evening. not had 5 minutes uninterrupted by the doorbell
>>204042373Good lad
>>204042374get on the peppermint tea lad
>Iraq recriminalised homosexuality this year>Bill in Ghana's legislature to follow suit>Gabon referendum coming up to do the same thing>Georgia banned gay marriage and sex change operationsfeels like bender rights hit a glass ceiling worldwide and are now going the opposite directionodd thatfrom 2000-2022ish it was one way traffic
>>204042374shouldn't have been such a fat cunt then should you
>>204042329The total value of UK manufacturers' product sales was £456.1 billion in 2023, an increase of £17.2 billion (3.9%) from £438.9 billion in 2022.The manufacture of food remained the largest division and represented 20.8% of total manufacturers' sales in 2023.The manufacturing of motor vehicles division showed the largest value increase, up by £9.6 billion (22.0%) in 2023 to £53.3 billion; motor vehicles with a spark ignition internal combustion engine (above 1,500 cubic centimetres) saw the largest value increase for any single product in 2023, rising by £4.0 billion (23.4%) to £21.2 billion.Other selected products showing notable increases were soft drinks, which increased by £696 million (12.4%) to £6.3 billion, and fresh or chilled cuts of beef and veal, up by £468 million (9.8%) to £5.3 billion.Customers having less disposable income to spend on non-essential items because of the increasing cost of living was a common reason provided for declining sales, alongside higher production and operational costs.
>>204042291I have. It was nice. My one regret was not buying a wwI(I) kriegsmarine flag in a charity shop
We need the whole world to be filled with Indians
>>204042363>Rorke starved to death in a police cell after they forgot about himI burst out laughing with my family after reading this
might browse through old 2015 /brit/ threads and pretend im still there
>>204042374Start smoking it'll kill your appetite
>>204042393You are now 25
>>204042393lmao nice one
Whilst you’re all distracted with the budget, the government has quietly launched a new department. The ‘Office for Digital Identities and Attributes’, which will oversee the UK’s digital ID market and roll out.
Castlevania games are too difficult for me
>>204042399how many treats?
>>204042363the labour platform as it were
My mom's good, she got me out ofTwin Falls, IdahoBefore I got too oldYou know how that goesThat's where she still was the summerShe turned 171983Three weeks after meLast I heard was she had twins, or maybe it was threeAlthough I've never seenThat don't bother me
>>204042458>distractedAh yes the government suppressing wages for the next decade is a "distraction"
>>204042442weird cunt family you lot are reading /brit/ together
>>2040424582016mong!
>>204042452yep its fucking over isn't it feels like it could'e been just last month i typed that post out
>>204042443that was around about the time I drifted in herewonder if it's me who is to blame for the rampant shittification of this general
>>204042467The so-called Metroidvania type game as per TvTropes
>>204042459>.gifnearly. NEARLY
>>204042299Good way to emigrate, sorry im gay and cant go back to my own country
>>204042459whats PSE
>>204042425based stats poster
>>204042226Most of the people complaining about Britian wouldn't last in Canada or the us
>>204042458Tony Blair wins yet again
>>204042458
>>204042521Nah I mean the ones before Symphony of the Night
he deleted his post just so he could post it here and still received no (You)s lmao. what a gimp
>>204042524tbf I never realised it was a gif
>friends tell me I look jacked and ask how often I work out>have the desire to cover myself with a jumper and slouch instead of showing off like a chadwhy am I like this. I'm like a woman
>>204042546So I'm going to have a digital driver's licence The UK has fallen (somehow)
>>204042502Have you had sex
my voice is my password
>>204042386this is just something you read on /int/
>>204042386
How do we get more Indians into Japan?
>>204042386very true
>>204042386I look med because my mums Italian
>>204042541Spainpaki's incel superhero
>>204042567this entire post is extremely feminine. shut up
Modern women send letters to soldiers at war with a lipstick mark from their arse ring
I unironically got my first kiss on holiday and none of my mates believed me
my mate reads funny messages to me from his friends' group chat, and I read him funny posts from here as if we're the same kind of people and I'm not a loser freak with no other friends
Any knob of butter lad in
UK Meat production 2023
I am willing to pay for plans ticket for the Brit dumb enough to think America is better
>>204042655oh ive got a knob for you lad
And the very latest from /eire/?
