it us weird lads
why do australian males have such an abhorent sense of personal grooming?
sudden need to shit at 11pm
got the sph joi ON
catholic priests are all gay and or pedophiles
>>204273324well then it's not black friday because black friday is the last friday in november
>>204273397bit racyis
Woke mob is finished trumps gonna put them in prison
>>204273386They're fellow incelsIt's fucking ROUGH out there
>>204273386no one taught me how to do it
the keys...my precious keys...
>>204273386Peak Metro
Alright pre-1899 then. Can't be 1899, has to be pre-1899. And it can't be January 1899
>>204273405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc
>>204273428mad how zoomer roidmonkeys would call this small nowadays
>"/brit/">entire thread is just yanks nd ausmongsStill need a minute 2 get used to this
>>204273455trot off to bed then anime freak
How many groundhog days in a row would you need to go back to 9/11 and stop all the planes hitting the buildings. It'd seem nearly impossible given the early morning hours and needing to gain access to military high command.... you'd think, I think in 4-5 goes I could do that.
>>204273443Sam Sulek fucking did them in, entire generation lost to roiding 10-20 years too early
>>204273463Fuck off nd get bit by a spider ozzy freak
https://youtu.be/zCbj8mBueQM
>>204273472He's done you
>>204273479Hooters wouldn't even let such trash slags in the front door
A man from Scotland says he has landed his "dream job" in a lighthouse on a remote Australian island.Sandy Duthie from Aberdeenshire is now the keeper on Gabo Island, off the Victoria coast.He spends half the year on the windswept outpost with mainly only a colony of penguins for company.There are more seals than people and whales like to make a splash nearby.Documents suggest Sandy is the latest in a line of Scottish caretakers in the island's history.
Mummy said if I said thats the answer then that's the answer
Are ARM laptops still a meme or is x86 finished in that market?
>>204273504I will follow in his footsteps
Nd that's the bottom lineBc mummy said so
>>204273520macbooks aren't a memewindows arm laptops are
>>204273504gayboy island lol
>>204273326what is that other song he covered
Should I go try and shag an old widow at a store I infrequent lads
>>204273520ARM yourself with a clue next time you post yeah
>>204273539will buying a macbook make me a shagger?
>>204273554it will not
i say this every night, every day, every afternoon and it's so true
overateffs i knew i would regret it at the time but i was like"fug it"
Why am I such incel?
The entire UK is systemically racist against autists. We need mo programs nd shiet
>>204273631>yank>frog-poster>insane >annoyingit’s a real mystery ‘pal’
discovered this youtube channel of some yaank just day drinking cider and smoking obscure cigarettes in random placespropa weird arse shidd diss buy kinda comfy
I will convert 2 Palestinian soon bc they treatment me like a N-WORD ass it is(can i say? I mena ""n word")
>>204273564damn it
Think it would be nice to be braver and tougher mentally and physically and more principled and secretly gay but never showing anyone and violently repressing it and then having it come out in an advanced stage of elderly dementia at an event commemorating my life and military service and it being an enormous scandal that very powerful but principled people keep secret for hundreds of years until the culture decides it was nothing to be ashamed of in the first place
>>204273650Youtube can be priddy epic
Bc am white autist they treat me like N words should be treated. I convert 2 Palestinian.
SN needs genuine help but i think hes too far gone at this point
fuck off
this is my life today
I want 2 be in Millport w/ *****. I don't want 2 be here anymore.
Its funny and all laughing at people who cry about Liam Payne dying but its only a matter of a decade or two until thats going to be the same for all celebs i actually feel for Maybe not enough to cry but it will be bit depressing
>>204273386hello ladif you're referring to the mullets and moustaches, I'd kindly remind you that trend is prevalent mostly in melbourne and select inner-city suburbs of sydney
>>204273730please, drop the trip and post like a normal person or fuck off
>>204273376god bless em' the lads are doin the thingjumpin around goin crrazy
>>204273768the so called mullet and moustache trend is dead in Sydney
https://vocaroo.com/1ooWfvMgt3WC
>>204273784indeed, I think the British lad's information is out of date anywayaside from marrickville of course
>>204273752it's not funny to laugh at people who crynot funny to lose your humanity
>>204273784once the NRL players got haircuts a year or two back I knew it was finally endinghate mullets
>>204273771Sorry are we in /sweden/? Or are you trespassing in MY brit thread? Fuck off Never reply me 2 again dumb scandi cunt how dare u even be in this thread at all foreign cunt. Fuck right off telling me to do anything ever. Thx
Don’t buy a narrowboat
>>204273804it's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hateit takes strength to be gentle and kind
>>204273649>bro said all that
Adam go to bed
>>204273814why not
been referring to everything before 2016 as "the before times"everything since then feels like a weird tangent universe that hopefully can't sustain itself and will collapse in on itself and we'll all wake up 8 years ago with no memory of anything like in donnie darko
>>204273831It’s cold and shit and there’s too many of us cunts already doing it. Why just yesterday I had a cute woman that works part time as a blacksmith and bartender ask if she could have my tiller pin (it’s an anvil). We agreed to a trade if she can find one as cool. Ridiculous and far too comfy. Go away
>>204273848what on EARTH are you on aboutdo you live on the canals or some such
caught somewhere between being a normie and being a terminally online freak, as a result i've alienated all of my friends from both ends of the spectrum
>>2042738382020-24 felt like one long yearthe 2016-now era has just been this bizarre populist upheaval, and it keeps being elongated so that the body politic can't move on
>>204273856off to the pub with you ASAP
>>204273874too fucking hot today to go anywhere, i'm sat in my air conditioned smelly bedroom drinking cider
>>204273814now THIS is british culturesomething very unique which we did not inherit
>>204273890yeah it is a bit muggy isn't it
>>204273814my mum is absolutely obsessed with narrowboats she wants to go to the UK and live in one for a bit
imagining an australian canalboat scene
David LammyPrime Minister
>>204273814If the boat's a rocking don't come DOCKING. No, haha that's insensitive. No, I won't hit post.
