grimvember edish
i wanna suck some dick
>>204270349Lol hes not pleasedWonder how his fur feels
>>204270365The right-wing has a serious problem with closeted homosexuality
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing.
The London experience
>>204270372reckon he's furious haha
>>204270376Not really closeted in that case is it
>>204270365would shag all the white ones
>will never be the guitarist in a midwest emo bandits over
Not even had the heating on. Not had it on since March. I think this Autumn has been the most mild since I moved to England just over 6 years ago. Or maybe i'm just getting used to English weather.
>>204270372
>>204270418It's closeted in the sense that these same men will vehemently deny being gay and will come up with copes like "it's still straight if you're the top"Rightoids seem to be sliding back into an Ancient Greek view on sexuality.
>>204270365topping 5 twinks is crazy
>>204270437Fuck off spaki
>>204270446>Rightoids seem to be sliding back into an Ancient Greek view on sexuality.when you put it like that it seems based
>>204270446Bit rich coming from you spaino
>>204270446To be fair that was the standard until very recently.
to this day i don't know what makes something "left or right", politically speaking
>>204270458>spaki? my name is Gary
why cant i identify as a minority when whites are a very small % of the world pop
REVEALED: Top 10 Incels Women Should Be Having Sex With (But Probably Aren't)
Don't even know who I am anymore
>>204270504Worthless terms used nowadays only for branding and obfuscation
>>204270404kek just got it now
>>204270554commiemong?
>>204270504originally it wasleft = socialism, welfare, large state that takes care of its citizensright = capitalist, individualist, private enterprise, low taxesbut then fascism happened and it got all confused, with regimes taking bits from leftism and rightism but definitely not being a moderate/centrist/liberalnowadays they just effectively mean red team and blue team
Grim thread for normalfag deanos nd foreigners
It's weird I remember 2016 everyone was making facebook posts about the election, this time all I can see are simpsons and lotr "memes"
>on bumble>got 3 likes>2 trannies and a hambeast
>>204270512Start calling yourself a global minority, since now we're calling non-white the global majority.
>>204270587we invented the deano gimmick you spaz, toddle off back to britfeel now
>>204270587considering it's after midnight i'm actually surprised how the thread is 90% brits
>>204270596shag the fat chick ladcorr yeah big WOBBLY CELLULITIC THIGHS
>>204270546Never really known who I am. I've always felt like a background character when i'm around others. I don't really have interests or hobbies. I might be an NPC.
>>204270596Are the trans girls cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCagvr1lW8cOn Thotline Podcast, Angela talks about her crygasm experience with Manuel Ferrara
>>204270546It's kind of acting all the way down for everyone probably unless I'm just extremely mentally ill (I am of course)
>>204270654None of these words are in the Bible.
>>204270654Shan't be watching that
>>204270579thanks, that seems to make sense
Grim failed deanos nd their yank hanger on pets PEACE top shagger mongoloids
How do I source free or cheap alcohol?Mumberg and I maxxed out our EBT cards and went to the food bank while she was here and now I'm going to megabulk and feast like I'm in the halls of Valhalla.But I'm on unemploidment so...
>>204270705i'm gonna start posting on /britfeel/ just to spite you
>>204270695Good lad really
might goon to some twink on twink
>>204270589yeah everything's changedquite a bit darker this time around
>>204270705you almost certainly have more yanks than we do, r9k is yank central LOL
>>204270721shoplifting
>>204270741gangstalking depression
>>204270739Good lad really
>>204270695very "yeah the boys"ian encounter to be absolutely fair
>>204270749Seen too many black babymommas get sent to an early grave over that. Plus it's too easy..I want this to be an adventure of the mind, body and spirit.
>>204270686Akshully Manuel comes from Immanuel
how often do you actually see big spiders in australia? by "big" i mean wider than a couple of inchesi presume it's different for urban and rural living, but how different?
>>204270777make moonshinei don't know how, but surely you're smart enough to figure it outand it's an american tradition
>>204270721Mouthwash, soy sauce, tiramisu, chinese cooking wine, methylated spirits...
