The original incel flat edition
I say ‘kin ‘ell anyway so I’m just going to start saying “Kinell” as one word and that’s that going forward. In the dictionary by 2030.
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9cXDI_tNUA
alright! here we go, the new. i can hardly contain my excitement
>>204048424haha timmy
>>204048425FOY
>>204048402been done to death already ladhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/kinell/>Searching for posts that contain ‘kinell’. 237 results found.
Halloween decorations are up
might move to pennsylvania
caught a mouse in my rat trapfelt bad
Nun. He. Cud. Do.
Setting up my tent in the new
*puts a quid on the pool table*
mental how incredibly satisfying dinner is when you're doing OMADit's like a psychedelic trip
Is Anthony Fantano still married to a black woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYh6mYIJG2Y
they broke up
2 months and 3 weeks. A new record away from /brit/. But here I am again...
Sassy duck
think I actually hate /epl/
>>204048497welcome home
>>204048497pussy ole
>Comments are owned by the Poster.You may take my life but you will never take my comments!
lol>>204046970>>204046970
Go years without coming here me and only end up here when I’m really REALLY bored or if there’s some controversial football stuff and I check /sp/ and then check here
Might turn my posts into nfts
>>204048539Why'd he plead guilty?
>>204048466>OMADFor what purpose
would you give her a trick or a treat?
>>204048571thumb screws
>>204048445scran
>>204048590tranny?? name?
Rourke got arrested!!!!!!
>>204048590id give her a lickle licky on her botty xx
The Labour budget will raise wages for working class people.Tarqs will cough up more inheritance tax to help fund it.
>>204048619Is that a vegetable?
Learning the guitar so when the apocalypse comes people will keep me around for entertainment and morale
putting up the net curtains tomorrow
>>204048443Probably the most American state in America, literally has every single geographical feature, climate, culture, political backdrop and is massively significant in terms of the country's history
>>204048590Whom'st is she
>>204048615that is a women mate what is wrong with your brain to immediately think of trannys
>>204048666
this says a lot about society
>>204048443sovl
>>204048657if it's a tranny i'm turned on if it isn't i'm not
>>204048638We're only keeping acoustic jazz guitarists
>>204048424bruv still hasn't recovered from the mandem pressing him
>>204048643has deserts, jungle, and arctic tundra does it mate?
PENG
>>204048700Yes I've seen them believe me
>>204048700yeah it's got your mum's minge, her pits and her heart
>>204048714please have a cock
>>204048714right that's the wanktoil sorted
i like how brits flirt
>tax the rich>what are they gonna do, sue us?>>204048377>A group representing 1,400 private schools will press ahead with plans for a legal challenge against the government’s introduction of VAT from January, the BBC can reveal.
Got no mates and rot away in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>204048714would love to see her do a poo
so many bratty little girls out trick or treating tonight ToTThey’re going to be so hyperactive after munching on those sweeties >.<
landlords are working class
>>204048714nike tech fellas only
>>204048745come round mine mate
>>204048691I have an acoustic guitar. Jazz ey? I was hopping it would be classical but I can work with Jazz.
>>204048732if they left the gas on and that place got vaporised with them inside I would feel nothing. I might even be glad
>>204048377My great aunt and uncle had that painting of the chinese lady. Whats it called?
>>204048738courts will throw this out like yesterday’s jam
>>204048539the lad isn't muslim, just cause he has an al-qaeda manual doesn't make him an organised muslim terrorist. we had a jersey shitposter in /brit/ arrested on terror charges for roleplaying as a terrorist
>>204048602how do i cook mouse?
>>204048732They're both Jewish
nonce alert
remember when you voted to leave the eu to reduce immigration and then the government stabbed you in the back and increased immigration from india ahha
>>204048786courts kids are at the schools and the judges on the school boards
Why are Brits so obsessed with pedophilia? No other culture talks about pedos so often
>>204048738Just a waste of every ones time
>>204048732Why is Andrew Garfield demeaning himself
>>204048823we all got nonced, it was the law
>>204048823japans pretty noncey
QI SEX ARSE
>>204048806>red baronkek wtf
>>204048859What's her name???
