Scran edition
Im going to be totally honest with you, I want them all exterminated
>>204059048you have all the patience of a mentally deficient child
*throws it back*
Reckon rorke is obsessed with trans folx because he wants to draw attention away from the fact that he himself is trans
>>204059056Have no idea what you're trying to say here
mad how mentally ill you all are
>>204059064>>204059074Ok calm down gents
Who's in charge here?
>>204059048Looks like navpreet farted on it
sauerkraut lad I want you to know you have my sympathy
>>204059080making the new early is scumbag behavioryou're grotesque
I dont drink, i dont smoke or do drugs, I dont go outside, I dont eat fast food, I don't have any addictions but Im bored. Any recommendations?
>>204059097Video game
>>204059097pubasap
>>204059094Is making the new really so important to you mate, highlight of your day?
>>204059092stop trying to shill your own personality m8.
>>204059097Find a 16 year old russian girl. Otherwise, you're hopeless.
>>204059125what are you on about
*I'm* sauerkraut lad
>>204059124>>204059143
>>204059144Yeah my dude, you're totally sour crout lad bro!
>>204059144I broke the dam
talking about your propensity make and shill new thread personalities, its all bulshit and no one really believes all the lies you make up even when you furiously reply to yourself to try legitimise it
The gf
>>204059181Yeah?
>>204059181think you've overthought it lad
I picked the worst possible place to settle in minecraft, some broke ass village with only two farmers and fucked up terrain when there are two massive villages right next to each other just a couple of hundreds blocks away. would move there but I have already built a base in a cave system under the first village and it would be a pain in the ass to move all my stuff to a new place
>>204059224Goret looking bitch with all that chocolate around her mouth
>>204059238can make the villagers breed
>>204059192same eye colour as me lads
>>204059143milkwheycollagenbananerspeanut butter
>>204059250You need to breed with a black african queen pronto
Scholars have long recognized that the boundaries of family membership and definitions of family relationships are socially constructed.
>>2040592563 scoops, me
>>204059273Or maybe it was four...I don't remember o froze a bunch in mason jars
>>204059048All the girls on my hinge our out of my league. It sucks I am a 2/10 and most women I see are 8 or 10 out of 10
>>204059286Just be confident bro
>>204059286not with that attitudewait, can you rephrase that in a way that I can say "not with that attitude" to? thank you
>>204059238Minecraft is soy
>>204059087Me
>>204059248I tried giving them food to no avail. ironically these two new villages already had kids when I entered them
beau-tiful peoplethey ride two hundred dollar pushbikes in the parkbeau-tiful peoplethey won't admit it but they make love in the darkbeau-tiful peopleSnap frozen potted palmsIn the corner of the living roomBeautiful peopleThe art-decor SONIC BOOM!*guitar riff*
just found out that beard meats food broke up with his wife. good for him that cunt was ugly as fuck.
>Russia fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
>>204059292>>204059297
Temu order should arrive by monday probably will pick it up on tuesday
>>204059330Based gigachad she was fat as shit mate
>>204059313destroy all their beds, build a small structure with beds inside it. use a boat to transport them there.
>>204059273It's better to take the three scoops separately over time rather than all at once
Australian isn't a language
>>204059342Maybe that's why I couldn't finish it
>>204059331Screaming, it's actually true
>>204059286just go for itold has no real risks other than the ones you attribute to it
I can vary from 2/10 to 8/10
>>204059343Sicilian aint dialect
>>204059335why do americans love baseball caps so much
>think you've overthought it ladas opposed to the wall of text fantasy of this office malarkey? pattern recognition takes no effort "lad", sitting there consciously making up a fantasy to try to do god knows what on /brit/ is overthinking it
>>204059377it's the same as a beard to cover a weak jaw.
>>204059358Comically huge number
>>204059378don't particularly care if sauerkraut lad made it up or not, chose to engage with his posts because why not, they only pop up like once a week and it's something to do in the bloody thread
>>204059377They are cheap and everywhere
FIVE threads??
