Vix Krater edition
Ask away
I don't WANT gravy
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DiegoIsCommiemong
any of you bald cunts use minoxidil? might try it off amazon
I don't want to be a pie, I don't like gravy.
>>204051687been on the oral minoxidil 2.5mg for almost 18 monthshair is looking lovely
big fan of alice
>>204051687No, fuck off baldy
that's MY bit of lager.
moved to london and it is honestly mad seeing white people call themselves 'british' in real life, it's like being on the tele
>>204051699forgot to mention ive been on the oral fin (0.5-1mg) for the same duration
>>204051687I'd rather stay bald than order from Amazon or take some weird medications. Baldness is cool in my book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXitQhydpckdoing a watch
>>204051630So no punishment whatsoever?
Gravy's SHIT tonight Tone
>>204051687lmao bald cunt
>>204051685Ten and a half hours in already. Time flies when you’re melting down on your 3 year 4chan pass doesn’t it?
>>204051716is london nice
>>204051718id need a prescription for finn and i really cant be bothered for that
can't believe it
>>204051728>So no punishment whatsoever?Death penalty is punishment enough
>>204051714if you stroke my down?
UK Seasonal Worker Visas by countrythey pick your veggies
proud of you /brit/
>>204051733I'm going to be honest mate, I don't know what you're rabbiting on about, but I like it
>>204051728No punishment? They're dead! What's worse than that? No more tasty chocolate the sun on your face no more sex no more sounds it's over. Can't get any worse that. It's humane to put down wild animals. Torture is vile.
>>204051765>veggiesYou have to be at least 18 years old to post here.
>>204051736yeah but it has some proper rough estates, central london is really beautiful but you have to be a trillionaire to live there
The chinese have an identity that persisted over thousands of years. They were utilising gears before anyone else, not to mention paper, gunpowder etc. They were a long way ahead of us. Their philosophy/religion dwarfs us completely. The stylistic continuation of their art over millenia is admirable. They influenced so much of vietnam, korea and japan. They played a huge part in trade across the silk road. The changing background of their rulers added outside influences to the culture and developed it even more. Today I am chinese and proud.
>>204051781no you're notbe quiet
>>204051765Need them replaced by robots PRONTO
>>204051814not you obviously, little cunt
>>204051756How is a quick easy death enough punishment for raping kids?
>>204051808Implesive
>>204051808China hasn't got a real religion
I NEED gravy.
>>204051808Much of Chinese history was fabricated in the last 70 years
>>204051808wow tasty bat soup very nice lots of flavour*pulls eyelids outwards**chinese theme song plays*
>>204051825dunelm
>>204051808yeah alright mate, i'd like a chicken chow mein and egg fried rice to go please
only got one wank left in me
>>204051827The point is to not have them exist in our society anymoreImagine trying to argue that 12 (3 at most) years in prison is a heavier sentence than execution
>>204051827Oh right so if I were to appear before you one day, handcuff you, lock you in my basement and set a date for your execution, you'd just shrug that off like a stubbed toe would you?No I think you'd be quite upset, you'd probably even cryTwat
worshipping nig nogs again are we?
by the way if you have someone on Find My on iPhone it fucking notifies them when u look at their location now
Greetings, laddingtons.
get the smeghole fingered
Exploitation is on the rise in the care sectorMany workers report being forced to work excessive hours with the threat that their sponsorship will be cancelled. Most are unaware of their rights as a worker and find themselves being forced to pay excessive fees to exploiters to secure work. These fees result in debt bondage. Those working under sponsorship in the UK care sector are also reporting not being properly paid, living in conditions that are unsuitable while being charged high fees for accommodation and in some cases being offered no work having paid, in some cases, up to £20,000 to exploiters.
You lads ever wank without really planning it and you cum hard and you’re left with the fattest rope of slime in your hand thinking wtf am I gonna do with this like you’ve just come out a coma
>>204051912No, never
>>204051893We're all Anonymous hackers here we knew that already. *writes down your post in my top secret notebook*
>>204051765This shouldn't be allowed. Farmers should pay liveable wages to British workers.
