why do australian males have such an abhorent sense of personal grooming?

sudden need to shit at 11pm

got the sph joi ON

catholic priests are all gay and or pedophiles

>>204273324
well then it's not black friday because black friday is the last friday in november

>>204273397
bit racyis

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>>204273386
They're fellow incels
It's fucking ROUGH out there

>>204273386
no one taught me how to do it

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the keys...my precious keys...

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>>204273386
Peak Metro

Alright pre-1899 then. Can't be 1899, has to be pre-1899. And it can't be January 1899

>>204273405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc

>>204273428
mad how zoomer roidmonkeys would call this small nowadays

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>"/brit/"
>entire thread is just yanks nd ausmongs
Still need a minute 2 get used to this

>>204273455
trot off to bed then anime freak

How many groundhog days in a row would you need to go back to 9/11 and stop all the planes hitting the buildings. It'd seem nearly impossible given the early morning hours and needing to gain access to military high command.... you'd think, I think in 4-5 goes I could do that.

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>>204273443
Sam Sulek fucking did them in, entire generation lost to roiding 10-20 years too early

>>204273463
Fuck off nd get bit by a spider ozzy freak

https://youtu.be/zCbj8mBueQM

>>204273472
He's done you

>>204273479
Hooters wouldn't even let such trash slags in the front door

A man from Scotland says he has landed his "dream job" in a lighthouse on a remote Australian island.

Sandy Duthie from Aberdeenshire is now the keeper on Gabo Island, off the Victoria coast.

He spends half the year on the windswept outpost with mainly only a colony of penguins for company.

There are more seals than people and whales like to make a splash nearby.

Documents suggest Sandy is the latest in a line of Scottish caretakers in the island's history.

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Mummy said if I said thats the answer then that's the answer

Are ARM laptops still a meme or is x86 finished in that market?

>>204273504
I will follow in his footsteps

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Nd that's the bottom line
Bc mummy said so

>>204273520
macbooks aren't a meme
windows arm laptops are

>>204273504
gayboy island lol

>>204273326
what is that other song he covered

Should I go try and shag an old widow at a store I infrequent lads

>>204273520
ARM yourself with a clue next time you post yeah

>>204273539
will buying a macbook make me a shagger?

>>204273554
it will not

i say this every night, every day, every afternoon and it's so true

overate

ffs i knew i would regret it at the time but i was like

"fug it"

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Why am I such incel?

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The entire UK is systemically racist against autists. We need mo programs nd shiet

>>204273631
>yank
>frog-poster
>insane
>annoying
it’s a real mystery ‘pal’

discovered this youtube channel of some yaank just day drinking cider and smoking obscure cigarettes in random places

propa weird arse shidd diss buy kinda comfy

I will convert 2 Palestinian soon bc they treatment me like a N-WORD ass it is(can i say? I mena ""n word")

>>204273564
damn it

Think it would be nice to be braver and tougher mentally and physically and more principled and secretly gay but never showing anyone and violently repressing it and then having it come out in an advanced stage of elderly dementia at an event commemorating my life and military service and it being an enormous scandal that very powerful but principled people keep secret for hundreds of years until the culture decides it was nothing to be ashamed of in the first place

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>>204273650
Youtube can be priddy epic

Bc am white autist they treat me like N words should be treated. I convert 2 Palestinian.

SN needs genuine help but i think hes too far gone at this point

fuck off

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this is my life today

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I want 2 be in Millport w/ *****. I don't want 2 be here anymore.

Its funny and all laughing at people who cry about Liam Payne dying but its only a matter of a decade or two until thats going to be the same for all celebs i actually feel for
Maybe not enough to cry but it will be bit depressing

>>204273386
hello lad
if you're referring to the mullets and moustaches, I'd kindly remind you that trend is prevalent mostly in melbourne and select inner-city suburbs of sydney

>>204273730
please, drop the trip and post like a normal person
or fuck off

>>204273376
god bless em' the lads are doin the thing
jumpin around goin crrazy

>>204273768
the so called mullet and moustache trend is dead in Sydney

https://vocaroo.com/1ooWfvMgt3WC

>>204273784
indeed, I think the British lad's information is out of date anyway
aside from marrickville of course

>>204273752
it's not funny to laugh at people who cry
not funny to lose your humanity