>>204042386No point in telling you because you're an idiot but its literally the opposite
>>204042532believe this is an escorting term for 'porn star experience'many working girls offer a 'girlfriend experience' (GFE) which tends to be gentler, more sensual sexual encounter more reminiscent of sex in a normal relationship or FWB situation. She may massage you first, and her attire will likely be fairly normal bedroom attire, a dressing gown and maybe some nice underwear.The 'porn star experience' (PSE) is a sexual encounter more akin to what you see in a pornographic film. The sex is likely to be rougher, more adventurous and kinkier, with the girl more likely to wear more sexually unambiguous clothing such as stockings, high heels, boots, leather and latex etc.
>>204042669I expected lamb to increase with the Pakistanis
>>204042580it will be attached to your online activity they will require you to use the digital ID to access any 18+ website as per the online safety actevery post you make will be attached to your identity and put on the government record
>>204042377it's awful the prods are hated by everyone even the british who put us here and the catholics feel a disconnect from the republic and cope by pretending there is no northern ireland despite the fact that they're using pounds and using the british systems for everything. i wish you lot hadn't bothered colonising us then i'd be scottish which is at least a real country
>>204042675Is it a doorknob? *smiles innocently*
>>204042386>Upper class Brits look mediterranean. They have olive skin, dark curly hair, and brown eyes
>>204042585yes many times with my (ex) gf (and also my best and only friend) of four and a half years (not the girl i kissed at the club)
>>204042386It's the opposite you bellend lol>working class swarthoid
need a femdom american gf to peg my sissy brit arse
>>204042669>that increase in chickenThis is a dogwhistle for third world immigration stats
>>204042713>every post you make will be attached to your identity and put on the government recordBased AF people will know I'm a true jockey
>>204042713
Long drive (90 minutes) tonight. Grueling
>>20404276790 minutes is not a long drive, it's a commute for many of us
>>204042722Settle down lad. We will never let you fall into the clutches of a fenian republic.
>>204042614Is she fit
>>204042745because it's cheap?
>>204042785grim life for you
Socialism but with nationalistic characteristics
Dressed up as Rorke for Halloween. Just went into my wardrobe and put on the first thing I saw
>>204042736>>204042702no its not rasheed
>>204042824ktimi have never worn an "outfit"
>>204042806I cope with it, wish it were shorter sometimes but yes, not beyond the traffic to sometimes throw a 90 min journey at meBut a 90 min drive that isn't to toil is not something to worry about
>>204042732What is it like?
flatmate's a real Shitter. At least 3 times today. May get him some dude wipes for Christmas
UK's per person per week food expenditure in 2023
>>204042786thank you for your support no surrender fuck the pope and the ira and happy halloween
>>204042861Shalom
>>204042844>But a 90 min drive that isn't to toil is not something to worry abouti know lad, just having a little mess about wasn't i?
get your fucking willy out for the ira!
>>204042849really fucking good actually don't listen to anyone underselling it sex really is fucking good. massive confidence booster in all parts of life as wellespecially cumming in her when she's riding you corrrr impossible to feel anything that good that isn't sexprobably should've done it more. got a bit complacent towards the end and didn't sex as muchshouldve caue ill probably never have sex again now lol
Longest drive I've ever done is London to Cologne in Germany. Not massive in the grand scheme of things - it is only 360 miles and London to Edinburgh is actually a longer distance. And you /brit/?
Gf caught me rimming her mum
Why don't you lads who moan about money just simply earn over £50k?
>>204042880You silly sausage haha x
got my will out for the ira, the trick or treaters won't like this
>>204042873sieg heil
>>204042909dunno. don't drive much, not a fan of it
drove my bellend up your mums snatch that was a fucking long drive
Can you use chopsticks to consume an entire Chinese meal?
>>204042973
>>204043002based and rorypilled
>>204043026haha what's he doing
>>204042669BSE really did a number on beef farmers. But maybe dont feed cows ground up cow, evil cunts
>>204042909Once drove from Missouri to Florida (950 miles)used to drive a 282 mile route every weekend for a while
>>204042730Went to school with him unironically
Wish I were really good with photoshop so I could make some interesting tinder pictures. Just plonk myself into Afghanistan or North Korea haha
17 year old slutty Halloween sluts trick or treating at my door
>>204043091ever bum him?