>>204273905why's that lad
Swedish faggot doesn't know what Millport is. Ye no shit u dont.Go have a look on /svensk/ nxt time. NEVER reply 2 me dictating terms if you're foreign. U don't know Millport so just shut the fuck up nd move on. NEVER reply 2 me as a foreign mong dictating terms. Play nice or get the fuck off my Internet. Its really that simple.
feel like there's only so many more times i can get sloshed before my liver packs it in, reckon i'm down to 9 or 10 lives
wahey
>>204273919she's just a maritime woman always loved boats her
the sailor said brandyyou're a fine girlwhat a maritime woman you would bebut my life, my love and my lady,is the canal
>>204273932most of the new evolutions they added later to old pokemon look shit
>>204273927Peak drinking for me, I started basically blacking out after 5-6 drinks
>>204273945*record scratch*
The pathetic cock sucking try hard aus poof poster what a sad sad creature. Always finds some way to inject themselves into the conversation, one person brings up narrowboats, all of a sudden his mums a narrowboat enthusiast.
>>204273958maybe his mum is a maritime boat enthusiast
>>204273958you know it’s normal for people in conversation to try and look for things they have in common with each other right lad
>>204273958weird little freakazoid slug of a man you are
one could argue that i'm a better driver when i'm drunk because the alcohol calms my nerves and makes me less likely to panic and make poor decisions
why doesn't asking girls on dating apps if I can creampie their tits work?
afternoon ladsbeer weather today
>>204274017don't pretend you just got here
blud is swedish
No fap,? No thanx!
>>204274020and hello to you too lad
Oh, 5-6 drinks yeah? Ha, yeah. Quite the boozer. I used to have 10 dollars in my pocket for the next 2 days and buy unfiltered cigarettes and the cheapest pints of whiskey I could and get hammered instead of eating and then I'd eat newspaper and cut little scraps off my shoes and fry them to get over the hangover the next day. Weighed about 165 American pounds then.
>>204274017mm beer
>>204273958>>204274020what crawled up your bumhole this morning lad
>>204274043i'm the second lad, i'm not mad, you just told me to go to the pub a few minutes earlier with the same posting style and now you're acting like you've just dropped in, unless it's a coincidence
>>204274050you think there's only one pub poster?think for a second
>>204274050love love LOVE the pub me
>>204274050>the singular australian pubposter
>>204273863>>204273838Only 4channers think this way
>>204274066my mates don't post here and they tend to agree with the 2020-24 thing
quite literally only post on /brit/stopped bothering with the rest of this site a long time ago
What got the ausdogs all riled up?
>>204274076bit humid out
>30 and sunny tomorrow in SydneyI'm thinking pool, I'm thinking iced latte, I'm thinking pub
is there a name for that phenomenon where someone is forced to dig their own grave at gunpoint and they do it even though they know full well they're just going to be shot when they're finished but they still choose to spend their last moments doing hard manual labour?
>>204274090GOOD lad
can’t believe australians have to wait an extra two months for Paddington 3 to hit cinemasit’s an outrage
>rtx 5090 will cost 8k in Australia SICK OF IT
>>204274092should have used the shovel on the guy holding them at gunpoint
>>204274090not a bad shout
>>204274102>>204274107that's it lads, let it out
>>204274108not talking about a specific instance, this scenario happens all the time during wars and in the criminal underworld, and i'm sure some of them have tried to attack with the shovel, but any smart hostage-taker is going to keep a safe distance and their gun ready
Swedish cunt telling me, me.THE QUEEN. About having a tripcode. AS IF ur even entitled 2 read my postsn2 begin with. Pro tip. FILTER ME ND FUCK OFF 2 /SWEDEN/ OR WHATEVRR THE FUCK U IRRELEVANT SCANDI FAGGOT. NEVER reply i said NEVER EVER reply 2 a NATIVE brit aboit fuck off this or fuck off that how about u fuck off 2 Stockholm nd get beheaded by Ahmed prick. How DARE you ever tbink u can talk to me like that. Get Stockholm syndrome ndnfufk off faggot. Irrelevant foreign country faggot never ever reply to a brit like that ever again.