>>204273784
once the NRL players got haircuts a year or two back I knew it was finally ending
hate mullets

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>>204273771
Sorry are we in /sweden/? Or are you trespassing in MY brit thread? Fuck off Never reply me 2 again dumb scandi cunt how dare u even be in this thread at all foreign cunt. Fuck right off telling me to do anything ever. Thx

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Don’t buy a narrowboat

>>204273804
it's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate
it takes strength to be gentle and kind

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>>204273649
>bro said all that

Adam go to bed

>>204273814
why not

been referring to everything before 2016 as "the before times"
everything since then feels like a weird tangent universe that hopefully can't sustain itself and will collapse in on itself and we'll all wake up 8 years ago with no memory of anything like in donnie darko

>>204273831
It’s cold and shit and there’s too many of us cunts already doing it. Why just yesterday I had a cute woman that works part time as a blacksmith and bartender ask if she could have my tiller pin (it’s an anvil). We agreed to a trade if she can find one as cool. Ridiculous and far too comfy. Go away

>>204273848
what on EARTH are you on about
do you live on the canals or some such

caught somewhere between being a normie and being a terminally online freak, as a result i've alienated all of my friends from both ends of the spectrum

>>204273838
2020-24 felt like one long year
the 2016-now era has just been this bizarre populist upheaval, and it keeps being elongated so that the body politic can't move on

>>204273856
off to the pub with you ASAP

>>204273874
too fucking hot today to go anywhere, i'm sat in my air conditioned smelly bedroom drinking cider

>>204273814
now THIS is british culture
something very unique which we did not inherit

>>204273890
yeah it is a bit muggy isn't it

>>204273814
my mum is absolutely obsessed with narrowboats she wants to go to the UK and live in one for a bit

imagining an australian canalboat scene

David Lammy
Prime Minister

>>204273814
If the boat's a rocking don't come DOCKING. No, haha that's insensitive. No, I won't hit post.

>>204273905
why's that lad

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Swedish faggot doesn't know what Millport is. Ye no shit u dont.Go have a look on /svensk/ nxt time. NEVER reply 2 me dictating terms if you're foreign. U don't know Millport so just shut the fuck up nd move on. NEVER reply 2 me as a foreign mong dictating terms. Play nice or get the fuck off my Internet. Its really that simple.

feel like there's only so many more times i can get sloshed before my liver packs it in, reckon i'm down to 9 or 10 lives

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wahey

>>204273919
she's just a maritime woman always loved boats her

the sailor said brandy
you're a fine girl
what a maritime woman you would be
but my life, my love and my lady,
is the canal

>>204273932
most of the new evolutions they added later to old pokemon look shit

>>204273927
Peak drinking for me, I started basically blacking out after 5-6 drinks

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>>204273945
*record scratch*

The pathetic cock sucking try hard aus poof poster what a sad sad creature. Always finds some way to inject themselves into the conversation, one person brings up narrowboats, all of a sudden his mums a narrowboat enthusiast.

>>204273958
maybe his mum is a maritime boat enthusiast

>>204273958
you know it’s normal for people in conversation to try and look for things they have in common with each other right lad

>>204273958
weird little freakazoid slug of a man you are

one could argue that i'm a better driver when i'm drunk because the alcohol calms my nerves and makes me less likely to panic and make poor decisions

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why doesn't asking girls on dating apps if I can creampie their tits work?

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afternoon lads
beer weather today

>>204274017
don't pretend you just got here

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blud is swedish

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No fap,? No thanx!

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>>204274020
and hello to you too lad

Oh, 5-6 drinks yeah? Ha, yeah. Quite the boozer. I used to have 10 dollars in my pocket for the next 2 days and buy unfiltered cigarettes and the cheapest pints of whiskey I could and get hammered instead of eating and then I'd eat newspaper and cut little scraps off my shoes and fry them to get over the hangover the next day. Weighed about 165 American pounds then.

