Siciliana editionPrevious:>>204040660
>>204046482corrr
Going to Illinois today. Jealous?
>>204046902Who is this undesirable?
>>204046482my daughter and her friends are planning to throw eggs at houses and cars, is that illegal?
>>204046937I don't know why we get all the schizos on /cum/, they have so many boards and generals
>>204048019The US delaying the end of leaded gasoline is partly to blame
>>204047957Leave
>>204047957They will get raped if they anger the wrong cabron
>>204048019When I'm blackout drunk this is the only thread I feel comfortable posting complete nonsense in, idk maybe it's a similar state of mind
>quell' sentito quando nessuna fidanzata italiana
Yo, now I was downtown clubbin', ladies nightSeen shorty she was crazy rightAnd I approached baby like, "Ma, what's your age and type?"She looked at me and said, "You's a baby right?"I told her, I'm eighteen and live a crazy lifePlus I'll tell you what the eighties likeAnd I know what the ladies likeNeed a man that's polite, listens, and takes adviceI could be all three, plus I can lay the pipeCome wit' me, come stay the nightShe looked at me laughin', like boy your game is tightI'm laughin' back like sho' ya right, get in the carAnd don't touch nothin', sit in the carLet's discuss somethin'Either we fuckin or I'll see you tomorrowhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m60XKqEEnfg&pp=ygUGSGV5IG1h
>>204050606Non potresti controllare na fidanzat siciliann
is radiohead good
>>204049923i DO love blogposting in /cum/ and stream of consciousness spewing stupid shit in here like a xitterive been sober for a few months tho i cant imagine how much id fuck it up being high or /druk/
>>204050663lei e' TOSCANA, pazzo
>>204050670yeah kid a is unironically a top 10 album of all time
>>204050686No dai i toscani non sono scuri accussì
>>204050670yes
>>204050724>fiorentina vs roma>wearing purple
business idea: kms
>>204050761Well whattaya want I don't know shit about soccer, I'm Italian but not that italian
I'm a creep i'm a weirdoi dont like this song honestly
>>204050670Creep is great. Otherwise mid.
>>204047957Mischief night has spread to Mehico?
>>204050819no surprises is one my favs
Jason
>>204050686>>204050724kys distefano
the incel mind cannot appreciate woman-oriented kino like heathers
I'm going to cum.
>>204050870read this as carrot
>>204050869
i finally accepted that im gay
>>204050906sex sex
>>204050870Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
>>204050916you're not
>>204050916Nobody cares. Take it to /lgbt/
>>204050925tfw no onesie gf
>>204050942i fap to trans joi i am gay
I showered today and I have no recollection of it
niggas be like"hooo WEEE these shower fumes making me WOOZY"
>>204050970you're not gay you're just confused
>>204050870woman-oriented kino>woman is with rich and handsome beta and soon to be married>woman meets down-to-earth gigachad>woman cucks her fiance>woman bails on gigachad for betacuck>woman leaves betacuck as close as possible to getting married as possible to be with gigachad>movie pretends that they lived happily ever after
Hey /cum/, you ever mix the flavors? Make a Suicide?
i clenched my wrists and farted
>>204050815it's the fakecel anthem
creep is a very mid song from a vey mid album of radioheadstheir best stuff is kid a/ok computer it is miles on miles on miles ahead of that garbage
>>204046482She's probably from Tuscany.Also, basedball champions and I'm gonna live here.
>>204051064>creep is a very mid song from a vey mid album of radioheads
Femoids will tell you their favorite movie and it's a shitty Alicia Silverstone movie where she spends 90 minutes realizing she wants to fuck her brother
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiohead_discographyyouve got other great hitters here like the bends and in rainbows
tfw no gf that calls me daddy
did you see lebrons tweet
>>204051105they'll make you sit through Pearl but fall asleep 20 minutes into rambo first blood lmao
>>204051096I used to work in the circled building
>>204051105Clueless is the best Barbie movie that's ever been made. Even with the stupid step-incest subplot.
>>204051166No you didn't
its so obvious who is imposter...
So what have you guys got planned for Halloween tonight? Gonna hook up with some girls? Go to a party? Hang out with friends?
>brit>fails at Englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rquN4XSixIU
i haven't masturbated in 2 days
>>204051225why
>>204051166Incidentally that's also the same apartment building they used in Fight Club. The prime ade towers. 123 s. Figueroa Los Angeles
>>204051225im approaching 20 hours
>>204051214None of the above. I'm handing out candy and watching Psycho-Pass.
