secrecy edition
https://voca.ro/1dlqfXt5kBQ8
>>204268773hearts sub edition
>A stepmother accused of killing 10-year-old Sara Sharif was “possessed” like “someone has done black magic on her”, a court has been told.
Much more miserable and less productive in my hobbies and life since I got a gfWhoopsNot sure what to do
>>204268810is this better than the old format?
>>204268805not illegal is it!!
I burn the trash
>>204268818ah hates when that happens
>>204268831Oh diddums.
>Three men have been arrested in connection with a house explosion, which killed two people including a seven-year-old boy.>A man in his 50s and two men in their 30s have been arrested on suspicion of two counts of manslaughter and the production of cannabis, Northumbria Police said.>More than 120 people were forced out of their homes because of the blast.exploding cannabis. tragic but amazing things are happening in britain
>>204268840'no', might be good if only the top 8 went through
how does one get into the television industry? I've got an idea for an excellent, compelling television series based on a real life story. I just have no idea how to get it made.
>>204268818>>204268869Djinn brained
mmhmmdem yutes be slappin dem tingsss
hope i die in heroic circumstances
It's lit
>>204268932an hero?
>>204268917>I've got an idea for an excellent, compelling television series based on a real life story.
Does Stable Diffusion have any restrictions on the type of media you can generate?
NONCE ALERT
>>204268949um...
>>204268949'
>>204268949
>>204268949straight to thames valley's local constabulary
yh just outside fulham poo fr fr
>>204268947How do I contact Steve Coogan? Do I need a script first or just a story outline.
>>204268949What do you have in mind, lad?
>>204268959>>204268960>>204268964Just want to do pictures of Muhammad
>>204268976Yes, write a spec script and send it in to baby cow productions
>>204268976You may need to kidnap and torture Rob Brydon to learn Coogan's whereabouts
What books you lot reading then?
>>204268999they might just change the names of the characters and steal it
writing my script for a compelling series based on a real life storypic related
hahahaha wtf I've just found out that Big Mo is Gary Oldman's sister
Rorke's council estate white christian homestead
Listening to NERO instead https://youtu.be/r1ATFedwjnk
>>204268988Steamed prams
>>204269051Cheap and tackyA real WWI veteran would have been horrified
>>204269023Haven't read a book in yearsNot properlyThink I read 10 pages of a book about running about 6 months ago
might have an asmr wank
We dont actually know waht Mohammaed looked like so its completely useless to try and draw Mohammed if we dont know what he looked like at allBut Rorke is obviously too thick to understand
>>204269023Reading DuneRead Slaughterhouse five on holiday
>>204268805It's amazing how far shite music can get you.
>>204269074>A real WWI veteran would have been horrifiedCompletely baseless
>>204269081Why did muslims kill Charlie Hebdo then?
Me snacks
corr, me?shaggin' lasses arses in a legally consensual manner
>>204268831just gotta find that balance mate
>>204269109you'd be fucking fuming too if you were on year 37 of your nofap nobooze lifea powder keg waiting to go off - literally in the case of some of the muzzies
>>204269081The hadiths contain detailed descriptions of him
>>204269119indians over here will pretend the caste system was invented by britishers
>>204269114what kind of person just eats blocks of cheddar cheesedegeneracy
>>204269074>A real WWI veteran would have been horrifiedactually they were massive attention seekersits was WWII veterans who didnt talk about it
ah, hello laddos
>>204269074Agreed, it should be quiet Remembrance, not War Christmas for boomers who were born in the 50s>>204269102Cringe. I know they're on your side mate but you don't have to pretend to like itMy grandads both were in WW2 and didn't talk about the actual misery of it with us ever.
>>204268881obviously they were making hash oil
>>204268831ktim
>>204269119wtf is that in the back
>>204269145Literally nothing wrong with eating cheese you filthy smelly paki cunt
>>204269114fuck ive got no snacks and tesco closes in an hour
>>204269114grim
not really a snacker me
>>204269160yeah? fucking fat cunt?
>>204269152hash oil isnt explosive
>>204269148whats good my nigga
Disguised GP jailed for inheritance row poisoning>Thomas Kwan created a fake ID under the name Raj Patel to carry out the attack>A GP who disguised himself and injected his mother's partner with a poison in a row over an inheritance has been jailed for 31 years and five months.>Thomas Kwan, 53, was posing as a community nurse giving a coronavirus booster jab when he injected Patrick O'Hara, 71, with a toxin in Newcastle in January.>Mr O'Hara, who contracted a life-threatening flesh-eating disease which caused horrific injuries, previously told Newcastle Crown Court he had become a "shell" of himself.>Kwan, a wealthy doctor who lived in a large detached home in Ingleby Barwick with his wife and young son, was motivated purely by greed, Mr Makepeace said.>The doctor had installed spyware on his mother's computer years earlier to track her finances.>He was "obsessed" with money and was angry his mother Wai King Leung, also known as Jenny Leung, had created a will in 2021 granting her partner of 21 years a share in her Newcastle home, the court heard.