>>204274017
mm beer

>>204273958
>>204274020
what crawled up your bumhole this morning lad

>>204274043
i'm the second lad, i'm not mad, you just told me to go to the pub a few minutes earlier with the same posting style and now you're acting like you've just dropped in, unless it's a coincidence

>>204274050
you think there's only one pub poster?
think for a second

>>204274050
love love LOVE the pub me

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>>204274050
>the singular australian pubposter

>>204273863
>>204273838
Only 4channers think this way

>>204274066
my mates don't post here and they tend to agree with the 2020-24 thing

quite literally only post on /brit/
stopped bothering with the rest of this site a long time ago

What got the ausdogs all riled up?

>>204274076
bit humid out

>30 and sunny tomorrow in Sydney
I'm thinking pool, I'm thinking iced latte, I'm thinking pub

is there a name for that phenomenon where someone is forced to dig their own grave at gunpoint and they do it even though they know full well they're just going to be shot when they're finished but they still choose to spend their last moments doing hard manual labour?

>>204274090
GOOD lad

can’t believe australians have to wait an extra two months for Paddington 3 to hit cinemas
it’s an outrage

>rtx 5090 will cost 8k in Australia
SICK OF IT

>>204274092
should have used the shovel on the guy holding them at gunpoint

>>204274090
not a bad shout

>>204274102
>>204274107
that's it lads, let it out

>>204274108
not talking about a specific instance, this scenario happens all the time during wars and in the criminal underworld, and i'm sure some of them have tried to attack with the shovel, but any smart hostage-taker is going to keep a safe distance and their gun ready

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Swedish cunt telling me, me.THE QUEEN. About having a tripcode. AS IF ur even entitled 2 read my postsn2 begin with. Pro tip. FILTER ME ND FUCK OFF 2 /SWEDEN/ OR WHATEVRR THE FUCK U IRRELEVANT SCANDI FAGGOT. NEVER reply i said NEVER EVER reply 2 a NATIVE brit aboit fuck off this or fuck off that how about u fuck off 2 Stockholm nd get beheaded by Ahmed prick. How DARE you ever tbink u can talk to me like that. Get Stockholm syndrome ndnfufk off faggot. Irrelevant foreign country faggot never ever reply to a brit like that ever again.

Ay someone get sweden back in here ahahaha 200

sometimes i pretend to be ignorant on certain topics and let gfberg explain them to me so she can feel like she's clever

Bork bork choke on ur meatballs nd fuck off cunt

200 Ay grab my man sweden and get him back in here ha

>>204274092
"dragging it out" is the term for it

wish the schizos and 80IQ americans would bugger off and stay buggered off

You boys are crazy I'm out of here man 200

>>204274013
reminds me of the boy in middle school who was my "friend" and apparently had a crush on me and would always try to make me laugh and tell me I was cute but then would also say "I want to titty fuck you"
and when I was creeped out and didn't want to be around him anymore he turned into an angry little proto incel

>>204274116
Your know what else really grinds my gears? When you go to Coles or Woolies AND THERES NO FUCKING ROAST CHOOKS LEFT

>>204274152
very true

Remember early AIM and IMs and all that and how cool it was at first, it's crazy how much that ended up derailing everyone's lives

>>204274121
lol, lmao

>>204274168
remember when yanks fucked off and stayed fucked off

pokemon go to the pub

>>204274168
i got groomed in a chat room by a 40-something year old woman in the 00s, would've loved to see her appear on to catch a predator

swedes > tripfags
someone had to say it
and I had to wait for the 15 minute timer to post this so I don't want any backchat

mental how wild-west the internet used to be
and we were all just roaming on it none the wiser

>>204274183
ahaha

>>204274184
How groomed are we talking? Was in all kinds of 18+ chatrooms when I was 12-13 and didn't know what anything meant

>>204274190
>and I had to wait for the 15 minute timer to post this
fair enough

>>204274190
almost anyone > tripfags, in all honesty

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>>204274194
I'm a 'zoomer and I never really got to experience the "internet". Sharing files via ftp, forums being more common, centralisation being less common, IRC, torrenting being more widespread etc. all sound cool. And yeah, I'm aware that torrents and IRC are still a thing.

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>>204274178
Don't like it get the fuck out my thread foreign mong

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>>204274194
phpBB forums...

>>204274227
Assumed younger generations would be extra savvy on those lines, that's interesting

This jen, is my cock

>>204274246
I'm not good with computers in the sense that I can program, but I'm not retarded enough to not know what a root folder is, oh hell, what a folder is.