>>204043091>Went to school with him unironically
Might go for an orange poo now in a minute
>>204042909I’ve driven from Cheshire to Madrid before. Was a nightmare.
alri lads
literal monsters knocking on my door and demanding sweets, multicultural Britain in a nutshell
>>204043096get em gobbling
>>204043142You sure mate?
>>204043122No it was junior school>>204043124Him: literal billionaireMe: barely a thousandaire
the fucking yobs are setting off fireworks at the top of the hill
>>204043096
>>204043096Bit old to be doing that aren't they
UK Citrus fruit imports seasonal variation Citrus fruit imports reflect global harvest seasons, which are generally in winter months, so EU imports are highest in the UK winter when produce comes from the Mediterranean countries. In the UK summer, imports are sourced from the southern hemisphere, especially South Africa.
going out for a bit
No children knocking on my door thank fuck. I'm the anti-nonce
>>204043162?
>>204043142Are you Michael Owen
>>204042909Er you can't drive from London to Cologne>>204043142Er you can't drive from Cheshire to Madrid
>>204042909Ljubljana to Vienna
>>204043195*grabs her tit and blames it on the turbulence*
>>204043169Get up there, shout 'HEY', and then bend over and spread your arsecheeks to expose your bumhole at them
The crossover we've all been waiting for
>>204043198alri grinchlad post more grinches please
>>204043195Goodness me
>>204043195Corrrrr, those choggers. Awooga!
>>204043208No I hate that Manc nonce>>204043209You can drive onto a ferry to Santander and then carry onto Madrid though :)
>>204043180Oh no I better turn them away.Faggot
>>204043195>heart necklace instead of a star of David>normal, attractive nose instead of big ol schnozFetish ruined
>>204043233How will that help?
hate life and myself
>>204043236didn't even realise he had a place nowis it a pop-up or a permanent thing?
love life and myself
Teutonic gf
>>204043342based
>>204042909Posted before about my solo drive to Italy one weekend Set off at the crack of dawn on Saturday, got there for dinner time, had a few glasses of wine, bit of food, smoke a couple of cigs, had a nightcap in a bar with some locals, and then drove all the way home the next morning at dawn getting home at dinner timeWent to work next day and no one knew
>>204043333rorke shags this
actually we had sex a few time after we broke upamazing sexbest we had since the start of the relationship
nun he cud do
>>204042909700+ miles London to south France, all in one go, I'm fast (not paying your those speeding tickets)
>>204043325permlooks decent and all
This time tomorrow I'll have the heating on and I'll be happy as Larry
>>204043261>You can drive onto a ferry to SantanderMental how many branches have closed
>>204042909driven through california (about 1k miles) countless times
I am the breadwinner in my landlord's household.He lives my paycheck to my paycheck.
Wondering where my fondest friend Spainnonce is right now
young girl, probably 18 or 19 with a decent set of norks just knocked the door and said "trick or treat" with her friends. so I said "treat", naturally. she replied "I'll show you treat", her friends laughed and she stepped inside quickly, pushed me back in to the hallway when I wasn't expecting it at all. pushed the door closed behind her, grabbed the willard and felt me up and everything while her friends were outside.
>>204043356Yuros can’t suffer
>>204043356Sounds like a massive waste of time
>>204043379>wu tang clan ain't nuttin to fuck wi-ACK!
just gave 4 florets of raw broccoli to a trick or treater and laughed like a madman as i did so
>>204043424yeah?
>>204043410kek (what does he do with the other 59 pay cheques?)
>>204043424corr bloody ell!!
>>204043471would have probably shagged her right there if her mates weren't around
>>204043342
>>20404342418 year old women don't trick or treat
>>204043438Granted if I had flown I would have had loads more time in italy but the whole point was the journey, seeing europe at ground level like that, stopping in a couple of really random towns for a quick coffee etc along the way before getting back on the road and getting the foot down. I had a hand-me-down 5 Series from my dad at the time and it was a great drive.
peng ting
girl asked me to buy her a drink the other night while out and I said "you pay for your own drink" bc I thought she was just trying to take advantage of mebut she actually looked offended and I think I blew a golden opportunity. might just kms
>>204042226trickle treating must be shit now in our multicultural utopia
>>204043542omds rorke
Moo Deng being punted off the Eiffel Tower
>>204042291have done a number of times
>>204043424
>>204043542No you're right she probably was taking the piss
Forgot to save Katy with my BWC todayCan someone please remind me to go to Tesco tomorrow so I can post it from their wifi
>>204043541Ah yes I'm definitely going to want to gf up a girl called McWhorerer
>>204043542she was trying to, probably didn't expect the pudgy glasses wearing incel fella to say no
off down spoons to see if there are any sexy girls in halloween slagstumes down there or if it is just old depressed men
UK fish imports/exports The UK exports around 452,000 tonnes and imports around 721,000 tonnes of fish globally.Salmon is the only species which is both imported and exported in significant quantities
>>204043592>BWCis that like a bbc except small and white
Alright guys? Cooking my dinner.