>>204269160eating cheese =/= swallowing a 1kg block of tesco's finest in one sitting
I think if I left my gf I'd be scared of dying aloneAnd how soft her skin isI just don't think she's my Lifelove. She's too robotic
>>204269151>My grandads both were in WW2Not WWI thenDone you
>>204269184the solvents involved in making it are
>>204269189what a storywho solved this one then miss marple
>>204269151WW2 wasn't miserable, it was banter
>>204269190It's not a 1kg block of tescos finest is it you fucking spastic it's 3 pissy little bits of cathedrial shitty
right, whatll it be
>>204269187not muchjust having a nice cup of teahad a fair few beers at the pub last night as one does
>>204269189>raj patelchinese ingenuity at work
>>204269189>The GP travelled to Newcastle the night before in a car fitted with false number plates and stayed at a nearby hotel under a fake name.>He was disguised behind a face mask and hat and had created a fake ID in which he had tanned his skin and wore a black wig with a false beard and moustache.>At the end of his 45-minute visit, during which he spoke with a broken Asian accent and carried out blood checks and health surveys, Kwan injected Mr O'Hara in the arm.>Mr O'Hara said he immediately felt an "excruciating pain" but his visitor told him that was a normal reaction, then left in a hurry.>The victim quickly became suspicious when Ms Leung said the visitor was the same height as her son.>Detectives also found evidence of a "back-up plan" which involved a fake charity sending free food and wine.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg7d5n2mj9o
>>204269135All their misdeeds could've been avoided if you guys had just colonized them harder
>>204269194not really fair to her if the only reason you're staying with her is because you don't think you can find someone else
I like the word Lifelove. If I ever make music again I might use it as a track name.
>>204269194>LifeloveReckon a bloke might be more your speed
>>204269224pinay for me
YOU PACK OF ABSOLUTE SPASTICS
>>204269260'ri redditmong
nonce making lifelove to his 12 year old girlfriendvile dogwhistle
feeling extremely mental health ladshelp
>>204269273Yeah, what?Sniff my finger
>>204269260>>204269265reminds me of chris chan always talking about his "heartsweet">>204269273oi righto what's up you then
>>204269287got the old low mood?
Might move to China
>>204269265Maybe It would be I have had gay sex
>>204269287>feeling extremely mental health ladswouldn't that be a good thing
>>204269287nurse, hot water bottle and a weighted blanket, stat
Tempted to get into politics, spend like 20 years as an accountant and then try to become an MP with Labour in like Norfolk or somewhere
>>204269320don't forget to join your local branch
Listening to Purity Ring https://youtu.be/Xqw4wo8vdY8
>>204269320you come off as unambitious, no offense. just the way you type.
>>204269319whats nurse and stat?
>>204269320being a lifelong backbencher with no further ambition sounds like one of the best work-pay ratios possible
>>204269320i'll be pm by thenyou'll be fetching my coffee and speech notes while ill be the king of parliament – that is, if youre lucky enough.
Tempted to get into politicsbut then i dont want to get banned
any of you lads ever been shanghai'd?
Joined my local branch, I'm now a pigeon
>>204269357As long as I get a pension, work less than 10 hours a week, get a fat cheque every month, and a basket of bribes and freebies during election season, I'll lick your arsehole clean after every poo if you want.
wonder what the world was like a hundred years agomental
remember when a poster here ran for ukip councillor in birminghamlol
Manchester has so much character
mental health has improved since I started my job even though I find it boring
>>204269082God I haven't heard slaughterhouse V mentioned in forever
>A "humiliating" school policy that forced children to carry lanyards identifying their learning disabilities at all times has been dropped after a backlash from parents.
>>204269194In what way is she robotic
>>204269421give em guns i say
>>204269407https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Free_Ride
>>204269440So much diversity too
Thoughts about changing your surname? Would like something unique, me. Far too many other Jones twats running around diluting my lineage.
Jack the Shitter.Would prowl the East-End slums of London, find prostitutes, shit on their chests, and run off without paying.
doing a read
>>204269470it's the perfect english city desu
>>204269471is it true jones is a welsh name?
