first for cum con sex

>>204040660
sexo

>>204040562
See >>204040422

>Women are just such attention fiends that they will go so far as to do something as unnatural as lezzing out just to get men's attention
thats hot

>>204040660
America is more puritanical now than in the past, someone like Elvira would never be on TV anymore. Yet at the same time every other foid has an Onlyfans. It's really noticeable when you watch older TV shows that have sexy women for no reason other than being sexy.

>>204040792
feet

>>204040725
true, most women are natural lesbians, as you may know, the clit is a micropenis, which basically gives them hemaphrodite qualities which can make them be bisexual. I didn't know this until you interact more with women, women do not dress nice for men, they dress nice for other women to look at them

>>204040805
>Puritanical
*Feminist

Religions got absolutely nothing to do with not seeing hot bitches on tv anymore.

>>204040792
you just know

all of the women sexual organs are on the inside (because of SDY (sex determining chromosome Y) and on the outside they have the vulva

Any man who hates lesbians is a tranny faggot.

>>204040731
I'll still call you priya.
Teehee Priya

did that anon finally get his pizza?

>>204040616

If we're talking about faith, here most people don't go to church. But there are many Muslims (I am talking about Moscow and St. Petersburg).
I'm not Orthodox, but it upsets me that Slavic-Orthodox people are killing each other.

and thats why men have nipples (because they develop before the sex chromosome deems that they (MOST PEOPLE) grow a penis

>>204040883
yeah he said it was warm

>>204040819
Whenever I see fags, I see maggots. When I see ladies giving into their biological urges, I feel happy.

>>204040954
nice to hear he got it

>>204040876


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hTqhjOeqRA

>>204040980
its making me really want a pizza too but i just made a chicken poboy so im pretty un-hungry now and i dont think i can justify a whole pizza later even if i am a little hungies

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We still got it, America

yesterday on YouTube i saw (MMJ) that women cant get pregnant while breastfeeding
the name was stupid and meant lactating no peroiding all over

>>204041059
i love hags so much bros

In America, Muslims live in fear. In Europe, they run shit and punk native europeans

>>204040789
>men are just such attention fiends that they will go so far as to do something as unnatural as trooning out just to get men's attention
thats hot

>>204041052
America will be EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN, WHITE, CONSERVATIVE AND PRO-ISRAEL.

>>204041052
>3rd degre hate crime
gay, it's NY she should automatically get freed in recognition of the trauma of 9/11

>>204041117
post example

>>204041059
i liked her in office space. she was very hot in that movie

>>204041059
Izzat Jen Anniston?

>>204041059
Iggy Pop looking good these days

>>204040805
Sex and our perception of it is warped. Even as prostitution is de facto being decriminalized and gays are accepted, representation and acceptance of sexual desire is a bit uncomfortable for some in the media like you said, and the internet is either being censored or sanitized of potentially titillating nudity or sexual content. Yet degrading and dangerous acts are widespread in porn with no restrictions to access in most of the US.

>>204041102
>In America, Muslims live in fear
of what

>>204041052
I saw that on /pol/, I notice when some people pray, other people really freak out, even christians and catholics sperg out.
t. santero

>>204041129
Come back Giuliani all is forgiven, eh?

>sex sex and shes not on birth control
thats hot

>>204041173
Random hate crimes like>>204041052

>>204041187
>gf got on BC behind my back

today i heard a 8 year old or something girl say "this isnt even my final form"

I wanna go grocery shopping but my shift starts in like 50 minutes and i dont wanna feel rushed

>>204041052
cab driver starts shouting allan snackbar, pepper spray in self defense, get charged with h8 crime

>>204041221
>some cunt being a freak
>"its a hate crime to be scared of whackos"

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>>204041052
>When the second passenger asked Guilbeault why she attacked the driver, Guilbeault allegedly responded, “he’s brown," according to the New York chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-NY).
HOLY FUCKING BASED, I kneel. Faith in White women restored

>>204041227
i see where you are coming from but it wouldve been much worse if she did the opposite behind your back. not for me though i would cum instantly if she said that (inside of her), probably just kidding

>>204041249
>Working on Halloween
Lmao blud, the absolute state of this crodie bruh, lil bro has to go in today fr :skull emoji:

>>204041227
Black cock?