>>204270640One of them has a picture of their legs spread with their knob visible through their trousers
>>204270791not very often in urban areas and the suburbs were most people live
>>204270791Couldn't tell you
>>204270801No...not doing any tribeshit just to get drunk.I mean I have an app that pays you to buy booze but it's too far and I've never actually used it before and gotten paid..maybe some new brewery wants me to try their booze?Let's get creative and see if we can start a booze grifting podcast
>>204270812how often is not very often. monthly?i know you can straight up die if you get bitten by some snakes in the outback because you'll be too far from antivenom. seems like an awful place>>204270815wasnt asking you DICKHEAD
fucking MUGGY today
>>204270842I'll see maybe one big huntsman (not even dangerous) a yeardangerous australian wildlife is a complete reddit meme
>>204270842nah like maybe once every few years (you said bigger than a few inches)
>>204270800Sounds good, plus I have a beer making kit...but meh...mumberg made me throw out all my old oats and rice and stuff already. I'd rather just dumpster dive
>>204270859>dangerous australian wildlife is a complete reddit memeliterally
>>204270859>dangerous australian wildlife is a complete reddit memethat sounds like something a giant spider hungry for more anglo blood would say
need to get back to the gym me
Unironically listening to Evanescence Reminds me of being 14 and listening to it on my Walkman CD on the bus. Playing RuneScape after school and going to Games Workshop.
on an island in the sun...we'll be playing and having fun
>>204270904no one has died of a spider bite in Australia for like 40 years
>>204270914Yikes Kind of a whoreNot wife material Getting ick vibes
>>204270777get orange peels (or any fruit will do, even potato peels), bread, sugar, water, a coffee filter, plastic bottle and a condom. put the orange peels, some sugar, and bread in the plastic bottle. pour in water. put the cap on the bottle, shake it up. take the cap off, put the condom over the neck of the bottle. store the bottle in a cool dark space, can hide it in the back of your toilet if need be. it will take about 2 weeks to ferment. when the condom pops off the top then put the cap back on the bottle and shake it up again. then pour the liquid through the coffee filter into a drink receptacle. throw away the coffee filter and pulp, flush them down the toilet if you cant bin them but dont flush them all at once or it can clog. add some more sugar to the liquid and stir. you now have alcoholic fruit punch.
>>204270976odd post
>>204270978bro is drinking condom wine
>>204270926nothing wrong with a bit of nostalgia lad
>>204270904>that sounds like something a giant spider hungry for more anglo blood would say
>>204270978Based.Do you have specific measurements
>>204271017thanks
beer weather today
It's interesting. You kind of imagine that your posts are completely inconsequential and most of the time no one reads or remembers them, but every so often I will see an idea or opinion posted that clearly originated from something I had posted a while ago.
>>204271037know exactly what you're getting at, notice this myself sometimes too
>>204271037nah i'm an unmoved mover
>>204270978you spend some time in prison making toilet wine?
>>204271037I still remember somebody calling Kieran Trippier a "quadroon" on /sp/ lmao
>>204271037Can't rule out synchronicity
>>204271037yeah?
sometimes someone would repost a meme I made and I'd think to myself, why am I still alive? I should have killed myself by now
>>204271118get it wrapped into a tortilla and smothered in ketchup
>>204271151wouldn't make more sense to...kill them?
Without a doubt, the biggest dickheads on the road are:1) BMWs2) Audis3) Range Rovers4) Those retarded Porsches that look like Range Rovers (Especially when driven by a Woman)Why is this this? Do they have a test to make sure you're a complete bellend before they let you drive a BMW off the court?
>>204271202Siri bring up the demographics of BMW and Audi drivers
it honestly is a bit tragic what has been done to the once good name of the BBC, but then again, they brought it upon themselves
>>204271000its prison wine. getting balloons in prison is difficult but at a lot of prisons condoms are freely available to prisoners >>204271018na do it by eye, sniff, taste, and experiment. the higher the fruit sugar content the better. orange peels and apple peels are the preferred. not much bread is needed, its just for the yeast. incidentally if you want a smoke with it then a lot of places have schemes to help people quit smoking and will give out free cigarette patches. put a patch into a mug. open two tea bags and drop in the tea. put in just enough boiled water to submerge the patch and tea. leave it until the tea goes cold. filter the tea and place the filter on a radiator to dry it off. chuck out the used patch. when the tea has dried you can smoke it like a cigarette.
