convicted felon edition >>204078189previous
Let’s have an alcohol consumption contest
Recycle?
Already failed No Nword November
>>204089054it's literally unpossible to do
kind of want a dq blizzard but it's such a fat piece of shit thing to eat
based on dna evidence found, jesus was brown
why yall niggas always be postin quotes that dont make no cents
business idea: sepuku
>>204089197Extrabiblical Roman sources describe Jesus as having fair skin, blue eyes, and fair hair.>based on dna evidence foundAs of now, no one has a copy of Jesus’ DNA
cum is so slow tonight guess all the cummers are out on dates with their girlfriends
'za for tonight
>>204089258>Extrabiblical Roman sources describe Jesus as having fair skin, blue eyes, and fair hair.LOL
>>204089261halloween weekend, so normies are out partying
>>204089258Jesus's tomb was found
>>204089261I don't even understand where these bitches find these social events to go to.A masquerade ball? Is this some kind of aristocratic southern thing I'm just too poor to understand?
>>204089327You are extremely uncultured or like 12 if you don't know what a Masquerade ball is
>>204089352I know what it is but, who does that in 2024?
>>204089294lel
>>204089294whoa buddy don't post that the janny is gonna FREAK
>>204089365people with lives and hobbies
nigga wtf is a masquerade im dead
the mongols reduced the carbon footprint by killing 10% of the world's populationlearn something new about japan everyday
are you winning the NNN son?
>>204089413yeah. been winning since years at this point.
>>204089322Found? It’s the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, and the tomb is empty
>>204089413already failed
>poo yorkerswhat the hell
I could go to a masquerade but then I gotta get a plane ticket and a tuxedo and deal with retarded airport shit. I gotta suck more dick so I can get my company to do more things on the east coast
>>204089413Can see her areola through her top
Masquerbate my balls
>>204089478Bizarre post
>>204089469kinda gay
>>204089433its called the talpiot tomb. look it up
Brotherberg is going to San Francisco
If you're at a masquerade it kind of gives you a green light to act like a whore because of the anonymity now that I'm thinking about it
>>204089547women dont get punished for being whores anymore so whats the point
>>204089516>The book and film make the case that the Talpiot Tomb was the burial place of Jesus of Nazareth, members of his extended family, and several other figures from the New Testament—and, by inference, that Jesus had not risen from the dead as the New Testament describes. This conclusion, while weakly supported by a statistical analysis of the names involved, is rejected by the overwhelming majority of archaeologists, Christian theologians, linguists, and biblical scholars.Yeah?
>>204089547>women haven't been acting likes whores since the dawn of timeanon..........
>>204089577the data proves it
>>204089576It’s for swingers and shit like thatMaybe fetishes that are somehow still taboo in our gay retard society
>>204089599No it doesn't
>>204089599what data? link?
>>204089599>rejected by the overwhelming majority of archaeologists, Christian theologians, linguists, and biblical scholars.Trust the experts, Moshe
>>204089576Married women absolutely shame, despise and exclude their younger more promiscuous unmarried counterparts. Social isolation/shunning hurts women a lot.
>>204089413she needs to gain another hundred pounds if she wants to get my dick hard
>jeets have been stealing from Canadian food banks>now jeets are stealing Canadians’ Halloween candy and decorationsLOL it’s over>>204063140
>>204089637>A central question has regarded the probability that a tomb might contain the specific group of names as the Talpiot Tomb. Experts such as Richard Bauckham,[37] David Mavorah[38] and Amos Kloner[38] have asserted the commonness of archaeological inscriptions bearing the name "Jesus". Paul Maier, professor of ancient history at Western Michigan University, notes that there were at least 21 "Yeshuas" or Jesuses famous enough to be included in the histories of Josephus.[39] For their part, the filmmakers present a statistical study conducted by Andrey Feuerverger, professor of statistics and mathematics at the University of Toronto, which concluded that while the names are not uncommon, the conservative odds that such names would be found together in any one tomb around are (depending on variables) from 600 to 1[40] to 1,000,000 to 1 in favor of its being authentic.[41]
counter girl at the dispensary might have been checking me out brosif only I wasnt a boring, socially retarded incel
>>204089639trust the science chud
double quarter pounder meal with coke "classic" (+0.12 £)mcrib double burger meal (for 2) (both quarter pounders)6 mcnuggets (free) (threw my arms up in the air) 20 mcnuggets meal (drink is a water) (on a diet)
>>204089678>600 to 1Not long odds at all
>>204089677a bunch of videos of mexicans doing that in the USA too. Always obese hogs too, it's like damn you really need to steal candy from kids? You're that much of a fatty? candy isn't even expensive
>>204089733its 1,000,000 to 1
muddamudda, call the rabbi33AM
>>204089692she's probably a bop tho
>>204089763Reread your own post. There’s also no methodology shown, and given that the whole point of the exercise is to try and disprove the resurrection, I presume those numbers were fabricated by a vindictive Jew
>>204089692she wasn't, she just wanted a tip.t. knower
>>204089790what does that even mean
saw a YouTuber playing that aeroplane game and he was testing the new jets and showed that he was going along the outside of the map just picking for kills, so im going to try that in the game. maybe this gameplay can be an option in LoL
>>204089798just the tip?
