Julio Andrés Arca edition
Roy "Chubby" Brown
Alri lads
let us be honest, this was a bit early
*giggles to myself*
inb4 haefn seethe
VGH... EDINBVRGH...
screaming out me arse
I'm in your area
>>204313277humiliation ritual
https://mlpol.net/images/src/2D67D0A37E7FE56486939BB2212D3251-272107.pdfOur government gave this school a $500,000 grant for this studyFucking amazing
>>204313277Unironically peng
>>204313277Walked past that once.
what you guys looking forward to as this year draws nearer to its end and 2025 beckons?
>>204313282about to cause mass hysteria?
>>204313312Years are memesTime is a continuum
>>204313306scotch cope lol
>>204313312Being closer to death
anyone fancy an argument? But not if you’re gonna try and run away from it for half hour
>>204313277imagine this is the last thing you see as your liberated head soars naked through the air...
i have got to get rich right now
>>204313293it really is
>>204313312death
Kebab shop order is on the way lads. Large donner meat and chips with a Biscoff milkshake
>>204313333Quads of truth
>>204313340Why are you saying "scotch"? No one says "scotch"You're not talking to a picnic snack
>>204313370Mummy is making me some spicy veg and rice with prawns
Do English people actually say 'peng' irl?
>>204313370And what did you get for your parents?
*enters brip*
>>204313394No
IT'S LIKE THATYOU KNOW IT'S LIKE THAT
>>204313394in some places yes
ordered square sausage from a scottish restaurant
>>204313370elton john special sauce status?
>>204313379triggered lol
>>204313363much to think about
>>204313357
>>204313363inceldom in an image
>>204313363Ktim! Ktim!
>>204313343>>204313367dude, what the fuck? why so hopeless and grim?
Boss just walked into my office with a dead pheasant no cap
ISA bros.... we won
gundam wing > the rest (I've never seen them)
Diego's already an argument down and the night is young
>>204313394was a thing 10 years ago in London, I imagine it’s made its way to grotty little towns in the north by now who are very late on the trends
>>204313441We live in Britain
>>204313449been poaching again?
>>204313455who tf is diego
>>204313449You're drinking a pint at toil and your boss is Jeremy Clarkson
>>204313441haven't seen the sun in weeks
>>204313455Lmfao
grim
might be time for the afternoon nap. What we saying team ?
I hate office workers so fucking muchI hope those email sending water cooler talking fuckheads are all replaced by ai
>>204313425
>>204313470
>>204313507call us team one more time you filthy tranny
>>204313455hs?
Hope you lot have attached your poppies to your incel jackets
>>204313519severe sniffing after training exercises
everyone and I mean everyone loves a loser
>>204313531what's this guy's problem, eh team?
>>204313519Omgggg girl those NAILSSSSsss slaayyyyy (the Palestinians)
>>204313519jewish hapa on patrol for my willy
London has everything Edinburgh has, and more. Edinburgh is the ultimate Reddit town. Fucking grim place.
>>204313449wait till the lord of the manor finds out about this
>>204313403
>>204313574fucking mental bint, but I bet that’s the best bit of fanny alive
I'm a big fan of Inside No. 9
>>204313519That seborrheic dermatitis
tins and bokkles tins and bokkles
>>204313564What about a majority white population
>>204313574get her burned at the stakeget her on the ducking stoolget her hanged
>>204313602had to stop myself from posting my joke there as it would have very bad consequences
fifth pint of the day and I feel fucking hammeredbrain damage does wonders for your alcohol intolerances lads
>>204313564>London has everything Edinburgh has, and more.Such as?