>>204269454lol don't know why anyone thought that would be a good idea
>>204269492romanian win!
>>204269469that was a hundred and nine years agonot a hundred years agomong
>>204269492>romanians
>>204269500been there
got infowars on
leftypol this isn't you... put the knife down please...
>>204269471Have a fairly rare surname me
styx called the election map almost perfectly
>>204269534Is Mr Jones happy?
>>204269492need leftypol to explain to me the societal benefits of importing millions of muslims only for them to leech from the state and give nothing back
>>204269457Girl autism lelGets overstimulated in company Can't just have a night relaxing Can't hold a conve with other people
Kicking off in Tel-Aviv.
bounding about the house like spring-heeled jack, i am
>>204269520hundred years ago would have been right in the heart of the roaring 20sflying scotsman would have just had its inaugural runsprobably quite a hip and happening time as it were
>>204269548Genuinely disgustingly ugly women
>>204269508Yes
Rorke getting his Ph.D in Theoretical Physics at MIT at 27.
>>204269570One in the middle's a bloke
>>204269335saw them 12 years ago and met her
>>204269407You know what it was like though we have history books
>>204269572can you do the same for daviesheard that one's very welsh too
>>204269541What's its ranking in the world?
>>204269471Would change my surname to Beautyman or Godbehere or Wildblood
>>204269572which means i'm replying to a real welsh person
>>204269581>MITFOY
>>204269471something Norman like "de Rocquencourt"
Rorke MD
>>204269550Is this the same girl who cried because some girls in the smoking area told her to shut up?
>>204269596Think it's something like 40,000th most common
My names David HornycockChanged my name a while back
hoovering the gaff tomorrow
>>204269604Gordon Freeman I presume?
>>204269586What did she smell likeThey went off the deep end the other way due to COVID and cancelled their European tour, and even now wear masks performing at their US shows
>>204269627wahey
>>204269629no, it's livingstone
Sir Tights Under My Trousers
back from the pub had 5 pints of coors with dad
>>204269601I'm as Welsh as Leek and Daffodill soup
Gonna be 25 this month it’s so over. I’m old now
>>204269548These women are significant because of a podcast or something?
>>204269617>>204269617
>>204269642GOOD LAD
rorke esq.
going to my parents for dinner tonight but will be abstaining from wine
Lass at toil has the surname Barefoot and it gives me a stiffy every time I see her name
>>204269647oh rubbish
Use to know a girl with the surname Sourbutts. Think she ended up changing it to Rose in the end. A real shame.
>>204269633can't really remember probably juniper
Mad how people can just openly talk about assassinating leaders of their own country for some fucking reason with zero repercussions
>>204269676having a few cheeky lagers instead mate?
>>204269647Nah you're still young. You'll realize this in 5 yearsBUTyou should stack cash and take care of your body though
i come here to read posts by britburkas, not pozzstralians and certainly not irish "people"
>Afghan immigrant who fled to UK after Taliban came to power charged with sexually assaulting 14-year-old girl as she walked her dog
>>204269604couldn't have said it better myself!
>>204269688thought you said bum instead of butt
Know a girl called Tightpussy, just another unusual surname
>>204269716and what was the useless cunt of a dog doing? Just sat there wanking probably
>Sourbutts
cheeky pic b4 i go to bed
>>204269722would have had the same effect really
>>204269701cutting out alcohol until I get to 12% body fat
>When Donald Trump returns to the White House as US president in January, he could find himself behind a desk made in Kent.>The Resolute desk is one of six that presidents have the choice of. It was made at Chatham Dockyard from the Timbers of HMS Resolute, a Victorian ship that played a key role in the history of polar explanation.
Miss Moneypenny
>>204269737ah yes that's definitely flesh colored cat testicles body parts of some description
Had a lecturer at uni whose surname was BackshotsProfessor Nigerius Backshots
>>204269737wee bit invasive that
>16-year-old schoolgirl jumps to her death off Iranian rooftop after being 'threatened with expulsion for dancing without hijab'
>>204269647went on a huge improvement kick at that age but 3 years later i'm arguably even more of a loser. wish I went through this process at 20, failing when I'm so close to 30 hurts way more
>>204269756I think he's gonna choose one from IKEA
>>204269737so fucking peng
Moving to China
>>204269778
Mobile internet is so shit these days
Bird feeding scheme gets lottery cash to expand>A befriending service in Shropshire that uses bird feeding to tackle loneliness has received more than £19,000 in funding to help expand its services.>Feed the Birds, run by Shropshire Wildlife Trust, sees bird feeders installed in clients' gardens. A volunteer is matched with them and visits them once a week to chat and watch the wildlife.>The funding, from the National Lottery, will be used to employ a full-time member of staff, who will help recruit more volunteers among other duties.