/brit/ more like /shit/
imagine how shit life was before electricity
WIPE YOUR NOSE KING SLIME FREE
>>204051866I don’t agree with 12 years it should be life>>204051879Sure I’d cry but I’d still find comfort knowing in a year I’d be dead and it would all be over.
>>204051893Good update that, who the fuck is checking someone’s location randomly
>>204051912No, have you?
>>204051808Chinese history be like ching chong dong defeats the ring hing song army via cannibalization to secure the province of mansukwong ending the ig hong dil rebellion casualties 90 million
>>204051912yes back in the day when I was horny 24/7 but that doesn’t happen anymore :(
imagine how shit life was before living in a post-scarcity society
>>204051940Yeah whatever mate doing your philosophy A level are we? Fuck off
>>204051895think she's underage mate
>>204051493>see a trailer for a 9/11 documentary on telly when I was like 10>search it up on the internet and learn about it>that's fucked>at some point I stumble onto a David Icke presentation>babby's first ever redpills, and it's the strong pure stuff alright>go down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole - Iraq, surveillance state, New World Order, etc.>cross the point of no return when Obama gets the Nobel peace prize and then goes on to bomb Libya and Syriaat this point I can't see leftoids as anything but evil retards
doin a watch
>>204051984LITERALLY 1984!!!!!!
intestein's giving colonberg a run for his money
um
>>204051979You wanna watch your mouth you little dickhead you’d never talk to me like that in real life
>>204052006yeah?
>>204051992alri spainpaki, going to workshop this gay little gimmick into something a bit more than "incel raging on a montenegro vpn"?
>>204051898fuck off
>>204051942jealous boyfriends who plan to murder their girlfriends. not me though, obviously. i have no gf
>>204051984That jpeg is older than most of the people posting in this thread.
Do you have more than £550 ($700) in your bank account in your country?
>>204051991Would be a decent bloke if he hadn't married a poo
I was born blackpilled and furious.
imagine what life was like before .. they … arrived
>>204051991Creepy bastard. Atrocious beard just makes him look creepier.
>>204051938comfy lamps and candles instead of blinding light that made your sleep worseno internet to waste your whole 20s on no tv to get brainwashed by i dunno, seems much more desirable than now
>>204051808hmmm i seei think i'll give it a C tier :)
>>204052036I've got 631
ngl I’d shag them
>>204051808>Their>I am chineseHmm yes
>see a hot chick in Star Trek TNG>give the actress a google>she's wrinkly and old>see a hot chick in Star Trek TOS>give the actress a google>she's fucking deadunpopular opinion but I don't believe humans live long enough
>>204052030rude really
>>204052038Deary me
>>204052038is he disabled now
>>204052036fucking bizarre how this gimmick of paying to play the game you've already bought took offheard a kid telling his mate about his fortnight account getting hacked and it'd lost him two £100 skins, whatever the fuck they are
>>204052103Prefer taking a nice walk around town at 3PMish than watching old dead birds on the telly.
>>204052101have you never seen today I am x before
nth for the holodem
>>204052141spooky!
>>204052115he died. and that's his dad spotting him
>>204052063is that what the incels on reddit are saying yeah?
>>204052038What a stupid thing. There is no point in humans lifting that much weight. Heracles wannabes
>>204052103>>see a hot chick in Star Trek TNG>>give the actress a google>>she's wrinkly and oldcoorrrrr
>>204052036£821.86 in my cheque account. But its pay day overnight so i'll have more by tomorrow. And it obviously doesn't include my emergency fund, savings account, or ISA.
>>204052027Done him
>>204052039yeah him marrying a wog and his anti-trump history makes him proper sus
>>204052169I don't know.
