/cum/ edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RV8yS5AOqA
Next edition will be a Luce Edition. Love this little pilgrim
hes getting eschemia! needs to heat up the site
no previous ahhhhh im so upset
time for another video interview where it looks like I havent shaven because I have stubble my razor doesnt get rid of
>>204078244>Lucifer No thanks
>>204078244I like Luce too
>>204078254This.And what does /cum/ stand for? I'm going insaaaaane
they need to do the chair pickup with 4 men
need a damn haircut
>>204078279Based retardShes Italian. It's Luce (Loo-chay) not Luce (Loos)
playing in traffic
>>204078347luce (light) is the root word of lucifer (light bringer)
>>204078347Not on team schizo but they have the same etymological root
sex sex
I'm pretty sure this is going to be my girlfriend in the near future
>>204078244The reconstructed post apocalyptic swingset symbolizes that childhood will never go away and that ingenuity will ensure their survival. The rosary beads on the partially built swings are a metaphor that we are halfway there, living on a prayer.
>>204078422sex sex
Luce vs False Prophet
>>204078401It is really a bizarre choice
>>204078422why did you cast a spell
Jennifer Connelly
so how about this upcoming political process
sex sex eBay advert girl she is like a tiger
>>204078419>>204078401Luce just means light. Should we stop saying light because it used to be the root of Satan's previous name? Don't be a peon
>>204078509i'm considering participating
>>204078479No. I'm just that confident
>>204078422Damn she is ugly as fuck
>>20407850981 days until liberation daytotal swamp death
>>204078604Canada...
These morons probably think this spaghetti is evil
>>204078614Israel haters look the frick out
>>204078401>>204078419Lucifer is a fan fiction it's not even in the Bible (except as the morning star)
Sam Hyde is based
Imagine naming your company "Krusty ass"
your train has already departed from the train station and left you behind? we have a name for that in German
>>204078620She looks like Paul dano in a wig
>>204078708
>>204078341haircuts are for slaves
i have a wedding i'm supposed to go to next week a few hours away but I'm gonna flake and say I missed the bus
>>204078774>t. Confucius in 470BC
>>204078797you should go and have seeex
Yotsuba and Luce linked upNeed it or keep it?
what medicines are these
>>204078881Forgot pic
>>204078913stamina potionhealth potion
>>204078927need the /cum/ mascot girl with Luce as well
monster energy drink sucrose x mountain dew drink, i call it, mntndew
i would be good at making sugary things i dont like things which are too sweet. yes sweet
kids need fatty foods andlow phosphates
Jeets seethe much more about colonialism than any other group, even Africans. What causes this?
milk peanut butter meat chicken greensyogurt milkbuttercheese maybechocolate chocolate and bread
eggs celery cereal (weetabix) sugar duck
>>204079067They have a written history while other colonized people don't
no bacon
cow
Luce and Hawk Tuah
pigs ears are gross
>>204079197>other colonized people don't>what are Chinamen, Malays, Burmese, Ayyrabs, Greeks, Irish, Maltese etc.Jeet-esque response
carrots mashed potatoes artichoke spinach rollscarrots carrots carrots CARROTS
bagged milk :)
So you niggas report me when I make fun of troons but not ratpedo when he has another multi-hour meltdown huh?
>>204079373True
what do Palestinians look like
>>204079559>So you niggas report me when I make fun of troonsNo, I reply to your post and say "based".
what are the Palestine x Iraq relations like
sex Iraq sex sex
>>204079727>dingalingadingadingalingadinga
Does spainlad post in cum?
post Iraqis
tfw femboy gamemaster
oh boy ai slop
>>204079715that is based
>>204079727It's amazing how much normies from any group have embraced jeethate.
Swedish/Finnish people >.<
>>204079559>you niggas report me when I make fun of troons That doesn't happen. This>>204079715
tfw no gf
>>204079963
>>204079937It really is quite extraordinary. Even full blown pacifistic flower-toting vegan hippies are calling for their genocide.
>>204078422I'm pretty sure she's going to gain 80 lbs in the future
Iraqis...
ok this sounds like fun might have to blow this up innawoods somewhere
>>204080013Once in a while you get unlucky and they just happen to be browsing the thread at the same time as you and are in their feelings.