Knew a guy called John Nigtard
>Ankle fractures ended Walsh's football career at the age of 22, in 1982.[8]
sir "boo!" shouter
>>204269796they've turned off 3g on my network and it's still shit
>>204269793Moving to your locationDont move.
I've been getting absolutely no Yous for the last handful of posts, and quite honestly, I understand.Theyve been really low quality and i hope to do better in future. Thanks.
>>204269754aha righto, fair enough turt
Rorke workshopping new racial slurs to write wiktionary articles for
>>204269825bro posting like a work performance review
>He has participated in Soccer Aid, a charity football match in which England takes on The Rest of the World, with teams made up of celebrities and professional footballers.[9] He helped England win the 2006 events as a player and the 2012 and 2016 events as a coach. Walsh made an episode for Soccer Aid in June 2022.
>>204269798genuinely a lovely little endeavour
reckon you'll be on the death squads in the 30s?
>>204269825I am grateful that you have decided to take steps to improve your posting quality and look forward to giving you (You)s for high-quality posts in the future
>>204269837Posting on brit is my second job. I'm paid with the kind humour and insight of the brit boys
>dead children
might still have some wine as dad might be on a mad one following the Trump win, he decided to turn into an American libtard in the last 4 years you see
Love trumps hate
>>204269845why not?
>>204269825good lad for the humility
>>204269810I think I know his sister's family, the Lynch-Nigtards
My teacher in Year 2 was called Mrs Gun. Whenever she came into the room someone would yell "SHES GOT A GUN" and we'd all hide under the table. She was about 60 - so she'd probably been dealing with that literally every day for about 40 years.
>child with cancer
Love trumps hate poos
>>204269798That's nice£19k ain't a whole lot of money I like feeding the birds and watering the plants
>woman raped
>>204269868>yankyou'll go to europe mate?
>Suzy Lamplugh murder suspect dies in prison
>>204269896why not?
Might take me another year to absorb the happenings of the last year
big fan of nuthatches me
>>204269846>>204269861good posts
I URGE you to embrace the sensibilities of the Sensitive Young Man
>child with cancer raped
I like feeling my turds and soiling my pants
>>204269902good lad, I'll meet you at Auschwitz
well, at least we know the right side won in 2024of course by that I'm referring to the Penrith Panthers winning their fourth consecutive NRL Premiership
Got a haircut booked for tomorrow. Look like a mong currently, doubt it can get much worse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust
>>204269925Alri spaki
>>204269925i'm the opposite, i love holding poo in my butt. please shit into my arsehole!
forgot to eat my viatmin d tabkettoday
>child with cancer raped by XL Bully with refugee status
>>204269914Do they have those in Australia?
>>204269942Women, back to the kitchen.Abortions, illegal.Gays, back in the closet.Interracial marriage, banned.Illegals, pack your bags.Trannies, back to the asylums.We are so back...
Men jailed after armed violence at kabaddi match>Police were called to a field in Alvaston in August 2023 where a Kabbadi tournament - a sport originating in India involving two teams - became the scene of a large, pre-planned fight.>Men from two rival groups took "firearms, knives, swords and bats" to the fight, where children were present, and a number of people were left injured.>Mr Bennett quoted one of the defendants as saying in a pre-sentencing report: "All I know is that it was involved Izzat [honour] from one of the parties."honestly?sovl. these lads are just picking up where football hooligans left off
>>204269939For me, it's the Poowong Paedos
>refugee raped to death by terminally ill child
>>204269962er dunnoyeah probably, birds fly don't they so reckon most types of bird are everywhere
>One million Irish people died over the course of the potato famine—nearly one-eighth of the country's population.
ah yes, the wonderful variety of australian birdscockatoosparakeetskookaburrasbin chickens
>>204269982
>>204269982>>204269961>>204269923
>>204270003forgot lorikeets mate
>>204269939>not playing the Club World Challenge this year so they can lose to Wigan again Cringe
>>204269982what
my favorite type of australian bird? the SHEILAS! wahey!
>>204270019who could forget lorikeets
I feel "Australian" so to speak, im working on immigrating there now as ive never really felt at home here
Today I feel... pongwongian...
>>204270028Yeah me too
I feel "Gay" so to speak
>>204270026The legendarily rare good yank post
>>204270022to be fair the season's the longest it's ever been and they have to be in vegas at the start of march, right around the time they'd be doing the world club challenge in the UK if they were to gothey're negotiating with wigan to play one some time next year though
When i get drunk I start finger my arsehole. Couldn't tell you why. I never do it when I'm sober, but get a few cans in me and I'll be lying in bed literally knuckle deep. It's weird.
