Magic Grandad edition
Cutting up a lime. Have a Corona opened next to me. I think you can guess what happens next.
genuinely think we should become a US st at e
your general. my posts.
>>204317116What's your height and weight?
>>204317108cor corona too peng, get it down u
>>204317108you squeeze the lime juice into your eyes while you shove the bottle up your arse
>>204317108lime in your eye, pisswater in the bin
>>2043171405'4, 65kg
>aussie posters get to shag her this weekendfuck sake
>>204317108Brewed in Wales that. Mental.
>>204317049sorry lad meant used new ones are made in Indonesia
>>2043171406'about 77kg
>>204317162I was actually there
>deleted /brit/ threads>most of them are heathermong editionshttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/brit/deleted/deleted/
>>204317162visa cancelled
last couple of times we had sex after we’d ’broke up’ was the best sex we had came fucking buckets in her best savour the memory cause 97% chance I will never have sex again
>>204317162she shagged like 100 lads at nottingham trent uni recently
>>204317162I think it's more embarrassing to be one of the men in this situation.She's a whore, true, but she benefits financially by doing this. The men aer all sharing her with each other for no personal gain other than getting a shag.
>>204317159>>204317239Hmm
God I would love to go for some slag right now. Do you like slags? I like slags. There are no slags here. I'm sad.
>>204317258Hope she's on birth control
>>204317162this is what happens when british roses aren't nurtured enough
>>204317300 yeah i think she might be
>>204317162
>>204317319satanic
>>204317148>pisswaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsBKjrSjaIWHO FUCKING CARES ANYWAY?
>>204317319
>>204317319Riley Reid is trans now?
soon I feast
>>204317398wish she were my wife
yeah gonna watch derry girls i think
>>204317108>the pairing is neither historical nor easily traceable in origin, though there are plenty of theories. On the historical side, there's little to no evidence that locals paired the two before it caught on with the rest of the world, and Corona has been around since 1925. In fact, locals still refrain from using lime in Corona, finding that's more of a foreign concept>The four practical theories behind Corona and lime's origin are matters of cleanliness, protection, and taste. One cleanliness theory claims lime's powers as a disinfectant and antibacterial was applied to the mouths of Corona bottles to fight against possible contamination. The other cleanliness theory has lime being used to remove rust from bottle mouths should the metal caps leave any behind. Since no factory can be perfectly clean and since metal bottle caps can still leave rust behind today, these are strong possibilities.>The protective theory proposes that lime wedges guarded Corona bottles against flies since flies dislike citrus. However, Mexico has been a top producer of limes, lemons, oranges, and grapefruits for decades. With easy access to all these citrus sources, the question of why use lime specifically and consistently over other citruses goes unanswered.>The final theory has some considerable science backing it up. But first, some homework. Almost all beer contains hops. When ultraviolet light, i.e. the sun, hits the hops in beer, a reaction occurs almost instantly that creates a chemical called 3-MBT — similar to a chemical also found in skunk spray. That's why other refreshing Mexican beers use brown or green bottles, to block UV light and limit this skunkification. Since Corona Extra bottles are clear, the beer is all but guaranteed to get skunky. Returning to the final theory now, it posits that lime masks this yucky smell and improves the flavor.
>>204317398looks like a child doodled on her arms
>>204317464>While Occam would stop, satisfied, with a practical resolution, others may prefer a more entertaining truth. The best of these states a mysterious bartender placed a bet with a friend that they could start a lime-in-Corona trend. Other versions of the story claim the bartender acted alone and was only trying to sell more Coronas, get rid of excess limes, or both. Sadly, no versions of the bartender story are likely as the original source of the story doesn't name a person or a specific bar — so it can't be verified. The marketing ploy aspect does bear some consideration, and it's more likely the idea came from a boardroom pitch than from one mysterious, enterprising bartender.
hamsters are vital creatures
solo pubtoil beckons cannot be fucked sitting here feeling sorry for myself
>>204317530yeah?
>>204317530can I come, never been to the pub
>>204317530take a book to read
cannot imagine what being a circumcised feller is like, truly hell
>>204317527which one is that
when's the next meetup then?
>>204317588Tuesday, you aren't invited
>>204317584millie the hamster
i think 22:00-02:00 on a friday night is the most peaceful time of the week.
>>204317624only half of that is friday night thoughbeit
can’t be sitting on your own in a pub
>>204317574it's not that bad
>>204317624very true
>>204317258all me
do they make veggie hawaiian pizzas? like pineapple and mushroom or whatever?