i understand how powerful it is to be able to attack the enemy whenever you want now as in choosing the battles like jungle in LoL. even though in that game your noob teammate might still need a gank even though you would lose a 2v1
>>204089692she want you to fail NNNdon't be tempted by her witchery
ohh nooo i dont have any mmoniewhy the fuck you order a pizza then?
the .eaders had a conversation w one-another and used my suggestion :3 but not with as much killing tomorrow im going crazyall of my new friends in the game server are going to attack people too
>>204089859but I was feeling something in my heart, not my penis
>>204089859I already failed though >>204089054
i got a small slice of power and instantly turned into colonel Khadafi but i like it, so based
remember that time in like 2012 when people started wearing Ghadaffi Tshirts? what was THAT about
this nigga telling me the tomb that contains the nameJesus son of JosephMaria (or Mary)Jose (or Joseph)Judah son of JesusMaria (or Mary) the wife of Jesusaint Jesus's tomb
'za is in the oven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzcQ4_khsM
mama mia
>>204090015ummm proof?
I hate African-American Vernacular English. Not for racist reasons, but just how quickly it evolves and changes, and makes communication difficult.It also seems to have the goal of trying to be as indirect as possible and/or using incorrect tenses of grammar out of an unhealthy anti-intellectual slant. The USA should adopt a policy like France's of protecting the integrity of the national language.
>>204090052talpiot tomb
>>204090089but that's not definite proof tho.
mama mia pizzeria agetellia pizarria
It costs so much money to live in a neighborhood where the trick or treaters say thank you
>>204090015Wtf are you talking about
>>204090095how
>>204089914Mousey!! :x
>>204090159Religious schizo nonsenseDon't gonto church kids
>>204090060this nigga rly think any1 readin ts ofn u trippin lolgettin nat yap frfr
>>204089917that's even worse!you should totally ask her number anonworst thing that can happen you just have to move to a next cafe
>>2040901841. there's no conclusive proof (could be anyone really)2. your 'wikipedia' says the following>Princeton Theological Seminary issued a letter following the controversy and reiterated concerns that:>the press following the symposium gave almost the exact opposite impression (of the symposium's results), stating, instead, that the conference proceedings gave credence to the identification of the Talpiot tomb with a putative family tomb of Jesus of Nazareth. As is abundantly clear from the statements to the contrary that have been issued since the symposium by many of the participants, such representations are patently false and blatantly misrepresent the spirit and scholarly content of the deliberations.>Israeli archaeologist Amos Kloner, who was among the first to examine the tomb when it was first discovered, said the names marked on the coffins were very common at the time. "I don't accept the news that it was used by Jesus or his family," he told the BBC News website.
>>204090227>you should totally ask her number anonhow the fuck do I do that
>>204090222I got all of that except "nat yap".
>>204090240point a gun at her and shout THIS IS A ROBBERY then finish it with a for your number mlady if youre scared of doing that you just wear a mask. but add something to the end even if youre scared
>>204090240say: "hey, I like your smile, can I get your number?"then take the number/rejectionlastly walk away
>>204090060>anti-intellectual slantBlack speech has its roots in southern speech, yet I don't hear you saying the same things about that. Or HKE, or Scots or Irish or South African English, or, god help us, Indian English.You're just low key racist ong
>>204090273issa raq thing u wuldnt get it
>>204090184to clarify, and being in line with 'objective' reasoning, there's no conclusive proof for the resurrection either.