>>204270026ahaha
>>204270028
Dead baby jokes are coming back like mini skirts
>>204270028good lad come on over>>204270038err... sorry mate looks like we're full
>>204270026The Sheilas are British though
>>204270061Fair play ladHave been aiming for a prostate orgasm myself at some point but I'd say I only try once every few months
only 2 party system i support is friday and saturday!
>>204270089BasedHaven't had a good party in about two years since I met my missus and my best mate had a kidFml
Being right-wing is too mainstream now. It's just cringe. I remember just a few years ago if anybody said "immigration should be stopped" or "trannies aren't women", people would be shocked and appalled and they'd ban them from every social media platform. Now, everybody agrees with them. 100,000s of upboats, likes and retweets.IMO we're moving back to 1980s style culture. The right will be the dominant force, the left will go back to being the edgy and provocative underground. Which means as a contrarian I am going to have to pivot to being a hardcore leftist. I have to maintain my street cred.
need an igor to pull levers for me
>>204270076ahaha
190 having a noncey melty about raped/dead children
>err... sorry mate looks like we're full
>>204270105swings and roundabouts matecan recall quite vividly in the wild-west internet days of the 2000s when being on the left usually meant you were the edgy and hip one
Really do quite enjoy sticking a finger in an ear and giving it a sniffSome primal urge there, apes probably did it as a health check
>>204270128Paradies, think of all the sandcocks and sand kangaroos i could build
>>204270105Shut the fuck up spaintwat lmao
>>204270138do the same but with my bum
>>204270104no good
>>204270133Yeah I remember that too. The Bush and Blair era. Back when supporting gay marriage or being an atheist was an extremely edgy and dangerous thing. We're going back to that I reckon.
>>204270105I'm a leftist but had a weird period where I voted for Brexit (not even from a leftist perspective, just for the banter)Hate Starmer, centrist wank
>>204270138do the same but with this lads bum >>204270149
>>204270149Vile cretin. The ear is one thing but the bum?
>>204270155No we're not. Caring about being edgy is something children are interested in. Are you going to regress to childhood?
walking on my knuckles and holding my legs in the air
mass immigration killed the contemporary left off and it's just never going to come back from that
>>204269965grim
>>204270195what do you mean
>>204270195At what point has the actual left been anywhere near the levers of power you spacka
>>204270170I'm just a lifelong contrarian, I can't help it.>was a communist at age 14, because i wanted to rebel against people who told me "communism can't work">became a tory at age 18 to rebel against the stereotype that "all young people vote labour">became a corbyn supporter at 20 because i went to a uni full of tory tarqs>became nationalist and anti-tranny in my mid-20s to rebel against the post-covid woke cultureLooks like my next evolution is to loop back to being commie again.I can't help it, I always have to rebel against what the normalfags are doing and must espouse ideals that absolutely freak them out.
had my buttocks replaced with big plastic spheres that rotate so i can roll around on me bum
>>204270195Neoliberalism is fucking the youf more and more and the only thing leftists actually oppose neolibs on is zionism
>>204270217Fascinating character spaino, looking forward to this one dying immediately lik the "you need to train" one from earlier
Doing what is so far a relatively mundane banal poo
>>204270215>the actual leftwaaah no true scotsman waaaaahh
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?
>>204270205their support for mass third world immigration despite the majority of the populace in every developed nation being against it made them lose legitimacy>>204270215>erm it wasn't real leftismyeah I'm sure the psychotic boomers that run fringe communist parties were staunchly against the mass browning
>>204269471Wouldn't mind taking on my mothers maiden name. I'm proud of my common Anglo-Saxon surname but my mothers maiden is far more interesting and rich viking name.
>no true scotsmanfor me, it's this one
>>204270253Low IQ take lad. You going to tell me Blair or Starmer were socialist?
Might move to Merriwagga (Australia).
might move to cuckf*eld
Women won't have sex with me
>>204270286They are left wing yes, don't care about your specific criteria for socialism
>>204270286by the same criteria you could say we've never had a true right winger in power
>>204270318you didn't even ask them, don't lie
Haywards Heath sounds like a euphemism for something
>>204270336what about the king
>>204270349>>204270349
>>204270105Always had some left wing and some right wing viewpoints and which part of me comes out in conversation depends who i'm talking politics with. Spineless slug you see, I prefer to get on with people and I tend to avoid politics chat.