>>204270926>Playing RuneScape after school and going to Games Workshop.incredibly based
>>204271202>Do they have a test to make sure you're a complete bellend before they let you drive a BMW off the court?I assume so
>>204271201it would remind me that my only achievement are some 4chan memespepe the frog? that was me
/brit/(britain)(United kingdom)(England Scotland Ireland wales) discussion of the day "EBT cards"Howling
>>204271202>Those retarded Porsches that look like Range Rovers (Especially when driven by a Woman)Porsche Cayenne, like the pepper.
>>204271239>its prison wine. getting balloons in prison is difficult but at a lot of prisons condoms are freely available to prisonerswho uses connies in a prison
>>204270926bit of a sad story about this band. the guy who wrote all the songs that made them famous got cut from the band because amy lee friendzoned him or some shit. it was pretty early on so he barely made any money from it.
>>204271202i find audis significantly worse than BMWs personallyprobably because their main markets are>deano's first "fast car"and>rajeet's first "expensive car"both of whom are the worst drivers on the roads
>>204271202Going 60mph in a BMW feels like going 30mph in a Nissan and they lose all car empathy after a while. If they learned how to drive a BMW or the like at first, it's over for them. They'll be dickheads until they crash hard enough. Applies to truck size too, we have the same problem here but instead of range rovers they drive f150s.
>>204271308I hate these fuckers so much. They take up so much space, you can't see around them, probably wastes more fuel, and they don't even have more space inside, what's the fucking point. Also they paid money for a Porsche except it's shit. Literal retard car.
>>204271321the only people who buy german cars here are wogs who want to pretend they're rich
Are there more German cars or Japanese cars in the UK? Are there more American autos or British?
>>204271310poofs. there is plenty of queer sex in prisons and quite a bit of hiv. despite popular culture depictions prison rape is actually rare in the UK. its mostly consensual gay sex and use of condoms is encouraged.
90% of the german car market in australia is chinks, wogs and real estate agents
>>204271202You need money to buy those cars, and people with money look down on everybody else
>>204271349yeah they are a status symbol and driven almost exclusively by women
>>204271382mercedes do decent vans but i always pick jap cars for my personal vehicle
Going to shower team
bed soon
>>204271321Good post
>>204271394they're not much more expensive in the used market
>>204271366https://motorway.co.uk/sell-my-car/guides/most-popular-cars-in-the-ukhere you go matebritish cars literally don't exist anymore
My posts are not meant to get (You)s, they're meant to garner and encourage deeper thought.
FUCK YOUR HONDA CIVIC I"VE A HORSE OUTSIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYcPrsoNd28
Idaho seems like the most beautiful state
>>204271504bold claim
>>204271466Had never heard of Vauxhall until todayIt's something, at least, that a British company is in second-placeI absolutely expected Germany and Japan to be ahead of any American company
>>204271504for me, the most beautiful state is new south wales
still giggling at this
>>204270546I just look at my driver's license to remind me
>>204271504Can't be as nice as Sussex.
>>204271502me when i want to poo in the jungle and my old poo looks like someones stepped on it
>>204271528>Had never heard of Vauxhall until todaythen you've clearly never heard the album "Vauxhall and I" by Moz Morrisseyget amongst it asap
>>204271504I like Hawaii and California
>>204271564Listening to it right now.
>>204271576good lad
>>204271550ahahah
>>204271528It's owned by GM isn't itIt's about as British as Holden is Australian
here in london,home of the brash, outrageous and free
Pooing out me arse
>>204271673just did that a moment ago myself
>>204271673not very hygienic of you
SICK DOWN TO MY HEARTTHAT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES
Dark out...
>Sourbutts
Most beautiful state is Alaska.EW fact: she has the Alaskan flag hanging from her bedroom wall
>>204271763ok lad
>>204271763show us your paws lad x
>>204271763not the only thing that's going to be hanging in your room one day
>>204271743Um you live in Australia so it should be day time.>>204271778Not a "lad"
Mumberg getting increasingly insistent I "do something about the garden"
>not the only thing that's going to be hanging in your room one day
>>204271796she wants you to fertilize it with your remains
alri
>>204271814She wants lawns mowing, hedges cutting, weeds removed and the soil all dug over
>she wants you to fertilize it with your remains
>>204271064
>>204271816now that the states won't exist anymore we can finally get the European Federation started and supersede China as the number one world power
need this humidity to FUCK OFFair’s so boopin’ thick it’s like breathing in soup
>>204271880you don't own a dehumidifier?