Mad how much you're supposed to work outhttps://youtu.be/O10bwUF-jIA?si=uPP5qucPHG8FYt6c
>>204059398what kind of reason is that
Getting an octopus clock if anybody cares
>>204059331Why are they like this
>>204059388>tfw weak jaw and cant grow a beard.Mad because otherwise i could be alot worse but still feel like i completely bombed at the genetic lottery with what i got
>>204059411nice
>>204059420spewing
>>204059411Reckon a normal clock would be alot cheaper. An octopus that is most likely trained telling you the time on demsnd sounds like a hefty fee
>>204059441Its a clock that looks like an octopus not an actual octopus you retard
Didnt look at any boards on halloween. Not interested in fast boards like /v/ or whatever, theyre all cringe shitholes.Not even been on this site that long, already feel the novelty and curiosity has worn off. I see through it all, and realised reddit was always better.
>>204059474don't let the door hit you on the way out, tourist.
>>204059452Well you made it sound like it was something trendy whereas a fake octupis sounds rather boring and not worth talking about
Still I can say I am. 2/10 so no other woman will date me especially after my date went bad
>>204059474Oh yeah? Read THIS!*stares vacantly*uh
>>204059496I was just talking about something that im excited about
>>204059501What about women who want to live in the United States
>>204059501not with that attitude!
>>204059501What happened on the date
>>204059491Im a refugee living in the /brit/ ghetto
>>204059521>It went well >She was hugging me>More attractive man shows up >Instantly leaves me>Get angry and take my anger out on punching bag until it breaks
>>204059521probably went on about his ex and his autism
>>204059407So when are you going to "work it out"?
>>204059531We talked about birds and stuff we liked to do then she saw some guy more handsome then me and left while I was eating ice cream
>>204059528nonsense
Getting an octopus cock if anybody cares
>>204059528Where did this date take place?
>>204059528Never happened
>>204059539https://youtu.be/lP8KipiR408?si=P8HgSxxSykE_3QKm
Anyone got that image of the cat that's just looking at you with a disappointed/disapproving face
>>204059547Does that suck you instead of you sucking it? (Because of the sucker things it has on tentacles lol(
bloody hell almost forgot that it's friday and I'm going to the pub tonight
>>204059551>>204059545It was a bar and it went well until she decided to walk to the other side of the bar and talk to a man who was better than me in every way. This is why I gotta get my money up
Why is leg day the most tiring
>>204059570why are you so self-loathing even in your fantasies
Feel like if i start getting somehing good going with my life its all going to come to some abrupt halt and reality will come crashing down
>>204059566
>>204059578large muscles
Have had hundreds of dates go every which way, but never once was I ditched in the middle of the day for another man so I doubt the veracity of this story
>>204059582It happened in real life she went to talk to someone else at the bar then never talked to me again through out the night. If I wanted a fantasy I would have gotten laid and fucked her then had a girlfriend
Mad how people slagged off the 2010s but would now drop everything to go back
>>204059568Pub you say?
>The aussie who thinks everything is made upHe was going on about how space is fake and earth is a "realm" the other week kekUtter freak he is
>>204059591aye
>>204059585There's another one that isn't a gif but is similar
>>204059610he's a very, very odd lad
>>204059570Thats good though because she clearly wasnt the one
Still I think I should give up on dates because honestly there is no way in hell I will have a girlfriend again. The last time was a 1 in a billion chance but I blew it
>>204059605yes!
Reckon some american women are alright. Then again most women are a bit fucking shit. Reckon gays have a point.
Have to uber home from the toildome because i locked myself out and left without my keys didnt i
>>204059643Excellent
>>204059613>gifI sleep>gilfWHOA
Does anyone have second half of this image with pepe saying fuck niggers
done absolutely fucking nothing today
Honestly might just become gay. Whats a good country for finding a husband? Nothing too autistic or macho.
