Bananas edish
>>204323884:O
Alri lads
any good anime to watch then
>>204323925postman pat
Finally someone with the bollocks to post an early new. Like the /brit/ of old. Brings a tear to the eye
>>204323921he's flat as a dang pancake!
>>204323925Nadia
this thread isn't long for this world i fearsee you after your 15 minute timeout NZ lad
>>204323921Based
just had some lobster ravioli and it was ranknot bad enough to refuse eating but bad enough to want to eat something right after to get the taste out of your mouth
what's going on with our resident new zealander
did a massive poo
getting FUCKING STEAMINGaha lads
not sure about this one lads
Any silly billy man in?
Pajoo
>>204324056gazans live in this wtf?? it's like something out of antiquity
nth for the baddiedem
someone just post a cock in the old thread
Scran going down nicely
>>204324179don't believe you
>>204324156Such things would never happen here
>>204324156just the trooncord up to their usual antics
SeasideARMY circa 1939
>>204324156wtf its so meaty
>>204324209mental how good orangutans arebest creatures
*swims into /brit/*
>4chan's past competitors8 chan got put in a spliff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmEanon talk got put in a spliff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmEtumblr got put in a spliff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmEgaia online got in a spliff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmE/qa/ got put in a spliff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmEmoot got put in a spliff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmE4chan still in this bitch and you know who my janny is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9GImjHkLmE
>>204324266was this post funny in your head
>>204324266/qa/ won
>>204324257
Shagging EW while Seaside LARK youtube channel is on in the background x
>>204324257Alternate angle if you're interested
mindraped an anon earlier so badly, ducking and weaving he was like a gazelle. desperately trying to save face by getting the last word but sadly he eventually submitted to my giant cock
Soros and the Rothschilds deliberately controlling the Associated Press to not call Nevada and Arizona for Trump after 4 days of counting and after every other media outlet has called the results specifically so PaddyPower won't have to pay me money for my bet that Drumpf would win over 300 electoral votes
>>204324257>>204324325do you reckon they enjoy this or are they shocked by it
>>204324120not anymore lol
A bit of high-intensity recreational exercise each week would do some of you neeks a world of good
>>204324225
>>204324380They could easily walk on the "land" area to get downThey are making a deliberate choice to do thisI reckon they're havin a laugh
>>204324386Based
>>204323870howling at how much this guy looks like mespitting image
>>204324390>A bit of high-intensity recreational exercise each weekAlready been over to your mum's place last night pal
>>204324380Crocodiles are scouse so they're probably thinking "fokhin ell"
who tricked the atheist into believing they are more moral than christians?isn't a world united under christian faith Christ's end goal? going by that why is "christian nationalism" against Christ's teachings??
>>204324225Hand goes from your heart to the sun
leftypol: palestinejudeo-rorke: israelascended: rome
my girlfriend, link everyone
anyone got the link to the video where seasidemark gets his food out of the oven and drops it on the floor. Absolute crease that
vivastreet wank on the cards
you ghana be kidding me!
>>204324451>isn't a world united under christian faith Christ's end goal?no?
snapchat memories showing me the time I farted out a 50 year old man's cum when I was 18
>>204324451>>>isn't a world united under christian faith Christ's end goal?Nothis world is going to burn laddie
Mental how retarded the 4th crusade was
>>204324525
>>204324525bit grim that lad
>>204324116if i were superman, i'd just spend my days petting dangerous animalsphants, gorillas, bears, you name it
OOOOH OOOHYEEEEEAAAAAH
>>204324496I could do with a Ghana woman to spaff inside
got a licence for that salute Aussies?
>>204324537nigga that's nuts
"The thread won't last" they said"You'll get banned" they saidwell here we are
>>204324525mad how this is just a normal rite of passage for literally every gay man but they never see it as noncingfrankly it's doubtful you were even 18, talk with any gay bloke about their "first time" and at least 50% will very openly admit they got fiddled by some 30 year old when they were like 14
absolutely Shattered with a capital S, lads.
>>204324602I kneel
>>204324537nigga that's nuts!