>>204271887the air outside is what’s humid
>need this humidity to FUCK OFF>air’s so boopin’ thick it’s like breathing in soup
>>204271905I bet he's thinking about soup alri
Might sleep soon. Don't know.
>Might sleep soon. Don't know.
Accidentally cut a little piece of my pinky finger off on a door somehow
>>204271954pics or didn't happen
HahaLe Bradley post :)Haha look it bradley it man off telly haha it funny faceHaha it meme look it bradley post xDD so random xDDDDD
>>204271954when i was a kid i trolled my family by doing this on nye 1999 and making them take me to the hospital
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein%E2%80%93Gordon_equation
>>204271935maybe you can sleep tonight and won't be kept up by your sister shagging her bf loudly ;)
Might give boardwalk empire a cheeky watch
>>204271796That is a very Mum thing to say
sir man shagger
French bein shaggers Lol>>204270680
>>204272048if my cat ever listened to jay dyer i would stomp it with my foot
stompy stompy get yer little stompies out!
Trump won, now I have the legal right to ass rape as many british men as possible.
>>204271905I’m quite a slender individual actually
Any elfbar man in
>>204272097Fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>204272097you picked the wrong flavors
>sunflower lanyard
>>204272097heheh
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwI3GMKghAM
>>204272137very cruel of you considering your myriad of supposed disabilities
>>204272129Blueberry is my fav 1 imo. U don't agree?>>204272137Wouldnt leave the house w/o it
>>204272178What's your hidden disabilities?
>>204272178avatarfagging gaylord
>>204272171Nah bro there's like chemicals from the factory and stuff in itnow it's on your junk
>>204272194He's Scottish
>>204272171good lad
>>204272097Runt bars
Absolutely need to know more about Darth Plagueis, his back story and why he is the way he is. What made him the Darth Plagueis we see today
>>204272194Autism spectrum disorder it miss understood nd unpleasant I would work all my life If I dnt jave hidden disability
strange lookin fella
>>204272238Just because you're a freak doesn't mean you're autistic. They should do brainscans to diagnose autism based on abnormal brain structure instead of diagnosing every fat retard who stinks of shit with it.
no more be grieved at that which thou hast doneroses have thorns, and silver fountains mudsand loathsome canker, lives in every bud
More than a million blog posts are made in this general DAILY. So surely the numbers are wrong.
>>204272269Who's your favourite sith?
loser
any gibbymooers?
does the word 'gasoline' sound funny to british ears?
>>204272274Indian sexoName?
>>204272274for every indian woman 33 indian men enter the UK
dringing pembsi
>>204272350v. grim
>>204272296Yes>>204272254I respect ur poijt of view bt I don't stink of shit I shower every day. I understand what ur saying tho bt that's my hidden disability.
had a tizzy and marked my gaijin account for deletion and now they're taking forever to respondwill be bummed if they don't get back to me within the week it takes for accounts to get deleted
hawk tuah spit on that thang
Can I post in here while I polish off these Stellas ? Its allowed? Or no?
proprano LOL
>>204272366not sure what you’re talking about here lad
>>204272433did he just
Wonder how Ron Perlman is doing after the news
>>204272454was he just
How did I do last night?
>>204272388yea you're good
My car broke down and got towed the other day and they haven't told me what happened to it and I'm too anxious to make a phone call
well it’s aaaaaalrightridin’ around in the breeze
>>204272486get on the bloody phone mate
>>204272486Who do you actually have to call
>>204272510needs to find out what’s happened to his car doesn’t he
3 am in britainreal jf hours
>>204272516good-o
>>204272476Thx ladI just in my feelings atm thinking about ***** on her bday
>>204272510the company that provides the roadside assistanceActually I called them and he transferred me to some guy and it went to voicemail and I hate leaving voice messages so I gave up
I'm smiling but I'm not actually happy am I?
might start a cultso many disaffected people desperate for human connection these days it would be easy
>>204272492
>>204272558is this the cunt that's basically the EU equivalent of kylo ren?
>>204272546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91hNV6vuBY
>>204272575would say that’s a silly idea but the amount of people that willingly fall into cultish groups these days leads me to no longer write them off
>>204272575How would you go about doing it?
luckily religion protects me from being seduced by cults
Who is the most evil man alive?