>>204046482I have an ex coworker i was obsessively infatuated with i finally forced myself to stop looking on facebook at her profile picture. No other girl has seemed attractive to me ever since which i know is extreme simping but idk. I basically judge every girl based on how similar they look to her. Its fucked. Idk how to break this curse its been like 2yrs now and i feel like a lunatic
to punch your balls
>>204051187Yes I did see>>204051233
>>204051265doesn't prove anything
>>204051265I believe you
Why do white people turn red?
>>204051261it's one thing to do that for your ex but like...just a coworker you had a puppy crush on?
>>204051214No one bothers knocking at my door and all my neighbors are Indian so nothing
>>204051295>>204051311The duality of man
hes imposter!
Thinking about fucking off from my court ordered community service and getting drunk for the next 4 days straight. Its Halloween after all
>>204051338do it what's the court gonna do to u nigga
>>204051322Blood vessels widen. Looks red in white people, because our skin colour is beautiful.
just finished installing the new dragon age. its gamer time
>>204051329>all my neighbors are Indian so nothing
i keep farting
I remember asking a parent why some guy I saw was fucking pink. Why?
>>204051233I used to work for a place headquartered in a similar looking Los Angeles office. Thankfully it was remote Los Angeles is awful
>>204051396why asian pipo not red then
>>204051397>GREENGO4GRINGO
>>204051400you really bought that drek?
>>204051413https://www.youtube.com/shorts/98gsFJyUsYQ
>>204051400Isn't that a tranny game
>>204051408i drank almost 2 liters of carbonated water today idk why
sus
>>204051444Asians don't have red bloodHence an American is called a "red blooded American"
>>204051452>>204051465i didnt even know that game was coming out until chuds started crying about it. chuds lose again
>>204051454I used to say that too. Africans are brown and Europeans are peach. It's the natural perspective.
imposter sus
>>204051513have you considered not being a tranny?
neighbors are having a halloween party
Got my candy for tonight.
Kids are across the street but don't stop at my door :/
>>204051536give them a pack of orange or yellow hotdogs
do the right thing
>>204051424I know where that isYeah downtown is a fucking latrine
>>204051545>cocoa shortage>companies pushing gummy candies instead of chocolate
what do you think about this image?
>>204051545gonna ask momberg to buy me swedish fish now
>>204051584Is that why the reeses cups and butterfinger costed 2 and a half dollars each?
>>204051328Yeah it got really intense. I initially kind of disliked her but then over months i became really attracted it's extremely unhealthy behavior but it is what it is. Im fucked in the head. But it isnt even really just like her so much as just looks wise i guess really just ticks the boxes for me. I've always been really particular i guess. Closest I've seen as far as girls im actually attracted to has been tallish, slim indian (like native american) women
>>204051602I love them, they are my favorite gummy candy.
>>204051561I'm sitting here, dressed up. a dozen kids go to our neighbour's house, and don't come here. I don't even understand why. Every year I give a bag of chips and chocolate to each kid. How doesn't word of mouth cause more kids to come here the next year?
Children hate me :/ maybe I should’ve decorated
>>204051584I bought a bunch of cocoa dusted truffles at Costco the other day, because I hadn't seen them the last few years. Wonder if that's whybut they were cheap too, $11 for an asston of chocolate
>>204051633Maybe if you put your dick away..
>>204051605Yup. It's also why Reeses is advertising the big/mega cups, because they're more peanut butter.
>>204051646>>204051633You guys need bigger decorationsEveryone knows the houses with the biggest decorations give out the most candy
>>204051646Holy shit. I know EXACTLY where you live.
>>204051651I'm not sure. That might be Costco getting a non-African supply of cocoa.
it's not even dark out wtf
>>204051689Come over
>>204051712erm yes it is
>>204051689You need to knock on his door and get him to give you candy
i hope you creeps dont get any trick or treaters
>>204051661Boxers. Shorts. Full body suit. I don't even want to go shit, because I have to take the entire thing off.>>204051669No one really decorates for Halloween here, because many years there's already snow on the ground, so a lot of people decorate for Christmas. One house is half decorated for Halloween and half for Christmas.
>>204051721>>204051735Nah, can't be bothered to leave the house. But interesting location
>>204051746do you have a wife
>>204051769You don't know where I live you liar
>>204051746More chocolate and chips for me.
>>204051786I do. Like, exactly. But it's ok I'm not a psycho. I rarely leave the house.
Girlfriend said that it makes her sad that she'll never be able to experience nutting inside of me.I love her to death, but she's a bit of an oddball.
IMPOSTER
>>204051545wanted some candy corn earlier but they had none
>>204051885What state then?