>Mother 24, 'watched as boyfriend subjected daughter, two, to beatings and cold showers before pair murdered her and then pushed body around in buggy for days', court hearshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14026915/Mother-watched-boyfriend-daughter-two-beatings-pair-murdered.html
theres a gay cock sex arse on the thread
>>204048714Name pls
Hot take for you cats: Destiny, Steven Bonnell, is a controlled cringe online black ops for some rogue libertarian organized autism group.
>>204048766Nah they're bourgeois parasites
>>204048822there’s no case law supporting them and the courts aren’t going to create aren’t going to creat an entirely new precedent
>>204048859git grim that
>>204048859UM
>>204048863Didn't know he was married much less to a man. Good on him I guess
>>204048738They'll lose lol
>>204048491left is fitter
>>204048873whyd she do it
>>204048819>>204048859kek accidentally replied to your post.
nth for the baddiedem
>>204048859arsefucking just feels like thrusting into nothingness after a while
>The Chase fans livid as ITV contestant with 'correct' answer 'robbed' in tense final round - but who's in the wrong?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14024311/The-Chase-fans-livid-ITV-contestant-correct-answer-robbed-tense-final-round-whos-wrong.html
Playing Magic the gatheringUnrelated, will not be showering any more. Also, have thrown away all my deodorant.
Trick or treat?
>>204048938I don't get it
>>204048859go ahead and keep posting this and see what happens you ghoul
>>204048922Spaff
>>204048971mmhmm
>Isabella, pictured here wearing a pink Minnie Mouse dress, sustained multiple fractures and soft tissue injuries before she died in June 2023
>>204048977/brit/ lads wanking their cocks silly?
>>204048971
>>204048993what happend
giving my willy a bowl cut
>>204048961Still think this is a belter
>>204048972you ever played pokemon lad?
>>204048993MOAR
andi oliver sex arse
Laughed
mad that brits seem to know everything about American politics but over here we don’t even know who Britain’s president is
>>204048970
>>204049046fucking hate this part of the chase, swear they never used to do it. now it's all the same stale jokes and bradders just never shuts up. such an unfunny cunt why did they make him start trying make jokes.
>>204048938sex arse soogshttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730045161438931.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730045340496522.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730045352338488.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730118131108845.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730123229037048.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730130875675953.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730131039365467.jpg
>>204049085so it's alright for slags to pretend to be lesbo but when I do this with my mate it's wrong
Doing a prayer
>>204049085Names pls
>>204049095have a fucking word
>>204049008exactly, I don't want to relapse even though it's been a while since my last visit to /gif/ so I have all new threads to visit in the catalogue and archive
>>204049111oh my DAYS
think my life is over
>>204049095reckon you'll ever stop being a pathetic incel simp?
>>204049128
>>204049095lengers xx
>>204049144was just crossposting some from /mug/ where she keeps getting posted, chill out
White Male Black Female
Get in lax
Still absolutely fuming at the plot of the third Paddington movie lads. The whole premise is about a bear living in London why on earth is he travelling back to Peru?
>>204048863actually astounded by this
*sets /brit/ status to offline*haha going out for the halloween party
white maleblacked female
>>204049180is that a yes or a no?
the cronem are relieving themselves with the trick or treat clapmeats
>>204049037>the mum met pic rel in 2019 when she was 19>fucked him for a bit then they broke up>met some other guy in december 2019>she got pregnant>they broke up may 2023>some kind of incident with a fake gun>met up with pic rel again last year>he started abusing his girlfriend's daughter>eventually she died from the injuriesjust a slag doing slag things with chavs i suppose
>>204049194MOAR
>>204048732Genuinely hate this "show" so much, some jewish hag going on fake dates with yellow eyed negros and all sorts of annoying pop culture icons in a grotty chicken shop probably ran by some paki who sells white children as meatlike it's been handcrafted by some Jewish cabal
mad how peng girls are, must be the unluckiest bastards on earth if you’re born gay
>>204049223the sad thing is the girl's dad probably doesn't care
>Mum told friend 'we will get done', murder trial hears
>>204049111
Got some good slag posting here
mind in the old msn days when your mates would pop up as being logged on but when you messaged them they'd suddenly go offline? haha good time
>>204049249seems like he mightve cared. dunno what the deal with the gun was but it sounds like he was trying to get his daughter
>>204049195Ridiculous. Eileen works in the cab office.