>>204080013That was probably a troon
>>204080105good post thank you
>silver bells playing in the store 1 day after halloween
>>204080155Greedy fucks tryna milk Kurisumasu for every fucking cent
>Infant choked to death on baby wipe; dad gets prison
>>204080105Seems like you'd be killed or maimed when you stuck the firecracker in it
>>204080232lol
>>204079559I only rarely report mousemolester because I filtered the UKThe only way to get rid of it would be a group effort, possibly coordinated on another platform. But I also don't care what /cum/ flags post because it's generally and inherently on-topic and not schizophrenic nonsense
>mousemolester
>>204080239obviously you stick the firecracker in the flour, THEN you pour the diesal on it and let it dry
maybe femboys arent good at videogames, so he obviously wasnt a femboy
WHY obviously??
Been massaging my scalp daily for 15-20 minutes. Hoping it'll at least slow down thinning
>>204080355is that why you're only bronze in lol >.<
I live in the rich neighborhood, so trick or treating always draws a lot of kids from the poor neighborhood down the street. I give these children less.
>>204080427:((((((((((
>>204080024yep, even the turboleft redditoids leafs are expressing full-blown jeet hate and demanding deportations. Jeets and Jeet-adjacent people are becoming very defensive here.
i got banned for 10 days for beating an egirl and her boyfriend too hard in an ARAM game and they got cummed on, which you cant say but not because you get banned
Imagine that
No
>>204079820
>>204080560seggs
post Iraqi girlfs
In /ita/, Luce has relegated Piccolissima into absolute obscurity.
>>204080460I saw a tweet from trudope saying they were going to drastically cut back immigrationI'm sure he's lying because he doesn't actually care about canadians but sweet little lies seem to be enough for most libtardos
>>204080560>Iraqi>named Abigail JonesWhat did the nips mean by this?
Lifted weightsDrinking green tea rn
horse
>>204080662You ever put lemon in green tea? That's good stuff
stop replying to ratpedo, retards
I'm curious but I will not ask.
:(
>>204080655I think that's a pseudonym? Either that or Nips literally never read a book about the middle east.
>There it is: Private Payrolls -28K, Exp. 70K >If it wasn't for government jobs, October would be the first negative payrolls month since December 2020For that guy in /cum/ who's been looking for a job and didn't believe this was a good economy like everyone's saying: yes you were right
>>204080632you are not Italian, stop it with the larp already
I do the bare minimum at work but they seem to like me for some reason
>>204080687I have a type that has some sort of lemon flavor in it
tfw no Iraq gf
>>204080013The janny is a hyper sensitive troon rn. They'll ban you for posting a picture of a shirtless dude for nsfw
>>204080648>I'm sure he's lying because he doesn't actually care about canadians but sweet little lies seem to be enough for most libtardosYeah it's just cope for them, the immigration numbers are still huge this year. Canada went from being completely brainwashed about immigration = good to hating it in like 2 years. It's suicide for any political party here to not at least pretend to be scaling back inflows now.
>>204080773would he be all about that though
>>204080726I know its a bad economy, I even posted that article saying job reports were lower than expected and the statistic even lied about its numbers, then some faggot told me UM ACKSHUALLY THATS THE WRONG DEPASRTMENT, SO AND SO SAID THIS SO ITS FINE, CHUD
good afternoon
>talking to her>my boyfriendit's over. i'm glad i tried. it's so over.
>>204080739You're tall I bet.
>>204080818>then some faggot told me UM ACKSHUALLY THATS THE WRONG DEPASRTMENT, SO AND SO SAID THIS SO ITS FINE,It's an election year and that number is very bad for the incumbent and there's a lot of incumbent homers on here
>>204080759I wish they were real
>>204080818>>204080874whenever it's an election year the incumbent has to lie and post misleading stats about the economy, this is an ancient rule.
shes gonna win, keep coping chuds
stop replying to ratpedo, retard
>>204080737But I am THOUGH
>>204080868i look like that
>>204080897I look like this
I wanna talk about American things but this thread is kinda cucked right now.
>>204080868>it's overIf she has a boyfriend you only need to beat 1 guy to get her. If she's single you have to beat 20 guys to get her.
If Sleepy is gonna step down we should have whole ass new elections, not just put the veep in
>I look like this
>>204081080>implying ((they)) don't rig the primaries anyways
>>204081099i said i looked like the cigarette cat i also look like this
>>204080714Turn that frown upside down
I keep thinking about finasterideBalding would be the death knell for my potential sex life and it's thinning a bit and I'm not even 30.
>>204078189Why are Americans so comically ugly like it's hilarious
tfw no gf!