***** got 2 weans now. Maybe i should grow up too. She marry some oily med mong that looks like oily med mong version of me. Makes U think. Neway I try 2 be the bigger man bt am drinking my stellas @ 2am. Nd its notnthe ***** I remembered. What happened. Bt I keep it2 close my chest. ***** got 2 weans now. Bt on this November night I drawing down the moon. Nd I feel the presence whether i wanrb2 or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxQdXuuqLN4
>>204272575>desperate for human connectionFamous cult leaders like Jim Jones or Charles Manson, part of their method was taking people out into the middle of the desert/jungle etc. and cutting them off from the outside world. made brainwashing and controlling them easier
I ate chicken and mesclun and corn and onions and avocado and tomato and feta and parsley and now I'm munching peecans and pensi !!!!!
>>204272665don't know if manson or jones did this but i'd probably also give them lots of drugs (primarily psychedelics)
>>204272642I can't answer, I can't answer that
Kenny blimboblombo leaddr of tory party steal my elfbars
>>204272658blog on back to britfeel you freak
bitches don't know bout peecans and pensi
It was USA.
catyank do you actually know this information by heart or are you just paraphrasing the wiki
>>204272701leon kennedy lookin ass nigga
>>204272665that's what daddy did to me lol
getting tired now
When do we do it?We do it 2moroWe do it 2moggoWe do it 2moromoggoI dont doit today no no NOI do it 2moZzomoggo
Personally, I think that Trump just likes to hear himself talk
***** doesn't think about me ever. Bt it won't stop me sending electromagnetic waves.
>>204272658blog onfuck off
big wobbly buttocks
>>204272852Blog on my beanpipe down ur throat wee lad
>>204272869um
>>204272869Fuck off.
Looking at my uni grades from second year and they're all fucking appalling. I legitimately can't understand how I flopped them all so badly.
my manager just posted a rorke meme in the work chatthe fire rises
dire thread
>>204272902did he post "it's over for rorke, pic related" and the no pic?
Owning property will become a novelty
>>204272922no he posted a seething wojak/smug pepe regarding the us election
>>204272933neat
>>204272902>>204272933give it a rest 190you posted this before
***** hubby will b saying happy bday 2moz
>>204272949ex-squeeze me??
>>204272956seek help
Me and my parents voted for T-dawg
Next month is the 20 year anniversary of KOTOR 2.
KOTOR 2 is the best game of all time.
arse feels suspiciously wet after farting...
i'm rorke
lolhttps://x.com/dawnmoer/status/1854342858553098638
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GoI-obsuJME
might drive to mcdonalds and get a family feast and then sit in my car scranning the lot
I don't click on twitter links.
Any chigen nuggy man in
>>204273130filtering you now bye
dringing rugging algohol
want to become a private detective, stalking people for a living sounds like fun
Chicken tendies is in the ovenU want some U want bbq sauce
Sleepy time. Good night frens.
>>204273120bloody hell shes going absolutely loopy
went on a diet and ended up doing loads of drugs instead ahahaha
da isobroble agohol
>>204271763my home state <3
>>204273133Never reply to me mong
mental how badly I mindraped him
anyone know when they start the black friday sales?
>>204273243if i told you that, i'd have to kill you
I traumatised by **** this yr. In June I was traumatised by **** that will last for 100,000 years. Britfeel ppl dnt even realise how traumatised I was. My anus horribikiw so 2 speak. Nd ppl didn't understand my sadness last ten thousand years. God forgive me am the most sad on the planet earth.
>>204273243november 29th I'd imagine
I lost my smile. I will be suffocated by sadness in Dante's hell for ten thousands yrs. Nd **** already moved on. Its not right. Jts right. I lost my smile. Look what she did 2 me. I crucified on orders of ****.
ibba binbel
>>204273298Nah they start it earlier like a week or two before I'm pretty sure
>Found a picture of you-ooh>Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh>They were the happiest days of my life...
leftists are fucking insane
>>204273329
next person to post is gay
>>204273329I've been given hope by these election resultsWestern society might collapse into a weird mix of cosmopolitan third worldism in 15 years instead of 10
>>204270349corr propa good kittingtonshire dissfink need a new threadingtonberg-on-avon thoughbeit
Alright pre 1900, what time period are you going back to that you'd have to stay in for, hmm, 20000 years
>>204273356has been happening has it
I missed the shock
>>204273363fucking bendr
>>2042733681899
>>204273376>>204273376>>204273376
>>204273371>witches robbing men of their vital essenceSeen this quest in Morrowind