>>204048863Quite into nice clothing and tailoring, so know of a young lad who is also. Found out he was married to an old guy in music. Mad. Look it up. Alastair Davey and Ralph Allwood.
what is it about US politics that we as brits “know”? we’ve heard of trump yea
>>204049064Yeah in roblox
>>204049223he definitely looks like a shagger
>>204048936typical lower class British phenotype, this individual may look like a person but is barely more sentient than a rat.Britain geneuinely needs a good classicide
>>204049263later tonight or tomorrow, Halloween slags bonanza
>>204049238she cute
>>204049223Such is life in the underclass
Business idea: enslave all non whites in Britain and work them to collapse
>>204049238virginirgin
>>204049238paranoid schizophrenia
>>204049223grim>>204048993F
>>204048443I live in PennsylvaniaCome hangout with me lad
>>204048863He looks like he still updates his Myspace page and listens to Busted
Imagine being such a rage-filled mong you beat a toddler to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yThaMbF3N8EARLY MORNING BUS KINO
was watching threads the other night, mental how just 10 years after the disaster the survivor's kids spoke broken english and devolved so much
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14025893/Horrifying-moment-Magaluf-sex-predators-decide-discovering-drunk-British-woman-beach-night-Undercover-filmmaker-forced-escape-creeps-surround-her.html>runs scared as soon as the cronem rolls upLOL tight ting feared the black mamba
peng tgirl at toil keeps flirting with me and hugged me today
Esoteric Fascist Judaism
>>204049349don't tempt me
>>204049341miss busted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co
>>204049349Thats what druggies are like. Scummers not worth bothering with
a toddler is just a clump of cells
mental how babies come out of womens fannies
haven’t checked in years but can confirm seasidemark is still alive, mad how so many people die young and that useless fucker is clinging to life
>>204049396don't think that's true mate
>>204049388mental how british they look
I feel with todays social media capital punishment would be so much more effective. But despite gibbeting and hanging over the centuries it never really stopped people from committing crime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhIk7iPU9o
>>204049438just a joke bw
>>204049438um
Cronem in da woods
thinking about how amazing Britain could have been if we didnt open the floodgates, now we have monthly terror attacks, british children enslaved and sold like animals
all nice and well but they're boppin
>>204049438haha what jokester getting done up the bum
right lets get the doomscrolling toil started
Findings from the 2023 Food and You survey Confidence>90% of respondents reported that they were confident that the food they buy is safe to eat>82% of respondents were confident that the information on food labels is accurateFood security>Most respondents (94%) reported that they had not used a food bank or other emergency food provider in the last 12 months, with 4% of respondents reporting that they hadEating out>42% of respondents reported checking the food hygiene rating of a business in the previous 12 monthsWashing>70% of respondents reported that they always wash their hands before preparing or cooking food>92% of respondents reported that they always wash their hands immediately after handling raw meat, poultry, or fishChilling>58% of respondents who have a fridge reported that they monitored the temperature; either manually (46%) or via an internal temperature alarm (12%)
It's simple, we uhh, rape the batman
>>204049388mad how this video isn't banned wtf they are under 16s and the implication is that they shagged the teacher at the end
>>204049462Errr you mean some white incel stabbing a refugee when you mean terror attacks..?