>>204090290but I dont want her to say no
>>204090231yeah its common names but to contain all those specific names in one tomb? no shot
>>204090311have you tried not being a pussy ass BITCH
>>204090319>no shotbased on what?
>>204090333you want to do goblin sex
knock a nigga out boy you can get yo ass beat too
>>204090339common sense
>>204090184Do you not understand the concept of proof? In a court of law, that would be called circumstantial evidence, which cannot be used to convict, as it’s worthless
flips have small dicks
oh yeah? what about blood - the most circumstantial evidence?
>>204090386prove jesus resurrected then
*pounces u* get off my hamburger
Browns being browns. What's new.
>>204090429Witness testimony
Need a bitch to step on my cock with platform boots
my wife doesn't let me have a girlfriend
>>204090493all hearsay. i have data on my side
>>204090523that's pretty rude of her. you should spank her for that
>>204090524Witness testimony isn’t hearsay. Are you ESL?
>>204090299>southern speechI actually find them both awful. At least the other pig speeches have purpose to them. Southern/black vernacular is born of ignorance to the language and the world at large, and just sounds grating as fuck
imagine how much money trump would make on cameo
>>204090530I agree, she is pretty mean
i win this argument. i will no longer respond to your posts
>>204090563I like white girls with a southern accent thougheverbeit
WHAT DOES A MF HAVE TO DO TO GET A BEATCH TO POST HER TOES HERE FFS
bing bong bing bongyou know what that is right
>>204090311you wouldn't feel that funny thing in your heart if she only could say yesand if she says no, you don't have to worry about you never taking your chances. And rejection only lasts a short moment whereas regret can be lifelong
>>204090611the last one was an Israelite girl who got banned, huge tits
>>204090561Jesus died on the cross and that's all there is to it. Idk why early Christians invented the story of a resurrection, it was his most cherished wish that he not become some Messiah but that people just behave and be good to each other
>>204090611try asking her here every day, i'm sure she'll pity you and cave eventually
just a few more days until funny moustache man without the moustache is my president
orange man is kind of cool, the other one seems like a bitch
>>204090692this description fits both of the candidates
i only jerk it to joi these days
>>204090716not just a bitch, but a very stupid bitch
>>204083528what did he do
>>204090756he dun it real bad and he go prison nao
12-8 is the worst shift possible
>>204090748not only stupid, but mean... she told her rally to stfu because she was speaking
guys
>>204090756catnip trafficking
Keep arguing about jesus joseph and mary
>>204090880shut up
>>204090628>And rejection only lasts a short momentI can personally attest that this is a lie
working with women in a confined space is awesome, they always pass by and put their hand on your shoulder or around your lower back area dangerously close to your hips and sometimes your butts squish together :3
they thought that i was yugi the way imma activate that Trap Hole
Argue about Peter, Paul and Mary
Argue about Tom Dick and Harry
>>204090928lol
uwu
[is an anime character]
>>204083528Americans be like >Yeah I am tough >Yeah I own a Glock and ar15>I am so strong and powerful It's sad how the average European woman could beat the average American "man"
>>204090915Spinster hated this one
>>204090991?
Going to harbor freight for a toolboxWhat’s a good brand? US general?
>>204090896well I certainly hope a rejection from a random girl attending the coffee shop counter doesn't last that long...
>>204091001its a dispensary, not a starbucks
PHOAR
>>204091000How about Harbour Fart and they sell…
mousey :D
>>204090999Iykyk
>>204091013It’s funny how they try and change perceptions with sterile language. They’re drug dealers, not dispensers. Like how it’s murder not “abortion”
the McRib is back and this time its here to stay! McRib is back in a place near youu!
>>204091013tomato potato, from blue finnish eyes is all the same
>>204091000who is this
>>204091064black people clenching their fists and preparing to beat up a child thanks for the one dip you twat
>>204091064Omg mean
I like how Big Yellow Taxi is a song about pollution and the environment and shit but then towards the end she just casually throws in a couple lines about her dad (or lover?) running off on her
i need my fucking dick sucked!!!!!! wtf???