>>204080997>go through online dating>humiliation ritual and morbidly obese women>go through real life connections>every single girl has a boyfriend or focusing on their career in green energy agriculture or somethingwhat's a 23 year old gotta do to find love... if it even exists anymore............
>Why are Americans so comically ugly like it's hilarious
>Accidentally click on /pw/>Every woman wrestler is fat as fuckIs it for padding or something?
>>204081302clearly it gives them a mass advantage against the wrasslers who are skinny
>>204081054whatchu talkin bout, willis
>>204081245Guys like this will say shit like>Free SPM! He did nothing wrong mang! The silenced him!
>>204081302>accidentally click on /pw/HMMMMMMM
lets be real thoughHenny IS a bretty good cognac
>>204081321If they're all fat, there aren't any skinny wrestlers for it to matter against.
>>204081179it's just being fat, any fat country is like that. Americans aren't particularly ugly if you subtract the fatties. Well except for, y'know
>>204081362how black are you on a scale of asphalt to starless night?
>>204081211you're 23, you're young and you still have time to figure stuff out, don't be discouragedi've been kind of reluctant to give advice about this kind of thing lately ever since that one anon posted that book about the woman who went undercover with a male friend group to try to learn stuff, and that thing about the prostitute who was seemingly one of the few women that understood the male condition. i haven't been on that side of the dating game so the advice i have to give is sometimes overly optimistic and in the clouds, because i really don't know the reality on the ground from that perspective. i want to learn more thoughanyway i look like that chips and all
>>204081124Yeah. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz should be in jail for what her and Hildawg did to Uncle Bernie
An hero keeps coming into my head. Don't know it's intrusive or deliberate. I just don't see any way out even if I don't want to die
>>204081401Im an OG from the streets, yo
>>204081362never drank it (I'm not Black or a Wigger)
You're finished
>>204081455I use it to make cocktails and tried a bit out of curiosity and it tastes delicious
>>204081419>I just don't see any way out even if I don't want to dieIt's a mortal sin, so just don't do it.
>>204081455It's french so it's actually probably good but ya know
>>204081419>Don't see any way outOut of what? What's the problem?
I go hard
>>204081448wait a minute if it's a tube it's poking down into the hole so next time someone gets their ball it's gonna be covered in teetee gross
in the paint nigga leave you stanking nigga what the fuck you thanking nigga
is it really as difficult to find a job in the usa right now as people say or are they just overexaggerating and new migrants can still build their life from the scratch?
wtf is /pw/ im not going there
>>204081401It's sad that black men forget where they came from.
>>204081561I havent been able to get a job in like 4 months>>204081567scripted mandrama, the board
>>204081561Millions of illegals come here and find a way to make it despite being illegal and speaking zero english
i hurt my pinky toe last night so now there's an itty bitty bandage on it
>>204081561Yes and we're about to plunge into a recession in a week or so
>>204081567Wrestling. It's a spin off of /sp/ and /xs/, basically wrestling has a lot of fans but wrestling is more acting than athletics so /sp/ didn't want them and /xs/ thinks that wrestling doesn't have the technical skills of other extreme sports so /pw/ was created to contain them. They pretty much half talk about WWE, and the other half are people trying to support smaller wrestling clubs and organizations. Wrestling is very athletic, it requires a lot of stamina and constitution to perform. But since it's scripted it's not a sport worth treating like a contest.
>>204081592Most of them just get government handouts actually
>>204081592But he's European, he's gonna be expecting 3 months of paid vacation every year plus 6 hour workday and no contact after work hours. Europeans simply CANNOT hustle, America would eat him alive
>principal paid: $4,733.34>principal balance: $212,766.66
>>204081685You can't survive in government handouts. You gotta have some other kind of hustle
my gf
>>204081729Sure, government handouts and stealing and then living 30 people to an apartment
In my experience the Americans who say America is a shithole and that Americans need to travel more/be less ignorant are themselves incredibly ignorant and have not been abroad much.