>>204049461got me! haha. Now I got to change my undies
Friday tomorrow lads, get the fuck in
Cooking>77% of respondents reported that they always cook food until it is steaming hot and cooked all the way through, and 23% reported that they do not always do this>90% of respondents reported that they never eat chicken or turkey when it is pink or has pink juices. 7% of respondents reported eating chicken or turkey at least occasionally when it is pink or has pink juices>79% of respondents reported that they would only reheat food once, 11% would reheat food twice, and 3% would reheat food more than twiceCross Contamination>56% of respondents reported that they never wash raw chicken, however, 40% of respondents reported that they do this at least occasionally>63% of respondents reported storing raw meat and poultry at the bottom of the fridgeUse by>66% of respondents reported that they always check use-by dates before they cook or prepare food
got steaming and relapsed on the femboy onlyfans the other weekend the problem is rentberg wants 3 months bank statements to get a flat
>>204049508Alri toilman
Not gay but I’d shag F1nn5ter
>>204049553gay if you wouldn't
so fucking tired feel like I am going to collapse if i stand up
>>204049530>3 months bank statementsDo they really do this? Seems like a massive invasion of privacy
>>204049530Use the knowledge you've harnessed from the videos and maybe you won't have to pay rent
I've got the sweetest hangoverSweetest hangover, yeahI don't want to get overI don't wanna get, I don't wanna get over
>>204049571always wondered what it's like taking a bra that small off. must be so delicate.
Are rimjobs real?
>>204049534gotta earn that money fella
>>204049571Who
>>204049553there are much better femboys than her ffs, all of these are britishhttps://www.reddit.com/user/JaybaesunOC/https://www.reddit.com/user/OliviaRobin/https://www.reddit.com/user/fossoriashotsf28/
>>204048264What are you like, physically speaking?
>>204049153Mad how she is Yank only
>>204049585some do now yes it's a fucking nightmare to rent now
>>204049622um
Sex is just really weird when you think about it. You're literally putting a part of your body INSIDE of another person. Imagine being the first human to do that, it must have been weird
Got rejected for a flat me, 5 other bastards going for it and I didn’t get picked. Like a job interview just to pay for somewhere to fucking sleep
>>204049522>>56% of respondents reported that they never wash raw chicken, however, 40% of respondents reported that they do this at least occasionallyBizarre
I actually bought and own my home like an adult.
paying £800 a month for a houseshare and £12 a day train fare to get to toil (1 stop down the line - 16 mins journey)
Limmy needs help NOW
>>204049672Not true though is it. That's not inside the body. It's just like a recess, humans are like donuts.
Fucking pakis setting off their diwali fireworks
mmhmm yeah dem jawdinz be squeaky rn x
>>204049364Ktim
>>204049703>£800 a month for a houseshare
>>204049702I'm in the process of doing this but I'm 34
Was eating my 9th mars bar today when I decided I didn't want type 2 diabetes so I spat the thing on the ground and threw what was left in the rubbish. no more sugar for me
>>204049719ktim, smethwick?
>>204049703get a car
>>204049717>Not true though is it.Well it is so
>up at 4:15 am for a 6:00 am to 16:00 pm shift >trying to get to sleep>fat disgusting sister and her fat bf are shagging loudly Ah yes
>>204049726it's actually considered cheap here>>204049747can't afford one!
Act natural, they might not notice im brown
>>204049674My mum keeps telling me to apply for my own place. I say nobody will have me. Then she goes on about how her friends son came out of prison and got his own flat. I'm long term neet nobody wants me for a tenant mother!
>>204049741genuinely stupid thing to do as you'll still be paying for it when you're nearing retirement age. if you haven't bought your own home when you're 22 or under (like me) there is literally no point in it.
>>204049765lmao seethe on incel
>>204049767>can't afford one!get a loan
>>204049238I lol'd, but you should cheer up :)
>>204049726
>>204049765bet you wanked
Almost every 18-21 year-old woman is attractive It's difficult to be ugly at that age
>>204049765Lets get a 2 bed flat together. I don't shag anyone.
>>204049681yeah
>>204049807Need one on a park bench with splinters IMMEDIATELY
>>204049703If it's only 16 minutes away why not walk? Would save you like £60 a week.
>>204049674Well would you want to live with just any old random stranger
>>204049765Is your sister moaning?