>>204090662Fuck are you talking about. I'm not fk
>>204091013>>204091070wait a minute, you meant the jazz tobacco place that people now call dispensaries damn I must be a bit sleepy, it's past 2AM binland time
Remember when a certain /cum/poster got a Japanese girl to write “New Heaven” on her sole
dead hours. normie hours. this shit makes me sick
>>204090611this but her titties
>want to consoom content>forgot to charge my dead wireless headphonesIt’s so over
ok here is the plan: so basically we use you as what is called "bait" you see
Twists and turns
giant enemy spider
>>204091199im listening to the joe rogan podscast
Mousenonce is gross
:( wtf
should I drink tonight or tomorrow
sex sex vulpix i washed my penis
>>204091332never figured out what's the joe rogan experience but it sounds a bit gayI listened to the trump episode and it was a bit of a nothingburger
Post bitches with big titties
>>204091332I haven't watched an episode of JRE in years but the you-know-who interview made me tune back inI didn't even realize Rogan was back on youtube desu
>>204091438
>>204091370Odda bothEvens botgDigits digits
wet titsseeeex
>>204091455
>>204091455checked
>>204091443crystal castles is garbage, synthetic soulless noiselike dubstep but worse
wash your penis
>>204091476i wish i looked like that
>>204091443How do you think she pronounces that? It’s a French name, so it should be something like “Emmay” in Anglo orthography
finns be like"I suffer in suomiland"
>>204091517it's pronounced "disgusting whore"
>>204091471>>204091502
>>204091505boo hoo nigga
waiting to piss out all my bodies insulin then have a bedtime shot of vodka :3
>>204091505>soullessagreenow what's your opinion on 100 gecs, another /mu/ favorite?
>>204091544Isn’t that the average Amerimutt phenotype though
i like boards of canada
>>204091535bruh...
i like Canada too
>>204091596SameI also like Aphex Twin
braps of canada
>>204091596I like them too, or at least I don't dislike them
draw pregnant Lugia
>>204091505Wtf this is such a terrible opinionI don't even know where to start
>>204091613/cum/ is full of fine tasted anons I see
>>204091566never heard of them & don't browse /mu/I know crystal castles because a coworker recommended them, I could barely make it through one song
>bossberg says we have to go to Jew York for a conference>Ok>Here's the hotel we're staying>It's in the middle of fucking HarlemGive it to me straight am I going to get fucking murdered
>>204091681No.
>>204091663well its on par with crystal castles so don't bother
>>204091681Just get a negress gf while you’re there as a protective amulet and dress like a wigger
>>204091681No, you might see some stinky poor people though
I had candy for breakfast.Now I'll have vegetables for dinner.
>watch footdocdana video on YouTube>find a brown spot on my toenail its over i have to get my toes looked at
>>204091740I'm Canadian like 10% of us use a food bank. There's a homeless camp in the woods by my house.Are they methhead poor or on fent in New York?
I really hope you aren't listening to Crystal Castles after whatsherface said he abused her
Your thoughts on Scarsdale, NY?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarsdale,_New_York
>noo i dont want to use my Pokemon cards in play i just like looking at them maxmoefoe is so cute
>>204091784how come you let your foreigners use the food bank?
>>204091801who cares
>>204091805>Look at ethnic groups>Japanese are a high percentSeems good to me
>>204091831Me because I should've saved her
>>204091850Aliceposter?
>>204091000US general is fine. Though for tool boxes they're all about the same
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutton_cum_Duckmanton>British place names with “cum” in themLOL
>>204091424>>204091448I'm only watching it because of the orange man and bants. I like it because it's not scripted, they're really not saying anything you wouldn't expect them to say though. I think it works for his bants because that guy just kind of showed up out of nowhere if you don't pay attention to government shit. I wish cumama and herr valtz would go on too though just to see what it would be like
like 8 undergrad loopy plushes got on the bus back home today. they were all so slender and their skin was so smooth and perfect. the west caost is starting to grow on me
mlady mlady mlady mlady mlady
>>204091805Why is every house like 3 million dollars and looks like some shit I'd cook up in the sims?