>>204324602seasideARMY made a call
>>204324571you think people should just be allowed to do that?bit shameful mate have a reflect
These twelve Jesus sent out with the following instructions: “Go nowhere among the Gentiles, and enter no town of the Samaritans, but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. As you go, proclaim the good news, ‘The kingdom of heaven has come near.’ Cure the sick, raise the dead, cleanse the lepers, cast out demons. You received without payment; give without payment.ah. so mass Christian proselytism actually was a fuck up and Christianity was genuinely just meant to be the evolution of Judaism for the Hebrews and other Levantines and remain a local tribal religion fuck sakes
yeah some experience that
there's an AFL team called the "demons"catyank would freak out at that
TWO SHOWS A DAY FOUR NIGHTS A WEEKEASY MONEY
already too many people for the planet to sustain
>>204324657their most underrated album, even including the car
>>204324660wait til Africa living conditions go up a bit
>>204324660Irish diaspora believe this
>>204324660that many people and you still manage to sustain your virginity
>>204324660>people
>>204324627why was he congratulating his wife on duolingo and why didn't she recognise her husband
>>204324525if it was a 50 year old woman's cum you were sharting everyone would be calling you based
>>204324660untrue
>>204324697arr look de same
>>204324688scream
>>204324499>>204324529then what's the point of revalation and Christ's 1000 year kingdom on earth?
>>204324684it's english orthodoxy for hundreds of yearsthat english policy runs against it is part of the double gamesir keir starmer
>>204324660the planet has been around for like 7 billion years and you think some human overpopulation will kill itstate of you
>>204324451Don't think Jesus ever said anything about vtuber troonslop being allowed
>>204324660too many white people yeah
>>204324688this is actually pretty impressive when you think about it
renouncing a poo
Hhmm I'm messaging a girl on a friday night, what should I talk about?Ah yes, the historic counties of Wales and the states of the Holy Roman Empire, perfect!what was I thinking
part of American culture to find British accents evil and intimidating, quite funny
ON THE VODKA
unironically like my shit warehouse jobdoing loads of exercise indoors and getting paid for it, shame it's shit and will never pay well though
>>2043247121000 years ain't forever after that, into the fire
disavowing a poo
>>204324723nothing sinful about vtubers
>>204324660VERY Malthusian post this
the only sabrina for mehttps://youtu.be/SzlbSk9-6So
love link
The odds of any one person maintaining their virginity are astronomically low when accounting for all individuals who’ve ever lived
>>204324776Lusting over anime children? Get a grip
Reckon I'd be a massive shagger if I wasn't loyal to my gf
>>204324740Bro I'm so out of it and NEETed I didn't realize it was Friday
pooing a wank
>>204324788It's a market based solutions.
>>204324740surely not
Reckon I'd be a massive shagger if I wasn't loyal to my capo
>>204324786that's not sabrina the teenage witch
>>204324537how'd he do that then?
>>204324792based loyal shagger poster
omds they just killed ned stark
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>204324809Loyle
reckon i'd have the makings of a varsity athlete if i had massive hands
i need some anime to watch post 2020 i have seen every anime made before 2020
>>204324842Fuck off you little chav cunt.
might bum my mum
>>204324759yeah warehouses aren't bad
>>204324869The word you're looking for is 'please'
>>204324877don't think that's a good idea mate
A referendum on the "Nigger Question*
>>204324579didnt see this post because my 4chan was bugged earlier. deary me mong minds really think alike dont they
>>204324769after those 1000 years even those in hell will get one more chance, the extra stubborn lot that refuse Christ's grace will be burining for all eternity tho. well according to my NIV bible>>204324791I don't list over them
The first rule of sleuthing is that literally any crumb of evidence can be relevant
>>204324894didn't ask
>>204324877is she from ghana tho?
>>204324906I mean this in the old fashion sense. You really are a man full of gay spunk.
>>204324809loyle
>>204324915Yeah? Don't fucking care.
A slasher... of prices!
If people you know at toil show up on your "People you may know" without having any mutual friends, have they looked me up?