>>204051886all girls have penis envy from time to time, it's pretty normal.
>>204051913I don't wanna doxx you bro. It's ok, it'll be our secret
>>204051935you dont know
>>204051941Whatever helps you sleep at night RICHARD
>>204051935the license plate is right there
>>204051935Which coast is it on?
DICK
>>204051970east coast, it's still light out on the west duh
2 camera operators that work for TV and film are at the bar, one worked on deadliest Cath and the other worked on sharknado
>>204051998Wrong, You don't know where I live
>>204051646based cartman
>>204052008I'd be more interested to hear about the experiences of the Deadliest Catch guyThat must have been crazy to film
>>204052037So your name isn't Richard?
AMONGUS
>>204052008that looks deliicous
>>204052055No
>>204052037why are the streetlights on in that pic if it's on the westcoast, where it's barely 4pm? dumtard
getting hungry
>>204052055His name is Robert Deungo
>>204052076My mistake, then I guess I don't know where you are after all
Advertisements?
>>204052077They're always on. I can't turn off the light in front of my house either
Poor Johnny Somali
All this reminds me of webbumrel
>>204052117tfw no gf
>>204052130thats so epic and poggers and definitely not fake
>>204052117Anyone who sees an advertisement on 4chan or any other website is a retard
>>204052130me as the ground :)
>>204052148This I haven't seen an ad since 2010
>>204052184just like your dad
My dog shamelessly farts right in front of me
i would like a candy
>>204052146I mean that's the way they found Shia LeBoeufs hidden Anti trump cam
I always get targeted ads for "casual" dress shoes
>>204052148>>204052184google banned ublock and 4chan x plugin in the browser
>>204052218Firefox chads just keep winning
>>204052218>what is firefox
what do you use to block ads on mobile
>>204052218I use Brave which is a Firefox derivative. No ads for me
>>204052234>>204052237I refuse to use Firefox because of their ugly UI
>>204052241i dont *stares at you*
>>204052254Okay well enjoy you are ads
>>204052218Oh man I guess somebody should have told me I guess I'm breaking the law bc I'm still using both those things in a browser. Why don't you call the cops bitch
>>204052049He said he had a heavy camera on his shoulder for about 20 hours a day
>>204052241LOL you zoomers really don't have a clue huh
>>204052254>what is brave
>>204052274Dang it
>>204052241Adblock only works for safari on igoy phones
>>204052289FUCK BRAVE. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THEM TELLING ME TO UPDATE EVERY TWO FUCKING DAYS
>>204052254>>204052264>>204052289You can literally just use ublock in normal chrome lmaoThis reminds of when people would make up weird excuses for why they couldn't pirate media when the truth is they were just too dumb and afraid to download a torrentJust install ublock?????????
>>204052301Where do you people come up with these things
I had lunch with my maintenance guy today
>>204052338i refuse to use chrome
>>204052368No one cares
>>204052370Okay so use any other browser and ublock also works
>>204052368your car? i can never fit in those tiny ass cars
>>204052368I want his shirt
>>204052248>I use Brave which is a Firefox derivative
The annoying sexo mexico hummies poster is the casino anon
i use Brave browser. right now im using Microsoft Edge ^.^
There's a thousand Chrome and Firefox derivatives that you can use if you don't like the base version. I use waterfox
>>204052397No, he works at my house, I gave him my old car a Hyundai atoI forgot to warn you guys there's going to be some angry idiot yelling at me for posting pictures on an image board again
>>204052395i use ff + ublock
not only is this chelada shit, its not even getting me buzzed
SEX!
>>204052441>HyundaiAtosA pineapple lime and mint drink
>bought bag of candy>no trick or treaters showed up >get to keep the candy all to myself
>>204052441you should find some ms13 norteno retard and cut his head off
who ruined my youtube recs? reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>204052470of course no trick or treaters showed up, its 4PM
>>204052483it was me
>>204052485tru fax
>>204052473I mess with nobody, and nobody messes with meCeviche
The ambiance
>>204052485west coast worst cost
its modello time
>>204052534
>>204052541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U18EuNN2D0
Burrito de marlin
I have /cum/ to rape
>>204052606anon what
>>204052606u should leave to rape
tfw no night vale bf
>>204052617>>204052630My first two victims. Prepare all of your holes, because they are about to get thoroughly abused.
>>204052566That guy did not want his picture taken
The kitchen
>>204052651would u want some weirdo taking your pic when you're trying to eat?
Not a fan of loud interruptive negroes.