>>204059657I enjoy your edits of edits lad
https://youtu.be/yXKjWs3cjfE?si=Gl7M6P61ShSRQcSJ
>>204059665sir we do not do the racism here
>>204059605any chance you can make those southern crosses bigger? they're disturbingly small
I am locked in a prison of my own mind and I am the warden.I am free to release myself at any time but maybe deep down I know my rehabilitation has not been successful yet.
>>204059656ah no goodbut then how do you get back inside
>>204059631Still look I have nothing women will find attractive. Most people who are my age have money and I got none also I don't think I can talk to women about my book collection
>>204059718Brother in law dropped off a spare key to me
>>204059714Yeh same i supposs
>>204059732love when you're lucky enough to have good in lawsrate mine too
ebaysellerberg has shipped my item but it's untrackable and i bought it like a week agohis overall rating is good at 97% but he has some negatives calling him a drop shipperdunno what to think about it
>>204059748many such cases
*rattles the new zealand cage*wakey wakey! start posting
mad how bf hardline is 9 years oldremember the beta i think, but confused as to what platform i played it onthink it was actually xbox 360
>>204059759not in my case, every time ive bought something on ebay it's been quick and efficient
>>204059779yeah usually same for mecurrently awaiting a few items in a similar scenario to you thoughbeit
They filmed those elden ring films in new zealand
>>204059775this post made me feel quite old, although a lot of things have been making me feel that way recently
BLEACH is back on the menu, baby!
>>204059801I havent stopped thinking about dates and times for the whole year.
getting flat mouse and hamster massage webm withdrawals
>two months away from being halfway through the decade
>>204059810Do us all a favour and drink it then
I am looking forward to a trip to London though that will be fun it will do wonders on my mental health to travel
Im racist so maybe im a bit biased but i seriously cannot stand indians
>>204059838no one does, even indians
Reckon the first thing i will do when society breaks down is get a group of incels to come with me ina van and round up women with tattoos and crudely slice/peel off the tattoo from their skin if thats even possible without outright killing them
>>204059820
>Iran preparing major retaliatory strike from Iraq within days, Israeli intel suggests
>>204059850How deep would the cut need to be to take the tattoo off i wonder
>>204059850reckon you'll be crying in a corner until some paramilitary picks you up and transports you to a commune so you can work for food.
>>204059854An Israeli might end up with a bruise this time.
>>204059867Im claustrophobic so i wont be in the corner of anything
>>204059850yeah just magically find a group of incels with a snap of the finger? sounds very practical and realistic
we talkin' RAW this time ooga BOOGA
Debating whether I should take a melatonin pill and sleep until noon
Melatone for your sins
>>204059884mental how in america you can just get those
>>204059881with those tattoos she's probably nearly as mentally ill as you al
>>204059884Ay take the melaninpill knigga
>>204059850Incels don't leave their smelly bedroom now why would they be wandering round if society breaks down
>>204059881Shes got my country tattooed on her arm (:
>>204059903rummage for food
Whats the biggest lie that everyone accepts as the truth
>>204059911that's meant to be australia?
>>204059930That women care about penis size
Might aswell be 2025 alreadyEvery 2 months go so fast. Like 1st of september to now.
>>204059899>>204059911Heckin' VALID!
>>204059930money
pubtoil imminent
Once came home from a holiday to norfolk island and my chinese room mate had eaten my guinea pig
WUT THE FU-ZZZZT-CK NIGGA---ZZZZZZZAP
>>204059961good lad. you're me in approx 10 hours
Mad how people just live in those canal boats. Or even if just for a few days, dont look very spacious do they.
>>204059964fair play
Hope you're all getting ready to go to work for her this morning
pubetoil imminent
>>204060000Done themPubes are disgusting
>>204059978good lad
>Five /brit/s Jeremy? Five?
friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
Normal, well adjusted women?>angry soyjak Mentally ill whores with tats?>soyjak face
Sad that good music m will never get even a tiny percentage of exposure as some of the pop shite these daysIt released, it came, it went... lost to the ether, never made it but shouldve.Alot of success doesnt really come down to anything to do with perceived skill in a craft but all the work around it, the timing, the desire.