Eastern Philosophy is a idea-based kaleidoscope It is no more than a set of conceptual rorsach blots that were given meaning by the genius of Western Orientalists
>>204052168Yeah right they are different races pal
>>204052036My chain is worth more than £550
>wot if ya mum was gameboy
THEY GRINCHED ME EARLY WTFFFFFFF
Star Trek TND
>>204052214it's 2024
Got to get my tan up. I'm white as a ghost
toxic cobalt fumes spraying onto my bollocks
>hi anonboy, gee, I sure hope you like my hallows eve outfit
>>204052110just sick of seeing his posts day after day
>>204052222wot if the gameboy was controlling society
>>204052260his posts are cute
mumberg yelled at me in front of the trick or treaters
>>204052255I profoundly dislike women who look like this.
>>204052255not really, looks like a plastic bag.
>>204052273What for lid
TND
>>204052279doesn’t take a genius to figure out why does it
>>204052255Is that what FBI agents wear?
TND (Total Neek Death)
Goths 4 Trump
Wished for trans rights this Halloween
Love thursdays, or friday's eve as I like to call it. Wish I had some money to go out this weekend though
WOT IF YOU BUMMED YOUR MATE IN VR
>>204052273hardly any trick or treaters out tonight. i work for asda delivery and hardly saw any kids in costumes.
>>204052306???
>>204052332fucking hate you tranny bastards
>>204052321Bet she's a massive fiend for you-know-what
>>204048589weight loss
>>204052342Halloween is DEAD covid killed it
halloWOKE
>>204052321Republicans really found one girl from the blue state and won't stop posting her. Why don't they post their redneck hillbilly buck toothed women? Yeah thought so.
>>204052342I haven't seen a trick-or-treater anywhere since at least 2007.
wonder why preventing children from accessing pornography is seen as a bad thing for so many people
>>204052345I don’t think a women like that would piss on you if you were on fire let’s be honest
>>204052379Hi Spaki, how are the floods?
this skeleton is scarying the f*ck out of me
>>204052381Have you left your bedroom since 2007?
GIVE TRANS WOMEN A VOICEA MORE FEMININE VOICE
>>204052382Coomers are a cult, pornography is honestly the most important thing in the world to them, so they think depriving people of it is like depriving them of some essential substance like food.They can't comprehend the idea that human sexuality and even masturbation was still a thing before the modern day degenerate porn industry.
Well that’s shite Halloween out of the way, next up, the fucking fireworks. Gonna be 20 degrees here next week bonfire night, absolutely BALMY remember it being sub zero going to the bonfire as a kid
Ey up look who's back
>>204052342They are probably home playing Halloween events in video games trying to unlock new skins.
Remember when 4chan didnt talk about trannies all the time? ah those were the days
>>204052385Why would I want her to? I don't want to interact with women who look like chavs.
>>204052424>20 degreesWhat the fuck surely not, where are you?
oh, so you want to be scared on Halloween?
>nobheads always flying around town on dirtbikes, an actual menace>just heard that one crashed into a Sainsbury's truck today with a little scruffy cunt on the back>one dead, the other critically injuredReally hoping he survives with a massive brain injury and just spends the rest of his life as a dribbler. Laughing my tits off.
>>204052424its still white boy summer
>>204052471fucking hate motorbike cuntsand e scooter cuntsand those delivery pakis on fatbikesshoot them all every single onecunts
>>204052279>>204052255yeehaw
>>204052461south east London, saying we’ll get to 19/20 degrees next week. Mental ain’t it
new government, new hair, new job as a moped delivery rider. a new dawn. a clue gained.
>>204052382because the measures proposed are always insane and extremely detrimental to privacy and the internet. parents should be responsible for what their child consumes and not use electronic devices as a babysitter
>>204052261>what if the people were the gameboy's batteries
>>204052492don't understand normies who dress up in non spooky constumes for halloweendon't they know the festival has a specific theme and not just generic fancy dress
>>204052492Genuinely disgusting.What sort of goblin caveman finds women like this attractive?