>>204049672Its strange to think that two cats or dogs or horses fucking is basically the exact same thing we are doing for the exact same reasons.Its strange to view your own reproductive style as something thats literally just animal in nature because the scope of it from a first person perspective seems so much deeper than that but its really all it is.Just a biological urge stimulated by hormones that cause a bunch of crazy thoughts and lines of reasoning in your head.
Veilguard bros how we feeling
>>204049801No. I'm physically incapable of masturbating.
>>204049807
>>204049838they cut it off?
>>204049765why don’t you just fucking die
>>204049775Poor child still thinks retirement will be a thing lmao
They've stopped shagging and are arguing about something but can't really understand what it is they're arguing about
>>204049842She looks like that one pink fish with a human like face
>>204049831it's 20 milesare you retarded
>>204049702>like an adult.most humans through history have never owned their own home
why don’t 4 or 5 of us split a mortgage and make the /brit/ house? Genuinely think we could go viral 5 absolutely spackers trying to co exist set up cameras like big brother. Get channel 4 on the phone
How do I open a stocks and shares ISA
>>204049834The difference is that most animals seem to be pretty willing to it from literally any other animal, but in my experience, women are not so easy and are much more selective.
>>204049897mmhmm!!
>>204049877probably arguing about where to dump your penis infested body.
>>204049831The TRAIN takes 16 minutes you dumb shit
>>204049889They already made an incel Big Brother, it's called Fishtank
>>204049905https://www.vanguardinvestor.co.uk/investing-explained/stocks-shares-isa
>>204049879Then it's obviously not 16 minutes away is it
>>204049824
>>204049905follow the instructions on any number of websites offering that. vanguard for example
>>204049889I fear I'd end up breaking and just killing everyone when I finally have had enough of the shit gimmicks and smell of soiled next jeans in the house
>>204049927>>204049935What is a stocks and shares ISA?
>>204049824I don't quite get the joke
>>204049920
>>204049086dogshit card
>>204049950an account where you deposit money which will be used to purchase stocks and shares on your behalf with the intention to make profit which will be given back to you
Where did moni go? He made a random appearance the other day after years missing
>>204049907Nah it definitely happens in the animal kingdom all the time.Nigga orb weaver female spiders literally eat rejected males because the females are huge and the males are small.There are tons of shows by David Attenborough about this sort of stuff.
The skeleton is doing a gay little dance
>>204049978pretty sure sacked tranny is himexact same blog posting behaviour
>>204049929a 4 year old would understand my post implied it's 16 minutes by train
ah... hello all
>>204049978His blog had some updates a few weeks ago
>>204049951Let's just say it will be dark so nobody can see us, and very quiet in the early morning. Maybe even on a dirty set of stone stairs with garbage and bits of crap/dust on it too,
>>204049976I don't understand. Do they send you the socks in the post? Like where do you store them
>>204049889what would happen is we'd all just stay in our rooms and only make passing conversation in the kitchen (the ones who dont incelly wait until 2am to eat)then we'd get back on /brit/ and yak it up
>>204049994I'm not that disgusting sex offending freak.
>>204049978Still waiting for Craven to return meself.
>>204049991no im not im just lying here not particularly hungrily
>>204049984this bitch bulimic?
>>204050006Morning
>>204050015No the dogshit /britfeel/ imports would stay in their rooms, not 'we'
>>204050014shove them up your arse
Hate my jobFeel tired all the timeStopped exercising Can't even bother playing games
>>204050005There were generations of humans when marriage wasn't a thing so this is such a lie.
>>204050045Rude
>>204050013I still don't understand
Egg Mog
>>204050018you perv on little girls in taekwondo changing rooms
>>204050032happy friday lad
>>204050018which disgusting sex offending freak are you then?
Well /brit/ it seems we've both got autism haven't we
NEW>>204050067>>204050067>>204050067
>>204050060Taekwondo doesn't have changing rooms. You go in your dobok.
>>204050066Well, that's good to know
>>204049674Holy grim
>>204050025You won't mind me taking a couple of pictures of you? Of course you won't. *click* Yeah I'll enjoy this later.
>>204050049werent recorded were they montenigger mongboy
>>204050096I suppose so.