>>204060000Checked. Also, who asked?
Pubs are fucking grim and boring as shiteMade for the lowest of the low to rot away with their shitty ales
Get the pubs burnt down at the 2025 BLM x juststopoil riots
>>204060045They are absolutely finished mateJust done
Alri lads
>>204060060Fuck off find rats repulsive
>>204060045one of the absolute worst posts I've ever seen on this site>>204060058sad little man trying to feel better about his lack of pub culture
>>204060039People should be listening to the brave little abacus but instead they listen to travis scooter
>>204060058Never been to a pub and felt good or uplifted. Feels like you're sinking with a bunch of other rotters then you leave and feel like shit and wonder why you even went because all you've got to remember it by is a rotting liver
i can appreciate liking the pub but making it your personality is a bit suspect and cringe (you know who you are)
>>204060060You posted this before. You posred this a few times.
Pubs? You mean like public lobbies in video games?
>>204060045t. never gets invited to the pub
Also pubs are full of old fucking cunts who stare at you because you're young and attractive and not a rotting old miserable corpse using the pub as a second retirement home like they do
>>204060089I will good lad every person who pub posts and you can’t stop me
>>204060089all clues gained lead through the pub, it's a simple fact and therein lies the promotion
I’m keeping an eye on you lads
>>204060129GOOD lad and well said
>>204060083pubrot so it is
>>204060118you're going to the wrong pubs thenwhen I was in the UK I made a mate at every pub I stepped into
Love just replying to any video of black kids being stupid with "future doctors and nurses"
>>204060090Yeah I like it hahafunny little guy, why is he so flat? lol :)
what's the point of new zealand
>>204060117good lad >>204060143good lad
Last time I went to a pub was on a Wednesday, walk in and the bartender immediately shoos us out because it's packed with old nasty cunts for Pub Quiz night. Full booked pub on a Wednesday because all those old miserable cunts have to look forward to are their shite pub quizzes
>>204060137don't like this image
>>204060149Cape ragina
>all clues gained lead through the pubstealing this
White Londoners arent english really
>>204060156there's a clue gained right there if I ever seen it
>>204060156Oh my days they sent you runts scurrying off
Watching one of those videos where they pop the balloons but its all homeless drug addicts in philadelphia
Oh god theres only like a few days now until the US electionWonder what will happenSeems like its dead in the water already though
I don't know if any of you retards like rap music, it's hard to listen to really but DMX completely mogged anything before him and anything afterwards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqi-TsHFMA&ab_channel=DMX-Topic
>>204060181you wouldn’t know a clue if blue pointed it out to you itself mate stuck in your thinking chair for all eternity
>>204060181I pity you
>>204060205doesn't matter, either way the western world continues to slide into oblivion
>>204060149We have a lot of pointsVery jagged coastline
>>204060212Only rap i listened to in the last whatever is FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING
Also all that youtube rap kid cringe from like 2015
Any else have teenagers shooting fireworks at the kids trickortreating in their home town yesterday?
>>204060254Wouldnt know i live in a civilised place where you only get a few runts pretending to be from somewhere that isnt here
>>204060254
Australia and New Zealand are on easy mode. Surrounded by a load of impoverished asian clowns, have all the resources they need under their feet, of European descent, specifically the British Isles so lucked out in a big way. And ended up being a mine for China.
Be more ambitious, bird.
>>204060283>New Zealand>Resources
>>204060278Mad how that wouldve been like witchcrsft or something in the 1600s
>>204060278>nogwarts
>>204060282Reckon thats mad that.. Mental.
>>204060292Yeah.
Heres how Britain can still become communist by 2030
been pooing around double the amount I usually do latelybit concerned
>>204060326i'm an occasional pooer myself
Ex gf was haunting my dreams last night
>>204060292sheep is a resource
>>204060326double poo, my stage name
Applying for a working holiday visa to New Zealand in case my application to the UK falls through.