>>204052492need her to shit in my ass
>>204052492That’s a bloke on the right
are groups of teenagers hanging about causing shit a uniquely british phenomena?
>>204052457 love this bloke, there's something soothing about his face
>>204051808>If the Peoples Republic of China has a million supporters I will stand with the Peoples republic of China supporter>If the the Peoples Republic of China has one hundred thousand supporters I will stand with the Peoples Republic of China>If the Peoples Republic of China has a thousand supporters I am one in a thousand>If the Peoples Republic of China has only one supporter I will stand alone >If the Peoples Republic of China has no supporters I must surely have died fighting for the Peoples Republic of China>I will always support the Peoples Republic of China!
>>204052355>>204052381There are plenty of people with decorations out. Lots of pumpkins delivered recently. It's just kids dont go out much anymore, at least middle class kids. I see a lot of working class scrotes out dossing after dark in rough areas but they dont wear gay little costumes. That being said I never did growing up in the 90s or 2000s. >>204052431You know I think you might be correct.
>>204052159fauna's singing toxic now, I'm shaking in my chair
>>204052550How's life in russia these days?
>>204052516Why is it always up to the parents? Like the kinds won't find a way. Fucking shut down porn sites and if you want it get it from a video store. Under 18? No porn. No ID? Sorry, no porn. Just close your eyes and think of something. Selling illegal porn to minors? You are a child predator now.
>>204052492would impregnate the one on the right
>>204052543no but it's gotten worse since we imported loads of wogs
>>204052543yes everywhere else in the world teenagers are known for never causing trouble
>>204052423mad that
>>204052521Heard he personally presides over every casting process and makes sure all couples are interracial
Birmingham. The Ninth Circle of Hell.
>>204052502Go on son
>Valencia floods death toll hits 158
>>204052655just a bit of fucking rain, can’t be doing with these pampered Spaniards
Spaki too fat so he floated in the floods
>Mother 24, 'watched as boyfriend subjected daughter, two, to beatings and cold showers before pair murdered her and then pushed body around in buggy for days'
>>204052588and how far does your censorship legislation reach into things not conventionally considered "pornographic"? are you no longer allowed to make any media featuring sexual content or genetalia in any form? this is just one new problem created by your insane idealism>Why is it always up to the parents? why the fuck isn't it? who SHOULD it be up to? does the state have responsibility for your children now? why are you outsourcing only this part of parenting and not others?
Never understood how Black Mirror became so popular, there's not a single good episode and I'm not just saying that to be a contrarian. They're all shit.It's just a gay version of the Twilight Zone.
>>204052774luv me Twilight Zonepure unfiltered kino
rorke having a coomer meltdown again
>>204052770One day our anonymity will hopefully be gone and you won't be able to spew such bullshit anymore without consequences. Lawless fucking world.
>>204052774You're entitled to your opinion but obviously some people disagree
>>204052774Also I wrote an essay on the metaphysics of Twilight Zone. I have posted it here before.
>>204052770can you bore off to Reddit or something mate sick of it
>>204052823why even post on 4chan if you hold privacy and internet anonymity in such low regard
>>204052825Also I shared it with Jay Dyer too.
>>204052770>it's the parents' fault if i nonce their kids
So 10 year gilts at their highest level this year. Cracking budget from Labour, putting us in nearly a bad position as Truss did.It won't be too long until they realise they need to seriously cut welfare in order to balance our books rather than taxing productive people who are already at bursting point
>>2040528732 more weeks yeah??
if you’re 20 in vegas they won’t let you play blackjack but they let you go throw money at a stripper all night. Where’s the logic
mental watching yanks on the 'tok preparing for next week like its the purge
I started watching a scary movie about this haunted advent calendar. It's in French but it has subtitles. It's pretty good so far.