>>204317624Nahthat would be 22:00-02:00 on a Sunday. Everyone is going to bed because next day is working day
>>204317638that's why you stand at the bar
>>204317067I hate how I have to wait until I am 22 to start my apprenticeship. It sucks because everyone in their early 20s have their shit together and are completely independent
big fan of saturday morning myselfbefore most people are awakejust dead quiet and lush
>>204317162just watched the video. it was just quite grim
people who smoke pipes don't shove normal tobacco in there, they smoke a special type of tobacco designed for pipes
poo
>>204317694smoked tofu?
Wish she’d do a diarrhea in my mouth.
Dog's having a rag
>>204317737tiny cocked plumber attending jobs in shartsville, la poopacaca, usa.
just found out that modern MacBooks don't have fans because the compartments are so efficient or some shit.makes you wonder what other technology is coming soon like maybe wireless irons or a car that doesn't need petrol
>>204317804well she never will
>>204317835wait til you hear about air fryersa cooking revolution so it is
>>204317854Hairdryers?
>>204317873a bit like that but for chips and that
>>204317835>car that doesn't need petrol
>>204317824fawg
>>204317833Chicago is shitsville to be fair this city is a hellhole that makes London look like tokyo
>>204317749>big fan of saturday morning myselfno school, best cartoons on the tellythose were the days
It’s winter mornings for me, waking up when it’s just starting to get light and fetch a warm mug of coffee, everyone’s still asleep. Get a head start on the day.
Friday night? More like no toil tomorrow night and YES I will be going to bed early and YES I will enjoy my lay in
Hello brit matesRequisitioned voddy from sainsburys and am pouring one of manyCheers! :-p
>>204317991xD
your body my choice
>gamers, come out to play
>>204318014yes, daddy
uninstalled the new call of duty. Too many unemployed lads on there. Can't just go on for a casual game or two anymore
corr £103m on euromillions
the vibe is... quietdon't know what everyone does now
>>204318047
>>204318048Switch on the 360 mate and have a game with us
>>204317162godlessness
>>204318047>>204318069WTF
>>204318053all mine
>>204318048That annoys me about these games. No "Ive got two games in me" lobbies.Titanfall 2 was good as you could easily be top or bottom of the board any game
I know your willy just twitched a tiny bit seeing those images
just seen a few willies
>>204317258Damnit! Why did nobody tell me?
where’s the fucking rain? I’m sure we haven’t had rain in about a month
Business idea: the opposite of a veteran’s discount, a “being a MIC pawn” surcharge.
>>204318164idk but it feels well stagnant like something is lingering in the air
oestrogenised willys. yummy
what's blud playing at?
>>204317297Mad how they literally get tarted up for Deanos cock.
>>204318202dogbergonamadone
what does it feel like to lose your virginity lads?
>>204318237A bag of milk and coins
>>204318237mint for like 5 minutes, then your hamstrings start to hurt
>>204318237dunno
Thought I'd spoil the nephews for Christmas
Friday night, you lads going out on the lash?
>>204318237Like chewing five gum
>>204318294no i did that last week
toil by day, /brit/ by night, all day
>>204318237underwhelming
reading about someone who got glassed by a random bloke after trying to intervene in an argument and now cant eat speak or shit without a carer, grim world
>>20431823716 year old girl (who was my mates girlfriend at the time) led me behind a tree in a park, pulled her knickers down and put me inside her. All went to fast to really think about how it felt.
>>204318356top rate PIP though. the dream
>>204318291>digital editionpovvo cunt
>>204318356nosy cunt should have kept his beak out
>>204318237felt lovely. was 17, had spent the evening with my gf like we did most weekends but for some reason it just happened that night. felt right and felt nice
grim, grim world
>>204318356[Glass him]
>>204318381Bought em off 2 weeks of benefitsGot em the disc drive to go with just to shove it in taxpayers faces
never intervene in a public argument. never try to stop a fight between two strangers.good advice.
>>204318237for me it was underwhelming because i lost it to some random slag from a partyhave had far better shags since then
>>204318469what if they're loose women?
hello chaps
>>204318469but if one of them goes down and you fancy giving him a kick go ahead
Jodi Albert and Ali Bastian from Hollyoaks during Launch of Butlins Swimathon - Photocall at Hyatt Carlton Tower Hotel London in London, Great Britain (2004)
i'll have sex next year. it's been a while
>>204318507alrihttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1731092737453160.webm
>>204318542
>>204318507that's a big cat
>>204318528Schedule me in lad
another friday night alone no booze for me tongiht because ive bene on the booze every nitght this week
>>204318566on my first beer and sixth slice of pizza of the night myself
I would seriously unironically recommend Parkrun to everyone. It has so many positive outcomes from one action.
reading about aboriginal youth crime in australia
>>204318579no booze for me i just said that
>>204318592i like it cos it riles up terfs
>>204318600>aboriginal youth culture in australia
>>204318532You're not forced to pay.