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>>204274151
Cocktease
Get your chebs out for the lads

>>204274265
Got a mate who works in IT

Gloomtube has started streaming on YouTube again after two and a half years away. Chuffed to bits. Hope he sticks around.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ys-gSZgvJwc?si=gTKHqvYxqnRyBf-l

>>204274013
creampie is cumming in a vag

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>>204274280
That's why it's funny and charming
I'm a shagger, you see

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>>30 and sunny tomorrow in Sydney
>I'm thinking pool, I'm thinking iced latte, I'm thinking pub

>Raygun quits competitive breakdancing
F

>>204274253
Rewatched Jen the fredo a couple of days ago. Still brilliant.

recently found out one of the youtubers i liked died of alcoholism when he was only like 27-28, was wondering why he hadn't uploaded in ages, grim

I have sex
>/brit/:...
With girls?
>/brit/:OHHH

>>204274300
Erm I think you'll find it's spelled Reagan and he was a US president not a competitive breakdancer.

NEW FIND
https://old.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/top/

Wearing my Sikh turban again

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>>204274308
Grimmed.
Say his name

>>204274326
mitten squad
be forewarned before looking him up, he was a VERY weird-looking guy, funny though

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Yank McGee's guide to eating ass (you can thank me later)

>Asian girls
Zero hesitation, you have virtually no chance of smelling poo. Asian girls keep their assholes *exceptionally* clean. The gold standard of butts, if you will.

>White girls
Take normal precautions and be sure to look first. If it's brown, turn her down.

>Hispanic women
Exercise extreme caution. With Latina butts you are betting the farm on an amazing experience, but God help you if you come up short.

walked past a lad who was short and fat and balding earlier, wonder what it's like to get mogged by the likes of me

>>204274346
You need to stop looking in the mirror mate

>>204274360
you murdered that bloke

I abainded rbis niemaksf thread

Can faintly hear my neighbours alarm go off every weekday morning at 7:16am. I wonder how he decided on 7:16. As good a time as any I guess. Maybe he was aiming for 7:15, went a minute over and just said fuck it I'm not holding the button down to get back round to 7:15.

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Do U nn9w corinthians 13

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>>204274402
alri dee dee

what the fuck
why has /gif/ removed the archive button
fuck's sake there was a thread i wanted to wank too that hit bump limit

limmy so cute I would eat him like a little fairy cake

>>204274402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6qnRS36EgE

Did the anti spam measures inadvertently prove that this site had a staggering number of bots or did people just not bother returning to this place even for a quick shitpost because of the new measures?

How mentally healthy are you?

Reckon if I had to put it in fitness terms I'd be an olympic bodybuilder.

>>204274514
emaciated and wheelchair-bound

>>204274519
Could pick you up and throw you about

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thinking about smashing my face into the floor and screaming
is that cool with you

>>204274558
But you voted for Project 2025. Are you not happy?

>>204274551
if that's analogous to goading me into suicide i reckon you're right on the money

>>204274571
>analogous
Smart cunt loves throwing around his gargantuan words

alcohol helps me sleep but then rudely awakens me to piss and prevents me from sleeping

>>204274591
try magnesium glycinate lad

>>204274579
can't be mentally ill without having an IQ off the charts

>>204274463
the drummer is cute but I otherwise can not cope with this

>>204274614
lol

>>204274566
I don't vote anymore
too much effort to go to just to write in mickey mouse

>>204274638
Woah, four-dimensionalist voting

inherited a gold pocket watch from my grandfather

>>204274614
what is this
I can't hear it over my white noise "machine"

might become a shyster lawyer

It's funny how the creator of Chat gpt tweets like a 14 year old boy

>>204274720
so does elon musk, all those tech squillionaires are childish aspies

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imagine having to put your arm around ginger baker instead of jack bruce

Black hole bum
Won't you cum
And poo away the pain

>>204274751
oh never mind her arm isn't around him it's hanging by her side
well imagine having ginger baker put his arm around you rather than jack bruce
you know what I really don't care I just feel like laughing at eric crap ton

Going to pretend it's 2013 again for the rest of my life.