Yeah go onlets give better call saul a rewatch
>>204324627posted it again award
>>204324931average rorke
>>204324805Looking back through the chat nowShe mentioned the show Vikings and I used that to go in to a lecture about the Anglo-Saxonsoh my days
>>204324931the thread is right to laugh at you, rorke
>>204324962brba >>>>>>>>> bcs
>>204324962i think i maybe saw the first seriesstrange because i liked BB when it was coming outjust never got into BCS
>>204324954is there nothing more interesting you could be thinking about on a Friday night
>>204324846
REALLY BLOODY GET ME IN THE MOOOOOOOOOD
>>204324968>I used that to go in to a lecture about the Anglo-Saxonslets be mates
>>204324968Like making first contact with you isn't it
>>204324931don’t even want to imagine the sort of neek who made this
>>204324954no, essentially because everyone has the facebook app on your phone, facebook tracks your location and realises you and these other people spend a lot of time in each other's vicinity, ergo facebook thinks you know each other in real life and nudges you to connect
Screaming at this drawing she did of her mum and set as the screensaver
>>204324962I don't think it holds up as well on rewatch as BB, despite me liking BCS more on the initial watch
>>204324977Name??
>>204325005not really on making fun of downs syndrome kids
>>204325004Don’t. Talk. Shite.
>>204324931Me: libtard until age 16Then learned about Gamergate and Hitler I have been various variants of based over the past 10 years
>>204325005very bizarre
RORKE TUAH !!
>>204325028liv agar
>>204325005ruby is insaneand also untalented
I’ve been a centre-right man as long as I can remember
>>204325050a daring synthesis
Felt incredibly ill lately
>>204325039i'm not talking shite lad that's how it boopin' works isn't itit's not a secret it's just how the app works - facebook needs to know your location at all times to be able to effectively geotarget you with ads (its main source of revenue)
>>204325072i find myself far-right in many regards
>>204325063leave it on tattle
i support every authoritarian policy
>>204325037good laddown syndrome people are lovely
>>204325054Thank u
>>204324901>I don't list over themsure thing mate, lol
>>204325108it's nice to get some appreciation around here
How old are you? 23 What are you studying? I am set to start my MA in English Literature at Oxford this autumn.What are your favourite books? youtube.com/watch?v=ZapNx5nCszc&t=694s Do you have a book club? Yes! You can join it here for free Have you written a book? My life goal is to be a published author and make a living from writing and I am using this year to gain experience, build up a portfolio and work on a book with my agent. I have just finished the final draft of that book, as you can see in this video. I did self-publish a book about bullying when I was seventeen which is available on Amazon but I'm slightly embarrassed by it now! Do you have merch? I don't have merch in the traditional sense (I can't imagine selling something with my face or name on haha!), but I do have a stationery company where I sell planners for students. These are all designed with students in mind and follow models which I've used when planning my studying. Our products are printed in pastel colours on recycled paper What's your favourite tea? That's a REALLY hard one, but I think I'd have to say the B&B Chocolate Digestive Tea:
THE WORLD IS YOU AND YOU ARE MY WORLD GIRL
might just go bed
>>204325105Vax mandates?
>>204325108wouldn’t want to go near one tho
>>204325150night mate, have a good sleep
Ruby's mental health is not in a good space but a new ipad has helped her
>>204325139lmfao
>>204325155disease mandates. you should have to be injected with all viruses at lethal levels
>>204325158why not, they're lovely as aforementioned
>>204325159ta mate, cheerio
Might swan off of to Italy for a weekend, money isn't an issue.