Ay someone get sweden back in here ahahaha 200
sometimes i pretend to be ignorant on certain topics and let gfberg explain them to me so she can feel like she's clever
Bork bork choke on ur meatballs nd fuck off cunt
200 Ay grab my man sweden and get him back in here ha
>>204274092"dragging it out" is the term for it
wish the schizos and 80IQ americans would bugger off and stay buggered off
You boys are crazy I'm out of here man 200
>>204274013reminds me of the boy in middle school who was my "friend" and apparently had a crush on me and would always try to make me laugh and tell me I was cute but then would also say "I want to titty fuck you"and when I was creeped out and didn't want to be around him anymore he turned into an angry little proto incel
>>204274116Your know what else really grinds my gears? When you go to Coles or Woolies AND THERES NO FUCKING ROAST CHOOKS LEFT
>>204274152very true
Remember early AIM and IMs and all that and how cool it was at first, it's crazy how much that ended up derailing everyone's lives
>>204274121lol, lmao
>>204274168remember when yanks fucked off and stayed fucked off
pokemon go to the pub
>>204274168i got groomed in a chat room by a 40-something year old woman in the 00s, would've loved to see her appear on to catch a predator
swedes > tripfagssomeone had to say itand I had to wait for the 15 minute timer to post this so I don't want any backchat
mental how wild-west the internet used to beand we were all just roaming on it none the wiser
>>204274183ahaha
>>204274184How groomed are we talking? Was in all kinds of 18+ chatrooms when I was 12-13 and didn't know what anything meant
>>204274190>and I had to wait for the 15 minute timer to post thisfair enough
>>204274190almost anyone > tripfags, in all honesty
>>204274194I'm a 'zoomer and I never really got to experience the "internet". Sharing files via ftp, forums being more common, centralisation being less common, IRC, torrenting being more widespread etc. all sound cool. And yeah, I'm aware that torrents and IRC are still a thing.
>>204274178Don't like it get the fuck out my thread foreign mong
>>204274194phpBB forums...
>>204274227Assumed younger generations would be extra savvy on those lines, that's interesting
This jen, is my cock
>>204274246I'm not good with computers in the sense that I can program, but I'm not retarded enough to not know what a root folder is, oh hell, what a folder is.
>>204274151CockteaseGet your chebs out for the lads
>>204274265Got a mate who works in IT
Gloomtube has started streaming on YouTube again after two and a half years away. Chuffed to bits. Hope he sticks around.https://www.youtube.com/live/ys-gSZgvJwc?si=gTKHqvYxqnRyBf-l
>>204274013creampie is cumming in a vag
>>204274280That's why it's funny and charming I'm a shagger, you see
>>30 and sunny tomorrow in Sydney>I'm thinking pool, I'm thinking iced latte, I'm thinking pub
>Raygun quits competitive breakdancingF
>>204274253Rewatched Jen the fredo a couple of days ago. Still brilliant.
recently found out one of the youtubers i liked died of alcoholism when he was only like 27-28, was wondering why he hadn't uploaded in ages, grim
I have sex >/brit/:...With girls?>/brit/:OHHH
>>204274300Erm I think you'll find it's spelled Reagan and he was a US president not a competitive breakdancer.
NEW FINDhttps://old.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/top/
Wearing my Sikh turban again
>>204274308Grimmed. Say his name
>>204274326mitten squadbe forewarned before looking him up, he was a VERY weird-looking guy, funny though
Yank McGee's guide to eating ass (you can thank me later)>Asian girls Zero hesitation, you have virtually no chance of smelling poo. Asian girls keep their assholes *exceptionally* clean. The gold standard of butts, if you will. >White girlsTake normal precautions and be sure to look first. If it's brown, turn her down.>Hispanic women Exercise extreme caution. With Latina butts you are betting the farm on an amazing experience, but God help you if you come up short.
walked past a lad who was short and fat and balding earlier, wonder what it's like to get mogged by the likes of me
>>204274346You need to stop looking in the mirror mate
>>204274360you murdered that bloke
I abainded rbis niemaksf thread
Can faintly hear my neighbours alarm go off every weekday morning at 7:16am. I wonder how he decided on 7:16. As good a time as any I guess. Maybe he was aiming for 7:15, went a minute over and just said fuck it I'm not holding the button down to get back round to 7:15.
Do U nn9w corinthians 13
>>204274402alri dee dee
what the fuckwhy has /gif/ removed the archive button fuck's sake there was a thread i wanted to wank too that hit bump limit
limmy so cute I would eat him like a little fairy cake
>>204274402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE
Did the anti spam measures inadvertently prove that this site had a staggering number of bots or did people just not bother returning to this place even for a quick shitpost because of the new measures?
How mentally healthy are you?Reckon if I had to put it in fitness terms I'd be an olympic bodybuilder.
>>204274514emaciated and wheelchair-bound