>>204081667>/xssurprised they are allowed an opinion on anything. the last time i went there there were posts from like 6 years ago
Unemployment office decided quitting my job in the sticks to move somewhere where there are actual jobs wasnt good enough reason to get unemployment
>>204081746You're (trans) gf
your*
>>204081388Thing is most Americans have a diet of seed oils, corn syrup and soy so they have no testosterone
>>204081762>$200 a month is enough to live on
>willingly living in los angeles
all of the teams have elected a server president now, and there is a server wide NAP going on because other servers are coming. our servers president is competing against other presidents too, sort of because we elected him
>>204081580>I havent been able to get a job in like 4 monthsthat sucks, i was actually considering to move to the usa but this is quite discouraging.>>204081650i hope the situation will get better for you soon nevertheless>>204081690i could make an exception given i work for the greates nation on the earth (us)
Oh boy here comes the anti California weirdos
>>204081813That's why they were going to NYC to get a free hotel to live in indefinitely plus a pre-paid credit card
>>204081813These kinds of programs are for people who have jobs, typically they're just a corporate subsidy. >t. needs autismbux along with my check from Subay
>>204081855You wouldn't make it. You Europeans are too soft. You don't get the high risk high reward nature of America. You busy your ass now so you don't have to later
California? BasedLos Angeles? the anus of the state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15fby4ysJY
>>204081875No they aren't. I used to get general relief and I sure as shit didn't have a job>>204081861Oh yeah forgot about that
Do you go to goodwill stores?
i made wars all week up until here (or got our team more resources) and it has made me a lot stronger. tomorrow i will fight the players that come from other servers with all of the other teams on our server and probably die instantly - hopefully i will find an opportunity to attack and get a few kills before i die
>>204081952Not reallyI went in years ago to look for furniture for my place, but I haven't been in years
>>204081952thrift shopping is great. I always find cool knicknacks or records at goodwill or salvation army, or beautiful art canvases lined up on the walls. Genuinely better than most art galleries
Doctors trained on ChatGPT be like>Well dude, shit's fucked. Hope this helped with that infected hangnail.
>>204081952yes i love thriftingi hate the trend where people on social media will go to thrift stores to look for nice brands or designer stuff to resell online for profit, leave thrift stores alone you animals stop monetizing every single aspect of lifeif you want cheap designer stuff go to plato's closet or something and stop ruining thrift stores
nigga really using AIbots to learn how to use a nialclipper
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>204081952ive been a few times but i've never found anything good
>>204082019if he just had an infected hangnail where is the rest of his entire body? lmfao >>204082070this will be me in a second i need to eat something first though it's probably gonna be a bagel i've been on a bagel thing lately
>>204082019my main concern was spreading the infection deeper with an infected toolbut it should just be a sterile tool used to scrape it away, apparently. the one i used was really dirty, but it was my dirt, so it was ok
>>204081952we usually donate stuff to the nearby goodwill
>>204082019Have you seen that clip where none of the black nurses/resident doctors know which organ produces insulin? Grim future
>>204082070Anch'io I do you use cream and sugar? I drink it black
Cause if it was my choice, you'd all dance in darkness
>>204082098Nigga that's the joke, the joke is that a ChatGPT-trained doctor would be massively incompetent.
>>204082153i know it's just the pic was funny to me he's just a stump sorry
>>204082153Zoomers like him were trained on humor with chatgpt, that's why his dumb ass ain't get the joke
aw sweet
Do you believe in the unseen?Look, but don't make your eyes strain.
going to bed at 8PM like anon. gn
>>204081910I used to live in Santa Barbara, and it wasn't perfect, but I appreciated how no one gave a shit about literally anything.
>>204082189i'm 29 i got the joke i was just saying it was funny i'm sorry this is a misunderstanding
>>204082189Personally I just use GPT to pitch sitcom ideas. She seems to like all of them, which gives me a moment of hollow hope before I remember she's a dumbass language model.
aint no party like a diddy party
>>204082238what am i supposed to be seeing here
>>204082265>Santa BarbaraWhat, you're some sort of pezzonovante? You gotta be pretty well found to afford Santa Barbara
>>204082315what is a trust fund brat
roast beef sandwich on the 'og
>>204082347Oh, I see. Shit, must be nice
My waters nice and COLD nowThis fridge kicks ass>>204082404>ersatz+10 ptsGreat job
>>204081813>get a gf>36 autismbucks stolen
>>204082303For my tenth birthday party my rich uncle set up an ersatz Scholastic Book Fair, the kids who went got any book they wanted for free and we had pizza. It was very fun.
>>204082456fridge water just tastes better
>>get a gf
need gf
Damn Reputation was such a GOATed album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRJKB291Z1g
>>204082404>>204082455
>>204082404>>204082455>>204082497We all saw your post Anon. You showed us your ass, now sit.