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>>204274794

>>204274757
post of the thread

>>204274118
dig your own grave and then get shot in the head, dying instantly or fuck around and get shot in the stomach or somewhere else and bleed to death

>>204274346
probably me, was getting a blood test at the hospital

Happy Great October Socialist Revolution day to the workers of /brit/!

going to watch death of stalin tonight

Mi gwan da staw n bi dem apels but dey no hav de apels.

>>204274827
always kind of been more scared of getting shot in the head than anywhere else, supposedly your brain releases a bunch of happy chemicals to ease you into death, and if your brain is destroyed then that's just too abrupt

apparently wild tigers were found in alaska

Error: You must wait 5 seconds before posting a reply.

not even a smoker but got a stash of ciggies somewhere in the house and after eating toast and having a nice coffee got the overwhelming urge to stand out in the crisp frosty morning air and spark one

one more day of drinking and then i'm going back on opioids

>>204274896
good choice
interesting bit of trivia for you: field marshal zhukov actually had more medals than depicted in the film, but they reduced the number of medals he wore because they thought audiences would find it unbelievable

>>204274935
Miss smoking. Stopped smoking years ago but having one on a night out and the next morning you wake up feeling like shit.

>>204274949
true
was on a night out in krakow, was already drunk and went through nearly a full pack of polish ciggies
worst hangover of my life

hitler and the rest of his mates used to take the piss out of himmler because himmler was still in officer school by the time ww1 ended so he never actually saw combat

might become a truck driver
i enjoy driving, isolation, and meth, and i have no gf or family to miss

Squire nagged and bullied till I went to fight,
(Under Lord Derby’s Scheme). I died in hell—
(They called it Passchendaele). My wound was slight,
And I was hobbling back; and then a shell
Burst slick upon the duck-boards: so I fell
Into the bottomless mud, and lost the light.

At sermon-time, while Squire is in his pew,
He gives my gilded name a thoughtful stare:
For, though low down upon the list, I’m there;
‘In proud and glorious memory’… that’s my due.
Two bleeding years I fought in France, for Squire:
I suffered anguish that he’s never guessed.
Once I came home on leave: and then went west…
What greater glory could a man desire?

>>204275007
>driving across the outback
>going to different shithole towns every night and getting drunk
>getting off your tits on meth, hiring a prostie and then killing her, driving off to the next town wallagaonga 50 miles away and no one is none the wiser
kino

got a massive poo brewing

>>204275043
Storm in a teacup

>>204275007
what does meth feel like?
only ever did high quality scottish cocaine

>>204275025
driving across the outback, realistically the next town is probably hundreds of miles away
also i don't think i'd go for truck stop prossies, they're not clean

>>204275053
i've actually never tried meth, but i used to abuse my ADHD meds and that was fun so i assume it's just like that but more intense and longer-lasting

>>204275111
>i've actually never tried meth
gimp

had some weird dreams tonight, can't remember them though

>>204275124
i've done MDMA as well, the "MA" stands for "methamphetamine" so i suppose technically i have

>>204275130
Once had a nightmare that I was happy and successful in life

wonder why japan drives on the left despite no history of british colonisation

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*enters the thread*

someone should make a horror movie about a world where everyone has voices in their heads and one day the protagonist stops hearing them and remains on his own

>>204275156
remember when electric skateboards were first becoming popular, do these people actively want to get injured?

>>204274949
how old are you

>>204275192
30 lad. Surprised you figured out the passcode for your parent's iPad

>>204275171
ok i will make it!

you can smoke up to 3 cigarettes a day with no detectable health effects

>>204275206
>30
are you married or do you have a long term gf? tell me about your life
are you happy with your career

>>204275221
I've read that you can basically smoke any reasonable amount before 30 without any real effect on lifespan

might suck some Canadian cock

sucking a canadian club

>>204275225
Well I left my ex 12 years ago and have 90 grand in student debt with no degree. I've worked numerous well paid positions in British society such as a cashier (with Tesco mind you) and as a professional health care associate for multiple care homes where I was routinely reminded of how well I was doing.

I've taken a sabbatical from work to help my 74 year old father with dementia at home and have all the free time I want to myself, such as researching potential future careers with my paid work coach and going to the pub when money comes my way.