>>204318592no it doesnt
>>204318047>>204318069um
>>204318630thats what he said yeah
Can't pay? We'll take it away!
>>204318664good luck finding me
>>204318663it wasn't though
me on the leftbilly no mates as usual
best way to be free from the government in england?
>>204318700impossible unless you're dead
>>204318579>and sixth slice of pizza
>>204318700islam
got some rice pudding in the air fryer
>>204318630forget about grime, they're still trying to make fire over there
>>204318700move to the remote countryside and cut off all utilities
>>204318699
corr imagine if paris hilton was your mum
Kebab shop near me literally has a 1 star hygiene rating yet all the reviews are raving about them saying it's peng. Wtf?
>>204318716inheritance tax
>>204318744shit tastes nice simple as
>>2043186561. gets u up2. cardiovascular health3. gives you a sense of achievement4. fixes sleep schedule6. improves leg strength (see sedentary 50 year olds vs active ones)7. instils discipline that leak into other areas of life8. ???9. profit
>>204318722
>>204318740big john
When I am kingYou will be first againstThe wall
>>204318761all hearsay
Might order a Chinese
>>204318819quite good that
raaawwwwrrrrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq_fRsWdLpogrim
corr yeah that skin
>>204318740katie and harvey
>>204318819ears look off
don't remember if jessica alves had bottom surgery or not>Thrice-married Katie Price gave dating advice to Jessica Alves and ordered her to stop going out with toxic men before they passionately kissed - as she reveals what REALLY happened on night outhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14059207/Katie-Price-dating-Jessica-Alves-kissed.html
rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Elliot Rodger here.
read a book about microplastics now i'm worried about microplastics
went and bought a vape at the shop on a bit of a mad one never smoked or vaped in my life but it tastes quite nice these things actually bad for you or is it just hysterics?
>>204318923audiobooks are not reading books
>>204318909toger
>>204318923pay no mind lad
rorke not having sex>Almost one-in-three babies in England and Wales last year were born to women from outside the UK - with Ghana entering the top 10 most common countries for non-UK born mothers but Germany drops outhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14059683/Almost-one-three-babies-England-Wales-year-women-born-outside-UK-Ghana-entering-10-common-countries-non-UK-born-mothers-Germany-drops-out.html
/brit/ is way too comfy on a friday eveningIt's very shit most days of the week at most times but friday evening /brit/ is always pretty decent
fucking fireworks again
>>204318950they're bad
>>204318969reckon you're just in a better mood than normal so you find it less annoying
panic on the streets of amsterdamI wonder to myself...
only got 6 hours sleep last night and been tired all day. could do with 7 and a half at least tonight i reckon
I am pagan
i'm more of a sit at home and post on 4chan kind of guy
realised there is zero that anyone else can do that can improve my life or happinessif i don't try, it's over.
>>204318974Wtf same hereI'm getting us BOTH rangebanned.
used to wank to pixie lott when she first came on the scene
Off to Mars
on the trazodone
got my thumb stuck in my japs eye
>>204318992>only got 6 hours sleep last nightall you need
I was reading the bible book Ecclesiastes. It's a gripping read that feels like it could have been written today.
>>204317162>>204317754she is pretty fucking fit though
>>204319045What's their name?
>>204318983how so?
A central London pub faces having its opening hours restricted after one resident complained about an “occasional bout” of customer laughter wafting into his bedroomIn documents submitted to the town hall, the man grumbles about the bar’s clientele shouting “happy birthday” and “murmuring” outside the bar just after midnight on some nights.“The consequence of which is that I am consistently being woken up by the Globe’s patrons.“As a consequence my adrenaline spikes and I am often unable to fall asleep for another two hours or so.“This then takes days for me to recover.”In one dated March 27, 2024 and sent at one minute past midnight the resident says: “We need to find a solution here. This is not ok. They are now screaming happy birthday.”The manager replies: “Moving them as best we can and have told to be quiet.”
>>204317067I joined a server with old people and they tell me I am patheic like most zoomers because I said Id rather be born in the 40s or 60s because boomers had it better
>>204319041>trazodoneand how does that make you feel
just did one of those low velocity farts that go "pffffft"
>>204319050not after you see her sucking 20 wog's cocks
>>204318974sameand they're louder and more frequent then on actual bonfire night
>>204319078can't even have a laugh at the pub these daysffscountrys gone
Why haven't you become pagan?