>>204325072I am a moderate, centrist, classical liberal in the early 20th century sense of the term Religion and state separate, science and technology are good, education is important, women should have have the vote, unregulated capitalism is bad, communism is bad, eugenics is good, a white race should have domain over the uncivilised races of the earth, empires should uplift colonies and extract resources, modern art is good, slavery is bad, euthanasia is good, segregation is good
want to shag
>>204324999>>204325000Technically I just mentioned the Angles and the Saxons coming to Britain and she chimed in "Then they mixed and became the Anglo-Saxons right?"not sure if that makes it better
broke my heart the day i finally accepted i don't have the charisma to be a commune cult leaderbeen rudderless ever since that day
>>204325192money is a major issue (miami)
>>204325192send us a fiver for a pint lad
>>204325186because they are WEIRD mate do you want me to spell it out for you Downies are W E I R D
those slippery oiled up s curved batons are teasingly slapping on katy's XS sized pumpum
>>204325205i'd be saying in my best desperate-for-pussy tone: "Yes! And the beginnings of all of us!"
my 23 year old millionaire oxford graduate homeowning daughter is crazy and won't move out of her smelly childhood bedroom I should be an empty-nester by now how did my life become this
the royal wee
>>204325207not everyone can be a david koresh lad
>>204325205mate that could have been a lot worse>>204325207laughed at this post
>>204325218Can't, got a book to publish
>>204324740>historic counties of WalesChad
EVERYONE can be a cult leader in the afterlife
my microwave stinks like kippers
>>204325220nah, they just have down syndromelovely, lovely people
>>204325268I plan on haunting your house at 2am every Tuesday night
>>204325268no afterlife pal sorry. you just die then you rot or get burned.
>>204325136it's true, I get an ick just thinking about it
>>204325277you mums been using it to warm her fanny up has she
>>204325237>homeowning daughtershe owns a home and she doesn't live there?
>>204325268crazy that this is literally the selling point of mormonism
>>204325297no i had kippers for breakfast 2 days ago
Bumped into Stanley Tucci in Waterstones earlier and he called me a "retarded fucking nigger"
>>204325237whenever the rubyposter talks about her having the mindset of a child and being stuck in a permanent adolescence I laughed it off but that drawing is really strange
>>204325298she rents it on air bnb
>>204325298iirc she has multiple (nice) properties she rents out
>>204325314I don’t think this is true but he does live in the UK so it could be true
>>204325314(Re)watched him play Eichmann in Conspiracy (2001) recently. Very good.
>>204325314haha what a character
>>204325314this did NOT happen!
>>204325314seems a bit out of character. had him down for a pretty decent bloke
>>204325297Oh my days are you still here
>>204325314whimsical post
>>204325314I saw him say it. It was definitely Stanley Tucci.
just got rejected for a job at amazonactually might neck myself at this rate
odds late night fry upevens bowl of cereal
Didn’t realise there were so many Stanley Tucci fans on /brit/
lot of stanley tucci enthusiasts here I see
>>204325345>>204325349>>204325354It's true. I was accidentally blocking the staircase and I guess he was in a bad mood. He looked kinda stressed
>>204325357you're clearly also "still here"
>>204325314are you sure it wasn't mark strong?
>>204325367Boxed in are we?
>>204325357return of the mindraped anon. Snuffed you out like a rat. Come and have a go
tucci considers me a smart nigger
>>204325383Well there you go, makes sense now
>>204325367chin up laddogotta start somewhere
>>204325383you're committing libel mate, although you do sound like a retarded fucking nigger
Mental how badly I got mindraped
She's finally reading a book about magic that isn't Harry Potter
>>204325367why would you want to work for them? better off working at coles
>>204325416Maybe it was a different Stanley Tucci
>>204325374>>204325382enjoy little moments like this when two lads across the world have a simultaneous thought
>>204325427don't want any job that involves interacting with the general publicdid that before and simply will not again
>>204325367https://youtu.be/ysKhbaLyIFw
>>204325420Can someone please give her a fringe ffs, that forehead is obscene
what is a tariff i'm still confused about who pays for them
>>204325453become a labourer
>>204325453just work in a bloody (non amazon) warehouse mate get amongst it
I await your big retort 7 hours later
>>204325374more of a flower tucci man
>>204325465its when china gives the usa money i think
what do i say to UCberg on monday
stanley tucci's sensitive brother, stanley feelli