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thought yanks washing their chicken was a meme but noe just did it on stream. what is wrong with them

mad all those hundreds of millions of russians who went straight to hell because their government forced them to not believe in god

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died

>>204275268
that's unfortunate
have you considered becoming a lorry driver
I am considering it now. training is free in california apparently

>>204275268
I am also considering starting a company and becoming a famous millionaire hero

Love rimming the lads at /brit/

>>204275289
Might just do that, I've heard human trafficking is an equitable role with its own rewards.

That and it must be very rewarding knowing the lives of some ten or twenty innocents are dependent upon you not drinking and driving.

>>204275306
using my name just isn't as fun without the american flag unfortunately, maybe try using a vpn

do you reckon the russia-pookraine war will get dragged out for 20 years like afghanistan?

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ahmb uael draa iptz osye

>>204275329
>rent vps in the US
>run ovpn/wireguard on it
>cocksucking mods have already rangebanned the entire IP range
Nah

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oftentimes when i'm driving, i notice people often overtake me even when i'm driving exactly the speed limit, what's their big hurry? they're just going to be a few seconds ahead of me at the next red light, why are normies like this?

>>204275366
I wonder why chainsaw man became so popular

>>204275371
Does that happen often?

my boozing is out of control
need to sort myself out

>>204275392
pretty much every time i'm on a two-lane road

>>204275371
even when I'm going slightly over the speed limit retards overtake me. it's just their nature. they want to be the fastest driver on the road

any utterly incompetent man in?

>>204274896
Midwit liberal film

>>204275281
There's no hell or god

>>204275427
yanks don't have P plates do they? (plates that you have to stick onto your car for the first couple of years after getting your licence to indicate that you're a retarded teenager)

>>204275456
ktim
make monumentally bad decisions all the time

>>204275469
funny slav arms dealer meme account i follow on twitter posted a clip and it looked funny

>>204275456
Couldn't get out of bed even if there were instructions

another grey rainy day in my boring Incel life

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>trump struts into the prime ministers office
>"sorry sir he barged right past me"
>he approaches Keir, "Alright, Queer, let's get down to business"
>Starmer starts getting nervous and says "Yes um, Mr President, let's start with our trade deal"
>trump leans back in Starmers chair and puts his feet up on his desk. He begins toying with a Pakistani flag and interrupts, "yeah I got a trade deal for ya, you're actually behind on payments, Queer. We take a lot from you but you not much from us. 30,000 F250s, that should do."
>"But Mr President, such vehicles don't go with our Net Zero ambitions!"
>"net zero is a....terrific initiative, just fantastic, but it is expensive. But it is expensive especially when you have to compete with....China."
>Rachel Reeves pipes up "now wait just a minute!"
>"woah! Who invited the Battle axe?"

Just had the profound realisation that desire isn't a lack but a circuitbreaker

welcome to the fizzy blood orange pomegranate hour

go with the man who makes you sing the song 'beautiful life' by the swedish pop group ace of base rather than the man who makes you sing the song 'the sign' by the swedish pop group ace of base

>>204275587
lol

>>204275598
Based. Trump is so fucking BASED

>>204275456
yes mate
only just realised the "winter fuel payment" text i got from the government last saturday was a scam
gave them my bank details and everything
they never normally catch me out with that shit but i'd been drinking and was all over the place
what a fucking spaz i am
i should be sectioned for my own safety

>>204275715
Silly sausage

>>204275732
i know
now i've got an hour on hold listening to their horrific music in front of me
then i get to tell them how thick i am
then i probably lose access to my bank card while they sort it
might be easier just to switch banks lol

I decided 2 just stay in my home britfeel,,why?y? Cus what's the fucking point in this thread? It says "brit" on the front by 80% of the thread is random yank mongs for some reason, Canadians Australians I even had a swede talk 2 me like he's my teacher nd am a naughty boy so why even call it "brit" when it's just a globalist Kalergis mishmash of mongs from different continent.? Gives me the boke. Mibbe I try again later bt for now I see an utterly dire thread nd I reunite w/ my lads on britfeel. U have fun w/ your pet yanks. Thx

>>204275758
>I decided 2 just stay in my home britfeel
did you though?
prove it by fucking off back there and never coming here again
i am actually going to encourage johnny foreigners to post in /brit/ now just because it might keep you away

>>204275758
filtering you. go away.

season 1 of the walking dead is pure kino, shame it went to shit

>>204275782
>>204275801
Fuming deanos

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alri