>>204041287
mf we have condoms for a reason, i dont want her fucking up her hormones for no reason

i havent bought tobacco in like 14 days
i ean 14 days from when id usually buy it - the actual number is more like 31

>>204041292
Maybe i should call out

>>204041316
youre right
i havent learned all about the 3-in-1 or all in one contraceptive pill yet to know. but there are IUDs made out of copper and stuff to prevent it, which dont use hormones. and female condoms

i would like to do a "run" of testosterone to see how my body and mind changes and if i like it or not. id also like to have a beard

>>204041379
Sticking copper up your hoohaa will still cause an imbalance in the pH and other things. Also you're putting metal against a mucous membrane

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>id be totally sloshed on 350ml of whiskey

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since this 15 minutes timer thing started there have been less proxyflags posting
>china, fiji, japan, korea etc.

should i install extra flags or is it gay
i just wanna know what states the us flags are so i can judge them

>>204041473
idk - if it did things like that then it wouldnt be used so much. it has to be safe
maybe looking at the time that its in for, and how often to change them will be helpful for knowing if copper might leak into the mucus membrane

Missisauga

>>204041557
>if it did things like that then it wouldnt be used so much. it has to be safe
is this kind of childlike trust the kind of thing you only can get in europe where only half of the companies and government bodies are out to screw you over instead of all of them?

brass (bullets) stuck in the body for a long time dont leech. maybe lead does
but brass is almost the same as copper, and can stay in the body, near the blood for ages
>>204041612
crazy post

>>204041594
*loud buzzer sound*
I'm sorry that's the incorrect spelling

>>204041612
i saw Americans using - and the guidelines working with Americans - the NICE and other orgs that do care and are separate from the government
and copper IUDs are old technology, where they were invented in times not so much like that! they used to care about us in the founding fathers times

>>204041649
Chilliwack

of course there are going to be downsides to using that form of contraception over others. after this video ill maybe go look at some of them
also remember that time i put ADHD meds in a (probably) aluminium can and boiled it, and thought that i had given myself aluminium poisoning? haha

i think cumala is winning

>>204041735
Correct!

i used to eat several baked potatoes a day

>>204041773
i think im jerking off to milfs again

he did another incest videoa ctually
in CK2 game of thrones challenge

>>204041748
funny !!

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there's like 3 anons in here who are like this

>>204041904
that shit had no impact on them choosing to never give me ADHD meds. they just didnt want to

>>204041931
theres more than just the dude from chiraq?

>>204041931
those houses are too close together THOE

managed to snag a plastic pumpkin and a jack o lantern lamp from target, halloween is saved, bros

>>204041952
there's a leaf as well who loves the heckin' hustle & bustle

>>204041931
>noise pollution
do wypipo really

>>204042012
light pollution too
it feels really unsettling when im in the city for a concert or something and i cant see the stars at night

>>204042012
too spicy for their ears

>>204041983
yeah I think the suburb designs from the 1950's & 1960's are much better, they still have yards and trees without grid pattern streets.

>>204041931
I want some suburbs but serviced by buses and nearby train stations.

>>204042100
i cant tell if the property is just too small or the houses are too big
where im from evry house has big ass fuckin yards

>>204042135
>but serviced by buses and nearby train stations.
genuinely why, if you can buy a house you can buy a truck

When I first played STALKER I fell for the meme that the hardest difficulty made the enemies weaker as well

>>204042135
we have this in Canada, I would assume you do as well.

>>204042135
I'd like to use my feet to get places

>>204042186
Saves on fuel costs and road space.

>>204041931
Shouldn't it be "gentrification" and not "White flight"?

>>204042140
>property is just too small or the houses are too big
newer suburbs are both. The actual lot is smaller and the houses are bigger. The modern homebuyer isn't Hank Hill anymore so they assume people would rather have a bigger house than a bigger yard. Also allows them to cram more houses in the same space.

>>204042248
no suburbs were built by evil racist ypipo moving out of the brown cities, gentrification is when white people move back into the city and clean up the graffiti and used needles

how far can YOU get in a game of something like CK2 with only incest? all these YouTubers suck and just die instantly

some real nasty toots firing from buttberg

>>204042276
evil, horrific.

>>204042316
Ive seen plenty of white crack addicts and fent zombies ackshually

also all those houses are 2 storeys, way too fuckin big for that.

I wish I visited Chernobyl before the war

>>204042352
yes, that's why all those >suburbs are dystopia!! exclusively use photos of newer suburbs, especially in places like Arizona, instead of older ones with trees and stuff.