I have a fancy glass pitcher full of water that I keep in my plebeian refridgerator, thats why I am such a drama queen about what goes into the refridgerator, absolutely no open containers and any leftover vegetables or fruit will be used the very same day or composted, or else you will be BANNED from my kitchen, no I don't have a gf, and not many friends or family visit very often I DON'T CARE my water is my LIFE
where are the messssicans?
*pees in your pitcher*
>>204082665This made me lol for some reason
This will be your boyfriend if Trump wins
neither of you look like that
>>204082708>>204082499>>204082456Water bros
>>204082708live your best clean water life anonbut they make pitchers with covers, if you really like that pitcher you can put some saran wrap over the top to kind of seal itis it one of those glass ones with the curved pour spout? that's what i keep my sweet tea in
>>204081403thanks. i'm only trying to date because i solved all my other issues, it just sucks so bad when you feel good about your own competency in life, think of yourself as finally reaching good boyfriend material but the rejections are the same as always. like, why did i try at all? that's the pessimistic side, obviously i did it for myself, to be a more competent adult and i'm happy with if nothing else looking good, living in a clean home, and holding a job in my dream industry.
>>204082793i look like that
>>204082793i look & sound like that
forgot to go to bed, brb
A fun thing about Ukraine is that until the Soviet Union stopped it, there were a bunch of villages north of Odessa who were convinced that they were British. Like, their mythology was that they descended from British refugees fleeing William the Conquer and they just ran with it until Stalin said "no you're not, retards".
>>204082751the ducks are learning how to use guns we are doomed>>204082793this is literally me right now i really look like that
>>204082858damn bro thats so interest-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
decided to turn an old laptop into a media center (a hard drive and an hdmi cable)
you maybe look like that idk
>>204082894install plex and torrent. that effectively turns yur computer into a home media server
>>204082894why
>>204082938*torrent movies
>>204082894i have 2x10tb hdds for my raspberry pi and i need to turn it into a file server, thanks for reminding me to work on that >:/
>>204082282Nah nah nah, too late for that. I'm gonna need to see some ID and your car registration >>204082282
>when he pulls out the HDMI cable
>>204082938I already download everything but I shrimply don't see the point in setting up a server thing when I can simply download and then double click it
>>204082794well, you're on the right track at least and it's not too much to ask for any of those things, you absolutely deserve themi wish you the best anon
>>204083018??>>204083043you can watch it on the tele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxoD5Cq6eJQ
Just want female attention tbqh
>>204082984i am not giving you my id or car insurance but i do get asked for id at the store sometimes and it's very flattering i got ided for a lighter a few months ago, they had to make sure i was 18
>>204082894>HDMI cable
>>204083100ayooo look at this twink
>>204083064>you can watch it on the telethat's what the hdmi cable is for
>rgb-colored gravitokinetic bong with onahole attrachment and semen drip collection tray
>HDMI cable
>>204083134i'm not that i just have a chronic baby face and i'm short
>>204083191okay mr. twink
I think we've zero'd in on why /cum/ gets no bitches
>>204083162this photo makes my computer screen go weird
what's wrong with an hdmi cable i don't get it
>>204082858Stalin's only real crime
>>204082858>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval)>Wait, it's all Anglo?>Always has been
>>204083225hdmis are perfectly fine. ignore the (re)tardigrades
>>204083225It's a /tv/ memeIt's an ick to a woman
>>204083225pretty sure it's one guy forcing it
>>204083225it's something men go through when dealing with a certain variety of foids, you don't need to worry about
>>204083225women get the ick from men doing anything, but nothing gives them more ick then a guy that doesnt use netflix or amazon for some reason
>>204083207because getting a gf is like wide-net job interviewing and /cum/ can't get employed either?
>>204083263It's not, I was posting it too
>>204083311uhh okay sure why notwhat a weird thing to be insecure about the internet is strange
sick of these foreskin penis hairs
>>204083311I only pay women for sex at hotels
>>204083376https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WVtRyrOaoZA
bedtime shot of vodka out of a jam jar (not even gonna clean it) i have no cans for i have bought none
>>204083376incredibly based beyond measurement
>>204083373alpha omega yogurt female
mtn dew jam!!!!! pogger1!
I too love using old glass jars as cups or storage containers, glass is love, glass is life
mtn dew dew the dew mtn dew dew the dew mtn dew dew the dew mtn dew dew the dew mtn dew dew the dew
NEW>>204083514>>204083514
>>204083528>>204083528>>204083528
>>204083536>>204083529just pick whatever one you guys want i don't care i won't be offended