>>204060326nothing wrong with frequent pooing
>>204060318NZ has fuck all natural resources and we hardly extract the ones we do haveOur economy is based on agriculture, not resource extractionYour original post is only true for Australia
Reckon fetishists have the right idea.At the end of the day, a new fetish is a new stream of income for Only Fans.Can you really blame them?
Karl Pilkington predicted this you know
>>204060395glad we had our best and brightest on that one
>>204060430
>>204060430They were chinese just like me
>>204060395
>>204060430academia is mostly people trying to justify their salary it seems nowadays
>>204060383Hmm yes insightful stuff
What do you do in a pub? Sit on your fat arse and fill your face with food and grim booze
>>204060466he said, sitting on his fat ass on 4chan in /brit/
>>204060479If I'm going to do an activity out of the house it's sure as fuck not going to be sitting on my arse eating and nuking my insides with vile poison
Esoteric Commiemongism
>>204060466sit in a corner, have a few pints alone, browse 4chan the whole time
Subscribed to 190s patreon
that's me in the cornerthat's me with a warm pintperusing /brit/ on my phonetrying to gain. a. clue
whenever a brit larva is shanked or raped by a muslim that's karma for what you did to Germany
Randomly clicking bookmarks I haven't looked at in yearsFound a MEGA link which I thought was a folder full of renaissance paintings but it's actually a bunch of tomboy anime girls
>>204060510should try to gain a friend instead LOL
This is Karma for all the German children you killed in World War II.
>>204060466Grim booze? Oh no, I enjoy top quality lagers
>>204060528
>>204060526bloody hell frenchlad I'm literally going to the pub with friends TONIGHT it was just a joke
Mohammed drove me to work in the morningMohammed driving me home in the evening
>>204060563
oh no I've said too much
>>204060576... y-yea, me too
>>204060587>Anglos can't drive
>>204060601Haha top lad just having bants weren’t you
in tears as I kiss the cat goodbye
>>204060604Locked myself out without my keys didnt i
>>204060614Post cat
Tell me lads, what is it about pic related that makes white men go awoogah boogah?
>>204060614
New primitive technology vid dropped
>>204060716>its a making tiles episodeYawn
My father was an abusive cunt. He's been better in the last few years, and thinks this redeems him. I'm not so sure. If your father gas lighted you, stole from you, and physically/emotionally abused you for your entire adult life, does 4 or 5 years of neutral behaviour excuse it?
>>204060804If he changed his behaviour and acknowledges he did wrong then not sure what more you can ask for if you want a relationship with him. That's up to you though since none of us know the details
what movie or long video should I watch
>>204060804my father is also an abusive cunt
>>20406087012 monkeys
>My father was an abusive cunt. He's been better in the last few years, and thinks this redeems him. I'm not so sure. If your father gas lighted you, stole from you, and physically/emotionally abused you for your entire adult life, does 4 or 5 years of neutral behaviour excuse it?
>>204060804>gaslight>emotional abusefemale detected
let him roam free
>>204060804depends on why he was the way he was
hello my cheeky little incels x
>8k Russian troops in kursk
What I wouldn't give to eat Emma Watson's poo.
train delayedso it goes
>>204060902I've already seen it
we as a species need to be evolving gills
>>204060980have you seen brazil?
>>204061008we need breathers like they have in star wars
>>204061026yes
>>204061054have you seen stalker?i didn't get it
>>204061054tonight I'll be watching heat with Robert de niro AND al pacino
I should be able to give negative tips to uber drivers
new bald in china dropped
saw some cows near a stream
open for bookings
SOS get me out of this craphole country
>>204061155no way he isn't going to get in trouble
>>204060870https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Rh1ZfGVYXbE
>>204061311wtf why? i already ordered my dinghy
>>204060870>>204061155
>>204060528i hope they gut you alive
forgot to wash my towels this week
and the new?
nearly at toilbit late cos my train was delayed
choinah will never get that out of my head
imagine telling a random chinese guy you're from england and in broken english he brings up knife crime lmao
>>204059097go wild camping, mountain biking or make a home gym and use it, read
>>204061482You make it then ey mate
>>204061603new