>>204313635grim grim grim
>>204313637LOT of darkies>>204313635feel it after 3 me
linux onprogramming socks ongay porn onbeers cracked
>>204313637Coke, tech jobs, rain
>>204313519imagine them in the kitchen tending to our 12 kids together CORRRRRRRRR
>>204313527
>>204313591she just looks weird
doing my yearly poppy inspection of the tenantsproviso: £100 on the spot fine if you are not wearing it when you answer the doorpays for christmas
Another week of doing basically nothing for £27k over
>London has everything Edinburgh has, and more.Wogs, knife crime and nihilistic southerners
>>204313670embarrassing samefag
>>204313622Its population is majority white, yes>>204313637History, culture, beautiful architecture, things to do in general, etc but tenfold
>>204313678cozy weekend in bed with the gf planned or?
Is Manchester cool
Something wrong with men who really want kids
>>204313675ur looking at kiddy pics on your PC you virgin filth don’t lie
nth for the gyaldem
reckon it’s all mummy and her suicide attempt when I was 8 fault for me being the way I am such a cliche blaming mummy for everything I know but it’s all I got
>>204313483
>>204313699...nh>>204313707...yh
>Britain's first motorway opened in 1958>Its non-white population at this time was ~30,000>My grandfather had just turned 21 and graduated universityLOL
>>204313687>History, culture, beautiful architecture, All in Edinburgh>things to do in generalSuch as?>but tenfoldBit irrelevant if both places havd everything you needHardly need 10x the number of art galleries to be peng
anon your train has been cancelled due to shortage of train crew
hate nihilists with their loud music, sagging pants, nappy hair, fat lips and black gums
>>204313714Wanting kdis with a woman you're in love with is perfectly normal, you're probably a tranny and won't understand this textbook evolved normal sjhit
toil status: donetime to head home and gorge on some premium continental lager and last night's reheated pizza
Lankets love to pretend that being tall is an advantage and gives them all kinds of social benefits when it gives them constant back problems and other issues. Being 170cm is honestly a blessing and lankets will pretend it's not just to shine their own ego and feel superior.
told my gf I will breed her when she turns 29 and I intend to keep that promise. Tick tock
>>204313760Mate it's fucking shit. It's basically one road with a couple of towns outside a massive shopping district. Would rather live in London
>>204313783As a lanklet I agree
>>204313779Kino.
>>204313783Retard coper lol
/brit/ is far better when Diego evades his ban to post here
>>204313793I accept your concession
>>204313783>Being 170cmUse the proper measurement manlet, don't try and hide behind numbers. You are a short-arsed 5'5" midget boy.
me and gf were planning on having children in about two years until she broke up with me
>>204313835Looks just like my dog
any new pics or rorke going?
S&P bros... 6000 is here
>>204313763and these cunts asked for a pay rise what a load of shite
>>204313846she still might have those kids mate just with another
>>204313846Suck it up and move on butter cup
>>204313846Reckon she's gonna have children with some other bloke that she loves more than you?
>>204313831You can have it, only thing to keep you company that far North
>>204313672just a strong boned face inni
>>204313845it's closer to 5'6 but I don't even care
put the gyaldem in a suitcase then chuck it in the river
>>204313783It’s just social advantages. People, especially women, treat tall men better. Having been in several fights and seen a lot more the reach or size benefit of a taller man is greatly over estimated. I’ve seen borderline hobbits stomp out tall guys
will be back on the dating scene soon. Look out ladies haha
it cola night
the results are in
>>204313783what a cope lmao
wish i were on a tropical beach
>>204313885weird. would hate to see her without all that slap on
>>204313875Ah I seeBet you feel "uncomfortable" when you see too many white faces in the same room
>>204313896170 is 5’75’6 is in the 160s
>>204313846
>>204313914haven't worn one since maybe primary school
>>204313594nah she knows its just a bit of play pretend
Was chatting with some girls in the pub and none of them knew what I was talking about when I said "Norwood Status?"I spend far too much time here.
>>204313914based don't knows
>>204313831That was a different person, LOL
>>204313914>don't knoware zoomers ok?
>>204313810?