>>204042431
>Not going now and doing STALKER IRL
it's the perfect opportunity to larp

The US need 1.5 million immigrants a year to keep the economy going and maintain population

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>>204042431

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>>204042483
In Canada we have that and we are 1/10th your population. Grim here

>>204042526
why doesnt anyone live in canada
seriously, 40 million people wtf

>>204042483
or we could raise wages and incentivize starting familes

>>204042526
God, can you imagine Canada in 1990? It must have been Sweden....in 1990....tier

>>204042559
that doesnt work

watching destiny destroy chuds

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everyone on Earth is a "race-realist" except firstie wypipo who either genuinely think it's not real or pretend to not see race.

Canada is COOL and CUTE

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haha, yah

>>204042579
proof?

What makes fags exist

>>204042476
Thanks faggot now I have to replay stalker

Why is everything getting worse in the West? Can we just STOP for a fucking second and figure out what the fuck is going on?

>>204042556
>why don't people live in frozen tundra, muskeg, Canadian Shield or remote boreal forest
the part that is easily habitable has higher population densities than some European countries. It's a meme that we are empty.

>>204042556
because most of our land is shallow bedrock or permafrost that you can't farm or build anything on

>>204042645
Molestation

>>204042673
>>204042671
didnt know dat

>>204042652
Managed decline

>>204042645
Grooming and mental illness. There's no such thing as a natural faggot. Lesbians are natural
>>204042652
Feminism, LGBTQIAP, Marxism and atheists. They want YOU to think this is normal. This is why they hate Trump because he wants to save us.

business ideas: move to rural saskatchewan, open up a gas station with my cranky father and mother and my bumbling but lovable best friend

I'll call it, roadside exhaust

>>204040885
do you want to be friends on steam

>>204042642
been tried in a bunch of other western countries

>>204042797
such as?

>>204042711
it's always weird to me when foreigners like that show. It's so Canadian that I think maybe only midwestern Americans would appreciate it.

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>coworker helps out with a work ticket
>"thanks"
>replies "of course, i'd always help you"
what did she mean by this

>>204042847
if your vision is like this at night you need to get your eyes checked

>>204042845
its comfy and Karen is qt

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>proof?
>such as?
>source for that?
shut up

>>204042829
sweden, poland, hungary

>>204042863
Option 1: she clicked on one of those auto-generated responses on Teams
Option 2: she specifically typed that because she wants (you) romantically

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I want you all to go through an adventure and read my batman fanfiction

>Chaper 1 : >>>/qst/6132522 # "the rape of catwoman"
>Chaper 2 : >>>/qst/6132543 # "the trooning of riddler"
>Chaper 3 : >>>/qst/6132571 # "author has a brief moment of clarity"
>Chaper 4 : >>>/qst/6132618 # "gotham city race war, part I"
>Chaper 5 : >>>/qst/6132651 # "gotham city race war, part II" (aka the tournament arc)
>Chaper 6 : >>>/qst/6132796 # "gotham city race war part III

are we talking about letterkenny or some other show?
its relatable for americans too

I ate a bunch of the halloween candy I bought to give out to kids and now I have a tummyache

>>204042889
>nordic countries are some of the richest in the Eu
>The current fertility rate for Poland in 2024 is 1.475 births per woman, a 0.55% increase from 2023.
>The fertility rate for Poland in 2023 was 1.467 births per woman, a 0.62% increase from 2022.
>The fertility rate for Poland in 2022 was 1.458 births per woman, a 0.69% increase from 2021.
>The fertility rate for Poland in 2021 was 1.448 births per woman, a 0.63% increase from 2020.

>>204042961
>>204042926
Read nigga

Also if you're not planning to jack off skip to chapter 3

>>204042963
did it at least taste yummy

>>204042712
Stop trying to groom him, freak.

>>204042984
>>The current fertility rate for Poland in 2024 is 1.475 births per woman, a 0.55% increase from 2023.
>>The fertility rate for Poland in 2023 was 1.467 births per woman, a 0.62% increase from 2022.
>>The fertility rate for Poland in 2022 was 1.458 births per woman, a 0.69% increase from 2021.
>>The fertility rate for Poland in 2021 was 1.448 births per woman, a 0.63% increase from 2020.
Yeah don't look up the immigration rate to Poland during that time lol

>>204042961
Corner Gas

>>204041059
is she a republican voter?