been so tired lately lads
>>204325480You're absolutely mindbroken lmao
>>204325465it makes foren products more expensive so it is supposed to encourage you to buy local essentially
>>204325465a tax on goods coming into your country from overseasthe cost is passed onto the distributor who passes it on to the consumertraditionally, they are a protectionist policy designed to incentivise domestic industry
how could you not want to work here
>be me>30yo wife 2 kids>in love with big cock since teen>never acted on it, happy life>addicted to porn but only watch gay, bbc, sissy hypno, etc. which turned me bi/gay>always dreaming of being a sissy or trap but knowing it would never be possible to embrace that life>whenever in work trips will play around in grindr and pornsites>escalated for years from playing around in cams, to ordering dildos and playing around, shaving>after almost 20 years finally gain courage to try something>get drunk af in a trip in Belgium, alone>go on grindr and find the biggest dick there>meet up and after all that time finally sucking a real man's dick>fell in love>purged like crazy, deleted everything from everywhere>will never be able to find the same guy ever again>will live a 'normal' life forever, happily married hoping not to relapse>jerk off thinking about that dick forever>dreaming about one day finding Him again but knowing it's impossible
>>204325476wish it woz so simple lad but the thing is 90% of listings expect prior warehouse experience, amazon's one of the few that genuinely take no experience and provide the training themselves
>>204325529timmy's wankbunker
bradley walsh's father, dadley walsh
>>204325465makes foreign imports more expensive trump wont actually do them imo
>>204325507caterwauling
Trying to create my bumble account and it's painfully clear to me that I'm fucking BUSTED
>>204325524thought this was obvious from the context of the term genuinely worrying how men old enough to post on 4chan dont know what a tariff is
>>204325510keep dozing off in the afternoon, it's not good
>>204325568bumble is shite mate just use hinge
can't you aussies go work in a coal mine or something and earn a wedge
>>204325543hmm that's weird, used to be one of the easiest industries to get into for pickpacking, particularly transport warehouses
>>204325510>>204325579And your vax status is...?
>>204325541How is your wife by the way?
>>204325541ha ha well would ya look at that
love those yellow chillis what you get with a kebab can you get them in shops
>>204325541
Lil white goal Aimee getting her pillowy pink pussy pushed into her guts by Abdullah from the Cronem
>>204325569well apparently a good portion of your country don't know what they are either mate
>>204325514Ur mam never did like nice boys did she
batonjuice splatting on katy's cute face
>>204325524but how will that make money
absolutely sick of having pubic hair, is there some consumer depilating cream i can get that wont hurt my wilbert and plums
should've seen it coming after they unironically fell for the "we'll build the wall and mexico will pay for it" bit last time
>>204325605oh yeah you mean the chinaman's peckers, good aren't they
haha i get it, because i look like stanley tucci
bought the nephew some christmas presentslots of dinosaur toys he's gonna love em :-)
lil blonde plumper aimee BBC scene
>>204325624well theoretically the government pockets it as an extra tax, but in practice it historically has slowed trade and lowered spending evening things outif demand remains high, they're even inflationary
ruby's gaff got 2 fridgesI heard recently that you're a povvo if your fridge is white. It's meant to be black or stainless steel if you aren't a povvo
oh yes they are active tonight
just came so hard to ebony porn that i cramped up and pulled a muscle in my calf
>>204325655happy for you mate
>>204325686stick that on your gravestone
>>204325637well put lad
>>204325680owls are active at night
>>204325585Workers in outback mining can earn 6 figures
>>204325655based wine uncle
>>204325679>American size fridgeEasily what, five hundred to a grand.
>>204325636Was going to link that youtube video where the gay fella nairs the hair odd hos bumhole but it's finally been taken down
>>204325680
>>204325721what about the ones doing a little bit of the illegal mining
>>204325727bloody hell that's HUGE
Insane how poor the UK is compared to Australia and Canada
>>204325723i don't get drunk, i get fun :-D
>>204325737>where the gay fella nairs the hair odd hos bumholeeh?
>>204325740>>204325740>>204325740
>>204325768so this is where the queen died
I bet you could stuff diego in most standard British fridges
>>204325679>>204325727can't even fit american firdges in my doorway, bloody eck
>>204325740>>204325740