How kill self
>>204052838i imagine you'd prefer more trannies or interracial cuck spam, naturally>>204052859retard
>Am I racist finally pirated at a good qualityget they fuck in lads, gonna watch this gem later
skellyberg on my screen playing the trumpet rn the little rascal aha x
dance dance dance dance dance to the radio
>>204052543Na, it's the same all over the Anglosphere.
>>204052894Nah it'll probably be more like 1-2 years when Labour realise no one will lend money to them because the country is already heavily indebted and we borrow and tax to pay for welfare, not for investment.Far too many people in this country don't put enough in and they need to have their bennies severely capped and forced back into the labour market
>>204052852I was just being a tad dramatic. Might make him think how if there wasn't internet anonymity he would be beaten for this opinion. In a perfect world that is.
Another night on rightmove, Selfridges etc pretending I’m a billionaire. It’s an addiction at this point
>>204052981I also do this. I deliver for just eat and deliveroo
>>204052774I find Black Mirror hit and miss. Some episodes are interesting but plenty are abysmal.
can someone tell me the downsides of rounding up the unemployed and putting them to work by force?
>>204053014One day bro…
lately I've been riding around thinking things are looking up for us moped delivery riders
>>204052901didnt know yanks were into bonfire night
>>204052981It's all about how you hold your self.
I have got to get my dick sucked
got the vhs filter on
is the aussie that asked about indiamart in the archive like 5 times here
>>204053043can you hurry up with my fucking order and stop riding around wondering? if it’s cold I’m contacting customer support
>>204052379Seethe, incel, SEETHE.
>>204053016this thread will become a bit slow?
>>204052952Do you know this song mates >>204052952
>>204052350big rorke cock
>>204052774a few episodes are alright, so you are being contrarian
>>204053112yes mate everyone knows joy division
>>204053045What do you mean?
>>204053093maybe I'll deliver to you one day. if you see an optimistic moped food deliverer from justeat of ubereats that's me haha
montenegrolad has got all the schizos wound up pmsl
You sound like a great guy and a real catch. At such a young age girls just like to have fun and enjoy their youth. I was the same way. But don't worry, in the end you will win because 10 years from now when those girls matureand are ready to settle down they will be all over a good guy like yourself. I'm 35 now and currently engaged to a guy similar to your description. It allworks out in the end! You will win. :)
does spainpaki really think red state yanks and blue state yanks are different racesbruv thinks its world of warcraft
>>204053142What does it actually mean when it says “driver is at the restaurant” for 20 minutes?
Mental how the fatbikes are legal to ride around on cycle lanes even though they are basically electric motorbikes.Reckon they get a free pass because it's mostly wogs using them.
>>204053147is that why you're switching vpns to damage control lmao
just drove past the job centre to deliver a paki pizza. big smile on my face as bloody per. that used to be me. sitting in the the job centre not knowing how to write a cv. now I'm on a moped on minimum wage and feeling something unknown and deep inside. it's called hope
>>204053168you got me
>>204053154he's legitimately retarded from drug abusethis is why he's such a non-sentient pest
>>204053162probably the turks are still sweating over your food trying to make it nice for you
>>204053162Sometimes they are picking up multiple orders
any of you chaps know what the fuck a swipe note is on tinder
gf has informed me in no uncertain termsthat we’re watching “hocus pocus” Saturday night, never seen it
>>204053154Red state yanks are mostly Germanic and Celtic.Blue state yanks are like Italian and Mexican and whatever.
>>204052981>>204053014Sometimes I deliver to rich people and see their massive houses and wonder how it is they got those properties. What I could do to get myself in one. But I know its inappropriate to ask them how they did it and deep down I know will never happen for me.
>>204053179The Halloween franchise is massively overrated, and I say that as a big fan of John Carpenter.
2 wheels on the tarmac? that's me. a box full of slop? that's me. a wide grin under the helmet? that's me. a knock on your door? that's me.