>>204042991
The tootsie pops did, the rest are meh. Tootsie pops are baesd

>>204041059
hag sexo

>>204043024
ofc not. she voted for kamala

>>204043015
>The net migration rate for Poland in 2023 was -0.265 per 1000 population, a 27.79% decline from 2022. The net migration rate for Poland in 2022 was -0.367 per 1000 population, a 21.75% decline from 2021

i miss old memes
remember skeleton war
i cant find that picture of the calendar with nov 1st labeled skeleton christmas

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>>204043084
I member

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>>204043060
>For several years Poland has been witnessing a positive balance of migration. The number of immigrants reached 16.7 thousand, while emigration reached 9.9 thousand in 2023
they got like a million Ukrainian and Belarusian refugees since 2022 that aren't even counted nigga

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Damn Mexico, you good?

>>204043136
refugees arent migrants, theyre displaced from the war

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>>204043179
So their births don't count in hospitals?Checkmate nigga

>>204043173
sucking and french kissing her clitoris

Gm /cum/bums, have a very HAPPY HALLOWE'EN MWAHAHAHAHHA

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>>204043392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae5WtA_Oqfs

aw damn i forgot what i was looking forward to

>>204043595
halloween candy?

Today, I expressed self-control not buying halloween squishmallows on sale at walmart. And you?

>>204043051
i see
i heard she's greek
it seems like most americans with southern european ancestry are dem voters
when i see that american politics is also based on race and ancestry in some sense
i don't know if democracy is really democracy
there is no such thing as true fairness
as an outsider it seems strange that the atmosphere in america believes that blacks and hispanics must unconditionally support the dem party
i am a person who votes for the most weird minor parties that people think
my friends and family laugh when they see the parties i voted for
in south korea, there are many minor parties that seem unlikely to gain support
well, sometimes buddhist monks run for elections
but what is really bizarre is that in south korea and japan, there exist political parties made by the unification church

>>204043699
I have no money lol

one time i was at a convention and there was this autistic but snobbish girl (female xx) in lolita with her friends also tailing behind her in lolita and she just dunked on people in the game room in various fightan games, and they kept calling her Aslan
what a weird thing

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Mentally speaking, I think not everyone can stand being in a foreign country. It tries your sanity. Most people need to live amongst their own kind to remain sane.

>>204043773
Today, you expressed self-control by not going into credit card debt to buy halloween squishmallows on sale at walmart.

>>204043701
>unification church
Are those the people who do the mass marriages? do they have a lot of support/membership?

Bros

Makita vs Hilti vs Milwaukee vs Dewalt

Which is it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Kid_Versus_Dracula

>>204043859
milwaukee always

>>204043898
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_James_Meets_Frankenstein%27s_Daughter

Milwaukee tools

aboot

>>204043811
were her friends female too

>>204043859
Makita/Dewalt

>>204043836
Are you going back then, Lovepreet?

>>204044082
yeah

>>204043859
Milwaukee is overpriced and only worth it to pay extra if you're an electrician

Makita and dewalt are good though. I have Makita mostly

I love women bros

>>204044126
I'm not a foreigner, but that's part of why jeets go insane living here.

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Who else is gonna get very drunk/high tonight? :D

thinking about making hamburger
>>204044215
me if my friend lets me go over and do that and sleep on his guest bed sating sober if im staying home tho

>>204044215
of coursh

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There is a huge trend among zoomers of quoting The Sopranos and making memes of it but never actually watching it. You DID watch the critically acclaimed series, right?

>>204044129
huh some sort of queen bee ritual I guess

>>204044282
no

lord help me im boutta buy a $300 anime statue

>>204044282
zooms don't have the attention span to watch an entire series. has to be tiktok length clips or they lose interest

>>204044282
yeah it was good not great

>>204044282
I never finished Season 6 part 2 and probably never will

>>204044288
idk i went to /tv/ to ask aobut skeleton movies and saw a narnia thread and remembered like 10 years ago the mean ojou-sama type lolita girl who went by the name Aslan that whooped my ass in injustice, shit was weird
>>204044282
i didnt watch it but yea this is what zoomers do, they just like memes on tik toks from shows and dont watch them. my ex got mad i wanted to watch breaking bad before better caul saul with her since its a spinoff and ive watched BB before and know its great, she just wanted to watch better caul saul for like 2 episodes beacuse 'haha im saul goodman you have rights' lol funny

>>204043850
unification church party in south korea is completely minor and has no political influence
however, unification church party in japan is an opposition party with considerable political influence
cult religions in south korea and japan are deep-rooted
they eat away at society without being exposed
there are celebrities in south korea and japan who have lost their fortunes, ruined their families, ruined their careers, and even committed suicide because they were involved in cult religions
for example, the author of crayon shinchan also fought with his mother for years over the issue of his family's cult religion, suffered from family discord, and died under suspicious circumstances after going on a mountain hike

>>204044360
Why is Saul Goodman a zoomer meme?