>>204313929Just boring cunts like you
>>204313917Absolutely based & me too
>>204313941state of you if this is true
>>204313952Exactly, you cannot LIVE without your "vibrant" wogs
>>204313951get a life you little cunt
>>204313914me in the 2%
>>204313914how do you not know if you wore a poppy or not
>>204313934same and that's only cos I was too young enough to know betterindoctrination is what it is
>>204313947Bet some of them tried googling it
>>204313783>constant back problemsWe don't have tits bruv
As a pacifist, I wear a white poppy.
>>204313929a mealy-mouthed reply
Didn't wear a poppy this year. It's losing its meaning, people wearing it just to be seen wearing it. Another proud tradition ruined.
As a Menshivik, I wear a white lapel
would you pass her test lads
As a poocifist, I wear a brown pooppy.
I really hate people dancing or whatever when they eat foodImitating black people
>>204314019ur mum gets mealy mouthed when I’ve finished spunking in her
A lovely hot espresso (or "expresso" as Diego calls it) to keep me awake
>>204313997you have to know what a poppy is in the first place
Haven't worn a poppy because I haven't seen anyone about flogging them
>>204314035a mealy-mouted reply
>>204314027yes. I have at least 3 female friends
>>204313924x
>>204314027I'd tell her my mum is my friend (she isn't)
>>204313986hs?
>>204314019Done you
I really hate people pooing or whatever when they eat foodImitating indian people
>>204314040Conformist robot
>don't knowbased
>>204314074If you knew the answer to that you wouldn’t be here would ya hahaha rolled and smoked
>>204314059transwomen in your discord sever really don't count
buying a poppy is supporting the war machine which I shallnt
>>204314084wtf
>>204314027What about friends with benefits
>>204314027Does my girlfriend count?
>>204314108>War machineThink it's all AI now
>>204314058who’s mouted mate did you mean mounted cos I mount your mum like a fucking steed
>>204314106they're biological women who i know in real life
>alexa, was I in da poppy swag fit
>>2043140272 excluding mate's gfs
>>204314108how so
>>204314031do you think kemi badenoch does this when eats jollof rice
no friends male or female
>>204314119think friends on benefits would be more fitting for /brit/
>>204314152funds veteran care that the government should be paying for
>>204314097your schizophrenia is wild
>>204314031schizoid
>>204314172WAHEY
>>204314164xhey're trans?
my friends pity me for having no gf when they are married with children
>>204314130DELET
got aids, must've picked it up from the bog seat in work
>>204314178should see my cock it’s PRIMAL
>>204314191I got my aids shagging a little monkey fella
>>204314188>>204314164blog on snorelord
>>204314188how old are they
>>204314164well go to the ministry of friendship and romance and get your state mandated friend group then
>>204314177Would the government pay for it if the poppy appeal didn't exist
*accepts your concession before the argument even begins*
>>204314188why are they married with children?
no motivation to do anything
>>204314218if they wouldn't then war would be even less popular with the public
>>204314235ktim
>>204314208
>>204314239How so
I deserve to be treated like a princess
>>204314235Why do things anyway
Treat me like a king and I'll give you an empire
farewell to my wife and her boyfriend
It's the cucking hour
>>204314257are you a grill
>>2043142351-3 minutes in a cold shower. You get a massive rush of epinephrine, which is a precursor for dopamine, the motivation brain chemical. Lasts a few hours. Also wakes you right up, and actually makes you feel nice and comfy and warm for a while after, as your body ramps up it's core temperature regulation to compensate.
motivation to kill rising
>>20431421627>>204314227idk. weird if you ask me
>>204314312Mhmmm
>>204314326Doesn't sound very comfortable
>>204314337they seem to be younger than most people getting married and having children these days
>>204314326Yeah but cold showers suck tho
zoomoid fashion is not itskinny jeans and white nikes for me
>>204314326Don't want to catch hypothermia thank you
>>204314377you are an idiot
Struggling with motivation?Simply motivate yourself to do this highly unpleasant thing!