>>204092004It’s a commuter town for New York financiers
>>204092004Can I pee in your mouth?
thats hot
tiger woods is a friend of mine
starving but Im too lazy to cook anything besides pasta
>>204092063I just ate a yuge tbone steak
Jason
>>204092060is he going to the freak off this weekend
amazon approved me for affirm even though capital one just rejected me for a credit card /blogpost
bocchi the rock
*unsubscribes*
I just spent $263,000
>>204092128What'd you spend it on
>>204092128That’s one expensive dildo
>>204092128why
I put the belt of my lawnmower back on and when I started it it flew off again kek
>>204092148It's made of solid gold and encrusted with diamonds and rubys
>>204092128are you the anon with a turbine in his garage
>>204092166encrusted with diamonds and rubys (for his pleasure)
>>204092153
>>204092178why would you want a turbine in your gayrage
>>204092153nigga it done snowed yessaday what u talmbout u need a lawnmowa fo
>>204092204This is me
>>204092222shut up whitey
>>204092250ayo nigga ain't nobody axed u yo dumass opinion ya hear???
>>204092209To turn gasolene or some other similar fuel into electricity, duh
>>204092248It's all of us, man. It's all of us
>>204092222The fine ethnic gentleman makes a solid point, backed up by digits
My new waifu
nope
>>204092298
>>204092298Lots of milk on this lass
theres 4 police cars outside (at 1AM) for 10 minutes and then they all just left without any noise
>>204092295kek
>>204092262just get some solar panels like normal people
business idea: free creampies
I told my wife that I love her,
>>204092209>powers generators, trains, planes, and boats>simple design and super reliable>could probably run on anything>>204092222pic related is me and I'm integrating into human society
>>204092352aight im listening
>>204092298That's a porn star name
>>204092369Why don't you post her tits for us to see?
>>204092352Boston creampies?
This computer model I made says that the world is going to end if you don't give me billions of dollars and unlimited political power.
>>204091997
>>204092453adios putos
holy shit your mother just died
>>204092453
doing inventions from 1910 out of a book but all of the videos are titled the same and one video is one invention. get pranked
I give up on the safety razor meme. It's tedious, has a significantly higher chance of fucking up my face, and only marginally cuts better than your typical Gilette cartridge razor.
i wish the milkman would deliver more milk
>>204092457
>>204092488i am the milkmanmy milk is delicious
>>204092488i would like some milk from the milkman's wifes tits
My name is Raj I am from New Delhi
milk truck arrive
>>204092526namaste raj bhai
>>204092526Saar…
made my first batch of pan seared brussel sprouts
milk
erm cum
>>204092628https://youtu.be/IICGZ7YOafshttps://youtu.be/IICGZ7YOafshttps://youtu.be/IICGZ7YOafs
>>204092571Good job buddy, proud of you
HE HATES IT
one Coke please. double paper straws, but make sure theyre both dissolved and melted into the straws packaging. make what dissolved them half the coke. make the coke come out of the cup by making the bottom of the cup out of the same paper the straws are made out of except it doesnt even have a hole in it. get coke all over me and my house through the bottom of the coke bottle you invented with your cardbox box bag you charge 15p for. drink half of the coke if you want to. and give me a water with half of my coke im on a diet and theres a sugar tax
>>204092689what
cum is vastly better without all the normies
make all of the plastic i use ever second-hand and ask me on the packaging to thank you for doing it to me. thank you for someone elses garbage that you melted down and then sold to me as my task to separate the cap from the bottom and then recycle it for someone else
for a gain for no one except peoples feelings about plastic waste or using it AKA that part where on the package they tell you that its second hand packaging melted down and then used to serve you instead of making new plastic and then make new plastic instead of using mine
what button would you press>your poops and farts are silent but they are the stinkiest in the world. if you poop the smell is permanent in the washroom and the smell follows you. but no one knows you did itor>your poops and farts have zero smell but you poop and fart extremely loudly and everyone can hear you pooping in the whole building
>>204092790kill myself
Id press the button that dumps canadian posters into an open volcano
>>204092793based
>>204092793no you have to pick one dude. you can't say that. choose one
>>2040927901i would sell my services on the black market as an untraceable olfactory terrorist and make millions
tfw no stoic therapist gf whom is blonde
>>204092790a)
literally in this case
>>204092836>>204092836>>204092836New
>>204092844shes cute >>204092847literally me
>>204092839what if in scenario 2 your farts were so loud that they were deafening to anyone in close proximity (but you are immune)
>>204092885then it's a toss-up
Just want a good timeBut here I'm here babyJust talk to me talk to meWhats on your mindIf you want it come and get itIt's all for youWhat you going to do