Interesting how much bourgeois drones howl about a 1.2% increase in NI for tight fisted shirking businesses, but when the standard rate of VAT increased to 20% in 2011, nary a peep was heard.
>>204043591>>204043598this makes me feel better
>>204043646jewish dicks look so disgusting
>>204043630>Nephrops>Mackrel>Herring>Haddocknever had any of these
>>204043646my willy is bigger than that, why won't anyone suck it?
>>204043658That so?*turns around to talk to someone else*
what's the point of posting explicit pornographic images here when you know they'll be deleted within seconds and you'll earn a ban
love saying norks
>>204043630Wonder why we import so much salmonSuppose Scottish salmon must sell at a premium somewhere else
>>204043632I don't think so. It's a white penis that is 8" long, 6.5" in girth
>>204042909did exeter to london (200 miles) then london to leeds (200 miles) in one day once. i hate driving long distance though
>>204043702adam ban evades about 20 times a day
>>204043379
just dished out some ket to the trick or treaters. told em it was sherbert. fucking kek - they'll be traumatised later on.
>>204042266>Trick of treat>Aint got any sweets, piss off>Make us some scrambled eggs then>Yeah with cheese in>Yeah and ham
>>204043658>but when the standard rate of VAT increased to 20% in 2011, nary a peep was heard.And your evidence for this is...? Bearing in mind you're a zoomer retard who was barely aware at the time
Figuring out how to earn money
cmon LG xx
>>204043541rare instance of thinking a real girl is ai
>>204043379>Y'ALLS RACIST>Y'ALL RAY-SASSS!*starts crying*
>>204043720Let's see it then.
>>204043768*working outfoy
pork sausage, pickled onions, and porridge for dins then
>>204043646>bent>circumcised>visible smegmahonestly appalling cock
>>204043768Called a job la x
Wonder how it feels to shag a girl wearing a halloween costume in a quiet public place, about now, spontaneously and in the dark. Proper nice I reckon.
on the RED wine tonight
Thinking about putting a tiny bit of effort into my career today.
>>204043824What's the porridge made of
>did squats yesterday>legs hurt too much to run I see why people skip leg day It comes at the cost of cardio which thereby turns you into a fatigued fat cunt
>>204043846Before the parties start also
>>204042430>I haveproof?
>>204043846Would quite like to spunk in a clown woman if possibleAsian clown woman if possible also
>>204043810Told you, I need to remember to post it when I'm using the Tesco WiFi
>>204043846Maybe on a park bench with wood splinters or a dirty set of stone stairs with garbage and bits of crap/dust on it?
>>204043901ktim
>>204043879>I see why people skip leg dayyeah, faggots>It comes at the cost of cardio which thereby turns you into a fatigued fat cuntnot if you use proper periodisation you retard
airfryerberg taking a ludicrously long time to air fry my frozen pukka pie
>>204043763A simple glance of articles from the time.There's no such thing as "zoomers".No surprise outlets for millionaires love VAThttps://www.economist.com/leaders/2024/09/26/if-you-must-raise-taxes-raise-vat
>>204043681Nephrops is scampi. Have you ever had scampi?
>>204043937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg
>periodisation
>>204043930Exactly what I was thinking, or behind some bushes away from the roads. Really intimate and spontaneous. Masked strangers as it were.
I took this pic Do you have any questions for me
>>204043879Cardio is a leg day of sorts. Your legs are absorbing like 3x your body weight in pressure when you're runningIf you add hills into the equation that's even more muscle activation
Americans are now the 8th highest nationality immigrating to the UK
>>204044018YANKED
>>204044005Yes was it in the United States? Nevada/Cali?
Absurd that the Lifetime ISA house price is still frozen on 450k
>>204043325sexy nan
Why don't more rapes occur on halloween? Everyone is masked up.
>>204044018why?