>>204314404I'm a survivor
>>204314369>skinny jeansalways looked fucking stupid, zoomers went too baggy
just came on catberg hahaha
>>204314326>it'slost all respect at this point
just remembered pussy riot
>>204314423Shut up you grotesque little goblin
>>204314345>>204314367Oh yeah it's absolutely brutal while you're doing it. Even just 30 seconds is extremely hard the first time. You have to power through, even try to enjoy the extreme sensation, like you would spicy food or a parachute jump. Maybe sing a song while it's going on. Trust me, when you turn the shower off you'll be laughing.
fancy a wank but i know it's bad for me
>>204314473in what way is wanking bad for you?
yank proto gf has revealed she has dated black men before
>Shut up you grotesque little goblin
>>204314482they didn't tell you?
>>204314482puts me in a mongy stupor for the rest of the day and fills me with guilt
>>204314425Auto "correct" done me again. Made me look a twat in front of the /brit/ lads again. Gonna sue them at this rate.
Lads I need some advice. I texted the exberg a few weeks ago just to see how she was doing, since it’s almost been a year, it’s always been on good terms is what I thought, and we ended up texting for a week or so but then she just stopped reading my texts. So the start of this week I broke down and sent her a large text asking if she was okay and if I hurt her in some way then to please let me know because I felt awful. Anyway, she didn’t respond at all this week and responded today to let me know that she isn’t ignoring them, she’s just busy (some bullshit but not sure why she’s doing this), and then she asked me if I meant through text. I still haven’t read them yet since I’m trying to regain a semblance of power after my pathetic melty. What did she mean by ”through text?” and what’s the move I should do here? Through text, instead of what? Is she expecting me to say in person or through a call? My intentions are to get back with her at some point I suppose.
Never see lamb stock do you
>>204314508"they" being retarded 4channers?
>>204314517>>204314497blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>204314517not reading all that shit
>>204314524so you don't know?
>>204314510>and fills me with guiltyou'd be better off speaking to a therapist for thisnot wanking won't fix your broken brain
>>204314517she probably wants you to leave her the fuck alone, it’s been a year and you no longer know each other like that
peter hitchens
>>204314517Told my ex from 11 years ago through a friend that she saved me and that I apologised for everything when we were together.
>>204314517fucks sake ladmy advice would be to say ok and brush it off instead of digging yourself deeper into a hole with more melodramatics
>>20431458511 years later you still give her the ick huh
>>204314517why would you text an ex out of the blue a year later lmaomove on men
ahh yes the 5pm on a friday night "larp as neurotypical" gimmickhow droll
love big baggy pants
>>204314602Things only get better with age
I know it's daft but I get irrationally angry at automated job rejectionswhat do you mean you "went with candidates with more relevant experience", it's an entry-mid level role and I have 5 yoe and a degree, and I wasn't even worth a phone call, just binned my cv out of hand just fuck my life MAN
>>204314615alri mc hammer
been insane craving margherita pizzas recently don't know why
>>204314612>why isn't everyone as fucking miserable as me
>>204314522would cost an arm and a leg
>>204314612thoughts on the /brit/poster who posted proof he's having a baby?inb4 "sure"
>>204314634project on
>>204314482it has its benefits, but you can definitely get addicted to the dopamine hit (especially if you're used to wanking at a specific time of day, or in a certain situation such as when really stressed and in response to a spike in stress hormones)
>>204314649Men can't have babies
>>204314313There are no women on 4chan
>>204314633needs something on it can't stand just cheese
>>204314649"sure" they did
>>204314628it means they were always planning to promote internally but had to post the job listing for legal reasons
190 Diego LARP
>>204314682possible I guess and I can convince myself of that for the Cope but promote from what? it was a low level support desk role
Sister won't stop crying about the yank man I can't mention here even though he'll have zero impact on her life
>>204314681cope on>>203994758
>>204314628well maybe the other candidates did have more relevant experience ever considered that?