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Elizabeth Hurley has a borderline incestous relationship with her son, very oedipal.

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>>204044215

>>204044282
I don't watch television.

>>204044397
he says funny things like 'did you know you have rights'
thats it
zoomers love tv shows when theyre in 40-60 second increments
they like young sheldon too

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>>204044403
I mean, let her cook

>>204044454
literally me and my friends hanging out but its in a garrage

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>>204044430
>he says funny things like 'did you know you have rights'
I don't understand why this is funny

the stock market is down today
oof owie my life savings
quite devilish of (((them))) to do this on weenoween

>>204044456
His eyes are too far apart but he still mogs me

>>204044509
time 2 buy

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>>204044456
>yfw he's in charge of taking her social media photos
>she's always posting bikini pictures and shieet
it gets weirder the more you look into it

>>204044456
Isn't he mezzofrocio? I'm pretty sure I saw him on a date with a dude or some shit

going to go jork it and watch cinemassacre's monster madness

i would broadly describe all of the liquor stores near me to be "stinky doodoo caca". they all carry the exact same shit, 80% octuple IPAs 15% pissbeer lagers 5% actually interesting beers that they only rotate once every 3 months.

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Have you posted Luce yet today?

Who
H
O

>>204044677
go to the grocery store dummy

>>204044683
Literally the best thing the Church has done in centuries. This makes up for the Catholic missionaries genociding the natives of latam

>>204044754
>This makes up for the Catholic missionaries genociding the natives of latam
They never did that thoughbeit

>>204041059
Will this woman ever cease to be hot?? What is she now, like 60?

finally on day 7 of my 7 day work week
I don't care that it's halloween
when I get back home I wanna lay in bed

>>204044884
You gonna jork your hog?

>>204041632
Who makes brass bullets? First I've heard of them outside of boutique hand machined stuff

>>204044612
Remember to wash your hands afterwards.

What happened to the anon who used to post that dj with the green hair

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THE RETVRN

>>204040660
Elvira was never that attractive. Standards must have been much lower in the past.

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who is she?

Why do girls wink at you. Why are they like that

>>204045085
My brother

>>204041612
My wife used to have one of those when we started dating, but it made sex kinda uncomfortable ngl. There are little wires for removal that wouldn't cut, but we're quite uncomfortable on my penis

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how’s halloween going on? bet yall having so much fun rn

>>204045085
Looks like that mex cosplayer the israeli flag used to spam

this video is just someone playing CK2

>>204045096
It's only noon. Gonna leave for my buddy's in a bit. Need food hahahaha

>>204045092
Could be flirting could be mocking no way to really tell

>>204044950
maybe, or maybe I'll save my sexual energy for tomorrow

>>204044993
America is so kino ngl

>>204045092
they want u to put ur beenis in the ussy

>>204042919
Option 3: she just wants to be helpful

>>204045156
Based, what country

>>204045096
Need to shave my legs for when I wear my costume later uwu

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>>204045157
you’re gonna have so much halloween fun tonight aren’t you

vgh...

>>204045267
Weed + liquor, yes.

>>204045246
i dont know its some gay GoT thing

zzz

>>204045257
What kind of costume would you have to shave your legs for? Olympic swimmer?

why does every cashier want to have sex with me

I'm going as a shyguy for halloween

>>204045366
thats hot you should have se with them

I’m just gonna watch some USA halloween streams to feel the halloween spirit tonight

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>make fun of jeets, 3 day ban
>make fun of asians, 3 day ban
>make fun of troons, 3 day ban
>make fun of politicians, 3 day ban
gay ass snitch general

>>204045353
Erm sexy nurse

>>204045437
so whore

sex sex

Tired of this fucking shit

>>204045455
I'm not a whore THO

>>204045486
you barely post here anymore

>>204045496
why are you dressing like a whore then if you're not a whore?

>>204045437
what happened to she-devils are they out of fashion?