>>204319100like a sigh from the arse
>>204319155dont understand how to
>>204319155lost all me money down the bookies, could say I'm pay gone
>>204319125ADONBILIVIT
>>204319161poetry
>>204319155god isn't realhope this helps
hi friends i am anon and im an alcoholic
>>204319155mommy says im not allowed
>>204319245alri
>god isn't real>hope this helps
y'all the type to go to chippy & order a poo barm
tell me about yourself anon
>>204319270bizarre post
need sum dat ganja kush kush
>>204319274I HATE women
>>204319274i hate batarians
>>204319311are there girl batarians?
>>204319155why should I worship a god when I can try to become one myself?
>>204319078Yeah but he chose to live next to a pub??
Oriental chebs
>Police hunt for 'The Joker': Cops issue CCTV of man dressed as Batman villain in public appealhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14059979/police-hunt-joker-batman-villain-appeal.html
>>204319321orbital chebs
Holidays are comingHolidays are comingIt’s always the real thing, it’s always the freeway
>>204319301Corrrrrrr
>Father who screamed 'Allahu Akbar' as he battered his newborn son to death while 'struggling with his sexuality' is found guilty of manslaughter
>>204319046why are you spending 2 and a half hours in bed not sleeping
If you fart 5-6 times a day every day for a decade then you will farted over 20,000 times.
>>204319388britposting and that
>>204319360Paywall
>>204319388wanking
>>204319399reckon you oughta pay a carbon tax if youre farting 6 times a day
>>204319386>'struggling with his sexuality'why is this relevantwhy did we need to know how many cocks he sucked in between turning his baby into paste
>>204319262Done that smug little atheist
>>204319386Why would a gay bloke scream an Islamic slogan? Muslims can't be gay.
>>204319333yesi hate them too
>>204319399i fart far more than 5-6 times a day. i think i have minor lactose intolerance
>>204319399i fart way more than that
corona really is the best lager
>>204319451asahi for me
>>204319430I’m getting homophobic vibes
>>204319451no it isn't. stop lying
me? I just fart continuouslyone long never ending fart
>>204319451yeah i like it too
it's giving homeless babe
>asahi for me
>>204319451its nice but fuck me does it give me a hangover
>>204319451it's got to be coors light for me
>>204319462>""""""""""dry""""""""""""
Wet fart? Dry fart?How about I'm doing none of them
>>204319451estrella for me (don't drink)
Hardly ever fart
>>204319462haha alri smelly weeb
i've probably farted 40 or more times todayand i was holding some in at work
>>204319451Quite a big fan of 1664 personally
Business idea: Sleep but it’s forever and you never need to wake up
>>204319498I like a fart with FRICTION
you are GIVING smelly freak
Farting is animalistic and shows you do not look after your body
>>204319477okay NOAM CHOMSKY
>>204319506thank you for supporting the french piss industry
and i think to myselfwhat a horrible world
>>204319528how does a person prevent himself from ever farting
>>204319528also bad for the environment I think
>>204319506used to like it but find it too perfumey now
>>204319565ngmi
>>204319560every flaming lips gig ends with what a wonderful world as you leavebest band in the world
>>204319565By taking care of their gut. Or maybe you like to eat mcdonalds every night.
>>204319554You're welcome. Probably spent close to 5 grand on it in my life>>204319578I see what you mean. I've been drinking more Heineken lately and I see the difference
man that's crazy
>>204319623haha mental
>>204319608but beans which are allegedly good for you cause them the most
woke mob duct taping rorke bum to prevent carbon emissions
mad how jj abrahms ruined star trek then ruined star wards as welsurprised those nerds arent up in arms about him
joe rogan really been helping me through this breakup always got the joe rogan on in this flat
I can't take my eyes off of you
>>204319670haha yeah mental
>>204319653Not if you don’t eat too much and have eaten the proper amount of prebiotics and probiotics
Cronem not active tonight. They're having the night off
love me some beans
>>204319506good lad
hes had enough of her look at himhe wants out
>>204319683makes no sense ladso you need to eat yogurt every day i presume?
>>204319707Ktim except they replaced the old cans with the "biere blonde" ones
>>204319707bizarre this pic
>Leak Reveals BlackRock Is Quietly Doubling Down On Bitcoin As The Price Suddenly Rockets Toward $100,000
>>204319674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYH2Vgc-K54
more like poobiotics
>star wards
>>204319733Yes, among other things. And you need to have mastered ALL emotions, as they can affect your gut.
>>204319766>>204319766>>204319766
ever put butter up your arse?
would love an en suite me
Performing back alley abortions in the changing rooms of H&M
>>204319772
>>204319707dangeorusly full and bizarrely placed bathtub
>>204319811it appears to only be half full, hardly dangerous