>>204314695WRONG he will abort her unborn babies
>>204314695had to avoid my sister because she started mentioning "womens rights"
>>204314704lmao "look i found some paper and took a photo infront of a brit im a mother"lol lmao even
>>204314695definitely TRUMPs the post I was about to make! haha
>>204314694new role created for a woman returning from maternity leave
New statistics revealed about the number of babies born to non native parents>Here is a list of the proportion of live births in 2023 in local areas in England and Wales where either one or both parents were born outside the UK.>The figures have been published by the Office for National Statistics and are based on the date births were registered and the mother's usual area of residence.>The list is ordered by the proportion, starting with the highest, and reads, from left to right: name of local authority area; percentage of live births in 2023 where either one or both parents were born outside the UK; percentage (in brackets) of live births in 2022 where either one or both parents were born outside the UK.City of London 84.2% (75.4%)Brent 82.8% (82.3%)Newham 82.6% (80.5%)Harrow 80.2% (80.5%)Westminster 80.1% (81.0%)Ealing 79.2% (78.7%)Kensington & Chelsea 78.5% (76.9%)Barking & Dagenham 78.0% (76.5%)Hounslow 77.9% (77.8%)Luton 76.3% (74.6%)Slough 76.2% (75.0%)Redbridge 75.3% (74.3%)Camden 73.2% (70.9%)Tower Hamlets 72.3% (71.5%)Hillingdon 70.7% (68.0%)Enfield 70.3% (69.5%)Haringey 69.7% (69.7%)Barnet 68.6% (69.0%)Leicester 67.7% (65.0%)Cambridge 66.9% (64.7%)Hammersmith & Fulham 66.6% (70.0%)Greenwich 65.8% (65.2%)Oxford 65.7% (65.9%)Hackney 65.2% (64.9%)Merton 65.0% (65.0%)Southwark 64.6% (63.5%)Islington 64.4% (62.3%)Watford 63.8% (66.4%)
>>204314369blud is taking photos of childrens feet on the train
all you people are vampires,and all your stories are fails
don't really see why diego deserves to live
>>204314695tell her my investments in the US markets skyrockets after he won. Might make her feel better x
>>204314747hc?
>>204314719did a spunk like this doing a cum tribute and swear its what broke the touchscreen on my tablet
>>204314758just a cunt aren't you
>>204314719>one Elton John burger please
>>204314727why are you so scared of facing reality?
>>204314758you are one of those /brit/ freaks who thinks everyone has the same life, loving EVERY laugh
I have no respect for Diego as a man
>>204314764no more than anyone else here>>204314767says the larplord>>204314773project on>>204314774hc?
>>204314766where's the magazines and radio in the bathroom?
>>204314774how so?
actual fingers-in-the-ears meltdownpitiful, really
He’s too scared to argue and just says “how so?” Like a toddler lmaoooo
>>204314596Will do>>204314608She is the best woman that I will likely ever have the chance to be with and I fucked it up because I didn’t put enough effort in to the relationship at the time since I had mental elves
>>204314766>taking your phone in the bathroomgrim mong
sheesh
>>204314812where's the argument@?
Tunnel to the new /brit/Get in
>>204314827everyone does this fatty
>>204314833the one you’re running from, the entire last 20 posts
>>204314836not sure about that
>>204314812just hides behind his camp little giggles and nonsense catchphrasesgenuinely cannot entertain reality, must be terrifying
NEW>>204314848>>204314848>>204314848
>>204314786Mainly your arrogance and hypocrisy
>>204314816okay so you fucked itnot her problem is itleave her alone
Stale gimmicksCreative bankruptcy
>>204314852hs?>>204314868care to identify examples to bakc up your claim?
>>204314566Hilarious how angry you coomers get when someone commits blasphemy against the act of wanking one's cock over porn