>>204044018This will be me soon if I can get a good job
>>204044018ktim
renaissance periodisation
>/brit/ quieter tonight than usual>all the shaggers out screwing the brains out of slags dressed as sexy maids>we're all sat here single and depressed
>>204044056That pic was in California I believe it's East of Joshua tree
>>204044110All the maids will get pregnant
>>204044110damn
Britain's Nietzschean economy is based on driving up house prices and we have to respect that
>>204044110im neither single nor depressed
>>204044136That's cool. You live near there or were traveling??
protoshag is telling me I should hug her and then goes on to talk about how she feels soft and warm, then said she doesn't know how to show me.so tired of having to play the game.
Spent 2 and a half years trying to get a good job and I failed. Looks like I'm doomed for unskilled toil misery until I die
>>204044063Connection to old shit, need more old shit here. West coast is 99.9% post-ww2 interstate car stuff. Aesthetic considerations. Those are all gay men.
>>204044110my mates and missus are all sat around me while I post here, drinking and cheering me on. You post alone?
Eurasian gf
>>204044018is this counting the boat people?
>>204044207need one
why is commiegimp lauding the budget as a win for the working class when all it will do is suppress wage suppression?
Transylvania Trannysylvania
>>204044259>suppress wage suppression?So it grows wages
>>204044263
edging my swollen red goonstick pumpmeat to Porn Ass
>>204044259>>204044279i of course meant suppress wage growth
just got a get and all of the crowds watching me post started cheering - caught a cheeky pic of the lads
>>204043949Consider yourself raped, fucktard.Retailers warn over impact of VAT increaseJUNE 7 2010Retailers will on Monday urge the government not to hit consumers with a higher value added tax rate, although many executives privately believe the battle to prevent an increase is lost and are instead pushing for a delay in any rise. The British Retail Consortium warns the government that any increase “would have negative impacts on retailing and the wider economy”, and that VAT should not be extended to exempted items – food, books, children’s clothing – as this “would hit the most vulnerable members of society the hardest”. The tough public stance being taken by the industry body before this month’s emergency Budget is not echoed in private, however. Executives from some of Britain’s biggest chains told the Financial Times that they were resigned to an increase and were lobbying instead to postpone the rise until early next year.
>>204044207Russia is the heart and soul of Eurasia.Russia must grow from the Oder to Hokkaido.The Third RomeThe Russian worldThe holy Rus
don't care
>>204044334Die Nazi
spotting the peng girls walking past the house CCTV
>>204044191I went to high school in Oceanside ca took that pic while going to visit some high school friends in Phoenix I think. It's not very close to San Diego but isn't super far either. >live near there NOBODY lives out there It's crazy how empty eastern California is
>>204044294Good thing it doesn't then
>>204043949Also this article is from this year you utter fucking mong
>>204044293
>>204044063https://youtu.be/BGjRqpqDB-w?si=mlEznbvSFduCWcwBhttps://youtu.be/I4grrzwTbx0?si=tcskFvnG4oPOLR4c
>>204044263who are these people then?
>>204044292KEK
>>204044365hs?
>>204044194lads what do I say?
>>204044365Well it quite literally does and Labour has admitted as such so
>>204044328>The tough public stance being taken by the industry body before this month’s emergency Budget is not echoed in private, however. Executives from some of Britain’s biggest chains told the Financial Times that they were resigned to an increaseUh huhCompletely the opposite to them screaming about 1% on their NIVAT punishes the working class
Think this place is called the Algodones dunes
kek check out this jap propaganda
might return to the son of nothingness
>>204044423>Completely the opposite to them screaming about 1% on their NIHow so?
>>204044448>>204044444
>>204044465yeah?
>>204044411No it doesn't toryboyWhat suppresses wages is lax labour laws, anti unionism, high migration and unemployment (hence Azovite Boris tripling migration), and labour being taxed far more than capital
>>204044441Churchill was a racist ultraconservative who wanted a united states of Europe and implemented the famine and torture of millions of Indians
>>204044480Gigachad
>>204044480wtf i love winston now
>>204044458Not really
>>204044526>>204044526>>204044526
>>204044480>Let the U.k Starve or let India starveYeah what a bad guy
yes save your hilarious gimmicks and witty replies for the next threads lads, I'm sure someone will love to see them haha!
>>204044501>>204044504Wow so edgy I bet your liberal parents are so mad