Want to eat out a /cum/poster while she wears her whore nurse costume

>>204045437
But overplayed, no? Then again I'm hardly one to judge. I can't remember the last time I did a costume for Halloween. I think it's when my brother and I wore kilts and tartan with no underwear in high school

>>204045096
it's okay. ill be home alone thoever.

honestly dont think ive ever made a right decision

>>204045592
just step outside bro there’s so much to do in USA

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>>204045617

>>204045589
did u flash ur weenises to people or summin

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is this real

>>204045646
i dont leave the house + poorfag + nothing to do

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>>204045617
just do the opposite of what you think is the right decision from now on

>>204045671
i dont get it

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>>204045617
advice for ya

>>204045670
No but the staff were very much not amused. I suspect that some people got a looksey though. We didnt care, we're quite well endowed

>>204045671
it is sadly

>>204045671
me at the door

cum nurse sex

>>204045537
This job is destroying me

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remember this when you're out with the floozies tonight

>>204045671
me on the left

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>>204044155
I just wanna fuck women, I love my kids tho

>>204045886
>echo
Isn't this that lady that posts dumb shit all the time?

>>204045886
So which one's the truth?

>>204045886
She deserves to be stoned to death for this kind of inconsistency

trump just called kamala a cracker

>>204045942
bit sexist m8

>>204045886
>women switching from "total moid death" to "UwU flirt with me~" and back at random
MANY such cases

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>>204040660
She used to do softscore but her tits are little disappointing

>>204045973
that's why you never really lose anything from approaching them

>>204045986
>her tits are little disappointing
They look great wdym? You prefer bolt-ons or smalls ones?

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>>204045986
Ya well, still would probably

>>204045923
I am both avoidant and bpd

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>>204046032
They also say "no" when they definitely want you to keep going but also say "no" when they really don't want you to keep going.

>>204046043
They just don't look as big without a pushup bra, many such cases

bpd gf tfw

>>204045553
>>204045589
I'm doing it post ironically but unironically

>>204045973
Women are a superposition of bothered and flattered at any given moment. Here's a handy trick for you:
>you're any or all of the following: attractive, charming, not too upfront
Flattered
>you're any or all of the following: ugly, autistic, pushy
Bothered

>>204046131
what if I'm attractive, charming, not too upfront, but also autistic

>>204046049
literally me

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cumpies, im drinking covfefe

There's this 5 foot tall Filipino dude at my work who drives one a them Dodge Ram 1500s with those huge oversized tires, and has the thin blue line American flag sticker on it and his arms are tattooed with an American flag on one and a giant eagle on the other

TX to Paris EU high speed rail

>>204046166
Idk, what's 3-1?

>login to /cum/
>it’s about to hit the bump limit
It’s all so tiresome

>>204046229
idk I'm not a woman so I can't do woman math

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>>204046131
>tfw they're shit-testing you and you react in the wrong way so they lose all interest permanently
It's like picking the wrong dialogue option in an RPG, shit sucks

*logs in to cum*

im laughing

>>204046217
He 100% gets fucked by white dudes

>>204046217
I hate those guys for driving up the cost of new and old trucks. I just want a beater to cart my dirt bike around, I don't want to have to mortgage my house for a fucking car

>>204046112
just admit you're a tranny whore

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>>204046217
See? This is why no amount of jeets trying to force the meme could make me hate SEAmonkeys

>>204046261
mousey, are you a khhv?

>>204046259
The RPG is simulating real life, dingus

>>204046303
I like SEA pipo

>>204046320
no i just dont have a gf rn

>>204046263
Cheetoh man is pretending to drive a garbage truck and youre laughing?

>>204046347
why not?

>>204046372
because tfw no gf!

>>204046390
it's okay. you'll get a gf one day.

>>204046349
i dont get why is every jerking off these corny photo ops like they're the greatest thing ever

wtf THATS what Finnish people sound like???????

>>204046345
Huge fan myself personally, literally more pro-white than the average white person. And they have directly told me this too lol

>>204046410
Trump is a populist. His followers eat that kind of shit up and he knows it

>>204046459
>>204046459

>>204046410
he's pretending to be a common worker to OWN the libs

>>204046427
One day we'll have to repopulate the huwhite race in SE Asia. The memories of some fantastic huwhite civilization will be lost, dust in the wind

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>>204046482

>>204046499
next time!

came 6 times in 2 days, now my anus hurts

friend simulator HOI4 playthroughs or someshit