>>204052651He was talking to my maintenance guy behind me, he knows him This will be my ride for a couple days next week
seeeeeeex
I'm blue. If I was green, I would die.
>>204052683why wouldnt they just stay in africa if they couldnt vote
>>204052756Relax with the politics
mousey :)
>>204052683umm shrieking at the screen makes the movie SO MUCH BETTER chud
Damn I wish I was a trust fund babby and I could party around resorts several times a year
I’m voting for Kamala and Walz lol.
my piss is no longer clear and is now a yellow offwhite :) see my kidneys are fine my cells are made to process sugar
>>204052860You could also not be a broke bitch
>>204052938JANNYJANNYBAN THIS GUY
>>204052938Me too
Thinking I might go to Wendys
>>204052216yeah i remember
>>204053000Baste>>204052953I'm not bork but I can't take more than 3 weeks off a year
>>204052215got some necco wafers>>204052218there are really people who dont use firefox? the fuck?
firefox itself sucks, but some of the FF forks are good
>firefox itself sucksit works on my machine and has for 10+ years lol
I never said FF didn't work, retardo
saying it 'sucks' would imply it barely functionsbut it works perfectly fine for me
Dont care plus ur fat
i care+ you asked+ im underweight
It's fine if you're technologically illiterate, nobody cares about the fagporn you have on your macbook. We just don't need your stupid advice
what, specifically, is so bad about firefox that makes me illiterate?what more do you want a browser to do than browse the internet?it does that literally without issue
Firefox is for gays
>>204052938this is a Yang general
keep rolling niggas
>>204053302>he's reitarded
i dunno what to eat
>>204047957Depends on the jurisdiction. Does Mexico have laws?
>>204053302ASSukasisters...not like this...
>>204053328hamburger
>>204053359i dont have the ingredients nor the money
>shitcago had to reinvent socialism because the dark ones keep driving businesses away by just stealing
>>204053484>[SAD NEWS]: Chicago faces 50B deficit after city grocery program fails to stop theft
>>204053519I'm sure they'd just make it free for them anyways, would be rayciss if blahpipos had to pay
what the glorp
Why you niggas make fun and shit on the states of your own country?
>>204046482Is she italian?
>>204053591people that arent me suffering is funny
>>204053591are you a girl? female question
vgh Syria
>>204053591Do you not do this with yours?
>>204053591because nevada is a worthless shithole and naveadians are retarded
>>204053484do you think the ABC stores in Virginia are socialism too
>>204053626is it owned by the state?
>>204053626they gay nigga
/cum/ movie night is canceled bc i have a tummy ache im going to take some benadryl and sleep until tomorrow
>>204053671UwU
wish i was at a halloween social event rn with perhaps coworkers or friends of friends
Obama
>>204053671ur gonna miss the football, gaycer
>>204053641yeah but it's not socialism
horse
>>204053719its the fucking jest i can rest easy knowing th eyre going to get throat fucked
>eat my shit
>>204053708same/cum/ is DEAD rn
obamna hornse
no
>>204053622No, we're good little boys like the joker said
Be right back forum
https://www.veoh.com/watch/v19636804P3dc4MGain light of canceling /cum/ movie night i implore you all to watch dracula: prince of darkness on your own or perhaps together without me
Mexicos thoughts on magpies?
>>204053671It’s so over
>>204053770/int/ acts like it's /incel/ but it's really /fakecel/ this thread is so fucking dead on stuff like weekends and holidaysbuncha slackjawed normalfags round here
>>204053819been telling u nerds forever that /cum/ is full of normans and there's hardly any real incel creeps here
>>204053943>been telling u nerds forever that /cum/ is full of normans
>>204053789Bite down on this steel toe boot real hard and don't move. Your little tummy ache will go away I promise just don't move
Sorry everyone i oded in halloween candy
>>204053819I'm going on my daily incelrun so I'll see you fags later
another job application to add to the rejected pile
Why aren't you guys out grabbing candy. Given your age it seems appropriate
>>204054070No kids in my neighborhood so no one hands out candy Volunteer fire dept down the road is doing trunk or treat
Man fuck this rain
>>204054100:(
ew gross
>>204053943Normans, a foid, what’s next? A meet up at the beach?
Girl at work winked at me today so I have graduated from incel to volcel
>>204054188the beach is a lot of fun you know
>>204054188Would you guys go to the /cum/ beach meetupWe can bring grills and dirt bikesDo not ogle spinster or the trannies it makes them uncomfortable
YoU kNoW
I wish it would rain here
>>204054279why
>>204054282>>204054282>>204054282>>204054282
I would kill for some rain