>>204053045Patiently waiting for your answer
>>204053223It's actually really good.I think you should double bill it and watch The Witch (2015) afterwards, stay in theme.
>>204052774watched a few episodes in uni whilst high with my mateslots of kino episodes, really get the noggin joggin
Mental how badly I mindraped him
190 should kill himself but he wont bet he wonthe would troolll us so hard if he killed himself>>204051668>>204051724Dont killyourself
>>204053139It's all an act. You can be piss poor and trick people into thinking you really are a billionaire. Wear the right clothing say the right words have a ton of confidence and you can be anyone. Kind off like that "Catch me if you can" movie. It can be done.
Pajeet delivery drivers posting on /brit/
get the heroin injected
>>204053154Spainmong never leaves his bedroom let alone this thread
>>204053223Thora Birch was only 8 years old in that and just 6 years later she was getting her huge tits out in American Beauty, mad that.
twilight zone was good until the season where the episodes got longer
got the mind-bending sissy porn on
>>204053225absolutely wrong
watching halloween :D
>>204053289I'm pvre anglo-saxon. Almost all the delivery drivers at my Asda are white and almost all the pickers in store who prepare the orders are pakis. All the ubereats/justeats drivers are pakis.
>>204053286But how do I buy a mansion and a Ferrari and a patek doing that?
got the latina femdom porn on
>>204053297Not injected heroin in 10 years. Not even smoked any in nearly 3 years. If I had some id inject it asap.
>>204053362>I'm pvre anglo-saxon.Literally no such thing - for a start the Angles and Saxons were two separate groups, and the English who came from them have always had Celtic admixture.
>>204053378Maybe trick some senile rich woman into giving you money? That would take a lot of work and research.Sorry no idea.
why do asians and mexicans love marvel movies so much
>>204053438Everyone loves yankslop
>>204053409there’s always one, give it a rest motor mouth
>>204053438That’s because it gives the other kids the 98 pound weaklings some hope
blud is severely mentally ill
never seen a white deliveroo or uber courier in my life
>>204053409ok well 1 of my grandparents has a viking surname, 1 had a norman surname, and 2 had anglo-saxon surnames. both sides of the family tree have been traced to 250 years and not a single foreigner.
>>204053496same. bit odd innit
so cute
get the bollocks bustedget the penis deglovedget the poo sucked out
>>204053496not sure why more people don’t do it for extra cash desu
>>204053534not as cute as me
Gfberg is making us dumplings Going to watch Carrie (1976)Maybe Rosemary's Baby after
>>204053539It's humiliating work for petty cash.
>>204053503>viking surname>norman surname>not a single foreigner
>>204053571not that humiliating, plus all the peng girls who you deliver to
>>204053579learn to read bradders
>not a single foreigner.
>>204053539Should be a job for young British lads, 17-21 years old, not for smelly wogs who care nothing for this country and only want to milk it while disobeying all traffic laws and standards of politeness.
Almost 12 straight hours of his 4chan pass (3-year long) gigamelty. Time he will never get back.
it's the cranberry blood orange pomegranate red bull
>>204053579sent that continental bastard skipping back across the english channel
>>204053610I see your point
gf insists on kicking me to death in stripper heels
Scythivn blood COURSES through my VEINS!
I met a deliveroo rider from great yarmouth who was white
Smoking marijuana
>>204053670>>204053670>>204053670
>>204053665What’s so “great” about Yarmouth anyway?
>>204053676thats a cheap vacaaaayshun
>>204053654like a black widow, kills her mate then moves on to the next
why doesn't janny care anymore
>>204053683in yarmouth in the 1800s they would have over 300 million herring caught in a single season. spare a thought for the scottish migrant worker women who processed the fish
>>204053809most likely out trick and treating
>>204053847everyday?
huh ok
I love /brit/ wow it's so cool we need more /brit/
yes! I love /brit/! wow!
wow I don't understand why this exists but it seems pretty cool
oh well more /brit/ for me I guess!
